Well Adam, what it means is that you needed to attend more of the bonus qualifier tournaments. It ways that you only went to one, and you can get credit for 5. That alone would put you over 125 points and get you a candy disc.

If you make Round Rock, your bonus will go up to 11 points, and then you need to finish around 10th (get 17.88 points or more) that would be enough.

The Coastal Clash and Outlaws are still coming up (as Bonus qualifiers) make either of those and play the Round Rock, TX10 and you almost have to reach 125. Play all three, and you are guaranteed to make 125 points.

Mark Atwood 5 $ 11.00 62.08 5 10.00 77.08
Paul Testa 4 $ 115.00 66.79 0 10.00 76.79





LMAO!

I forgot to thank Mr. Atwood for giving the power and dedication to 4 putt a 225ft hole this weekend for a 6... :D

I forgot to thank Mr. Atwood for giving the power and dedication to 4 putt a 225ft hole this weekend for a 6...



Dangit! Why couldn't I get him to do that at Ewing in Iowa????? :D

Do I need to pull the skirt out again? :eek: :D

I forgot to thank Mr. Atwood for giving the power and dedication to 4 putt a 225ft hole this weekend for a 6... :D



:o

Adam, how do you 4-putt a 225' hole for a 6 ?

That should be for a 5 unless it took you 2 drives to reach a 225' hole! :D

Let say that I did drive twice :o Terrible hole...I blew it and it cost me dearly..

drove about 200 ( talk about the D)..then upshot way too short...putt at it...putt back at it...putt at it again and it hit and rolls...then I finally put the d*mn thing in the basket...

Gary - will we not be able to see ranking by division anymore since the bonus's don't go to a specific division?

I can get a ranking by division, but it would have to be just the TX10 points, not including the bonus qualifier or volunteer points. Both of those are tracked in the database as seperate divisions.

The limitations I had were what forced me to restructure the standings page. I liked it better the other way, but it did not work for players that played more than 1 division or for pulling in the bonus qualifier points.

That was somewhat what I was guessing...I really would like to see him go back to giving a goal to the winner of each division...oh well...I don't need another goal either way...

Flag Pole was a great course..too bad it won't be in permanently ever

Adam and GW, where were you two yesterday morning? Have a little too much fun Saturday night?

Oh well, ReddMan had himself for a partner again, but this time, "they" actually played well together, winning with a -9. If you see Mark's handle, however, you'll notice that he lost the CTP on hole 8. :D I, personally, would have preferred a different signature, but oh well. :p

YEAH REDDMAN WHERE ARE YOU AT CISSY, POST SOMETHING :D:D

Too much fun on Friday night...played Poker until 2:30am and then got a whole 4 hours of sleep before heading to the TX10...had to pass on golfing Sunday and get some zzzz's

Be patient, Frank... I'm not sure people are going to want that mental picture once they see his sig line. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

By the way, Rebecca had fun out there yesterday, even though her back is worn out from having to carry her sorry partner the whole round. :( We'll have to do that again soon.

hey pebbles has got game

I know! I keep trying to tell her that, but she just thinks I'm being nice to her. One of these days she'll get it, and then look out Advanced Women!!! :eek:

I did not know what time you guys were playing,, never get on here on the weekend,, sounds like I missed out on the fun,, oh well maybe next time.

Bummer... I thought I got the time up soon enough for you to see it... oh well, there's always next weekend, right?

sorry never seen it befor I left for the day,, and yes there is all ways next weekend.

So, any ideas on where the Thursday STD should be this week?

not sure,, rain is in the forcast for later on in the week,, guess we can wait and see.. What time can you get to the lake course??

I can get to the Lake course around 6:15

i can be there by 6

I can get to the Lake course around 6:15



Yeah, but how long will it take you to get around it?

reddman what time can you be there? :D

Okay, who is that hijacking Martha's account?? I know that can't be Mark, 'coz that had to be one of the weakest posts I've ever seen!! :eek: :D

hey reddman did you pick up my firebird yesterday?

Stop it, Frank.... you're just trying to get him to post, so you can see his signature!! :D:D

no i'm not, hey mark didn't you think pebbles played pretty good sunday? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Frank, you're too much! :cool:

I'm not quite sure what Adam was trying to say comparing mine and atwoods stats??? hmmm
I sure did have a good time this weekend. Playing in the pro division is a great challenge. You just have to play really well to cash, which is a lot better that playing horrible in advanced and still cashing!! I left a lot of strokes out there. Way too many mistakes. 7 birdies in the 1st round and I only shot -2 :mad:and BB just was just a disaster but I had a good time.. Still kicked all of ya'lls asssesss :o:eek: :DLooking forward to Thursday biaacchhes!! GB is my VOTE :D:D

Atwood was beating someone..I had to point that out :D

FPH was a blast...it really is too bad that won't be a full-time course. I would be there all the time. It was good to sit around before awards with PT, Woody, Gary, Jay, Kevin, Jack, ect....now you are not just other golfers I don't know. I kept looking at Jay's sleeves and they were plain covered in dirt. Don't know where you were lying your bag, but it wasn't the fairway :D

I am up for GB or the Lake, but there is no way I can get or would even try to make the Vet after work.

PFH was fun, but I started BBO 7 over after 5 holes. Notmuch to do after that but sit back and enjoy the ride.

I birdied my 1st hole at BB, bogeyed my next hole and then all pars until my final hole where I birdied...that cards was easy to tally up :cool:

Schadenfreude



Adam, nice sig. I wonder how many people know what this is...

FPH was nice, but BB (and its gimmicky sidewalk hole)....

WOW......
I come home only to find about 15 pages of just non-stop bickering!!
Is this what disc golf has to be about??
Come one lets just have fun....
I am not taking sides with anyone!!
Lets just play some dg and have fun!!
All i can say about the Missouri Courses is WOW!
The elevation is incredible and the holes you have to hit through the trees!! Just awesomee!!

Schadenfreude



Adam, nice sig. I wonder how many people know what this is...

FPH was nice, but BB (and its gimmicky sidewalk hole)....



Tony..I enjoyed it as always and see you have Kat in the total Bonus now..She was rubbing that one in before the end of the day..

Brought to you by Brian and Adam - the official sponsors of taking Kat to lunch at TX10's :D

I'll be on your card next year, so we will have to move her up also or leave Brianna behind :o

Well this thread has really got a lot less interesting!! :mad:We used to have new posts every 15 min or so.. Did all the old farts forget where the STD thread was?? What does every one think about GB.. Tourney comming up there soon.. It will be time for me to restock my plastic. :DNot playing advanced has really took a toll on my extra plastic for sell/trade :mad:You old guys are going to loose your arse this thursday...if you show :o;)
Chickens!!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :o

I am game for GB...and have already signed up for Mr. Jims...

I think a few of the main posters are not speaking to each other. :eek:

I'm a post wh*re and I will smack with all of you :D

Is GB okay with those that are playing, or is the Lake already decided?...

If it is just the two of us here today, we can hi-jack the thread and decide amongst ourselves where we want to play.

g.b. works good for me better than the lake actually. young uns are pretty easy to beat there :eek:

sounds good to me, but I thought you were debating a trip to the VET....I still want to see RedMand Sig

he's skeered to post it :D

GB is fine with me, the only reason I said the lake was to include BamBam and Reddman,, So what do you guys think?? can ya make it by 6ish??

I am always more eager to play GB just on travel time alone...lets do GB if we can...

I think RedMan said he could make GB also :D

GB is much easier to get to for me as well. Jason and Pat haven't spoken up lately, so I'm not planning a trip to the Vet today.

Ok now that GB is the course to play,, what time is good for all??

I can be there around 5:30-5:45....tee at 6pm????

:confused: :confused: :confused:Danny and I will be at the Vet tonight........if you can't make it I understand, it is a long drive. I think Francine will be there though, since I know Shari has enjoyed playing witht the ladies lately :D

come on gary let's whoop them puppies and get it over with :Dplus you can watch the ladies beat me up for slammin on em :D:Dbut my buddy jason will help me out :D

i didn't see reddman's post :eek:

Though we know these guys are about as good at their jobs and blind man directing traffic..thursday has been upgraded:

Thu
Aug 26 Partly Cloudy 92�/76� 10 %

Y'all have fun at GB.

Just a thought... maybe we should come up with a regular course rotation. That way, we'll know where we're going to be playing more than 2 hours beforehand.

An ancillary benefit would be a significant reduction in the number of "where are we playing this Thursday" posts, which seems to make up the majority of postings in this thread.

Hey Josh, since you're running this now, what are your thoughts? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Disclaimer: The last line of the previous post was presented in a "tongue-in-cheek" fashion, and should not be viewed as a serious observation which needs to be critiqued, corrected, or otherwise lambasted by any members of this board which may be either "running" or otherwise "organizing" the STD efforts on an ongoing basis. :D

lambasted...NICE....now spell >>>>>>>> :o

I think that was GB for Thursday...

we could pretty much throw GB, Lake, and 2 other in that rotation

lambasted...NICE....now spell >>>>>>>> :o


Okay, I'll try...

greaterthangreaterthangreaterthangreaterthangreate rthangreaterthangreaterthangreaterthan embarrassed

How'd I do? :p

Y'all have fun at GB.

Just a thought... maybe we should come up with a regular course rotation. That way, we'll know where we're going to be playing more than 2 hours beforehand.

An ancillary benefit would be a significant reduction in the number of "where are we playing this Thursday" posts, which seems to make up the majority of postings in this thread.

Hey Josh, since you're running this now, what are your thoughts? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

thats the stupidest, most asinine, inappropriate and ignorant thing ever posted on this thread! :eek:

Disclaimer: The last line of the previous post was presented in a "tongue-in-cheek" fashion, and should not be viewed as a serious observation which needs to be critiqued, corrected, or otherwise lambasted by any members of this board which may be either "running" or otherwise "organizing" the STD efforts on an ongoing basis. :D

ooops, sorry :D

Thanks, Pat... I'll take that as a "that's a good idea!" :cool:

Green Belt sounds readily available for me this week!
Unlike Francine, it doesn't matter where we play for me to whoop OMB Arse!!
Bam, that suggestion is the smartest thing I've heard in a while on here.
Lets figure out a regular rotation thats fair to everyone, as well as insight for a heads up every week!

I have been committed to a corporate challenge thing today.

Maybe some other time.

What is this some type of conspiracy..
Every time I get on there is no one else to be found!


You know what I have to say about that?!

YOU ARE ALL PUZZEY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)


:p

What minis are tonight?? Locally like dallas/lewsiville area??

you and Woody both need to get a damm job,,

You forget Woody has a job at the Hard Rock Cafe....big mouth on the other hand...I thought you were a pizza boy now...

Lambasted - still cracking me up...I think my grandfather used that word - OMB :)

So is Everyone good with GB this week?...even committed 2 days ahead of time :D

until someone shows up to an std i don't think he or she has the right to slam any body on this thread :D :Dand woody pipe down youngun :D

just got off the phone with Jack Tabor and he will be joining us a GB this week.. I think that makes 4 OMB's that will be giving out an arse whoppin to the YGB's..

Woody, PT, Redman and Adam - 4 YGB's

Sounds like an even match-up!!
No wait, I forgot that 1 youn-gun equals about 2and a half
OMB's.
Not fair at all!!
Ya'll better call in the calvery!
Especialy you Francine "JACKASS"- (YOU SUCK)!!!!!!!!!!!!

If we did actually end up with 4 on 4 we could play some team golf maybe....see those open ended sentences... :D

What is team golf? Not sure if I am in or not,, I know Jack want be.

What do you guys think about Porter next week,, we need to practice there also.

Hopefully Mr Chambelain could jump in here and let us know how they do team golf at the VET, but we could simplfy and just count total strokes when we are done.

As far as Porter, I am in, but we should probably choose another day since their mini is Thursday.

I all ways forget about the mini there,, oh well maybe we can get a few rounds in on the weekends before.

until someone shows up to an std i don't think he or she has the right to slam any body on this thread :D :D

hey frank, any STD's i get, i get from your wife, not you :D:eek: :D

definately...I would be up for playing there this weekend as long as we don't get doused with rain before then...

you got that right,, that place sucks after a nice rain.

I stated earlier 4 OMB's, that would include Frank and his twin Dukie, I am guessing they are showing up

I think me and Reddman will be teaming up this week. WE WILL KILL OMB's!!!! :cool:Hope you old farts don't get your feelings hurt :o
I am cool with adding Porter, it is equally close to GB and we are not going to hold up thier MINI!!!! Most of the time the group is not that huge.. I vote we play there!!!!

So does anyone know what minis are going on tonight??

No clue

bring your partner on Thursday?......I'll see what I can come up with...maybe Brianna will actually take off work again for the evening.

The porter mini usually is close to 50 people

Is the porter mini tonight?? If so what time?

No..it is thursday

Or we could do Porter next Wednesday or Tuesday.

You play Team golf as match play(kind of like skins). 4 to a card and you are matched up against each person for 6 holes. Whoever gets the best score on each hole wins, if you tie that hole is simply a push...no points awarded, if you win the hole your team gets a point. The "team" with the most points at the end wins.

There are several different formats you can play this in acorrding to # of teams and so on, but that is the simpliest :D

hey woody kiss my JACKASSS, actually the other ygbs are hoping you don't show up because we won't be giving a handicap :D:o

hey i have some news that ygbs and ombs will love to hear........... danny just had the showdown with little ******* or is that little big mouth for 20 dollars :D at b.b. owens. danny is 20 dollars richer...... think it came down to a playoff on hole 8...

If the other one is me...apparently PT and Red are on..SO Woody and I can work on you and gary...or gary and jack...

p.s. danny aced that hole twice in one day two christmases a go... :D:D

That's my hole out there also..haven't hit it fully, but many chains..I have a CTP disc from the mini back when I still lived in OKC years ago...Way to go Danny

I got the chance to meet Danny briefly at the 10.Good Guy ..more Dorsett golfers and now I hear your wife is getting that itch...how can we stop this?? :o:D

don't try to stop it :eek: just grow with it, learn from the big D's :D

any body want to loan little razor lips some gas money :D:D

HAHA!!
Nice 80-100footer you had!!
Im not done playing 20$ rounds with you!!
With it being that close, i will get my money back!!! :D:D:D

Yeah, Red thought we would be a good team to kick the old farts around.. I don't think Red realizes how heavy I AM ;)
I guess he will find out..doaaa :D

so you are having to get a new partner now.. whats up with that..

PT what time will you be there Thursday?

I guess I will play with whichever YGB shows up...where has Twisted Todd been lately..Woody are you still going to make it?...anyone...Bueller :D

We shall see what happens...I told Scott Vaughn to come out, but not sure if he will make it or not...Pro/AM...that works right? :)

I just talked to Billy and he is going to come of so I will have a partner one way or the other...we should be there by 6 at the latest

I will prob be there about 4:30

Adam I would love to kick some OMB Arse around w/ u on Thurs.
I am definitly gonna be there!
Francine- I can't even think of anything to say to you'r
dumb-as!!
You'r pretty ugly though!!
Little Foot; you got ***** kid, but my $ would have been on
Danny for sure. I've played w/ him for about a year now, and he knows what he is doing!!
Gary, you suck too!!
Enough of this sh%t-talkin lets get in on already!!!!!!!!!!1

i know what you will be saying tom. **** youguys won again :eek:

i know what you will be saying tom. **** youguys won again :eek:



O.K. Biatch-
Let's place a wager of some sorts, on it!
Since you'r sooo confident, you geritolwannabetakingviagraassjustlikeyou'rdrivesca n'tquiteseemtogetitup!!!!!!!!1 :D

name it beetch

now this little wager is on top of ours right Frankie?? :o:D

I am down to put 5 down against Frank EVERY week.. Is MY money where my mouth is??? ;) I think it is a fun little side bet. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<font color="red"> </font> I have no problem "putting" my $ where my mouth is. I always have 5 on it!
However I was thinking of something a little more personal!! ;)

Personal!!! Hey man, I don't think you and Frank need to bring ya'lls personal bets to the course!! You guys need to leave those bets in the bedroom :eek: :o
I will put a side wager on the round with any team who wants to, but for pete sakes, keep your personal bets behind closed doors! :DSTD = Smack talk dubs Woody!!! :p Sicko

i think woody is talking about a side bet like reddman and i have been making

Blah..Blah..Blah...bring the game and the wallet... :D

GB should prove interesting if the wind keeps up like it is today...I don't think ol francine and geradilne can't put up double digits in this wind

hey MARK when are you going to post something DAGNABBIT :D

HMMM>..think he may want to hold off on that :o

Though I would like to see the sig

We might not put up double digits, but at least our single digit score will be under Par! :D

That was good, but I am pretty confident on shooting under par in doubles out there. I pulled the -8 with baldman

P.T.
You should get a visit fromt "Queere Eye For The Strait Guy; Guys, just for thinking like that, you big Mooley!! :o
Francine it's on "girlie" :D
Adam do you got a partner, or would you like to be on the team that shoots double digits-down? ;)

:D

I haven't picked any particular partner so lets just see who all shows up...Billy is a Nov, but putts quite well when he is on.

Ironically, Cam from OKC and I beat my normal doubles partner Joe and my STD partner of Josh last week at the lake...hmmmm.....we carried 18 holes and they wanted more, so we beat them for 9 more holes....they just didn't know when to quit :)

adam you don't want woody... that would make a team of two weenie arm young punks :D:D

But he has all the extra power stored up in those CHOPS :p

he just hasn't released it yet....

ah so weenie chops :D:D

ah so weenie chops :D:D


Frank you are FUC#IN DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is now my very short goal to kick you'r sorry [*****]!!!!!!!!

If they lose maybe we should take their carts away and make them actually remember what carrying a bag is like /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[*****] [*****] [*****] CO SUCKER *****


-just noticed the censorship!

By the way Adam that is not directed to you :p

I figured not, but I have tough fur :eek:

I might have to shoot today...I need to golf since I didn't get to play Sunday....

-Do you growl bark or roar as well!
I would like to get some practice in myself;
got some new plastic in there!
But I got the baby 2night! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

If you havn't noticed I am trying to get my posts to the next level :p
I was wondering though, how do you use the "font color" to change colors? :confused: :D

If you havn't noticed I am trying to get my posts to the next level :p
I was wondering though, how do you use the "font color" to change colors? :confused: :D



Check the FAQ page...it explains how to do that..and I BITE

not with adam as a partner :D

not with adam as a partner :D


"In my best Francine whiney voice"!!!!!!!!!!!

ok woody you throw like a girl with only one leg and the right arm is broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is the bet between your weenie team and mine :eek: what ever you post i accept .. post it now worm burner which is all i can remember from your last 18 drives

name the bet cissy i'm waiting

Redman..I am baiting you to see that SIG ...the 2nd Family Guy on tonight was classic...that one I hadn't seen...F8in amazing..

I don't care who I play with tomorrow..Billy, Woody, whoever else makes it...even little mouth and I won before... :o

just let me play some golf

woody is a puz .... scared to post a bet now, somebody print this out woody will be a loser at g.b. :eek: oh wait a minute woody has never been on a winning team yet :eek: or is who ever plays with woody is a loser.... :cool:

O.K. Francine you big Puss, talkin smack when I'm not even around! Get the label right it's Sky Pilot, and thats Sir-
Woody Sky Pilot to you.
The bet is, whoever beats the other owes them a disc, doesn't have to be no C.E. shite, but nothing too trashy, just something in decent condition you won't mind giving up as well as to the other persons likings!
On top of that, loser's signature will read "blank is my DADDY!! :cool:

done deal little puss :eek: i've only have a couple hundred to choose from what do you like. i don't have any worm burners :Dbut you can't do like reddman and hide for a week :osee you tom.

http://www.gutsfrisbee.com/images/joecolor.jpg


When Francine was YGB







50 years ago...

http://petcaretips.net/rudyfrisbee.jpg

You said something about you'r wife playing too-

funny the last memory i had of your mama was just that :Dbut it wasn't disc she was fetchin :o

I haven't picked any particular partner so lets just see who all shows up...Billy is a Nov, but putts quite well when he is on.

Ironically, Cam from OKC and I beat my normal doubles partner Joe and my STD partner of Josh last week at the lake...hmmmm.....we carried 18 holes and they wanted more, so we beat them for 9 more holes....they just didn't know when to quit :)



ACTUALLY... it was more like 18, then 12. get it right :D

Frank: here it is, man... this bickering is getting way old, and I'm sure you feel the same way. How 'bout this: tonight at GB, you buy me a beer and I'll buy you one, we'll shake hands (real forcefully) and bury the F'n hatchet already. Whatever was said can't be unsaid, but F it all, I kinda miss smacking you around the course. Plus, I'm not losing a friend over what boils down to one great big GD misunderstanding. If you're cool with this, then I'll play tonight with Adam (if he still needs a partner) or whomever... but I ain't gonna even ATTEMPT to offer any organization on anything. I need golf to be the FUN thing in my life, not just more stress to add to an already overstressed baldguy. What do you say? it's up to you man

While we're on a roll of being nice to Frank, this post is for him. :o I'm there this afternoon. PTBling and ReddMan are going to kick some OMB butts!! Ain't that right, PT? :cool:

Enjoy it while it lasts, Frank. This is probably my last post until Sunday. :D Adam, all you have to do is find one of my other posts and my sig is there. :( See ya around 5:15 or so.

that sounds like a grand idea, did you say beer :D

if woody's team and p.t.s team have their way with mine i may not be able to afford any /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

yeah but if you buy me a light beer, I'm kicking your arse ;)

Hey Mark, no more losing CTPs to Frank... that signature line is just wrong, man.

can any of you guys tell me anything about the crowley course?

oh yeah, one more thing, Frank... unless you already have a bet like this going, I want a sig bet for the round tonight. and it's gotta be good. something like "(golfer's name) has a bigger 'bag' than me"

:D

It's finally THURSDAY....Old guys will fall tonight...and probably brake a hip or something :o:eek:

i'm not sure what bets i have going on now

It's finally THURSDAY....Old guys will fall tonight...and probably brake a hip or something :o:eek:



http://www.healthpages.org/AHP/LIBRARY/HLTHTOP/THR/REAM.GIF

can any of you guys tell me anything about the crowley course?

Very nice course, go check it out. I beleive they have minis on tuesday and saturdays.The course is open-tight, short and long. JDGFS tourney is there on the 12th.

thanks

Yes Frank..Crowleys course is really great, unfortunately their club likes running events competing with all the other functions that have already been planned way ahead of time.

There are multiple teepads for all the holes, uphill, downhill, through the trees and everything in between..Last time I was there #18 was missing, but I think that has been fixed since then. We should all plan on a weekend out there sometime and get ZBoaz in while we are over there.


I will play with any of you kids...just no hipbreakers :o

Where is my CFO...I can start some Sh*t :cool: see you all in a few hours

I will play with any of you kids...
Where is my CFO...I can start some Sh*t


When did Adam join the priesthood?

Bless you my Child...you know why the kids hair is parted down the middle right :o

Awwwwwww, its so nice to see everyone getting along again. Just warms my bitter old wrinkled heart.

Besides, now I don't have to come up there and kick both y'alls azzes. ;)

oh no you jes dih'int

Just one big warm fuzzy in here now...you might want to see a doctor about the wrinkly heart

Bless you my Child...you know why the kids hair is parted down the middle right :o

I'm scared to ask :eek:

It's a visual joke...I will have to show you at GB :o

You and I vs..the hipsters :confused: I am in...another -8 should do it

right on. you can have one of my CFOs too, as long as you don't try any of that priestly stuff on me. and I don't mean that dude from 90210... well, actually maybe that works too

I should be there right about 6..I have to stop at the house, change and fill up the cooler...then golftime!!!

Deidre should be able to make it today too. I've worked about 18 of the past 27 hours, so I'm gonna go home and catch a nap before heading to GB. See ya around 6:00

I see things are getting back to the norm :D

Baldie you dont have any hair for Adam to part :o

Well I think Jack will be there as my partner tonight,, come on 4,,

Hey PT you need to get the fat head of yours swollen up some more so you can fall all a part tonite. Remember at Jake's,, PT best bragging voice - I am going to BB and shoot 10 down and beat every ones arse - damm boy you could not even beat me,, :D

OMB's will rule the evening :cool:

What did you shoot for the tourney old timer??? I could have sworn I still kicked your arse (by 6 or 7 shots) even though I DID play like crap :eek: :o :D

Heck..even I shot -1 at BB :D and I can't stand that place

IT's okay PT...someday you will pass Atwood - oh wait you are a YGB - okay Frank stinks, Garys smell like Bengay and where is RAY????

Old Timer - is that a joke HAHA what the f ever :D
I saw Ray last night but did not ask him if he was playing, I think Kevin W and Mario are going to come and join in on the fun - wait is that not a OMB YGB team

Josh...
How'd you and your partner shoot last night??

Is tonight just for fun or is it still 5$ a head?
Also its still at GB...making sure it hasnt changed!!
:D
Adam, have you gotten the golden retrievers yet?

No $5...just for fun and any side bets....I haven't purchased the retrievers yet...want to cover 10 of them at first and still keep missing him when I try to get ahold of him.....

GB it is

kevin and I shot a measly -2 from all longs at McK... not our night.

you got that right,, nothing like being teamed up with a guy that has only played 50 times or so..

Yes Frank..Crowleys course is really great, unfortunately their club likes running events competing with all the other functions that have already been planned way ahead of time.

thats such nonsense, grow up why doncha. if you cant tell the difference between a 2day event and a 1day event, then get off the pipe. besides, both events were on ONE COURSE EACH. if himing can fill two courses in one day in the DFW area, why cant two seperate courses offer seperate one course events. as much as you'd like, no single entity controls all courses...thank god for choice!

Yeah and tell me it isn't true...how many events have been scheduled the exact time as a MACE event that was planned up to 1 yr ahead of time.

Choice is good...intentionally giving the appearance of trying to always run a tourney on a day there is already one scheduled right down the road from Crowley doesn't help either club

easy there, killer... I've heard the same rumors about this thing, and from what I've heard (from the horses' mouths) this was done intentionally. More than once. All due to a few people's misguided dislike of a DFW area TD. That's a little bit different from two tourneys which just *happen* to fall on the same weekend.

Thank you..I wasn't referring to any Himing events there sandal man...MACE events...

Go get some shoes :D

"More than once."

since there's only been ONE tourney at Crowley, perhaps you'd better stop listening to rumors

It's not that 2 courses can't run events the same day successfully, it's that 2 courses on the same side of town really should try to avoid running events at the same time if possible. It would allow local golfers that would like to attend both events to do so and increase the turnout for both events.

Well I just found out that Billy is out for today, but my little brother is in...He will be leaving Irving right at 5pm..so hopefully the roads will allow him to make it by 6pm...I told him to catch up otherwise

check a map. "same side of town" is only true for some locations. from where i live those two courses are not the same side of town.

prolly any weekend would have resulted in a conflict. z10, fahrenheit fling were both close.

in the final analysis it is unlikely that any significant number played crowley instead of grapevine.

I have heard of more than one myself.

is their upcoming tournament on a sunday? the 12th?

"More than once."

since there's only been ONE tourney at Crowley, perhaps you'd better stop listening to rumors

World's Biggest isn't a tourney? well then how about "big event?" Does that work better for you?

check a map. "same side of town" is only true for some locations. from where i live those two courses are not the same side of town.

prolly any weekend would have resulted in a conflict. z10, fahrenheit fling were both close.

in the final analysis it is unlikely that any significant number played crowley instead of grapevine.



The ZT10 and Fling were not the same day! :confused:

Now after all that non-sense :confused:

Back to STD,, come on ,, Woody you suck and will make your partner suck just by watching you throw your worm burner drives.. :D

Smack :o

I'm putting in the early vote for Lake course for next week, Sept. 2nd. :D

you guys realize you have the highest View-Post ratio on the board? this thread means bizniss...

Or else that means the only people reading this thread are the ones posting on it.

Sit back
Take you'r Geritol
And shut the [*****] up!
I'm tired of this worm burning [*****]!
I will take all the OMB's down single handed if I have to!
And we'll see how (W.B.) you think when I hit an Ace! :eek:

Is Geritol a performance enhancing drug ?

LOL!!!! :D

Watch it before your head explodes,, you against all of us LMAO,,
and to be able to hit a ace means keeping the disc off the ground and away from the worms. :D

so bam bam how long have you and reddman had something going on the side :D:D

And we'll see how (W.B.) you think when I hit an Ace! :eek:

It'll have to be a skip ace /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



sorry, couldn't resist :D

so bam bam how long have you and reddman had something going on the side :D:D

Actually, it's YOU I'm worried about, Frank, since you're the one who made him use that as his sig line! :eek: :D

I think when you OMB'S are not looking he should throw a disc at one of you, hit you in ACE, and go home gloating. :DI'll sign that ACE disc. :p



oh..... fffffooooooouuuuuurrrrrr!!! :D

woody hitting an ace is as likely as Chris having a box of CE Valks,,

I would put more faith in Chris having a box of CE Valks. :cool:

LMAO at Woody's worm burning expense. :D

woody hitting an ace is as likely as Chris having a box of CE Valks,,



or Atwood making a putt from outside of ten feet :D

The CE Valk comment last weekend was priceless...poor Woody trying to duck his head and Watts and I calling him out :o

I am not sure which part of the game Geritol would help, but as long as the IOC is good with it, so am I...

Now lets get out there and rumble....

you guys realize you have the highest View-Post ratio on the board? this thread means bizniss...



You had me for a minute, but evolution vs ebulution has more....that is just Mark padding not only his post count, but the view count also :D

Poor Woody has been getting hammered here latley.. Why don't you guys pick on somebody your own age, like... oh never mind. You can fill in the blanks. YOUR OLD. :D

and PT is picking on people on the Carrollton thread :D

ok I am bored with Woody :D

Now for Adam and his big bald -500 driver,, I have never seen some one hit so many trees (Mckinney last night) than Mr. 500, and if memory serves me correct, had a few CFO's, I dont think he out drove me one damm time, could be wrong but dont think so.. So Adam hope you have been practicing that 300 ft drive of yours in your apt. SMACK :D

PT shut your donkey (Vinnie's favorite saying),

G- Watts was the first to call me out on the valks, (in front every D-Town disc golfer!!)
If I get skip Ace, it's still an Ace Biatch-Bam!
I can't even think of any other smacks to give right now;
I'll do my talkin on the greens! :cool:

B-SLAP
"I'M RICK JAMES BIATCH"
....back from the dead to give OMB's just what they need. :p

i don't think i've ever seen bald one not hit a tree on a drive or woody not worm burn one :D:eek:

If it is team 800, then someone gets my little brother...he isn't bad, but he will need help. He plays BEERCREEK all the time and GB only with me.

Not too many trees at GB for you Josh :D

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.


You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.


These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.


You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you�ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.


Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!

[*****] OFF!

post wh*re :D

Put him with Woody, he11 he said he was going to beat us all by his self tonight, sounds like he could carry any one around.. :D
Adam there are a few trees there is key places for great bald one to hit,, better bring your big arm.. :D

COME on now...I weigh a bill - fifty wet...my big arm only goes so much...400..maybe a little more :D

if you put woody and bald one together the animal rights people will get us yanked out of there :eek: well unless we pick up all the dead birds and worms as we go :D:D

Frank you gonna get there early so we can have a beer or two?

if you put woody and bald one together the animal rights people will get us yanked out of there :eek: well unless we pick up all the dead birds and worms as we go :D:D



Best Smack all day...NOW that was FUNNY!!!

and PT is picking on people on the Carrollton thread :D


I was kickin that guys ace last year in Advanced. I was planning on playing open in tx10 until I hurt my back, and now this guy wants to act like he is the ***** because he moved up to open....shhhhhhiiiittttt. I would rather stay in advanced and collect plastic to sell than go pro before I can compete and end up giving my money to the REAL pro's. But to each his own. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

should be there by 5;30, even though i'm not feeling so good, probally shouldn't of said that

thank you i do try :D

That said, I am trying like helll to get back into tourney playing condition.. This back thing has really set me back.. Still hurts like hellll after I play and it tightens up.. It will be plenty loose tonight to kick a little OMB ARSE!!!! :eek: :p

kinda left your self wide open on that one.. I can here the keys being typed on all over the metroplex.. :D

not if you knew what i had to do today

p.t. i saw you playing t 10 looking good, you just suck when you get up against us ombs :D

I was ribbing him...the CFLES guy was talking out his arse and PT set him straight...

Francine - that Geritol might not be a bad idea

You guys just really intimidate me I can't concentrate, I can barely hold my disc... Please take it easy on me Sir.. :D:D

if it has to do with you and woody,, leave it be,, none of us want to know :D

Ahh...the good news train rolls on...Brian is going to not only play, but I talked him into grabbing me a case and some smokes...we should get there a little earlier than 6....

CTP to kill off the ace pot of yore???

I think sandalman was talking the ratio of views to replies, not the total number of replies.

I think that the Keith Johnson retirement thread has us beat though. It shows 5 views and 97 replies. Good trick if you can pull it off.

WOW - there are also only 2 thread under PDGA Tourney info with more posts...I think we all have a little too much time

see ya soon!

Scores :confused:

Bueller, Bueller :cool:

i know the scores :Djosh can you help me out here and post the scores :D

man it was good to see all the smack talk regulars out there talking smack and shooting golf again :Dray don't worry omb's won but josh will post the scores later, josh where ya at your daddy's talking :D

Wish I could have made it out tonight.

Work is taking up more time than it used to :o, and will do so for a month or so, but I'll try and make as many as I can before the time change in a couple months.

Anyone doing the Rock this weekend? :cool:, Most definitely a big arm course :)

So what were the scores Josh :D

I guess we're waiting for scores, I will say we only had 5 pars.

Frank, let me know if you were serious about helping me out with the fence!! If you are let me know when would be a good time.. Redd and I played on the OMB card and saw ALL 5 pars... :D

absolutely, i'm golfing in the morning but free after words same thing sunday, i can probally get at least one of my sons to, just let me know when your wanting to put it up

how about some more of our std mates helping p.t. out we could have an old :Dfashion barn raising then ombs could go kick some more youngun *** :D

now back to our regularly scheduled omb kicking younguns azzes yet again :Dgary if we keep putting a whoopin on these younguns d.g. is going to decline because they will get more and more discouraged and take up other sports :Dwoody will probally take up marbles to be close to the worms, p.t. bowling, adam badminton reddman will take up band or something, josh will probally move to the big apple and be a door man, little big mouth will move to arkansas for hog calling, where's our compassion :D:D

Frank your talking to yourself again! :D:D

Badmiton...why do I get that one?....I want nothing to do with a sport that uses the shuttlecock :o

as for our nice -7...I figured that 8 would have atleast secured my $5 with PT..oh well I paid up..nice shooting...Josh putted all the longs ones for us and I hit the gimmies...inside 5 he couldn't hit them, but outside 30..he was on..

OMB's...darn it...nice shooting again at GB...I did get to see woody throw a 50footer right into the ground on 12...

and I found out that Dieter and Todd are our neighbors...more people to drag out for golf now...

so your saying woody is getting more d now :D

o.k. since josh won't post the scores... team d's frank and gary -13 p.t. and reddman -9 gary w. and jack t -7 not sure of the others but worse than -7 :Dombs rule again

so your saying woody is getting more d now :D



Now that is good smack...and we shot a -7 also...with 1 bogey :mad:

Frank were you guys playing in the morning?? I think Jack and I will join ya.

Hey Baldie you need to tell every one who you Daddy is :D

I am cool with Sat. if that is good for you. Are you playing the 'Bon in the morning? All we can really do is get the holes for the post dug and drop them in. The concrete will prob take a while to set. I can garantee some Ice Cold Frosty Bevrages also ;) It will be much appreciated!! I have two baskets and a lengthy yard so I am sure we can find some game to play YGB against OMB ;)AFTER the work of course :D

Since posting is kind of hit and miss, here is my cell number
214-578-1778.

Are you still thinking of Crowly tomorrow Frank?...

if we aren't heading way out there, I will give you a hand PT...I have a Dewalt to throw those sections up quickly and a post hole digger if you don't have the auger.

I WILL accept any and all help :DI will keep the beer flowing. ;)

looking that way, but we are meeting at 7;30 in crowley

i'll be there will call, hey looks like were getting adam, hope we don't confuse him for fence post and nail a slat to him :Deven smack talk putting up a fence :D

Good Lord OMB - even roosters are not up that early...considering that would mean I had to leave my house around 6:30...I think I will pass on that.

PT - where do you live?

others are going to Audobon???

I'll make sure to wear Safety Orange and we can use Andrew for any small slats that are missing

I live in Rowlett about 15 min from Audobon.. I am not sure if others are playing there or not.I can see if Watts and bitner and the group would be willing to play there!