i think you can play adv. as long as your rating is under 945 or 955 even if you have cashed. duke should know more about that.

Patrick, it was nice bumping into you today at Greenbelt. Nice talking to you, see you next time you are in the area.

As for all you other fartnockers, I will take all of you on Saturday :D

please it'll be like taking pizza from a baby. :D

TEST (http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm)

it appear to be broken. i got to the site, but it didnt work right.



Nice try, but I don't believe you. Anyone pass the test yet? :)

its 955 fir adv, but only 915 for adv master

TEST (http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm)

it appear to be broken. i got to the site, but it didnt work right.




Nice try, but I don't believe you. Anyone pass the test yet? :)


Pass it :confused:

If you have to take it you flunked it :cool:

Just because a person wishes to support the ADGA and becomes a member does not make them an Arlington Golfer. He started this thing, he's stuck here.

Yes, Jack took cash, and then let his rating climb above 914. Of course if it is unsanctioned, I don't care where he plays.

Pat, I just checked Tabor's rating, and as of the last update, he is "on the bubble" at 915. And he did take cash at the TX10 final last year, so one more point and no more MM1 for Jack.

Oh, so 915 puts him in MPM? Hmmm... I'm gonna go check that out.

The rule is <915.

this will be my last year as adv, mstr. then because my rating will be going up.and what duke said these guys would declare mutiny on me if i jumped ship. :D

That's right, you NON-Arlington OMB... we'd have to do something drastic like hide your new Aviar putter from you. Or make you start carrying your bag :eek: :D

What you talking about Frank ?

You have to accept cash as a Pro before your rating matters.

Which means you have to actually cash in the open division.

why did so many omb's take cash at a silly one day pdga event??? you guys nuts or what?

i dont care if jack plays omb - better that than bering forced to play pro masters. but in sanctioned events he doesnt have a choice anymore unless he keeps his rating down.

Hello girls,, is this a ******* page or smack talk,, yall have to get a life,,,
Jack and I will be at the Carrollton Food Drive.. Now off to find my game so I can kick all your arsesssssss.... :D

why did so many omb's take cash at a silly one day pdga event??? you guys nuts or what?

OK, Pat... let's get back to smack and stop asking irrelevant questions.

What's happening where Thursday ?

why did so many omb's take cash at a silly one day pdga event??? you guys nuts or what?

i dont care if jack plays omb - better that than bering forced to play pro masters. but in sanctioned events he doesnt have a choice anymore unless he keeps his rating down.



It just means he can't play MM1. He can still play MA1 and above. Does that mean he shouldn't have played the Mid-week as an MM1? :o

He only beat me by a couple strokes total and I was 2nd.

Not really, his rating went to 915 at the last rating, I think he was 912 before then.

i know he can play MA1. but this isnt the MA1 thread. there are no MA1's on here. all the ygb's here are MA2s and MA3s. most of them are not even current, so they dont even have ratngs. they are pathetic losers - the lot of them! :D

the ratings came out 2/21/05. midweek #1 was feb 5 i think... so jack was legit.

ray, you gonna play saturday?

Pat,

You should know by now that a Marshal can't play in events when they are the Marshal :o

Besides I wouldn't want to embarass anyone in Wimberly :D

I think what Pat meant was are you going to play the Food Drive Event in Carrolton on Saturday. You answered the question though, in a back door kind of way. :D

What's happening where Thursday ?



Any takers? I'm sure P_Katt would enjoy it if several of us could get together for some Smack Talk Doubles before he has to fly out Friday. I think he is staying in Addison right now.

i know he can play MA1. but this isnt the MA1 thread. there are no MA1's on here. all the ygb's here are MA2s and MA3s. most of them are not even current, so they dont even have ratngs. they are pathetic losers - the lot of them! :D

the ratings came out 2/21/05. midweek #1 was feb 5 i think... so jack was legit.

ray, you gonna play saturday?


Hmmm, I think I still play MA1. Maybe I am mistaken. I will have to check on that. Although I am a pathetic loser!

PT, You aren't that great a winner either. :eek:

I would like to get in a round on the carrollton courses before this weekend, I think he already played those this week, but I would be glad if he would join us for a round.

what time and what course???

Let's do Thursday smack talk. I'll get in touch with P_Katt to see what time he can get there.

what time and what course???

HUH???

(slap!) Wake up, silly *** OMB!!! :D

D*mn you mothers are a confused bunch....

Maybe so, but at least we're entertaining! :D

I guess...seems like 4 pages of everyone saying the exact same thing, but different ways and no PINKIE...he must actually have a JOB.

Good luck to all of you in Carrollton this weekend. I will try to save a few of the trees in OKC from Josh. So far 12 Texas players signed up, a handful from Mississippi and none from Oklahoma. D*mn Okies...how tough can it be to pre-register? :confused:

Hey Adam, you're from Oklahoma, right??




Uhhh.... your shoe's untied. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Uhhh.... your shoe's untied. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Made you look!! :p

exactly!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i need to know tonight the time and place. i doubt i'll be able to make it.i get off at 4;45 and i work in grand prairie. west grand prarie at that.

man i can't believe you didn't give me a lmao on the slam i gave ya. :Dthat was a good one where's my props sucka. :p even though it was on you. :D

any one gonna tell a time and place.

geez, thats sounds like arlington! you really ARE one of us!

ok, so who's coming saturday? i need to make the books.

i think its:

gary "17" watts
pat "sandalman" brenner
gary "thank god this is only two rounds" mcdaniels
frank "pinkie" dorsett
gary "the brain" duke
claydog "worldchamp 2005" brumit
jack "gimme the cash" tabor
bam "play like 800, smack like 1000" bam
lloyd "shut up i'm trying to concentrate" sitkoff

anyone know of anyone else? or anyone on the list not coming? (i'm actually 70% since we have road trip next weekend... but i think i'm ok)

i work at great southwest parkway and jefferson. i could spit with a tailwind and hit six flags. and i'm in on sat.

yes i know , you dork. thats why your name is on the list. retard! thats 2 strokes.

i know that doofus i was just showing you where in grand prarie. as a matter of fact that part of grand prarie is tarrant county.

i wanted to ask ya about the job last sat but was soooo busy laughing at bbd's drives that i forgot. hopefully remember this sat. cant do it here, cuz this is a smack thread and all ;)

cool, almost identical to my last one. oh and reddman the correct spelling is audubon. geez and your a school teacher. :eek: i mean tuba polisher. :D

Wow...that list reads like an AARP meeting...I can only fathom how long that round would take..Red man...once you age..break these boys into carrying BAGS and playing quick

oh I forgot all the happy faces :D:eek: :D :p ;) :o

he's a what? 'splain!

that's just smurph being a ***** :D

i mean 'splain tuba polisher, fool

Band Teacher ?
Band Something.

reddman is the band director for frisco school system so we just kind of rag him with the tuba polishing thing. actually i get credit for that one. it just kinda stuck with him, like pinkie has for me. :p

i guess no one is going to answer my question so i can't join you cissy's tom. :eek: :p :D

Greenbelt or Porter before 5:30 ?

well that just counted me out. :mad:

Close, Frank... but here's the real story...
(BBD "know it all" mode ON)

Reddman is an associate band director at one of the middle schools in Plano ISD. The "tuba polisher" comes from the fact that his instrument of choice is the euphonium, sometimes referred to as a "baby tuba".

(BBD mode OFF)

How'd I do, Mark? :p :D

And Pat, you can scratch my name off your list of those playing the Carrollton Food Drive event this Saturday...








... maybe /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'll know more tomorrow.

i stand corrected. but i'm still the one that nick named him tuba polisher. :D

Yes, you most certainly did! And he is no doubt appreciative of the notoriety you have brought his way as a result of your cleverness :D

ok thanks for the 'splaination. i was a tuba performance major in college before i switched to composition.

Kewl... I'm sure you and Mark would be able to trade some hellacious stories... I've heard about you "low brass" people. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

oh i'm sure he had something to do with pinkie. :D

Close, Frank... but here's the real story...
(BBD "know it all" mode ON)

Reddman is an associate band director at one of the middle schools in Plano ISD. The "tuba polisher" comes from the fact that his instrument of choice is the euphonium, sometimes referred to as a "baby tuba".

(BBD mode OFF)

How'd I do, Mark? :p :D



Good enough that I don't need to go over it again. I will go over this again for Pinkie. Yes, the course directory spells it incorrectly. At least I got a lot closer than everyone else. Maps even spell it like Pinkie does. That's one for Pinkie. Dang, never thought I would say that in my life. :eek: :p

Actually, Frank... "Pinkie" came from me. :D:D:D

I thought you would've figured that out by now. :p

thanks tuba polisher. :D

oh i'm sure he had something to do with pinkie. :D



I didn't, but I sure wish I would have seen everything that lead up to the name "Pinkie." <font color="pink"> PINK STRING! </font>

to bad i can't take credit for bam bam. :eek:

You ladies polish and blow all you want...I want to see some OMB and YGB working at Carrollton...I will give Dolese my best shot..I did see they had 149 people total for the year last year..( see that Himing...) and I am used to more than that per event...oh well...Home Sweet Home...here I come.

Aussie...why the lack of response to my PM...???????

ok time to change the subject. :Dhey 17 watts you suck. :D

to bad i can't take credit for bam bam. :eek:

Yeah, but wasn't it you that tagged Rebecca with "Pebbles"??


I still can't get over Phil calling her Rebagger... that was classic! :D:D

he doesn't want to talk to a dumb butt okie. :D

woohoo :Di didn't know i got credit for pebbles to :D

Well, I'm still on the fence about the Carrollton event this weekend... guess I'll go mull it over some more before I go to bed.

G'nite!

claydog gets credit for patty :D

I think I came up with Pebbles, but I'm not sure.

No worries... you and Pinkie can share the claim, I suppose.

Well, it doesn't seem that TitleDisc or Maceman.com is taking online registration for the Food Drive event this weekend. I guess if I decide to play, I'll be paying Saturday morning.

i think your right. but the best is bbd that watts came up with. :Dhe even says it better. :eek:

well it looks like the ygbs will get a reprieve from the double d's today. :eek: not to worry time change will be here soon. correct me if i'm wrong but we were the time change champs. :eek:

Things are little slow here. I was thinking of taking off and hitting Greenbelt around lunch. Anybody want to join me? :)

I am in today dog,, cant get there till 3 though,, reddman what time can you get out today,, same for you dukie????

I've got customer meetings over lunch again today so no lunch golf. I'm never sure how early Ill able to get away until the afternoon plays out, I should be there before 5:30. Which course ?

gonna have to start before that, what time for every one else today,, Clay are you going to play 2 rounds???

reddman what time can you get out today,, same for you dukie????



Silly Rabbit! I'm on spring break and get there whenever I want. :cool: I didn't hear back from P_Katt yet, so I'll give him a call to see what time he can get there. He might be like Duke, never can tell until the afternoon hits. I'll get back with ya.

I think I came up with Pebbles, but I'm not sure.


Actually, I came up with Pebbles, but it was originally used to refer to BamBam. Like Francine from Frank, Marsha from Mark, etc. Frank is the one that made it unfunny by using it to refer to Rebecca.

BTW, BamBam, are you so impressed by my superior intelligence that you need to call an informational post "BBD mode"? I'm flattered :D What's up with the sig, too? Why have you decided to pick on me all of the sudden? I'm not sure that's a can of worms you want to crack open ;) Besides, I actually took your side and slammed Pat in your defense! :cool:imagine that...

AND....

"BBD mode on"
The correct spelling is Audobon. MaceMan misspelled it on the *trophies* he printed up for a food drive event, spelling it "Autobahn" like the german highway. Frank has misspelled it about 5 different ways on this thread. Not to be outdone, Watts has probably spelled it 10 diferent ways. Of course, Watts is having a good day when he remembers the second "t" in his own name.
"BBD mode off"

keep me posted,,,, :D
claydog what about you??

Does that mean that BBD mode is used for authoritative sounding mis-information ?

The correct spelling is Audubon (John J. Audubon).

http://www.garlandgis.com/website/parksweb/audubon.htm

[but doesn't the park have a sign that spells it 'Audobon'?]

Yeah yeah... I was thinking about it just last night that maybe I'm giving you a little too much grief. It's fun and all, but perhaps I should spread the "joy" around a little more to others, as well. :D

And yes, I did notice you taking my side with Patricia a couple days ago. Maybe that's what got me all flustered and confused.... kinda turned my world upside down, yano. :D

Anyway, no more hacking on BBD, for the time being, anyway. At least not until you do something to deserve it again, right? :D:D

Gary, Can't wait for ya, gotta play now. I'll be at Greenbelt around 11:30 for a quick round. I need to run some errands this afternoon.

I think you're right, Gary... I believe the park sign does spell it "Audobon"

suck-up :D

Hey, wait a minute. I was the one that came up with Pebbles. :D:p On top of that, I came up with <font color="red"> ReddMan </font> all on my own. :confused: ;)

suck-up :D

bad doubles partner for everyone except Reddman! :D

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Actually, I believe it was writers for Hanna-Barbera that came up with Pebbles many, many years ago, so NONE of you get credit for it! :D

Or all of you can share it politely. :p :D

BIG BALD DUMMY,, is your brian about to bust off of that thick head of yours?? :D
I spell it how I see it
rain - auqabon
grass - junglebon
summer shade - priceless
now go polish that crome dome,, goober :D

Yeah ya got that right bambam,, you want to see some doub's come on out to Greenbelt on Friday and Reddman and I will give you some lessons :Dwe will be taking first place this time though......

Frank Sucks, oh lets not forget about stupid dumb butt :D
(hi lurker) :o

rain - auqabon

Do you mean "aquabon", Gary? :D







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GOOBER - that gets me every time Watts :D

You like that word, do ya Murphy?

Is that possibly because you have a "gooberment" job? (ouch)

Sorry, that was bad, but it had to be done.


OH, good luck in OK this weekend

I still haven't seen a course decission.

yeah you can spell it however,, we all know what it means :p

smurf what's up,, your back on a weekday...

if you like that so much then we should change your weekend roomies name to BBG,, :D:o:p

rain - auqabon

Do you mean "aquabon", Gary? :D







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now you are being a sheet,, once a year you can call it Autobon, they have a car show there every summer.

now you are being a sheet,, once a year you can call it Autobon, they have a car show there every summer.

You mean "Autobahn" don't you, Gary? :D:p

NOW I'm being a sheet! :cool:

yes, Audubon is correct, and until I read your post, that's how I thought I had represented it :) I grew up in S. Garland, just a couple miles from that park, so I was used to the proper spelling. regardless, I still typo'd it in my post, so I guess I can't rag on Pinkie as much :o

Anyway, I'm debating on staying in town this weekend just to avoid and conflicts with Mr. Boaen (now there's some spelling for ya) and Mr. Murphy's carpool situation. That, and I don't want Deidre to have to drive all the way to OKC by herself Saturday night to meet me. I think they YGBs need some representation at the Maceman event too :). Plus... my bonus check came in today so I might need to go shopping this weekend... that 65" Mitsubishi HDTV is looking mighty nice :cool:I guess I'm about 50-50 on where to play. If I do stay in town, anyone want to partner up for doubles tomorrow? Will there be doubles tomorrow? Murphy if you get a sec, drop me a line.

I still haven't seen a course decission.



GW and I are headed to McKinney in just a bit. Give one of us a call if you can make it up that way.

I was going to hit the Carrollton courses before the tournament there. I'll be heading out shortly, I guess to Porter.

Okay..Bam Bam...that was terrible :D

there is just something funny about hearing Gary say GOOBER

Murphy.... ring ring, cracka

that was classic watts :Dpolish your dome goober that was great. and bbd your lucky you posted i was right on the spelling goober. :Dalthough i'm ****** i was catching up on the day when i saw your first post. :eek: and was fixing to slam all over yo ***. :Dbuuuttt noooooo you had to go and correct it and admit your mistake and deprive me the pleasure of the slam. :eek:

and for the record it is AUDUBON you dadgum stupid dumb butts. :Dlurker even went and took a picture of the sign at AUDUBON. :p but she's a stupid dumb butt and doesn't know how to post it. :p

bam bam you gonna take that from the pizza chunker on the courses thread. :eek: actually he slammed all of us. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif i hope he ventures in here i know he lurks on this thread. :eek: and he would be ygb :p

bam bam you gonna take that from the pizza chunker on the courses thread. :eek: actually he slammed all of us. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif i hope he ventures in here i know he lurks on this thread. :eek: and he would be ygb :p



That young punk. :p

hey where is everyone at. don't be skeered. :D

Shut your donkey and go to bed old man......I thought you finally found gainful employment, but soon realized that you went to the crackpipe. All this talk about how good you are at DG and the late night posts are certain evidence of this :(.








Hope the new job is going well, can't wait to see you more at the Vet ;).

Hell, Frank... I'm just so proud of Bryan that he was able to write an entire post (short though it may have been) without talking about himself in it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Now, let's get back to the "OrGY"!! :D:D:D

oh that was a good one. :Dyea brian think before slammin an stdr. :Dhey jason shut your donkey, shouldn't you be doing the dishes or something before ginetta starts whoopin on you. :Dand you just wish you were half as good as me. :D

Frank, you playing the DFW Food Drive event this weekend? If so, good luck... tear 'em up, buddy.

You OMB's have a time of it...Dieder, Todd and Krell will be there Saturday morning..enjoy!!!!!

I can't wait until april 3rd

Looks like I will be there Saturday morning too. I'm still working tonight (currently no end in sight), so I'll be sleeping in tomorrow morning. Murphy, if you somehow read this before you call.... don't bother. I won't be able to make it by 9:00am. :(

Anyhow, I guess I'll see you STDers in Carrollton on Saturday. It's a shame to miss Dolese, but I'm kinda SOL on that one. Stupid stinkin pager :mad: At least I have tomorrow off :)

yea that's my plan. smurph. shoot well or we will tear you up when you get back. :Dgo ahead and call bbd anyways and wake him up just tell him you didn't know. :D

hey 17 watts you doing the food drive tom? just wondering if you were gonna let bbd stomp you a new one this weekend again. :D

ok, whats the final lineup for OMBs at Carrollton?

sandals
claydog
pinikie
bambam ???
patty
17 ???
sitkoff ???
jack ???

Possibly Shugy. I'll have to talk him into it though. He's not crazy about GB.

What about Kevin C. the Steeles, Covalt? Anybody know?

yeah talk suggy into it. that way he can [*****] and moan and whine and generally curse you whenever he lands in the creek :D:D:D

That's funny. Getting Pat to call me patty.

Clay, you should tell him where that come from.

i thought that was your nickname. just figured you were irish or sumpin

Thanks for answering your phone BBG...dumb arse...glad I waited for you....I am OUT..

ok, whats the final lineup for OMBs at Carrollton?

sandals
claydog
pinikie
bambam ???
patty
17 ???
sitkoff ???
jack ???

I won't be at Carrollton this weekend.

Jack and I are both in this weekend, no Kevin C. he has no kitchen pass :p

whose playing doubles today??

bam, we'll miss ya!

ok here are my picks for top three:

1st - ClayDoggieDog: his drives are the longest in the division and bring virtually all holes in reach. and his putting is generally solid, so look for an abundance of birdies. he's probably averaging about 940 golf lately, and that wins OMB.

2nd - Jack Tabor: his rating is up +8 since september, and he's looking smooth, solid and consistant out there lately.

3rd - pinkie: at +8 since december, he's playing a couple strokes better than his rating. his putts coming along. IF he can bring his putt AND prevent a raping at Porter like he got at Mr Jims last fall, he'll be in the top three.

suck-butt :p

I am sure that will be different at the end on Saturday. :D

Hey Dukie u playin today? I can see if Jack wants to come out and play.

never mind about Jack, he is on the fence for today.

I don't even make the top three ?
I might as well stay home and work on my putt.

I Can't make it today.

just send your entry fee in with somebody else... we'll make sure it gets to the right spot.

whose playing doubles today??



I think I am. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

come on Dukie,, just think if Gary S. shows we can have a card of Gary's. :cool:and maybe even Gary M.

Mace will get my entry fee and It's no fun talking smack to someone who is already taking themselves out of the top three.
C'mon claim the victory so we can get into some smack...

I played GB yesterday and did HORRIBLE. I think I took a six on one hole. The wind is going to be kicking tomorrow. That's not good for my putting game.
I really doubt Shugart will show. He REALLY hates those creeks.

hey reddman, i am getting kinda bored, i may leave alittle earlier than planed, I will call ya if I do.

sorry, just being realistic. i can shoot good at GB, but i can shoot real bad too. i dont know which game will show up.

Jack, Kevin, Phil and myself will be at CH on Sunday at 8am,, whos in

What time is everyone getting to Greenbelt tomorrow morning???

it's a secret beothch,,, jack and i are leaving his house at 7 730,

i think all players meetings are @ 9AM

Ok now BamBam thank you mam, Watch it :D

I will try to be out there around 8 to get warmed up some. My main problem is making sure Dieter and Krell get up and moving on time. Lazy MFers!! See yall in the morning!

we are on our way there now,, get you a partner and come on out and play.

Some of us have to work for a living!!! I will be here til 5:00 so I doubt I can make it. So you will have to wait until tomorrow for the arse kicking.
Who will be playing advanced?

Thanks for the courses and play and so on. I just got back to Lubbock...will be back in Dallas likely late April. I will practice my putting and I WILL be out for revenge. Hopefully someone will hold on to a blue Beast (18 water at Porter). GO TECH!

didn't know it was suppose to be windy tom. and pat i wouldn't put any money that claydog can out drive me. that's what has been carrying me. haven't putted in the wind though with the aviar. but i've still been doing between 200 and 300 putts a night.

hey lurker sue :D

last i looked it was supposed to be 15-25 SW winds on sat. cool huh! i wonder if anyone will land in the water?

is one round at Porter or both at GB?

not good on the wind, 1 round each at porter and gb

winds now forecast from 11-18... not too bad.. SW is better than N at GB for sure!

much better

much MUCH better indeed

where in the hell is goober 17 watts. :eek: i think he's skeered to get on here at night. :D

so is meeting at 9? how much is the entry?

meeting 9 a.m. and 30 bucks for us. if you want to save the gas you could just mail me your money. :D

that'd be funny if i hadnt said it about 50 posts ago.

dork.

i just hope the mavs dont go into OT so i can get some sleep tonite.

You watch basketball? Maybe you're not the total dork I thought you were...

:cool:

where in the hell is goober 17 watts. :eek: i think he's skeered to get on here at night. :D



He's resting for tomorrow. He and I took 1st in the doubles today at Greenbelt. We smoked all the other teams! :cool: Good luck to all Smack Talkers that are playing in a tournament out there this weekend. STDs rule. :p

must...sleep...must... defeat OMBs tomorrow....

What is this sleep you speak of ?

you and 17 watts? the watts you know the one that throws rocks. that watts? you guys took first? :eek: must of been only 2 teams yours and bbd and smurph. :Dgood job.

who's gonna be dfl today amongst the stdr's. i'll let pat make that prediction. :p

my money is on bbd then 17 watts. :D

you and 17 watts? the watts you know the one that throws rocks. that watts? you guys took first? :eek: must of been only 2 teams yours and bbd and smurph. :Dgood job.



Oops. I did forget to mention there were only two teams, but Smurph and BBD were not the other team. But we did win by two strokes. :p

pinkie's new nickname is

Frank "well i really did beat you cuz i wasnt really trying in the 2nd round", aka Pinkie, Dorsett

good going OMB's! cant wait to see all the official scores.

oh yeah while i'm at it - nice arithmetic on the first round scorecard Frank!!! :D:D:D

kudos to Jack! nice golf!

come on frank! get on here and take yer medicine!

i already told you i was 6 over after the first 3 holes and i hung it up. ask jack or clay dog if you don't believe me. 6 strokes which were'nt all my fault. :p the only reason i stayed is they wouldn't let me leave. :Dso there is no medicine to take.

your the one that added it dumb *** !!!!!!!!

oooo , grumpy :eek:

"6 strokes which were'nt all my fault"

umm, who's fault were they???

Pat, it's quite obviously my fault.

Frank is used to me throwing first on the card, and showing him the line... and it seems he was a little lost w/o me there. :D

Wasn't that wind fun today?

who's gonna be dfl today amongst the stdr's. i'll let pat make that prediction. :p


my money is on bbd then 17 watts. :D


well it wasn't me, i know that much. I gave up that second round, too but I still beat Watts :) In fact, I think Frank was the only STD OMB that beat my sorry score, unless you count Jack who hasn't played STD in awhile. Pat doesn't count after only one STD appearance and no quality smack as of yet. And Frank only beat me by a couple.

Krell may well have been the worst STD score of the day. DFL in MA1... Deiter (a YGB STD'er) beat all the other STDers (and flipperman) quite handily. He was 2nd in MA1, and played well enough to place 2nd in Pro.

So... YGBs win again :D

ah, that explains it, bambam... :D

oh i get it - Pat doesnt count because a) frank wasnt trying, b) only one std appearance, c)he's so much better than me and my fragile ego wont accept that fact...

no quality smack? what you talking about punk? the only smack i've heard from you is the sound of your discs hitting trees!

Hey guys...Just checking in. How many of you are planning on heading to Tyler next weekend? Hope to see some of you there! :D

Yes...I was so happy to see Mr Krell DFL in his 1st MA1...I did a little better, but he hasn't posted scores and I never checked ( didn't cash)....guy on my card hit a $390 ace!!!

...and he bought the Crown last night :D

man got off work at 4 met shari at cedar hill shot a 4 down on the coyote. shari shot a 78 which is really good for her. hole 6 coyote has been moved to straight ahead. not really easier you still need to get up the hill. hole 18 on the beaver is moved straight back about 80 to 100 feet.

yeah but shari wasnt really trying

What you talking about ?
Straight back 80' to 100' for 18 on the Beavedr puts it on the other side of the parking lot.
For 18 on the Coyote, it would be in the middle of the creek.

It's actually 17 on the beaver...........give Pinkie a break, memory starts shorting out when you get older :D.

dohhh!!! sorry about that. it was a test to see if jason was paying attention.good job :eek:

pretty funny how pinkie is ignoring everything about the Food Drive, isnt it!

No, Just standard procedure. :D

there once was a fella named frank
who's second rounds frequently stank
he claims "i'm not tryin'!"
but we know he's lyin'
cuz his game was nothing but shank

there once was a fella named pinkie
whose second round was totally stinkie
his rating is dyin'
and he's at home cryin'
while blinkin' his ol dinkie winkie

Hmm... it seems that another STD'er didn't have quite the weekend they were expecting... what happened to you at DOLESE! :D Adam? You go back home to your beloved Okie course and shoot +2 to finish out of the money??? Ouch, man.... ouch! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I had some 30-40mph gusts that 1st round...my +2 was okay...it was the missed putts the 2nd round, but atleast I played a real field of MA1's and the Masters played with us also....

30 people in Carrollton with Gary, Gary and Frank bringing up the rear...and Dieder cashing...I would have to say the YGB's looked good - except KRELL :D

i think smurph partakes a bit to much when he goes north of the red river and sees his okies. :Dand he likes to look at really big boobies. :D

hey do any of the gary's want to car pool sat.?

pinkie must have me on ignore, the little wuss!

pretty much like every one else has ya. :eek:

and i doubt i'll post on this thread again tonight. it's taking to long to get to this page. so i'll check with the gary's tom. on the carpool thingy.

Frank I will pick you up at the movie theater at Beltline and 80, i should be there by 6.15,,

i think smurph partakes a bit to much when he goes north of the red river and sees his okies. :Dand he likes to look at really big boobies. :D

How is this any different from him partaking a bit too much when he's south of the Red River? :eek: :D:D/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

question for you all,, are any of you going to PecanParkOpen?? If you have never been then I would say go, courses are on my top 10 list :D

No..the **** board has kicked me old guy out and they haven't reset it..took 1 day to get a new id...

Eat it OMB's...I saw the Last place 3...Gary, Gary and Frank...nice shooting - LMAO

:D

Look Sherri...I made Lurker now also :D

hey shari has been sneaky. she's been logging out when she gets on here. :p

yeah..and I want my old guy back :D

this sux rebuilding all your threads, pics, contacts, ect..

Come on PDGA...

when one (or three) OMBs slip, there's one or three others there to cover their backs - face it - the OMBs kicked the YGBs butts at Carrollton. there is only one way to look at it - the lowest score wins! OMBs ruled!

when one (or three) OMBs slip, there's one or three others there to cover their backs - face it - the OMBs kicked the YGBs butts at Carrollton. there is only one way to look at it - the lowest score wins! OMBs ruled!




Really...and what part of the big numbers do you need help with...Dieder shot a 105...you all weren't even close...

YGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YGBs! :cool::D

Thank you.. I have to use this weak post id...and Pat still can't do the math :DYou want some smack sucker

Pat was slow and the math was confusing
Frank couldn't par and Krell was almost losing
OMB's - Gary, Gary and Frank took last
While Dieder held on for the YGB's at last

You OMB's stink and your flatulence is abusive
Why don't you old f*cks get used to losing :D

Thank you.. I have to use this weak post id...and Pat still can't do the math :DYou want some smack sucker

Pat was slow and the math was confusing
Frank couldn't par and Krell was almost losing
OMB's - Gary, Gary and Frank took last
While Dieder held on for the YGB's at last

You OMB's stink and your flatulence is abusive
Why don't you old f*cks get used to losing :D



Boo Yahh...page 102 for you 50 posts per page folks..I want my 17864 back and that was good

How many are not going to Tyler????

How many are not going to Tyler????



I cannot go as I have to be somewhere by 5:30 in Plano. I don't think even Ryan could drive fast enough to get me back in time. :p :D

shut up smurph we saw your scores in ok. :Dyou sucked worse than anyone here. :D

Yet..again...I wasn't in last like the 3 omb's that appeared to be fighting for it...oh wait...there were only a few of you :D

Since when did this become a score comparison at other events and not a head to head competiton ?

Oh, I get it now. The YGBs can't win head to head, and are looking for some way to claim a victory now and then. :eek: :eek:

How many are not going to Tyler????



I cannot go as I have to be somewhere by 5:30 in Plano. I don't think even Ryan could drive fast enough to get me back in time. :p :D

I won't be going to Tyler either... which would make it REAL tough for Mark to get back by 5:30 without my driving. :D/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

smurf are you not going to Tyler,, what's up with that,, no Texas tourny's for ya,, big chicken :D
I am going with old pinkie,, so if he beats me, well you can ride home in the back of the truck :o

No one ever answered my question about the PPO, Pecan Park Open,, this is a very good tourny.. Who's in??

Looks like the next tourneys for me will be the JDGF at Z-Boaz on April 16, and the TX10 Live Oak 2 weeks later.

Of course, that all depends on how the sale of our house goes over the next month or so.

so are these one day one rounders,, long drive to live oak to play a single round and then leave :o

so stay

not me flipper boy,, i was saying that about bambam,, you know he likes to leave after the first round.

YGB's SUCK :o

BIG BALD DUMMY are you going to Tyler to kill some pine trees????? :eek:

Who all is going to Tyler?

By the way you and Frank both SUCK!!!!!!!!! :D

what's in tyler? is it a TX10 this weekend?

yeap


now woody let me tell you a short story,,

do you know that every time we all play together and some one throws there disc into the ground on there drive we call them WOODY :o

Hope to see you "smackers" in Tyler this weekend! I know you won't be here, Adam! Wish you'd reconsieder!

so are these one day one rounders,, long drive to live oak to play a single round and then leave :o

Gary, have you ever seen the one about the guy who keeps telling the same lame-*** joke overandoverandoverandoverandover, and no one laughs at it anymore, and you just start feeling sorry for the dumbazz OMB??? :eek: :D:D

OH YEAH 17864 is back - thanks goodness...hated being a little Lurker

So do you guys fail to accept Dieder as a YGB? He was playing the exact same event you were and he whooped all you OMB's.

By Dukes logic, if we are not playing on the same card on a thursday it doesn't count as getting beat - whew...keep me away from the Double D's.... :D

Just a few more weeks..I can't wait

it's about time you got on here woody you young whipper snapper. :Doh and what watts said woody. and smurph shut your donkey :Dof course todd's a stdr he's the ygbs only hope obwon kanobe. :D

it's about time you got on here woody you young whipper snapper. :Doh and what watts said woody. and smurph shut your donkey :Dof course todd's a stdr he's the ygbs only hope obwon kanobe. :D



dumbarse..Todd and Dieder are not the same person...I was just bringing back some smack..too many OMB's were just talking to themselves :D

Those not going to Tyler..we have Crowly, Z or Aud in the plans..any wishes...or other ideas?

OH YEAH 17864 is back



17864??? :confused: Maybe it should be 17684. :p I started to say something earlier, but I didn't want to be mean to dyslexics. :D

fast hands...or maybe my pdga # increased better than my rating...17684...oh well :D

How is the wife doing Red? Getting everything ready to start your tenure.

17684
17684
17684

There..I think I got it :)

have you felt the baby kick yet. that's always the coolest thing. except when your wife wakes you up in the middle of the night to feel it kicking. :D

Within the last week or so, my wife has started to feel the baby kick. Everytime it has happened and she comes to get me so I can feel that girl kicking, she stops or I can't feel it. I just tell my wife that my daughter knows that she has to behave when Daddy is around. :D:p

That's a good theory there Mark...best wishes to all 3 of you

Changed our minds from my previous post..We are heading to Denton on Saturday morning...any takers...Josh...I am going to throw it 500ft :D2 shots...

Krell, Todd and I right now..need a 4th and more

also we are going to play GB tomorrow at 5:30..might not get a full round in but we have to get ready for STD!!!

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Same thing??? :o:D

smurph i hope your having fun. :eek: your in a good mood because you know ombs won't be in town to kick you around. :D

hey i was a poet and didn't know it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Mucho Fun...and this one is for Bam Bam

How is Texas looking in your bracket now? :D

Well, I suppose they wouldn't be looking so good right now, if I were running a bracket. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'm gonna assume that since no one has said anything about Tyler, thatno ome is going.? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

or that you can't read :D

i'm going

I'm feeling all special. I changed the subject heading over 10 days ago. :eek:

Good luck to those headed to Tyler. STD rules! :D :p

man the texas 10 sign up list is looking kind of short. :p beginning to wish i hadn't signed up. :eek:

duke refresh my memory, why aren't you going to tyler?

I'll be in Tyler, too. I love those courses... and it's gonna be a beautiful day for golf. Too bad I'm the only YGB going, sure would be nice to carpool :-D. Gotta get some sleep. More OMBs to whoop on tomorrow. :D

Anyone want to show me around Cedar Hill on sunday? Havent been yet, and its killing me. I have heard so many good things about it, figured its time for me to check it out.

Won't be me tomorrow..but I may be out there next Sat for part of a OKC buddies bachelor party

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