We can do 6pm now if it will help get some others out there...

Just popped a measly 58 at the Lake in this wind...Todd and Dieder were both double digits

GB Thursday this week .and for Bryan James..not sure why we played Thursdays last year...not sure if we were accomodating someone's schedule or not,...but I don't really mind what day we play as long as it isn't Monday or Friday

Well, 6:00 would be better for me than 5:30... would it help anyone else make it?

that would be tied for 2nd not third, tied with Jake Walsdorf from down south,, damm last five holes got me,, was tied with Jerry going into the last round and had Jake by 4 or 5..

and about Thursday,, if we start at 6 with 4 men cards we might be able to be done by dark.
My office is in Richardson now so do not count me in on going to the ones that are on the other side of earth,, I hate traffic :p

the only way i could do it is 6 p.m. i can't leave grand prarie till 4;45. can't wait to stomp woody( wormburner ) all over greenbelt. :Dgood job gary tied for second not to shabby. at least the ombs represented the stdrs this weekend. :eek: the ygbs must be saving it for thursday. :D

**** 58 at the lake would be your best wouldn't it. :D

I'm pretty certain I can easily be there by 6:00 this week. We have some extra tuba polishing to take care of Wednesday and Thursday. :p

I believe I have that machine sold now for a little less than my original asking price. No ebay and I haven't even tried that hard in selling it. Now - any takers on a slightly used M-14. I can even put it back in the original box for you. :D

you should keep the machine and sell slurpees on the side at the hot texas tourrny's :D

I could sell them at the tournaments and at band concerts. Maybe even our big tuba polishing parties. :D :p You run the machine and sell them and I'll cut you in on the profits. I'm sure I could start bringing it out to our Thursday STDs. Am I getting a little carried away with this idea? :D

Yeah, yeah, Was 7 strokes behind first place and then went to 2 courses where there were lots of trees and the most of the holes averaged about 240'. Wichita Falls showed me I can't play that kind of course. Couldn't make any birdies, got stuck up in a few trees, ran into a few more. The rounds went downhill very fast after that.

Scot played very well, and I congratulate him on his first A-Tier win against a 48 player field.

I will have the last laugh over that Tennessee boy in San Saba next weekend.

You still made a pile of points and good luck in San Saba..who are you playing with?

6pm start at GB Thursday...light until atleast 7:45 tonight...we will be fine..

and Pinkie..it was WINDY today.. :D not that is a good excuse for my score...hit alot of baskets...but I did pop a -9 at Pitch and Putt Land (McKinney)..and a close to par at Aud..on Saturday...

Hope you can make it out.!

Some ringer (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=11037) from Tulsa.

your lucky i'm not going this year sucka :Dbut i'm gonna get a partner next year and make the trip.

"where we playin... what time we playin... i cant make it by then... lets play over here... no i wanna play over there... its too dark... its too windy... there's to many trees... where we playin... when we playin..."

bunch of lameass sissy secretaries, all of ya!

:D

:D

"where we playin... what time we playin... i cant make it by then... lets play over here... no i wanna play over there... its too dark... its too windy... there's to many trees... where we playin... when we playin..."

bunch of lameass sissy secretaries, all of ya!

:D



Go back and look to see who has been coming up with all of those complaints. I think we will see that it is the OMBs!! :p :D

Sounds like "stinky pinkie" and "geritol-taking" Watts!
Francine, I'll give you some worm burners you big puss!
G- take an extra"zoloft",that traffic won't be so bad you lil puss! :p

"where we playin... what time we playin... i cant make it by then... lets play over here... no i wanna play over there... its too dark... its too windy... there's to many trees... where we playin... when we playin..."


and what do you care..? You said already you wouldn't be there :D
bunch of lameass sissy secretaries, all of ya!

:D

If I remember correctly you still owe me a cfo from last season for returning you'r buzz.-
That was last season and I have to charge you interest, make it 6pack "JACKASSSS"!!! :D

woody all ways remember one thing YOU SUCK :o

sounds like the ygbs are getting a little antsy. :eek: must be what it's like for a condemed man just before he's executed. :Djust calm down goobers we'll be sticking that needle in soon enough. :D

**** watts sounds like woody has found game since last year with all the smack he's spitting. :Dooh between wormburner and bbd we don't stand a chance. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

looks like i put the shut up on those young punkettes. :D

uh huh that's right stay shutin up. :eek:

Nobody is listening to you, Pinkie! :D

Way to go Lady Bears! 2005 National Champs!! :cool:

Frank does appear to be talking to himself...now how can he play w/o 'ol duke...

6pm..OMB's

the question is how can ole duke do wiyhout me. :Ddon't under estimate ole parker :eek:

mini starts tonight in grapevine at 6

wiyhout

:confused: :D

your losing it grasshopper...wish I could make BC but 6pm is pushing it to get to that side of town...see you tomorrow

If anyone is up for a round before tomorrow...Todd and I will be at Porter at 5:30

the question is how can ole duke do wiyhout me. :Ddon't under estimate ole parker :eek:



Quite well usually. We'll see if I can win another little doubles thing this year without you. It's gonna be tough.

There's a lot of talented old guys in the field this year, but I'm playing with an Okie in Texas so it should be guaranteed.

Well, that's what the Okies always claim.

Hey Adam, how many discs do you think you'll lose on 14 at Porter in this wind today? :D

ZERO...I don't go for that hole...just lay up and take 3

So who will be showing tomorrow..????

I know Todd and I ...I would assume Mark and Josh....maybe Woody and Max...

Watts, Frank, Steven, Bryan????

others?

Krell already wussed out on the first one to go bowling instead... :D

Duke - you and Mitchell have a blast...oh lordy!

i won't be able to make it tom. :confused:

I will be there. I guess since Pinkie can't show, we could start at 5:30. Can BamBam get there by then? :)

Did I finally make it to 500 posts? :eek:

500 post??? What a rookie :D

I will be there in spirit. Working Thursday night as usual. :mad:

You guys can come by and purchase some discs for 20% off. :D

We will see about next week.

I Caught hell from my wife for all the DG i played last week. :(

I will be there. I guess since Pinkie can't show, we could start at 5:30. Can BamBam get there by then? :)

Did I finally make it to 500 posts? :eek:

Nope, 5:30 would be cutting it too close for me... but I will be there by 6:00p

I am afaid that the youngsters gonna be skared off by a little wind and or water thursday... hope im not out there winning this thing for the OMBers by forfit...

Steve Parker

forfit?????

Get him Josh...

Bring the old ones...I am so ready to get another great disc golf event happening...and the SMACK!!!!!

I will be there close to 5:30, but we can start as easy as 6:00...still have until almost 8pm..7:45 still light

Lets Revive the ace pot!!!...$30 whopping ....and Watts is the only one from last year on a broken goal.(Aud #6..except BBd's black ace at McKinney... :D

See you OMB's and YGB's tomorrow.

the only ones i be able to make this year on thursdays are fritz,cedar hill, bear creek or arlington.or audubon. :(

but that's cool the ombs will be well represented tonight.

If you can make Audobon...how can you not make GB?

the only ones i be able to make this year on thursdays are fritz,cedar hill, bear creek or arlington.or audubon. :(


Whats the matter Pinkie you gettin skeerd without your crutch? GB too windy for ya or is there too much pink string out there with all of the construction?
I guess we could make a trip out where you are, gotta make sure the OMB's are kept in check!!!

See everyone out there today!!! I see we will be waiting until 6, come on Pinker put that walker into high gear and come play!!!

I am afaid that the youngsters gonna be skared off by a little wind and or water thursday... hope im not out there winning this thing for the OMBers by forfit...

Steve Parker


Dont count on it Parker, I've been getting killed by Smurph lately and I am very angry about it. Gotta take it out on some OMB's sorry it has to be you. Hope you are not the only OMB!!!

uhhh... you've been getting beat by Murphy, and you think you can beat the OMBs? Oh my, it appears that having a warped sense of reality is common amongst the YGB'ers. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D

See ya folx at 6:00!

Na I'm just making sure his confidence is high for Smack Talk. Or I have just sucked lately.

But now I am ready for some after work SMACK!!!

See you all tonight! :cool:

Bring it on old men....I am ready to whoop on you

Frank..how can you get beat by Woody if you don't show up :p

Todd is getting used to the whippings...just like Dieder and Krell :D

so is there only 3 omb's for tonight?? maybe we play in groups of 3?? or one of you young punks can have an old guy to carry your arse........ :D

I'll shoot with Watts any day, but that takes the fun out of whipping old men

:D

Now Murphy, just because other DG'ers from OK can shoot well in TX doesn't mean YOU can. :eek: :D

so how many are going to show tonight?????

me.....

Bring it on old men....I am ready to whoop on you

Frank..how can you get beat by Woody if you don't show up :p



Yea!, you pink,puss,-nonplayin BIATCH!
PUSSAY, PUSSAY, PUSSAY!(In deep voice like Jim Carrey in Frank and Gary)!

-Oh did I say "Frank and Gary"?
What I meant to say is "Dumb and Dumber"
:p :eek: :o:D;) :cool:

Bring it on old men....I am ready to whoop on you

Frank..how can you get beat by Woody if you don't show up :p



Yea!, you pink,puss,-nonplayin BIATCH!
PUSSAY, PUSSAY, PUSSAY!(In deep voice like Jim Carrey in Frank and Gary)!

Hey Woody.. I once heard it said that those who can throw, play disc golf... and those who can't, use cutesy little pseudo cuss words in their smack talk posts. :eek: :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D:cool:

watch it woody, i have seen you play and to be honest with you YOU SUCK :D

and what's up with all those dirty words,, good way to get you kick out and our thread pulled you DDH,,, dummy *ick head :o

Has everyone seen this yet? web page (http://www.kxan.com/)
Click on "charity golf" can't miss it...

Different wording, GW, but I think we agree on Woody. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D

Has everyone seen this yet? web page (http://www.kxan.com/)
Click on "charity golf" can't miss it...


-under "featured videos"

and what's up with all those dirty words,, good way to get you kick out and our thread pulled you DDH,,, dummy *ick head :o


By the way no real cuss words were used or harmed in the process of this post! :D

K. enough smack, I'll just wait til we play to make ya'lls arses cry. Since everyone agrees that i suck, how do you think it's gonna look when I out shoot ya'll!

Heck, Woody... I'm already cryin' from all the laughing ya got me doing over here. :p :cool:

But no doubt, you WILL outshoot us... long after we have hit out putts and removed them from the basket, you will just keep right on shooting and shooting and shooting :D:eek: :D

That was a good one Bam Bam...

where is the BBD in all this?

Thanx 4 havin my back :mad:

I got you young one...but you have to give him props there...it was pretty funny :D

yeah just remember why we all say WOODY when some one throws there disc into the ground 50 feet in front of them,, so on a 500 foot hole we will have to say WOODY,, lets see 50x10=WOODY,, I will be seeing your ares under the basket.. :D

so is the great BIG BALD DUMMY going to join us???

LESS THAN 2 HOURS TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours,, what ever,, i am going to change and leave here at 445,, need some time to take care of a few CFO's

hmmmm...CFO'S....OMB'S...YGB'S...SPRING...DISC GOLF...WHAT JOY!!!

so what is on the agenda for the weekend??? I need to play a few rounds on Saturday, have to be home by 4pm..
and looks like sunday will be up in the air,, rain rain go away

got to give woodrow :Dhis props. his smackin has sure gotten better in the past year. to bad his game can't back it up. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif and smurph there is a reason i can make audubon by 6 and not greenbelt. :p i will share that with you next time i see ya.

pinkie's prediction.... if bam bam and parker team up that will be the winner. :eek:

well the ombs must have won another one or else the ygbs would have already posted. :eek: way to go once again ombs. :o

Reddman and I teamed to shoot -8, as did Steve Parker and GW. Josh and Woody shot -7, and Murphy and Todd shot -6 (correct me if those scores are wrong)

So, the OMBs are off to a good start again this year!

And Frank... we missed ya.

i knew it :eek: ombs rule once again :Dombs, ombs, ombs, ombs,ombs. :D

p.s. i'm meeting shari at cedar hill at 5;30 tom. if anyone else would like to join us.

OMB'S!!...we nailed to 50ft shots on #2 and #3 and went stale from there out...NASTY...no bogeys and we still were beat by BBD and WOODY...

score correction - I fear ours was actually a 5 :o

Still one great time...it was nice to be back on the greens with the crew...and the smack was there, but we needed some Dorsett...though Mark did a nice impression :D

What about Aud next Thursday....??

Sat..Ceder Hill 9am....

I am in on CH saturday at 9am,, frank you gonna join us??
see you boys in morning.. :D
and thanks for carring me around Steven

Next time, I'm going to really hand it to Steve "Can't" Parker! :D

Was it just me, or did a few YGBs show some real improvement yesterday. There was some pretty consistent driving going on from some YGBs.

17684, am I supposed to take that as a compliment that I was the "Frank" of the group last night? :p :D

No..just your little putter dance on #14 was a good impression...but your putt went in :D

thursday was a real eye opener... things are looking pretty bleak for the YGBers... the way I see things there is not a combination of any two OMBers the the kiddies have any real chance of beating.... and ReddMan needs to keep his lips on his tuba... not flapping them in this forum.... you are not an OMB yet ReddMan.... no matter how much you want to be one.... you cannot rush fine wine and you cannot rush the development of a fine OMBer... so for now all you can do is pose as a OMBer every now and then...

No..just your little putter dance on #14 was a good impression...but your putt went in :D


That was VERY FUNNY! :p :D
Frank was missed, but Mark definitly "filled the void".

Good to be back in the swing of things, I was very satisfied w/ my round last night, Mark I kind of feel like that post above was geared for me. I appreciate you'r wisdom and compliment.
Audobaun next week? :cool:

... the way I see things there is not a combination of any two OMBers the the kiddies have any real chance of beating....

Hey Steve, you haven't seen Gary Watts and I play doubles together yet, have you? It's as if we think we're playing "worst shot" or something... it's yawn-inspiring, at best. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'm sure it's all GW's fault :D

One measely little stroke that BBD and I were out beatin by!
And that was on a bogey.
Don't be so quick to smack, b/c that was just the season opener. The way I see it, there is probably not any combo of OMB's that can beat us YGB's by more than one stroke!!!
"SO putthat in you'r bag and shank it" :p :o:D

yeah, -8,-8,-7,-5 all of those were crappy rounds. The wind at first did make some of the early birdies tough, but it calmed down and turned out nice. Too bad we can't putt (ANY of us). I vote that next time we have 8, we split up into 2 cards. Starting at 6:00 with an 8-man card is still cutting it a little close if we want to finish before dark. Couple more weeks and it won't matter as much.

Synopsis:
Parker carries Watts - new guy's luck
Reddman carries BamBam - YGB helps tie for the win
Woody and myself - miss it by a stroke... Hole 5 = great saving upshot after my shot is blown OB and Woody's turns and heads for Plano. Woody's disk hits tree, drops 2' from basket and rolls 40' off. Mine is 35' behind the pin, so we take that... we miss putt... stupid bogey for the loss
Murphy and Todd - Also competed :D

Good times, got the season started brushing some rust off the smack talk. Missed ya Frank and Gary, although Mark's impression sure made me feel at home :)

aaahhhh sorry woody but that was a DOUBLE boogie,, :D
and dont be suprised if you get your ares whooped every week, cause the BBD doesnt all ways play that well. :o

teeing off at hole 2 at 9am in Cedar Hill

OMB'S!!...we nailed to 50ft shots on #2 and #3 and went stale from there out...NASTY...no bogeys and we still were beat by BBD and WOODY...


you should be used to that by now though Murphy. Every time you and Todd partner up against me and... well, anybody... you lose. usually by more than 2 strokes :D

aaahhhh sorry woody but that was a DOUBLE boogie,, :D
and dont be suprised if you get your ares whooped every week, cause the BBD doesnt all ways play that well. :o


Double my [*****]! Maybe you should read the post above again w/ you'r bifocals on this time! :eek:

teeing off at hole 2 at 9am in Cedar Hill


Hey what highway or ways do you take to get to C.H. from Sachse?

you took a 5 on hole 5,, can you not remember,, I even gave BBD a high 5 :D

190 to 75 to 35 to 67 to an exit it Cedar Hill, dont remember the name. If Josh goes then we will be leaving his house for some breakfast and then heading that way.. where do you live??

bah. i was playing "ok" last week when Pizza and I shot -12. Yesterday was not a good round, just average. I'll take Woody as my partner any time. We'll get to know each other's games a little better and you old bastards won't have so much to say :D

i am sure we will have plenty to say,, thats why it is called smack talk :p

It was a 4 dammit! But who cares now anyway.
I live in the apartments next door to Josh, if he goes then I'll probably be joining ya'll for breakfast, otherwise I have to make arangements. Without a car I'm limited to a buss pass, so that means I can get around to most places as long as it's somewhat close to train station or bus stop. I rode the bus from Addison(Todd&Murphs apts.) to Lovers in front of my apt. last night.

you took a 5 on hole 5,, can you not remember,, I even gave BBD a high 5 :D


that wasn't to signify a 5 on the hole... are you so old you can't remember?

First shot - mine blows left into the creek. Woody's turns and goes R, landing about 275' from the hole, in the fairway for hole 6. We take Woody's shot
Second shot - mine goes 35' past the pin (the hill made it look like i was in the water again) and woody's hits the tree above the basket, then drops to 2' from the basket, then (apparently... we never saw it) rolls 40' away. We take mine
Third Shot - We are both putting from 35' and we both miss
Fourth Shot - drop-in from about 5'

Now, Watts... I know you're pretty old and not all that smart... but it was less than 24 hours ago :D

bah. i was playing "ok" last week when Pizza and I shot -12. Yesterday was not a good round, just average. I'll take Woody as my partner any time. We'll get to know each other's games a little better and you old bastards won't have so much to say :D


AMEN :D

190 to 75 to 35 to 67 to an exit it Cedar Hill, dont remember the name.

The exit is Mount Lebanon.

Why are we starting on hole #2 Watts?

What do you have against hole #1? :D

one is fine,, we dont get to park in there very often......
woody i have to call josh at 7am to see if he is going, i am sure he can drive if we all go,, if not then i will come by and pick you up,, 8am and then to eat.. i will send you a pm with my cell number...

we can park down there now. Since they have the fence up, the city lets them keep the gates open. How did this 9:00am crap get started? silly OMBs... We gonna do dubs? If we are, I'm taking Woody again. I think we can make a good team if we get a few more rounds in. We already know Murphy and Todd are no match :) If Woody can't make it, I'll take Krell and still whoop y'all :D

cards tonight? c'mon Murphy it's been awhile since u took my money.... :eek:

gary w. i'm meeting a couple of guys at 8 a.m. at cedar hill but they want to play one quick round. but if you guys can wait a couple minutes i'll join you. were playing the beaver so it plays pretty quick.if not i'll catch up to ya.

now to the smack :Dwoody, bbd, reddman, you guys need to come up with something better than ooohhh golly gee ombr's you barely beat us. :eek: you stinkin lamo losers that's it plain and simple a bunch of ygb LOSERS. :Dyou cissy's are lucky the double d's haven't made it yett :eek: :p you guys are a bunch of pathetic ygb LOSERS. ooohhh but golly gee wally we'll get em next time huh wally. :Dsame ole song and dance every year. :D

god that felt good :Dwhew i've got a bunch to give the ygb's. where's the next one at cause pinkies bringing it. if it's audubon i can make it for sure. but can the ygb's handle watts and parker and pinkie all at once. :D:D:Di'll have woody and reddman and bbd on their knees by hole 9. :D:D

alrighty then does that make up for my no show last night? :D

now to the smack :Dwoody, bbd, reddman, you guys need to come up with something better than ooohhh golly gee ombr's you barely beat us.



Dang it. He forgot his reading glasses again. ReddMan was one of the winners. I know, he just makes things up all the time since he can't see, can't read, or both. :eek: :D

shut up reddamn you loser :p your a ygb so your an automatic loser. yea that's it sucka. :D

So does that mean Pinkie will make it?

Woody and BBD..bring it....FLUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where is it?

bbd we talk about 9 last night so that is where it started,, havent talk to woody so not sure if he is in or not.. frank you better hurry up so you can help me out ,, only me and you as an omb,, and yes to doubles,, woody dont call me tonight,, it is nap time,, call in the am,, see ya sissies in the am :D

im already up and ready to go. like i said though it may be a little after 9 before we are done with our round. if you guys can't wait i'll catch up.

I'm getting ready to leave... silly OMB losers with this 9am crap... 10am is so much better. I guess it's worth waking up this early if I get to whoop some OMB arse :D

see ya sissies in the am :D


holy crap, watts spelled a word correctly! Frank's been spelling it "cissy" for weeks on this thread. Maybe watts just typo'd it or something.

im already up and ready to go. like i said though it may be a little after 9 before we are done with our round. if you guys can't wait i'll catch up.



WTF?...what time did you start? Geesh - this is not the Pro Bass Fishing Tourney :p

Nice round...held close to Watts and Roberts a few times..but they opened the gap back up...

but on the other hand..Krell and Josh were:

http://www.fortissimofilms.com/images/films/DOTTIE%20GETS%20SPANKED%20Website%20Catalogue%20Im age.jpg

CISSY. CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY, CISSY. :D

cissy

Porter at 10am if anyone is in...give us a call just to make sure we are still on for it...NO RAIN!

Josh....crashed out obviously and didn't get back up until about 8:30...did you beat Keith? :p :o

and I meant Mitchell..not McDaniel...

Duke is in 3rd with the Tulsa OMB

i will be at porter at 10,, you better call me if you are not going,, no rain till later on in the evening

you put some hair on bbd and that could be him getting spanked. :D

Sorry Gary..just got your msg's....I turned my head weird yesterday afternoon and my neck is locked up...can't turn it to the right so no driving for me...sorry I missed you but I took some pain killers and muscle relaxer..just got up.

muscle relaxers and a heating pad will help a kink in your neck. I should know, I have had a few of them.

no worries smurf,, sure would have been a nice morning to chunk a disc.. :p

You and me both Bryan..I had mine lock completely about 10 years ago and every once in a while it goes off again...just looking to my left today :D

Audobon on Thursday for Pinkie

i can see an ace with a broken chain and all... :D

dam jack and kevin fell apart in WD,, but look at the fire chief and little b,,

PT is in 1st....

Duke 2nd....

we interrupt this smack talk to congratulate CLAYDOG, mm1/omb from ARLINGTON for WINNING (as in FIRST PLACE) Am Word Doubles with his partner.

with this victory, Claydog adds one more A/M/NT victory to the long and growing list of compelling victories by the Arlington OMB crew.

ARLINGTON RULES and WILL NOT BE DENIED!


...and now back to your regularly scheduled lameass loser smack in progress...

you shouldn't let josh lock his legs on you like that smurph :D

you shouldn't let josh lock his legs on you like that smurph :D



ROFLMAO..........that has to be the funniest thing Buster has ever posted ;).

BBD= butt bumping dude :D

yup i'll either get a lmao post from smurph or he's gonna be ******. :Dor both :D

or just a smile :D

you're scaring Watts....exit only my friend...I can take the smack...can you and Duke bring it this week?

Duke and Mitchell...2nd place 9 strokes out

PT and Bitner 1st by 11...

haven't heard from him i'm thinking this is the week he said would be open. i can be there for sure. what do you mean only a smile that was good. :Djust ask jason. wait until watts reads it. :eek:

Frank, you should know better than to judge the quality of smack by what an Arlington boy thinks of it. Them boys just aint got no sense of humor :D

oh yeah....

:DThis is my 1000th post :D

yes you are,, i am not sure about you girls :o

any of you boys going to Athens this weekend???

What up w/ Athens?

Is Audabaun in stone for Thurs or what?
Frank you'r a puss! :D

Man, Watts and Hosher last year and now P.T. and Nate run away w/ world dubs this year! Don't know about you guys, but Tx. is definitly representing! Not only that but they are apart of the close circle of disc golfing friends I've been involved w/ for about 5 or six yars. I feel like we got alot of talent amongst(spell) all of us, and it's great to see you'r friends acheive good things! :cool:

Guess I'll just keep posting to myself.
But seriously, did anyone see Tiger's chip in birdy on 16. @ the Masters yesterday?
-UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes woody i do believe that it is in stone for autobaun on thursday,,
hey steven parker will you be joining us this week,, may need a partner.

See what I'm talking about here.
web page (http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/motion/showcase_popoff?CMP=ILC-motionpoplink&video=2034379&category=Top%20Videos)

Tigers shot was amazing...can you say commercial footage as the NIKE logo rolled slowly into the hole

Well that was a beating..... that we put on the rest of the field! :D I am glad I got the chance to play the last San Saba WD's.. Lots of great stories and memories!! Now if I can only get to WORLDS!!

I'm out this week, stuck closing today till Thurday (that is 5 to closing time) Then I open Friday, Sat, Sun because of family stuff going on this weekend. No DG for me this week.

Tigers shot was amazing...can you say commercial footage as the NIKE logo rolled slowly into the hole


Dude that is exactly what I was thinking when I saw it :cool:

Congrats on the win PT.. Hope to see ya Wednesday,, tee off at 6pm

Congrats on the win PT.. Hope to see ya Wednesday,, tee off at 6pm


Big congrats on the win P.T.
Thanx for representing!!
What is Wed.?

Wednesday mini in Mckinney,, PT plays with the fire trucks there.

I will be in Fort Worth thursday afternoon... (zoo).... but I hope to be back in time to play that b_tch of a course you got over there Frank....

last time I played there (about a year ago) I for some reason I cant recall had alot of disdain and a definite lack of respect for audobaun... I got bent over... its no fun getting bent over by an ugly a b_tch as that course is... (I dont mind getting bent over by ceder creek... at least she is a sweet course...

anyway.... there is nothing I would like better than to beat the young guys and get a little regenge on however you spell the name of that course over there.... (I say a little revenge because while I am building up another case of disrespect for the course but I know better now than to think Im gonna be able to totaly tame her!... ugly b_tch....

Now that is what I like to hear Mr. Parker..afraid of Audobon huh?....that is one great course...just because the baskets aren't Discatchers only makes you better....I play there atleast once a month if not more..can't believe you haven't been there in a year and a half..

Normally I would wish Watts upon you and that may be the case, but he was ON his game Saturday...even nailing long putts...so unlike you :D

Bring some extra plastic Steven and your game...we will show you around :cool:

audobahn is THE BEST course in DFW !

it used to be even better, but it is still unforgiving to the max.

your right audubon is a good tough course.just played it tonight. part is mowed part is not. p.t. good job chief also your partner bitner.

hey woody and the rest of you ygb cissy's are you ready for some whoop [*****] :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif hey duke you ever gonna get on here and say something. :p you alive or what?

He is recovering from 4 days of Mitchell :D

OMB's 2nd place!!

YGB's 1st place!!

BBD...check out the properties on my avatar..you should find that amusing :D

Playing Bear Creek tomorrow at 6pm or so...going to find out how quick I can get out there...

anyone not hitting McKinney in?

there's mr. duke...see you thursday?

Adam, I'm basically gone for 2 weeks, and you don't get ahead in post count again. You must have a real job now.

Yes, Clay and that other guy from Tennessee won in MM1 with tired old Richard and myself dragging across the finish line behind them, and just barely ahead of the competition. This year, we did all of the things you aren't supposed to do in alternating and 666, and they played them well. Great job, congratulations to both of them.

What's happening this Thursday ?

audubon this thursday mr. duke.

Well Murphy, McKinney is on Wednesday. Today is Tuesday...

I work in Grapevine, so I can be out at Bear Creek at 6:00. There is a mini out there on Wednesdays just like McKinney. I'll probably play that if it looks like i can't make it to McKinney in time. My only cash ace was at that mini :) I'll call Keith and see if he can make it. Good luck on 635 at 5:30

Who`s playing the Z on saturday?

Can't play Z :(


My folks will be in town :cool:

I'm taking the weekend off to recuperate.

wuss

BBD...check out the properties on my avatar..you should find that amusing
Ha Ha it's BBD! :D

Yep, but I need to get my grip back.

BTW, I have some new plastic that Frankie is going to go nuts for.....

Orions are gonna make those long tight tunnel shots obsolete.

hey woody and the rest of you ygb cissy's are you ready for some whoop [*****] :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif hey duke you ever gonna get on here and say something. :p you alive or what?


Frank you just make sure you bring enough cfo's to cover my finder fee from a year ago! ;) Then I'll serve you'r lil pink string but an arse whoopin you deserve!!! :eek:

Orions are gonna make those long tight tunnel shots obsolete.


I thought Rocs already had that covered... now if i could just throw straight

I don't care if today is Tuesday or Wednesday BBD - we are hitting Bear Creek today :D

so then the "anyone not hitting McKinney" part was just in case people decided to flock to McKinney en masse and not because you thought there was a mini there today? ;) see ya at 6:00, I'll pick up some CFOs on the way

AHH...NOW I SEE MY ERRANT WAYS....grab me a 6 of CFO's and I will pay you at the park if you don't mind

Coors light

if u don't want an imported beer, you'd better call me when u get off :)

Imported from the Rockie Mountains :o

yeah i didn't see the 'coors light' part till just now... while it goes against everything i stand for, I'll go ahead and grab you a 6 of that watered-down horse urine

bleh

Hey baldy you didn't have an e-mail address listed, check this out!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/nevercoppedafeel.swf

Hey baldy you didn't have an e-mail address listed, check this out!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/nevercoppedafeel.swf


In fact if everyone that sees this link does not visit the sight, you are missing out!! :cool::D ;)

now if i could just throw straight



Its so refreshing to see a young man holding fast to his dreams.

Its so refreshing to see a young man holding fast to his dreams.



You mean like thinking the Rangers are going to do anything worth while :confused: :D

Its so refreshing to see a young man holding fast to his dreams.



You mean like thinking the Rangers are going to do anything worth while :confused: :D


He said YOUNG man, not OMB! :eek:, Our dreams are not so different most of the time, but as you age they change :D

Hey baldy you didn't have an e-mail address listed, check this out!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/nevercoppedafeel.swf


LOL that's some funny stuff. Now who can tell me the name of the song parodied in that clip? :D

Porter tonight at 5:30 for anyone interested

"The Way You make Me Feel" is the song.

Where has Frank been ?

so what is wrong with the mini at mckinney smurf????
hey dukie did you not know that frank has a job and only posts at night.

so what is wrong with the mini at mckinney smurf????


McKinney is a little too long for Smurphy's game, Watts. :eek: :D

Yeah I knew that, but I didn't see his posts from the night before last.

yeah I guess playing from the pads does make it along course. :D

I can't get up 75 by the time they start and their ace pot ideas are screwed up to say the least.

I can't get up 75 by the time they start and their ace pot ideas are screwed up to say the least.

What, you mean you have to actually HIT the ace to get paid for it? :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :cool::D:D :p

No, you get a pro-rated amount of the ace pot depending on how many times you have paid into it since it was last hit. You are allowed to buy in completely by paying for all of the missed times at once.

hey duke i'm here just to tired last night to post. good job down in san saba. you doing the ygb killing tom. at the bon?

oh and smurph you are right they are tittie babies when it comes to the ace pot. :p

Thank you Frank..when we used to run an ace pot is was $5.00 to get in and then $1 each time after....once it was up to a few hundred ( Dolese)...we still never raised it or charged more to those who didn't play previously...the more the merrier..you hit it..you get paid...

Bam..I have a cheese ace at McKinney...YOU??? :Dand was paid for it...$5's... :D

oh...and the YGB's were spanked again by me today at Porter..though the score was crap!...Krell did manage to tie on 18 but he had to get the car back to grandma so we didn't play it off :D

You aren't going to be there tomorrow ?

How am I going to make you jealous when I show you my new discs ?

if your talking to me i'll be there for sure.

I will be there...

Todd and I are signed up for the JDGF...Frank...get on it..and the rest of you...though I reserve my thoughts on the series to something else

i'm thinking i won't be playing. only 19 people signrd up and none in my div. i was gonna just drive out sat. morning and see if it got a lot bigger but i don't believe in late fees for a tourny.

I'm grounded this weekend. I was in Bowling Green for 5 days home for 2 then 5 days in San Saba. I've got quite a bit of work stacked up at home. Besides, I need to get well before I try to go to Athens. Last time I was there I didn't even make it through the first round.

Smurph doesn't know what he's talkin about at McKinney. That was last year with Brian running the event. Now Mario, Kevin, Rob and/or I run the event and it's back to what it was the year before. :cool:

You goober :D

IT'S THURSDAY LET THE SMACK AND THE *** KICKIN BEGIN. :D:Dpinkie will be in the house tonight. :Di can see bbd shaking right now. :eek: i think my son is going against me tonight and playing ygb. :p

oh can anyone tell me what bbd stands for? :Dwoody your a punk /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif smurph a punkette /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif reddman you just suck /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.giftodd even more /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif josh is a cissy /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gifand i'll finish the rest tonight punk worm burners :D

Best Bet Dfl

BIG BALD DUMMY :o

smurf they are doing the ace pot different now, so you cant use that any more,, I can understand the traffic but if we know you are coming they will wait a few minutes.
Took second last night with a 9 down, 10 won it with no bogies and we had two of them **** things. we had 24 players show up last night, not bad for a mid week mini.

I think Jack and Kevin will be there tonight, looks like at least 6 OMB's :D

Bam..I have a cheese ace at McKinney...YOU??? :Dand was paid for it...$5's... :D

I'm sorry, youngster, but I don't get your new-fangled terminology What, exactly, would a "cheese ace" be? Is that like hitting an ace on a short hole, or something? Usually, when I put one in off the teepad at McKinney, I call it a nice putt :eek: :D

we only shot -6 but at least we didn't have any bogeys :) I had a newbie partner but he wasn't all that bad. If I could have started putting early, we would have taken it. We must've missed 7 or 8 birdie putts :(. Started on hole 7, birdied only holes 9 and 11 out of our first 12 holes. Then we got to hole 1 and turned it on. We only missed holes 4 and 6 (both from the pro pads, BTW) and we had putts at both of those from inside 50'. Next week I'm gonna have to warm up beforehand :)

Audubon (frank did i get it right that time?) is a long course so you old guys are SCREWED. I've finally figured out where my distance shot had disappeared to. A little more twist in my back and hips... 450' is no longer a problem. I'll shut you old bastards up with a 500-footer before long :Dyeah, that's right, I said it. The long bomb is back ******* :D

Pizza, if you read this: I might want to buy some of that plastic you've got sitting around the store. My primary need is Orcs, Flashes, etc. so I can perfect my long drive and shut the OMBs up (until I hit a tree :eek:). Maybe we can work a deal for some pizza and discs :D

BamBam have you not seen the long tees out there? They actually make it a real course instead of a scenic way to practice putting.

BTW, They're going to be moving Hole #1 this summer to make way for a new parking lot. It's already been cut in the woods, already has a teepad, just no basket until it officially moves. It looks like about 350' through a pretty tight fairway, with the creek very close to the basket, maybe 15'. Should be fun.

Creeks close to baskets are always fun. Shots over the creek to get to the basket are even more fun.

Let the OMB-"rompin" begin!!!

oh can anyone tell me what bbd stands for? :Dwoody your a punk /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif smurph a punkette /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif reddman you just suck /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.giftodd even more /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif josh is a cissy /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gifand i'll finish the rest tonight punk worm burners :D


Thats not too bad Francine!
In fact I think that if I did not know you I would be scared!
-B/C you'r so frukin ugly. Inso facto you probably shouldn't go near the play ground 2night, the women and children will be frightend!! :D

You got a partner 2night Josh?

Yeah, I've seen the long tees out there, and almost always play them... it's a fairly challenging course from the longs.

I think I've seen where the new #1 will be... isn't the new basket location right across the creek from #6's basket?

Todd and I are signed up for the JDGF...Frank...get on it..and the rest of you...though I reserve my thoughts on the series to something else


Whats this tourney about? I read the thread & know about the scholorship part, but whats the tour bonus, and southren qualifier stuff. Don't get me wrong it sounds good and I got the day open if I wanted to play it,just wondering what the benefits would be. Also, I have never played Zboaz and that kind of worries me about playing a course I've never played b4. -
You'r thoughts please. :D

Glad to hear the ace pot rules at McKinney have changed. �10 took it huh?�I played out there once last year and shot a �12 with a newbie and that didn�t even get last place cash.
Looks like a nice OMB showing tonight�I am pretty sure Josh, Todd, Krell, Woody and myself so far. Didn�t see if Mark was making it or not.

Woody, the JDGF tourney will be good at Zboaz. I wouldn�t suggest moving up any divisions if you haven�t ever played there before because the Mighty Z will chew you a new arse. The Southern Nationals is another tourney series that is just being supported by the JDGF and the bonus is similar to the TX10 events. Play the required amount, get some extra loot.

See everyone around 6pm if the traffic behaves�made it to Bear Creek in 45 minutes the other night which wasn�t too bad.

Thanks smurph,
-this Woody signing off for the day, I'll see everyone at the Baun! :cool:

-9 playing the even holes long and odd short,

Tom always has Ace runs and several CTPs. At Crowley in Nov. there were like 9 ctps. Redmann got a sweet ROC from an Ace Run at Bear Creek last year at the JDGF tourney. Come on out Woody its a really fun tourney.

Tom puts on a good show. It was a fun time last year, and worth the effort to play his events. Even if he is from OK.

Tom puts on a good show. It was a fun time last year, and worth the effort to play his events. Even if he is from OK.



There are NO OMB's signed up yet for the JDGF...come on Frank..round up the troops...heck..there are grandmaster signed up :p

wait... frank's not a grandmaster?

:cool:

I think I've seen where the new #1 will be... isn't the new basket location right across the creek from #6's basket?


Actually, they *were* going to lay it out that way, but they swapped it. There is a teepad in there now where the basket was going to be. The basket should be closer to the sidewalk now. I'm not sure if they plan on putting in a "waiting area" or some sort of path to get to the teepad from the parking lot.

knock knock

That sounds like a bizarre little layout for that hole.

who's there Mr Watts?

an arse whoopin for the YGB's,, are you boys ready

or - all the trees that BBD will be hitting tonight :D

leaving work at 430 will be there (18) by 5ish,, Putter juice and putting practice...

see you as soon as I get there...I have a CFO ready for you Watts...

SCORES??!?!?!?!?!?!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

i'm skipping the zboaz jdgf series... just too many series out there... i'm kinda playing maceman's fooddrive as much as possible, and need at least a few weekends somewhat free.

i won masters at veterans last nite, -8, no bogeys, singles.

so........... how bad are the ygbs reeling from the whoopin the ombs laid on them this evening?

I don't know where all the losers where, but I shot a 49 at GB. :p I just didn't want to drive that far today so I set up a round with a newbie co-worker. He had some pretty nice drives. On #5 off the hill, he was about 25 short of the pin. :eek: #18 was his most amazing drive: he throws a "Woody" and looks as if it is surely in the drink. It hits about 3' above the water right on the edge of a brick and throws his disc about 15' back in the air where it hyzers out right into the fairway. Pretty amazing considering this was his second round ever and he almost birdies #5 and #18. He did take a nice birdie on #4. I think he might fit into this smack talk stuff; he was talking all kinds of smack today in some emails. I gave him 10 strokes to start off with and ended up beating him by about 25. :D

Victory for the YGBs at GB!! :cool::confused: :D

it's official the ygbs still SUCK :D1rst and 2nd place ombs.double ds 4 down and jack and kevin 3 down. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ombs undefeated for 2005. :Dbut i did see bbd throw 1000 ft. just took him 4 drives. ombs are 2 and 0. ygbs don't stand a chance.

you know guys maybe we should give these guys some strokes :Dwe can't just keep beating them down like this. :Di mean they are the future of d.g. right? :Dhee hee hee :p 2 and 0 for 2005. oh and krell, danny said he was sucking just as bad. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Frank just loves this doesn't he?

Don't forget, it was three cards, one OMB and one YGB team per card. The OMBs won all three cards.

cool i missed that /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gifOMBS RULE DFW :D

AND AN OMB ACE ON HOLE 4 BY KEVIN CURRAN

****..you ladies..I knew I didn't want to see all that :D

1st place YGB team - ha...3rd place overall 2 and 0...yes Pinkie you are correct...darn...

oh well..onto the next one...what a day...12 players..OMB's take each card and I thought we were definately on the toughest card..guess Duke carried you around..15 min for 1 disc....STROKE :D

Porter, GB??? other?

http://www.twins.de/zeitschrift_zwillinge/nest.jpg

Duke and Dorsett. hit the basket 1 more time than the rest of us...which one is which? :D

I think Frank is definately on the right side :p

and to be fair..my avatar is for the YGB's...we need more :o

that's funny, i say the one on the right is duke, he has less hair :Dso how are the ygbs today. :D

last night was great but adam you still have'nt read any post from sir watts and bam bam yet :Doops and lets not forget sandals and ray. and claydog comes in here to. :Ddamn can't wait to get online tonight. OMBS RULE.

But there was a problem with the scoring...we had a

-4
-3
-2
-1
par

and

+5 - Krell and Danny - and Krell admits Danny carried him around...he wouldn't even sign up for the tourney last night :eek:

So are you making the JDGF Frank?

Because I have less hair ????
what you talking 'bout ?

Because I have less hair ????
what you talking 'bout ?



I thought if either was Gary it'd be the one on the left. The size thing, ya know :D:cool:

Where were you Ray? The OMB's had a good crew last night

Good new on the McKinney ace pot rules

So, do the YGB's want to lose at Porter next week ?

I had communion to attend. Can't take salvation too likely, eh! :cool:

I've got a doctor's appointment coming up.

Have to trash a post or 2.