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hi

How can anyone win a smack talk doubles event (informal, held Thursdays, always doubles) when competing in a sanctioned event as single players ?

Sure, they can card a better score, and can be the highest placing STDer at the event, but they can't claim a smack talk doubles victory without a smack talk doubles event. ;)

Frank, I wasn't in Tyler because you were there.

I thought we covered this already.





Green Country Doubles.
Came back from 7 behind the leaders after the first round to go into the last round tied for the lead. One stroke down with 2 holes to play and we take an OB 4 to their 2. Got one back on the last hole to lose by to 2.

How can anyone win a smack talk doubles event (informal, held Thursdays, always doubles) when competing in a sanctioned event as single players ?

Sure, they can card a better score, and can be the highest placing STDer at the event, but they can't claim a smack talk doubles victory without a smack talk doubles event. ;)


Am I the only one who sees the irony in the above statement? Mr. Duke wants to deny any claims of victory unless said victory was obtained within the confines of an "informal" venue... or perhaps simply the "informal, held Thursdays, always doubles" part is enough :D I think that's a bit like saying "young, grey-haired, Advanced Master"

:cool:

<font size=+12> <font color="purple"> number 6500 </font></font>

just like an OMB. can't manage to completely hijack a thread, so he steals a milemarker post. classy, old man.

Oh, and try to remember to close your font tag next time. Your sig is braggardly enough without the huge text.

/smack

That was most likely the prettiest park I have ever been to to play DG at. The green grass, huge trees, and the pond put me in Awe sunday morning walking down the path. I am not too sure which course I played, but I thought a couple of the holes were CRAZY :o. Overall it was a wonderful experience with the scenery and the mix of shots you need to score on the holes. :D

hey big bald tree smacker, i did that deliberately you dark red color.

any of you boys off this Friday??

Can you explain how you can win a smack talk doubles event when there was no smack talk doubles event ?

Maybe when there is at least a doubles event you can claim an STD victory, without that all you can say is that you spanked all of the STDers at the event.

If you so desperate for a victory you need to start another list, then by all means go right ahead. It still won't save you when the time shifts. :cool:

hello,,,, BIG BALD DUMMY,, you guys should have heard him this weekend,, so he plays int., and says well I was going to move up but Jerry was all done,, and then says you guys better be glad because I would have played alot better from the longs,, LMAO

come on time change,,,,

There's no telling how bad the cramps he got from keeping that cannon bottled up were. :cool:

He told us that the cramps are about as bad as the PMS ones he gets!!!

i'm going to write a book on the things bbd says. you just never know when he's gonna spit out a bbdism. :D

Plans for this weekend?..

I have a buddy coming in Friday for his bachelor party so I am sure CH won't happen until 12 or so, but what about Sunday???

who are you talking to smurph? :p

all of you....when is the last time we all played some smack...do I have to wait until daylight savings?

so does that mean you are not in on Friday Golf??

sat and sun i need to be home early,, family duties...

ok then





ygb and frank suck sorry frank but

i'm in anytime to kick some ygb ***. :eek: 17 watts bite a big one ya goober :Dduke you up for some ygb barbecue? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i think maybe we need to give the ygbs some strokes to make it fair. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

any of you boys off this Friday??



Yes. :cool:

i'm going to write a book on the things bbd says. you just never know when he's gonna spit out a bbdism. :D



Can't touch this. :confused: :eek: :D And one more for Frank. :p

i think maybe we need to give the ygbs some strokes to make it fair. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


Uh, is he saying he wants to stroke us? :o

reddman where do you want to play Friday,, any other takers????

Maybe, depending on location.

i think maybe we need to give the ygbs some strokes to make it fair. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



ROFLMAO--- Give us some strokes and you will not like results. It will make the next weeks discusion board very quite. We need two man teams this time, that way no ties!!!

hello,,,, BIG BALD DUMMY,, you guys should have heard him this weekend,, so he plays int., and says well I was going to move up but Jerry was all done,, and then says you guys better be glad because I would have played alot better from the longs,, LMAO

come on time change,,,,


You OMBs just don't listen... or understand English, for that matter. I most likely *would* have played better from the longs. I always play better on courses I've already seen. The short pads were new to me... "PLAYED better" doesn't necessarily mean "SCORED better," you retards. If you shot a 60 at Cameron East Gold and a 59 at Alex Clark in McKinney from the shorts, which is the better round? I'm not trying to say that I would have had a lower score, just that I would have already seen the lines and therefore had a bit of an advantage over playing a new course.

Speaking of "isms," every time somebody fails to grasp a concept and ends up looking stupid for trying to slam based on incorrect information.... I'm going to call that an "OMB-ism" :D:D

you still suck so shut up :D

you need to start remembering what story it is you told BIG BALD ONE :p

While we are all remembering what we want to :DI DID see Todd throw it 450ft+ last weekend at Denton..He birdied hole #7 in Denton and overthrew the basket

almost 500 :D

Maybe, depending on location.



What location makes it work for you, Woody! :cool:

Anyone up for traveling to Duncan next weekend for a B-Tier?

Camping all weekend or hotels for Watts :DGreat, rough course that is really only playable this time of year...

hello,,,, BIG BALD DUMMY,, you guys should have heard him this weekend,, so he plays int., and says well I was going to move up but Jerry was all done,, and then says you guys better be glad because I would have played alot better from the longs,, LMAO

come on time change,,,,


You OMBs just don't listen... or understand English, for that matter. I most likely *would* have played better from the longs. I always play better on courses I've already seen. The short pads were new to me... "PLAYED better" doesn't necessarily mean "SCORED better," you retards. If you shot a 60 at Cameron East Gold and a 59 at Alex Clark in McKinney from the shorts, which is the better round? I'm not trying to say that I would have had a lower score, just that I would have already seen the lines and therefore had a bit of an advantage over playing a new course.

Speaking of "isms," every time somebody fails to grasp a concept and ends up looking stupid for trying to slam based on incorrect information.... I'm going to call that an "OMB-ism" :D:D



Does that mean that a post-statement qualification, to make a previously typed missive seem like less of a brag than it really was, will hereafter be referred to as a "Baldism?"

Just curious.

I just love the fact that everytime I get on this thread and one of the old farts is picking on BBD he has to come back with a 50+ word post to explain why he said whatever came out of his mouth :D. Oh, and it is usually him justifying why he shot bad in a certain round..........it was muddy, it was raining, there were trees, the holes were too short, etc..... :D:D;)

SUCK IT UP and take your lashing like a man...... <font color="pink"> JUST LIKE PINKIE HAS TO ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND </font> ;)

I am off the next 2 days and looking to play. If anyone wants to play give me a call. 214-578-1778. hollllaaa

sorry smurf i will be going to the PPO, you guys should think about going it is a great tourny and the course are awsome..

ok what's up for Friday/????????
reddman if it is only me and you lets go to Mckinney..

If Woody wants to join us, I'm fine with where ever. I can always do McKinney again. :cool: Maybe we will hear from Woody soon!

Going to Porter right after work, about 5:15. Me, Smurph and maybe Krell if anyone is interested. Would love to kick some OMB butt today.

GW,

How about a round at CH on Friday. I'm getting off around noon and am heading to meet some non-STDers there.

What ya say? :cool:

you big bald retard :Di know what i heard you say in tyler and you said it more than once. another bbdism. :eek:

I get off Sat morning. I can play Mckinney if anyone is down?? Also still looking to play tomarrow if anyone is interested. hoooowla

anything on sat? ombs rule, so maybe the younguns are skeeeeeered as usual!

I get off Sat morning. I can play Mckinney if anyone is down?? Also still looking to play tomarrow if anyone is interested. hoooowla



I'm in for both days, but I have to play early on Friday. I was just "reminded" by my wife that we have a peditrician visit scheduled for 1:00 Friday afternoon. And I won some tickets to the Dallas Desperados Friday night. :cool: Teacher Appreciation Week has been awesome. Won a $50 gift certificate for a variety of restaurants on Monday. Got several other "freebies" throughout the week so far including lunch one day. The PTA at my school is pretty incredible for putting this all together. :cool:

GW, Bling, Woody: When are we playing Friday? Can you all do the morning in McKinney?

Just got done with Porter ...sun until almost 7pm...2 more weeks...Krell wins by a shot..d*mn it Frank..I hit the telephone pole on #18, 20ft upshot and kicked from chains :D

That's okay...can't wait until GB in 2 weeks...and I would love to see flip doubles amongst the YGB's all season..

you don't learn just shooting with one player...but if I get Krell anyone can have him :D

Baldisms - I like the idea...kind of like a SNIGLET for you older folks that saw the show..

Someday I will be able to post at work again, but not now...How is the new JOB Frank?

Saturday, Pat:...I think I am still going to CH for my buddies bachelor weekend, but if not give me an idea

DJ LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

job is going great working my butt off. you let krell beat ya. :p the ombs know why you want to flip :p you don't want to get stuck with bbd all summer. :D

You didn't win Desperado's tickets...they give those away in hopes you will buy some refreshments :D

They only wish beforehand that they knew I don't drink alcohol. Want to buy a margarita machine? :D

redd i am in on early Friday morning, lets say 8:30?? Oh I will be at the game on Friday night also, got tickets from 92.5,,

Ray I will call when redd and I are done and we can hoke up and go to CH,, what time do we need to meet??

PT not sure about Sat morning,, weather looks bad..

I just love the fact that everytime I get on this thread and one of the old farts is picking on BBD he has to come back with a 50+ word post to explain why he said whatever came out of his mouth :D. Oh, and it is usually him justifying why he shot bad in a certain round..........it was muddy, it was raining, there were trees, the holes were too short, etc..... :D:D;)

SUCK IT UP and take your lashing like a man...... <font color="pink"> JUST LIKE PINKIE HAS TO ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND </font> ;)


ahhhh he finally decided to jump on the bandwagon. Nice try cracka. I didn't shoot so bad that day. I told those damned OMBs that I would have rather played the longs b/c i would have played better... they mistook what I said and posted about it... would you not have tried to correct them? Of course by now I should realize that OMBs can hardly hear, much less comprehend anything more complex than "hand me a light beer" so my efforts are most likely in vain :).

BTW Jason... you can talk some smack, but you've still yet to show up to the STD. Even when we come to your side of town. what gives? SKEERED?!? :D

Playing GB today at 5:30..Todd, Krell and I

Gary,

I'll call when I'm about to leave work.

Ray

Playing GB today at 5:30..Todd, Krell and I


If I manage to get off early today I'm in... I'll call ya about 5:15 if I can make it

never mind Ray, i wont be making the trip to CH on Friday, to much to do..

Josh, haven't you learned by now that any effort spent trying to correct or counteract a post on this thread is not only a waste of effort, but often counter productive ? :cool::cool:

undeniably so. especially if OMBs are involved. do skulls thicken with age? :)

BIG BALD DUMMY :o

BIG BAD DISCER :D :cool::D:o

BRANCHES BE DAMNED!!!! :D :p :D:cool:

belittling bald-guys daily

BBDisms??? :p

typical bbdism, he makes them and then tries to deny them. :eek: that's what makes them so good. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif hell he even said the shorter tee pads were harder than the long you BIG BALD DUMMY. :D

Bulky Barren Dunce :D
Burly Bare Dimwit :D

betchya bald's done it :D

let's see... would you rather throw through a clown's mouth, or a simple anhyzer? Be forced to use an S-shot, or have more options like a simple hyzer or a thumber? I never said all the "short" pads were harder... but a few of them most certainly are. A few of the "long" pads are much harder, too. You would have said the same thing if you had played them blind. Regardless, you're the one who cried and whined about being too tired when i challenged you to a round *from the longs* at 3:00 so I could back up my claims :D Even when I agreed to your $20 bet... "I already have my shoes off"... waaahhh waaahhh :cool:

you call having a hyzer "more options"?

boybutt driller! :eek:

If you would just stop and either laugh at yourself or let it go..they might let up :D Bogey, Bogey, DUCK!!!!!

They are a relentless bunch and you have to roll with the punches :p

actually I liked Ryan's the best...

GB

Murphy -4 (bogey free)
Todd +1
Krell + alot (didn't even finish #18..but was +5 before that)

I can not wait until STD Thursdays...

Dorsett - will you be able to get back to this side of town on time?

If you would just stop and either laugh at yourself or let it go..they might let up :D



I doubt it ;).


It's too much fun watching Big Bird get his feathers ruffled :D.

Josh always likes to come off as this highly intelligent and/or confident person, yet he lacks the small nuances to back it up, kind of like his short game ;).


As to the question that the great BBD asked about me be scared (or in his redneck lingo.....SKEEERED), I think not.

Those times just happen to coincide with my "special" time, you know when Frank's not home :D:D:D.

man this thread is really getting funny. boy butt driller.lmao :Dno one can deny that bbd can take some smack. :Dsmurph it depends on when we start.

oops forgot about jason. shut your donkey biatch. :D

man this thread is really getting funny. boy butt driller.lmao :Dno one can deny that bbd can take some smack. :Dsmurph it depends on when we start.



Same as last year...5:30...6 latest...

Hey Big Bumpy Dill we are going to GB tonight at 5:30. Don't be lame. Any OMB's want to get one more butt kicken before we start up the STD's next week?

Watts and I played McKinney this morning. I won the round from the shorts and GW won the round from the longs. That little skip ace, with a PUTTER, was the difference in the overall scores. YGB!! :cool:

<font color="red"> Forgot to mention that the ace was on the little short hole, #12. GW, you need to sign my disc. </font> :)

Way to represent the YGB's Reddman!!!

Nice ace, Mark.... but, uhh.... your black and purple Firebird is NOT a putter! :p :D

Seriously, a putter? That is just sick.... it wasn't one of the ones I just gave you last weekend, was it?

how long was that ace? must not have been very far if you could reach it with a putter!

oh wait, you couldnt even reach it - you had to skip it in! :D:D:D

seriously, good job... any ace is a good ace!

can you really call it an ace in mckinney :p that's like a hole in one on a putt putt golf course. :p blue baby donkey :D

blue balled dog

bad beans dummy :D

bam bam dummy :D

big bad dork :D

Bald Baffoon Dorsett :D

that's the best one yet :D

*yawn* somebody has gotta come up with a good one...

I'm curious why anyone thinks my feathers are ruffled... whose idea was that? I'm not ruffled in the least about any of this. Isn't smack talk the name of the game? geez folks try not to read so much into everything :D Dorsett, you comin out tomorrow? To the course, not out of the closet (again)...

what course???

hello what course

He'll tell you Sunday when he complains that you didn't show up.

smart *** :D:D

what course???



GW and Jack Tabor are planning to be at the Lake Park at 8:30 if the rain is not coming down hard. BamBam and I are planning the same. YGBs! Oh, wait, I'm the only YGB on that list. YGBs!! :D

BTW, GW did not win the his and her Harley bikes at the game tonight. :(

geez folks try not to read so much into everything



Pounce Jason..Pounce..

that is the fun here..

Bald Bagger Dorsett

any better? :p :)

it's looking bad out there am curious to see who's braving it. bet jack and watts are playing anyways. :eek:

i take it the first std match is right around the corner. the ygbs must be gluttons for punishment. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif after what we did to you cissy's last year. :D now we have added sandalman so were a little stronger. looks like the cissy's coming in with the same lineup :eek: let's look at the lineup..... smurph sucks. josh sucks. reddman sucks. todd sucks. krell sucks ( but has a nice car) woody sucks. p.t. is there only hope.i know i'm forgetting a couple but they suck to. :Dman i'm gonna bust my *** to get there from grand prarie just for a slaughter. :Dmust be how the indians felt at little big horn. :Dthen the smack that we carry on our side after the slaughter will be relentless :Dbetter get those prozac prescriptions filled now. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i'm bored it's raining if one of you lame *** ygbs doesn't get on here and take a beating i may have to talk to my wife. :Ddid i mention your lost cause and that you guys suck. :Di can't believe your still throwing bbd at us. :Dthat's like throwing a little baby wart hog to some hungry lions. :Di can see bam bam foaming at the mouth now. :D

oh man she just asked me a question. i acted like i couldn't hear but she's being persistant. :eek: **** i'm not even horny :Dthat's it i'm going to a movie. :p

Frank sucks. :p

that's all you got. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif then again you are one of the smart omb's :Dwe all know you wish you were a omb. :D

Ok, that's it, when is the next STD!!!!!! I want to open a can of woopass on those old farts :D

the next one is when you are working. so is the one after that. the thrid one is also.... :D

besides, you look like an OMB anyway :eek: :D

(I kind of new that :o)

Come on, I have 9 more months before I am eligible to play Masters :D

Pizza still a YGB - there we go...I'd enjoy to shoot a round with you sometime..

Frank...that crack on Krells car was hilarious...he was rolling and apparently you are just talking to yourself this morning until now :D

Time to go bowling or shoot some pool...fargin rain!

DUKE, RAY??? any pool for you 2 today?

someone has to stand behind BBD :D

I think I would get lost though, he is a big guy :D

Adam, why haven't we played a round yet :confused:

oh yea, I work too much :(

<font color="red"> I just noticed this was post 6600 :p </font>

Well, I was view 25,100.

Pool is for Tuesdays. Today is for catching up on honey-do's since I will be out of town for the next three weekends.

i knew you would single that one out. :Dand your right this rain is really sucking. kinda like the ygbs :Dbring it pizza god :p hope you can take the heat :eek:

3 weekends? Are you hitting the Hillclimber next weekend?

That was going to be my answer Pizza..you do work alot...I passed your store the last 3 days in a row to golf...sometime we have to get out on the course..

DJ is doing well....we bought him a Bonsai tree ( he can't get hurt trimming that)...he will be moving to a rehabilitation center soon.

looks like i've gotten the ygbs really skeered. :Dbut then again they know what happened last year. :D

If this rain ever stops, Frank and me at the Lake for tags and braggin' rights! :cool:

bankrupt brain disorder

shari and i will be playing the lake this afternoon. anyone else want to get a round in?

biggest boast due

Well, who played, I can tell Frank didn't win or it would be posted. :cool:

Next week is Bowling Green, then Am World Doubles, then the Media Blitz event.

got a round in at the lake yesterday. my only round for the entire week. :( beat shari though :D

She just lets you win 'cause she doesn't want to crush your spirit. :D

Anyone up for a round at Greenblelt today after 5????

nice day outside, i want to play

I will be out there, trying to talk Smurph into going. If we do we cannot make it until 5:30. I'm coming from Irving.

and dont forget that you suck :D

who is going to the Pecan Park open this weekend??? Jack and I are leaving Friday morning,, gonna go win the Friday doubles,, gotta love 3 days of disc golf in east texas... :D

come on Adam, come and play with us.

I may not be there till 5:30 either, have to go to the bank first after my closing manager shows up.

I will be on 18 practice putting when I get there.

I will be on 18 practice putting when I get there.

good! in that case, you should have no trouble recognizing yourself. :D

Sorry..Bryan..I got the msg after I got back from lunch and it isn't worth going home from work and then back out..atleast not until next weekend when daylight resumes...what about tomorrow or any other day this week?

Anybody considering going down to Cedar Hill this weekend for the Match Play? If you've never played at the Vet on a 3 day weekend when they do the team golf stuff, it's pretty fun. You get to use a little strategy besides just your game of throwing your discs. Sandalman can give better details. Anyone game?

i'm certainly got it penciled in. nothing like match play to get the adrenaline flowing. by far the most intense singles format. just dont know for sure if sat is a go or not yet. i hope so.

Can't do it this weekend as I'd hoped. :(

I have to be in Austin to work on Capital of Texas Open with WaterlooDGC.

Any STDers going to make it down to Austin for the event this year? I know Gary won't be able to, but what about the rest? I think I can get you in and a place to stay. :D

i wanna, but waco pro is the weekend before, and maceman's foodbank doubles is the weekend after. (me and claydog gonna whip some STD/OMB/YGB butt that weekend, just you wait!!!) so i'm gonna have to wait to sign up. catch the missus on a good day ;)

had fun at greenbelt today, I either got the bird or made a hand full

Lost one disc in the cold dirty water. :(

Funny thing was, it was a muligan because I thought my first shot went into the water.

Lots of people out here, at least 6 holes worth.

looking forward to this Saturday at Cedar Hill, I may try to make it out there durring the day on Thursday or Friday. I work nights those days.

Adam, I may be able to sneek a round after 5 on Wednesday this week. It gets dark at 7 right now.

Ive been out of the loop form a while. Are their still Thurs(std's) & where is everyone playing this week? I can pretty much make it anywhere, but give me more than a days notice for Cedarhill,Fritz, or any other courses in BFE. -LET ME KNOW.......



I'm eager to serve up some OMB asswhoopins!! :D

Pinkie are you escorting the wife to TWC this weekend?? There are a couple of hubbies that are going to get together and play a few courses one of the 2 days we're there.

What the hell?!
I get on for the 1st. time in a long while and all you'r old asses are nowhere to be found!
No (young asses) either? :confused:

Woody you suck :D

Be patient Woody, it takes longer to type when you get as old as them!!!

Woody you suck

Frank you suck

Flipperman... well he obviously sucks.

So do we have to put together a team for the Match Play at CH this weekend? Is it a random draw sort of thing?

I am still jealous that Duke is going to Bowling...the points for that one weekend alone will get you into Worlds - Good Luck...whoop on Steve King for me and tell him hi

hell no jason me and the boys are staying here and having a party. :D

bbd you better be nice or i will call out the dogs. :Dwoody you suck so do you smurph :D

Match play at Cedar Hill saturday is random draw from your division, no teams for this event.

It is going to work like this 3 rounds of 9 holes in the morning, then lunch, then 3 rounds in the afternoon.

You get 2 points if you win your match and 1 point if you tie. The payout is going to be based on how many point you have after all 6 rounds.

Sounds like fun to me, I will be there.

who asked ya anyways /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ygb punk :D

Frank and Gary, thats all you got? Guess we'll have to take it to the park!! Anyone game for GreenBelt Wed.?
So far it's me, Adam,Todd, and Krell?
Who all is playing (Match) @C.H. this weekend?
Sounds like something you don't want to miss!
See you old Fu*%#ers soon! :p

guess we've wasted all our good stuff on bbd :eek: you'll get yours soon enough :p

Watch it Frankie :D

just seeing if you can take the heat in the kitchen. :D

hey dukie you suck to :D

Frank...I think you are losing your touch now that you only post in the evenings..

"you suck" over and over really doesn't qualify as good smack..just wait for Huey to post and then let it rip :D

Match Play start time???? Cost???

Bryan...3 or 4 of us will be at GB tomorrow and t-off at 5:30...if you can make it.

i know somebody has to fire me up :Dbam bam and watts have even been weak lately. :p i guess that will change once the season starts ;)

all of you suck,, I can't believe not one of you are going to PPO,, what gives,, I guess you are all scared,, can you say chicken :D

bambam's weak, watts is weak, all of the YGBs are weak - even weaker.

especially bbd. but at least he has an excuse - god made him that way.

you could call him Bad By Design

now that is funny shoeless one.

I should be there today at GB

watch it flip flop or next time we are in a tourny together I will have to whooop up on you :o

so, flipperman... what's all this god talk? I thought you were a Democrat...

I wish i could make it today. i had planned on it, but we had a power outage last night which made me 2 hours late to work. It made Deidre 3.5 hours late :( If I had been here at 8:30 like I planned, I would have been at GB at 5:30. Unless some miracle comes down from management, I'll be stuck here till almost 7:00. :mad:

Got the same power outage last night. It actually woke me up when it came back on at 5:30am.

Luckly I was able to reset the alarm clock for my wife and I. (of course I didn't have to get up till 9am to be at work at 10am) :D

well you BIG BALD DUMMY if you would use your cell phone alarm then you would be getting your [*****] whoooped at GB today :D
wish I could make it out but have things to do,, is it next week yet,,
so the YGB's are flipping for partners, what will the old farts be doing?? i guess dukie and his little pink friend will be teaming up,, what other OMB will be showing??

or put batteries in the alarm clocks for backup, but I would rather miss a few hours work here and there :D

Like tomorrow - thinking of a sick day

sick days are for cissy's :D

sick days are for Big Barfin Delinquents

is next thursday the first std of the season?

also what courses are we using this year and where is the first one?

also what courses are we using this year and where is the first one?



YES - STD THURSDAY - GB (you had to ask - h*ll even Josh shot a -12 tonight with Bryan James)

Krell pulled -9 shooting odd man...Max and I -7 and Todd and Woody pulled -5

Enjoyed the round with Bryan...nice skills...good to see another shooter SHOOT...

YGB's only today...better get some old men out there next Thursday

There's a glimmer of hope for the YGBs next Thursday. I won't be there to whup on 'em!

-12 isn't good enough :eek: what's up with the -7 :Dand duke what do you mean missing the first one. :eek: what's up with that?

it was what it was...no water, no ob's...nice putt on #18 in the dark from about 50ft...

DUKE?????

that was deep smurph. :eek: duke????

I was being nice :D

I did find a disc on #17..then switched Woody for the one he found and it had a phone # on it. I called the guy to let him know I had it and he told me to leave it at the trailer. ??? He meant Pease Park...I told him it was in Dallas :D

KHARMA....no DUKE...that might just put you and Watts at the mercy of the YGB's...who else have you got? Sandal...can you make GB and Porter on Thursdays...OMB's are looking small...where is Ray...where are your boys Watts????

well you BIG BALD DUMMY if you would use your cell phone alarm then you would be getting your [*****] whoooped at GB today :D



BBD played good today, except for the very wide shots :D Dang he can throw a long way the wrong way :o

We both missed our putts on #1 after I threw in the water.

Got 2-3
missed 4 from the other side of the creek
Both missed a 40 ft'er on #5
Got 6-7
BBD tried to hit the houses on 8 and i hit a tree :o
Got 9-10-11-12-13
Both missed the 40ft putt up the hill on 14
Then BBD got hot and hit long putts on 15 and 16
On 17 BBD chained out on our bird putt.
BBD his another long won, but not as long as adams on 18.

Fun playing with someone for a change.

The smack talk was rolling, then I found out that was nothing compared to STD on Thursday nights.

hey wait a minute. what do you mean greenbelt and porter on thursdays. :eek:

i'm smelling a rat already. :(

hey wait a minute. what do you mean greenbelt and porter on thursdays. :eek:



What old man?

GB is covered with ORANGE string, so you should be safe :D

Pick your poison Pinkie. The OMB's are going down this year!!! :cool:

or put batteries in the alarm clocks for backup, but I would rather miss a few hours work here and there :D

Like tomorrow - thinking of a sick day



Let's use that sick day on Monday, and go out to the Big Z, I still have not played out there!!!

yeah GB was fun last night. If Pizza makes it out on Thurs, we will team up again and OMBs *will* lose the first STD of the season. :D What's up with Duke bailing on his brothers? Still scared to play with Frank? :eek:

So who will be representing the OMBs one week from today? Watts (not worried) Frank (he sucks) BamBam? Flip-Flop? RayRay? Not like any of you have much of a chance... Dukie was your ringer and he doesn't want to play with such a sorry collection of old farts :D

or put batteries in the alarm clocks for backup, but I would rather miss a few hours work here and there :D

Like tomorrow - thinking of a sick day



Let's use that sick day on Monday, and go out to the Big Z, I still have not played out there!!!



I like 3 day weekends :D

not me. i live in arlington and work in ft worth in order to avoid the dallas rush hour. i'm strictly a saturday STDer.

think of me as the DH for when the OMBs must really certainly without a doubt make sure that the YGBs go DOWN!

I could try, but I am tragically cursed with a logical mind

If it does not rain we will be out at Porter around 5:30. Join us if you are not scared!!!

sounds like the old guys are taking a licking on the boards and perhaps on the course.... it just so happens I can talk trash even better than I can play.... you need someone to team up with Frank?.... not that the young guys would allow that.... Im sure they dont want any quallity old guys coming in and upsetting the mix.... it would be hard for them to talk trash if they were getting their [*****]es kicked all the time.... :D

come on out and join in the fun Steven,, and yes I am in unless I get to go to World Doubles, if I do I will be leaving on Thursday, it would be nice to have to World titles.

Hey Steven you ought to come to Nac this weekend, PPO.. it is always a great time.

yeah we caught up with Steven last night at GB on hole #14..it would be good to have another OMB out there playing..you will need it :D

T- I to have never played Zboaz! But I've heard it's a course thats fun, and you can run @ almost every hole!I've been wanting to play it for a while myself. If ya'll take that sick day let me know! However if not, lets figure out another time we can all play it.
When were you talking about playing porter if it doesn't rain??

Porter today and not sure who told you that ZBoaz stuff, but I definately wouldn't say it is a course you can run every hole - unless you can throw further than Josh :D

and through trees, up and down hills, it is a very sweet course.
Hey smurf what are you doing on here? it is not 5 yet..

I am finally caught up for the day and saw some new posts..wanted to come smacking for a bit

are you and Josh playing Worlds?

cool steven it will be you and me whoopin some ygb ***. :Dbbd shut your pie hole you lame *** can't get anyone to take me as partner no disc throwin in the right direction punkola. :Dbut i can tell you guys right now we are gonna have to move these things around like last year. i'm not gonna bust my *** every thursday to get to carrolton from grand prarie. it's only fair if other people get to do it sometime.

what courses did we do last year? and bam bam where have you been sucka? :D

BamBam has been in Seattle! I heard he has been huggin' some trees!! :D

I think it would be fun for Pinkie to bust his "discs" getting to our STDs. :D If Carrollton is not good enough for you, how about McKinney? :eek:

did you not read the grand prarie part you stupid dumb butt :eek:

Ok, move it from GreenBelt to Jimmy Porter. Thats closer to GP.

CarroLLton had 2 L's [*****] :D

ha ha your funny two of the lamest courses in dfw anyways. :Dand i have to bust my bootie getting to it. :eek:

Steven Parker and I whooped Krell and Todd tonight at Porter

Last year we played

GB
Porter
Bear Creek ( a little far)
Fritz ( okay)
Audabon ( oh yeah)
McKinney ( works)
Lake ( 6pm start for me)
Colony ( 9 holes)
BB - not on a good day - no thank you!!!!!!!!!
Plano ( didn't do it, but I bet Watts would like the short drive)


We can do them all Pinkie..but I think the 1st one should obviously be GB...

Have truck..will travel :D

who is match playing this weekend...??? not sure yet..

Good Luck Watts..!!

tree hugging?..I am scared :o

we need to make a schedule like the end of last year.

we need to make a schedule like the end of last year.



we tried schedules..we tried formats..we tried ace pots..something always interfered...or cause chaos..

I say we play were the thread majority ends up or if we make a schedule...either way I just want to golf...

it has been a blast to golf 3 days a work week for the last few weeks and we even recruited a new OMB for you suckas...Steven will fit right in...

Seriously - if want some structure and organization...I MAY< MAY..be willing to get something rolling outside of just ourselves..minis at one of the local courses...doing some math on just our traveling events and working some payouts, ect,ect...

Do we want to keep this loose and unstructured and fun...or organized, structured and FUN...they both work for me..

I JUST WANT TO GOLF :D

i just don't want to be driving from grand prarie every week to carrolton. we need to spread it around i mean hell the main ones of us live and work at differant locations, so it's only fair to move it around.

You know I am up for any course I can hit and play before dark...what time do you get off now OMB?

can you make a 6pm tee at GB? Next week?

if i leave on time i can barely make it.

oh and fyi shari ( lurker ) birdied hole 9 on the beaver tonight. :D

well then you suck..actually..enjoy the new job..but what courses will you be able to make or have we lost you to the Vet crew..time to move you old fark! :D

did you get a real 8-5...OMG..OMB...

look at the acronyms (sp?) fly...bring it..


Would anyone seriously be intersted in a GB mini..every week..small of the start off course..maybe even cash until we can pay for plastic..??

I have done the time before and wouldn't mind doing it to entice all the newbies out there that don't know anything but the gang they play with...

and I can carry the thick skin...I just would love to see a mini on our side of town besides BB...the lake isn't exactly this side and they work Porter on Thursdays...

Ask the aceholes if I can carry it and walk it...but the key is...are there enough that want to support it?

Just got back into town earlier tonight... was in Olympia, WA for the last four days. All work and no play... I'm looking forward to getting out and playing this weekend. Besides, I couldn't have played up there if I wanted to... it did nothing but rain the whole time... typical Seattle-area weather. I sure did get my fill of salmon and chowder, though! :D

I see Steve Parker has found his way to the STD thread.... welcome, Steve. I do feel the need to correct something you said earlier... you mentioned that maybe if the YGB's were getting beat more, that maybe they'd stop running thier mouths so much... well, that's simply not true. Just look at last year... they lost more than they won, and they still won't shut their traps! :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D

Let's get this thing started :cool:

bam bam welcome back. insert hug here and your right the ygbs are just stupid dumb butts. steve is a quality smacker as well as an omb. :Di heard david letterman is adding a stupid ygb tricks to the show. first up is bbd and his 500 ft drives. :D

if anyone wants to play cedar hill at 5;30 i'll be there after work. post on here if your coming out.

You would have to search alot of posts to prove who won the most last year...all I know is D&D were beat at every course except GB last year...2005 will be different - now pray!

I'm in for match play this weekend. should be fun.

Murph, there are lots of minis in the area during the summer. McKinney is on Wednesday (starting this coming Wednesday), Porter on Thursday (year round), the Lake on Tuesday and Saturday (and Thursday instead of Porter if it has been rainy), plus *I think* BB Owens on Monday. There used to be a group that did Shawnee in Plano on Tuesdays or Wednesdays in place of the McKinney Tournament which only runs outside of Daylight Saving Time. I'm not sure if they still do Plano or not.

As for trying to organize our group... good luck buddy. I hope you can handle the *hit that will come flying your way. If you're really serious about making a new mini happen, I might be willing to help you front some of the bill for some plastic. I definitely have some shirts you can sell ;)

Anyway, c'mon smackers don't puzz out on match play tomorrow. we gotta represent our crew against a-town. Otherwise we get served :D

and just how long do you think 54 holes at CH will take - no thanks...you will be playing in the dark

I plan on being at Cedar Hill for match play Saturday... have never played that format and am curious to give it a try... had fun yesterday... have allways had to keep my smack thoughts to myself... was a nice to allow the words to come out of my mouth and then think about what I said later for a change... it was also nice to get a win my first outing with this group... even if I did have to carry a YMB... no offense Adam... you did a fine impression of a OMB yesterday... but I cant help but wonder how much more of a wuppin we would have put on the kiddies if there had been a REAL OMB teamed up with me yesterday.... :D

Steve Parker

all misspelled words misspelled on purpose....

i just don't want to be driving from grand prarie every week to carrolton. we need to spread it around i mean hell the main ones of us live and work at differant locations, so it's only fair to move it around.



Pinkie, my office is in Irving so lets drag them out to The Bear one week. It takes me a minimum of 25 minutes to get to Porter so it tends to be a stretch to make it by 5:30. As long as the traffic is not too bad I can make it.

OMB's prepare for the pain!!!

So is next week GB to start off the season?

OMB's prepare for the pain!!!

In society, it can be quite difficult for the older, wiser, and more experienced members to watch the younger, with their oft-misplaced youthful exuberance, struggle in finding their rightful place.... but I'm not sure I'd call it painful. :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D:cool:

I will be out at CH for the match play food drive. Sounds like fun.

As far as STD, can it be any other day than thursdays??????

That is the hardest night other than Friday (impossible) to play.

and just how long do you think 54 holes at CH will take - no thanks...you will be playing in the dark


match play dosn't take nearly as long since not everyone finishes every hole. For instance, on a 500' hole through the trees, I park it and pinkie throws and hits the first tree, kicking him into the shule. His second shot is back into the shule on the other side. Once he sees my disc under the basket (assuming he has binoculars to see that far), I go make my putt and since he can't win the hole, he picks up and we move on. Of course if we're going to use myself and pinkie as the example, he might as well just not show up :D

With match play, you're only competing against the other players on your card in order to get points, so the "blowup" holes and the "risk-reward" holes should play much faster. The most points in each division wins. My point is that match play goes so much faster than regular golf that 54 holes should fit nicely... if Mace can get started on time ;)

we playin' cards tonight?

Thanks for explaining how it works...I understand goober :D

your last sentence was the key

No cards tonight!

I'm in Bowling Green this weekend, and I will be in San Saba next Thursday.

have allways had to keep my smack thoughts to myself... was a nice to allow the words to come out of my mouth and then think about what I said later for a change... it was also nice to get a win my first outing with this group... even if I did have to carry a YMB... no offense Adam... you did a fine impression of a OMB yesterday... but I cant help but wonder how much more of a wuppin we would have put on the kiddies if there had been a REAL OMB teamed up with me yesterday.... :D

Steve Parker

all misspelled words misspelled on purpose....



Who carried who there??? :D

i'll be at cedar hill sat. smurph i swear you are turning in to the biggest tittie baby. :Di think your just skeered of your new division. :eek: you could of just stayed lifer am. like bbd. :D

Thanks for explaining how it works...I understand goober :D


so then what makes you think we'll be playing in the dark? must be you're just SKEERED :)


your last sentence was the key

No cards tonight!


BOOOOOO you SUCK. or... are you once again SKEERED?!? :eek:

i'll be at cedar hill sat. smurph i swear you are turning in to the biggest tittie baby. :Di think your just skeered of your new division. :eek: you could of just stayed lifer am. like bbd. :D


I'll be playing MA1 this weekend... why don't you join me unless you're also a tittie baby? ;)

i already figured that out in the above post. :DTBS = tittie baby smurph :D

playing against you would be for some easy match points. :D

bring it on sucka. move up to a less restricted division :D

i don't think the turn out will be huge tom. so i might just play open.

I'll be out there at CH for match play tomorrow. :cool: I'm waiting to hear from BamBam if he will be attending.

Depends on how quickly I get back to work next Thursday if I can make it to GB for the first arse whoopin' the OMBs will get - I mean the first STD challenge. I don't care if you bring your ringer Steve Parker! :D He's already talked some smack to me - I don't buy this "This is the first time I've said it out loud" junk. Parker is going down along with BamBam and Pinkie!!

<font color="red"> YGBs!!! </font> :p

he's a good golfer and smacker. poor bbd that's all he needs another omb smackin him all over the course. :D

He's already talked some smack to me - I don't buy this "This is the first time I've said it out loud" junk. Parker is going down along with BamBam and Pinkie!!


ok.... wait a minute... are there no rules about this smack talking stuff at all?.... do we not have to base our smack talk in some form of reality?... is Reddman allowed to post smack that is so far removed from reality that it violates all rules of suspension of disbelief?

Steve Parker

all misspelled words misspelled on purpose...

Smacker! :) That's a good tag line for an old man. Guess they didn't teach spelling in school way back then. :D

See you out at Cedar Hill in just a few!

steve you will find that all the ygb's need a good dose of realality. :eek: that's what thursday nights are for. :D

heading out to the course... i might wait till about 7:15 to see if pizza wants to carpool. since gas is like $83 per gallon by my house, I might as well try to save some money. Any other STD YGBs going to be there? Or is it just me, ReddMan and Pizza? I thought I saw Woody post something about going, anyone else? Everyone playing Advanced?

i'm heading out, but if not enough people sign up i,m going to play casual.

:D

frank wins advance another omb takes second :eek: gary mcdaniel. smurph you missed out it was a fun 54 holes. and we finished well before dark.

great job, pinkie! you won in your own backyard - very sweet - way to hang tough and pull it out on the last two holes!

OMBs RULE AGAIN!

i still can't believe them younguns let us spank em like that. match play rocks i wish there were more tourny's like that. and what about the weather :D bbd barely broke a sweat which is unusual for him. :Despecially with all the extra shots he was taking. :DBBD=DFL :D

oh and for you guys that were'nt there hole 6 at coyote all 6 of of us were shooting for bird. i couldn't believe it 6 drives all on top of the hill putting. 4 out of us hit it, what are the odds.

i think all four were inside of 20' two were drop ins for sure, the other two were no more than 15-20. gary was at the base of the blocker tree, 45'? and i was at the base of the tree on the right, 40? that stuff was just plain insane!

the pressure was really on gary mc though after the first 5 park it he would have felt like a wienie if he hadn't put it up there also.

especially with all the extra shots he was taking. BBD=DFL



really...McKinney at 10am...nothing 500 out there...way to go Frank..

wow.... I gotta say that the YGB's represented by Big Bald Dummy and Reddman (there has gotta be a better name for that guy) really got their noses bloodied today.... they sure let the rest of you YGB's down, and if I were a YGB I would be expecting an apology from them....

the OMBers whipped them from top of the tournament to the bottom of the tournament.... the OMBers were lead by a dominating performance from our very own Frank "Pinkie" Dorsett in the advanced division... the other attending OMBers filled out the top of the advanced division sending the only YGBers with the stones to play in advanced to the very bottom of that division...

unfortunatly one of the YGBers tried hiding from us old wise disc warriors in the intermediate division... myself being the only OMBer hero with a rating low enough to chase his ***** down in the lower division was forced to play down so he would get the whuppin all YMBers deserve and expect...

well... not only did the dishonorable YMBer hide in a lower division, he used an exploit to (on paper anyway) to avoid the loss that he in his heart knows he earned....

a lone stranger ( of indererminate age ) whom rode into town on the back of a 50 ft money in the bank putting streak to take first place ( an honor he deserved).... was the only player to beat me... I had to play against this cant miss a put fool two times.... extending him to the limit both times.... I took twice as many points from this guy as any other player... how many points did our lovable villian take from him?... none....

I lost to no other player.... however, the 68 points I earned in the tournament got me no better than fourth place... how did young Reddman surpass me in the artificial standings to take third place?.... by exploiting the luck of the draw thats how!....

while I was facing down the division winner two times Mark "who knows in his heart he did not throw better than me on this day" got to play two times each players that finished with a total of 13 and 26 points respectivly....

let my have one of these match point atm machines for just one round and you play the division winner just one round mister Reddock and we would be seeing a representation of what really happen in Ceder Hill today isnt that correct Mark?...

I believe you to be an honorable man Mark Reddock... while I understand your apology to your fellow YGBers comes first, I patiently wait for your conformation that yes the system used to select the matches was in fact flawed and that hiding in the Intermediate division did not avert the whupping you were hopeing to avoid.... :D

Steve Parker

all misspelled words misspelled on purose....

I'm a man of little words: Steve "Can't-Park-It" Parker - 68, ReddMan - 73! :cool::D

Thanks for driving to lunch yesterday!

Gary Duke is tied for 8th place at Bowling Green. His round ratings - 898 and 867. :( Come on Duke! Just throw your normal stuff and you can take these guys! STD rules!! :) :cool:

sorry steve, he beat you. nice try tho!

yea but that was still funny. :Dman it is good to have another quality omb smacker. :D

hey pat where did bbd finish i forget :Dsurely he beat at least one omb.

I commend BBD for his courage.... its a good thing for Reddman that BBD had the balls to play up.... if he had tried to hide in the am division like his partner that would have been an extra 20 points for me giving me 88 points to Reddmans 72.....

i missed that steve but your right reddman did wuss out and play am. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif wienie :D

huh??? steve wussed out and played am! reddmann? he IS an AM!!! :D

Reddmans 72.....



That would be ReddMan's <font color="red"> 73 </font>. :cool:

hey pat where did bbd finish i forget :Dsurely he beat at least one omb.

well frank, if my memory serves me correctly, BBD finished DFL

gary mcD beat him 15-5!

oh that's right i remember now. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif i forgot because at lunch he told me he was gonna spank me. :D

did you bweat him also? what was your score? i didnt hear it during the round.

oh yea i beat everybody but p.j. and tied gary mc. one match. beat you the worst :D

yeah i know :D you owe me a disc, now, remember? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Looks like Duke slipped back to the middle of the pack, but Watts took 3rd at his tourney. Jerry Power took 1st...

anyone see the hillclimber results? 160 players - NICE!

Good job omb's and ygb's representing all over tx. this wknd. Glad u guys had a good time out @c.h., I was planning on making it but did not have transpertation. I didnt look at the board on fri. or I would have known that others were playing, i was under the impression that no one was going!
No biggie /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
So we got 4 days befor it's OMB rompin time, frank better whipe you'r bifocals down, and gary change you'r diaper(both of you) and make sure that ya'lls "hover round" is charged up!-BIATCHES :o:p :D:cool:

Yeah, OMBs, we'd better be ready for Woody.... I've heard his "worm-burners" are almost reaching 100' now! :eek: :D

We're kicking things off at 5:30 this Thursday at Greenbelt, correct?

Yeah, OMBs, we'd better be ready for Woody.... I've heard his "worm-burners" are almost reaching 100' now! :eek: :D

We're kicking things off at 5:30 this Thursday at Greenbelt, correct?


Yea Bam, quit playing w/ you'rself!- Don't want to injur that elbow of you'rs again! :o
5:30 it is

Yea Bam, quit playing w/ you'rself!- Don't want to injur that elbow of you'rs again! :o
5:30 it is

DANG! I must be hung like a horse if I have to use my elbow while playing w/ myself! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D