HOLY COW - I beat Pat to a post milestone...7500 posts...geesh.... :D

you only get them when i choose to allow it. it has rained here this week and i didnt want BamBam's tears to cause any flooding.

now change that pic to the OMB 5 YGB 0 pic!

dam adam, you got that thing hooked up to your 8-track?

That is some hi tech, ultraphonic, supersonic, music, mashing machine - can't you tell...it is the 7500 Model :D

what the heck did you make it so big fo. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

retard :D

fittin to go to bed so i guess number 5 at greenbelt is on tom.

fittin ???

you got a speech impediment now too, retard?

what the heck did you make it so big fo. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



I didn't do that...SANSUI did....they probably make cars now :p

...and i didnt want BamBam's tears to cause any flooding...

Too late, Pat... the tears I got from laughing my [*****] off at LauraQ's post about you and Claydog almost made the Lake course unplayable! :eek: :D

And I thought Adam was trying to catch up in posts.

They should just concede this one and make it 5 & 0 before we start.
Soon to be:

http://www.lsdga.com/images/discus/score50.gif

Just to give them hope:

http://www.lsdga.com/images/discus/score41.gif

That's all we need. :)

i've got it figured out bam bam. laura is a charitable person. we have seen pat's game so has laura :D need i say more. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif next she'll be talking up bbd or maybe even the ygb's even though she's an omb now. :Dmy vote for laura as red cross volunteer of the year. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

consider it done. :eek: greenbelt /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif wouldn't that be something if they broke the streak there of all places.

Still pouring here this morning...I highly doubt GB is going to be very playable unless you like the mud....holes 4-6 will be in a pond, as well as #9 and a few others....

I am going to wait until around noon to decide if I am going out in this junk or not

you mean this post?

"
"claydog and i are playing... but we're skeered because we know the dallas boys always use us to mop up our own backyard. "

Oh, WHATEVER. You and Clay really pairing up. Mace shouldn't let you post such a thing 'cause with you and Clay being together, no one will beat you. I bet all those Dallas boys will be too skeered to sign up.
Go Arlington!
"

sorry boys but i will not be joining you today,, my daughters jeep is broke down and I get to go and fix it,, plus GB is going to be a swamp..

Tabor/Watts will be going to A-Z doubles,, :D

And I thought that Frank was the only one alergic to a little water.

You know Watts is...remember all the posts about Fritz being too wet last year? :D Though I will probably have to agree with him on this one...it is going to be nasty out there...how many really want to shoot today?

anyting this weekend besides some fun, casual golf?

Nothing going on this weekend ?

That gives you plenty of time for your shoes to dry out before you need them again. :cool:

I'm celebratin' advancing in the O category this weekend. Had a great start with Ron last night taking Dubs @ McKinney -13 and we missed the two shortest holes on the course #2 & #12 and just missed #6, #13 & #16 :cool:

ok Ray, I've got to know... what is the "O" category?

I'm down for GB today if everyone else is. Or maybe the OMBs will just forfeit ;). Of course I don't see a problem with postponing this week's match due to rain. We could play Saturday instead of today if that'll keep the OMBs from whining too much :D

jack and I will be at aquabon on Saturday at 8:30,, we both have family duties and have to leave at 11:30.
Not sure about Sunday yet,, damm rain in the forcast again :(

i'm still in!- who else?

Ya'll just wait until I move back to D-town where I can play more than one course a year. Ohhhhhhh I cant wait!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D

Atleast you and PT will be on the YGB side :D

Then you can work on your dad!!

what up nate? Went out 4 my bday last night, miss ya.
when u moving back? and when r u coming down again? :cool:

Just 7 more months till OMB arse kicking in the house!!!! :eek:

I graduate in December, I will be making periodic trips back to Dallas but back for good in December if all goes well!!!

Well bring it, they could really use some help.

I'm just waiting to see what kind of ringers they start bringing in.

Hopefully I can get Troy Berry out there sometime when we play the BON since he lives right there.

Cool, but what about the ringers ?

Don't need ringers to beat old men :D

I will not be playing today - there was another hour of rain during lunch today.

Have fun in the mud

Adam... you let a little water on the grass keep you away, we gonna have to add a m to the front of your name...

needless to say I'll be there....

Enjoy....!

of course now the sun is out, but it is still a mud pit...

NO THANKS! :D

I can hear the excuses already. It's not really 5-0, we were skeered of the wet grass. :cool:

Don't need an excuse if I am not there...and it seems the the D's were the only ones that just started counting when they played the first time this year. The OMB's had already been beat one weekend before that and a mix team won the week before that :D

You ladies have fun and shall we take odds on how many lost discs? :o

thesunisshiningthesunisshiningthesunisshiningthesu nisshiningthesunisshiningthesunisshiningthesunissh iningthesunisshingthesunisshing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

GOOD LUCK OMBs!

spank that ybg patoody!

5-0 is coming soon!

Watts just called and he will meet you guys out there..the car repairs went a little faster than he thought they would

ok Ray, I've got to know... what is the "O" category?




The O in OMB. Bday is Saturday. :cool::D

Do you mean this little thing :D

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/images/sign038.gif

SCORES???

comeon yall its dark out there....!!!

smurph is now officially a smuzzy. :eek: it couldn't have been any drier. absolutely perfectout there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

we all get some time off...I have played 1 round in almost 2 weeks.... were all discs found and did the OMB's stomp again?

Mark..told me it was okay...but I can't believe that water was clear...and I know I love throwing in there :D

I will play somewhere Sat...CH..Aud with Watts? elsewhere?

pat did you really have to ask /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif omb's are now 5 and 0. :Dthat's right undefeated. it almost getting embarassing for the ygb's. they did manage second place though. the d's shot -12 and reddman and veit were 9 down. watts and parker were - 8 and bbd and his partner were - 3. i'll let bbd fill in his excuses :eek: and trust me he has more than usual this time. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

ouch....and the 1st one by more than 2 shots

Josh's partner??? do you mean Woody??

Time to change the avatar again.

Last couple of weeks, the YGBs outnumbered the OMBs, this week they could barely match the number of OMBs. Have they all given up already ?

Josh's partner was a newbie to Smack Talk. He's played less than 10 rounds of golf. I think most, if not all, we quite impressed with his abilities and his coach. :) On top of that, his coach almost aced #10 tonight with a sidearm. :cool:

josh was playing cali till the newbie showed up. of course he was getting stomped already. :eek: the newbie did not play like one for sure. he should definately keep playing.

Metal on #10 for Marc. Impressive shot.

I can't say much for the newbies coach. His natural ability is impressive in spite of the form his coach is letting him get away with using. He is going to be a crusher when he figures out the X-step and how to use his larger muscle groups instead of his arm to throw.

Josh re-injured his shoulder today. He should probably let it rest at least a couple of weeks before stressing it again.

And again we both missed a 10 footer, but made an 80 footer. Too bad PT wasn't there.

at least bbd was there /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif even if watts did try and leave him hanging. :D

Do you mean this little thing :D

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/images/sign038.gif



I wish:D
That's too little. I past that sign 3 years ago. :cool:

It's almost not fair to count this one, but if the shoe was on the other foot, I'm sure the YGBs would count this one.

This count is for the Thursday evening series. You are more than welcomd to keep track of whatever you wish. It will start over when the series switches to the weekends in the winter, and again next spring.

hell yes it counts they had two teams out there. wouldn't of mattered if they were all there. :eek:

so where we playing next for 6 and 0 :eek: how about the alts. we've been talking about at porter? we'll have to make sure and not listen to watts and wait on bbd. :D

Watts - if you are playing today after you take care of the jeep let me know. I decided to take the day off and may get out this afternoon. I am going to see if Dieder is off today also.

You have my #

and it counted :D but I do love how the schedule is set by the OMB's...just because you were not there, doesn't mean they didn't lose :o

If we do Porter we should just play all the long pads ( alts or originals)...some of the alternates are much closer and alot easier birdies - my 2 cents

not sure if i will play today or not,, my daughter does not get out of school till 2:30, so i wont be done till 3:30 or so,, where are you thinking of playing?? and what time??

just about anything at this time..I just left dieder a msg...I thought you may be done around noon...Just let me know later if you have any interest in shooting somewhere close around here...Porter, GB, Aud?

I should be gone by 2:30ish and then on my way,, I will call you

The oldies are tearin it up. I can't wait until I can get back out there. The OLD fargers will deffinately get their arses handed to them!! Just enjoy all your smackin oldies, your time in comming :p

<marquee> <blink> <font color="purple"> <font size="+10"> OMB Studs 5 - YGB Buttmunchers 0 </font> </blink></marquee>

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ROTFLMAO :eek:

I guess some are easily amused. :p

while others are quite easily beaten!

who is playing this afternoon?WHERE?

I can't wait for you to come back PT, my putting really needs help. :cool:

Metal on #10 for <font color="red"> Mark </font> . Impressive shot.

I can't say much for the newbies coach. His natural ability is impressive in spite of the form his coach is letting him get away with using. He is going to be a crusher when he figures out the X-step and how to use his larger muscle groups instead of his arm to throw.



That was only the 3rd time that I have been on the course with the youngster - give me a few rounds with him. :cool:

Hey, you were the one claiming to be his coach. :cool:

smurph you don't get 2 cents since you smuzzied out. :Dp.t. is just talking gary you know the omb's have his number. :Dp.t. i want a mini. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i think the ygb's have had enough. :eek: i mean how many beatings can a boy take without mama stepping in and putting a stop to it. :D

PT,

Have you gotten those minis yet? I'd like one also :D

anyone know if theres a mini at CH tomorrow? i might skip crowley's morning mini and CH if there is.

thanks in advance

3 oclock tomorrow at CH..Jason is running it...come on Post Wh*re...save the CH thread :D

and I can talk..I just got my OMB whooping for the week...Josh and I plus 1 at the AUD...Bitner and Watts
-2....and I think we had more birdies :D

they are playing aud at 8:30...I won't make anything that early

Woody - I left you a msg...and Dieder is probably in along with Krell and I

Pat - you rebel..not buttmunchers...what shall I do to overcome that slam :D

Gee...moving type and all :o

screwnut :p

bitner must have been off if they only shot a -2 :eek:

YGB... Young [*****] Buttmunchers... i thought thats what it stood for... am i wrong?

cool... wife and baby say "wu gui chi" so its gonna be CH in the 20 mph afternoon breeze

sounds like a job for the coyote course

why is that?

wind doesn't matter as much on that course.

bbd where are you at dead or alive? :p

you skeered of wind?

cissy!

No Coyote tomorrow......nothing but Beaver ;).


And I hate to admit that Crusty's comments about the NTL's beating me lately are true. I really don't know what has happened lately, but I can't even beat my scores form my 1st year. . Hopefully it will get better.

BTW........I spoke to one of the YGB "Ringers" and he said he'd come out, with me as a partner, for $50.


Actually 2 of them :D.


You want the 1000+ rated YGB or the 980+ rated one :p.

They need something this is getting bad. :cool:

you would need nolan and clayton both to beat the omb's :Di don't even think they would be enough. :eek:

not skeered of the wind just doesn't come into play as much on the coyote.

I would be happy to give you all minis, but my partner and I declined them, and cashed out. I was pretty much hammered by the time the decision came around and I didn't care. My partner was in need of more discs so no minis /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Bitner is back in town? Cool. You all have fun. I will be at work all day again. :( Holllaaaaa

Bon Time

That is 2 years of Am champs in a row that didn't get the mini's...dumbarse's....you can buy plastic any day...you can't get minis that state you are the world champs though :D

i always thought you got mini's and plastic :( how much could they cost.

it was 200 minis! I wouldn't mind having maybe 10 but not 100. Like I said i was hammered. I might contact John to see if I can get 10 or so.. Frank you do get both. The minis were about $100 of your prize. I didn't really need any more discs but what the hel l my partner wanted some so I was cool with it

that explains it i can see clearly now. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Mini's for a lifetime...Ash and Power actually rid themselves of some on ebay a few years back...but you still got a plaque or trophy I would assume...either way you are the 2005 ADV Champs...now get to pro so I don't have to mess with you :D

I have plans to go to WORLDS this year. It just depends on if my job requires me to go to Paramedic school this year or next year. I would love to go to worlds and get a piece of the best. We'll see. Who all played today?? Scores?

bitner and josh -4 franf and jack -3 and watts and cody -2 at the bon. gary was shooting some good golf most of that 2 was him.

I got the boys at Porter..but 55 is not a good round - ha..still keeping that -4 average out there....

use discgolf.com....I would like to see Aud, Porter and GB and Lake with all our averages as much as we all play out there

Need to add CH to the list also

55 at porter /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif your slipping. must be all the mud from the other day. :p

need to beat pat to no.

7600 :D

Just some putting errors...that is with many birds and bogey's...now you see why I have taken some time off lately...just need to find that rythm again..

anyone playing early tomorrow if we are not raining?...Have mothers day obligations around 4, but may play before that if the weatherman is wrong

8;30 cedar hill with watts and crew. what do you mean rain in the forecast. :( i haven't heard one yet.

yeah whatever. while you were surfin tranniesonline.com waiting for 7600 to get close, i was shooting +1 at the Beaver and winning the Masters field.

sunday morning at CH? WTF, for 10-15 additional minutes you could play at the Vet and shot at a $1650 ace pot.

well, anyway, you all have a great day tomorrow. y'all deserve it, you mothers! :D

1 over won it at the beaver

17 is in long and adds one stroke compared to the course at the maceman show, so a one over is the same as the second best score. only claydog's first round of -1 was better.

i got a three for the first time one 1. my up came to rest exactly 1/4 inch from the pole. and notched my first birdies on 12 and 14. coupla totally avoidable bogeys 5 to start the round and 16. overall an okay round.

of course i know if you woldnt have been skeered of the wind you'da won with a -5. but you should, since its your backyard!

17 has been in the long for a while, and i am getting to where i average under on the beaver. i''l let you know what i shoot tom.

yeah i know its been long for a while. i'm not retarded. as far as average goes, i'm talking about reality and you're talking about dreamland i guess.

who's tom?

are you playing AtoZ ?

and besides, +1 would thouroughly thrash any of the ygbs.

no deamland just fact. tom. is tomorrow, if duke can change his plans then we are talking about a to z. mavs. are tearing the rockets up. :eek:

yeah mavs in the proverbial drivers seat at the half. 24 minutes is a long time... but better to be up by 15 than down.

you see Yao pushing and shoving as if he was playing for the Pistons? :D:D:D

-6 at the beaver today pat :eek:

200 dollars worth of minis that I will never use or two hundred dollars worth of plastic that I will use....... nuff said. I got a trophy disc! :D

It's only $100 per player.

You can always split up and one partner get minis and the other partner not. That's what we did last year.

hey i never got one of those mini's from you. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif you want to do aud. at 5 p.m.?

good shootin! who was your partner?

singles only.

-6 at the beaver today pat :eek:

not sured i'm buying that pinkie... the course record is McCoy's 46, and you shot 2 strokes worse on a layout that is one stroke tougher than he shot? par is 54, right? there's 10 birdies out there, so you had to get six of them with no bogies. sorry d00d, that dog dont hunt. good try tho.

lets see, what have i done on the Beaver course.
1 par
2 bird
3 bird
4 bird
5 bird
6 bird
7 came close once
8 bird
9 bird
10 can reach but haven't yet
11 bird
12 bird
13 havn't hit the putt yet
14 bird (2 out of 3 times)
15 haven't hit the putt yet.
16 bird (only once so far)
17 bird
18 bird (don't think I have missed this birdy yet)

some holes are tough, but there is a possible 10 or more out there when you miss the trees.

I don't think i have finished over par on either course yet.

1 par 2 bird 3 bird 4 par didn't get that one 5 bird 6 par 7 par 8 bird 9 bird 10 par 11 par 12 bird all the rest pars. what's so hard about that.

good shooting Frank.....

thank you sir, anyone come up with a course yet?

Thought one of you already said porter from the Alt's ( or from just all longs).

sounds good to me....

When will the YGB's win?? you guys are not representing very well. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

sounds good to me....


I second.

we should define (and possibly argue about) which holes would be considered "long" from the normal pad, and which from the alts. I'm sure some OMB will have some whining to do...

1 � ALT
2 � ALT
3 � ALT
4 � ALT
5 �REG
6 � REG
7 � REG
8 � ALT
9 � REG
10 � ALT
11 � ALT
12 � ALT
13 � SAME
14 � REG
15 � ALT
16 � REG
17 � EITHER
18 - REG

I haven't seen most of the alt tees, so don't have any real comments on the length.

The some of the ones I heard about seemed shorter.

I would say 6 from back toward 17's teebox somewhere and 7 from 6's tee box.

porter works for me,, shorts, longs, what ever,, makes no difference,,
so are we flipping this week??????????

Ask Frank.

You know what he's going to say.

we can always take a vote!!!! but then again you would be on his side....
so are you going to a to z doubs::????
i think i will get jack to come out this week so we can do some practicing...

first you want to flip and then you are bringing your partner?

either way I am game...but can Frank play with anyone else and actually win - history shows NO :D

i did not think the flipping thing would go over very good,,
has dukie ever played with any one else???

first you want to flip and then you are bringing your partner?

either way I am game...but can Frank play with anyone else and actually win - history shows NO :D


Inso facto, thats the only reson omb's are 5 and 0!
Every other omb team has been beatin by ygb's at some point in time!

I think I have played with someone else. I think Frank wasn't there a time or two and I know I wasn't there several times last year.

I don't really care who the partners are, but Frank and I are regular doubles partners and I don't see a real reason to break up a regular team.

hey woody,,, go do some thing..

just givin ya a hard time there dukie,, it would not be the same if you and SDB were not partners. :o

first you want to flip and then you are bringing your partner?

either way I am game...but can Frank play with anyone else and actually win - history shows NO :D


Inso facto, thats the only reson omb's are 5 and 0!
Every other omb team has been beatin by ygb's at some point in time!



If you think random partners is causing you to lose week after week, and the competition is not doing the same thing, why would you continue to do it ? Put your best ringers together and bring it.

I plan on having Frank as my partner at several upcoming doubles events and like to have the practice time as a team. It's pretty hard to find time for doubles practice when you have a full tournament schedule. I would rather take advantage of it than flip, but if winning one time means that much to the YGBs.....

now dukie you know they want to win but the question is can they win,,, 5-0 and soon to be 6-0 :p

first you want to flip and then you are bringing your partner?

either way I am game...but can Frank play with anyone else and actually win - history shows NO :D


Inso facto, thats the only reson omb's are 5 and 0!
Every other omb team has been beatin by ygb's at some point in time!



If you think random partners is causing you to lose week after week, and the competition is not doing the same thing, why would you continue to do it ? Put your best ringers together and bring it.

I plan on having Frank as my partner at several upcoming doubles events and like to have the practice time as a team. It's pretty hard to find time for doubles practice when you have a full tournament schedule. I would rather take advantage of it than flip, but if winning one time means that much to the YGBs.....


First off i have no random partners. Josh and i have played 2guether since the start of the new season! I have no complaints about you and francine plying w/ each other :D
My point is that every other omb team has been beatin at some point in time by ygb's. I dont think it should be omb vrs ygb in that scenario; mind as well make it ygb's vrs. omb's and frank and gary!! :eek:
Or make it to where how many teams beat the others, to decide the victory of o's or y's.
-Gary shut it :p

now there is a point that I havent even figured out,, i think the way frank look at is who ever wins for the round gets a win for the team. that is the way we did it last year,, you goober.

-Gary shut it! :p

Frank and Gary will not win when I show up. Thats all I have to say..Even if I have to make farting noises when they are on the box. :D:p :p :p

Frank and Gary will not win when I show up. Thats all I have to say..Even if I have to make farting noises when they are on the box. :D:p :p :p


When is it that you show up? :confused:
-weve been missing you.

CRIMEA RIVER

Whats that supposed to mean?

in that case, it's 4-0-1 :D

now i can call you a stupid dump butt :o
hey bbd you missed a spot

why? :confused:

CRIMEA RIVER


arn't u supposed to be on our side?

I am going to try like h e l l to make it next Thurs. I work this thurs :mad:OLDIES will be O for against bling daddy..maybe... :cool:

That wasn't for you Woody :p

That wasn't for you Woody :p

O.K. THANX :D

O.K. THANX :D:D

bring it ding a bling :p you couldn't beat us last year. and you know what happens to gary's putting when your there. :D

I couldn't beat you last year?? Well maybe I will have to play with someone besides my cousin who was playing for his 3rd time.. :eek: :p

now my piece on the dubs thing. correct me if i'm wromg, but didn't the whole std. thing start out with the d's and smurph and bbd smack talking each other and then settling it on the course? the omb's never flipped or the ygb's until smurph wanted to dump bbd. :Dthis is for some serious bragging rights why would you want to flip. i'm not driving half way across dallas to play with watts. :Dare you kidding me.

ok frank, while i believe that a 48 on the beaver is within your capabilities, the following table will illustrate why i have my doubts.

this table takes your reported score and calculates the probablity of your actually carding that score. the probability is expressed as a percentage. it contains two models. on the left is a generous estimate; on the right is a very realistic estimate.

after calculating the probability of your reported score for each hole, we can determine the odds of putting all together in a single round. this is accomplished by multiplying each hole's probability. it can read as "the probability of shooting a 3 on one AND a 2 on two AND a 2 on three"... and so on.

i then multiply the overall probability by 100 to see how many rounds of 48 you could expect in 100 rounds of golf. finally, i reduce by the least common denominators and express the results in standard odds format.

holes where your reported score is extremely likely i left as 1:1, ie a certainty.

so, if indeed you shot a 48, i congratulate you, because you beat 25:1 odds.


<table border="1"><tr></tr><tr><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>hole</td><td>score</td><td>made</td><td>tries</td><td>prob</td><td></td><td>made</td><td>tries</td><td>prob
</td></tr><tr><td>1</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>0.75</td><td></td><td>3</td><td>5</td><td>0.6
</td></tr><tr><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>0.8</td><td></td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>0.8
</td></tr><tr><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>0.8</td><td></td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>0.8
</td></tr><tr><td>4</td><td>3</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td></td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1
</td></tr><tr><td>5</td><td>2</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>0.8</td><td></td><td>3</td><td>5</td><td>0.6
</td></tr><tr><td>6</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>0.8</td><td></td><td>3</td><td>5</td><td>0.6
</td></tr><tr><td>7</td><td>3</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td></td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1
</td></tr><tr><td>8</td><td>2</td><td>9</td><td>10</td><td>0.9</td><td></td><td>8</td><td>10</td><td>0.8
</td></tr><tr><td>9</td><td>2</td><td>9</td><td>10</td><td>0.9</td><td></td><td>8</td><td>10</td><td>0.8
</td></tr><tr><td>10</td><td>3</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td></td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1
</td></tr><tr><td>11</td><td>3</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td></td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>1
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pat you have way to much time on your hands. ;) i think the day i beat you in match play i shot a 6 down :eek:

no..sh*t...go putt :D

hey it prolly took longer for you maroons to figure it out than it did for me to put it together.

ok :p

ehh wrong answer. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif i'm just trying to figure out why your so concerned about my scores. :eek: i mean i did beat you pretty bad but i was hoping you had recovered by now. :D

it has nuttin to do with that, silly. i have no idea what you threw that day. i know it was pretty good, thats all. what this has to do with is that if you shot a -6 at the beaver you had a very impressive round. i would put money on you averaging no better than -2 over 10 rounds. like i said, a -6 is within your reach... you'd need to make no mistakes and at least a half-dozen brilliant shots.

nothing brilliant, just no bogs which is the key and some luck with the trees. that course gets a lot easier the more i play it.

especially with the limb trimming on holes like 6! very wrong thing to do. that hole was very good... challenging lanes... now nothing but down and to the left, just like the coyote course.

well, ots still an awesome score, dude, very nice shooting.

now shut up and stop bothering me, the Mavs are on!

:D

NASH SUCKS and the mavs will prevail

change the STD to another day, say Mon/Tue/Wed, and I will guarantee a victory.

Otherwise, I might try to get off next thursday night like blingbling

what is this,yet another ygb claiming victory ahead of time. :eek: oh the pressure is killing me.first ding a bling now pizza chunker. :D

I do a little yard work and all he** breaks loose.

From the start, the lowest scoring all YGB or OMB team has claimed the victory for their side. Split teams can win, but it does nothing for the YGB/OMB decision. Ties are not allowed and must be played off.

Man, can't you guys find a few ringers to get a victory, we are not that good and our scores prove it. :D

One more thing, If PT shows up, I'm playing on his card. My putting has needed a spark these past few weeks. :eek:

they need a victory the morale amongst the troops is getting low. :Dmaybe we should give em watts. :D

Mavs what? :D

5:30 TODAY at Porter if anyone is up for it

thanks frank you goober,, sorry but my age prevents me from going to the other side.

5:30 TODAY at Porter if anyone is up for it


I'll be there. :D
Victory will be mine and the YGB's this week! I do not care any more, I will guarantee that we will beat "dumb and dumber"!! :p :D:eek: :cool:

Good Deal Woody...if Krell can make it that will give us 4...or if Steven and maybe Pizza make it out we can have 6

Who all is in so far?
BBD u in?

I will be there on Thursday,, not sure about jack,, i am sure parker and I can pull off a good score this go round. :o

G U SUCK!!!
STOP LYING!! :o:D/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I don't think I can make a 5:30 round today. I could maybe pull off a 6:00 round... you guys have fun. If Steve can't-park-er is the only OMB willing to show up, i guess a YGB victory is no sweat :D

BBD I am sure you are correct.... I suck... not hard for the YGBers to beat me.... but YOU my friend had better cherish the memory of that fiasco of a food drive... you know, the one where I tripped on my way to the first tee box, not realizing that my brain had spilled out forcing my to play the tounament with an empty brain cavity... (I was not aware that my brain was laying in a patch of poision ivy till day before yeaterday because hey.... I had no brain).... BUT... my brain is back in my head (had the guys at Just for Brakes put it back in)... SO... I guess you realize that while many (most actually) of the YGBers can beat me... YOU Josh are not one of them....

you either Todd.... :D

Wel, they are picking the course and laying out the tees for this one. I hope they can pull out a victory. :cool::D

I'll see if I can get BP2 to show up and give you an edge.

Gotta give him props for a nice slam there :Dno matter which side I am on

Sounds like 4 of us today at Porter....good deal

BURN! :p

Why isn't your PDGA membership current Dann????

because he sucks and they dont want to have any thing to do with BBD..
Don't worry Steven we will show them this week :D

Will there be an OMB sweep ?

OMB's won all the cards at Audobon, will it happen again ?

i perdict yes,, you can garranty that Woody/BBD will be on the bottom of theres,, :o

Ah, but Mr. Parker, I *have* beaten you. Many times. I'd say historically we're probably close to even, but recently I've been the victor more times than not in this twisted little comparison. Maybe those guys at Just For Brakes over-torqued your lugnuts again. I think they carry a workmanship waranty, might want to have that checked out.

Ms. Watts. Quit trying to use big words. I don't think it has ever worked out in your favor... but then, "guarantee" and "theirs" aren't exactly big words. Maybe you should just stop posting altogether :D

I came to a realization today. While it is true that the OMBs (I mean Duke and Pinkie) have gotten the better of the YGBs so far this season, it is also true that it cannot last. These old bastards are in the best shape they'll ever be in. They have highest mental capacity right this minute that they'll ever have. Their game isn't going to improve after today. We may be behind but we will catch up, thanks to the laws of nature. This is the very reason that the PDGA created the age-restricted divisions in which our silly OMB friends take shelter during nearly every tournament. Their aging muscles, hearts, brains, and :eek: egos couldn't take the strain of playing in a more open* division. They are, after all, over the proverbial hill. But, I digress. I'll be there this Thursday. Woody and I will continue to improve our doubles game as well as our general skill. The OMBs will continue to get old. I'm also going to try and be at GB today at 5:30. wish me luck.

*Before you tards make a comment about "open," it does not mean "pro" it has simply been misconstrued as such. "Open" means "no restrictions." Any age group, sex, or classification can play in the "Open" division, therefore it is the only division in which under-40 pro-classified men can play... so the connotation is "pro." By using the term "more open," I am referring to a less-restricted division such as MA1 where the only restriction is "amateur". Of course I do not expect this explanation to prevent any contradictory comments. We are, after all, dealing with tards. I doubt any of the OMBs have the attention span to even read this far down.

I got the attention span.... but I will admit that I almost did not make it to the bottom..... :p

Whatcha tryin' to do :confused:

Post us ta sleep :eek: :D

BigBald Dipstick, thats some good smack! i'm proud of you :cool:

but i cant help wondering if your ranting about the cissyness in hiding in protected divisions means that you are committing at this moment to henceforth play in a non-ratings-protected division. that is to say, have you decided to stop hiding among the weak in MA2 and permanently play in MA1?

Watts,
are you guna be at mckinney tommorow night??
whos runnin the minis now? does it still start at 6:00pm

Drew

Ah, but Mr. Parker, I *have* beaten you. Many times. I'd say historically we're probably close to even, but recently I've been the victor more times than not in this twisted little comparison. Maybe those guys at Just For Brakes over-torqued your lugnuts again. I think they carry a workmanship waranty, might want to have that checked out.

Ms. Watts. Quit trying to use big words. I don't think it has ever worked out in your favor... but then, "guarantee" and "theirs" aren't exactly big words. Maybe you should just stop posting altogether :D

I came to a realization today. While it is true that the OMBs (I mean Duke and Pinkie) have gotten the better of the YGBs so far this season, it is also true that it cannot last. These old bastards are in the best shape they'll ever be in. They have highest mental capacity right this minute that they'll ever have. Their game isn't going to improve after today. We may be behind but we will catch up, thanks to the laws of nature. This is the very reason that the PDGA created the age-restricted divisions in which our silly OMB friends take shelter during nearly every tournament. Their aging muscles, hearts, brains, and :eek: egos couldn't take the strain of playing in a more open* division. They are, after all, over the proverbial hill. But, I digress. I'll be there this Thursday. Woody and I will continue to improve our doubles game as well as our general skill. The OMBs will continue to get old. I'm also going to try and be at GB today at 5:30. wish me luck.

*Before you tards make a comment about "open," it does not mean "pro" it has simply been misconstrued as such. "Open" means "no restrictions." Any age group, sex, or classification can play in the "Open" division, therefore it is the only division in which under-40 pro-classified men can play... so the connotation is "pro." By using the term "more open," I am referring to a less-restricted division such as MA1 where the only restriction is "amateur". Of course I do not expect this explanation to prevent any contradictory comments. We are, after all, dealing with tards. I doubt any of the OMBs have the attention span to even read this far down.



I'll have to (as much as it goes against the very nature of my entire belief system) agree with Pebbles, that is indeed some top notch smack. Especially considering the source.

Which begs the question...


...exactly what did Joshiepoo have to promise Diedre to write that for him?

Ms. Watts. Quit trying to use big words. I don't think it has ever worked out in your favor... but then, "guarantee" and "theirs" aren't exactly big words. Maybe you should just stop posting altogether :D



FWIW, you missed "perdict."

big bald dummy you are just plain dumb. :p i didn't throw my first disc until i was 39 years old. i get better everytime i play. i don't think you'll ever be as good as i was in my second year. :eek: plus you will never win an advanced title if you live to be 100. :Dso you may as well go back to am where you couldn't even win there. :eek: not only am i in better shape than you now pillsbury dough boy :eek: i would of been embarassed lugging around what your toting at your age. what was that thing hanging over your shorts that looked like an inner tube oh that's right your belly. :Dhow old are you again. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif i'll be 60 and still beating you by 20strokes. :eek: that i gurantee :eek:

Atwood - Pebbles didn't post that..it was Pat (sandalman)

Frank - I love the use of happy faces!!

Josh - that was fun and long winded..I have to go with steven..but I did speed read all of it...

They are old Advanced players and we are young Advanced...I highly doubt I ever go pro............

Unless I find that 500ft...................PUTT :D

See you suckers on Thursday!!!

and Josh and Krell just beat us by one at Porter..DOH!!! :o

7 and 6!

just to clear up some confusion... la marka calls me pebbles. its from quite a few years ago at the first Live Oak TX10. wimm coined the name, mark-the-wannabe-crossdresser is simply not that creative. had to do with my complaining about some bad luck i had on the island hole when my expertly thrown tee shot swooped down at precisely the point i intended. it was preparing to skip to the pin when a small stone a foot OB caught it like a 15" rainbow trout on a nightcrawler and stopped it dead just inches from safety.

he mostly upset with me because i refuse to wear a t-shirt that says "it doesnt matter how i played as long as i beat atwood". he's pizzed because a) i have never lost to him, and b) i realize beating him is as brag-worthy as being able to breathe.

:eek:

So we have 2 Pebbles....that should definately be an OMB team :D

You not losing to Mark isn't the great accomplishment...enduring the putting is :D2005 and no Atwood sightings yet....miss you brother and I am sure Frank and the rest share that...a fun fellow to say the least :oand not a good track star!

smurph are you trying to say i need more happy faces. :Di just had my atwood and amy fix last week, :eek: he's still alive and kicking. :eek: 7 and 6 in dubs at porter i hope that was from the alts. :eek:

that ewas also post 7700 :Dduke have you worked out that schedule yet? man i just read where one round is tough shot :eek: that's where pat's gonna really screw claydog. :eek: :D

So we have 2 Pebbles....that should definately be an OMB team :D

First off, I don't think my Pebbles would want to play ANYTHING with Pat-Pebbles /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif, and second, I don't think he could stand the fact that they'd probably take her drives more than his if they did play doubles :eek: :D:cool:

only in worst shot dickweed, only in worst shot :D

that's what i said goober. :D

It was windy today, i played a few holes around the girl in the thong before comming to work today :D

bam bam where have you been? oh and good slam by the way :D

what the hell are you talking about. :confused: i think you need to lay off the cheese. :eek:

It was windy today....................

before comming to work, I played a few holes............1 to 6 then 17,18 and the rock

There was a couple tanning near the practice basket. She was wearing a black thong Nice eye candy :o

I then went to work at 4pm today.

Is that clear enough for you old guy?? (or do I need to make the type bigger for you do read?)

i bet you had your eyes on josh and krell. :Dthe shorts krell wears could be mistaken for a thong. :D

Andrew,

Kevin, Mario and myself run the Wednesday minis now. Brian's wife has had or is fixing to have a child so he stepped down for the year.

I'll be there for a little while tomorrow, but I won't be playing since I have to run to Austin Thursday morning to help run COTO as the TD for Waterloo. :cool:

The draw is done at 6pm so sign up early or we won't let ya in, due to problems we have had recently with people showing up while we are drawing and the confusion that causes.

See ya there sprout. When do you start basic training?

I don't know Pat...Ryan's wife is a putting machine the few times we have played...give her that blue/purple? putter and it was in!!!!

Clay may be the better choice this time :D

Mini-Me...when are you heading to cali and starting the situps and jogging?

There goes Brian, will we ever see BTL again????

Here is a little history since 2005 hasn't brought them together much

2004 Season

Wichita Falls Parker 117..Josh 122
Denton Parker 121 Josh 125
Carrollton Parker 259 Josh 265
TX10 Finals Parker 110 Josh 118

but wait 2003...and they were both in rec at one time

Carrollton Parker 276...Josh 256

and the finals... Parker 122 in Rec and Josh 117 in Am...


The battle continues :D

Im I the only one seeing a trend here?:.... it appears that bbd did beat me my first year playing disc golf.... what you guys dont know is that when I was in rec I had a prostetic right hand, I was playing left handed back then.... thanks to smerfs (by the way... those teletubby things... are they not the offspring of smerfs and barney the dinosaur?) research, it is apparent that once I had my right hand re-attached I commenced to whup him by an average of over 5 strokes a tounament.... untill weekend before last anyway... but we all know I stubbed my toe on the way to the first teebox.... oh and the course was a temporary course... and lets not overlook the fact that I forgot to make my bed that morning.... you guys all know how bad you play when you forget to make your bed right?

I'll let you know what's going on Thrusday Frank.

Have your money ready.

i'll put my money on parker anyday over bbd, atwood would also beat bbd now in match play. :eek: bbd is the only player i know that gets worse instead of better. :eek: look out novice women here comes bbd. :Dmake sure you keep your eyes open on the tee box. :D

a mix between smurfs and barney the dinosaur made the telletubbies? Are you sure you only stubbed your toe and you did put the brain back in Steven :D

Go make your bed!

Whaddya mean, "beat bbd now?"

Hell, when have I not!

I beat him so bad in Waco one time, after he ran his mouth about the whuppin' he was gonna hand me, that he damned near stopped playing. :)

**** you guys have gotta getta life,, BBD you suck,, and i will continue to mispel words just to [*****] ya off,, cant wait till thursday so we can shut him up

Drew I will be there,, 4:30 to 5:00,, now go do your situps. :D

I don't know Pat...Ryan's wife is a putting machine the few times we have played...give her that blue/purple? putter and it was in!!!!

Yeah, and she's been getting even better with that purple putter, too.

Last round we played, she put a few drives close to 300' on some of the holes at the Lake.. she's learning this game :D

so she could dust BBD at this point it sounds like!

But why would she waste her time doing that ? :D

so she could dust BBD at this point it sounds like!

Pat, I can neither confirm nor deny that claim at this point. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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OMB's SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You JACKASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! :o:p :D :eek: :) :cool:/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :D

I can see it now,,, woody and the great tree hunter in DFL,, HAHAHA :o
Oh and both of you suck and should give this sport up and try knitting.... :o

Gary.... come on now.... you know knitting takes coordination also.... :p you just want to see them stick themselves in the thigh with one of them long needles... :D

Woody.... I really like your little avitar picture.... I also admire your courage... if I had MY picture taken with Saddam Hussain the last thing I would do is post it on the internet.... :eek:




kidding aside, I really do like the picture (Im not going to be banned from this thread for saying somthing nice am I)

How many people have been playin on wednesdays at mckinney??
last wednesday i prolly could have counted 25 that i could have guess where in the mini???
I wont be leaving probably until later in the year...so i got time to gain some weight and get in good shape....
C yall out there..

20-30 every week,, ace pot is up to 200+ i think..

woody your getting almost as good as the omb's with slams :eek: but you still suck at d.g. :Dand we'll prove it tom. night. :p

woody your getting almost as good as the omb's with slams :eek: but you still suck at d.g. :Dand we'll prove it tom. night. :p



Who's tom? :D:p You're just lucky I won't be there tomorrow night! :D

Woody was rocking tonight...but then he had a double circle 8...you circle the top and the bottom of the snowman on that one :D

Krell stole it with a nasty 53..it was a windy dog out there and the Porter crew is having mini's at GB on Wednesday..looked like about 20 of them, but they just won't start before half the round is played in the dark..

Nascar Dave, Redmans' buddy from last year that played a few rounds, a few others...

i know you've just been killing us :D

man krell has been on a roll, hope he doesn't show up tom. night. :eek:

whatever :D

So, is it Porter tom.? :p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

6:00p, correct?

or sooner if everyone is there. right bbd. :D:D

BBD's not coming,

Let's start now. :D :D:D :cool::eek:

that's what watts said, :D

I was just beating him to it this time. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

I'll be there. on time. ready to kick some OMB arse.

i hope so i'm tired of winning. :D

slumps over.... you YGBers missed your window of oppertunity to hammer me for my poor play of late.... gonna be 6 and 0 tommarow.... :D

oh and by the way.... there is nothing wrong with my spelling... its my phonics that is messed up.... I just spell-em how I pronounce-em..... :o

New scoreboards, which one will it be ?
http://www.lsdga.com/images/discus/score60.gif or http://www.lsdga.com/images/discus/score51.gif

I know which one I'm betting on.

which one. :D

6-0,, bambam are u coming out 2nite??? we have been starting before 6 so lets us know if we need to wait.
double circle 8 - now that will help them secure DFL for sure. :o

I won't know until this afternoon... gonna have to see how the day goes. If I do make it, however, it won't be before 6:00pm... I didn't bring my YGB-whoopin' clothes with me, so I'll have to run by the house on the way.

GW, if you'll PM me your phone #, I'll call you this afternoon and let you know.

am sending it now.