scottfaison
Jan 30 2005, 12:56 AM
OK..me sleepy..me want to find blissful happy slumber..long 2 days at Meadow..will post scores and information upon arrival in sunny old folks state...#2 tag is now on a vacation..thanks again to everyone...keep in touch just dont keep touching me..
MTL21676
Jan 30 2005, 02:35 AM
Just wanted to send my congrats to everyone who came out and played and helped a great cause
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 07:57 AM
shwebb thanks for the advice about brooksville respect the nipple :D
Word
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 08:02 AM
Friar Tuck was pleased with todays events. except the whole princess beating me by a stroke.
always the bridesmaid.
: ) :
I thought you would look good in a dress. :eek: :D ;)
crotts
Jan 30 2005, 10:42 AM
fi dolla mista, pay up.
: ) :
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 12:02 PM
fi dolla mista, pay up.
: ) :
Nah, you charge too much.
crotts
Jan 30 2005, 12:28 PM
the extra money is rental on the dress.
: ) :
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 03:04 PM
the extra money is rental on the dress.
: ) :
Word
jonvee
Jan 30 2005, 03:23 PM
Hey Max if you aint already there, go to the Meadow, i want that 11 tag
sorry i wasn't there fellas....but i had to go to the ECU basketball game...it was fu[k1ng awesome!!!!
moussa badiane broke the all-time block record for C-USA and we won!!!
I did donate my fair share to the cause though....that reminds me, B_______W....did you pick up my disc and mini? Josh said you were going to.
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 06:31 PM
sorry i wasn't there fellas....but i had to go to the ECU basketball game...it was fu[k1ng awesome!!!!
moussa badiane broke the all-time block record for C-USA and we won!!!
I did donate my fair share to the cause though....that reminds me, B_______W....did you pick up my disc and mini? Josh said you were going to.
Was that your disc that he threw in the pond behind 18 tee.
Was that your disc that he threw in the pond behind 18 tee.
Ju talking about my 10-time Eagle? Naw...that was some little black kid that i would love to strangle and throw in the pond!! :D:D:D:D
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 06:38 PM
ju know it.
jonvee
Jan 30 2005, 08:21 PM
Hooray, i got hole 12 today, a very tasty roc shot into the head wind, nothing but chains,
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 08:27 PM
Nice Upchurch, 12 is slowly becoming the ACEhole of the Meadow.
flicknandkickn
Jan 30 2005, 08:31 PM
I will be the last to ace it, if at all. ;)
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 08:33 PM
You are prolly right there Bertitis.
flicknandkickn
Jan 30 2005, 08:34 PM
I heard the Ice Bowl was a blast! Wish I could have made it, but people had to eat. Nice ace, V. :D Good shooting, Juggies.
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 08:39 PM
Thank you Bertis.
flicknandkickn
Jan 30 2005, 08:54 PM
Welcome. Bertis, huh? I like Bertis Maximus....got a nice jen-eh-say-what about it. ;)
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 09:01 PM
Word Bertis.
jonvee
Jan 30 2005, 09:40 PM
Hopefully i will have more than 1 this year, thats all i got last year was hole 5 at ecu on a thumber of shots, the one today was my first ace with a backhand, so i have one backhand, one skip flick, one flick and one thumber, i better work on my tomahawk or i will never get another one, lol
MTL21676
Jan 30 2005, 10:19 PM
I hit 15's basket on all three shots today.
Yup, skipped it off the basket from the tee
Disc rolled 20 feet.
Hit basket on the putt
Tapped in for 3.
bschweberger
Jan 30 2005, 11:23 PM
Which Course?
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 12:06 AM
meadow
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 12:10 AM
Sweet, NICE 3
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 12:14 AM
yup it was awesome
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 12:18 AM
You beTTer get that puTT straightened out b4 Saturday.
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 12:33 AM
whats up on sat schweb?
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 12:37 AM
Mooky's Cup tourney in Yadkinville .
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 12:39 AM
sweet
jonvee
Jan 31 2005, 12:40 AM
Hey PJ team Zephyr junior has one ace this year, now its yours or max's turn
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 12:44 AM
GIT ER DUNN
jonvee
Jan 31 2005, 12:47 AM
hey schweb good luck in yadkinville, win it for GVDG and Trim if you will like they deserve it, lol
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 12:47 AM
i just wanted to say i had alot of fun at the ice bowl. it was my first one. even though Mtl gave me alot of crap. but he sucked as a caddy sence me droped pyg's putter in the middle of the fairway. but it was a blast. and scotty have a safe drive to FL. ...OH YEAH and thanks to my dubbles partner MAX. i hope that -16 down last awhile. so come get it ********. :D
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 12:49 AM
i had mine right be for the new year john
jonvee
Jan 31 2005, 12:49 AM
hey schweb good luck in yadkinville, win it for GVDG and Trim if you will like they deserve it, lol
if you feel like it i mean, i guess you can play for them to, lol
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 12:50 AM
good luck this weekend schewBB and MTL..
jonvee
Jan 31 2005, 12:51 AM
i had mine right be for the new year john
Yeah PJ but that was last year, its time for another, just get it at Rocky Mount, so you can get some money
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 12:55 AM
i'll try maybe i should just go for an ace run. maybe it will be at hole 10. or 12
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 01:00 AM
good luck this weekend schewBB and MTL..
Thanks PJ
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 01:05 AM
good luck this weekend schewBB and MTL..
Thanks PJ
word
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 01:07 AM
no prob guys. does someone know if this comeing up weekend is the next 3 rivers.
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 01:14 AM
yes sunday at farmington
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 01:17 AM
******* thats where i will be. and hopfully win my 4th 3 rivers.
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 01:24 AM
bagger
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 01:40 AM
can u talk
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 01:58 AM
anyone playing on monday?
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 02:12 AM
can u talk
yeah and I do alot
hey guys.....heard the ice bowl went really well, thats great you all brought in a good bit of money and food, congrats PJ and Schweb on winning your divisions
glad to hear you got an ace Jon... :)
Scott is on his way here to warm weather, he called and is in GA, he's ready to get to the warmer weather here and his sick wife.....take care guys and keep up the good work on the course it will a big change by the time I see it again....cant wait :cool:
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 02:24 AM
thanks cindy
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 02:49 AM
okay i had to say this sence i have seen a few do it. i was the 1800 reply
supperbagger
Jan 31 2005, 04:28 AM
hey screw u man
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 11:26 AM
******* thats where i will be. and hopfully win my 4th 3 rivers.
Bagger
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 11:31 AM
hey guys.....heard the ice bowl went really well, thats great you all brought in a good bit of money and food, congrats PJ and Schweb on winning your divisions
glad to hear you got an ace Jon... :)
Scott is on his way here to warm weather, he called and is in GA, he's ready to get to the warmer weather here and his sick wife.....take care guys and keep up the good work on the course it will a big change by the time I see it again....cant wait :cool:
Thanks Mrs ScoTTy, hope you feel beTTer soon.
so 3rivers is sunday the 6th? @ new rocky mount course?
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 11:52 AM
Word is Bond, B I N
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 03:26 PM
nicc post count number there Biggs.
i will be there to talk [*****] to all u disc golfers!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 04:48 PM
who are you
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 04:51 PM
MTL
and you?
i am............ a trash talker. big head freak.
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 06:25 PM
Just what we need another mullet who thinks he can talk.
seewhere
Jan 31 2005, 06:27 PM
yep just what we need another "ANON" talking crap. grow some balls and come out of hiding "the tazz"
bschweberger
Jan 31 2005, 06:46 PM
I know I cant stand people who dont have a pair, to put their own name on their profile.
scottfaison
Jan 31 2005, 06:49 PM
LOL now we have a C Ware sighting on our board...I haven't seen that guy since I was an am in 2000 and 2001..also I have a feeling that the tazz character is someone who recently heard about what the hater did..and if it is who I think it is they better stop or HazMat will kick their Princess like butt...
I know I cant stand people who dont have a pair, to put their own name on their profile.
lol a pair balls :D
seewhere
Jan 31 2005, 07:00 PM
what's up scotty how have things been going for you ? me not too bad. still working on my putting so I can get my rating up. :D
scottfaison
Jan 31 2005, 07:15 PM
Going well, getting back into playing more so I can do the tourney thing again...also working on the course when I am home..don't have to work too hard by myself since we have so many golfers that are working hard to make it a fun course...ok..it's warm here so I am out :)
they spinnin ***** they spinnin ***** they spinnin
otimechamp
Jan 31 2005, 11:33 PM
6 of us went down to florida to play the cross cannyon, all six placed in the top ten in our div! EOG, J clark, Monica,Gary G, J Land and Jeff Y all cashed :cool:Plus all the CTPS and the doubles cash, we basicaly took over brooksville.
Before you die you must go play that course, seriously you must go play that course. 27 of the biggest baddest holes on the planet! I threw a disc well over 800ft out there rocs would go 500! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: incredible course
who wants to play tomarrow?
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 11:34 PM
i will play after class - ill be out there around 3:30
otimechamp
Jan 31 2005, 11:34 PM
on more time GO PLAY THAT COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scottfaison
Jan 31 2005, 11:35 PM
I'll be playing tommorow too..just drive down 95 about 750 miles and take the exit for Tradewinds...I will be there with the #2 tag :cool:
otimechamp
Jan 31 2005, 11:37 PM
ok give me a call when you get out. I may not want to play for tags just goof of throw rollers and stuff
MTL21676
Jan 31 2005, 11:38 PM
well I gotta get back in golf shape this week - tournament plays starts again this weekend
otimechamp
Jan 31 2005, 11:39 PM
sorry scotty we already took over florida there is nothing left.
MTL savanah is stupid i agree :o
otimechamp
Jan 31 2005, 11:40 PM
i already gots 200 points me thinks
scottfaison
Jan 31 2005, 11:42 PM
sorry scotty we already took over florida there is nothing left.
LOL whatever J..it was done by NC way before you got there..you just got what was left over from '01 and 02... :)
scottfaison
Jan 31 2005, 11:43 PM
But I will still be at the course..just not the Meadow..go south about 30 degrees warmer..
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 12:05 AM
I told ya, that course is the sheezy.
eddie_ogburn
Feb 01 2005, 12:51 AM
Pared the Nipple. :D
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 12:58 AM
That is good, you must respect the nipple.
otimechamp
Feb 01 2005, 08:58 AM
the nipple got me once, i paid it back the next round
we are at a tie until next year
Respect the nipple.
Go for it!
jefferson
Feb 01 2005, 10:21 AM
i 2'd it the 1st round and lost respect for it, then it hit me with a circle 5 the 2nd round.... always maintain respect
Was that the Billy tree you got stuck in?
jefferson
Feb 01 2005, 10:32 AM
no, it was the f''n tree i got stuck in.... same as #27
Was that not the 1st tree on the right?
jefferson
Feb 01 2005, 10:45 AM
yep... the f'n tree
I thought the f'n tree was on the left.
My fault.
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 11:48 AM
Slippaz, where's your socks.
i'm calling The Tazz out....it's official dude!
MTL21676
Feb 01 2005, 01:35 PM
myself and Jay Clark will be at the Meadow at 3:30 - feel free to join us.
gimme a call if you are coming to join us (919) 389 - 5780
gimme a call if you are coming to join us (919) 389 - 5780
this isn't a dating service :)
i would love to disc it with u guys, but i gotta work. :(
beat him clark! you gotta get in his head and yell when he's teeing off!
this is for the big baller's in (g)vages there is a clear 2001 ce roc on ebay right now starting bid is $100.00
starting bid is 100.00$
how u gonna put the $ after the 100.00?
yyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!! (like lil' john)
yyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!! (like lil' john)
yyyeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!! (like lil'mus_) :p
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 02:54 PM
i'm calling The Tazz out....it's official dude!
He wont show his face.
I bet it gets more than $250
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 03:01 PM
I bet it gets more than $250
Prolly right, but Tazz is still a liTTle beotch.
i'm calling The Tazz out....it's official dude!
He wont show his face.
i know....what a pu55y :D
i know who TAZZ is but i cant say
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 04:05 PM
I know who it is to. But if he wants to be a ****** about it let him.
i know who TAZZ is but i cant say
OK here we go again. It was fun the 1st time but after the 20th time?
Come on guys be a little more original.
crotts
Feb 01 2005, 04:12 PM
OK here we go again. It was fun the 1st time but after the 20th time?
Come on guys be a little more original.
some people just dont like the original recipe, doesn't mean KFC makes bad food.
: ) :
OK here we go again. It was fun the 1st time but after the 20th time?
Come on guys be a little more original.
some people just dont like the original recipe, doesn't mean KFC makes bad food.
: ) :
i like KFC
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 04:26 PM
You mean Mullet mode.
You mean Mullet mode.
lol
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 04:39 PM
Full on Mo hawk Mullet mode.
what's up with a ride on sunday to RM?
any1 got extra room?
Slippaz, where's your socks.
Right where you left em'
**** dirty *** feets
bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 11:04 PM
Slippaz, where's your socks.
Right where you left em'
**** dirty *** feets
Find your home.
scottfaison
Feb 02 2005, 12:29 AM
FYI..I all ready called Tazz out and then called him..he said HazMat was mightier and he woul never show his face at The Meadow...was just trying to be funny but after that dreadful hater gig we dont want none of it here lol...also I threaten him with removal for the Jr squad. :)
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 12:37 AM
Word to the power of Hazmullet
scottfaison
Feb 02 2005, 12:41 AM
Thats Mr. Mullet to you SchweBB..and I might see you at Cross Canyon..not sure yet to watch or play..but want to see that course.
supperbagger
Feb 02 2005, 12:42 AM
NO!!!!!!! u could not take the Jr squad from him.
scottfaison
Feb 02 2005, 12:49 AM
And yeah..just checked the entry fees and that will be a no to playing the event considering I would have to get lodging too..but I will check that course out before I leave...
jonvee
Feb 02 2005, 12:51 AM
i vote to keep PJ on the junior squad, i need 2 teamates
your votes don't count anyway
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 01:21 AM
And yeah..just checked the entry fees and that will be a no to playing the event considering I would have to get lodging too..but I will check that course out before I leave...
ScoTTy you could prolly stay with me and McRee and KC's house.
otimechamp
Feb 02 2005, 06:45 AM
scotty go play even if you have to sleep under your car! take up shebbs offer go play that course!!!!!!!!
i say again to all GO PLAY THAT COURSE!!!!!
otimechamp
Feb 02 2005, 06:49 AM
whos going to bowling green? let me know im planning my trip MTL EOG jeffkozac and my self are planning the trip i heard jeb and sean are going as well. You would have to skip wilmington tourny,
supperbagger
Feb 02 2005, 01:31 PM
i will be at the course today around 3 today for anyone that will be out there.
who knows what time the super bowl starts on sunday?
eddie_ogburn
Feb 02 2005, 02:05 PM
who knows what time the super bowl starts on sunday?
I dont know but I start drinking around noon. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
thats right. EOG are you playing disc golf because there a party with a hot tub and free beer. yea i said FREE BEER
eddie_ogburn
Feb 02 2005, 02:12 PM
Hot tub and free beer??? Point me to it!
ok, i belive that the game starts a 6:30 3rivers in RMT should be done by 4:30 1 hr home, 1 hr to get ready, 12 hr drinking is it bad to plan your day around drinking /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
jebbeer
Feb 02 2005, 02:22 PM
We will be rolling deep to Rocky Mount Sunday morning. Hopefully we will be rolling deep to Bowling Green in April.
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 02:22 PM
Not playing the 3 Rivers at Rocky Mount?
jebbeer
Feb 02 2005, 02:23 PM
You playin on Sunday OG?
jebbeer
Feb 02 2005, 02:24 PM
You know if you win another event pro then you might win the series.
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 02:24 PM
ok, i belive that the game starts a 6:30 3rivers in RMT should be done by 4:30 1 hr home, 1 hr to get ready, 12 hr drinking is it bad to plan your day around drinking /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Never bad, as lon as it is not habitual.
eddie_ogburn
Feb 02 2005, 04:20 PM
You playin on Sunday OG?
Havent decided yet. Its a def possibility. Ya'll partying afterword?
easygreensinc
Feb 02 2005, 05:02 PM
J, I am definately going to bowling green, since it's pretty close. plus the entry fee is only 45$ for an a-tier, and anyone playing advanced at buckhorn is paying 43$.
by the way, congrats on playing well down in fla., as well as to the rest of the nc playa's that went.
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 05:38 PM
Sounds like a no brainer Gough.
otimechamp
Feb 02 2005, 06:03 PM
thats good im going to be camping at the KOA site. jeff kozack is comming with me.
flicknandkickn
Feb 02 2005, 08:48 PM
Who's everyone rootin' for in the Big Game? Who's going to win?
I'm a 49ers fan. :o1st pick, baby!!(At least we're first in somethin')
Not a Pats fan, just a Brady fan, kinda like when Barry Sanders played for the Lions. Brady reminds me of Montana.
Can't root against Brady and the Pats, so I won't. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
One
jebbeer
Feb 02 2005, 08:49 PM
Come on down OG, I'm sure there will be something going on. Bowling Green is going to be a definite. I might have a place to stay on the Kentucky-VA border, but I get the feeling that BG isn't close to there. I'd definitly look into camping. Thats where the party will be. If I come anyways. I'd like to see some more GV players represent in Kentucky. Open invite.And I might trek to Farm Life tommorrow if anyone is interested.
eddie_ogburn
Feb 02 2005, 08:54 PM
Come on down OG, I'm sure there will be something going on. Bowling Green is going to be a definite.
I'm in for both *******! BRING IT! GVDG&DEP4LIFE :D
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 09:31 PM
Come on down OG, I'm sure there will be something going on. Bowling Green is going to be a definite. I might have a place to stay on the Kentucky-VA border, but I get the feeling that BG isn't close to there. I'd definitly look into camping. Thats where the party will be. If I come anyways. I'd like to see some more GV players represent in Kentucky. Open invite.And I might trek to Farm Life tommorrow if anyone is interested.
You must not of seen the weather forecast for the next 2 days, rain and possible snow/sleet mix.
it's going to be 60 deg on sunday whooo, :D
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 09:59 PM
it's going to be 60 deg on sunday whooo, :D
but you still wont be at the 3 Rivers monthly in RM.
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 10:14 PM
why not
Cause you R scared to Compete.
you got to be F@cking kidding me :cool:
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 11:09 PM
you gots to work on your sentence structure. You are leaving words out of your comments.
easygreensinc
Feb 02 2005, 11:21 PM
Sounds like a no brainer Gough.
thats how i like them....
i was also planning on camping in bg. if we get together, then the camp site will be cheaper, since koa charges 20-30$ for one site, which can camp at least 6-8 people.
easygreensinc
Feb 02 2005, 11:23 PM
**** schweb, just noticed the post count....****.
bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 11:27 PM
**** schweb, just noticed the post count....****.
Leader, for a while. :eek: ;)
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bschweberger
Feb 02 2005, 11:34 PM
You are bored aren't you.
MTL21676
Feb 02 2005, 11:44 PM
Friends Online
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did I say you could add me to your list? :D
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 12:05 AM
Yes..go play tourneys, travel and represent..and don't be like the guy I had to play with today..all I can say is WOW..I have never thought about leaving a doubles round in the middle of it out of being so upset..if it had been my first time playing disc golf I would have thrown my disc in the lake and never played again..needled to say I will not be playing doubles at that course again or fear of being within hearing range of him and his loud, vulgar, obscene and irritating manners....no idea of courtesy...I know it was doubles but wow...I was wishing I was back at The Meadow..
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 12:08 AM
SchweBB, more than likely I wont play Canyon because of cash funds for the entry fee (sponsors feel free to solicit me), that weekend is also the weekend before Valentines so Me and Mrs Scotty might be doing something..also saving my money for the next week when her brother and his wife come into town and we are doing things...let me know when you are planning to get there and maybe I can meet ya for a round...
supperbagger
Feb 03 2005, 01:08 AM
that sucks scotty
Yes..go play tourneys, travel and represent..and don't be like the guy I had to play with today..all I can say is WOW..I have never thought about leaving a doubles round in the middle of it out of being so upset..if it had been my first time playing disc golf I would have thrown my disc in the lake and never played again..needled to say I will not be playing doubles at that course again or fear of being within hearing range of him and his loud, vulgar, obscene and irritating manners....no idea of courtesy...I know it was doubles but wow...I was wishing I was back at The Meadow..
there is an mtl in florida???
otimechamp
Feb 03 2005, 07:20 AM
scotty: you are probbly better off not playing the tourny. joe g is so retarted that if you cash, or in shwebbs case (when he wins) beacuse he wouldnt let nc down like that, you will owe money. the cross canyon was the first tourny i played that it paid better to lose :mad:let me list some of his antics:
1. he payed the advanced women max weight overstable drivers!
2. the winners got a tool set and boom box
3. second got a pul behinde golf cart for discs ( thanks to gary g and his wierd style he fell in love with stupid thing and bought it off of me.
oh i could go on and on!
anyway the course is the best i have ever played and in up to 30 courses now! so go play a rond @ least.
knock um dead shwebb!
otimechamp
Feb 03 2005, 07:22 AM
boy i cant spell you can tell i went to ecu!
He knows better than to [*****] with there $.
jonvee
Feb 03 2005, 11:54 AM
Hey Bert make a post on whether or not your going to Rocky Mount on Sunday, or i will call later and find out
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 01:36 PM
there is an mtl in florida???
Not hardly..MTL may talk but he knows when to be quiet..and MTL doesnt drop the F word 3 times in each sentence and also around older couples walking around the park...if this would have been a doubles in Greenville, he would have been asked to leave...
supperbagger
Feb 03 2005, 03:34 PM
well maybe this is a sign u need to come back to G-ville.
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 03:54 PM
LOL no can do..Mrs Scotty is here so I am staying..also the weather is nice and a lot to do in Florida this time of year...like Jimmy Buffet said.."The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful" (thats my song to Princess)
crotts
Feb 03 2005, 04:33 PM
Just the other day I found myself riding a bus, destination: unknown. In my hands to my surprise I found a book of clich�s. Suddenly the bus pulled to a stop that was not marked on the route. I expected the bus driver to be picking up another homeless drunk to drive around all night. But much to my surprise an older man with the first red �fro I have ever seen jumped onto the bus with uncharacteristic energy only matched by his green and orange suit. He had flaming red hair combed into a big �fro that left me with the impression he was someone I knows cousin. In his hand was a clipboard and at this point I got bored and started reading a rather good clich� from my new found book.
Several minutes passed and I looked up again to find the eccentrically dressed man walking up and down the aisle talking to people and marking on his clipboard.
Finally he approached me and forcefully asked my name.
Angrily I responded, �Friar Tuck, ******.� The stutter was apparent but he seemed not to notice. Scrolling over the clipboard he took a momentary pause and looked at me with a new found smile upon his face.
I noticed the gap and I noticed the yellow but something deep inside said this was no time for an Austin Powers routine. Suddenly the bus jumped and my book of clich�s fell to the floor.
�You Sir are just the man we�ve been looking for.� A sentence he completed in two long exhales of CO2 that could clearly have been completed in one. Clearly this man had a mind for drama and didn�t realize he needed professional training.
In an instant he reached into his pants and removed a large rubber stamp that quickly removed all the romance from the scene. So that�s how desk clerks get all the chicks I quietly thought to myself.
The strange man then proceeded to put a stamp of arcane figures on my hand. It was a good thing the man was quick because at that instant a man threw him out the window muttering something about no ticket and the lady behind me handed back my book of clich�s that had slide on the floor.
I sat on the bus for hours afterwards studying the strange stamp as the bus repeatedly went past my stop. I couldn�t move, the peculiarity of today�s events had completely drained my energy.
The stamp was not at all special, rather conforming and business like. Simply four letters and a period. TZJr.
I instantly recognized the organization the stamp boringly represented, I had sent off to become a member months ago along with four cereal box ends and a signed check from my parents. I sat on the bus as a new mood set upon me that in no way reflected today�s events: dissatisfaction. Other clubs send out decoder rings to new members I told myself, surely the club gives a good show with initiation but stamps always fade.
The days wore on heavily and the stamp never faded till one day I saw a change. The stamp wasn�t fading, it was melting and as it melted it began to get absorbed into my skin.
Now the stamp is gone and I feel a new power burning, deep inside me, � I have found it,� I told myself �the light, the answers, they are all before me and I have the power.� And in that instant it passed from me. Gas.
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easygreensinc
Feb 03 2005, 04:53 PM
good story friar.
WOW i just wasted 3mins and 34 sec of my life good story
Just the other day I found myself riding a bus, destination: unknown. In my hands to my surprise I found a book of clich�s. Suddenly the bus pulled to a stop that was not marked on the route. I expected the bus driver to be picking up another homeless drunk to drive around all night. But much to my surprise an older man with the first red �fro I have ever seen jumped onto the bus with uncharacteristic energy only matched by his green and orange suit. He had flaming red hair combed into a big �fro that left me with the impression he was someone I knows cousin. In his hand was a clipboard and at this point I got bored and started reading a rather good clich� from my new found book.
Several minutes passed and I looked up again to find the eccentrically dressed man walking up and down the aisle talking to people and marking on his clipboard.
Finally he approached me and forcefully asked my name.
Angrily I responded, �Friar Tuck, ******.� The stutter was apparent but he seemed not to notice. Scrolling over the clipboard he took a momentary pause and looked at me with a new found smile upon his face.
I noticed the gap and I noticed the yellow but something deep inside said this was no time for an Austin Powers routine. Suddenly the bus jumped and my book of clich�s fell to the floor.
�You Sir are just the man we�ve been looking for.� A sentence he completed in two long exhales of CO2 that could clearly have been completed in one. Clearly this man had a mind for drama and didn�t realize he needed professional training.
In an instant he reached into his pants and removed a large rubber stamp that quickly removed all the romance from the scene. So that�s how desk clerks get all the chicks I quietly thought to myself.
The strange man then proceeded to put a stamp of arcane figures on my hand. It was a good thing the man was quick because at that instant a man threw him out the window muttering something about no ticket and the lady behind me handed back my book of clich�s that had slide on the floor.
I sat on the bus for hours afterwards studying the strange stamp as the bus repeatedly went past my stop. I couldn�t move, the peculiarity of today�s events had completely drained my energy.
The stamp was not at all special, rather conforming and business like. Simply four letters and a period. TZJr.
I instantly recognized the organization the stamp boringly represented, I had sent off to become a member months ago along with four cereal box ends and a signed check from my parents. I sat on the bus as a new mood set upon me that in no way reflected today�s events: dissatisfaction. Other clubs send out decoder rings to new members I told myself, surely the club gives a good show with initiation but stamps always fade.
The days wore on heavily and the stamp never faded till one day I saw a change. The stamp wasn�t fading, it was melting and as it melted it began to get absorbed into my skin.
Now the stamp is gone and I feel a new power burning, deep inside me, � I have found it,� I told myself �the light, the answers, they are all before me and I have the power.� And in that instant it passed from me. Gas.
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holy sh1t.....that's fu[k1ng hilarious :D :D
bschweberger
Feb 03 2005, 05:09 PM
WOW i just wasted 3mins and 34 sec of my life good story
I just wasted 2 mins. :eek: :D
crotts
Feb 03 2005, 05:11 PM
I just wasted 2 mins. :eek: :D
ever think you were gonna be on the opposite end of that line?
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bschweberger
Feb 03 2005, 05:13 PM
I just wasted 2 mins. :eek: :D
ever think you were gonna be on the opposite end of that line?
: ) :
What line ?
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 07:16 PM
WOW..im speechless..now a few words from our sponsor...
otimechamp
Feb 03 2005, 07:58 PM
this thread gets more and more retarted every day. i hate my self for loving it
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 08:51 PM
Its like a dirt guilty pleasure...like me being excited over my post count name changing..
otimechamp
Feb 03 2005, 08:58 PM
so true so true even third in the world has the addiction! Is there any hope for us :confused:
bschweberger
Feb 03 2005, 09:04 PM
so true so true even third in the world has the addiction! Is there any hope for us :confused:
No hope whatsoever.
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 09:22 PM
Do I even want to know how SchweBB's post count got so high in the past week? You do know there is a difference between an addiction and a hobby right? I was just wondering because I dont....boy these crackers make me thirsty..
scottfaison
Feb 03 2005, 09:37 PM
http://www.nike.com/usa/nikesphere/
H'OK..funny ads..
Running in the cold..so much of the suck...
I GOT MUDBUTT!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!
:o
supperbagger
Feb 04 2005, 12:09 AM
i think that the story should get the Oprah's book of the month club award. :D
That fu[king story sucked go back to elamentary school u crazzy a@@ hole!!!!!
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 12:18 AM
The Tazz the spazz shows his maturity level again.
grateful24655
Feb 04 2005, 09:09 AM
Yo! I think that tomorrow will be a pleasant day in Farm Life to warm up for Farmington, if anyone is interested. I think that I'm gonna head up to the BG too. Clark, Greens, Mus, Jolly, OG, and the Wop. Anyone else going or are we the only one willing to put Greenville back on the disc golf map???
grateful24655
Feb 04 2005, 09:12 AM
Oh yeah, SchweBB. What in the heck have you been up to man. I can tell by the post count you been up here alot. You interested in a little Farm Life Sat.? Anxious to give your money to me on Sunday??
otimechamp
Feb 04 2005, 09:21 AM
mtl is talking about bowling green, gary g and jeff kozack also. im going to be camping at the koa, its so much cheaper than a hotel. you should try to talk all of the greenville ams into going. b-dub, pj, he hate me, they have an intermediate bracket. pump it up it will be te biggest am field besides worlds!
otimechamp
Feb 04 2005, 10:24 AM
come play buckhorn next weekend unless gvdg is scared :eek:
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 10:27 AM
Oh yeah, SchweBB. What in the heck have you been up to man. I can tell by the post count you been up here alot. You interested in a little Farm Life Sat.? Anxious to give your money to me on Sunday??
If I wasn't playing in Mooky's Cup, I would but the sanctioned event calls. Time to make the donuts.
come play buckhorn next weekend unless gvdg is scared :eek:
**** man....U know i would come play but i got other things to do like work and school, i can only play one of these upcoming tourneys and U know i'm going to the knapp :cool:
so quit hatin' clark :mad:
jonvee
Feb 04 2005, 12:47 PM
hasnt anyone realized yet that SchweBB's post count is broke, he aint made 7000 post in a week
jonvee
Feb 04 2005, 12:50 PM
Yo! I think that tomorrow will be a pleasant day in Farm Life to warm up for Farmington, if anyone is interested. I think that I'm gonna head up to the BG too. Clark, Greens, Mus, Jolly, OG, and the Wop. Anyone else going or are we the only one willing to put Greenville back on the disc golf map???
Yo Wop i would love to go to BG, but april is sucky for me, cause that is my last month of school, so im gonna be busting my [*****] so i can graduate, but next year it is a good possibility
gonna be busting my [*****] so i can graduate
can't u at least spell the word wrong...i'm tired of seeing [*****] and sometimes having to figure out what the hell u r saying
examples:
sh1t
fu[k
a55
etc.
:D:cool:
either that or just leave the sh1t out of your sentence
supperbagger
Feb 04 2005, 04:23 PM
[*****] the *****
who's the [*****] and why do you want [*****] him?
supperbagger
Feb 04 2005, 05:05 PM
i was talking about that mus and john were talking about.
I know
I was just playing along.
crotts
Feb 04 2005, 05:18 PM
***** yeah
: ) :
scottfaison
Feb 04 2005, 05:19 PM
either that or just leave the sh1t out of your sentence
Or maybe, hey call me crazy, just dont use the words at all..no that would be impossible for some to use other terms ...after what I had to deal with this week I am trying to make a better effort in my choice of words and its not a bad idea for others to do the same.. so gee willickers there Flanders :)
[.. so gee willickers there Flanders :)
[/QUOTE]
hey what he said...gosh dang it
eddie_ogburn
Feb 04 2005, 05:48 PM
dag nabbit
crotts
Feb 04 2005, 05:58 PM
mother f....
no wait, that's not right, no not right at all.
hey, where am i?
i want my mommy
: ) :
flicknandkickn
Feb 04 2005, 07:12 PM
Who's everyone rootin' for in the Big Game? Who's going to win?
I'm a 49ers fan. :o1st pick, baby!!(At least we're first in somethin')
Not a Pats fan, just a Brady fan, kinda like when Barry Sanders played for the Lions. Brady reminds me of Montana.
Can't root against Brady and the Pats, so I won't. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
One
I guess nobody gives a rat's about the Super Bowl... :confused: :(
go EAGLES, party at my house after 3rivers call if you want to come.
flicknandkickn
Feb 04 2005, 07:20 PM
Thanks Biggs!! :D
otimechamp
Feb 04 2005, 08:15 PM
sorry mus dont want to discourage you! anyone else for buckhorn next weekend?
scottfaison
Feb 04 2005, 09:43 PM
I want a good game..if I had to choose I would say Eagles since they are NFC and because my wife is a big time Brady/Pats hater (remember the whole tuck ruling against the Raiders a few years back..well shes a Raiders fan but I still love her)..so that would be my pick..but if I was a betting man I might have to put money on Bellicheck...
scottfaison
Feb 04 2005, 09:43 PM
Speaking of sports, lets do a NCAA tourney bracket pool when the time comes..sounds good?
scottfaison
Feb 04 2005, 09:48 PM
Also it looks as if March 19 will be the date for the March Mando Madness Monthly...this is due to the weekends before it ( Earlewood then AM Crosstown)..also the weekend after is Easter weekend...or you folks can make a trip to Ft Lauderdale and play in a PDGA tourney at Tradewinds..just you have to find your own place to crash :)
j clark.....i hear youve gotten better at disc golf......im gonna be at buckhorn next weekend.....you should see how good ive gotten.....watch for me at the top of the leader board in advanced on sunday.....********
easygreensinc
Feb 04 2005, 11:38 PM
anyone else for buckhorn next weekend?
i'll be there otime...i think my roomate, jb, and I are going to try and get there early friday to get in a round if you're interested.
Speaking of sports, lets do a NCAA tourney bracket pool when the time comes..sounds good?
oh yea its on ********.....University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.......if they are not picked as your winner....ive won ********
anyone else for buckhorn next weekend?
i'll be there otime...i think my roomate, jb, and I are going to try and get there early friday to get in a round if you're interested.
anyone who will be out at buckhorn on friday let me know....ive got friday off of work and will be out at the course....to all of those who know i throw only white discs....i might change that for hole 17.......im bringing 2 colored orcs....i cant make it from the longs....but im going for it both rounds from the shorts.....score be damned
easygreensinc
Feb 04 2005, 11:45 PM
j has definately upped his game...putts like a mad man.
we should definately roll deep to bowling green, and anyone looking to break up the trip, can stay here thurs. night. we'll be heading out friday morning. then again, you could make the drive in one day, its only like 8-10 hours, i think...
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 11:46 PM
hasnt anyone realized yet that SchweBB's post count is broke, he aint made 7000 post in a week
WTFE, why you gots to be a hater
easygreensinc
Feb 04 2005, 11:47 PM
yeah mills, i think we may be getting there around 2, hopefully.
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 11:47 PM
either that or just leave the sh1t out of your sentence
Why the *** you gots to swear anyways.
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 11:49 PM
[.. so gee willickers there Flanders :)
hey what he said...gosh dang it
[/QUOTE]yeah, yall gots to watch your fuking language.
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 11:51 PM
Speaking of sports, lets do a NCAA tourney bracket pool when the time comes..sounds good?
Bring it Faison.
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 11:52 PM
Speaking of sports, lets do a NCAA tourney bracket pool when the time comes..sounds good?
oh yea its on ********.....University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.......if they are not picked as your winner....ive won ********
Fair weather punk.
bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 11:54 PM
anyone else for buckhorn next weekend?
i'll be there otime...i think my roomate, jb, and I are going to try and get there early friday to get in a round if you're interested.
anyone who will be out at buckhorn on friday let me know....ive got friday off of work and will be out at the course....to all of those who know i throw only white discs....i might change that for hole 17.......im bringing 2 colored orcs....i cant make it from the longs....but im going for it both rounds from the shorts.....score be damned
Sellout, if you cant stick with what got you there, then stay home you albino punk.
scottfaison
Feb 04 2005, 11:55 PM
Oh..its all ready been brough girlfriend...ok that was my "Bring It On" impersonation..but yeah lets do a bracket in March for the tourney...
you can kiss my a55 ******....you can be born ccp...raised dep...play for TTrim...and never be as true to your team as i am to my tarheels....like you said....you dont know the conditions so you can just shut the hell up for once and let mtl catch up some
jonvee
Feb 04 2005, 11:57 PM
hasnt anyone realized yet that SchweBB's post count is broke, he aint made 7000 post in a week
WTFE, why you gots to be a hater
Ill be bringing the hate sunday at RM, so if you spot me 15 strokes, i bet i beat you
hasnt anyone realized yet that SchweBB's post count is broke, he aint made 7000 post in a week
WTFE, why you gots to be a hater
Ill be bringing the hate sunday at RM, so if you spot me 15 strokes, i bet i beat you
jon......he is good but not that good.....your a great player....i woulda given schweb 14 :eek:
eddie_ogburn
Feb 05 2005, 12:03 AM
....you can be born ccp...raised dep...
Dont confuse him with me now.
bschweberger
Feb 05 2005, 12:04 AM
you can kiss my a55 ******....you can be born ccp...raised dep...play for TTrim...and never be as true to your team as i am to my tarheels....like you said....you dont know the conditions so you can just shut the hell up for once and let mtl catch up some
MtL, he aint got a rats chance in he11 of catchin' the Jugs of Rum
....you can be born ccp...raised dep...
Dont confuse him with me now.
i was just thinking of what people had in their signatures....nothin bad to you.....just first thing that popped in my head....but i did forget to mention bofa
bschweberger
Feb 05 2005, 12:14 AM
you gorgot to mention them because bofa were in your mouth
supperbagger
Feb 05 2005, 01:41 AM
see u fu[kers on sunday.
sorry mus dont want to discourage you! anyone else for buckhorn next weekend?
it's cool man...you know i like talkin' junk to u clark
and since u live in C.A.R.Y. i have to do it online :D
otimechamp
Feb 05 2005, 07:54 AM
i hope all of the gvdg comes to buckhorn, that way there wont be any spots for the radl guys to cash. thanks for all the props on my game. im there yet, one day shwebb will be saying :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: and want to be my caddy then ill know i have arrived.
mus you can talk trash as much as you can.
friday is a good day to go out to the course i can meet everyone out there. call me up 919 427 6932
bschweberger
Feb 05 2005, 07:57 AM
One day, not in the very near future.
crotts
Feb 05 2005, 10:52 AM
the effects of aging
scary
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