Was that funny At-duff?? You just worry about staying off DFL.. :eek: :D



Don't get bent there young-un. What I was laughing at was how many times people ask Gary questions about the bonus this and bonus that.

Although, now that I think about it, the part about you playing Pro was pretty dam funny. :)

There was a post by Chris, not sure where, but he said that this year as apposed to last year- points would count even if you played diff. divisons. I also think that it talks abut that on Tx.10 webst. under "bonus"

Was that funny At-duff?? You just worry about staying off DFL.. :eek: :D



Don't get bent there young-un. What I was laughing at was how many times people ask Gary questions about the bonus this and bonus that.

Although, now that I think about it, the part about you playing Pro was pretty dam funny. :)


Ouch.... That one went straight to the putter.. :D;)

points are diff. all togather from "money"

Hey Puttwood doesn't PT need to be on your list now?? :D

Aren't you gonna field this one Baldguy ?

Here is the breakdown again, and I will have to find time to get it on the web page soon or it is gonna drive me crazy.

Does anyone remember Duke's Dinkers from last year?

This was a prize I sponsored for those memorable, but less than desirable things that happen on the golf course. I guess it didn't get rave reviews. This year I am sponsoring a the first $500 of the bonus points program instead of the Duke's Dinkers.

<font size="5">The <font color="red">Bonus Points</font> have nothing to do with the<font color="green"> Bonus Money</font></font>

G-dub, young Mr. Bling has a permanent spot on my list. I just haven't been able to move him over to the "Been there, done that" column yet.

If I were you' I'd be focusing on which side of that ledger you're about to find yourself on. :)

only shows 4 signed up so far :confused:



You want a bet Gary what the end number will be? Better yet why don't be start a bet for the time I close signups and fill. Nearest hour and day wins a 24 Hour Marathon Pack!

Day:?
Hour:?

4 signed up now, 11 days to go...oh no :o

Aren't you gonna field this one Baldguy ?

Here is the breakdown again, and I will have to find time to get it on the web page soon or it is gonna drive me crazy.

Does anyone remember Duke's Dinkers from last year?

This was a prize I sponsored for those memorable, but less than desirable things that happen on the golf course. I guess it didn't get rave reviews. This year I am sponsoring a the first $500 of the bonus points program instead of the Duke's Dinkers.

<font size="5">The <font color="red">Bonus Points</font> have nothing to do with the<font color="green"> Bonus Money</font></font>


ha.. Duke settle down man.. SLAP. SLAP.. Get a hold of yourself man!! I was letting WOODY know that BONUS MONEY and BONUS POINTS were 2 diff. things.. Woody was trying to help me out, but he was talking about "points" were I was talking about "money".. HAHAHAHAHA :D

Next Wednesday @9:30 PM. Of course it all depends on when Ben calls you with all of the Titledisc entries

I see 27 signed up, what are you looking at ?

G-dub, young Mr. Bling has a permanent spot on my list. I just haven't been able to move him over to the "Been there, done that" column yet.


:D:D:Dhahaha.. YET..hahaha :D

I say full by Friday 7-9-04 at 9:36am

Wed 7/7/04 10:35 PM

27 for the whole tourny and 4 OMB's on the ZT10 website.
my guess would be Wed the 7th at noonish. :D

Not your usual suspects. We should be looking at at least a dozen if we can get them to register before the thing fills.

Jack, Kevin and myself all signed up over a week ago, maybe Ben hasen't told any one yet.

I'll be there. :)

Talked with Chris a while ago, and there's more OMB's than what's showing on the list right now.

I predict we'll have at least 20.

I say the event will fill by Noon Thursday 7/8/04

I'm gonna say Friday 7/9 at 6:00pm. I think too many people are SKEERED

I have a wedding to attend. Hate to miss Z-Tx10 Waco. Even without me :D, it will fill on Friday 7/9 @ 5:45pm

Friday 7/9/04 at 2pm is my guess and 18 OMBs. :D

It is just the hour and not exact minutes :confused:?

Thursday 7/8 at 3pm

(By the way, that is my birthday ;))

(By the way, that is my birthday



that is when you become Immature Roc instead of Kid Roc :D;)

How about July 10th. 8am :eek:

That Jay Bitner's sneaky. Watch him...

How about 150 players...

I want it to fill of course..but there aren't many Waco Players...just all of us that are part of the rolling thunder :)

Twisted, myself and Krell will be in Friday afternoon or earlier...Atwood...what is this Bald Guy bet...I am sure I want in

(By the way, that is my birthday



that is when you become Immature Roc instead of Kid Roc :D;)



Colin, wanna play this week?

He wants double or nothing from our last Waco bet, which I won handily.

We're now up to 12 Ziggy's, $10 and I can't remember how many hamburgers (4?), on the line for the 10th.

You don't want none of this, Murphy. I'll beat you like you stole somethin'.

Only 5 days to go until the start of the Tour de France.

Click here to vote for Lance in the ESPN Espy Awards.
http://espn.go.com/espy2004/s/04nomineesindex.html

The Waco players update will come late on Wednesday. I have been busy working on the Marathon events today and tomorrow.

Go Lance!

12 pack for 12 pack...I'll pass on the food...just beat you for the day...done!!!! :o

You won't be called Sir at the end of that day...madame ( get ready for your skirt practice)

Whoa there young feller, I didn't say anything about letting you in!

Okay, if you insist, I'll drink your beer too.

Straight up, 2 rounds in Waco. I may just walk away from the Beast with a case! WooHoo. Better bring my cooler.

Always fun to wager what we will drink with friends either way... just I get mine for free this time.....though..you did have a little practice last week and I had a case of the B&F putts on #17 last weekend...thanks to Chris's OB lines :D

Where was the fence

I can't believe that L'Alpe d'Huez is a 15k time trial this year. That ain't right.
http://www.letour.fr/2004/presentationus/profil16.html

L'Alpe d'HuezStage may have shrunk, but stage 13 is gonna hurt somebody this year.
http://www.letour.fr/2004/presentationus/profil13.html

Stage 17 has some nice climbs, but doesn't look like a really good break away stage.
http://www.letour.fr/2004/presentationus/profil17.html

And would you believe the longest stage of the tour will be a mountain stage?
http://www.letour.fr/2004/presentationus/profil10.html

How about Friday the 9th at 9p.m.
Go Lance! :)

Hey J is Nate gonna be in waco?
If so, tell him I said to bring some of his Lubbock boys.
Well pre-Rowlett whatever boys. "The more, the more$"
Tee Hee. :D

Hey J is Nate gonna be in waco?
If so, tell him I said to bring some of his Lubbock boys.
Well pre-Rowlett whatever boys. "The more, the more$"
Tee Hee. :D


Woody.... :confused: I think you need to save the "Tee Hee's" for the chicks. I don't ever want to see you post that here again!! :p :DSave lines like that for.... I don't know, maybe Madame Atwood? :eek: :o:D

My "pre rowlett boys " are scared , they know if i bet the socks off of them every time we play, that they have no chance in the show. :D

Hey J is Nate gonna be in waco?
If so, tell him I said to bring some of his Lubbock boys.
Well pre-Rowlett whatever boys. "The more, the more$"
Tee Hee. :D


Woody.... :confused: I think you need to save the "Tee Hee's" for the chicks. I don't ever want to see you post that here again!! :p :DSave lines like that for.... I don't know, maybe Madame Atwood? :eek: :o:D




You're pushing my buttons, junior.

:D:D

You're pushing my buttons, junior.



I thought that was the point of this board... all about pushing Madame Atwwod's buttons

Now boys, leave Miss Hackwood alone.

Well, in PT Barnum's case, he's allowed. I haven't been able to shut him up on the course, so he continues to smack.

In your case, I think you should wait on the madame crap until you don't owe me money and beer from getting your arse spanked on the course. ;)

Sir Spank Alot

Yea I figured there was a good reason I had'nt seen them so far this season. :cool:
Regardless I'm ready for Wacko, hope you are 2! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
No DFL'S :o
Tell the "girls" up there in Red Raider land I said wuz up and to get their skirts off and come chunks some discs! :D

I like that, G-dub. Spankalot, its who I am, its what I do.

Oh, and you're next by the way.

And as for you Geraldine, Miss Hackwood has a lil' sumpin' sumpin' for you in Waco too. :)

Hey J is Nate gonna be in waco?
If so, tell him I said to bring some of his Lubbock boys.
Well pre-Rowlett whatever boys. "The more, the more$"
Tee Hee. :D


Woody.... :confused: I think you need to save the "Tee Hee's" for the chicks. I don't ever want to see you post that here again!! :p :DSave lines like that for.... I don't know, maybe Madame Atwood? :eek: :o:D


O.K. Tee Hee was a bad choice of letters, I would have said
HA HA. But I thought that sounded kind of "Dr. Evil"-ish :D Won't let It happen again. You'r right thats something the "Maddame" would say! ;)
-did you call me last night?

Coors Light for me :DYou are going to have to get a huge truck to bring all that beer with ya.. Not sure you have ever beat me in a tourny :eek:

I like that, G-dub. Spankalot, its who I am, its what I do.



Miss Hackwood, please keep to yourself those sort of lewd comments about how you spend your spare time

Oh, you gonna get froggy now too, Jer-O-Mee?

Let's see, Live Oak ZT10 I beat you 5 strokes from longer pads and by 21 strokes in Witchita Falls.

You want some in Waco too?

You'r right, no excuse for my sh%*y performance in those 2 tourns. But I'm on my game now! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
So what was you'r excuse for Arlington? Too- hot! :eek:
I shot 7 over for the day, compare that to the rest of the feild. Wacko- long tee's or not I'll make a showing. :cool:
And when I move to Advanced soon and you'r still there you can put you'r $ where you'r "skirt" I mean mouth is! :D

Woody I think he was practicing that spankalot thing and replyed to you about the comment I made, come on Atwood get your ***** together... :D

It's all good, and all in fun!
he made a valid point, I just want it to be known that I'm not the same player from 3 or 4 months ago. :p

I was just wondering why Mrs. Atwood isn't showing up to any of the TX10 tourneys I've been in recently, but then I went and compared our scores at the two we did play in this year... not pretty, Mark... not pretty at all. :eek: :D :D:cool:

No G-dub, I was replying to his jumping on this "madame" bandwagon crap!

"When I play Advanced..."
"When I get better..."
"When i don't suck...."

Come on Jer-O-Mee, don't be a'skeert. Why not put my money where your mouth is right now? Huh? I can't hear you? What?

Cameron East we all play the same tees, even you Rec guys. Except maybe you won't have to throw across the water on #6, not sure on that one.

How 'bout this, since you like to call me madame too. I'll give you 5 strokes on the Beast, even if you have a short tee on #6. You win, I'll split my winnings from Josh and Murphy with ya or buy you a 6-pack, whichever is greater (The smart money is on my winnings). And you can call me madame all you like.

If I win you don't have to pay me or buy me any beer.

All you have to do is write the following in your signature and leave it there for one month:

"Sir Mark Atwood is a real man and I wanna be just like him when I grow up."

Your serve.

And yes, it is all good and its all in fun.

Now get on the Beast and try to rock someone. :D

You'r on Maddame Atwood!
Only one stipulation, along w/ what you said, any time you adress me you call me Sir Woody!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Thanx,
"fellin froggy" :p

actually, Chris mentioned someting about the recs playing a few shorter tees on the East course. namely #6 and #16, possibly a couple more. He might get to play the shorts, but I'm signed up for MA1, so we'll be playing all the same tees again. Just be prepared for the agony of defeat... but I guess you're used to that :eek:

You'r on Maddame Atwood!
Only one stipulation, along w/ what you said, any time you adress me you call me Sir Woody!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Thanx,
"fellin froggy" :p



As you wish, Mr. Fly.

Sincerely,
The Spider

You'r on Maddame Atwood!
Only one stipulation, along w/ what you said, any time you adress me you call me Sir Woody!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Thanx,
"fellin froggy" :p


You may be cute but you'r no "Saint" :D

Well a short tee on #16 does change things a bit. That's a few strokes on one hole even if played well from the longs.

I'll talk to the Aussie and find out.

As for you Baldy, it seems you have selective memory. The one of us that has most recently tasted the agony of defeat from the other is YOU!

Wow.. This is a trip.. All the smack talk... It's all towards "The Gr8 Atwood"... :DEveryone must think you are down... because they are "kicking you while your down" It makes me want to root for the underdog, unless he is up against me, in which case I will join in on the kicking!! :D:D
I cannot wait for Waco.. In Tx10 last year, my best score was 5 down for the day.(-7=Cameron,+2=Beast)I am hoping to tame the Beast and shoot her even this time. I will be playing in the Pro division for this one.. See what I've got. I wonder if THEY are ready??
Woody- Are you skipping Intermediate? Above you said soon you would be in the Advanced field!! Does "soon" = quickly after you move up to Inter.??
Mark- call me if you need some help with the BEER truck!! :D:D

+2 On the Beast is some good golf, buddy. +10 Is my best tourney round there and +7 casual.

I may need a truck to get all that beer back to the Big B, you're right.

As for you Baldy, it seems you have selective memory. The one of us that has most recently tasted the agony of defeat from the other is YOU!



one loss out of about 5 or 6 PDGA tournaments we've played in together is not so bad. I might be the most recent loser, but you're certainly the most prolific!

Yeah, but I'm getting better. ;)

How 'bout this, since you like to call me madame too. I'll give you 5 strokes on the Beast, even if you have a short tee on #6. You win, I'll split my winnings from Josh and Murphy with ya or buy you a 6-pack, whichever is greater (The smart money is on my winnings). And you can call me madame all you like.



You won't be winning anythign off me...so you might bring your wallet

me too :cool:

it's notable that I needed to be in the throws of a full-on upper-respiratory infection for you to finally beat me. I'm feeling much better now, Madam. :D

Oh, BTW I'll be at LOSO. I hope you have a spot reserved for me. too bad you're gonna be running the event though. It would be a chance for me to kick your arse TWICE in July! :p

How 'bout this, since you like to call me madame too. I'll give you 5 strokes on the Beast, even if you have a short tee on #6. You win, I'll split my winnings from Josh and Murphy with ya or buy you a 6-pack, whichever is greater (The smart money is on my winnings). And you can call me madame all you like.



You won't be winning anythign off me...so you might bring your wallet



And now, a look into the future of how Murphy will react when shockingly the above prediction fails him miserably...




































http://mrnick.binary9.net/images/Fat_Kid.gif

P.T.
Yes I'ts time for me to move to Int. however unlike some people-no names, I do not plan on staying there very long at all! It is a thought of skipping Int. but there would have to be a couple of slight changes in my game for the better, in wich in my opinnion happens every time I play.
As for the "Old Ladies" let them keep kicking!!
Thats about all their gonna do! :mad:

Oh...don't temp me to bring back the fat kid :D

So does this mean you are going to play Int. in waco or you still gone play from the shot pad division :Dsounds to me like the pond might be scaring you just a bit.

What pond? There's a pond there? I never noticed.

Just a 200ft puddle

Oh...don't temp me to bring back the fat kid :D



hmm... dancing fat kid or Ralph Wiggum... trying to decide which is funnier is like trying to get marka to admit he sucks. it can't be done!

Geraldine?

Do you really want to get into it with me? You might be able to sneak one by on your little home course, but the Beast?

You are just lucky that we won't be on the same card when we get to the Beast. If I was trying to work you, you'd be ready to quit disc golf before you finished the round. :cool:

OMG! You guys are something else. My life would be considerably more boring if I didn't have ya'll to keep it interesting. ;)

Just remember to let me "borrow" some of that beer ya'll keep bragging about.

Always have a cold one for Susan :)

On another Note..Chris...which course will bring your partner doubles be held on Friday?

To the best of my knowledge,

Sir Atwood and I will be presenting bring your partner doubles on the Beast with Golden Teeth Friday. The OB lines and tees will remain in place, but ignored for the TX10 and then played Sunday for the LSDGA Invititional.

Except for the low wall around #5's basket. I guess that will have to come down for the TX10.

EXCELLENT news....Team OCDG will be there...Frankie..find yourself a partner

OCDG ?

Frank and I will be glad to show you around the course Friday if he can get there in time.

OCDG ?

Frank and I will be glad to show you around the course Friday if he can get there in time.



Oklahama City Dallas Golf or Obessesive Compulsive Disc Golfers (probably more towards the 2nd one :D)

We hope to be there around 2-3pm would be my guess...I'll know more in a few days

That should make a really interesting doubles course.

Are we offering 3 divisions or what? Can I play? Need a partner? My record as a "team" player in Waco is pretty good. ;)

We may have to come up with some Rec tees if we offer more.

If Frank can't make it, we may have to sneak away from the TD table for a while and show the OCDG how to play the course.

We will enjoy it...Joe has never played there and I have played that course 3 times...always in the double digits playing singles....

anyone know the course record out there?...

double digits ?

If you aren't talking about over, you must be talking about the wrong course.

We may have to come up with some Rec tees if we offer more.

If Frank can't make it, we may have to sneak away from the TD table for a while and show the OCDG how to play the course.



Well, I don't know about "we" but "me" is gonna sneak away to play dubs, Francine or otherwise. :)

double digits ?

If you aren't talking about over, you must be talking about the wrong course.



Ohh..I am definately talking over....I think my 1st round ever out there was a +13 at the Gulf Coast Series last year...brutal, but fun....Loved the course.

Did a little better the next two times I played it, but I haven't broke +9 or better

Apparently Gary and Mark are running doubles at the Gold Beast Friday night? Sounds good to me guys, have fun. Please post all the doubles info so I can pass the buck a million times before then :D

If you are all worried about what holes will have short tee's maybe you should keep practicing so you can play Advanced or Pro /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Basically my decisions for which holes will go short will depend on the field size, weather, and condition on the course. I will let you know all that next week but here is a sample of what will happen. By the way I won't accept begging to change divisions to play the long tees. If you think you can play up then play up all the time!

Women: Pro and Adv play all the long tees on courses. Rec Women play all the short tees including Hole 6 at the Beast.

Pro and Advanced (inc OMB): play long tees on all holes on both courses.

Rec Men: Will likely play short tees on both courses except for Hole 6 at the Beast. A 200 foot shot over the pond is easy right? Since none of you tough guys know what it's like to bail out short instead on emptying your bag into the pond I will decide later how many times to re-tee.

Int Men: Long tees on Cameron West. I am undecided on which tees to play on the Beast. Last year we had 2 VERY SLOW Int mens groups that slowed the entire field down. I warned them twice I would make them play shorts if they didn't hurry and it must have gone in one ear and out the other. You know who you are. If I say hurry up in a round there is a reason. Depending on the reasons above I will make a decision later.

I have been shipping Marathon orders all day and will be tomorrow as well. I hope to work on Waco on Wednesday.

Thanks and back to the Am smack report :D

Is Laquinta giving any discounts on their rooms?....Their website showed $109 for a 2 bed room

Apparently Gary and Mark are running doubles at the Gold Beast Friday night?



You sound as if you had not heard this before. We discussed this months ago.

Well, it's really because I was looking forward to your assistance on Sunday, and I was afraid you couldn't handle being out there 3 days in a row. :D

Thanks, Adam, I just hope you remember that when I'm rummaging through your cooler on Sat. :D

#6 at the Beast the REC women play the short tee? Does that mean we don't have to throw over the water? Any other interesting holes I should know about? With all this rain, working my rear off and trying to move I don't think I'll be able to get to Waco before the 10th.

$102 a night at LaQuinta? May end up sleeping in the van! :( Probablly won't be that much for me and Dave. That's a good thing..Ya'll don't want me in a bad mood that day!!!!!

I need to post more. This TREE WAPPER thing just give me bad vibes!!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

check out Motel6. not as fancy, but well-kept and usually much much cheaper. for the charity open, I paid about $86 for 2 nights, including all the taxes and whatnot

3 Days? You gotta be kidding? Two day tournies wear him out now! :cool:

Well, it's really because I was looking forward to your assistance on Sunday, and I was afraid you couldn't handle being out there 3 days in a row. :D



Sounds fair to me. I haven't had a day off in a month so why stop here. You can count on my help on Sunday mate.

As for hotels you all forgot what I said about Waco. Have to run but will explain later.

Chris

Adam, I've only got one thing to say about your new avatar.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what? no dusty rhodes? http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesFlair/flairdusty.jpg

Don't forget about the "real" hitman, and I don't mean Hicks.


http://slam.ca/WrestlingImages/bret16.gif

**** it, mark! know your wrestling leagues and time periods. true wrestling fans would not mix the two...

http://stinger1987.homestead.com/files/TullyandArn.jpg

tully blanchard and olle anderson. nuff said.

Adam, I've only got one thing to say about your new avatar.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Now there is a man who recognizes the Nature Boy -

OK, Mark. That's just scary!

Chris, please forgive my blondness but I don't remember what you said about hotels in Waco. Please don't tell me that it's going to be impossible to get one. Thanks!

Now..we take you way back:

http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/kamala22202.jpg

http://www.ddtdigest.com/features/closet/closetpm/cardfm21.jpg

http://www.sportnottingham.co.uk/img/jake-snake250.jpg

yes! the great kamala!! old times


and for the even older fans of wrestling, check it:

boogie woogie man" jimmie valiant and the great kabuki

http://www.ddtdigest.com/features/blading/pictures/boogie1.jpg

maybe i could fall back on the pro wrestling career if my disc golf plans dont take off soon.

oh yeah! WACO!! i forgot what this thread is really about. :D

Holy Cow..the Kabuki...there is one I forgot

WACO!!!!!!!!!!! :D

What about "Moose Cholock" :) "meister"

The Rock and Roll Express
all the Von Eric's
Road Warriors
Dusty Rhodes
Harley Race - The King of old school
Andre

some of us grew up in the 70's and 80's :D

we have actually seen a record, 8-tracks and know what BETA is

Yep Whooooooooooooooooooooo..... I remember that I went with my friends to see Von Erichs and Freebirds at Will Rogers on every Mondays. Good times... I will sign up for MA2. Hey, Baldguy are you serious about moving up to MA1? :eek: Good luck with beast. Adam.. are you still playing in MA2? Hey, chris put me in same card with Adam! I wanna scare him... :D

Joey I will be in MA2 this entire year..I would love to shoot another round with you my friend...Joey..I will be there Friday afternoon. I want that CE Firebird you had at the last TX10...bring it if you didn't get rid of it.

Yes, I still have that CE Firebird. I will bring it to you. ;)

Me buying the CFO's? No, no, no, you got it all wrong.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The only thing I'll be doing is wheelin' n' dealin', kiss stealin', jet flying, limo riding, styling and profiling.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


I just realized that this was post #5500. This one's for Tony "Solo" Ware, PDGA #5500. Hope your discs are flying true and they never land O.B. where you are. We'll try to help take care of Chance for ya.

How about Mel Mascerus (sp?)Or Professor Malinko or Johny Valentine,Wahoo McDaniels?
Mark, I would like to volenteer my truck if needed. :cool:

As we will squelch Rick Flair Whooo''ss from our lungs and throw plastic into trees on the beast...Madame Atwood, the Twisted One, Myself and who was your parnter ( Duke?)...it is on....Frankie can't play that early...they only let them out of the home for a certain amount of time!!

CFO's...on me Friday...you will be paying on Saturday while I collect my awards and you hold my seat :D

5500..d*mn...and they call me a post Wh0re

I'm gonna do to you what HBK did to the HitMan.

Knock you down, get the win, and get the hell outta dodge before you realize what happened.

http://www.wwe-club.com/phpBB2/album_page.php?pic_id=1297 :mad:I'll kick any of yall's arses :mad:

http://www.wwe-club.com/phpBB2/album_page.php?pic_id=1297 :mad:I'll kick any of yall's arses :mad:



maybe you could just throw the pic in next time :D

The Rock and Roll Express
all the Von Eric's
Road Warriors
Dusty Rhodes
Harley Race - The King of old school
Andre

some of us grew up in the 70's and 80's :D
we have actually seen a record, 8-tracks and know what BETA is



Don't forget the Family of Funks.

Now is BETA what you guys are doing with MARKA for CFOs :D

Ray :cool:

http://www.egs-avatars.com/4images/details.php?image_id=257&sessionid=4c8bf9c1c13dc7abffc6a8ad6a760b6f

Whahoo McDaniels..sweet...

the TX10, LAF, all-star wrestling, schmack talking thread :D

BETA Beating Evolution Team Atwood for CFO"S..
I am sure I can find a better acryonym..but its late and I have to sleep to post tomorrow while I "work"

and I signed up just now Madame..just incase you thought I wouldn't make it (Border of TX Bender) :D Bring me a nice HCF collared shirt and I will purchase it.

http://www.egs-avatars.com/4images/details.php?image_id=257&sessionid=4c8bf9c1c13dc7abffc6a8ad6a760b6f



We will teach you how to put a pic up by tomorrow :D

http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/midsouth/r-jyd.jpg

I find it both ironic and funny that all this "wrasslin'" talk started on Chris' thread. He's always made fun of my fascination with the "male soap opera" and I didn't even start this, Adam did. Too funny. (Chris hates "wrasslin" by the way.)

Stopped watching it last year, but I think I'll start again. Let the insults fly. ;)

FINALLY...THE REV. HAS COME BACK....TO WACO!!!

(The Right Rev. can serve double duty as my wrasslin name. Who wants to guess what my finishing move is called? :) )

The "snowman"??
The "Triple bogey drop-in"??
The "B&F Stranglehold"??

:D

I see the youngest Von Eric rolling thru Lake Dallas every once in a while. He lives in a 2 room shack in Shady Shores. Its really sad- he looks BAD.

I heard (this is not how I feel MarkA) Marks latest move was called the "Back and Forth" or sometimes "Go Fetch" or "You are still the fartherst out". :D

I heard (this is not how I feel MarkA) Marks latest move was called the "Back and Forth" or sometimes "Go Fetch" or "You are still the fartherst out". :D



I live the B&F Stranglehold...choking yourself :D

Personally I prefer the favored TD move, "keep this up and I will DQ you all" :D I guess nobody wants to see info and updates about Waco. Fine with me as I have plenty of other work right now.































So all you pansy, tight hot pants wearing, touch me and I'll cry, excuses for entertainment get your own thread. Otherwise I start talking about a real sport...AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL! No pads, no pansies, real blood and .....you guys couldn't understand anyway :eek:

Anyone want a Waco update?

Please excuse us Chris, we were just trying to find something to keep us busy while we were waiting for a Waco update.

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I'd love a waco update. :)


Anybody wanna guess what Chris' wrasslin name is?

See what happens when I change my avatar :D

of course we want Waco updates, but we were killing time and giving you a break to work on Marathon info.

I would love an update on the Waco tourney.

I bet I could study up on the Laws of Football and follow a conversation. It have been a while since I have seen a match though.

I was just reading up on the Footy...I haven't seen it on ESPN for a few years, but one full contact sport with some BIG guys playing.

http://www.chu.cam.ac.uk/~VYBY2/CPJ0406/IMG_0235.jpg

Aw, c'mon. Nobody? Bueller?

How 'bout:

The Dingo Dandy
Danger Dundee
Tasmanian Terror

With finishing moves like:
The Thunder Hammer
or
The Ziggy Bomb


If Chris' mum or dad could email me some names of aussie wrasslers, I'd be eternally grateful. :)

Aw, c'mon. Nobody? Bueller?

How 'bout:

The Dingo Dandy
Danger Dundee
Tasmanian Terror

With finishing moves like:
The Thunder Hammer
or
The Ziggy Bomb


If Chris' mum or dad could email me some names of aussie wrasslers, I'd be eternally grateful. :)



Down Under Dodger
The Convict (see Australia's history - not Chris's :D)

The Outback Outlaw.

"Oh no, the Outlaw's got him in the Wallaby Whirlwind!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! Somebody stop the fight!!!"


Now, about that Waco update? :D

Back to the Waco updates please ?

OMG! The Wallaby Whirlwind! I'm freakin' dying. LMAO! :D:D:D:D:D

I am on the way out the door for the day but thought you guys might like some news.

I just sent Gary 42 new entries for Waco. That is now a total of 69 out of a possible 170-180. Just a warning that Monday's are always busy for Ben to send me entries.

Please be nice to Gary in getting the names updated. I should be doing it but have other things on my plate right now. Thanks Gary, I will work for you Sunday remember :cool:

As stated in a post "pansy dancing" takeover of my thread here is the deal on hotels in Waco.

WE ALL STAY AT JOEY'S :D

Sorry couldn't resist.

Due to many reasons including George Bush always being in the Waco area, lots of cheap hotels and the college in town it's almost impossible to book a group rate. The best method is to go to your favourite online site and find a room. No one has ever had a problem doing that and getting a room under $45. Group rates have always been much higher.

We are also finding it hard to get a food deal for lunch. There are so many close places to eat from the courses I may just allow everyone the choice of going walkabout at lunch and relax off the course. I will let you know more soon.

HQ again will be at Cameron East near Hole 5's tee box.
Players Meeting is at 8:30am sharp.

Do any of you tights wearing pansy dancing watchers want to know what hole you start on? I am sure Hole 16 is available :D

Time to go for the day. I have been working on lots of things lately not only the Marathon. In the coming weeks I will have lots of fun stuff to tell everyone. Here's some hints.

2 new events and 2 new beer deals for Sept and Oct.
Cool new range of color discs you won't be able to resist.

Thanks
Chris

Cool new range of color discs you won't be able to resist.




SWEEEET...and I'll leave it at that until our TD chooses to let you in on the details :D

lol aussie rules football??? come on, now!! they dont even have scrums and they have to dribble and punch the ball to pass. lame!

and "the footy"? that just sounds ghey. http://www.actucenter.free.fr/humour/images/rugby.jpg i know they have REAL RUGBY in australia.

you gotta love a sport where the only form of safety equipment is duck tape to keep from getting their ears ripped off.

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/caricatures/SportsInjury/Rugby/EyeGauge1.jpg ouch!


WACO!!!! will all the baskets be in the long or short pins for olde cameron?

HQ again will be at Cameron East near Hole 5's tee box.
Players Meeting is at 8:30am sharp.



East is the Beast right?

you are correct.

In answer to your question Susan, do as Josh suggested and try Motel 6, but soon. Like Chris said, hotels in Waco fill fast.
We do not have to throw over water. We do, however, have to throw very close to it. The hole after the pond has a small fairway with water on both sides. That is my disc eating hole.
Don't let any of this scare you away. Waco is great.
I'm going to titledisc.com to sign Don and I up now.

$43.69 for a queen or 2 doubles at Motel 6 on their website...much better than Laquinta....only using it for sleep and a shower

Updates?? is any one there...

Hey I was trying to find the scores from last years Waco Tx10. Any ideas on where to look.
Oh yea I'm here. :p

I am on the way out the door for the day but thought you guys might like some news.

I just sent Gary 42 new entries for Waco. That is now a total of 69 out of a possible 170-180. Just a warning that Monday's are always busy for Ben to send me entries.

Please be nice to Gary in getting the names updated. I should be doing it but have other things on my plate right now. Thanks Gary, I will work for you Sunday remember :cool:

As stated in a post "pansy dancing" takeover of my thread here is the deal on hotels in Waco.

WE ALL STAY AT JOEY'S :D

Sorry couldn't resist.

Due to many reasons including George Bush always being in the Waco area, lots of cheap hotels and the college in town it's almost impossible to book a group rate. The best method is to go to your favourite online site and find a room. No one has ever had a problem doing that and getting a room under $45. Group rates have always been much higher.

We are also finding it hard to get a food deal for lunch. There are so many close places to eat from the courses I may just allow everyone the choice of going walkabout at lunch and relax off the course. I will let you know more soon.

HQ again will be at Cameron East near Hole 5's tee box.
Players Meeting is at 8:30am sharp.

Do any of you tights wearing pansy dancing watchers want to know what hole you start on? I am sure Hole 16 is available :D

Time to go for the day. I have been working on lots of things lately not only the Marathon. In the coming weeks I will have lots of fun stuff to tell everyone. Here's some hints.

2 new events and 2 new beer deals for Sept and Oct.
Cool new range of color discs you won't be able to resist.

Thanks
Chris


update for G watts :o

Mr. Woody, it appears that the Wreck Division will be playing short tees on multiple holes on the Beast and as stated earlier by Mr. Thunder, #6 won't be one of them.

This throws out our deal for +5 strokes with a short tee on #6.

I'm trying to come up with something that's still fair to you without just handing you several strokes. I tried to look up your rating, but it seems you're not a PDGA member and don't have one.

Any suggestions?

If Chris can tell me how many strokes he thinks the shorts should account for in your division on average, maybe I'd be willing to go straight up.

Hey I was trying to find the scores from last years Waco Tx10. Any ideas on where to look.
Oh yea I'm here. :p



Which one.

There were 2.

Madame...hopefully the MA2's will be playing the same as you OMB's???

both /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Slow down "TURBO" /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
If the Ints. are playing long tee's then I just might choose Waco to move up. :D

I believe that's correct, si..uh...I mean, ma'am.

Whats the matter?



http://mrnick.binary9.net/images/Fat_Kid.gif

I am sure Mark is thinking the one he won. Remember the one where he uses the trophy as a bedtime sleep aid :D

What time is doubles?

Move up and then you can really experience what the beast is all about,, BOO short pads.. or play rec and use your left hand and that should even ya up with Sir Missalotofputtsallthetimeiplaydiscgolf.. :D

Whats the matter?





http://mrnick.binary9.net/images/Fat_Kid.gif (http://mrnick.binary9.net/images/Fat_Kid.gif)




Linking to my avatar...come on...and you can't even get the picture up..just the link...weak :o:D

If you are all worried about what holes will have short tee's maybe you should keep practicing so you can play Advanced or Pro /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Basically my decisions for which holes will go short will depend on the field size, weather, and condition on the course. I will let you know all that next week but here is a sample of what will happen. By the way I won't accept begging to change divisions to play the long tees. If you think you can play up then play up all the time!

Women: Pro and Adv play all the long tees on courses. Rec Women play all the short tees including Hole 6 at the Beast.

Pro and Advanced (inc OMB): play long tees on all holes on both courses.

Rec Men: Will likely play short tees on both courses except for Hole 6 at the Beast. A 200 foot shot over the pond is easy right? Since none of you tough guys know what it's like to bail out short instead on emptying your bag into the pond I will decide later how many times to re-tee.

Int Men: Long tees on Cameron West. I am undecided on which tees to play on the Beast. Last year we had 2 VERY SLOW Int mens groups that slowed the entire field down. I warned them twice I would make them play shorts if they didn't hurry and it must have gone in one ear and out the other. You know who you are. If I say hurry up in a round there is a reason. Depending on the reasons above I will make a decision later.

I have been shipping Marathon orders all day and will be tomorrow as well. I hope to work on Waco on Wednesday.

Thanks and back to the Am smack report :D



I suggest you play advanced if you want a gaurantee :D People just love to start rumors about this and that. Remember if you don't hear it from me it's likely crap.

Ask and ye shall receive. Within reason, according to my mood, and whether Chris says I can do it or not.

You are in luck, I still have the info formatted like it was last year, I'm in an OK mood, and Chris said I could put it on the web page. There isn't a link in the menu to it, so you have to use the following link.

http://www.texas10tour.com/2003_results

Wow...looking at that..Atwood beat almost 20 people in his division


WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Including Jer-O-Mee. :)

Oh yeah, and a pummeling of Dorsett is available at that link for your perusal also. :)

Both of 'em.

Thanks for the info Laura. The more I hear about this course the more I think I want to stay home. But, already made a commitment to Chris so I'll be there.

WRECK division, Mark? You're pushing it!

Adam, Am I the Jones that get's first pull on the CFO's? Thanks! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

It would also appear that there was a 1 stroke besting of Mr. Dann at the Lewisville opener, prior to the start of my Rec Ratings experiment. Hmmmm.....

Let's go see who else I beat.

edit*

Oops, sorry, that was Reddman I beat by 1, not Josh.

Him I beat by 3! HA!

Sorry Susan. I had to hear it, now you do. ;)


BTW, Mr. Watts' name shows up in the "Way Back, Who Shot Worse Than Sir Mark At A ZT10 Machine" too.

:confused:

Thanks for the info Laura. The more I hear about this course the more I think I want to stay home. But, already made a commitment to Chris so I'll be there.

WRECK division, Mark? You're pushing it!

Adam, Am I the Jones that get's first pull on the CFO's? Thanks! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



You 2 are the one's....I am trying to get Joe to commit to the 'ol Motel 6...are most people going to stay at this hotel?..also there are 2 of them in town. I assume I don't want the one listed as Waco South??? :confused:

Oh, and look, there's a 7 stroke whooping of Mr. Dann in the same division in Dallas, and a slapping of 5 strokes over Mr. JeterDawg too.

Thanks Gary and Chris, this is fun.

So many people have selective memories, this is healthy for them, I'm sure of it. :)

Fine, Mark. It's nice to be loved so very much! :( ;)

Thanks, Adam. Dave and I appreciate it. We'll probablly hit the 6. Should be leaving Tyler around 5:30 so we'll hit Waco by 7:30. Need to have another parking lot mini. I missed the one in Wichita Falls.

You know I love ya Sue, just giving back a lil' of what I got. But, for you, I'll say good luck in "Rec." :)

Well, it would appear that the names of Mr. Woody, Mr. Dann, Mr. Henry, Mr. Watts, Mr. McKibbin (too many times to mention), and many others show up as shooting worse than me in the 5 events I played last year either in the same division or from the same tees.

Could my message board reputation as a crappy golfer be part of some evil master sucker bet plan? Noooooooooooo, because that wouldn't be right, would it?



MMMMWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAA!

Oh, and look, there's a 7 stroke whooping of Mr. Dann in the same division in Dallas, and a slapping of 5 strokes over Mr. JeterDawg too.

Thanks Gary and Chris, this is fun.

So many people have selective memories, this is healthy for them, I'm sure of it. :)



and I whooped up on you Rick Flair style at the Finals - 10 STROKES


WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanks, Adam. Dave and I appreciate it. We'll probablly hit the 6. Should be leaving Tyler around 5:30 so we'll hit Waco by 7:30. Need to have another parking lot mini. I missed the one in Wichita Falls.



Well DJ won't be at this one...anyone have a mini basket that is staying at the 6?

Well, if I had known Mark was gonna have that much fun with the scores, I wouldn't have posted them. I'll get the player updates after I get home. Have too much real work to do to get it done here.

Found a pic of you :D
http://www.texas10tour.com/images/Jennifer.jpg

Thanks for the compliment, Woody. If I could putt as well as Jennifer Allen, I'd be happy, not to mention she probably outdrives you by 75' at least. :)

Here's a sample from Waco II last year for your perusal. Hehehehehehehehe

<table border="1"><tr><td> Mark Atwood</td><td>118
</td></tr><tr><td>Efrain Salazar</td><td>121
</td></tr><tr><td>Derek Henry</td><td>122
</td></tr><tr><td>Frank Dorsett</td><td>129
</td></tr><tr><td>Joshua Dann</td><td>130
</td></tr><tr><td>Jason Chamberlain</td><td>133
</td></tr><tr><td>Gary Watts</td><td>133
</td></tr><tr><td>Jeromy Woodham</td><td>141
</td></tr><tr><td>Tony Bender*</td><td>uh�nevermind
</td></tr><tr><td> </tr></td></table>

*The omission of Sir Tony's score is a perk of sponsorship. ;)

THE ROCK SAYS KNOW YOU'R ROLE GIBBRONI
http://www.therock.com/photos/images/08.jpg
IF YOU SMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL...........
WHAT I AM COOKING!

Don't mess with Jennifer..she would wipe the course with the majority of any Am players. She throws 300+ and just look at that putt....

I don't doubt that, not messing w/ her just Ms. Atwood :D

Where am I in your list ?

Oh. nevermind.

I don't doubt that, not messing w/ her just Ms. Atwood :D



That is Madame Atwood to you ...and you figured out how to put a picture up all by yourself - :D

Uh, yeah, I'm still looking Gary. I'll get back to you.....

i got to admit that is atwoods only defeat of me. actually the beast just beat me down :confused: but look what happened to him at lago his home course :D:D17 strokes

Get ready for another one, Buster. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Nice. :)

Now, Where's my car!!! :D

Uh, yeah, I'm still looking Gary. I'll get back to you.....



Your reported scores are lower than mine 2 times this year.

Am World Doubles - Mark 217 - GnD 239
Paul Gyles Memorial - Mark 255 - GnD 999

I think for once, I'm gonna opt not to brag about either of those "victories."


LMAO!

Want a real one ?

2003 Big Arms on the Brazos - Mark 129 - GnD 132

Don't know what tees, it doesn't matter.

Mark Beat me. Once there and Once in Burnet.

Well DJ won't be at this one...anyone have a mini basket that is staying at the 6?



DJ? Is that David Jones or someone else? I have a mini basket that I'll try to remember to stick in the van.

It would also appear that there was a 1 stroke besting of Mr. Dann at the Lewisville opener, prior to the start of my Rec Ratings experiment. Hmmmm.....

Let's go see who else I beat.

edit*

Oops, sorry, that was Reddman I beat by 1, not Josh.

Him I beat by 3! HA!



Yes, you got me by one back in 2003. Congratulations on beating me by one stroke in my first TX 10. It looks like I got you by 11 strokes this year in Lewisville. We tied in Wichita Falls. Dead even right now unless you want to add in the Wichita Falls Open on Sunday where I took you by . . . wait, I need my calculator for this one . . . 18 strokes. Now, let's see if I can make it down to Waco. :)

I'm still your nemesis Mark.... one day I might be injured and play soo bad you might beat me...

Oops - that already happened (2004 BAB)... but I still got you....

What's that saying? No matter how bad I play.....

I'm still your nemesis Mark.... one day I might be injured and play soo bad you might beat me...

Oops - that already happened (2004 BAB)... but I still got you....

What's that saying? No matter how bad I play.....



You still got me? Are you talking to me? are you talking to me?

All you got is the right to call me Sir, boy. For a year. You think backing out on your team saved your arse from that fate? I don't think so. Your captain pledged your allegiance for you.

You ain't got nothing. The curse of Poole has been lifted and you have been replaced by a more worthy nemesis!

Now get your arse to Waco and take your whooping like a man. :)

Well DJ won't be at this one...anyone have a mini basket that is staying at the 6?



DJ? Is that David Jones or someone else? I have a mini basket that I'll try to remember to stick in the van.



oh...No..that is Daryl Johnson from OKC..he brought one down to Wichita Falls and we played all around the entire hotel. Terrill somehow lost 2 mini's in the madness

What, Reddman? I didn't say it was by a lot. I just said you were on the list, that's all. :)

Player list is updated.

68 players(not the 69 Chris promised) - I was already on the page and on the list from Chris.

Actually, there should be 69 on the list. David Jones is not on the list of Int. Men. I'm on there and we signed up at the same time. Can you please fix this? Thanks

If I were you I wouldn't brag about beating me in a tournament round Marky........If you want to go a beer a hole, just like skins where every hole carries(not at either local course) and you drink before you tee off on the next hole, then you have something to brag about :D Ask the last person who tried it(it was an OKIE who should beat me ANYTIME)......he quit on hole 9 after having to drink 5 TX beers on the tee pad ;)

Yeah, but I'm no Okie. I drink as much Texas beer as you AND I can kick your [*****] on the course. What's your point? :)

Anytime, that sounds like a fun challenge I can really get behind. :)

BTW, I'm drinking one right now. Cheers! :D

It's allot of fun. Get your arse up to the DFW area and it's on................BTW I may call you MR but never SIR :D

Does any one know about doubles friday night in Waco?
If so what course?

Doubles on the Beast

Thanks, hopefully I can drag Lizards butt out.

Hey Adam put the fat kid back up...The homo scares me. :cool:Getting ready to go to Corpus for the holiday weekend. Yep, 11 hours in the car with the wife...oh joy! It will probably be raining there too. So the tough choice is play disc golf in Corpus or go to Selenas memorial...hmmmmmm /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Watch it Joe. That's the Nature Boy you're talking about.

Everywhere is Flair Country. :)

Hey Adam put the fat kid back up...The homo scares me. :cool:Getting ready to go to Corpus for the holiday weekend. Yep, 11 hours in the car with the wife...oh joy! It will probably be raining there too. So the tough choice is play disc golf in Corpus or go to Selenas memorial...hmmmmmm /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




Please don't tell me the 2 headed Hydra wants to see the Selena Memorial...I knew her name was really Shanikwa :D

Good luck on the trip and stop through if you have time.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gary,
You are missing several GM. I signed up and so has Skip and Gene. Please check with Chris to see if there is a problem. Thanks!

I am not on their either, but I signed up Tuesday, so they may not be that current yet.

Kevin Curran signed up the same time that Jack Tabor signed up and he is not on there..

I don't make the list, I only process it.
You have a problem with presentation call me, if it's content call Chris.

Except for not showing up in the results properly, that is something I need to know and correct. Especially not having all of your results showing up under your player stats.

Sorry Mr. Duke. Didn't mean to open that can of worms. Just curious to know what had happened! We appreciate what you do.

Chris,
I gave you a check for me and David in Arlington. If you need any more info from us just let me know!

Sue, David has been corrected.

I don't mean to jump on anybody, it's just that All I can do is add the names I get from Chris and double check the list.

Don't stop asking about things, just ask Chris first. :D

Susan I have both you and David's entry. Gary - David's info was on that spreadsheet I sent you, what happened?

As for the rest of you be patient. It can take from 1 to 4 days for me to get the Titledisc entries. As much as many of you think it's not pay your money and suddenly appear on the update. Things take time. Once I get the entries it can take another few days for me to deal with them and then for Gary to update the website.

Willy - Skip and Gene paid Ginetta in Arlington yesterday. I found out last night via email, please be patient.

Ben from Titledisc is not able to send me new entries over the weekend (holiday for him). If you enter on Friday or over the weekend you will be fine. By Tuesday night I should see the entries and then get them updated online. Again please be patient.

Now after all that I want to thank those people that have already entered for Waco. I am sure I will get the usual crowd begging and pleading. You would think after 4 years and the last 2 sold out events people would get a clue.

Waco will be a fun weekend I gaurantee it. Texas 10 Saturday and the USDGC qualifier on Sunday.

More news soon...

Thanks
Chris

RE: David. It was a typo with the player ID. It was corrected when I double checked the entries online with the list you sent. Within 1/2 hour of the updates being posted.

That was the only error I found when I double checked the list.

Everything should be in order from what I received now.

Thanks Gary, good job.

hey i'm not on the list :D

I know of a list you're on.

Hey Boys....I'm baaaaack. :cool:Whazzup Frank? "My donkey is set on Full Bray", Martyr? I'm not even gonna guess. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Got me a little ol' room at the Victorian Inn for Friday & Saturday night. AC between rounds....yeah...maybe a brew or two.

Fellas, I haven't been out of town all year. I'm due.

Thanks guys! Mr. Duke, I won't stop asking questions. I'm too nosey to do that! :DI knew I probablly should have asked Chris but I didn't want to call him at 9:00. I figured he'd read the post and see what's up. Thanks Again.
Considering how many time a day I check the Tx10 website I appreciate what you do.

Man, I wish I could drive to Waco this weekend to play a little. Even though everything that ya'll are saying about the BEAST scares me a little, I'm looking forward to it.

July 10th seems far, far away! :(

BTW, I'm extremely dyslexic so it's probably my fault that the PDGA # was wrong. Sorry! :D

Doesn't matter, Chris is too. Everyone have a good 4th of July holiday. Be safe and insane, If you drink like a fish swim home. See ya in Waco. :)

chris, i sent an email to Ben cause I accidentally signed up twice for waco. I have two different receipts, but wanna make sure that,

1. i am in for waco
2. i dont get charged twice for my impatience

if i dont hear from ben, i will let you know.

Hey Joe enjoy the 11 hour drive to the beach. Here is something for you to think about...in that time you could be half way to the best Australian beaches :D I could have set you up with Miss Universe. See you in Waco.

11 hours in the car...sounds fun. And Chris, I don't think Joe's wife would appreciate the Miss Universe thing. :D

11 hours in the car...sounds fun. And Chris, I don't think Joe's wife would appreciate the Miss Universe thing. :D



You never know................. :D

No...not in my WILDEST dreams. She's Old School.LMAO. And no worries rosecityhomie...she knows that Ms. Austarlia is my Ex-Wife! I left her because she could'nt sink a footer!

Well Joe......there's allot of ladies that can't take a foo...........LMAO......nevermind, that will get me another one of those nasty e-mails from the Board Monitors :D:confused:

chris, i sent an email to Ben cause I accidentally signed up twice for waco. I have two different receipts...



Martin - I got your email - refunded one - processed the other....

Susan, don't be scared. It will be fun. I promise. I always enjoy Waco. I don't think I've ever won there, but I always have fun.

thanks a bunch, ben. WACO!!

B-52s Rock!! Well, the band, too....you know what I mean Laura. :D

Kent Bray!! your still around? how's your golf game? man I have'nt seen you in a long time. Are you still playing discgolf?

Hey, my brother!! How ya doin'? I haven't played in a tournament this year. Haven't really been playing much at all. Arm went south. I'll be at Waco, though. See ya there?

We'll bring some just for you Colonel! Looking forward to seeing you and your little doggie too.

Laura, what's the plan? Are you and Don staying Friday or Saturday night or are you coming in Saturday morning and leaving in the evening? I'm staying both nights. Need a weekend out of town.

For anyone that hasn't been to play in Waco, bring your best Poison Ivey defense! They have some stuff out there that will give you a new birthmark. And with this rain lately I'm sure the beast will be a jungle outside of the fairways. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif Welcome back Colonel :)

Whadaya say, brother Jay? Thank you very much. :D

Oh! I'm THERE Laura. Everyone says that Waco's courses are great, it's just that I've never even set eyes on them. Please don't get too annoyed with me everytime I ask "Now, Where's the BASKET?" at every tee box! :D

Chris let me know if you need a spotter in Waco and I will make plans to be there. Ahhh two weeks of vacation starts NOW!!! :D

Chris,
I was in Waco today and I came across at least one problem that you might need to look into. Hole #8 on the Beast has a motor home and a giant 18 wheeler trailer parked about 50ft from the basket blocking the hole from the teeing area. One of the maintenance workers said that it has been there for a couple of weeks because they can't move it.
Another problem that we ran across, forgive me if this was already posted.
<font color="red">(Quick diversion. I am growing weary of page after page added daily of information COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THIS THREAD. AOL has an amazing software, called Instant Messenger, that allows a person to instantly message a friend of theirs and recieve immediate feedback. Please stop overloading this thread with stories of your grandeur, or in some cases bragging about how bad you are. There are other forums for that and the majority of people who are seeking relevant information about this tourney can find that information quickly and would appreciate your silence greatly. Diversion concluded. </font>
Now, back to the point. At regular Cameron on hole #9 a large portion of the bamboo has eroded away making a very steep, muddy drop off directly into the creek about 20ft behind the basket making a quarter circle shape to the left side of the hole. Just thought that this info would be interesting to you.
Lastly, I have to be at a wedding in Ft. Worth at 7pm on Saturday, so I will have to leave immediately after the second round. If I cash, I want to apologize for not being at the awards ceremony and ask if it is o.k. for someone to pick up any prizes that I may get. Please let me know if this would be a problem.
Thanks

That lost bamboo was due to city work on the area. It looked bad during Am Charity event I was told and looks worse now after all the rains. I was amaazed when I was there for the Team Smack challenge last weekend. :eek:

(Quick diversion. I am growing weary of page after page added daily of information COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THIS THREAD. AOL has an amazing software, called Instant Messenger, that allows a person to instantly message a friend of theirs and recieve immediate feedback. Please stop overloading this thread with stories of your grandeur, or in some cases bragging about how bad you are. There are other forums for that and the majority of people who are seeking relevant information about this tourney can find that information quickly and would appreciate your silence greatly. Diversion concluded


Come on now...if you don't like it don't read it...this whole board is full of useless info that entertains the masses...

PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD

Colonel,

Good to see your still alive and kicking. I'm just getting back into tourney play again also. It'll be good to see another old familiar face out on the course at Waco. This event is just getting beyond awesome, now if we could just get James W. out :D

Ray M.

I don't care that you guys are talking back and forth. I care that it takes 20 minutes to sift through all of that in order to find relevant information on the Zeigen Light Texas 10 Charity Tour.

www.texas10tour.com (http://www.texas10tour.com)

Thanks for the update on the Waco course and I understand what you are saying, but I also know there wouldn't be the great ideas, increased competition and over-all fun it we didn't let people vent a little. We did move one of the overrun schmack talking to another thread because it had nothing to do with the TX10. Almost 300 pages, this thread gets ALOT of use.

there's a wealth of info over at texas10tour.com. Also, Chris usually sends out an email when he posts an important announcement on here. This board is more about the community of players that follow the Thunder around, throwing some plastic once in awhile, hanging out and talking smack the rest of the time. Once in awhile we even combine all 3. The fact that you would get on here and whine about searching through a few pages to find what is readily available elsewhere... is just sad.

Also, for the record... AOL has NEVER made any software worth a crap, Instant Messenger or otherwise. If that's what you're using to connect to the 'net... no wonder you're so cranky

All of you shut your ARSES....I hear enough ******* at home :D:D

All of you shut your ARSES....I hear enough ******* at home :D:D



There you go :D

Quicker diversion: You'd think a youth minister would have more patience and understanding about people who have something they love in common reaching out to each other. You really should reevaluate your life if a little idle chit chat really makes your blood boil that much. God sees your heart....and I don't mean that idly. Peace, brother and may you learn to rise above it.

Hey Ray! What's up, my brother? I'm so glad you'll be in Waco. Now James...that's a pipe dream. Though I could have sworn that when I saw you guys at Worlds in 02, he said he was going to start playing again. :cool:

No offense, Worm Burner, really. It's just unneeded stress that you probably don't need. I can't say I never get my dander up. Lord knows I show my donkey on occassion. By the way, it's on "Full Bray", right Martyr?