Dumb and dumber

We have a winner!!

Laurel and Hardy; the two stooge..... oh that's right there were three of them, maybe Daniel could go with them....

Ya, ya, ay. He really liked the Dumb and Dumber comment. By the way if you see a large 260 pound man flying down the road to the UC area and your name is Dave you might want to watch out. :D

Duncan and Ginobili

THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!

Mutt and Jeff for sure.....

Gotta be pretty old to know them, though......my mom used to use that one, to desribe such diferences in size....

Team Vargeva...kind of like Viagra

Where did that come from though? Who are Mutt and Jeff?

Dave, are you trying to get your post count up???? :D




Nobody would do such a thing..........they would never steal anyones Icon either...... rolls eyes....

To be honest, Im not old enough to know them firsthand....

Where did that come from though? Who are Mutt and Jeff?



See here..... Mutt and Jeff reference (http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20000608.html)

:mad:Cong are your poking fun at me????? :D

I am clicking but no link. Help.

Wow that advise didn't work to well for yourself I see!!!

Well I know I'm a little late , but I do have to work.
I say RT and Mark go with MXDG ( Most Extreme Disk Guys )
Kenny Blankenship and I cant think the other guys name.
The team saying :

" DON'T GET ELIMINATED"
&
LETS GET IT ON !!!!!!!!!! ;)

How about "TEAM 2 MUCH :D?"

or the LIVE OAKridge Boys ........maybe a bit too corny, but to each his own.

Here are just a few more and then I'm going to retire:

Helmet Heads
Short Bus All-Stars
The "Discs" of Hazzard a.k.a. The Disc Boys
Me and mini me
The Incredible Hucks
M.R. "T" (could be fun) "i pity the foo' !"

The last one is a stretch but it's bastardization of "M"ark and R."T".
:D

Hey Rob !!! LOng Time no Posts!!!!!
Go Spurs!!!!!!!!!

All of you South Texas Disc Golf Association players, don't forget to be at Live Oak today at 6 to meet the Cibolo people and make a good impression. I guess that means Dave won't be there (if we want to make a good impression). Weather permitting I'll be out there earlier to play some in case anybody wants to get it on.

I'm working on new bag tags. On the bag tag, it will have a logo or name for Live Oak, Alamo City, New Braunfels, Gonzales and Universal City. Am I missing anyone? (Cibolo doesn't have a course yet.)

Yes Jim, leaving David out would help make a better impression. In fact, kicking David out of the STDGA would probably bring up the curve for the whole group. :)

PIPE CREEK in the hee-ouse!

Marka for living in a glass house you surely shouldnt be throwing stones.

Brian don't forget about Monte Vista!!!!! M-V in da house :D:cool::D;)

How big are our new tags going to be? Will I need to get another cart to carry my bag tag. Do you mean to put all the names on them or one logo to represent them all?

Hey Beastmaster, just put me down for the #1 tag straight away :)

Can't wait until Gonzales in a few weeks.

My suggestion would be not to have course names or cities on the tags just in case one is wrong. Just have a nice logo or name.

Chris.

Marka for living in a glass house you surely shouldnt be throwing stones.



It's OK Dave, he won't hit anything anyway....

<font size=1> And remember folks, the 9:30 show is different than the 7:30 show....</font>

Dangit Dave, it took you 7 whole minutes to catch that! Wake up, man.

:D

(And I'll have you know they are replacing the walls in my house today with Safety Glass, so that I may hereafter toss rocks without reservation.)

Will there be room for the number and possibly the year?

Already on there. I'll post it when it's ready.

Beastmaster gets a little carried away now and then. Just the logo and number Beastmaster. Can you get one that has a D on it so when I beat someone everyone knows they were beat by a girl.

Believe me, they know.

I know where #1 tag is,not sure about #2, And Miltenburger has #3 in Georgia, and will not get back to Texas in time to play Gon. 3/27. Maybe he can mail it to Texas and it can be played for in the :Dmass challenge at the sunday mini? :D

How about the Alamo in the middle with the year above and number below or a disc catcher with a disc flying into it or as someone once suggested a cannon shooting disc over the Alamo into a basket or....... any other suggestions.

Hey "D", I thought your name would be on #1.

Hey Beasty-Boy, just keep it simple. ;) Hey Nellie, as a Texas State Champion you should not have to keep playing the Girl card. :cool:

Advanced WOMAN Texas State Champ. I will always play the girl card. I am trying to make yall better players. hehehehe
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Well then in my case you need to try harder to teach like a man because I'm playing like a girl. :D

Funny! :D

Hey Mark , Who in the heck is that picture of?? You may want to clear that up before the votes start comimg in. :DI think is gotta be you in your early years of Star Search. :eek:

Ya, its him. Wierd huh?

Ya, its him. Wierd huh?



Yes, he is.....but still good people!!!

:D

What's weird about it? That I could be this good looking after all these years and without all that hair? That Warner Bros. didn't take one look at that pic and call straight away? What?

Yeah I'm getting old so it takes a little long for me, but why am I telling you this you already know how it is to be old :D

I got a name for that icon....GHEY!!! :D:Djust fool'n. I only wish my chest was that bare.

that's for putting the kaibosh on my Liberty Buzzz idea. ;)

Well Mark after looking at your picture I wont call you straight either :)

Any one planning on making the trip for the Texas 10?

It is the same weekend as the Red Rock Show so we are going to the closer one.

Hey Jimbob, I guess you and I will just have to keep playing the girl card until we can beat "D", then we can move to the men's card. I might be running out of time but you are younger than I am, so you still have a chance.

<font color="red">RED ROCK!! </font>

Meeting @ hole 24 @ 1:45 to help the City mount the New Baskets, at the new Back Holes. Liveoakians Come out and give a hand if you can! Hey I just made a poem.. And Also don't forget! As Jim Bob said earlier meet at the practice basket to talk with the Cibolo city council about the Disc Golf COarse they want to put in there PARK! at 6PM.
God Bless RT

I might try and make it out, but I doubt it. Grades are due on Fri, and as usual I am behind. Funny how litle you get accomplished when every time you turn around you're checking the board /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Jim and Jimbob, I will join you on that card!! Mabey I will move up too. :oIf we can beat her? :p

BRING IT ON!!!

Ok, check this out. Yes, I know they are all "1", I'm working on that!

http://home.grandecom.net/~bschmidt/STDGA_BagTag.jpg

Print 'em, laminate 'em and we're good to go. I even have the plastic loopy things.

Ya you got the loopy thing. But I can't see em they are too small. What happened to the leather idea?

too many people told me leather would curl up and turn black after a while with all the oil on our hands. Besides, this is even cheaper!

Try this...

http://home.grandecom.net/~bschmidt/STDGA_BagTag1.jpg

Those are cool. Does it say STDGA on them? And is Pipe Creek the home of PacMan?

nevermind I see it.

I can't believe you left out Monte Vista!!!! They look good to me B. Did you figure you how to laminate (sp?) them??

I live in Castle Hills, left them out too! Yes, I can laminate with the pros.

It wasn't a question to doubt the ability of The Beastmaster, but you had talked about different ways to do it.

the Beastmaster forgives the lame one his insolence.

You are too gracious Mighty Beastermaster Rex /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

OK, I GOTTA ask....what in the HELL is that logo of your James?

:confused:

Anaphase of Mitosis :cool:Don't you remember your high school Bio class???? :D

If you notice, the cell is square, indicating a plant cell :D

STDGA?
South Texas Disc Golf Assoc?

Are we still taking a vote soon on a Permanent name?

Yeah, what he said. Geez, Cong, don't you know anything? Everyone knows that's the Anaphase of Mitosis. Sheesh!!!

6 council members showed up at the practice basket! I have to say the response was Great!!!!
Joe M said , It was a hook, line, and sinker for DIsc Golf in Cibolo!
Live Oak also slammed in 2 new baskets, with the help of the parks dept, Mark Vargas and Dave McKibbon! Metal was hit 3 times already on the first basket in , it's a 220ft hole.
God Bless , RT

RT, I think that is a good idea (the vote), but I haven't heard anything about it.

Hey BeastyBoy- where is the TEXAS Flag?? Looks cool, can you get the flag as a background? :cool:

Hey yount, that's a good idea- does that mean we get to throw from the short tees also? I could have sworn that Randall was throwing from the long box,but let's not tell him so at least we can beat him. :)

Are you talking about the short tees in Gonzo? I did not want to play them!

If so, you can add three or four or even five strokes to my score to make up for the short tees and I still whooped up on yall! :o

(see quote below)

Yea you did you shott good that day D. :cool:

Thanks Bill. :D

Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to kiss your ***** over that score!! You know I'm kidding. Good luck this weekend, I want to see a couple of team titles coming back to town. :cool:

RT, I assume we will probably vote and decide on most everything when we have our meeting in March. When is that meeting in March?

I am not asking for an arse kissing but people need to get off my back about the short tees.

I never gave you any crap about the short tees, but I will if you want me to. :D

No I do not. :mad:


:D

was that one of the mean :mad:things to be funny :)?

Where's the love? Good round "D".

Oh gosh, here we go again.....

thanks Jim

6 council members showed up at the practice basket! I have to say the response was Great!!!!
Joe M said , It was a hook, line, and sinker for DIsc Golf in Cibolo!
Live Oak also slammed in 2 new baskets, with the help of the parks dept, Mark Vargas and Dave McKibbon! Metal was hit 3 times already on the first basket in , it's a 220ft hole.
God Bless , RT




I was kinda upset. I got a whole gang together to go play Live Oak yesterday, and didn't see a single one of you guys out there. I thought we were trying to get people out there to guarentee those 2 new 18 holers in Cibolo?

Oh well, I bogey'd 3 of 28 and birdied 4 holes. I'm happy.


Where are the two new baskets? I played the whole course and didn't see anything new?

We were there and it was great. we played and talked and played and the courses should be going in. ALL POSITIVE!!

come on LIVE OAK WORLDS 2006

Face it Danielle.....some people are way too sensitive, and get their panties in a wad, over things said here.....

They are just mad because you have more SKILLZ than they do....

:o

I'm not mad, I'm scared...

We were at the practice basket around 6pm till 7pm..
The new baskets, are near the pool house!!!
Who's asking? :cool:

We were at the practice basket around 6pm till 7pm..
The new baskets, are near the pool house!!!
Who's asking? :cool:




so then....they're adding 2 more wholes, or just redesigning two current holes?

They Have added 4 holes 2 baskets are IN! :p 2 More Baskets 2 gO!
4 Teedpads 2 Baskets in!!!2 more 2 to GO!!!!
Thats the Deal Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you playing in the Gdstour.com tourney at Live OAk APril 3rd?

I know Vinnie is out. He made more than $1000 in 2003... :p
Semi-pro's only!.... That's the format I got from David @ Gateway!!! ;)

That would be Great Vinnie!!!! Only with Great people and Supportive Disc Golfer's Could this Happen!!!! I have Faith†

so then....they're adding 2 more wholes



No, but I hear they're considering adding 4 more halves.

That is funny marka, I caught it also. Does the Sat mini still start at @ 8:30??????

are there any pics online of this course? i'm thinking about coming down for this tournament, 3 free discs and all, but would like to see some pics if possible.

is it anywhere near as cool as wimberley? :)

i can't play in that.. i'm like a month in... all these hatin [*****] boys playing really good and stuff.... i'm just learning...

Krevo... This is a tournament, for people who have never played in one before!! There will be a division, for disc golfers who have never played in a small tourney before, so everyone should be matched up well!
This event is all about having fun, meeting people and promoting Gateway Discs... Don't be scared!!!
Plus 3 discs for $15 bucks.. Find a better deal :D

The same guy (John Houck) who designed Wimberley, also designed this coarse! All Cement Pads accept for the 4 holes on the school disrtict land. And we might have to add some temp holes! Alot of people rave about the coarse and the City of Live Oak. Live Oak does have pride in there Disc Golf Coarse! It's my Fav. coarse! :cool:

krevo, this tournament is just for you and others that have just started. Where else would you pay 15$ and get 3 disc and as a bonus be able to be around people who play more regularly or longer and be able to learn from them. That is how I got started and I love it. The people you meet are great people and more than willing to help new comers. That is the whole purpose of this endeavor is to help and increase interest in the sport. Hope you don't let anything hold you back from meeting new people and having a super time.

Universal City Mini Sunday, ace pot should be about $350. Yummy!

New players always welcome! First timers get $5 voucher towards any disc of their choice.

Live Oak ROCKS.....its not "like" Wimberley, but its as good or better of a course. (better, as in better amenities, concrete pads and all)

Wimberley still ROCKS, dont mistake that.....

Beastmaster, can you say Icebowl?!?!?

anyone playing live oak today? :cool:

Cong, do you have an email address or number for Neal Dambra??

Hrmmm....dont think so, I will double check, i am relatively certain Gimp does. Jack Camp for sure....

will Advise...

Good luck everyone who is going out to TX state doubles.
kick some TX size a** Live Oak style.

Daniel, you better come back with a win!!!! :)

Only if they have short tee boxes. Just kidding "D". Trying to open old sores.
Hey Dave and anyone else brave enough, I'll be at Live Oak about my usual time. I would appreciate it if someone else would come because it is for sure Dave won't be enough competition.

Anyone playing tomorrow??

For what it's worth, I will be there if "D" don't shoot me first. I think Dave will also be there. For what that's worth also.

Jim,
You are so lucky I like you!
Hope to bring home State Championships for both ADVANCED MEN AND WOMEN!!!

Hey "D", It's from working next to Dave. His sense of humor (if that's what you would want to call it) is rubbing off on me. Besides, we only rib those people we like. Others would take us the wrong way. Good luck this weekend. Wish I was going.

Kewl see you in the morning

For what it's worth, I will be there if "D" don't shoot me first. I think Dave will also be there. For what that's worth also.



Can't we just have her shoot Dave, instead?

I also like Dave, as long as he keeps his mouth shut. :D

Why waste a good bullet?

Yes, I know. The only time it is not open is when his big foot os in it.

Jim, what time are you playing tommoro ?

Had a great day today!! Really got nice out about 11 o clock. Me and my buddy played all 28 and then played the front 5 3 times around. Today was my best day ever on the front. I birdied all of the front 5.

As far as I know the mimi is still at 8:30. That is when I will be out there. If my shoulder feels good enough I may play another round after that.

I wont make the mini, but I should be out there aroud 10:30
if your arms ok mabey I will go throw a round with ya . just make alot of birdies in the AM, that way you will have some life left in that BIG arm of yours.

peace ;)

so wait....i go out and pay 15 dollars, and i get 3 gateway discs?


i'm there.

And you get to play two rounds with other disc golfers and if you have a wife or girl friend, she plays for free and gets three disc also.

pluse, lunch, beer and probley a lot of good tip from some local pros. Its well worth it. congrats on your 5 front bridies!!
it took me ( what am i saying i still have not birdied the first five in a row ). will you be out there tommoro ?

You there Mr. Future 1/2 Texas State Dubs Champ?
When we out?

BE SAFE OUT THERE GUYS AND GIRLS!!!! :cool:

yes. I'll be out there. So then if my chick comes along, she gets some disc too? Wow, Gateway seems like a pretty rad company.

by the way, I didn't see any of the new holes you guys were mentioning? where exactly is the "pool" house?

7 Oaks Resort burnt to a crisp last night. :( It was the first tournament I ever played (Big Bird and Heuy ran it). I turned on the TV this morning and it was burning away. Oh well, they kicked the tourn out, guess I am not that sad.

anyone awake yet?

Travis, the pool house is on Shin Oak Dr. which borders holes 24-26. The new holes, I believe were put in after hole 23 (the really sick long up hill one, after the easy hyzer shot on #22).

Great play today at the mini. I had alot of fun.

Had a great time today. thx for the tips and look forward to seeing every one tomrow at UC.

Only if they have short tee boxes. Just kidding "D". Trying to open old sores.
Hey Dave and anyone else brave enough, I'll be at Live Oak about my usual time. I would appreciate it if someone else would come because it is for sure Dave won't be enough competition.



Now I see why Jim didnt want me out there he's playing like his arm is in a sling :eek: Well I made it out this weekend and I think Jim will be quiet for awhile. Hey Jim it was funny, well fun for me :cool:

You there Mr. Future 1/2 Texas State Dubs Champ?
When we out?



Great job Live Oakers D tell me about that ACE of yours :cool:

Great play today at the mini. I had alot of fun.



How did you do in your first mini :cool:

Team Kileer D's Danielle/D'atra 1st Place Tx St.Dubs. Champs!!!!!!!
Team Johnson & Johnson Vargas/Evans 2nd Place Tx St. Dubs.

18 players enjoy warm, 85 degree weather. Tracy Olson takes open with a 5 under par. 3 new players join us as the STDGA continues to expand. All first time amateur players to the Sunday or Wednesday league (starts April 7), get $5 in points towards merchandise.

Full results and points balances at:

http://home.grandecom.net/~bschmidt/Minis.html

GOOD JOB THERE D ;)
MARK, RT WAY TO GO!!!! :D

How did Joe and Russ do? Did we have any others from our area go?

Yea, how did the rusty desoto run this weekend?

By the way, congratulations. Good representation for STDGA. Keep up the good work. Who all is going up to Wichita Falls. I am going to play and visit my son at Sheppard AFB. Be leaving on Thursday and coming back on Monday. Still waiting to see if Chris comes up with a deal on a hotel.

Rusty DeSotos wheels fell off......

But you coudlnt tell from Russ' demeanor !!

Was good to see you again Russ, sorry we didnt get to card together all weekend...

Ok, I've been floating a couple of ideas on the Wed. doubles league, and so far I've received positive feedback. Locals, let me know what you think, others, go away ;)

1) Increase the ace pot to $2 per player. If we average 30 players (last year we avereaged 27), for 30 weeks, we would see about $1,800 in the ace pot. The idea is to NOT pay the ace pot till the conclusion of the league, and then split it between all acer's. Each ace gets a slice of the pie, so ace often! If it's not hit (unlikely!), we would CTP for 3 spots... 50%, 30%, 20%. Last season we had two wed. aces.

2) Increase the Pro entry fee to $10 ($6 to the payout, $2 to the ace pot, $1 for the party fund, and $1 optional for the mulligan.)

Ams would pay $8 ($4 to the payout, $2 to the ace pot, $1 to the party fund, and $1 to the optional mulligan). All mulligan proceeds would go to the course development fund at the end of the season.

Thoughts?

Sounds Great Brian its seem your always ahead of the game :cool:

I knew there was a reason they stoped making them.
Well Russ and Joe at least you had the lug nuts to get out there. Great job !!! wish I could have gone!!
( he said nuts ) in a Buthead voice.

Brian, I have an idea. On the CTP, mabey the person who was the furthest out get a chance to make his putt, if he dose he splits the pot with the winner. ( that way I may have a chance at some monies ) But your other ideas or changes sound good. Questions. When an ace is hit on the Wednesday mini does the team split the ace pot ? and if so will both the players on that team get to run at the CTP if no one hits all year ?

Sounds good to me from an AM's point of view, just wouldn't want to cut back on the number of Pros because of an increase in cost. What about it pros? Give him some feedback. See you on the course.

Bill, aces do not have to be split with your partner, that's up to you. That split has to be agreed to up front. Even if you have an agreement, the only one shooting the CTP at the end would be the person who hit the ace. If you want to split it with someone, that's up to you and your conscience.

I like your idea on the furthest out, but the problem as I see it is that it would take extra time to first determine who is furthest out particularly if two are close... you'd have to measure, step it off, etc. We have a limited amount of daylight on Wed's, particularly at the end of the league, so anything to delay the tee off, I'd be against.

Rusted DeSoto did great. They held up for awhile and lost it right at the end. Great job guys!

Good questions Bill. I had a feeling you were a deep thought type person. Enjoyed playing disc golf on the same card Sunday. I had to be careful how I word these things cause Dave will try to turn it another way. (Like if I had just said I enjoyed playing with you Sunday, you know how his mind works)

JB, I talked to at least 6 on Sunday, most if not all of them do not read this forum, and all of them liked the idea... Big Bird, Larry, Shawn, Tracy, etc. I doubt you'd get much pro response on here, maybe RT, James and Mark V. The pro entry fee going up is probably a done deal, we just need to decide on: 1, do we raise the ace pot to $2, and 2, do we delay the payout to make each ace equal in value.

Or 3, do we make Beastmaster change his avatar?

I know none of our guys would do it, but the last person up might try to throw away to have a chance at a putt to get some of the pot. I also have a feeling that with the players we have, we won't have to do a ctp at the end.

Champ (or is it champess), you don't like Mickey? Them's fightin words here abouts.

The price of pros going up is not big deal, I don't know about the ace pot, that one takes a little more thinking. Not that it matters much to me I am going to miss a whole lot of the weeks!!!!

Mickey is Ickey!! Peek-a-boo!

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I am glad you think I am number 1. I think you are #1 also! :mad:

Anyone playing Live Oak today , The Very Old Man and me will be out there

Dear Mrs. Vargas,

There are some details regarding your sponsorship agreement that we must discuss.

Mr. M. Mouse is quite powerful and all knowing. Not an entity to be trifled with.

Please contact our offices immediately so that we may discuss certain issues arising from your latest post.

Sincerely,
Mark Atwood
Hill Country Flyers
The Evolution of Disc Golf
Mickey Fan Club Charter Member

Dave I'LL take 5 on the very old man. :eek:

That Very Old Man is going to KICK YOUR BU**, SUCKER!!!!

Mr. Atwood,
Please check your email on how I feel about Mr. Mouse and members of his fan club.

Danielle Vargas
Team Evilution
18131
Mickey Mouse is DEAD

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Bill, but he can't handle the pressure of the game let alone putting money on it.

That's it, it's the dog and kid card for you from now on. Mickey's not dead, he's sitting here on my desk.

Why would she want to play on the same card with you and Dave? OOOps. I better be quiet or I might get stuck with Dave.

Danielle, congrats on the ace!!! What a high eh!!
To hit one on a big day like that, so cool :cool:

My partner hit the ACE not me!! She did give me some cash and payed for our entry to World Dubs.

Bring on the dogs and kids and short tees, all that crap makes me a better player.

Mickey is sittin on something! :D

OH MY BAD!! I thought they were talking about you. :o
Well cograts to your partner!!
And to you on 1st place

I wish. Thanks for the congrats. Brought it back to LIVE OAK!!

My partner hit the ACE not me!! She did give me some cash and payed for our entry to World Dubs.

Bring on the dogs and kids and short tees, all that crap makes me a better player.

Mickey is sittin on something! :D



D you get any better you'll be playing Open Go D

What's this. Dave gave someone a compliment. I don't smell a mouse, I smell a rat.

Jim/Dave...

I'll gladly join you guys today. I get out of work at 4:00PM though, so if you guys are already on the back, I'll probably just go solo. Any idea what time you guys will be out there?

What's this. Dave gave someone a compliment. I don't smell a mouse, I smell a rat.



No Jim the way you been smacking you just plain smell :D

Travis, I will be out about 3:45. It takes me 15-30 minutes to get warmed up.
Dave, that is the smell of cheese and it is coming from your area.

What's this. Dave gave someone a compliment. I don't smell a mouse, I smell a rat.



Where's the LOVE Jim See what I'm saying

Sounds good, Jim.

Dave how bout you? 3:45 also?

I don't want to keep you all waiting any longer. I know you are on the edge of your seats waiting for the results of the big challenge of the day. The Very Old Man whipped up on the young whipper snapper and sent him home with his tail between his legs. He probably won't show his face for a couple of weeks now.

Couldn't make it out there today guys....boss was breathing down my neck. Anyhow, I'll be there tomorrow if anyone wants to join in.

Good Job Yount!!! Keep it up Partner! :D
Hopefully, I will see you guys on the Lynx soon!
God Bless RT

I don't want to keep you all waiting any longer. I know you are on the edge of your seats waiting for the results of the big challenge of the day. The Very Old Man whipped up on the young whipper snapper and sent him home with his tail between his legs. He probably won't show his face for a couple of weeks now.



Had a good game yesterday even after braking my shoe lace, hurting my back fixing a flat tire on my way out to play and forgetting my disc bag. Jim came through and let me us one of his putters to play. Good job Jim and the 2 stroke win :cool:

The way I saw it, he was wearing flip flops, a little old lady changed his flat tire for him and his putting was like usual.

RT, have you got any more flyers for your tournament? I gave mine away yesterday. Bring some with you if you have more and I will take some.

who's in for some disc golf today?

Any of you SA freaks no of a DEPENDABLE person looking for work? Let me know if you do ASAP please!

Ok, the rumour is true, we are going to lose holes 5-9 in Red Horse Park due to citizen complaints. They complained about the damage all the ams are inflicting on the trees ;)

On the bright side, we get to design 6 new holes in the nature preserve that is just down the dirt road after hole 12. So we'll have 19 when we're done, and though they may not be as manicured as the Red Horse park holes, they should be longer and more challenging.

All this will be done in the next couple of months. Stay tuned.

**** it Mickey, uncover your eyes!!!!!

Oh well, change is a good thing. Come to think of it I have seen the beastmaster take off a few peices of bark on that side, but wait, do retired DGers count as am?!?!? ;)

I'm pretty sure I've only hit metal over there. On several occasions. I live in negative space.

Anyone want to play at Live Oak today at around 4:00?

You mean like here???? (http://www.hoboes.com/)

What is that Mitosis or Meiosis? You know your a geek when you identify yourself with your science career on the PDGA web site. :D That is a nice 3D pic though. Did you make it or is it borrowed?

In an earlier life I made artificial chroms in yeast. Yep, some of us aren't just geeks, we're super geeks. :D

I am a teacher, I didn't steal it, simply borrowed it for the purpose of instruction, no teacher would ever think of violating copyright laws!!!! And by the way, I am a middle school teacher, calling me a geek is like a compliment compared to what I have been called in the past!!! :D:eek: :D

Being a geek is a badge of honor. And being a teacher geek is the best form of geekdom! I used to be an advanced teacher geek and miss it sometimes.

Borrowing science is good as long as you cite the source. :D I saw the pic and thought it would have been fun to generate it.

I think there is anoter web site for this. teachertalk.com
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forgot the h :o

Just wanted to say hi and comment on Zilker Park in Austin. I played it yesterday and think that the two courses that we have here are a more than a step above <-----Understatement) any way I was wondering if Circle C is worth driving back up there. every one take it easy and I look forward to seeing every one on sat.

I look forward to you not spanking my [*****] by 6 strokes next time we play UC.

Adam actually shot REALLY well today, John. He birdied 2 holes and I've got him working on his step and putts.

John, Circle C is worth the drive!!! Good course. Out of town the next couple of weekends, but look forward to playing with you some more after that. Peace.

Just wanted to say hi and comment on Zilker Park in Austin. I played it yesterday and think that the two courses that we have here are a more than a step above <-----Understatement) any way I was wondering if Circle C is worth driving back up there. every one take it easy and I look forward to seeing every one on sat.



Frost...real disc golfers in Austin don't play Zilker. It's nothing more than a family pitch and putt course. It's too crowded (because of it's central location, only 9 holes, and it's ease of play), and the players out there are true rec players.

Circle C is a different story. Not as cute and manicured as your courses in North SA...think holes #23 and #25 on Live Oak...now imagine two 18 hole courses with 36 comparable holes...except for bigger elevation, bigger and more trees, and much, much longer holes.

Yeah, it's worth the drive. Just bring plenty of water.

I don't want to keep you all waiting any longer. I know you are on the edge of your seats waiting for the results of the big challenge of the day. The Very Old Man whipped up on the young whipper snapper and sent him home with his tail between his legs. He probably won't show his face for a couple of weeks now.



Jim now tell us about the rematch yesterday :eek:

Spank spank and spank again 55 to 63 :D:eek:

The Battle continues? :cool: Have a great Day!

I thought the title sounded funny. Both of you guys are Class Acts in my book! Keep up the Good Work!

Circle C is 36 holes??


Thats the only course in Austin, that i havent played....


How long till we have 36 in Live Oak?

I'm guessing that Rooster made that oh so common "circle" mistake. He probably meant R not C. C is 18, R is, well, you know. :)

Yes Circle C is worth the drive, all 18 holes. :)

Like all City of Austin park courses, its kinda trashed from time to time, but the holes are cool and the course is definitely fun. Years of massive play and PARD apathy, do take their toll on CofA courses, but for the most part Circle C, Seawright (yeah, I know its short), Pease and Bartholomew are all worth the drive from Live Oak to play. At least come play 'em once and see what you think. Then you can get on here and tell US if they're worth the drive. :)

Oh, and Circle R's two 18-hole championship courses are so worth the drive its silly. Rolling Meadows is one of the greatest courses I've played anywhere, and Circ Hill is tough and taxing. You owe it to yourself to go.

As for Live Oak, heck, why leave? Its worth the drive from anywhere in the state. I've never been too big of a UC guy, although its good to have another course in that area, but Live Oak is the freakin' bomb, yo. :)

I agree with Atwood, Why drive any where else Live Oak has 30 holes of just about every shot you can think of!!!!!

Well Mark, let's not discourage folks from getting out to see the rest of the courses in the state. But, yeah, I wish I lived in Liiiiiiiiiiive Ooooooaaaaaak!

:D

O.K., You can leave Live Oak every once in a while. :D

Bill Karshis, you lurking?

I am looking for Bills phone number. Does anyone have it?

Not a clue here

Who will be at the Live Oak mini this Saturday?

Hey Travis, I will not be there for the next 3 Sat. Going out of town all three weekends!!!! Will be looking to play during the week next week.

Well, I'm going out to Live Oak probably around 3:45 - 4:00.

Anyone else be out there?

Hey Trav are we playing Live Oak or UC today.

Live Oak.

Rematch. Someone should have told me. I was out relaxing with some friends and trying to show the wife how to play. Was concentrating more on her game than mine, but that is okay. Better get them in when you can.

Today was horrible. Lost my Breeze to the water. :mad::mad:

Ima Gonna Try! :cool:... To make the Mini's out and about!

Anyone playing Live Oak today at around 4:00-4:15 :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone up for a birthday round for the brithday boy today?

Happy day, o happy day!

Vargas or Atwood?

:p

Happy B-day, man aren't you getting close to the Beastmaster's age????? :eek:

Happy Birthday Vargas!! Somebody buy that man a new pair of shoes!! :D

VARGAS is the big 2 8!!

South Texas Disc Golf Alliance
Bag Tags - Rules of Play

1) Any player may challenge another player in a singles match.

2) It is called a bag tag for a reason, KEEP IT ON YOUR BAG and readily available for challenges. Make and accept as many challenges as possible.

3) It is MANDATORY to accept challenges on the card at any organized singles tournament. This includes all club weekly/mini tournaments, as well as one or two day tournaments. It is not required that the tournament be sanctioned. It is not mandatory to accept a challenge from another card, unless there is no tag on your card to challenge, then that player must accept the first side challenge from another card. You are allowed only one side challenge from another card.

4) All challenges on your card have priority over any side challenges from another card.

Example: Big Bird (#5) and Mean Nellie (#14) are on the same card and challenging each other. Mean Nellie also has a side challenge with Jimbo (#33), who is on another card. Big Bird (#5) shoots a 51, and Mean Nellie (#14) shoots a 50. Big Bird loses that challenge and swaps tags with Mean Nellie. Mean Nellie, now #5 can settle her challenge with Jimbo. Jimbo shoots a 49, wow! So Jimbo wins the #5 tag from Mean Nellie and she now has the #33 tag.

5) The top three �2004" bag tags will be distributed to the top three finishers with �2003" bag tags at the Gonzales Open on March 27, 2004. All other tags will be sold first come, first served at $10 per tag immediately following the Gonzales Open. The top three finishers at the Gonzales Open will also receive a special award. Note: Because I took this over midstream, I was not prepared monetarily to give out awards beyond the top three � Brian. For 2004, the top 10 bag tag owners who make it to the final bag tag challenge... the 2005 Live Oak Ice Bowl, will receive a special award, and the right to purchase the top 10 tags for 2005.

All looks fair to me!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone up for a birthday round for the brithday boy today?



Sound good to me what time :cool:

Happy Birthday Vargas!! Somebody buy that man a new pair of shoes!! :D



I dont know about that, have you seen the size of those sucker! Would have to go to the Clown Outlet store for them :D

HAPPY BIRTYDAY MARK

Happy Birthday Mark. Hope you have many more. I would be more than happy to play a round with you on your birthday. I can be out about 4. Hope the weather holds.

Thanks everyone!!!! I feel so much wizer today!!! :D

How about a Birthday Round!!!! 4:15 pm all are invited Hole #1 Live Oak!!!!!!!

Look at the cute little cake by your name for the special birthday boy. How cute!

Wow, a 49. That must have been for 9 holes if I shot that..

Geat shooting Jim!!!!!! That probably means you came in 1st in the sunday mini!!!!!Congrats!!!!!

Sunday Mini Results: Jim Yount WINS Open Division!!!!!! Jim also takes CTP,and Random draw doubles to sweep the day!!!!!!!!

Great shooting Jim!!!

Happy Birthday, Mr. Vargas! Celebrate your anniversary of coming into this world every year with great enthusiasm. It signifies that you've put another year of learning and growing into your internal hard drive, and it means you survived what can be a difficult world for another year. Congratulate yourself, and have a piece of that cake. :)

Or you shot from the short tees, jj D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GUY!!
feeling wizer eh? must have been from those wizers you were drinking last night . have a good day!! rember let the birthday boy win today ( Dave , Jombo ) that meens you guys!

Yea Bill, I figured I would throw with my left hand today and give him a chance. Ha!

Now Dave just found out how he beat you. :eek:

Hey guys and gals, long time no see. I have been in my annual winter hibernation so long that I forgot the times and days of the mini's. Is it Saturday at UC at 9:30? Let me know please. I'm looking forward to playing again soon. Thanks. Jerald

Jerald, Sat mornings are at 8:30 at live oak (dubs), singles Sun mornings at UC @9:30

Bill check you private messages.

SAT LIVE OAK 8:30 AM
SUN : UC 9:30 AM THE DOUBLES AROUND 12:30

SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS ( I'M NOT YELLING )

Who'll be out today?


Also, someone tell me where I can get good discs in this town!! I didn't see Joe Minela selling anything.

Brian Schmidt you can find him on sunday at the UC mini's