whew!!!

I need a cigarette (http://www.dirtcheapcig.com/)!

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<FONT SIZE="-2">*note: the 2000 link was not done to ridicule. I was impressed by the person, the site and its content. Not every link is meant to humor. Ocassionally, I sneak in one to enlighten. My intention was to share this remarkable person. Sorry if I ruined the moment/msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gif</FONT>

I thought you were from Chicago, not Houston./clipart/wink.gif
I really like the 2000 link also. I've worked for the past 15 years with adults and children with disabilities and it is refreshing to see others who also appreciate "their" world.

Where do we go from here? (http://www.lyricsdomain.com/lyrics/30646/)? (http://www.lyricsdomain.com/lyrics/27081/)? (http://www.purelyrics.com/index.php?lyrics=gzygojfo)? (http://www.lyricsdownload.com/cgi-bin/frames.cgi?http://www.lyricsdownload.com/data/s/sandifer_phillip/sandifer_phillip_where_do_we_go_from_here.php4?r=1 )? (http://www.purelyrics.com/index.php?lyrics=chjnenrn)? (http://www.lyricsondemand.com/m/masterplyrics/wheredowegofromherelyrics.html)? (http://www.lyricstime.com/final/lyrics/38956/wheredowegofromhere.html)? (http://www.head2headweb.co.uk/buffy/16-wheredowegofromhere.php)

Ching, perhaps you need a hobby other than Frisbee Golf to fill your time...
You apparently are still overflowing with it.

I'm the white sheep of the family (http://www.nevilles.com/)/clipart/wink.gif

I'm b (http://www.rnw.nl/hotspots/html/usa001103.html)u (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushjackdaniels.htm)s (http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jvieira/vidflindrinb.html)h (http://www.buschmountains.com/)e (http://bootnewt.tripod.com/drunkdaughters.htm)d (http://www.shelbycountyliberalpress.org/scrubs2.htm) !

I still dunno how to throw my MRV

Buy an MRX. Fixed all my problems with the MRV.

Dunno was on Hawaii Five-0 with Jon Lord.

M (http://thesimpsons.com/mrx/)R (http://www.kh.rim.or.jp/~shou/index_e.html)X (http://www.marijuana-uses.com/examples/Mr_X.htm)

MRX (http://www.magna-rx.net/)

I don't have that problem. I have a Roc.

<FONT COLOR="ffffff">MrX</FONT> (http://www.mrxfx.com/gallery/mrx_reel.html)

Highly Illogical (http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html)

more (http://www.amiannoying.com/(4gn1jiqzeiqbgg45vn4vws45)/view.aspx?ID=1216)

It a cold November night in Chicago, Illinois.
Sunday, November 04, 2001 at 07:53 pm, to be exact. Ching Magnet sat mesmorized at his keyboard, reading Michael Bozik's response to Jed's now legendary question- "How Do I Throw My MRV?"
The normally verbose Ching was only able to peck out this response to Michael's thesis-
"thanks, Michael"
Thus began Ching Magnets quest for the Holy Grail.
Our friend Ching does not enter into matters such as learning the flight charecteristics of a disc lightly. He is very thorough in his research, and will utilize every resource available to him.
After almost 18 months of following the MRV thread daily, and digesting the over 2000 posts, Ching Magnet has decided to get an MRV of his own.
A dedicated Roc-phile, Ching is crossing over to the dark side.
Ching Magnet's MRV is actually enroute from Farmington, Arkansas to Chicago, Illinois. It is guaranteed to arrive by 3pm Saturday. I was going to post the tracking information but neither of us want to be overwhelmed by curious MRV thread groupies.
For all of you who feel that this thread is a useless waste of bandwidth, rest assured that much good does come from it.

Bi-discual /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Truth be known, I've always thrown both ways.
If a hub cap could consistantly get me a birdie, it would be in my bag, too.

The MRV arrived, but there's no intructions for it.

Ching probably ordered the MRV on May Day (http://www.planet.net.au/innovations/may96/mayday.html).

hey ching, how are you throwing that new MRV?

I want to call a violation on sandalman for inexcusably posting a legitimate Mr. V post on this thread.

yer just mad cuz i called your hairfarming self a sissy /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

my question was merely a followup to the inexcusably legitimate posting by Jeff Ash on Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 04:25 pm regarding the shipment of an MRV to Ching, and Ching's subsequent equally inexcusably legitimate on Monday, May 05, 2003 at 06:37 am.

I meant for it to be excusably illegitimate./clipart/happy.gif

HA! just like your kids /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

I took it out for about 30 minutes and didn't have very good luck with it.

I was wondering, what is an effective flight path?

It was shooting up high in the air, and if I threw it lower, it didn't fly very far.

I also threw turnovers, and it would turn over quickly, but also come back very quickly.

I was getting flutter coming out of my hand. The rim is shallower than my Roc, and that might be the cause of the flutter.

How do I get this thing to fly well?

My Hero starts looking through my bag last night. Sees an MRV and starts laughing.

Poor MRV.

Ching took "it" out!! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Hmmmm, Ching. That description sounds vaguely familiar.

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outed (http://www.dqfad.com/gallery.php?mode=toons&amp;dragid=367)

flat with assloads of spin, thats the secret

The key to throwing it right is to grab a Roc instead. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

<FONT COLOR="ffffff">MRV</FONT> (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;safe=off&amp;q= How do I throw my MRV&amp;btnG=Google Search)

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Nina (http://www.kycom.com/Hole_in_One.mpeg) has an ace with MRV.

That's how you throw an MRV......

<FONT COLOR="ff0000"><FONT FACE="SYMBOL">�</FONT></FONT> (http://www.ics.uci.edu/~dan/midi/rock/onlybegn.mid)<FONT COLOR="0000ff">The Beginning</FONT> (http://www.hardnews.cjb.net/)<FONT SIZE="-2"><FONT COLOR="ffffff">,with a slightly different end to it</FONT></FONT>

The magic, the music (http://www.tvland.com/theme_songs/tvl/aif/jeannie.aif), the lyrics...


Nina, Elite M R V, yea
Nina, Elite M R V, yea
Nina, Elite M R V, oh yea!

It goes right in the basket
It flies right in the basket
It goes right in the basket, oh yea!

Nina, just a little hyzer,
and then it flattens right out,
but oh it flies so straight.

Nina, Elite M R V, yea
It goes right in the basket
Nina, Elite M R V, oh yea!

Nina, Elite M R V, oh yea,
Another ace!

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<FONT SIZE="-2">Discr</FONT>After Forever

Have you ever thrown into the shoul - can it be saved?
Or perhaps you think that when you're DROT you just saved your par?
Is the Roc just a thought within your head or is it a part of your game?
Is Climo just a name that you read on a screen when you were online?

When you think about your putts do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?
Would you like to see Nick on the end of a stick - do you think he's a fool?
Well I have seen the truth, yes I've thrown the Z and I've changed my ways
And I'll be prepared when you're O.B. and scared at the end of your drives.

Could it be you're afraid of what your friends might say
If they knew you preferred the MRV?
They should realize before they criticize
The Roc isn�t the only disc to heave.

Is your mind so small that you have to fall
In with the pack whatever they fling?
Will you still sneer at Discraft gear
And say they may as well worship Lightning?

I think it was true it was people like me that crucified Jed.
I think it is sad the opinion he had was the only one voiced.
Will you be so sure when your disc is near, and you dis MRV?
Jed had his chance, but he let it drown, now he can't retrieve.

Perhaps you'll think before you say that Roc is the only one.
Open your eyes, just realize that the Z�s the one.
The only one that can save you now from an Innova fate.
Or will you still jeer at Discraft gear? Yes! I think that�s a mistake.

I thought this belonged on this thread.

Thanks to My-Hero for the link.

Star Wars Kid (http://www.jedimaster.net/)

I love it when Gollum has the light sabre fight with that guy who plays in the old Dracula movies.

Yeah, the Bela Karolyi dude that ended up being Kerri Strug's acting coach.

I'll never forget Bela carrying her off the rink after Tanya (http://www.tonyaharding.com/files/images/TONYA-HARDING_004.JPG) bashed her in the knee with a hubcap.

Who can forget that wedding night video with Tanya and Tommy Lee?

"Gigli", named after her ex-husband. I wasted a whole roll of quarters on that piece of crap film.

The Thread That Wouldn't Die

aka Night of the Living Thread

Hubcap B (http://fakerecords.8m.com/bloodshot/bloodshothome.htm)a (http://www.labambaandthehubcaps.com/mainpage2.html)n (http://www.rockcentral.com.au/bigwheelandthehubcaps.htm)d (http://www.seancastilloandthehubcaps.com/)s (http://www.islandpoetry.com/bigwheelie.htm)

SWK disc (http://www.cafeshops.com/jedimaster.7278484)

How to throw an MRV....
Buy the 2003 Worlds video. Elaine King will show you how. Hole 18, Snowbowl. I was there, it was a sight to behold!

What does Elaine King throwing discs have to do with this thread? /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Because she was so obsessed with James Caan that she bashed him in the knee with a hubcap.

She went psycho at the Bates Hostel

Didn't she beat that Washington State running back in a game of racquetball once? /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Her sister, Stacey, slept with Michael Jordan.

I wanna be like Mike (http://www.student.math.uwaterloo.ca/~mssteinm/). (http://hnv.nin.net/hnv3/sports.html)

Sad to see Agent 007, Charles Bronson pass away. He had that classic line, "go ahead punk, make a wish."

The talent show he hosted in the Ozarks rocks!

Trilobite fossils can be locally abundant in Ozark rocks.

I think you're a bit confused Jeff. It was Tribbles that were found there when TV fossil Leonard Nimoy stopped at a famous Ark. roadside eatery to try the Vulcanized Cheese Meld.

This thread is too critical to the survival of our sport to be toyed with by reporting inaccuracies of the magnitude you've attempted to foist upon the masses. Shame on you.

"Who's on foist upon the bases?"

-Louis Costello

"This thread is too critical ..."
Could it be Mark who is too critical?/clipart/happy.gif

Here's an Arkansas roadside eatery made of Vulcanized Cheese Meld. Diner (http://www.aristotle.net/~russjohn/things/orange.html)
Is that better, Atwood?/clipart/happy.gif

Great diner! Try the Kevin BLT.

I joined there (breakfast club) and got my Kevin for free.mmmmm-Kevin. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

heres my advice of how to throw and MRV.....take it out of ur hand and grab a Roc

The release point for throwing a MRV is much more critical than it is for a Roc. The margin of error for achieving proper spin is very narrow. Getting sufficient �nap with the MRV comes within 6� of separation.

Also, to throw a flat liner, keep your pivot foot loose.

Ching Magnet, a true MRV Thread Master! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Did Mutumbo throw an MRV in the air up there? I'm sure a few good men with tremors can throw those wild things.

Ching started it. Robert Leonard threw "and" MRV so it doesn't count. He's clueless along with Alicia Silverstone.

Alicia Silverstone's a Flintstones guest star.

I liked the Flintstones pet...Astro.

I forgot about Astro, mascot for the Sinclair Oil Company.

He doubled as the mascot for the Houston Oilers.

<FONT COLOR="0000ff">Luv Ya Blue!</FONT>

I liked the Jetsons pet...Dino. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

How about a pet monkey named "Cheetah".../msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

George Jetson, and his wife Weezy, lived in a deluxe apartment in the sky.

He use to fly around town in a Pacer.

Are ya sure it wasn't a Gremlin??????

Wasn't that Princess Layla's furry little pet on Battlestar Metallica?

Hey check out some of the new remakes of Star Wars Kid (http://www.jedimaster.net).

SWK - The Movie is good. (small file has same content as large file) For sheer imagination and use of technology, check out UndercoverSWK.

I still roll on the floor when I watch these videos.

And...on thread...didn't the princess have a pet tribble?

No, it was a Gremlin that went to a party school.

<FONT SIZE="-2">ahhhh.....fondly remembers the pool scene...</FONT>

In Moscow, right?

What was Ma's cow doing on Rock Hudson?

Rumor has it, Rhett, that the pool scene with Phoebe Gates was what inspired her brother Bill to invent the internet and all its adult content.

I dated Phoebe Gates before she met her husband, Calvin Kline.

She gave me a virus after I slipped her my worm.

Excitable Boy is at rest.
Gonna' miss you Warren.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I'd buy that disc...the Z-VON

Hurt (http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/6740.html) Heart (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/12/entertainment/main572842.shtml) /clipart/sad.gif

What did Jack Tripper say to the Reaper "Come and knock on my door"

Hello
My name is Johnny Cash

pure original GREATNESS

*watching the PBS special right now, "J.Cash Anthology"

a MUST SEE

celebrate him

Just in case any of you want to create your own cult...

Create-a-Cult (http://members.aye.net/~abrupt/house/createacult.html)

Jeff, where do you get this stuff? /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

btw.. when I finished selecting all the cult boxes and clicked on create cult, I got url missing.... what's supposed to happen next?

Great Stuff (http://mirrored.flabber.nl/gollumrap/)

Rich, I found that one looking for worksheets for my students.
What happens next?
You are to lay all of your clothes on a bed, put on a white robe, and wait...
Seriously, I didn't check to see what happened after clicking "create cult", but that sure does take the fun out of it doesn't it?/clipart/sad.gif

Another tragic loss- Robert Palmer dies of a heart attack./clipart/sad.gif
He leaves behind an impressive collection of recorded material.
Two of my favorite Palmer songs are I Want A New Drug, and Workin' For A Livin'.

Man, that is Simply Unbelievable.

MRVs are Simply IRRESISTABLE!

Not to take away from the Robert Palmer news, but I think that an MRV may be best thrown while wearing a "utilikilt." http://www.utilikilts.com/

Collared shirt, kilt, no problem.

Don't knock the kilt.

A friend of mine is pictured on that site. http://www.utilikilts.com/photoGal2.htm 3 up from the bottom on the right hand side.

He competes in Strongman competitions and Scottish/Gaelic games wearing his kilt. He's like 300 lbs., and not to be [*****] with.

I'll try and get him to throw an MRV sometime.

I thought Huey Lewis sang "I Want a New Drug". Did he die too? /clipart/crazy.gif

Yeah, but he actually ripped that off from Bruce Hornsby.

That's ok. Bruce Hornsby stole his hit from Doris Day.

Kay sa-ra, sa-ra, what ever will be, of my MRV?

Doris Day and the Time. They also sang Jungle Love which was a remake of The Glen Miller band's hit from the early 70's.

Doris Day and the Time.....now that was a good one, Rick! /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Didn't she also write a book called "I'm old and I like Rain"?

I prefer the Soul version of Jungle Love by Gladys Night and the Pimps.

New Game!

I'll take an obvious movie quote, translate it from English to French to English to German to Italian to English to Portugese to English to Spanish to English, and print it here.

Your job: Guess the movie.

Let's start with a really easy one.

It jumps the boat therefore the Hong-Kong and the I more form my
direction in continuous Thibet and has taste of looper more with a
course in the Himalaja more. More when looper, an automobile, more
when looper, you know a Scot. Therefore the legend to these is for
Scot and who thinks about that lheo that it gives? LAMINA De Dalai.
Twelfth line LAMINA. The dresses at night of me I drain, frappement
bald of the person of the beauty.... As this is in the first part in
the T with him. D� the conductor. Distant absent he and of the
ain-great transport more when hitter of whacks, LENGTH of the LAMINA,
in a jump of the foot of the thousandth ten, part of the right to the
surface more under possible of this ghiacciaio. Sapete, of that one
that indicated the LAMINA? Gunga of galunga of Gunga..., galunga of
gunga. Therefore we finished the units of the eighteen-width and go
rigid and the legend of I, "Hey, the LAMINA, h�, that you he
would say something, I you we know, for the effort, know." And
here, "Oh, uh, are not he does not say nonmoneies, but, if you
stop to die, in its base of the inoperative women, to the left they
you you receive the total of an amount of consiousness." Apanhei
therefore I this goin' for, the one that is pleasant.

And here's another, just because it's the weekend.

They have a greater boat of the necessity.

a) Caddyshack
b) Jaws?

ahhh... the sweet MRV... 200 feet between 85 golfers and the $282 ace pot that no one hit... sweet MRV, how do i throw you? flat and straight, just of the left of the tone pole... ah sweet MRV... 7 feet past the pole, and holding off all others for the cash... THATS how to throw an MRV!

Tin Cup

You must have thrown it well at Red Rock!Nice shooting congrats on your win.

thanks dale, it sure worked on that shot. looking forward to playing with ya in the same division again soon

sandalman that means you would need to move either to ADV or OPEN Master because I think Dale's sand collecting days are over are yours??

my rating says i should be playing AM2, so no those days are not over. i'm already playing up, i dont "need" to move anywhere

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Ratings are a CROCK of [*****]. so winning by 21 strokes is playing up. WOW hate to see what you would do to the guys you should be playing with.

There's no such thing as Open Master.

like i said elsewhere, i played about 40-50 points above my average... i had a good weekend. if it continues i'll move up. if it doesnt then i am where i belong. it would have been much closer if dale and larry had played in adv master like they originally intended. like it or not, 922 is NOT a pro master rating.

btw, i do play pro master sometimes in order to prepare for the day when i am good enough to consistantly play there competitively.

just tell them that you are waiting for Am worlds. That works for most people. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Your ready Sandalman!! drop the SAND, alman come play with us/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

i am waiting for Am Worlds in 2004. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

a lot will be decided over the next few months... i did good at moody's cuz the course plays to my strengths. so did states. if i can do well at carrollton, vpo and the z-boas/lewisville deluge coming up, then i'll know my short course game is ready also. i will prolly play most if not all the upcoming lewisville events as pro master. then i'll decide what to do about the spring schedule.

overall, chris, i think i'm getting close... but i need to see if it is repeatable or a fluke, and i need to find out if i can play short.

jerry, i am looking forward to it, believe me.

What happen to Worlds 2003??

didnt they already have worlds 2003? i didnt go

SANDALBAGGER!

hey thats what happens when ya FINISH a tournament! you should try it, dustBAG

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Caddyshark................
with Roy Scheider, who left his comedy partner, Avery, and made this thriller about a rabid gopher (http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/dancing-gopher.htm) on the loose. Ironically, Roy Jr. recently got mauled by a tiger working in the Ziegfried Follies. His daughter, Maria, is now Miss California. She married that actor with the silver teeth in the James Bond movies.

A friend of mine just informed me that a high school friend recently died. Here is the actual e-mail message he sent me. I swear!

Jeff.
Did you hear that Larry ######### passed away two weeks ago from phenomena.


I've never laughed so hard after hearing about a friend dying.
Is that a bad thing?

No, it's not a bad thing. We are here for you, Jeff. By the way, Phenomena was not a very funny movie. I think it starred Vinnie Barbarino.

I thought it was an album by LL Cool J. Actually it was. I always thought the song by Master P, "Make `em Say Uhh, na na na na" said "make `en say uhh, phenomena". Silly me.

sorry, . Moo moo, my bad.

When not used properly, spell checkers can be a bad thing. Phenomenon was probably a suggested fix for pneumonia typed incorrectly.

I used to work <FONT COLOR="0000ff">HERE (http://www.purityfoods.com/)</FONT> as a spelt checker.
They had absolutely no respect for the gluten intolerant so I was forced to resign.

My spell check wants to correct "Rodney" with "rodent".

Phenomenon was an album from ELO and Paul Lynde (http://www.queermusicheritage.com/HOMASSET/Lynde.jpg) who later played with his Traveling Dingoberries. :confused:

Wait a minute, Jed is now "Gretzky" on the new message board. Now none of this will make any sense.

we could start over.......Beethovan
I got a Rocin' pneumonia

The Show All button looks interesting.

When was the first message converted?

lost in space :confused:

Lost in space is about that robot, R2-D2.

"Danger C3-PO, DANGER!!!"


/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

The robot (http://www.aboyd.com/robots/lis.html) in Lost In Space,played by Burl Ives, later got it's own series as the lawyer on Ironside.

:( I grew up with Captain Kangaroo. All those goofy characters - Bernie Kopell as Dr. Green Genes.

I liked Capt. better than Mr. Rogers, who I always thought was a little light in his loafers.

Yes, ChingMagnet, we will all miss the creator of that comic strip classic- Dennis the Menace.

I think it has been long enough.................

6 under Paar

Bra ha ha

What kind of person would name their child Spruce Lee?

Scott Stokely ? (http://www.stickdeath.com/spruce2.html)

I work with someone named Spruce Lee. When introduced, he said, "They call me Spruce". It will be there forever.

With a name like that I bet he gets needled all the time.

Any time now and Jeff Ash should chime in with his normal corn.

Normal corn (http://www.peggymunson.com/normal.html)

Buttery Bust and the Honey Queen (http://www.thom.org/gallery/set/mnfair99.html)

<FONT SIZE="-1">Black Betty had a child,the [email protected] thing gone wild. She said it weren't not of mine.The [email protected] thing gone blind.

She really gets me high - you know that's no lie.She's so rock steady and she's always ready.

She's from Birmingham, way down in Alabam.Well she's shaking that thing.Boy she makes me sing !</FONT>

<FONT SIZE=" 1">BAM-E-LAM</FONT>


abso-frickin-lutely hilarious stuff (in reference to the entire thread drift). Though frightening to know that everything I once knew was incorrect, it is comforting to finally know I knew nothing... anyway seriously who really sang the 'Black Betty' song? I remember that song from around 1970 on AM radio and it is driving me crazy trying to remember who sang it (no it is no the Who :p). Hey I know it a short drive, but I'm delaying until I get the wheels back on the house... :D

Ram-Jam. Closer to '72-3. Still played @ KC Chiefs games. And yes, if you look at the time of this post, I must be bored...

black betty had a baby - that thing could eat jest about anything. he had a "Leadbelly"

Allan Ludden was her pimp.

I didn't get the "Leadbelly' inference...Hudie mean?

hudie 'n the blowfish. they support john edwards. i liked it when howard dean led better.

Ledbetter, then cream? Baker still in race, ginger snaps.

Ginger baked with Cream.

Makes ya wonder who'll win this thing and take up residence in the White Room...with black curtains...

Blute:
You left out the 'ram-a-lams.'
"Black Betty had a child, ram-a-lam, the **** thing went blind."
:D

P.S.
Leadbelly was a famous bluesman, many years ago.
There's a great true story about him, but it's waaay off topic, as he never threw the MRV. Neither have I, come to think of it. Are they worth having?

Thomas Jefferson Airplane was never in the White Room. He lost by a hare.

Yeah, but Spock got real hy'zered in his Starship...and Chekov and Sulu were his bitchez..."and the White Pillz McCoy gives you, don't do anything, at all"...

I think that I shall never see
A disc as lovely as my MRV
A disc whose orange Z plastic glows
Like lovely liquid lava flows
A disc whose orange Z plastic flies
Like Pegasus upon the rise
Any fool can plainly see
My MRV stuck in that tree.

Thanks, Mr. Ed

M R V (http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/beatles6/LETITBE.mid)
When he found himself in times of trouble
Jedidiah came to the web to plea
Seeking words of wisdom, MRV.
And in his hour of greenness
Tree is standing right in front of he
Seeking words of wisdom, MRV.

MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
How Do I Throw My MRV? .

And when the silly-minded people
Posting on the thread decree,
There will be NO answer, MRV.
For though the thread may be drifted,
Is there still a chance that Jed will see ?
Nah...There will be NO answer, MRV.

MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
Nah...There will be NO answer, MRV.
MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
How Do I Throw My MRV? .

And when Nick Kight is pouty,
There is still a thread that drifts for thee,
Drift on until tomorrow, MRV.
I reply with a spin on music
Jedidiah's p�ssed at me
Seeking words of wisdom, MRV.

MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
There will be NO answer, MRV.
MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
How Do I Throw My MRV? .

:D

Thanks a lot Ching Magnet. I read the news today oh boy, and Paul McCartney is suing Discraft, he thinks the MRV song bears too much resemblence to a song he wrote. Why doesn't he just let it be?

MRV, you're not half the thread you used to be
There's a shadow hanging over thee
Oh, help us believe in MRV...

I'm just glad Michael Jackson hasn't changed any lyrics....

Young boy cryin' in the dead of night
take this Jesus Juice and learn to fly...

And the Grammy goes to...... ChingMagnet!

Abba Take a Chance


If you change your mind
Throw the hyzer line
Use the MRV
take a chance on Z
if you need it
for the throw
gonna be around
if you got no route to go
throw a roller down
if you�re all alone
when the pretty discs have flown
throw the MRV
take a chance on Z
gonna fly the very best
and it ain�t no lie
if you put it to the test
if you let it fly
take a chance on Z
throw the MRV
take a chance on Z

Not the quality of ChingMagnet...but a first stab

bravo...well, I liked it.

John Lennon wrote a song, Mary in the Rough with Violets. There was a controversy about the meaning of the title, a whole generation of young hipsters became addicted to MRV because of that song.

:D:D:D:cool:

Picture yourself on a course on a river
With sheep in the fairways
And goats on a farm
Suddenly someone is there at the tee pad
The guy with the thousand foot arm
He's got you by one and the gallery is there
Waiting to take him away
Your firebird is trashed and your T's in the creek
This isn't your luckiest day
It's down to one shot, you must get an ace
Cause he just set up for the 3
You reach in your bag with a grin on your face
You whip out your M---RV

Mary in the Rough with Violets
Mary in the Rough with Violets
Mary in the Rough with Violets
Mary in the Rough with Violets
AAaaaaaaaaah

And somewhere out there Julian has a tear in his eye. :D

Tell Julian to stop crying, or Yoko will start singing, then we'll all have tears in our eyes :D

At least Julian's half brother is a pretty good singer for U2.

Bo knows...disc golf.
Word.

Bo knows Cher.

Bo's hip was never the same after the skiing accident at the Winter Olympic Games.

Was that in the Summer of '42 or the summer of love?

It was Donna Summer who gave him the Bump after she found him sleeping with Chrissy from Three's Company.

I'd like to see Chrissy from 3's Company and Suzanne Sommers do a one-some. They'd call is One's company

Summer Don Na

Some are dumber than others...people that is. Don cha think?

Bo knows...MRV...

Bose? No, MRV...

Can a man with one ear hear a stereo?
Pick your own asso...[*****]hole!

Can a man can a tuna or can a tuna ruin a man?

Hey Ya!

My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know fo shooo..
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Ace hole number fooo..
Don't try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, thank god for Walt and Ed
For sticking through together
'Cause we love to throoowww...
UH!

[Chorus]
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..


[Verse Two]
You think you've got it
Ohh, you think you've go it
But a Roc just don't get it
Cuz' it's nothing at
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaallllll..
We've thrown a Roc
Ohh, we've thrown a Roc
But MRV always better when there's Roc by
InovaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA
If what they say is ('MRV forever')
Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes
Then what makes, Then what makes MeRV?
(Love exception) So why you, why you
Why you, why you, why you are we so in denial
When we are not happy heeeerrreeee...
Y'all don't want me here you just wanna throw

[Chorus]
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (Don't want to meet your daddy, OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just want you be my caddy OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH, don't want to meet yo' Roc-a OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just hurry throw this hole-a OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (I'm, OHH OH I'm, OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (I'm just being honest OHH OH, I'm just being honest)

[Bridge]
Hey, alright now
Alright now fealous, (YEAH!)
Now what's cooler than bein' cool?
(ACE HOLE!) I can't hear ya'
I say what's cooler than bein' cool?
(ACE HOLE!) whooo...
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, Ok now ladies, (YEAH!)
And we gon' break this back down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin'
Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Gimme some suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we throw!
Make it, make, make it, make it (OHH OH)
Make it, make it, make, make it, make it, make it (OHH OH)
Make it, make it like a Poloroid Picture, make it, make it
Mmm you got to, make it, mmm make it, make it, got to make it
(Make it Suga') make it like a Poloroid Picture

[Verse Three (Repeating 'Make it' in background)]
Now while Discett� and Circle 2
And Ching Magnet, write down the score
(Get down the score)
You know what to dooo..
Yooooouuu.. know I do

[Chorus]
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Uh oh, Hey Ya)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Uh, uh, OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)

How frightening is it to discover that your little niche in life may well be the "How do I throw my MRV......" thread? This is a question I have asked myself. And myself has answered, when all seems lost, be playful.

How frightening is it to discover that your little niche in life may well be the "How do I throw my MRV......" thread? .



About as frightening as reading this whole thread and realizing that in the time you it took you to read it, Jed has probably dumped his MRV in favor of the Z-Wasp, then dumped that for a Buzzz, but is not about to post the question we have all been breathlessly awaiting, "How Do I Throw My Buzzz?"

Curious... "How do I throw my buzzzz...?"

Throwing a buzz... and to think all this time I've been wasting trying to catch one ;)

:D

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

Thanks Girlie! I had been idly searching my cranial convolutions for a signature.

what in the heck does any of this have to do with throwing my MRV ? :D:confused:

what in the heck does any of this have to do with throwing my MRV ? :D:confused:



When you come to truly understand your MRV you will no longer need to ask grasshopper.

Yeah, right! You haven't thrown an MRV have you? If you had, you wouldn't have to ask.

"Tafe the revelator......."
(with apologies to Son House and the Mule)

your right i haven't throw a MRV and after reading this thread i'am not sure i want too either,i mean just look at all you.
you've all gone mad

...........wrote the book of the Seven V's."

:confused:

TFO, just start each day asking yourself this one honest question and you may begin to understand - "What would Scooby do?"

These (http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=zbs783) might come in handy.

girlie- you've already caught a buzzzz, haven't you? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

"Scoo-bee, scooby doo......"
- old blue eyes, Elke Sommer (http://www.heresie.com/enfer/elke01.jpg), use to sing that....I forgot what year....

Mornin' all. I'm way ahead of you Big C, one already adorns my bumper. And I'm pretty sure Elke once hid under my bed for a week.

TFO, just start each day asking yourself this one honest question and you may begin to understand - "What would Scooby do?"


take two scooby snacks and call you in the morning ?

"Scoo-bee, scooby doo......"
- old blue eyes, Elke Sommer, use to sing that....I forgot what year....



Elke Sommer is no...
http://www.ann-margret.com/

We're on page 222, and here's a story about a hacker in Room 222 (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-2167/epid-45941/).

http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/room222.jpg




Awesome show title: The Fuzz That Grooved (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-2167/epid-45867/)

By George, I think you've got it!

I liked the episode when Karen Valentine and Robin Givens had a catfight trying to become one of the Sweathogs. Tootie sat on them until Spicoli came and broke it up.

Harry Morgan played Sgt. Kotter in the "Fuzz" episode.

...and Richard Simmons made a cameo...

The robotic Richard Simmons used to practice throwing his MRV on the grounds of Mr. Burn's estate, but Monty released the hounds and they chewed the disc up...

...shattering Smithers' dream of a menage a' troi (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-137/epid-19058)

Man, I can't just can't manage a toss with this thing -- can't someone please tell me how do I throw my MRV?

Man, I can't just can't manage a toss with this thing -- can't someone please tell me how do I throw my MRV?



You need one in each hand :o

You're a glutton for punishment if you love throwing an MRV.
You really must be into being sad you missed a cut.

Manly Red Velour?

:eek: This thread is still here? And people are still posting in it? The life of a disc golfer must be more bor....*cough* Yeah......weird.

Much to learn you have, young Jed, much to learn......

Young Jed will be off at college in August, and will be learning much then. No need to waste brains now.

Jed, you don't seem to show much appreciation for our efforts in the 223 pages of posts we made. If you can't even say thank you, then maybe we won't answer your next question at all...

It bears repeating........................................> (http://www.terminator-music.co.uk/MIDI/HEYJUDE.MID)

Hey Jed, don�t be so sad
Take a bad disc and throw it better.
Remember to pull it across your heart,
Then you will start to throw it flatter.

Hey Jed, don�t be afraid,
You just need to go out and practice.
The minute you learn to get the right spin,
Then you�ll begin to control it better.

And in time you may feel some pain, hey Jed, refrain,
The sore that you formed will soon callus over.
Although you know that it's a fool who�ll skip outta school
To try making his throws a little longer.
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.

Hey Jed, keep your nose down,
Bend your elbow, and follow thru your hit.
Remember to get more snap from your grip,
Then you will rip your drives much further.

So go on out and let it fly, hey Jed, tell why
You're waiting for some junk to perform well.
And once you throw a new CE, hey Jed, you'll see,
The Z-MRV is not your savior.
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.

Hey Jed, don't make us mad,
Take that bad disc and get one better.
Remember to get the Innova brand,
Then you will find the Roc is
better, better, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER!
no-no-no- NO - no - NO - nooooo
NO - no - NO - nooooo,
HEY Jed ..............

Oh yes, your effort over the last 223 pages has not gone unappreciated. It just so happens however that keeping up with it is not the highest on my high school priority list.

It just so happens however that keeping up with it is not the highest on my high school priority list.



Just what I was afraid of -- all this emphasis on proficiency tests is undermining the American educational system! Two hundred and twenty-three pages of first-class instruction provided by some of the finest minds in America, and still our young friend has not learned an important life lesson: how to throw his MRV. What if Davey Crockett had not learned how to throw his Bowie knife back in that one-room school house in Tennessee? The mind boggles...

I once had a high school priority list. The blockage made me so constipated that I had it removed.

Luckily for young Davey, the legendary frontiersman, Pat Boone, was there to tutor him. Davey would later go on many high adventures in Africa living with the monkees.

I have never made priority lists, enumerated life goals or any other such tommyrot and I have turned out just fine. And if you don't believe me you are welcome to discuss the topic with my parole officer.

Isn't Tommyrot the guy that Discraft quoted in their DGWN ad? "When I throw my new MRV, it makes me buzzz like a wasp!"

No, that quote came from Buzzzmeplz.

Nah, I'm pretty sure tommyrot is a deceased song writer for "The Who". He was a helluva pinball player before he succumbed to the lures of psychoactive drugs. Some folks even called him a wizard.

I think you may have gotten your movies mixed up. The Wizard wore big glasses and was named Olivia Newton John. She also appeared in Grease with Barry Gibb.

Tommyrot later teamed up with MR. Viscous to form the Anarchist Party. Unfortunately, there were too many problems involved, which made them often wonder why were they here.

Different Tommyrot Ching. This one was also a strong influence in the early days of Gateway. Worked in putter R&D I believe.

Tommyrot Ching had a cousin named Tommyrot Chong who went on to fame in Hollywood. Unfortunately, because of guilt by association, we now have to contend with the image of disc golfers as tokers, smokers, and jokers...

Ah. That explains why some people call me Maurice when I speak of the pompousness of the MRV.

All of which brings to mind a book I read in grammar school called the "Tommy-Sutra". I didn't really understand it at the time, but for some reason I am now having dreams of crawling out of my own butt; recto-cranial eversion methinks.

And at that very moment, Master from Kung Fu said unto me, "Grasshopper...you need only pull your head out far enough to see."

And Grasshopper replied, "Thank you Master. How does one tell far enough from too far?"

And then the guy said, "Flashlight,... helll, find my car keys and we'll drive out of here!" :D

The Master sighed and then he replied, "when the angle of the dangle exceeds the torque of the pork."

"Pork, Master???"

I always use Roncomatic's Porkmaster when deep frying my pork chops -- seems to hold the grease in better then the George Foreman grill. Wrap those chops in bacon, drop 'em in the Porkmaster, and you've got yourself one mighty fine meal. Just don't try to throw your MRV right away after eating one of those things unless you've washed your hands thoroughly, as it might slip from your grip and hurt somebody.

"Bacon up that sausage boy," and "Butter up that bacon."

Why this Disc is bad plastic
It's ploblematic
It's hyzermatic
Why it's grease Lightning

Go grease Lightning

You can grease a Lightning all you want, but that ain't gonna make it fly like no MRV, nosirree Bob!