Fascinating! Tony Orlando is from Winter Park, FL.

His favorite course is Bay Oaks in Fort Myers Beach.

Real rules or phantom rules?

jump-putt or putt-jump?

<FONT SIZE=" 2"> <FONT FACE="wingdings">[</FONT> </FONT> (http://www.chinesefortunecalendar.com/YinYang2.htm)

Woodway or Cameron....eh, Randy?

call it on yourself or wait for an official and hope they don't know the rules?

Go to sleep or add more useless nonsense to this thread?

....Guess you got my answer.

Courtesy violation or Curtis' valuation?

Drop down to Int. or play Adv.
Play pro or play adv.

(What went on in Chris's head)

Call it OPEN, or PRO? I'm partial to Open simply because most of the guys on tour aren't PROfessional/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Clowns or Clones? Refering to PG's Star Wars post.

Explain your posts or leave it to the imagination?

[sigh] Open means no age restrictions, it does not mean Pro. There are several "open" amateur divisions.

Open Master or Old Man Bagger?

Age restricted Open Master or You have to be over 40 but your skill level is Open to anything

Open or You can be of any age and any skill level

what does this have to do with "how do I throw my MRV"..

Gomer Pyle or Lost in Space?

Jim or AP? BTW, do you miss Gadget or Not?

Sally Field never did anything for me, nor did Glen Close. Jane Meadows wasn't bad, but Dale Bozzio was hot.

...and that's how Ching throws his MRV.

Either &amp; Terribly.

Par = 3 or WCP?

A somebody or walking?

The best way to throw your MRV is to put it back in your bag and pull out your ROCK

I mean ROC

No contest: Sharon Stone!

Matches I'd like to see: The Rock meets Barney Rubble.

Lita vs. Julianna. The Litacanratta is a hellish move to be sure, but a 1st run CE Eagle upside the head would be a finishing move that nobody would get up from. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

As long as this thread has been up has anyone learned how to throw there freakin mrv?enought already

another contributor

Whats up RANDY, and your not a contributor?

BURN THIS THREAD!PLEASE!!!!

Contributor or creator?

Disseminator or destroyer?

Destroyer or Love Gun?

Chile, I'm afraid, much like myself early in the life of this wonderful thread, that you have completely missed the point.

Creator, you say? We harken back now to the halcyon days of the little mrv thread, and hear from one of our earliest protagonists.....

By Paul on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 11:21 am:

(Martyr . . . look at the mess you've made.)

Curse or not to curse...

[*****] or #@!%&amp; ?

Spiderman or Star Wars

Ishtar or Water World ?

El Chile or El Presidente?

Martyr at least their NOT talking about _ _ _ I hope they all already know how.NO I do NOT want to be EL Presidente.SEE YA at WACO!

Wang Chung or wwwtinywanker???/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Well, since we needed some threads to look at, I thought I would do the honor of bringing this thread back.

Louie the lounge lizard would be proud!!!

Didn't someone write a song about him long ago? Louie - Louie? hhhmmmm - it wasn't by The Toadies, but it was another reptile or amphibian wasn't it?

The Froggs? (http://www.louielouie.net/Hist.html)

Hey - every other Discraft-related thread made it back to the front page today!!

Texas or Texas?/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

I think I HEARD TEXAS ... Hey melted plastic did you hear someone say TEXAS.

Although this is technically a Discraft thread by title, we all know it has absolutely nothing to do with Discraft.

"You are the best Single Serving friend I have ever met!"

Didn't you mean: "you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met"?

Or am I being overly picky again?

Overly picky or anal retentive?

redundant or saying the same thing?

Overly retentive or anally picky?

stop now please! or 2000 posts?

2000 posts or 3000 posts?

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles (oh, yeah!).

Things that make you say hummmmmmmmm!!!!!!or
Things that make you say mmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

TsingTao or Sapporo?
Large Saki or Small?
Yellow Fin or ***** Tuna?
Fingers or Chopsticks?
Shashimi or Sushi?
Burp....Cab or tow truck?

Ford

Rat or pigeon ?

<FONT SIZE=" 2"> <FONT FACE="apple chancery">Chinese Menu Guide</FONT> </FONT>

<FONT FACE="apple chancery">Beef = dog
Chicken = cat
Pork = rat
Duck = pigeon
Tofu = you don't want to know.</FONT>

funny. but isn't that for vietnamese food?
:D

Addams Family or The Munsters?

Diff'rent Strokes, Bye Bye Birdie or Ace Ventura ?

sad news.....
/msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gifBoo Who (http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/News/06/27/entwhistle.obit.reut/index.html)/msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gif
Long Live Rock!

actually, ching, the tofu is the one thing you CAN trust ;)

Actually Pat, cat is a a good souce of protien wether your in china or at home. Try some with some bamboo shoots and water chestnuts.

i like my CAT steamin', with a vinegar apperitif

I usually get the Cat Man Doo, with a Segeram's on the rocks.

Cat Man Doo? Is that what you find on your carpet the day after your roomate disappears and your kitty has a big smile on it's face?

Enron, Worldcom, or Xerox?/msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gif

CatMan, wasn't that eric burton?

I could eat Cat Soup from a ladle or a silver spoon.

Connie and Ray were proud of their son for that song.

Their son married a witchy woman named Tabitha.

And their son plays guitar for.....

Dire Straits.

appropo to nuthin... heres a view from my flat in <FONT COLOR="RED">Red China</FONT>
http://12.239.170.68/webcam/webcam.html

We'll miss you at wolf tomorrow. Glad to hear/see you are well.

thanks randy. and ididnt have room in the suitcase for discs, so i am jonesin hard for my care package of discs from Dusty. not like theres any room in this city though /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Way to bring this thread full circle Ching M. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

BTW, Pat, your cat looks comfy. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Red China? Didn't Eric Burdon write a song about that place?
"Land of the Rising Sun?"

Know what's great on cat?
Catsup!

I think Catman Cruthers had catsup on him in the Shining.

Ohhh...so that's what it was. I always thought it was red rum, but that would be backassward.

I also thought that was Redd Foxx.

Drier Straights is an easy expo map I created.

Catman Cruthers read love poems to Kitty Carlisle until her face turned red. That would make Mama Cass red-assed. Orsen (http://www.twilightzone.org/html/episodes/grids/g_bevis.html) loved red beans over rice.

hey dont forget to sing happy birthday to the communist party, which turns 81 today /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Only YOU, would want to commemorate this, pat!!!

/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

j/k

What a bunch of Bolsheviks !

yeah, this is one registered Republican who has some tolerance.

btw, cong-TX means "from TX" in chinese... i guess your name is true in any language /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

over here, they shoot the embezzlers just like they do the drug runners. maybe Bush can expand his philosophies to the capitalist pigs at Enron and WorldCom. <FONT SIZE="-2">oh wait, that would mean he wouldnt get as much fundage for the next election.</FONT>

Mmmmm...capitalist pig.

A little ginger, garlic, and Hoisin sauce, grilled on the Hibachi. Or maybe BBQ ribs. Yummy. Capitalist pigs feet nicely cured - pedicured, that is.
That'll send them a ...urp... message.

And now for something COMPLETELY different....

I miss my dog....it's weird around the house without JBR (Roc) around. /msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gif Even though he can be very annoying and WAY too hyper at times, I miss the little [*****]! There's just something about that dog that's kick arse. I come home and go to open the back door, and there he is...ears perked up, tail wagging, tongue out, doing this little hop where he rolls back on his haunches, and lifts his front feet off the ground over and over again, making the tips of his ears flap up and down.....[*****] he's cute! Then after he's done inhaling dinner (he's been watching me eat too much) and getting a drink out of the toilet, he comes up to my spot on the couch...drool hanging from his mouth, and puts his head right on my leg, and looks up at me with this face that just SCREAMS for attention...'Come on Dad. I've been waiting ALL day for you to come home...Could you PLEASE pet me!?!' He hasn't been gone a week yet and I already wish he was back. Oh well, it's only a month and he'll be back from boot camp. I can't wait!!! He'll be all hot and stinky, and all over me. Then it's off to the course!!!! I found a little backback I'm going to get for him so I can take him to the course more often. Then the fun REALLY begins. Look out HOMIE!!! Sorry, rambling on too much...

Ford

Doggie boot camp? He must have been a very bad poochie......or are you getting him "scared straight"? And are you really his Dad?

Maybe you need a date Candyman. I wonder if you can find a girl who can make the tips of her ears flap up and down?

NICE!!!

It's not really boot camp. He views it as summer camp, my folks dog views it as boot camp. Just a little hunting refresher course. He gets to swim in ponds and do what he loves to do...retrieve.

I met a girl like that once....and I've never been the same since! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Ford

<FONT COLOR="BLUE"><FONT SIZE=" 2">happy</FONT></FONT><FONT COLOR="RED"><FONT SIZE=" 2"> birthday </FONT></FONT><FONT COLOR="BLUE"><FONT SIZE=" 2">US of A</FONT></FONT>! yes, it is the 4th here already... have a fun and safe one, all y'all!

"GOD BLESS AMERICA" AND ALL THE BELIEVERS.

happy birthday AMERICA

yep, its a big day when the chinese congradulate ya!
Hey Sandalman, hope all is well with you today/tomorrow/yesterday.Happy 4th to you too../msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Congratulations are in order for that sexy guy, Nicholas Cage.

Way to go, Nick- you ol' hound dog! You've outdone yourself.

<FONT COLOR="ffffff">slutwhore</FONT>Whiter<FONT COLOR="ffffff">slutwhore</FONT>Trashier

Lol....that is great. I wish I could buy stock in things like "this marriage will last less than six months". If so, then I would be rich. [/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif]

Nicholas Cage=

Gaelic Nachos
Angelic Chaos
Ace Cash Lingo

uhh.... wrong thread /clipart/crazy.gif

"Snap out of it !"

- Dumbstruck

<FONT SIZE="-2">just for yuks.....highlight the last line of my previous post(start at the far left)</FONT>

Very clever ching.

Rich

<FONT COLOR="ffffff">thanksRich</FONT>/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

I just want to keep this thread alive, sorry if I wasted your time.

Killing time or injuring eternity? /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif
By the bye, that invisible ink is da BOMB!!!!

DIE,DIE,DIE,

...it will die soon enough, se�or Chili<FONT COLOR="ffffff">oldfart</FONT>.

you HAVE to check this out! it proves that there are some birdies that are more rare than an ace!

http://www.earthoffice.net/pics/mpgs/watchthebird.mpg

trust me it is worth the 1.3MB download.

sorry Willy, its not porn /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

mmm....a Chinese delicacy

Not looking forward to seeing you roll in the hay with a chinese pheasant,sorry meant peasant! /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

How is disc golf in China?

in a word: lonely. there aint none. too bad. basket would cost about $10, and discs proly about 50 cents.

Come on back, Sandals. Wolf aint lonely!

/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif thats a fact! it looks like maybe in November. just in time for some winter wolf. i miss wolf! oh wait, i forgot, i live in arlington now... hmmm...

<FONT SIZE="-1">E</FONT><FONT SIZE=" 2">L</FONT>V<FONT SIZE=" 1">I</FONT><FONT SIZE="-2">S</FONT>

where do MRV's go when it rains?

They hide, cause they know they will never be as good as a ROC!!! ROC's Rule in rain, shine, or thunderstorms.

Dude - thanks. That gave me a chance to review the thread. It's still funny. You've been telling us to dump the MRV's for 10 months now - you're nothing if not consistent.

Been to anymore Kenny Rogers concerts lately?

You mean the ramblin' gamblin' man ?

He's never been the same since breaking up with Messina.

That, and having his wife leave him for B.B. King.

Once they moved out of the house on Pooh corner, I guess she felt the thrill was gone.

I heard she got tired of not having money and drinking out of paper cups.

She went after Christopher Robin, only to get slammed by Lucille.

&amp;#1083;&amp;#1091;&amp;#1095;&amp;#1080;&amp;#1090;&amp;#1077; &amp;#1073;&amp;#1077;&amp;#1089;&amp;#1087;&amp;#1083;&amp;#1072;&amp;#1090;&amp; #1085;&amp;#1099;&amp;#1081; &amp;#1087;&amp;#1086;&amp;#1095;&amp;#1090;&amp;#1086;&amp;#1074;&amp;#1099;&amp; #1081; &amp;#1103;&amp;#1097;&amp;#1080;&amp;#1082;

"we're on the backside of the moon and no one would know"

"fritter and waste bandwith in an offhand way"

"the par is the same in a relative way, but your bolder....."

"The conditions of the action are in accordance with the observations but the observations do not agree with the effects that the actions are supposed to have given these conditions."

"remembering games and bangin' chains and laughs-
got to keep the hyzer on its path."

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If someone should come up to me and challenge me to a fight, I would take them kindly and forgivingly by hand, lead them to a quiet place and kill them."

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fect) v.
To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater

FRUST (frust) n
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup'kus) n
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

VEGETARIAN
an Indian word meaning lousy hunter

I have suffered from phonesia.

Haven't we all/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

John, thanx for what I consider to be the single most incredibly funny post I have ever read. Carperpetuation almost cracked my rib!!!! See ya @ VPO.

Not necessarily new, but funny none the less.

My pleasure Rob, See you soon.

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years."

"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."

You just might be a redneck if......
..... your disc bag says "POTATOES" on the outside.

You just might be a redneck if......
....you use your disc for a coaster, dinner plate, fishing weight, dust pan, pooper scooper, fly swatter, infant paddle, or a MaryJane tray.

Don't forget doggie drinking water bowl.

This sentence no verb.

You might be a <FONT COLOR="ff0000">REDNECK</FONT> if you come from <FONT COLOR="ff6000">TEXASS</FONT>..../clipart/lame.gif..../msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

<FONT COLOR="ff0000">.........................</FONT>/clipart/smile.gif

You just might be a redneck if......
....your cousin uses your mini as her diaphragm.

Wow, I started this thread over a year ago, and it is still here. Surprising.

welcome back jed ...we all missed you.....where have you been....haven't heard from you since you caused a rucus in sarasota /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

and why are you up at 1 am on a school night young man /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

so tell us Jed, did you ever learn to throw that MRV?

I bet he got a Roc!!!

I still have the MRV, but I prefer my beat-up Roc.

While I'm not placing any blame for the "fiasco", It did totally ruin my enthusiasm for disc golf. I won't ever enjoy it as much as I did before the incident. I only play one every 2 or 3 weeks, and even then it isn't much fun anymore.

Jed, Did the "fiasco" on the course ruin your enthusiasm, or the "fiasco" of this thread?

The "fiasco" on the course. I didn't know there was a "fiasco" on this thread. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif Did I miss something? /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Sad to hear it Jed. Hope it gets fun for you again. This thread sure was fun for me! /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Jed, Didn't you read the 1,400 posts on this thread?

Nope. I didn't want to dig through that many posts.

Didn't Fiasco perform "Rock Me Amadeus"?.

That was Falco. Ended up ODing on drugs though.

Speaking of threads.. The Mayan 'Indian' calender ends on December 21st, 2012. I first the motion that day be slated for "The Worlds Biggest"! The hot stamp logo could be printed on just MRV's.

I thought Falco was Tony Soprano's wife.

No, he sang "Der Biesball Boss".

Actually Falco stepped off a curb in Munich and got hit by a 'magic bus'.

"The Who" got a hit by the magic bus.
They are well known for their rock soap-opera Tammy about a deaf dumb and blind kid who played a mean foosball.

Did that come out first?

Disc Golf Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've thrown a beat up Roc.
From KC down to Austin
You must have heard them talk.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
On any disc golf course
That Comet throwing phenom
Sure makes that thing fly straight!

He doesn�t use an x-step,
funkiest thing I 've ever seen.
Keeps it in the fairway
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
but his putting ain�t so great.
That Comet throwing phenom
Sure makes that thing fly straight

He's a disc golf wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A disc golf wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those coughs and hacks,
Don't see a single tree limb
Watch how that Comet tracks.
Always has the box,
oh how the locals hate
That Comet throwing phenom
Sure makes that thing fly straight

I thought I was
the master of disc golf.
But I just handed
My Z-Boaz tag to him.

Even on my favorite course
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's gotta have a weakness, but I�ve
Never seen him fall...
That Comet throwing phenom
Sure makes that thing fly straight

Eminence Front...it's a put on...put on...
Come on, join the party, dress to kill...

Comets blow. All hail the Roc!

Nice post, Jeff
Think, you can make it over to the Hillclimber. I can hook you up with a good baby sitter if needed.

Would that babysitter be for my five year old son, or for Kid Roc?/clipart/proud.gif
I have heard nothing but good things about the Hillclimber, and really wanted to go this year, but didn't think it would be possible.
NOW, IT IS POSSIBLE!
Marty, I welcome your offer and will be there.
I'll e-mail you for the details.
Thank you!!!!! /clipart/happy.gif

Jeff,

That sounds like a plan. Try to bring some more of those <FONT COLOR="ff0000">Razorbacks</FONT> with you, especially Advanced masters. I need some competition so Greg dosent make me play Advanced, I feel bad when I whip-up on those young'uns /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

i've seen that comet man with a C.E. ROC in his bag

Jeff, say it ain't so! It'd be a shock to my reality! /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Would you feel better if I told you it was pink?

"Shock the Martyr"

Wasn't that done by Peter and the Gabriels?

Wouldn't it be better to be, "Back on the Chain Gang", or would you be a Pretender?

Yes, that makes me feel better.

Oh, and I think you meant Peter, Paul &amp; Larry. After a brief success on the '60's folk scene, they went on to successful careers in radio and television. One is a news anchor, one is an on-air personality and one hosts his own call-in talk show.

And now you know....


....the rest of the story

BTW, which one's Pink ?

Ins't Pink the daughter of Simply Red??

Barry White and Helen Reddy (both Jewish).

"I Am Yenta, hear me whine...."

That's right, and her twin bro Floyd cuts hair in Mayberry.

Andy Warhol and Lucille Ball

Parents of Andy Dick ?

/clipart/proud.gif<FONT SIZE="-2">Welcome Back Ching Magnet!</FONT>

/clipart/wink.gif

Stiv Bators was killed in a freak accident.

As he was stepping off the curb, he was hit by a
meaty beaty big and bouncy rubber baby buggy bumper.

BOMP!
That young loud &amp; snotty boy was dead .

Pink (http://www.geocities.com/peterpatti.geo/barrett.htm)
I swear some of these pictures look like Martyr.

Didn't she shack up with The Band?

They shared a White Room with black curtains in a Red House over yonder.

I'm neither as insane as Syd Barrett or as gifted as David Gilmour (but I do own some of those clothes /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif ).

I'm sure those scarfs will make a comeback, Martyrman.

Hmmmmm...paisley golf discs.......

I've heard that Prince is working on a hybrid version of the MRV at his studio in Paisley Park.
Rumor has it that the new disc will be called "Raspberry Beret".
Not sure how well it will be received.
I think it will be the kind you find in a second hand store.

There's no way out of here, when you come in you're in for good.

..the part you played, the chance... you took.

He consulted with Monica Lewinski on the design.

It's nice and gripy around the rim, but despite being hard as a Roc, it still gets bent easily.

<FONT SIZE="-1"> <FONT COLOR="0000ff">*always wash your discs after they get soiled</FONT> </FONT>

"He consulted with Monica Lewinski..."

Are we to assume then that it will be more of an oval shape and designed to fit well under wooden obstacles?

I gotchyer "Mando" right here......

...it slips through her hands
like grains of sand -

Watch it go !

CE Del Monica...the newest smokin' disc...

Sid Barrett? I know the Chargers whooped the Raiders today, but that's no reason to bring up old Chargers coaches!

Sid Barretts mom was Rona, she wanted me. After an interview with her we made some ariFAT dude wait while we danced.

Fair enough, Rhett. I'm sure you're still trying to recover from the June Jones Massacre.

I thought Sid Gillan entertained tourists at Sea World in the off season with his band Deep Porpoise.

Shark In The Water,
Ram 'em with my snout.......

No, Sid Gillman was a famous comic/character actor from the 50's-70's. When the acting jobs stopped panning out, he opened a pizza joint called, Little Ceasar's.

Pizza Pizza!

His skits were cheesier than his pizza.

I suppose the censors in the 50's sliced out all the saucy parts.

Which started his downward spiral, as he soon after developed an addiction to Imogene's Coca.

Didn't Imogene open the Dublin Coca Cola bottling plant, which is the only one to still use genuine booger sheets instead of Hershey's Syrup?

Imogene all the people sharing all the world...
you may say Im a dreamer but Im not the only one.

I thought her name was Imogene Crackho.

It was till she moved to Liverpool.

Wasnt she the daughter of Ima Geenpool?

The CIA finally came up with a name for the soil on Monicas dress....
...Presidue/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

There is only one CYD (http://www.cydcharisse.com/gallery/films/partygirl/pages/party_3.htm)

She headlined at The Coca Cabana.

Didn't Cyd guest star on a couple episodes of Fantasy Island with that guy whose skin resembles fine Corinthian leather (http://legs.free.fr/English/Partenaires/ricardomontalban.html)

Episode 2 was"The Wrath of Chaka Khan".

I feel for you, Ching.

Once he gets started, he just can't seem to stop.

was that the same episode where she dressed in that killer whale outfit?

As I always say -
It is better to look for me, than to feel for me.

That's what alligators think too

I was really upset to hear that Winona was convicted today for shoplifting at the Beverly Sills K-Mart .

She's had such a bad go of things recently.

First, she had to stop touring with her mother who's battling liver disease. Then she got dumped by the guy from Depp Leopard.

yeah, that was a bummer, but the verdict wasnt really surprising. well at least they're not gonna lock her up.

Right, although she could've researched for the remake of the Linda Blair prison movie.......

now your thinkin'! you should be in hollywood

she did the research, had the cat-like attitude but realized the boobs weren't big enough...
no lock-up, just locked out and she stayed away from that Martha Stewart stuff so an insanity plea was not an option.

I bet Martha can make a pretty nifty license plate.

"Sodomy-it's a good thing."

That reminds me of a new home I bought in TX in the mid �80�s. It took everything I had just to get this house. Being a new homeowner makes one realize how much extras are needed to make it right. I promptly went to the newspaper stand and purchased 4 days worth of paper for the price of one, they made great curtains.
Being the king of the castle I�d peel back my curtains and look at my beautiful black dirt yard. To the feed store I went and purchased some seed, those blackbirds liked the stuff I bought. They liked it so much that they told thousands of their buds about it. Eventually the birds left and my seed had a chance. Problem was, I was throwing out seed just before a 3-week monsoon, but the creek where I went rabbit hunting had some awesome grass on the edges.
Fast forward to winter. My curtains have now changed to a sun burnt tan color; the birds are fat and have flown off somewhere to poop on someone else�s car, and the rabbit�s love life at the edge of the creek. My black dirt yard now has enough weeds in it to allow me to jump from patch to patch out to the fire woodpile. My yard is so special that I have a pair of shoes just for it. But I had a plan.
During the winter I�d wait until my neighbors had washed their cars then I�d go mow my yard. So what that I only had twenty weeds in the front and back yard combined. I would mow every inch of the property with my new itching for action K-mart mower. The guy across the street was from west Texas so I tried to make him feel like he was back home with my dust storm. But I had a plan.
Finally the day arrives. It�s a beautiful spring day, I look out my now brown curtains and there it is. The delivery truck with my hard earned stuff.
Sod, O-my, it�s a good thing!

Martha's dad, Jimmy, talked funny. He had a pet rabbit named Harvey. I heard Harvey was Martha's pimp before she did "a good thing".

speaking of rabbits, that Hugh dude had some cool looking bunnies hanging around his place /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Carry me back to the fairway
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Comin back to the us of a

Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Get my hands on some QUAL-I-TY
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Cant wait to throw my MRV

Steve Miller was the son of Glenn Miller, who had an Uncle that was a home brewer. His brew was well received, and now most of us are familiar with Miller Beer.

And all three made Milwaukee famous.

Didn't Martha's loser of a brother Rod write that song?

No, Stewart Little wrote it while enjoying a High Life.

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
...into the FUBAR....
I'm gonna fly like an Eagle
...no make that an MRV...
Fly like a driver
...through th' sky for all to see

"Some people call me the Ace Cowboy..."

Some call me the gangsta of drugs...

But I just call you Maurice... /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

'Cause I'm a driver, I'm a putter
I'm a hyzer and I'm a spiker
I play my plastic in the sun
I'm a Roc-er, I'm a stroker
I'm a midnight glower
I get my aces on the run
Whooo Whooooo!


You're the shortest hole that I ever did three
I'd really love a birdie , wanna miss that tree
Lovely-birdie, lovely-birdie, lovely-birdie all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good putt.

/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif Nice verse Ching! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

I can hear it playin' in my head!

I'm an Ace Cowboy

Yeah,I whear an INNOVA hat,yeah,yeah,yeah!

and with a hat like that, you know you shoooouuuuuld be glaaaaaaaad, yeah yeah yeaaaaah...

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come Inside! Come Inside!
There behind the glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass
Move along! Move along!...

You need elp !

Dr. said I needed Brain Salad Surgery

Geez, sorry to hear that. That's really unlucky, man.

I hope it Works.

Come inside the shows about to start, gauranteed to rip your soul apart...

Somebody get me a Dr. ,somebody give me a shot....

Surgery did wonders but doc told me to move to 90125 and become a Yes man. "Changes"
I'll miss OU812

almost forgot to say bye-bye to eddie van-halogin; the x-wife valarie citronella made some awesome bug candles. youse guys shoudda marketed those green m&amp;m's b/4 those viagra peps beat ya to it

Get outside this morning at 5am!

Astronomers predict that the next occurrence of a Leonid storm even close to this magnitude will be in 2099.


"I say in the very least, a person should step out their back door and look up and give it 15 minutes,"

Big show tonight in the heavens, check it out....

east coast/ midwest...tonight,10:30pm to 1am ...cloud cover here all night...

What does that have to do with throwing my MRV ?
A Comet, maybe.

Ching said Comet (http://encke.jpl.nasa.gov/will_be_visible.html)

All I see is rain drops but I'll take your word for it.Hey...is that my MRV in the shrubbery?That Z neon yellow sure stands out in the dark./msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

It was a good show in Central Wisconsin at 4:30 this morning. Clear, cool night, no wind, about 25 degrees, trace of snow on the ground and trees. I was seeing 10 to 20 comets per minute during the good stretches, bursts where they were coming faster than 1 per second. Good show, I give it a 'thumbs up'.

Too bad getting ready for work had to interfere with taking a daybreak walk and throwing some plastic instead!

The Leonid meteor shower was awsome here in Minnesota, too! It was so cool seeing 5 or 6 shooting stars all at once! (And it was very cool outside, 30*.) They were just never ending, going in every direction. My favorite part was seeing all three of my kids up at 4:00 in the morning. Actually, the best part was the neat flourescent green trails they left behind. Glad I braved the cold, it was worth it.

Last night was peak, but there's more tonight.
I still have to drive a ways to get away from cityglow.

I couldn't get away from cityglow so I shut my eyes and rubbed them really hard. I saw massive trails and had Good Times Bad Times. Rubbed some more and relaized Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, only because You Shook Me. Yikes, I opened my eyes and realized that I was just Dazed And Confused. Now I'm ****** off and Your Time Is Gonna Come. On the way to her place I drove the Black Mountain Side only to find a Communication Breakdown when I got there. I said I Can't Quit You Babe but she replied How Many More Times?