HAPPY POST 2500!!!!!!

Soo long,
Oolong (http://www.h6.dion.ne.jp/~yuebing/040107/040107-2.htm)

How do I iron my collared shirt?

How do I wear my new quad shocks?
How do I renew my membership?
How do I lace my hiking boots?
And how do I throw my MRV?

How do I throw my MRV when I don't have one?

How do I iron my collared shirt?



Front to back or back to front?

OH !
You said "shirt"............. (http://completewasteoftime.blogs.com/weblog/extreme%20ironing.jpg)

You can't throw the same MRV twice.

You can' throw the same MRV once.

You can't own the MRV.

The MRV owns you.

The MRV can throw you.

"How am I thrown by my MRV?"

Multiple Recalcitrant Vectors

? QUE ? :D

I have a mint mrv, zplastic orange, i'd trade it for a z buzz if anyone wants it... its unthrown...

No thanks. I have all the MRVs I need.

How do I throw my MRV in a hurricane?

Harder with more snap.

Throw it like Throwham!

Put it on a tailwind and let it ride.

Perhaps you would be able to throw your MRV after comsuming one of these tasty beverages!

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/monkeyfizz.jpg

Monkeyfizz Refreshes Vivaciously!

Nothing tastes better, and quesches that dreaded cotton mouth better than a big ol' bottle of Salty Cat....
Mmmmmm.....
Salty Cat...

They said get back Salty Cat
Better get back to the woods
Well I quit those days and my Discraft ways
And oh the change is gonna do me good

You better get back Salty Cat
Throwing the MRV ain't where it's at
It's like trying to find gold in a silver mine
It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine

I tried drinking Salty Cat, but my MRV got stuck up in a tree and wouldn't come down.

considering that Larry and Brian regularly surpass 450' with their drives.





Larry B. Leonard throwing 450'...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

When did you start smokin' the crack-rock Felix?

http://edit.bcnewsgroup.com/uploads/whiterock/.DIR288/discgolf03.jpg

This is one way to throw the MRV.

379 post sense the last time I read this thread. I think I am going to go for 500 next time :D

that's not an mrv.

Must be the shoes... Maybe that's the secret of how to throw the MRV!?

has anyone even figured out how to throw a mrv yet?

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the MRV.

Throw a MRV 450' on a hyser! (may take multiple shots)

Pizza God would probably misspell MRV :o

"I'm not quite sure of the best way to throw my MRV, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night..."

I just learned that the MRV works well for the Ghey-putt!

this is the best way to throw the MRV...

http://www.vivalaluchalibre.net/images/porkystinkface.gif

Mexican Rope Victim

epic meat cleaver (http://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/Hysteria/blood_and_lace.htm)

this is the best way to throw the MRV...

http://www.vivalaluchalibre.net/images/porkystinkface.gif




That would probably be the best way to throw your back!!



Most Revolting View

MRV gets no respect, no respect at all :(

Q: How do I throw up my MRV?
A: More Retching Volume!

Massive Rock Velocity (http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/games/throwrocks.html)

MRV gets no respect, no respect at all :(



A very chilling way to pay homage to the MRV with the passing of the legend Rodney Dangerfield. I think that the MRV may be getting a bad rap. I use it for short drives that I want to hyzer at the end. It may not be the worlds best disc, but can't we find other discs to pick on?

The best way to throw the MRV is the way that makes the MRV land in the basket.

The MRV gets no respect, because of Supeman Rocs.

The MRV gets no respect, because of Supeman Rocs.



That and its younger brothers...Wasp and Buzzz.

My Respect's Vanished...

Kinda sad seeing this thread not pop up on the first screen any more -- can it be that Jed has finally figured out how to throw his MRV, and thus no longer needs alll those good pointers, song lyrics, or other such fascinating Marginally Relevant Verbiage?

somebody ought to teach these guys to throw an MRV.

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2004-10/14733835.jpg
Anti-riot training-- Chinese police officers demonstrate their anti-riot skills during training in Wuhan, Hubei, China, on Oct. 20. China has more than 1 million police officers and a nationwide program has been underway to improve their skills.

Martial Rioter Victimizers

Zounds -- Maximally Repressive Violence!

WOWzers! This guy has gotten nearly 260 pages of answers! The MRV must be one tricky [*****] disc to throw!

More Right Voters

More Reliable Versions of discs to throw

How do I throw my Most Righteous Vector

How do I throw my Most Righteous Vector



With Maximum Rip Velocity.

Right Overhanded Chuck

Thumber Roller :D

This is an intervention. We love you too much to sit here and watch you waste your time and effort on an MRV...Please...Get an Element... :p

Shouldn't the MRV be on this (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=253229&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1) thread?

I think the MRV is often misunderstood. It is really a long distance straight driver disguised as a midrange.

we covered that in posts 1,234 thru 1,238

Who makes the Element and how do I throw it?

Who makes the Element and how do I throw it?



Pay attention, Grasshopper:

"Eventually, Lasting Effort Means Effectively Not Trying."

Who makes the Element and how do I throw it?



Earth Wind & Fire. As for throwing it, might hurt yourself trying to hoist an 18 piece band. But if you do, September is the best month to try.

Some people should go back and reread 2 years worth of posts before trying to answer the timeless question.
How do I throw my MRV?

Who makes the Element and how do I throw it?



Gateway. You throw 'Er nice and easy, and listen for everyone elses drool hit the ground.

Hey at 5:31 PST 10-25-2004 we should all try to access the entire MRV thread and crash the server!!

Maybe then they will tell us how to throw our Modest Revolutionary Victory.

http://www.cdbaby.com/covers/d/r/droolbrothers2.jpg

I hit a hole in one on # 11 today at Kereiakes Park, with my Z MRV! :D

Fine, but...how did you throw it?!?

With a high degree of...

Muscle Retaining Variables

Using...

Maximum Revolutional Velocity

On a day that had...

Minimal Residiual Viscosity


If you had read this entire thread, you would have known that!

If you had read this entire thread, you would have known that!

Mighty Reactionary Verisimilitude! :eek:

I get more air with my Rok (http://www.airguitarusa.com/home.html)

Here's my usual check-in-after-a-couple-months post. How's it going all?

how do you build a UFO? (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nationworld/bal-te.machine01nov01,1,1935346.story?coll=bal-home-headlines)

Jed,

Great to see you still check in on the thread that you started. We haven't forgotten about you.

I have three questions for you:

Do people stop you on the course and say, "Hey, aren't you the guy who started the How Do I Throw My MRV thread on the PDGA DISCussion Board?"

How does it feel to be responsible for creating such insanity?

And of course,


Do you throw an MRV?

The Ballad Of Jed Brightbill (http://www.johnmather.free-online.co.uk/clampett.mid)
*rare 3rd verse included

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a boy named Jed
Poor MRVer scores are always in the red
An' then one day, he was throwin' rather crude,
When up flew an ace by an Innovar dude.
Roc that is! Plastic gold! Pure CE!

Well, the first thing ya know, ol Jed's a Roc play�r
Web-folk said, "Jed, move away from there."
Said�Innovi R the discs y'oughta play�,
so Jed loaded up his bag, and moved to Vir-Gin-I-A
Lynchburg that is! Sess pools, home movie stars!

Ol' Jed bought a dormroom. Lawdy it was dank
Bunkmate�s feet, boy, they sho really stank,
Jed never objected, tho the odor made his cringe,
'Cause ol' Jed's moonshine was a-layin' in the fridge
Grain, that is! 100 proof, tastes like terpentine!

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and his mountain frin
An' we would like to thank you Jed fer kindly droppin' in.
You are invited back again to this web locality,
T'the thread called How do I throw my goddamn MRV?
Discraft, that is! Get a Roc, Take your scores down!
Y'all come back now, ya hear!

Somebody left a message on the Spiricom (http://www.worlditc.org/h_07_spiri_000_007.htm#spiricom) about throwing the MRV, but the message was kind of garbled. Make sure to review chapter 13 (http://www.worlditc.org/h_07_spiri_082_089.htm) before flipping on the machine.

How do I throw my�Meta-Revolting Ventriloquisms

I've had a few people say "hey, you're the guy who started the MRV thread", but that was a year or so ago when I played regularly.

As for the insanity, I'm glad to have provided an outlet for the creative inclinations of those who regularly post. It sure beats seeing "disc golfer admitted to mental hospital" on the news.

Sadly I do not throw an MRV as it got stolen. Let the tears commence.

Stolen ? Rrrrrrright.......

You should have played it from the lie http://www.aquaticsafaris.com/classweb6.jpg

After being temporarily lost in a rainy season retention pond, it was permanently borrowed by someone. They were probably jealous of me.

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2004-11/14929577.jpg
Fireworks factory fire
Fireworks and smoke fill the sky after fire erupted in two containers on the grounds of a firework plant, injuring at least 10 people in Kolding, Denmark, on Nov. 3. Residents living near the factory were evacuated to a nearby school to learn how to throw MRVs.
(AP/Polfoto, Uffe Kongsted)

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2004-11/14929577.jpg
Fireworks factory fire
Fireworks and smoke fill the sky after fire erupted in two containers on the grounds of a firework plant, injuring at least 10 people in Kolding, Denmark, on Nov. 3. Residents living near the factory were evacuated to a nearby school to learn how to throw MRVs.
(AP/Polfoto, Uffe Kongsted)



Thats friggen hilarious!!

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2004-11/14929577.jpg
Fireworks factory fire
Fireworks and smoke fill the sky after fire erupted in two containers on the grounds of a firework plant, injuring at least 10 people in Kolding, Denmark, on Nov. 3. Residents living near the factory were evacuated to a nearby school to learn how to throw MRVs.
(AP/Polfoto, Uffe Kongsted)




Get thee hence to Denmark, young Jed! Thy education awaits
thee...

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dreamworld/8663/krull/k5.jpg
The Ultra-Rare Mega-Understable MRV Krull Edition

next step... a ban (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/2285348.stm) on MRV tossing. :eek:

Section 103 of the H.R. 3525 law allows for an increase of the MRV (http://www.hawaiilawyer.com/articles/immigrat/05_2002_machine_readable.htm) to $65.

Section 103 of the H.R. 3525 law allows for an increase of the MRV (http://www.hawaiilawyer.com/articles/immigrat/05_2002_machine_readable.htm) to $65.



How do I throw my MRV across the border? Viva la MRV!!

$65 ?

Ridiculous Over Charge

$65 ?

Ridiculous Over Charge



The look on Jed's face as he finally learns how to throw his MRV?

Priceless.

Section 103 of the H.R. 3525 law allows for an increase of the MRV (http://www.hawaiilawyer.com/articles/immigrat/05_2002_machine_readable.htm) to $65.



How do I throw my MRV across the border? Viva la MRV!!


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041116/capt.moe10111162238.mexico_protest_moe101.jpg
Naked farmers from Veracruz protest, Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004, in Mexico City. The farmers were demanding the Machine-Readable Visa , or MRV reduce the fee that the MRV Police increased to $65. (AP Photo/Eduardo Verdugo)

viva!

I think this has gone too far. Now Santana is doing songs with the Village People?

Or maybe Los Lobos has joined forces with The Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Watching the cars drive by the Corn Palace (http://www.cornpalace.org/newpages/webcam.html) can make for an exciting Saturday evening, especially when an MRV (http://www.terrawind.com/) goes by.

If the Corn Palace caught on fire, it would make a huge mound of popcorn.

seasonal tribute for the believers:

Mary Retained Virginity

today's republican party as the successor to the Moral Majority of the 80's:

Morally Repressive Vanguard

don't you remember when the Mars Rover Vanished? (http://www.spacedaily.com/news/beagle2-04n.html)

Sometimes I have trouble throwing my MRV if there is a Marginally Repulsive Vixen around.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041201/capt.nr30112010412.six_fingered_man_nr301.jpg
In a photo provided by surgeon Dr. Carl P. Valenziano, chairman of surgery at Liberty Health Jersey City Medical Center in Jersey City, N.J., Tirso Furcal shows an extra finger on his right hand in Furcal's village Brisas de los Palemeras, Dominican Republic in June 2004. Furcal, who was born with the sixth finger, as well as an extra toe on each foot, had them removed by Valenziano in an operation Nov. 11, 2004, at Jersey City Medical Center. Valenziano was later quoted, "Without his sixth digit, unfortunately, Tirso will no longer be able to throw his MRV with such mastery".(AP Photo/Carl Valenziano)

Tirso Furcal shows an extra finger on his right hand


umm. that looks like a left hand.

your source is unreliable.

maybe it's just a small thumb :confused:

or Maybe it's a Reverse NegatiVe?

double turds! :eek:

He just has a small thumb. The larger finger which looks like his thumb was removed.

Whoa ... the thread almost fell off the first page ... jesh. :eek:

Yes?

oh, jesh- nevermind.

must replace vowel
"e" with "o"

:D
-Josh

Yes?

oh, jesh- nevermind.

must replace vowel
"e" with "o"

:D
-Josh



Must review vocabulary...

On Sunday, a man calling himself, Ching Magnet (http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/121304_ap_ns_drawbridge.html) was evicted from the little wooden home he built into the beams and girders of the underside of the Lake Shore Drive drawbridge. A self-proclaimed anti-MRV activist, he refused to discuss anything regarding his current living situation, or his disdain for the MRV

:eek:

Holy Smokes this thread is HUUUGGEEEEE!!!!! :eek:

Monstrous, Roomy, Vast

Maximally Read Verse

M istletoe R eadies V ixens

My Roller Vanished :confused:

A few lyrics need to be changed for 2005, but it's still fun...

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!
Why did you catch my MRV?
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Why did you catch my MRV?


Not only in the summertime,
But even in the winter league.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much grief doth thou bring me!


For every year the Christmas tree,
Catches the MRV.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much grief doth thou bring me!


O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Why is there a two meter rule?
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
The Swedes will think I am such a fool.


Each bough doth hold a disc you see,
That makes each player curse at thee.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Why did you catch my MRV?

Joy to the world,
The disc has come,
The Discraft MRV,
Let everyone,
Prepare bag room,
So we can hear that Ching,
so we can hear that Ching,
So we can hear that ching.

M R V
M R V
Discraft all the way
Oh what fun it is to smash
The chains so frequently

Merry DXmas (http://www.miditrax.com/xmasmidi/Rudolph.mid)

Jedidiah, the green disc golfer
had a crappy MRV
and if you ever threw it
you would even say it blows.
All of the other golfers
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Jedidiah
join in any disc golf games.

Then one foggy tourney eve
ChingMag came to say,
"Jedidiah with your disc not right
won't you try my Roc tonight?"
Then how Jedidiah loved it
and now he can break par three.
Jedidiah, the green disc golfer
he'll through out his MRV.

In the land of Florida
Lived a boy, named J-E-D
And he asked us how how to throw
His new yellow MRV

So we posted our advice
Gave him pointers, yessiree
But he never really learned
How to throw his MRV

How to throw his yellow MRV
Yellow MRV, yellow MRV
How to throw his yellow MRV
Yellow MRV, yellow MRV

So we posted more and more
Helpful hints on this fine board
And the lad began to learn�

How to throw his yellow MRV
Yellow MRV, yellow MRV
How to throw his yellow MRV
Yellow MRV, yellow MRV

Now Jed lives a life of ease
The lucky lad has all he needs
Wasp of blue and Buzzz of green
And his yellow MRV

Now he throws his yellow MRV
Yellow MRV, yellow MRV!
How he throws his yellow MRV
Yellow MRV, yellow MRV!

Man posting in the MRV thread is almost as addictive as Googlewhacking!!! (http://www.googlewhack.com)

How do I throw my MRV?

...seriously.

It must be hard considering the length of this thread. :p

really?

I just got a 174g MRV. I took it out for about 30 minutes and didn't have very good luck with it. I was wondering, what is an effective flight path? It was shooting up high in the air, and if I threw it lower, it didn't fly very far. I also threw turnovers, and it would turn over quickly, but also come back very quickly. I was getting flutter coming out of my hand. The rim is shallower than my Roc, and that might be the cause of the flutter. So basiclly my question comes down to this: How do I get this thing to fly well?

ditto.

A couple years back I watched a friend ace with his neon green Z-MRV...and I remembered that I happened to have an MRV in my used~archives...right down to the exact color and weight. Took it out for 'another' test~spin the next day...and promptly returned it to the archives, BUT in the 'stacks to be sold or given to a newbie'...
This whole thread is devoted to this disc...and I just can't/don't get it!! :mad::mad::mad:

:D/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i'll have one of whatever it is he is on, thanks very much.

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Newlywed musician Travis Barker from the group 'blink 182' poses with his wife, model and Playboy Playmate Shana Moakler as they arrive as guests at the launch party for the 2005 Volkswagen Jetta automobile in Hollywood January 5, 2005. REUTERS/Fred Prouser

Here are some ice bowl results. (http://pages.prodigy.net/knlpetty/DazzlingIce/Ice_Bowls.html).

How do I throw my MRV at an Ice Bowl? If it gets cold enough, my MRV is an ice bowl. Ice is nice, why don't you throw some my way? I'm a stone cold ice bowl thrower, but my rationality's vanishing...

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

I am really tired of this stinkin thread. I threw mine in my 'I don't know how to throw pile'. :o
I have a MRV disc I have had for years that is signed by scott stokely. I can't throw it and don't care to throw it and if everybody else can't throw it give it up. I can't throw X-clones either but I don't have a thread about it. :DJP

Wasn't D.J. Discbreak the drummer for the X-Clones?

Wasn't D.J. Discbreak the drummer for the X-Clones?

No, ? and the MysteRVians

Today is Jed's birthday...Happy B-Day, Mr MRV!

Well yesterday by now.

To clarify, by the time of my MRV's tragic departure into the afterlife of little kid's scavenging hands, I had learned how to throw it over 300. It was becoming a second driver. And then the herniated disc happened among other things.

To clarify, by the time of my MRV's tragic departure into the afterlife of little kid's scavenging hands, I had learned how to throw it over 300. It was becoming a second driver. And then the herniated disc happened among other things.



Maybe the name of this thread should be changed to "How Do I Throw Away My MRV?"

Maybe the name of this thread should be changed to "How Do I Throw Away My MRV?"


That's not the question but the answer for most people on these boards.

http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/jckarnak211.jpg

A. A duck , a MRV and an angry Roc
Q. What floats, what sinks and what gives you the bird

The other boys made fun of me
Because I threw an MRV
But now the other boys all cry
When they see my Z Wasp fly.

snappy with some hyzer....flatten out ...go in bucket...

snappy with some hyzer....flatten out ...go in bucket...



KFC with 11 spices... fatten up... eat a bucket... Masticate Really Voraciously!

I tried the chinken wing, but would always pullet
Jed threw the MRV, but it kicked the bucket
I once heard a band named Nantucket
no Mountain...no Sleighride
Macho Rowdy Voice

Who......What.......chicken......masticate......de fenistrate........ :p

To clarify, by the time of my MRV's tragic departure into the afterlife of little kid's scavenging hands, I had learned how to throw it over 300. It was becoming a second driver. And then the herniated disc happened among other things.



How do you throw a herniated disc?

How do you throw a herniated disc?



Flip flat, flies straight.

How do you throw a herniated disc?


If you do it right, there will be an audible snap.

To clarify, by the time of my MRV's tragic departure into the afterlife of little kid's scavenging hands, I had learned how to throw it over 300. It was becoming a second driver. And then the herniated disc happened among other things.



How do you throw a herniated disc?


Apparently easier than throwing the MRV.

Jed's spine tacoed.

I've been looking around and I don't seem to be able to find an appropriate thread. Can anyone out there tell me how to throw a ROC?

I've been looking around and I don't seem to be able to find an appropriate thread. Can anyone out there tell me how to throw a ROC?



It's best to throw a Roc in the Casbah, but be forewarned -- the shareef don't like it. (He must be an MRV guy...)

I've been looking around and I don't seem to be able to find an appropriate thread. Can anyone out there tell me how to throw a ROC?



A roc can be thrown basically however you want it to go... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

this guy learned how to do this on this thread...

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In this image from video, Guilford College's Jordan Snipes, a 6-foot-4 sophomore rebounds a missed free throw, left, with 0.6 seconds on the clock Monday, Jan 31, 2005, wheels around and throws a shot, middle, that swished through the net after the buzzer sounded, giving the Eagles a 91-89 overtime victory against Randolph-Macon in Ashland, Va., Monday Jan. 31, 2005. Third frame shows him celebrating the basket. (AP Photo/WRIC TV8)

when i want my MRV to fly faster, i simply bite it's tail.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050218/capt.xas10102181400.topix_india_rural_games_xas101 .jpg

A participant bites the tail of his bull to urge it to run faster during a bullock cart race on the second day of the rural games, also called the 'Mini Olympics', at Kila Raipur, India, Friday Feb. 18, 2005. The annual event encourages rural sports. (AP Photo/Aman Sharma)

when i want my MRV to fly faster, i simply bite it's tail.





Some people hit trees to break in discs, some people smack them against brick walls, and apparently some people just chew on them... Which leads us to an important question:

"How do I chew my MRV?"

or...
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of an MRV?"

depends,,,tootsie pop or bubble gum center? :D

Some of you may find it comical to joke around about my herniated disc, but three separate doctors have told me to avoid all sports since I was diagnosed, including running, and as such I've been sidelined for what's going on a year. On top of that I've had back and leg pain for nearly two years since it first happened, which makes daily living a difficult task at times. The icing on the cake is that the only pain killers I can take that work have all been recalled by the FDA for causing heart attacks. Joke about my MRV, I don't mind at all. But joke about an injury which has prevented me from playing my three sports and made just plain living a painful experience, and you've crossed the line. Grow up and learn boundaries.

Grow up and learn boundaries.



I've learned a retaining pond is out of the boundaries of a disc golf course.

My back is messed up, too, but my disc is only bulging, intermittently . Sorry you took offense.

Jed:

This thread has been a lot of fun for a long time, but it looks as though it is running out of gas. I'm sure that nobody finds your herniated disc a laughing matter. I'm hoping that ChingMagnet can come up with some more entertaining MRV lyrics, but as I said, maybe this thread is running out of gas, and at $2.10+ per gallon, we can no longer afford to fill 'er up...

The thread doesn't matter to me, but it does overreach the boundaries of humor when it uses an injury of mine as part of the joke.

We hope your back gets better
http://www.allegromedical.com/images/products/frisbee.jpg
keep us posted.

act now! the hot dog express MRV (http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1024) edition.

Who (http://www.mrvideo.org/images/mrV%20logo6.jpg) shot that commercial ?

If it doesn't fly, it will die.

http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/dodobird.jpg
Miniscus Raptor Velotrosous

That's pretty good ^^^

These aren't too bad..............

http://www.marburger-ruderverein.de/Bootshaus_aussen.jpg

http://members.cox.net/cyberdungeon/images/mrv1162.jpg

and my personal favorite...............


http://www.interlinkweb.com/systemics/email/images/MRV400425.jpg

The Devil made me throw it the first time
The second time I threw it on my own
Discraft gave a midrange to a simple-headed man
I can't leave my MRV alone...

How do I toss (http://www.cyber-ny.com/salad/) my Mulched Redless Vegetable ?

"i'll bet you can reeaaaaaaallly huck an MRV..."

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/livestock~04-20-05-carl.jpg

my money's on the Roc
http://www.marilolo.blogger.com.br/Rocky%20Balboa.jpg

Just wonderin' how to lose this POS when it...

May Return Voraciously! http://www.madisc.org/discus/clipart/proud.gif

my money's on the Roc
http://www.marilolo.blogger.com.br/Rocky%20Balboa.jpg



Eye of the liger!

http://www.wearedios.com/mr-t-sombrero1.jpg
I bet you could take those chains and that hat and make a pretty cool disc golf basket.

But where would you put the tee?

I pity the fool who throws a disc at Mr. T!

get your MRV series fill-a-matic. (http://www.filamatic.com/web/docs/images/mrv-web.jpg)

this monkey displays proper MRV throwing technique

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How do I throw my MD (http://www.palossports.com/store/proddetail.cfm/ItemID/3710/CategoryID/32/SubCatID/652/file.htm) ?

How do I throw my MD (http://www.palossports.com/store/proddetail.cfm/ItemID/3710/CategoryID/32/SubCatID/652/file.htm) ?



"As the monkey throweth his issue, so throweth thee thy MD."

Out of all the monkeys
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had the best torque

But didn't the group end up in Davy Jones' locker?

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A Jururei Indian gets ready to throw an MRV at a helicopter of Brazil's environmental protection agency, on the edge of the Pacaas Novos National Park in the Amazon Basin, northern Brazil, in this early 2005 file photo. The tiny Jururei tribe, which numbers only eight or ten and whose only recent known contact with the outside world has been in abandoned logging camps where they scavenge the plastic tarps seen in this photo, is the second 'uncontacted' group to be threatened by loggers this month after a judge approved cutting in separate area of the jungle called Rio Pardo. (Reuters - Handout)

I recently found a webpage with some important medical information about throwing the MRV:

MRV

This page contains drug information on MRV.
The information provided includes the following:

- what is MRV:
- the possible side effects of MRV:
- what happens if you miss a dose of MRV:
- what happens if you overdose with MRV:
- the most important information about MRV:
- how to use MRV:
- other drugs that may affect MRV:
- what to avoid while using MRV :

How do I throw a MRV ? Away :eek:

How do I throw a MRV ? Away :eek:


...and quickly!

Dohhhhh........ :D

The best MRV is a lost MRV.

Most Readers Vanished...

Is this thread finally dead?

Sing it, Curtis: "Thread is dead..."

Must Remain Viligant

Throw this MRV on ebay. You might get a buck or two for it.

Try a Champion Shark , about 177 -180 grams.

Problem solved. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

During a tournament at a new course my son threw his orange 166 brain-wave dyed Schultz/Climo signed Z-MRV into the merky water. We searched for a long time after the tourney. It was gone, he was in tears. He probably should have read this thread.

another Muddy Retaining-pond Victim

Give it back to Discraft. Maybe they can re-grind it into a Buzz of Wasp ?

I think someone misunderstood.
The MRV thread isn't dead.
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Butch :p

I just had to pop in again and bump my most famous thread to date.

How's your back Jed?

How's your back Jed?

Worse than it has been for a while. I figured a year and a half was enough of a break from ultimate, but nope. Got back to college and was playing, some [I'm a potty-mouth!] knocked me sideways in the air and I landed on my lower back. I'm on Mobic and Lortab right now but none of them do a thing for the pain. So it's just time now, and I really can't get back into anything for at least another year or two.

Jed:

What's with the hat? Surely October is not that cold where you are! :D

Hope you are able to do some playing these days, maybe even throwing your MRV. Good luck!

Apparently the filter removes idi0t...strange.

That picture is from Virginia Beach in February...23 degrees and windy, pretty miserable for a Floridian like me.

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Which torque is more off axis, the disc or the thrower?

I recently won a Mr. X in a raffle. How do you throw that?

...the same as a Mr. <font size=+1>+</font>, but at a 45� angle. ;)

How would Mr. T throw a MR T? Maybe he'd throw a FI T, but Iet's hope he doesn't throw a FIS T!

Anybody still trying to figure out how to throw an MRV in 2006? Will there be an MRV GT? If so, how would one throw it? And hey, Jed, are you going to be able to play this coming spring?

I guess the buzzz and wasp are not as good as the mrv ?

Why would you need a MRV if you have a Buzzz and a Wasp or even a Drone ?

The MRV rocks. Straightest disc I've ever known. Great thing about it is the grip. A lot easier to grip than other mids.

The MRV is more understable than the buzz, wasp, or drone. Those discs are great for hyzer, but for full mids with zero fade.... gotta be MRV.

The MRV rocks. Straightest disc I've ever known. Great thing about it is the grip. A lot easier to grip than other mids.

The MRV is more understable than the buzz, wasp, or drone. Those discs are great for hyzer, but for full mids with zero fade.... gotta be MRV.



Yeah, what he said....
I have buzzzes, and Wasps. They are very nice discs if you're throwing them hard. For slow shots from about 200' in, it has to be the MRV! A lot of people use putters for these shots, but I just dont like throwing a fat disc that far. I have yet to find any other disc with a grip that feels as nice as the MRV!

I put a basketball on the ground in my back yard, and stand about 150' away. I'll throw 5 MRVs at the ball at a time. When I hit it, it knocks it around the yard. You get a lot of different angles doing this. I have gotten to where I can hit the ball at least 3 out of 5 throws every time. Then I will turn around and make runs at the basket.

I havent found anything that helps my short game better than this!

MRV . http://www.panthersplanet.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbsdown.gif

Throw the new GT Buzzz.

MRV . http://www.panthersplanet.net/style_emoticons/default/thumbsdown.gif

Throw the new GT Buzzz.



Mmmmm, yeah,,,,, I have three and they suck! Midnight Buzzz if I had to throw a buzzz.

Yeah, what he said....
I have buzzzes, and Wasps. They are very nice discs if you're throwing them hard. For slow shots from about 200' in, it has to be the MRV! A lot of people use putters for these shots, but I just dont like throwing a fat disc that far. I have yet to find any other disc with a grip that feels as nice as the MRV!




Have you tried the Z-Comet?

I'll check the closet tonight for MRV's.

I havent tried the Z-Comet yet...

Thanks for checking for me!

Champion Coyote !!!!

http://www.earthoffice.net/discgolf/mrv.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/ca7/artnerd/mrv.jpg



:D Tough to beat that !!!!

haha sometimes it comes in as an angelfire image, other times the correct image shows up. so i stole it and put it on my own server.

:D Not bad !!!!

I know of a few guys who swear by the Comet though.

Have you tried the Z-Comet?

They fly surprisingly far...and REALLY challenge a clean release for a flutter-free flight.

How do I throw thy MRV? Let me count the ways... :eek:

:D Not bad !!!!

I know of a few guys who swear by the Comet though.

Have you tried the Z-Comet?



Z comet is good.
gt buzzz good
MRV= Bad

You can throw the same shot with a buzz as the MRV, and the buzzz is not near as squirley... Maybe its just me but I am getting rid of most of the "situational" discs in the bag, MRV fits that bill good for downwind midrange shots with little or no trouble, do yourself a favor, "get a Buzzz :D"

Sorry, no go...

I have 4 midnight buzzz's, 2 first run buzzz's, 2 gt buzzz's, x buzzz's, d buzz's, and wasps.. I did do myself that favor of them setting in my closet while I hit within 2' of the basket 8 out of every 10 shots from 200' with my Z MRV's, and Elements!

GT Buzzz = Crap
Midntight Buzzz = pretty good
First run Buzzz = Better
Wasp = almost the same as the MRV
Element = Right there with the MRV
MRV = Money

Sorry, no go...

I have 4 midnight buzzz's, 2 first run buzzz's, 2 gt buzzz's, x buzzz's, d buzz's, and wasps.. I did do myself that favor of them setting in my closet while I hit within 2' of the basket 8 out of every 10 shots from 200' with my Z MRV's, and Elements!



GT Buzzz = Crap
Midntight Buzzz = pretty good
First run Buzzz = Better
Wasp = almost the same as the MRV
Element = Right there with the MRV
MRV = Money



you can pack up all the first runs, gt's, and z buzzz's and mail them to me, I will match them disc for disc with MRV's <font color="red"> </font> <font color="red"> </font>

I did throw a MRV off a cliff before. It turned over before going out of site. :(

Michael, Innova rates the roc as straight to slightly overstable (0 turn, 2 fade), while Discraft rates the elite x mrv at 1, and the z-mrv as "slightly more overstable than the elite x mrv," which, from what I'm seeing is bang-on. For me, rocs fly pretty miuch dead straight with almost no fade, while my z-mrv tails off 10-12 feet toward overstable on 200-250' drives. I'd be interested in hearing Jedidiah's take on the stability of an mrv vs. a roc.



Really? What am I doing wrong? I throw my Elite-Z Mrv (173 grams) and it slowly veers right (understable) about 30 feet on throws going 225-250'.
I've got a wasp (beat to hell) that goes straight on same distance. Am I doing something wrong here?
Pagan

Read this whole thread, AGAIN...and get back with us. You'll see...! :D

If you like the Z Comet try the Champion Cobra. It is extremely long and very straight. It is my go to disc, not just my midrange. :D

If you like the Z Comet try the Champion Cobra. It is extremely long and very straight. It is my go to disc, not just my midrange. :D


I definitely agree! (Blasphemy/on)Those Cobras feel beeter 'in the hand' than a Roc(Blasphemy/off), IMHO! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i wonder how far barry bonds can throw an MRV?

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i wonder how far barry bonds can throw an MRV?

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....mmmmmm, probably about three times as far as I can throw a Rxn pad. And it would probably be an Aerobie Asterisk, and not an MRV. :D

I miss my 1st run MRV's :(



as to how to throw them - throw them straight.

I wonder how far barry bonds can throw an MRV?

As far as a syringe ?

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:eek:

Throw it better.



CLASSIC :D

Throw it better.



CLASSIC :D



Give it to a newbee.............................Start throwing a Squall !!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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MRV throw judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped after an MRV hit her in her foot during 'Brazil Trophy,' a national MRV throwing competition, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2006. (AP Photo/Jonne Roriz, Agencia Estado)

ouch

I saw a man once do a 360 run-up thumber. I don't think it was a MRV, but for the sake of this thread, it was definitely a MRV. It was the best I've ever seen one fly. He also threw it with his weak hand. He was a player that would throw backhand righty and forehand lefty... not very useful. The secret was the MRV. Just do a 360 and use your off hand and you should be fine.

really?

i'm going to run out, get an MRV and try this today. will report back.

I heard they are coming out with a Marvelous MRV Throneberry edition of this venerable disc...

I haven't had a mrv in years

Did you guys here about the new book coming out on the MRV? It's called
If I Thew It.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are MRVs

with a best in the world chickenwing

There are countless ways of throwing an MRV, but any road to achieving one's maximum distance and accuracy must be built on a bedrock of respect for the MRV, a commitment to excellence, and a rejection of mediocrity.

Mediocrity....., I reject thee!!

Ahh... well... it's a start. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Throwing an MRV is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many solutions as there are human beings.

BUTTERCUP: We'll never throw an MRV correctly.

WESTLEY: Nonsense -- you're only saying that because no one ever has.

:D:D:D:D:DGood stuff Lowe.

I actually saw Charlie Sealey throwing an MRV at the OHO yesterday......, but that was only because he thought it was an MRX. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D

how do i throw my mrv?



With lots o' hyzer.

An essay on how to throw an MRV

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of how to throw an MRV. In depth analysis of how to throw an MRV can be an enriching experience. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is important to remember that what goes up must come down. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that how to throw an MRV is rarely given rational consideration by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who just don't like that sort of thing. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into how to throw an MRV.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with how to throw an MRV. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, how to throw an MRV smells of success.

Of paramount importance to any study of how to throw an MRV within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child learns how to throw an MRV they are changed.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, as is standard in this case.

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How do we explain these clear trends? It goes with out saying that housing prices cannot sustain this instability for long. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing how to throw an MRV and ones own image of themselves.

To quote award winning journalist Demetrius H. Amster 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] He was first introduced to how to throw an MRV by his mother. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about how to throw an MRV and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we learn how to throw an MRV to win our vote?

Conclusion

To conclude, how to throw an MRV deserves all of the attention it gets. It brings peace, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.

Let's finish with a thought from star Sigourney Paltrow: 'My Daddy loved how to throw an MRV and his Daddy loved how to throw an MRV.' [3]




[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. Victory attained by throwing an MRV is the path to eternal glory.

-gandhi

I have two aces with a z-MRV, the first mid-range I ever owned. It is now on my wall forever reminding me the glory that it has seen.

How to throw an MRV?

don't...they don't make them anymore

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In this Feb. 13, 2008 file photo, former New York Yankees baseball pitcher Roger Clemens testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington, before the House Oversight, and Government Reform committee hearing on drug use in baseball. Clemens apologized Monday May 5, 2008 for unspecified mistakes in his personal life but denied ever having thrown an MRV.
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais, File)

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A sculpture by Chris Burden called called 'How do I throw my MRV?' is seen at Rockefeller Center in New York, Tuesday, June 10, 2008. This latest skyscraper to go up in Manhattan is 65-feet-tall, weighs 7 tons and is constructed of about one million MRV pieces.
(AP Photo/Seth Wenig)

Liar! It is actually a tribute to my [not wanting to get put on probation please don't hurt me mods i won't finish that sentence... wait according to the bottom of the page I'm still a mod even though I quit months ago, does that mean I can say whatever I want?]

anyone have any advice on how to throw an mrv?

shouldn't this thread be in the equipment section?