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Nov 21 2002, 11:51 PM
That story was a Heartbreaker !

My suggestion is to either buy her a Tangerine Custard Pie or take her on a romantic trip, like Going To California Over The Hill And Far Away Down By The Seaside near The Ocean to whale watch for Moby Dick late In The Evening.

I'm sure she'll do more than Thank You.

Nov 22 2002, 06:55 AM
Much more happened than Thank You.

At first I thought it would be the Same Ol' Situation, then She Goes Down makes the Rattlesnake Shake and Kickstart My Heart; it made the Dr. Feelgood. I asked for some Sticky Sweet Slice Of Your Pie Without You talking and bam! It was like T.n T. went off in her head. As she walked away I told her Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away). It's Time For Change.

Nov 22 2002, 09:42 AM
That Pamela S�e is such a slut.

First she's in a threesome with the Hardy Boys, then a boob job and a cheap porno with Tommy Lee Jones and now she married the singer of Skid Row just to get free Coors Light.

circle_2
Nov 22 2002, 11:50 AM
Yeah, but D'yer Mak'er?? Has anyone seen the bridge??? Wrap her in Kashmir, til the juice runs down her leg... /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Nov 22 2002, 01:41 PM
Ya'll just gonna ramble on?

my_hero
Nov 22 2002, 04:05 PM
No, they're just having a communication breakdown/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Nov 22 2002, 07:04 PM
Best Zep album? Presents.

Nov 22 2002, 11:10 PM
Best presents, Farrah Fawcett

2 r's, 2 t's and 2 nice.../msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif
Her best line -- hey my eyes are up here!

Nov 23 2002, 12:12 AM
The sexiest angel was Kate Smith ! (http://katesmith.org/)
Best line...The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

Nov 23 2002, 12:52 AM
talk about pushin'
top heavy boney chicks and water beds...

... my nuts are hurtin'

discette
Nov 23 2002, 09:17 AM
For those of youwho missed the Leonid Meteor Shower, you can see some great photos at http://www.spaceweather.com

Nov 23 2002, 12:07 PM
It's pretty cool that a meteor shower was named after the guy on Star Trek who played Dr. Spock , and not some little baby shower, either........

circle_2
Nov 23 2002, 12:32 PM
Intriguing...though I believe you're confusing the Hetfields and the McCoys...it seems that Metallica got in some kinda battle of the bands with some Trekkies with fake Vulcanized ears...and then Ozzie bit they little heads off...and they all lived off the fat 'o the land...for ever more...KAW KAW KAW.......All right, then...hmmm humm... /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

jeffash
Nov 23 2002, 07:56 PM
Some people call it a kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade, mmm hmmm.

Nov 23 2002, 11:37 PM
KAW KAW KAW, sound like some kind of Project music of the Alan Parsons variety; qouthe the raven, nevermore...
Santana would be all over it if they were still around.
Next up Santana and Rush -- music to dance to

Nov 24 2002, 12:47 AM
Rumour spreadin' 'round.......
....in that Texas town........
'bout that disc
course
outside La Grange.....

Just let me know...
if you wanna throw...
at that
Moody's
out on the range.

A KAW KAW KAW KAW
A KAW KAW KAW KAW

Well, I hear it's fine...
...if you got the time...
and the back 9 to get yourself in.
A MMM, HMMM.
And I hear it's tight...
...most ev'ry night,
but now I
might be
mistaken.......

hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.......

jeffash
Nov 24 2002, 10:03 AM
Once there was this disc that
Got into an accident and couldn't fly too straight
But when it finally came back
It's stamp had turned from black into bright white
It said that it was from when
It smashed the tree so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

jeffash
Nov 24 2002, 10:14 AM
Posting Guidelines for MRV Thread-


/clipart/wink.gif

Nov 24 2002, 10:31 AM
Are amendments to previous posts in violation?

I anhyzer right
...and glo ev'ry night
but now I
might be
footfaultin'........

hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.......

jeffash
Nov 24 2002, 11:12 AM
Hmm...
Since that is not addressed in the guidelines, you would not be in violation.

Nov 24 2002, 03:48 PM
They all call her Puma
cause no one really knows her name

circle_2
Nov 25 2002, 01:00 PM
Coffee makes me a might nervous when I drink it... /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Nov 25 2002, 06:05 PM
Me too.
When proof reading happens 12 hrs. after posting it makes this one wish he hadn't drank the 5th 'cause now he's taking the 5th.
More tequilla and less brown liquor.
Better yet bring on the Mescal bust out the jalapenos and let the worm chompin' begin. Someone's gonna be counting seeds on the throne in the morning /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

jeffash
Nov 25 2002, 06:53 PM
I like them french fried potaters.

jeffash
Nov 25 2002, 06:53 PM
mmm hmmm

circle_2
Nov 25 2002, 09:33 PM
I reckon the good lord won't be sendin' you to hades...mmm hmmmm...
Carl, whatcha doin with that mower blade?
I'm fixin' to kill you wid it...
Better send a hearst...mmm hmmm

circle_2
Nov 25 2002, 09:40 PM
Mmm...mustard 'n bisquits...
Speaking of limp bisquits and eminems, where does a feller get candycorn kaiser blades with tons o butter 'n syrup?
Up at the nervous hospital, I reckon... /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Nov 27 2002, 08:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Maybe I'll have a good story to tell on Friday. Last year skinny Uncle Kev pigged like a fat man and zonked out on the couch. During his zonk a burp fumbled, the results were a blob of mini-chuncks on his shirt; the cat loved it /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif
There is video of Uncle Kev and the cat but only for the family.

Nov 27 2002, 09:17 PM
Sounds like he got a hold of some Lumpy Gravy.

Luckily it was just a burp and not the Flying Turkey Trots.

jeffash
Dec 01 2002, 01:28 PM
I was listening to some old Emerson, Lake and Palmer and discovered this song of their's dedicated to our favorite disc.
I hope they don't mind me reprinting it here.
If they do- C'est La Vie!

MRV
Has your smile become a frown
As we try to learn to throw the
MRV
Do you think
That by now we would have tried
All advice that this thread has on the
MRV

Oh MRV
Oh MRV
It shows, we care for the
MRV

In the night
Do you fight a hyzer flight
Do the ashes of old discs for you remain
Like the sea
There's a hole too long to throw
Could I really try to roll the
MRV

Oh MRV
Oh MRV
It shows, we care for the
MRV

If you seek
More advice about the disc
That fuels a thread like this- our
MRV
Take a peek
At Discraft�s fine website
They'll tell you more about the lore of
MRV

Oh MRV
Oh MRV
It shows, we care for the
MRV

Dec 04 2002, 09:37 AM
Ravi Schenker (http://www.pdga.com/discus/messages/621/4177.html?TuesdayDecember1120010403am#POST53472) turn the Beatles onto many things, disc golf being one....

M R V

When he found himself in times of trouble
Jedidiah came to the web to plea
Seeking words of wisdom, MRV.
And in his hour of greenness
Tree is standing right in front of he
Seeking words of wisdom, MRV.
MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
<U><FONT COLOR="0000ff"> How Do I Throw My MRV?</FONT> </U>.

And when the silly-minded people
Posting on the thread decree,
There will be NO answer, MRV.
For though the thread may be drifted,
Is there still a chance that Jed will see ?
Nah...There will be NO answer, MRV.
MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
Nah...There will be NO answer, MRV.
MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
<U><FONT COLOR="0000ff"> How Do I Throw My MRV?</FONT> </U>.

And when Nick Kight is pouty,
There is still a thread that drifts for thee,
Drift on until tomorrow, MRV.
I reply with a spin on music
Jedidiah's p�ssed at me
Seeking words of wisdom, MRV.
MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
There will be NO answer, MRV.
MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV.
<U><FONT COLOR="0000ff"> How Do I Throw My MRV?</FONT> </U>.

Dec 04 2002, 10:36 AM
And that, my friends, is true MRV thread greatness. So it is written, so it shall be known.

BTW I heard the Lennon and McCartney split wasn't over Yoko at all. It was their inability to agree on Z-MRV or CE Roc.

Dec 04 2002, 11:40 AM
The Chili Peppers must be old school DGers... Zephyr Song, that is/was a disc right?

Dec 04 2002, 03:45 PM
All I know is
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure played some mean disc golf.

tkieffer
Dec 04 2002, 04:58 PM
I thought I was
The short approach king.
But I just handed
My MRV to him.

Dec 04 2002, 05:11 PM
I think I just MRVed in my pants. EEEWWWWWWW

jeffash
Dec 04 2002, 06:39 PM
All Hail the Ching!!!

ching_lizard
Dec 04 2002, 08:14 PM
It's a work of art Ching!!! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Dec 04 2002, 09:20 PM
I humbly thank you.
I wanted to parody that song since April.
I was truly inspired by the Great Jeff Ash's piece (once again),but still was stumped.
Woke up at 3:30am to whiz, laid back down half asleep and thought to myself, 'I always come up with great stuff now', so I kept myself awake a minute and came up with the Jed angle......
<FONT SIZE="-2">plus some other stuff /clipart/wink.gif </FONT>

jeffash
Dec 04 2002, 10:36 PM
Funny you should mention that. I was also up this morning at 3:30 am. Couldn't sleep. Remembered some advice from my good friend Kelly Hicks. When Kelly can't sleep he enjoys reading poetry. I remebered this one from Syd Barrett's great-great-great grandmother- Elizabeth Barrett Browning (http://www.poets.org/poets/poets.cfm?prmID=153)

Do I MRV? Let me count the ways.
MRV to the depth and breadth and height
My disc can reach, when throwing out of sight
For the ends of being an ideal ace.
MRV to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and glow-disc.
MRV freely, as men strive for twos.
MRV purely, as they burn from treys.
MRV with the thumber put to use
In my old briefs, and with my childhood's faith.
MRV with a disc I�m doomed to lose
on my last hole. MRV with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but throw thee better after death.

andymbarnett
Dec 04 2002, 10:36 PM
here you go to learn h0w to throw the mrv all you have to do is put it away and buy a rock
hehe

rhett
Dec 04 2002, 10:51 PM
I think that I shall never see
a Roc replaced by MRV.

If flies okay, that Vee dot Mister,
but is much too like a kiss from sister.

These things I speak, you know they're true.
Vee, okay...but Rocs do Rule!

<FONT SIZE="-2">with apologies to any real poets out there.</FONT>

Dec 04 2002, 11:40 PM
I thought Lennon &amp; McCartney started their own line of discs. They had either a green or red stamp.

REVOLUTION

You say you want more revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change your grip
You tell me it's an Innova-nation
Well, you know
We'd all love a perfect world
But when you talk bad about the competition
Don't you know that you can count me out

Don't you know the MRV's
alright,
alright,
alright.

You say the Roc's the real solution
Well, you know
There really ain't no master plan
You sell it for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
If you want money for players who win, that's great
All I can tell is, 'the DX will fly just as straight'.

Don't you know the MRV's
alright,
alright,
alright.

Nick says he'll change the regulations
Well, you know
We all wanna slap him in the head
You tell me the Roc's an institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go throwin' discs named after Ken Climo
It don't mean you'll make your easy putts anyhow.

Don't you know the MRV's
alright,
alright,
alright.........

discette
Dec 05 2002, 01:43 AM
Ching and Jeff that is pure inspiration.


Roses are red,
And Rocs are round.
If I found an MRV,
I would leave it on the ground.

ching_lizard
Dec 05 2002, 02:09 AM
Circle_2 could stand some inspiration from Sting.

Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to the tee.

Dec 05 2002, 05:01 AM
Laughin my arse off discette

circle_2
Dec 05 2002, 12:25 PM
Ching, I'll sing your song just prior to driving...should get the point across in a nice way. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

How's 'bout an oldie... a 1...a 2...a 1,2,3,4

Throw, throw, throw your disc
Gently on th' green
With MRV, MRV, MRV, MRV
Birds are not a dream!

Dec 05 2002, 07:18 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble
mother discraft comes to me
speaking words of wisdom

mrv

and when the hour is darkest
there's a light that shines on me
shine until tomorrow

mrv

Dec 05 2002, 07:20 PM
pan out to Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

MRV..MRV
MRV
M..R..V

There will be an answer

M...R...VEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jeffash
Dec 05 2002, 08:48 PM
Didn't Norman Tabernacle sing this old favorite?

Spirit in the Sky

When I�m strugglin to play my best
Workin hard to score below the rest
When I have to break a tie
I throw it up to the spirit in the sky
I throw it up to the spirit in the sky
That's the only way to make your disc fly
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna throw in the place that's the best

ching_lizard
Dec 05 2002, 08:53 PM
Whisper words of wisdom
m r v

I'm one of the broken hearted people
Living in the world who disagree
There will be an answer but not MRV

Dec 05 2002, 09:32 PM
There will be an answer...Honalee

jeffash
Dec 05 2002, 09:58 PM
A dragon lives forever, but not so MRV's

Dec 05 2002, 10:06 PM
I get by with a little help from Discraft
make it fly with a little help from Discraft
Gonna try with a little help from Discraft
Do I need MRV
I just need one for upshots
Could it be MRV
I need one for a tough spot/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Dec 05 2002, 10:13 PM
Do you putt with a dragon or puff with it?

Dec 05 2002, 10:19 PM
If your gonna puff with it you'll need some Jackie papers __} /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Dec 05 2002, 10:28 PM
A bu�� is something you drag on.

jeffash
Dec 05 2002, 10:58 PM
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Dec 05 2002, 11:25 PM
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Dec 06 2002, 02:49 AM
Take on MRV:

We're throwing away
I don't know how
I'm to toss I'll toss it anyway
This hole's another chance to throw it
down the fairway
I'm coming for your chains, OK?

Take on MRV, Take MRV on
I'll be long
In a hole or two

rhett
Dec 06 2002, 02:57 AM
Is that like an Abba song or something?

"take a chance on MRV, take a chance on MRV"

discette
Dec 06 2002, 07:34 AM
Sometimes you don't need to change the words to a song to fit on this thread.

Bob Seger

Like a Roc, flyin' arrow straight.
Like a Roc, chargin' from the gate.
Like a Roc, carryin' the weight.
Like a Roc.

Like a Roc, the sun upon by skin.
Like a Roc, hard against the wind.
Like a Roc, an MRV will never be,
Like a Roc.

tkieffer
Dec 06 2002, 11:44 AM
And in my hour of darkness
the answer comes and shines on me
time to throw tomorrow
Roc KC

And when the broken hearted posters
lurking on the thread agree
there will be an answer
Roc KC


Roc KC, Roc KC, Roc KC not MRV
Time to throw tomorrow
Roc KC


(just can't get that 'Let it Be' parody out of my head. Cracks me up, nice one Ching!)

Dec 07 2002, 12:19 AM
George was the Dark Horse
Ringo was once a Sharky
Paul went on the Wing
and John was the <FONT SIZE="-2">:<=</FONT>
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I agree the MRV is not for me - yes, we are all together.
See how they su�k, like piglets in the muck, see how they can�t fly.
I'm crying...

Standing on a tee pad
Waiting for the disc to flex.
Innova tie-dye T-shirt, baggin� weeklys Tuesday,
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your putt go long.

I am the Rocman, (oooh)
They are the Rocmen, (oooh)
I ain�t from Walled Lake, doo doo t'doob.

Scotty Stokely schoolin� newbies in many cities, teach �em how to throw.
See how he flies that hyzer in the sky, on an ace run.
I'm trying...
(fore) I'm trying...

Yellow CE Valkyrie
Flipping for a hard dog leg.
Crabby caddy disc-wife, candy plastic princess,
Boy, she�s been a naughty girl, she let your discs get brown.

I am the Rocman, (oooh)
They are the Rocmen, (oooh)
I ain�t from Walled Lake, doo doo t'doob.

Putting at the 18th green
Waiting for my turn.
When my turn does come
I get the winnin� bird by bangin� the basket chains.

I am the Rocman, (oooh)
They are the Rocmen, (oooh)
I ain�t from Walled Lake, doo doo t'doob.

Angry T.D.
Stroking smokers,
Don't you think the tokers laugh at you.
See how they cough, like pigs at the trough, see how they�re high.
They�re flying...

Contrarian Kight-man
Climbing up his ivory tower.
Irrational posters preaching disc golf Karma.
Man, you should have seen us kickin� Big Red Killa�s �ss.

I am the Rocman, (oooh)
They are the Rocmen, (oooh)
I ain�t from Walled Lake, doo doo t'doob.

jeffash
Dec 07 2002, 12:55 AM
Ooooohhh!!! At last, the MRV piece-de-resistance!
The "stroking smokers" stanza is sheer perfection. A true classic.
I gotta come up with a new angle./clipart/proud.gif

Dec 07 2002, 02:21 AM
Thats some sweet lyrics /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Dec 07 2002, 03:33 AM
Rhett. I believe Alex's lyrics were to Ah-Ha's tune 'Take On Me'.

Ching Mag. Dig it (snapping fingers).

Do you mind putting a lyrical verse to...'99 red Talons, flyin' in the clear blue sky. Captain...'..er sorry. '99 Red Balloons'?

Dec 07 2002, 10:00 AM
Ohhh, Ah-Ha.

Ewwww!!!

bigchiz
Dec 07 2002, 11:04 AM
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree!
Why did you catch my MRV?
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Why did you catch my MRV?


Not only in the summertime,
But even in the winter league.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much grief doth thou bring me!


For every year the Christmas tree,
Catches the MRV.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much grief doth thou bring me!


O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Why is there a two meter rule?
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
The Swedes will think I am such a fool.


Each bough doth hold a disc you see,
That makes each player curse at thee.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Why did you catch my MRV?

paul
Dec 07 2002, 12:18 PM
Thank-you Andrew. Most of the song parodies seem to lose something when posted - but your's works.

I bet that Ching's does also, but after Moon died, I stopped following them so I don't really know that tune very well.

Dec 07 2002, 12:55 PM
Thanks, Paul.

It was really sad when your lovely Linda passed away.
It's good to see you're doing well, back to where you once belonged. Your new wife is quite the looker. What's her name? Ilene?

sandalman
Dec 13 2002, 01:28 PM
Sun is shining, the weather is sweet
Make you wanna throw your M R V
Right at the basket, here I am
Want you to know ya, where I stand

jeffash
Dec 16 2002, 11:43 PM
Comet- The only one of Santa's reindeers to have a disc named after him.

jeffash
Dec 16 2002, 11:54 PM
The Raven- The only poem of Edgar Allen Poe's to have a disc named after it.

jeffash
Dec 16 2002, 11:58 PM
Two Edgar Allen Poe poen titles that might make good disc names-
The Conquerer Worm
Imitation

Dec 17 2002, 01:41 PM
How about the all time favorite classical song:

"The Flight of the Valkyries"???

/clipart/smile.gif

Daniel

Dec 17 2002, 02:23 PM
Mark Mothersbaugh throws a whippet good.

jeffash
Dec 17 2002, 05:30 PM
Ahhh... you left me an opening.

Whippet

Crack that disc
Got to take some risk
Tossing a putt
Don't fall on your bu��
When a problem comes along
You must whippet
Before the holes get really long
You must whippet
When something's going wrong
You must whippet
Now whippet
into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
to whippet
Whippet good
When a good round turns around
You must whippet
You will never live it down,
unless you whippet
No one gets their way,
until they whippet
I say whippet
Whippet good

Dec 17 2002, 06:09 PM
Hugh Cornwell (http://www.the-stranglers.com/) can drive his very own Tank. (http://www.the-stranglers.com/lyrics/tank.htm)

jeffash
Dec 17 2002, 08:09 PM
Roger Waters (http://www.rogerwaters.com) likes the Eclipse (http://www.songlyrics.co.nz/lyrics/p/pinkfloyd/eclipse.html)

jeffash
Dec 17 2002, 08:33 PM
Henry James (http://www.underthesun.cc/Classics/James/\link) threw The Beast (http://www.pagebypagebooks.com/Henry_James/The_Beast_in_the_Jungle/) in the jungle.

Dec 17 2002, 09:06 PM
Tarzan (http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/tarzan.html) played with Cheetah (http://clepunk.com/images/band_images/deadboys/deadboys78_tm.jpg) in the jungle.

Dec 18 2002, 11:54 AM
When Ozzy started with Black Sabath (http://www.black-sabbath.com/index.shtml), he was a puttin' devil with the Wizard (http://www.black-sabbath.com/discog/blacksabbathlyrics.html#thewizard).

Dec 18 2002, 12:05 PM
I heard John Entwistle (http://www.thewho.net/john/) was a huge disc golfer. He even named his favorite approach disc Boris (http://www.thewho.net/discography/songs/BoristheSpider.html).

Dec 18 2002, 12:24 PM
John Holmes (http://www.harvardsquarelibrary.org/unitarians/jtholmes.html) liked to whip out his XL. (http://www.geocities.com/xlgallery/)

jeffash
Dec 18 2002, 03:52 PM
to xs

Dec 18 2002, 04:19 PM
Siouxsie (http://www.vamp.org/Siouxsie/) was so good at disc golf, that she only toured with Banshees. (http://www.themirrorsedge.com/examples/xmen/banshee.html)

jeffash
Dec 18 2002, 05:03 PM
River Phoenix (http://www.absolutepictures.com/p/phoenix_river/) lived and died by the Viper (http://www.viperroom.com/).


ouch!!!

Dec 18 2002, 05:50 PM
I hear Glenn Fry (http://www.maxinet.com/glennfry/resume.htm) and Don Henley (http://www.concertlivewire.com/cdarchives/mojo.htm) get some really Long Runs with their...wait for it...EAGLES (http://www.hotelcal.com/)!

Dec 18 2002, 05:56 PM
Little known fact...
Pete Benchley (http://www.peterbenchley.com/) was an avid disc golfer. He was deadly acurate with his Shark (http://www.jawsmovie.com/).

Dec 18 2002, 06:11 PM
I�ve seen photos of Sean Penn (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a980904.html) flipping a Birdie. (http://www.sharemation.com/~middlefinger/)

Dec 18 2002, 06:25 PM
Doris Day (http://www.dorisday.com/) did a few flicks with Roc (http://shergoodforest.com/biocentral/hudsonr.html), but never got it to fly straight.

Dec 18 2002, 06:40 PM
Ann Wilson (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/020719/5/npwo.html) use to be able to get down, down, down on her knees....
to throw a
Barracuda (http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?sid=\�nj�v�)

circle_2
Dec 18 2002, 08:47 PM
Didn't Rocford drive a Tee Bird??

pnkgtr
Dec 19 2002, 04:16 AM
No, Roc-ford drove a Firebird...even better.

pnkgtr
Dec 19 2002, 04:17 AM
You are thinking of Dan Tanna driving a Teebird at the Vegas (http://www.amigazone.com/vegas/vegas.html) Halloween Open.

Dec 19 2002, 09:28 AM
Didn't Nick (http://www.nick.com/) play TeeBirds? (http://www.zeal.com/exit.jhtml;jsessionid=OSMN50RKU2QBHLAQQA2WJ4VMCCAD MZYW?cid=550852&amp;wid=1057766&amp;so=&amp;xr=/category/preview.jhtml?cid=550852)

Dec 19 2002, 11:03 AM
I remember as a kid watching Speed Racer (http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/6400/spdrcr/enter.html) drive a Mach V (http://www.kdmv.com/Speed.htm). The one thing that always bugged me about that show was how he could never figured out that Racer X (http://udel.edu/~mm/anime/speed/pictures/racerX.html)-Clone was really his brother, Rex Racer.

Dec 19 2002, 03:41 PM
I can't believe your parents named you John Johnson. You poor [*****]!
Sincerely,
Dick Dickinson

woodpecker
Dec 19 2002, 04:30 PM
Do we hear a new song coming from Johnny Cash...

Regards,
Doug D. Douglas

Dec 19 2002, 04:38 PM
Ya'll have the most tweaked names I ever heard of!

Best of luck
Peter Gozinya

Dec 19 2002, 04:42 PM
I agree with Peter!
Regards,
Hugh G. Rekshun

Dec 19 2002, 04:56 PM
How do I throw an MRV...towards the trashcan!

woodpecker
Dec 19 2002, 05:14 PM
I luv my mommy no matter what she named me.

one and only,
York Hunt

Dec 19 2002, 05:52 PM
hey from yer brother
love,
mike hunt

Dec 19 2002, 06:39 PM
I don't get it...

Yours TRULY,
Dick Trickle. (http://www.dicktricklefanclub.com/)

circle_2
Dec 19 2002, 07:48 PM
Thanks to my pappy, y'all envy me!!

Hugh Jorgen Jr.

Dec 19 2002, 08:26 PM
I invented the mini skirt.

Seymour Heiny.

jeffash
Dec 19 2002, 09:37 PM
Some people take this seriously! (http://funnyname.com/)

Dec 19 2002, 10:16 PM
I invented the x-step.

Chuck Longley

Dec 19 2002, 11:00 PM
I invented the 2-finger

Moe

Dec 20 2002, 12:57 AM
Didn't the singer for J. Geils (http://www.neck-and-neck.com/) throw a Wolf (http://www.viperroom.com/photos/misc/view/idol.html) ???

jeffash
Dec 20 2002, 09:46 AM
I'm not sure, but I do know that Roberto Duran Duran was hungry like a wolf.

Dec 20 2002, 12:14 PM
Favorite Bruce Lee movie:

- "Approach The Dragon"

Dec 20 2002, 01:55 PM
Why ?

Harry Hole

Strange but true.

circle_2
Dec 20 2002, 07:45 PM
When in doubt...throw an overhand!

Tom A. Hawk

circle_2
Dec 20 2002, 09:52 PM
I had my own Talk Show...and I'm a famous producer...

MeRV 'Griffin'

ps That's a two-fer...beat that!! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

circle_2
Dec 20 2002, 11:44 PM
Never, ever, get a Mogwai wet...

Or, you'll wind up with a Gremlin!,

which can be a real Demon,

sometimes, a Beast...but more often than not...

an honest-to-god Monster!

Dec 21 2002, 12:23 AM
It'll be on Edge anyway you Slice it.

circle_2
Dec 21 2002, 03:14 PM
Warriors...come out and playeeyaa!!! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Signed,

Pops, Sparky, Trixie, Speed, Spritle, Chim-Chim, &amp; Racer X-Clone (Speed's Older brother, Rex)(credit>JJ)

circle_2
Dec 23 2002, 02:02 PM
My favorite way to score you ask? #1 Hookshot, of course!!

Sincerely,

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

bigchiz
Dec 23 2002, 03:49 PM
Clue, Youngblood Brass Band? Great sousaphone stuff there.

bigchiz
Dec 24 2002, 02:14 AM
Doh!

Circle2, Youngblood Brass Band? Great sousaphone stuff there.

jeffash
Dec 24 2002, 05:41 PM
I do remember this song from Huey Lewis and the Tiajauna Brass.
Huey wrote this after years of frustration on the disc golf course.

I Want a New Putt

I want a new putt
One that won't hit and spit
One that won't make me kick my bag
Or make me feel I must quit

I want a new putt
One that won't hurt my score
One that won't make my friends all laugh
One that they will adore

One that won't make me wonder
"What am I gonna' do?"
One that makes me feel like I feel when I putt true
Let's play a round or two

I want a new putt
One that won't spew
One that won't flip too much
Or fly too untrue

I want a new putt
And I mean right away
One that won't wake me up with fright
One I know will hit and stay

One that won't make me wonder
"What am I gonna' do?"
One that makes me feel like I feel when I putt true
Let's play a round or two
A round or two, baby

I want a new putt
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel so bad
One that will make me feel real good

I want a new putt
One with no doubt
One that won't make me cry so much
Or make my yips break out

One that won't make me nervous
"What am I gonna' do?"
One that makes me feel like I feel when I putt true
Let's play a round or two

Dec 26 2002, 09:27 PM
that's better than the original....

discette
Jan 01 2003, 10:59 AM
Happy New Year!

A new day, a new year, time for some new posts on our all time favorite thread.


Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Throwing discs on a piece of ground in your home town.
Waiting for someone with a Roc to show you the way.

Jan 01 2003, 02:07 PM
Discs are flying in the sunshine
playing on despite the rain.
Your game is strong, the putt is long
and there are strokes to kill today.

Jan 01 2003, 02:28 PM
And then one day you find
Throw your banshee right behind you
No one told you when to duck
When Wimpy's driving $ucks...

Jan 01 2003, 11:41 PM
Home,home again
I'd rather be playin discgolf man.
When I come home cold and wired
I hate my frigen job I wish I was fired
But far away across the field
The chinging of a chainstar, man
Brings me faithfully to my knees
To hear that putter hit those magic chains

Jan 02 2003, 02:21 AM
GET RID OF THAT MRV.
ITS LIKE MAGIC AGAIN ONCE YOU GET A ROC, SCOUT, OR DEMON IN YOUR BAG.
PEACE
SEE YA

keithjohnson
Jan 02 2003, 03:49 AM
ben.....turn off the caps lock key dude /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif.....
can't wait to see you guys winning stuff again next(this) year....it was great seeing you at am worlds when you came down...
how is the family doing????
have a great year.....keith

hey who won the basket that we raffled off for the family????tim never told me who it was

Jan 02 2003, 10:19 AM
Us and Ken
And after all he is no ordinary man.
Me, vs. Him
God only knows it's not how I would choose to win.
Forward he climbed from the rear
and the front group cried.
Then Climo shot and the links on the Mach
moved from side to side.

Jan 02 2003, 07:48 PM
So you think you can tell
dippety doo from gel
blue guys from Spain
can you tell a green seal
from a hot steamed whale
a smile from a snail

do you think you can tell

Jan 02 2003, 08:50 PM
The basket was won by Scott Jones. Time probably did not know.

jeffash
Jan 02 2003, 09:07 PM
The MRV is on the grass
The MRV is on the grass
Remembering games and banging chains and laughs
Got to keep the lurkers on the path

The MRV is in the hall
The MRVs are in my hall
The paper shows their lucky aces as the score
And every day those who play hit more

And if the basket breaks many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your disc explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Jan 02 2003, 09:28 PM
did they get you to trade
your airshots for rolls
finesse for D
hot annies for safe threes

low scores for change
did you exchange
your passionate fancy of flight
for frustation that turns into rage

Jan 03 2003, 01:39 AM
... and I still look like Nicholas Cage....... (http://www.pdga.com/discus/messages/621/4177.html?TuesdayDecember1120010403am#POST53218)

keithjohnson
Jan 03 2003, 02:38 AM
thanks brian...glad to see it was a florida guy who won it and someone who helped out with worlds too....see you in june....i hope.....keith

lowe
Jan 03 2003, 09:53 AM
Ben Gurthie,
Good to see you posting here. I've been following your disc golf career with great interest. I think you've got great potential. Great showing at the 2002 Pro Worlds!

Lowe in NC

discette
Jan 03 2003, 11:09 AM
Remember when you were young,
You drove like a gun.
Drive on you crazy golfer.
Now there's a look in your drives
Like they can't even fly
Drive on you crazy golfer.
You were caught in the crosswind 'tween fairway and basket.
Blown from the steel chains.
Come on you golfer, hear faraway laughter
Come on you player,
you smoker,
you slacker
and Drive!!!!!

You reached for the basket to soon,
you threw to the moon.
Drive on you crazy golfer.
Threatened by OB and trees,
and the lake by the tee.
Drive on you crazy golfer.
Well you racked up your bogies with random precision,
Drove into BBQ grills.
Come on you discer, you seer of bogies,
Come on you old man,
you choker,
you loser
and DRIVE!!!!

Jan 03 2003, 01:32 PM
Several groups of large furry mammals gathered together on a course and golfing with a disc.

- Ummathurmma

discette
Jan 03 2003, 02:42 PM
Isn't UmmaThurmma that actress who was in the movie Pulp Friction with John Revolting?

circle_2
Jan 03 2003, 07:27 PM
Yeah, but she got a foot massage with a Royale w/ Cheese while going through a transitional phase...or something. Wasn't John Revolting in that "Disc"o movie, Saturday Night Beaver?? /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Jan 03 2003, 07:49 PM
John co-starred in the best hockey movie of all time...
and despite all his rage...
yep...you guessed it.

Jan 03 2003, 09:16 PM
Face Off was a great hockey movie.

I heard the Hansons and Randy Neuman are remaking it as a musical.

Jan 04 2003, 10:48 AM
Didn't the Hansons have a big hit with she-bop, the song about the first solo female spelunker?

Jan 05 2003, 05:26 PM
Parody #1 (http://www.pdga.com/discus/messages/621/7532.html?ThursdayDecember0520020628pm#POST123361)
Parody #2 (http://www.pdga.com/discus/messages/621/7532.html?ThursdayDecember0520020628pm#POST123571)
Parody #3 (http://www.pdga.com/discus/messages/621/7675.html?WednesdayDecember1820021219pm#POST124220 )
Parody #4........


Hey Jed, don�t be so sad
Take a bad disc and throw it better.
Remember to pull it across your heart,
Then you will start to throw it flatter.

Hey Jed, don�t be afraid,
You just need to go out and practice.
The minute you learn to get the right spin,
Then you�ll begin to control it better.

And in time you may feel some pain, hey Jed, refrain,
The sore that you formed will soon callus over.
Although you know that it's a fool who�ll skip outta school
To try making his throws a little longer.
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.

Hey Jed, keep your nose down,
Bend your elbow, and follow thru your hit.
Remember to get more snap from your grip,
Then you will rip your drives much further.

So go on out and let it fly, hey Jed, tell why
You're waiting for some junk to perform well.
And once you throw a new CE, hey Jed, you'll see,
The Z-MRV is not your savior.
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.

Hey Jed, don't make us mad,
Take that bad disc and get one better.
Remember to get the Innova brand,
Then you will find the Roc is
better, better, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER!

no-no-no-
NO - no - NO - nooooo
NO - no - NO - nooooo,
HEY Jed ..............

jeffash
Jan 05 2003, 11:02 PM
MRV Jed
(with apologies to the Grateful Dead)

Cold disc cackles as it misses chain
Listen to the voices shouting in your brain
You know you bound to wind up dead
if you don't head back to MRV, Jed

Ching Mag will get in your head
But I know you aren�t about to be mislead
Well you know it�s like I said
You better head back to MRV, Jed

MRV, MRV
There ain't no disc I'd rather be
Baby, won't you direct me
Back to MRV

Drink all day and rock all night
Law come to get you if you don't walk right
Got a letter this morning and all it read:
You better head back to MRV, Jed

Jed tossed four Roc�s and cracked his spine
Someone come quick with the bottled wine
Catch a few winks down under the bed
Then head back to MRV, Jed

MRV, MRV
There ain't no disc I'd rather be
Baby, won't you direct me
Back to MRV

Jed ran into pea soup fog.
He chunked a Roc and he hit his dog
His dog he turned to him and he said
Let's head back to MRV, Jed

Jed woke up a feeling mean
Went down to play the slot machine
The wheels turned round and the letters read
Better head back to MRV, Jed

MRV, MRV
There ain't no disc I'd rather be
Baby, won't you direct me
Back to MRV

Jan 05 2003, 11:20 PM
/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

jeffash
Jan 06 2003, 01:32 AM
I was just starting to fall asleep when this old favorite of mine, from the New Riders of the Purple Sage, came into my thoughts. Sometimes the fewer changes we make to a song the better it turns out...

MRV Jed #2

[chorus]
MRV Jed, MRV Jed
He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head
MRV Jed, MRV Jed

On his white horse, Mescalito
He come breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
MRV Jed

The judge don't know when Jed's in town
He keeps well hidden underground
But everybody's acting lazy
Falling out and hangin' 'round

My woman said, "Hey Pedro
you're actin' crazy like a clown"
Nobody feels like working
MRV Jed is back in town

[chorus]

Everybody's looking out for him
'Cause they know Jed satisfies
Little girls love to listen to him
Sing and tell sweet lies

But when things get too confusing, honey
You're better off in bed
And I'll be searching courses everywhere for
MRV Jed

[chorus]

Jan 06 2003, 01:33 AM
(I thought apologies to the original artists was a given...:-)

Jedi was a boy who thought he�d be a golfer,
Thought he knew which disc was best.
Jedi left at home his new Roc from Innova,
Bought himself some Discraft trash.

Get a Roc! Get a Roc!
Get a Roc! Your bag is where your Roc belongs.
Get a Roc! Get a Roc!
Get a Roc! Your bag is where your Roc belongs.
Get a Roc, Jedi!

Sweet Juliana Korver throws for team Innova,
But once she threw another brand.
All the girls around her said, �get a Roc, woman!�,
Now she Rocs it while she can.

Jan 06 2003, 01:56 AM
Sorry, Jed. We're not trying to give you a hard time. Remember, all this is good natured fun. That said....

Here come old flat top,
He still growing up slowly,
He got cue ball I.Q.,
He one ******* troller,
He got hair down to the nub.
Got to be a Pud �cuz he just say what he please.

He wear no fine shoes
He got toe jam fungus,
He got monkey forehead,
He drink rum &amp; cola,
He say,"[*****] you, Clue, and [*****] Rodney.
One thing I can tell you, Nicki�s got to be ***."

Come to the darkside
Right now,
D-G-D

He lack discretion,
He got walrus bum breath,
He got weenie sidearm,
He one spazzin� cracka�,
He got chin down below his chin.
Hold you in his armpit �til you smell his disease.

Come to the darkside
Right now,
D-G-D

He rent a trailer,
He won early parole,
He got stubby �putter�,
He one mofo Hoosier,
He say, "one and one and one is par."
Not too good looking, but his wife�s fine by me.

Come to the darkside
Right now,
D-G-D

...like I said, all in fun...no, really...

rhett
Jan 06 2003, 03:18 AM
gotta modify that last verse:

He drive a mini-van
He soon be soccer-mommy

pnkgtr
Jan 06 2003, 05:41 AM
Anyone that knows DGD knows how accurate those lyrics really are. It's pretty good.

lowe
Jan 06 2003, 09:09 AM
What's the count of this thread up to now?

discette
Jan 06 2003, 09:52 AM
1664

ching_lizard
Jan 06 2003, 01:11 PM
Awesome job Ching!!! I love the Beetles! I wonder whatever happened to that 5th one...Bailey, wasn't it?

Jan 06 2003, 01:20 PM
He stayed in Germany to design cars.

Jan 06 2003, 03:03 PM
Laughed so hard got tears in my eyes and to the music of his favorite band , nice! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Jan 06 2003, 03:18 PM
Right on, Ching. You know more about me than my wife./msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

May I use your lyrics on my site?

Jan 06 2003, 03:26 PM
You mean the parole part ? Just a hunch...

Jan 06 2003, 03:52 PM
I wrote it a month ago, but didn't want to offend you/[*****] you off. Not wise to incur The Wrath (unnecessarily).

Sure, use it as you see fit.
Get a punk band to play it and you got yourself a theme song.
Hmmm...could I parlay that into a Pud-stamped MRV ?

Jan 06 2003, 06:01 PM
I dont get ****** off. Hard to offend a dilhole like me. No MRV's will get the stamp...Not enough sales of them to stamp 25...

Jan 06 2003, 06:39 PM
Dammit! My computer's broken!

My monitor reads,"I dont get ****** off" under Dude's post.

Maybe Wwwipememommy can tell me what's wrong...

Jan 06 2003, 07:25 PM
/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Jan 06 2003, 09:19 PM
I wonder if Mick (http://www.mickjagger.com/) throws a Jaguar ... (http://www.bluelion.org/jaguar.htm)

Golfing With MrV (http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?sid=��{vI�C)

Down at the disc course where we have our tryst
My disc feels sweet, my disc feels slick.
It never tacos and it rarely nicks.
The rim in my grip feels beveled and thick.
You all know its name, it's called MrV
And one of these days it's gonna get you birdie.
Silver chains are chingin' each round this week.
The disc in my hands is even grippy when wet.

Lord, I was golfin', golfin', golfin' for free
Golfin', golfin', golfin' for free
Golfin', Lord, Innova�s not for me
Golfin' with MrV, with MrV, with MrV

Watch me roll one long down on the grass.
Watch it fade slow and watch it glide fast.
The flight of a Roc, (http://www.discgolf.com/discreview/discs/discraft/elitexmrv.shtml) the size of a Spider. (http://www.discgolf.com/discreview/discs/innova/cespider.shtml)
Lika a dream of Juliana on a tournament night. (creepy)
Cashin� at Wide Open down in Kansas City.
Throwin' long at Paw Paw out in West Virginia.

{chorus}

One day I was golfin' and a guy with a Roc
Wearin' Innova gear, with an Innova bag,
He looked at me laughin' with black beady eyes,
He gazed at my disc all cunning and wise.
Then I saw the Roc just rip outta his hand.
The hyzer in the sky was heading for the hole.
Lord, have mercy, 400 and thensome -
I was golfin' with Mr. D.

<FONT SIZE="-2">D is for Dunipace
...another old one I had to get rid of</FONT>

jeffash
Jan 06 2003, 09:51 PM
/clipart/proud.gif/clipart/new.gif/clipart/proud.gif

pterodactyl
Jan 06 2003, 11:40 PM
Dude, you have been roasted. That was good material. Can you say "Star Search"?

Jan 07 2003, 12:07 AM
Isn't that the show where Mr. Ed discovered Ray Morono and Heranis Moistenwette?

Jan 08 2003, 09:33 PM
Marmoset? (http://www.bergen.org/Smithsonian/MarmosetMonkey/behavior2.html)

jeffash
Jan 08 2003, 11:35 PM
Moisttowlette? (http://members.aol.com/MoistTwl/)

Jan 09 2003, 02:12 AM
Out of 10 contestants on the new Star Search, how many would have more talent than the host, Salmineo Hall ?

Competitors will be graded in, "woofs".

Classy.

Jan 09 2003, 06:31 PM
A classy show needs a classy man with a classy hairdo.

His dad Monty was a better showman.

Jan 09 2003, 09:33 PM
He started that funny comedy group.

I love the skit about the mid-range land Shark.

rhett
Jan 09 2003, 09:40 PM
knock-knock

yes?

um....Candy Gram


he was a CE land Shark! /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Jan 09 2003, 09:40 PM
Their uncle from the country was married to ravishing Ruby and liked old dogs and children...and watermelon wine.

Jan 09 2003, 09:41 PM
His grandson thinks he's Christopher Walken.

Jan 09 2003, 09:42 PM
Woody Allen made a movie about their mother who was an orphan.

Jan 09 2003, 09:57 PM
Who went on to be a supermodel and married Billy Joel...

Jan 09 2003, 10:00 PM
Who jumped off the Tallahassee bridge.

jeffash
Jan 09 2003, 10:15 PM
And is now a Downstream Boy.

Jan 09 2003, 10:27 PM
Jeanie C. Nelson Riley

jeffash
Jan 09 2003, 10:33 PM
What a life! (http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/L/htmlL/lifeofriley/lifeofriley.htm)

Jan 09 2003, 10:45 PM
Craig &amp; Tom T. Nelson Hall

jeffash
Jan 09 2003, 11:13 PM
Ching, Randy,
Beware- I just received a visit from a couple of Homeland Security (http://www.abbottandcostellocollectibles.com/images/postc_accops.jpg) types. They seem to think that this MRV thread is secretly facillitating the operation of Anti-American cells within our borders. Apparently, Circle2 is some kind of double agent. Just wanted to give you a heads-up.

Jan 09 2003, 11:23 PM
I worship the Roc,
not IRAQ...

jeffash
Jan 10 2003, 10:12 PM
The MRV thread has been defined-

By Ric Timmons on Thursday, January 09, 2003 - 06:38 pm:
"I've been following threads... enough to know that the MRV thread is a wandering pagoda of off topic conversations--"

No wonder I seem to be aimlessly making my way through this world. I'm stranded on a wandering pagoda of off topic conversations./clipart/proud.gif

Jan 10 2003, 11:24 PM
with Tricia Toyota (http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/dickies/imstuckinapagodawithtriciatoyota.html)

everything will be fine...

morgan
Jan 11 2003, 12:38 AM
Tallahatchie (http://www.riverfest.ms) (Mississipppi) not Tallahassee (Florida)

jeffash
Jan 11 2003, 01:14 AM
Waxahachie (http://www.waxacofc.com/) not Tallahatchie

jeffash
Jan 11 2003, 01:19 AM
Danny Datsun (http://datsun1200.com/modules/myalbum/photo.php?lid=428)

Jan 11 2003, 12:40 PM
Why isn't Danny a Dachshund (http://www.dachshund-dca.org/obedience/Agility_Dachshunds.html) ?
<FONT SIZE="-2">woof! (http://www.dachshund-dca.org/TOC.html) </FONT>

Gwyneth summers in Waxasnachie (http://www.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/)(Brazil).

Jan 11 2003, 01:06 PM
Well...if Morgan goes through and tries to point out all my "ill-placed references" on this thread...that should nearly double the post count of the thread.

By the way Morgan...the 3 posts of mine before that would be:

Uncle Tom T. Hall, who was married to Tammy Wynette.
Michael Anthony Hall, who stars in the TV hit Dead Zone, Christopher Reed starred in the movie.
And Annie Hall, who jumped in a fridge in Waxahachic, which is about 5 miles north of Tippedoe La., where there's a witch named Hannah. (From the movie WWW and the Dixie Dance Kings starring Burt Convey and Jerry Reed.

Jan 11 2003, 02:17 PM
I use to watch WWW as a kid.
Robert Culp &amp; William Conrad starred in the shoot 'em up series as Jerry West &amp; Artis Gilmore(I Spy stole this idea). The remake with George Will &amp; Robert Klein was really dull, but the tall and buxom Salma Blair was very sexy in it.

circle_2
Jan 14 2003, 07:58 PM
Oh yeah? Well I'm a triple agent...O2 O2 O2=O6 Notice the double bond? Can get quite a buzz off some of that designer eau de O2...kinda addicting, ain't it? /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif
Understabley yours,
MRV Griffin
PS I'm allergic to pain...it makes my eyes water. /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

bigchiz
Jan 16 2003, 06:03 PM
Bruce walks warily down the street
With his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Golf discs ready to go

Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the golf discs rip
To the sound of the beat yeah

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Jan 16 2003, 08:34 PM
Out of the doorway, Mark Bruce starts cryin
his wife's kicked him out on his seat

Another one bites the dust...mop.

Jan 17 2003, 01:32 AM
weird: both Salma and Selma on Leno this week and a herd of dachshunds for Sprint...

Discs in the wind
All we are is discs in the wind...

Jan 17 2003, 02:36 PM
1,746 posts. Possibly the most posted on thread in this board's history.

circle_2
Jan 17 2003, 02:44 PM
...and you started it all, Jed!!
Has anyone ever played the above Queen song backwards on their (gulp!) turntable?? This is the line with a pretty clear message... "Another one bites the dust...AHH!"
Are ya curious now? Hmmm??

Jan 17 2003, 04:08 PM
It's fun to stroke my Innova.

Appalled is Jed

gnduke
Jan 17 2003, 04:24 PM
Not quite, but the MRV thread is still growing.

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Jan 17 2003, 05:13 PM
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gnduke
Jan 17 2003, 06:36 PM
Now that is true MRV glory. I am speachless....

Jan 17 2003, 08:09 PM
That was beautiful. Thanks CM.

Jan 18 2003, 12:19 AM
dedicated to Paul, with apologies to J. Geils...

<FONT SIZE=" 2"><FONT FACE="webdings">�</FONT> </FONT> (http://siliconjunkies.com/midi/poprock/direstraits/MoneyForNothing.mid)

I
hate
my.................

I
hate
my M-R-Veeeee

I
hate
my.................

I
hate
my M-R-Veeeee

I
hate
my.................

I
hate
my M-R-Veeeee

I
hate
my.................

I
hate
my M-R-Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Now look at that newbie, that ain�t the way you do it
He plays the disc golf with an MRV
That ain't workin', that's not how you do it
Nothin� for money and miss your three
Now that ain't workin', that's not how you do it
Lemme tell ya that guy is dumb
Maybe get a blister on his index finger
Maybe get a blister on his thumb

We gotta insult MRV owners
Elite Discraft devotees
We gotta remove these Roc haters
We gotta lose these MRVs

See the little bagger with his swearing and his jump putt
Yeah, buddy, that's his own caddy
That little bagger got his own dyed Vector
That little bagger he's a thousandaire

We gotta insult MRV owners
Elite Discraft devotees
We gotta remove these Roc haters
We gotta lose these MRVs
(repeat)

He shoulda learned to throw a sidearm
He shoulda learned to throw a thumber
Look at that moron, he�s got it stuck up in the flora
Man, that don�t look like fun.
Now he's putting, what's that ? Metallic noises ?
Bangin' off the basket like a kamikaze
That ain't workin', that's not how you do it
Get nothin� for your money and you miss your three

We gotta insult MRV owners
Elite Discraft devotees
We gotta remove these Roc haters
We gotta lose these MRVs, Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's not how you do it
You play the disc golf with the MRV
That ain't workin', that's not how you do it
Nothin� for money and you miss your three
Nothin� for money and miss your three.................

Jan 18 2003, 05:02 AM
And the bar is raised...once more.

Jan 18 2003, 03:49 PM
dedicated to PUD with apoligies to Lou Gramm


He drives all '87 discs
talks with a lisp
swears James Dean was a sped
he's a dedicated roc-er
but got hit in his knocker
don't ya talk bad about Innova again
cuz if he catches you a dissin
he'll try to teach you a lesson
don't make me say it again

PUD knocker - PUD knocker
actin' all strong - a real disc flopper
PUD knocker

he might talk some smack - but boy, does he love to play

he's got an old pluto platter
drinks to fill his bladder
he's been drinkin rum and cokes all night
hes a back nine mauller
a front nine brawler
likes to play like he's a wise guy
he'll try to teach K.C. a lesson
but he's gonna miss I'm guessin'
but he'll try to beat him again

PUD knocker - PUD knocker
actin' all strong - a real disc flopper
PUD knocker

he might talk some smack but boy, does he love to play/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Jan 18 2003, 04:55 PM
J.GEILS? TRY AGAIN.NOFFLR OF DIRE STRAITS AND STING.

Jan 18 2003, 05:19 PM
Sting?

What are you, nuts?

That was Billy Idol.

Jan 18 2003, 06:19 PM
No wait a min.I think it was MeRV Griffin.

paul
Jan 18 2003, 06:26 PM
Dehhhh ne neh neh . . . . neh ne neh ne neh. Dehhhhhhh deh neh neh neh nehhhh nehhhhhhhhhhh.

Jan 18 2003, 06:39 PM
Homosayswhat!

Jan 18 2003, 06:55 PM
Merv is that talk show guy that's married to Connie Chung.

Jan 18 2003, 07:07 PM
Don yu men Wang Chung;)

Jan 18 2003, 07:18 PM
Mon AKA Chug Wang

Jan 18 2003, 08:00 PM
per Discette's request :<FONT SIZE=" 2"><FONT FACE="webdings">�</FONT> (http://perso.club-internet.fr/jpviel/midi/soycd5.mid) </FONT>

By Discette on Friday, January 03, 2003 - 07:09 am:

Remember when you were young,
You drove like a gun.
Drive on you crazy golfer.
Now there's a look in your drives
Like they can't even fly
Drive on you crazy golfer.
You were caught in the crosswind 'tween fairway and basket.
Blown from the steel chains.
Come on you golfer, hear faraway laughter
Come on you player,
you smoker,
you slacker
and Drive!!!!!

You reached for the basket to soon,
you threw to the moon.
Drive on you crazy golfer.
Threatened by OB and trees,
and the lake by the tee.
Drive on you crazy golfer.
Well you racked up your bogies with random precision,
Drove into BBQ grills.
Come on you discer, you seer of bogies,
Come on you old man,
you choker,
you loser
and DRIVE!!!!

Jan 18 2003, 08:01 PM
AAAHSOOO!

jeffash
Jan 18 2003, 09:37 PM
Bravo! (http://65.24.81.11/sounds/FX/Applause.mp3)

jeffash
Jan 18 2003, 09:55 PM
Forgive me, Ching, but this is too much fun.

? (http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~kinzler/fun/shr_sounds/conjunction.au)

rob
Jan 19 2003, 02:30 AM
Ching Magnet, "I hate my MRV"- pure poetry!

Jan 19 2003, 02:30 PM
There once was a kid named Jed
Who threw an MRV instead.
He scoffed at the Roc.
We all were in shock.
So that's why we drifted this thread.

Jan 20 2003, 12:54 AM
He scoffed at the Roc.

Hey, I throw nothing but my Roc for midrange. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

sandalman
Jan 20 2003, 12:10 PM
sorry, ching, thats not a limerick

Jan 21 2003, 02:35 AM
Hmmm...I seem to be stuck between a ROC and a MRV place.

To ROC or to MRV that IS the question?

"The measure of choosing well is whether a man likes what he has chosen." Lamb./msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Jan 23 2003, 01:59 PM
*NOTE: for this one, 1st open music w/out reading what it is and let music start before reading the lyrics.

#1: <FONT SIZE=" 2"> <FONT FACE="Webdings">�</FONT> (http://perso.club-internet.fr/jpviel/midi/stairwaytoheaven.mid) </FONT> ~ nice acoustic &amp; electric version
#2: <FONT SIZE=" 2"> <FONT FACE="Webdings">�</FONT> (http://www.wavevents.com/MyFilez/midi/ledzepln/stair_h4.mid) </FONT> ~ trippy Theremin-like cool drums

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There's a discer who's sure all that glitters is chain
And he's playing a fairway to heaven.
And when he gets there he knows if the pro shop is closed
With a disc he can loan what he came for.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's playing a fairway to heaven

There's a sign on the post and he wants to be sure,
�Cuz you know sometimes pins have two placements.
Off the tree, in the brook, there's a driver that sinks.
Sometimes all of our throws are misguided.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's playing a fairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look for my disc
And my group is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I can see where my disc smacked through the trees
And the voices of those who keep looking.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's playing a fairway to heaven

And it's whispered too soon, if we all call the foot fault,
Then the TD will stroke, within reason.
And a sure par is gone for those who putt long
And the galley will echo with laughter.

But it makes me stronger

If there's a bogey in your first round,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's still a long time �til the final nine.

Yes, with just one throw you can get by,
but in the long run,
There's still time to change the grip you're on.

Your disc is spinning but it won't go because you don't know
The power grip will give you more spin.
Dear discer can you judge how the wind blows and when you throw
Your hyzer flies far with a brisk crosswind.

And as we wind up for our throw
Our disc sails farther than the shoul.
There walks a Master who tells us how,
Who shines flashlight and makes it glow,
How every par will turn to bird,
And if you practice very hard
The ace will come to you at last,
To score a one and win the hole,
To throw a Roc and when to roll.

And he's playing a fairway to heaven

discette
Jan 23 2003, 02:38 PM
7 minutes and 59 seconds of sheer bliss.

Bravo Ching!

Jan 23 2003, 02:54 PM
Im still holding up my lit lighter /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gifand wiping tears out of my eyes. You rock dude!

Jan 23 2003, 03:09 PM
/msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gifAs much as I HATE to do this, here are the correct verses in their proper order.

Sorry, I didn't check the accuracy of the lyrics I got off the web. For that matter, the lyrics on the inner sleeve (for you youngin's, that's the protective paper envelope for vinyl records) are wrong, too.

Fairway To Heaven

There's a discer who's sure all that glitters is chain
And he's playing a fairway to heaven.
And when he gets there he knows if the pro shop is closed
With a disc he can loan what he came for.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's playing a fairway to heaven

There's a sign on the post and he wants to be sure,
�Cuz you know sometimes pins have two placements.
Off the tree, in the brook there's a driver that sinks.
Sometimes all of our throws are misguided.

Ooo, it makes me wetter
Ooo, it makes me wetter

There's a feeling I get when I look for my disc
And my group is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I can see where my disc smacked through the trees
And the voices of those who keep looking.

And it makes me wander
Oooo, really makes me wander

And it's whispered too soon, if we all call the foot fault,
Then the TD will stroke, within reason.
And a sure par is gone for those who putt long
And the galley will echo with laughter.

If there's a bogey in your first round,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's still a long time �til the final nine.

Yes, with just one throw you can get by,
but in the long run,
There's still time to change the grip you're on.

And it'll make you longer.

Your disc is spinning but it won't go because you don't know
The power grip will give you more spin.
Dear discer can you judge how the wind blows and when you throw
Your hyzer flies far with a brisk crosswind.

And as we wind up for our throw
Our disc sails farther than the shoul.
There walks a Master who tells us how,
Who shines flashlight and makes it glow,
How every par will turn to bird,
And if you practice very hard
The ace will come to you at last
To score a one and win the hole,
To throw a Roc and when to roll.

And he's playing a fairway to heaven

Jan 23 2003, 03:22 PM
So you get your lyrics from old records? I played the music with your lyrics off the computer in front of my two oldest and they gave me weird looks so I had to pull out my old vinyl and play the real version for them. Still got the same looks. (in old guy voice) Ahh, kids they just don't know what good music is!/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Jan 23 2003, 03:40 PM
Hey, it's natural for kids to dis their parents music, however, in time, it's likely that they'll see the light. Most young adults learn to appreciate Doors/Zep/Jimi/etc. (plus early punk).

It's a subtle transition between our generations. It's not like going from Pat Boone to Jimi Hendix.

rhett
Jan 23 2003, 04:09 PM
Well, the kids today associate Led Zeppelin with ole man Cadillac cars. Ain't no way they're going to like it!

<FONT SIZE="-2">Makes you appreciate how Jim Morrison, as played by Val Kilmer in the movie "The Doors", felt when he heard the Chevy commercial.</FONT>

Jan 23 2003, 04:17 PM
True.
Iggy survived the Lust For Life commercial because he's still alive and kickin' out the jams.

Jan 23 2003, 08:10 PM
Ahhhh...David Coverdales singing and Jimmy Pages guitar playing, make Stairway to Heaven an anthem that will live forever...along with the rest of the songs from Physical Graffiti.

Jan 23 2003, 08:23 PM
Jimmy cut his teeth with Eric Carmen in the Byrds.

Eric's biggest hit was a cover of the Fats Domino love song, Lola, about Lola Feliciano.

circle_2
Jan 23 2003, 08:26 PM
Zosa...IV. Speaking of physical graffiti, my Banshee tatoo appears to taco as I flex! Got any salsa?

rhett
Jan 23 2003, 09:55 PM
I thought Olivia Wayne sang "Physical Graffiti"???

Jan 23 2003, 11:49 PM
Wasn't that from the musical Greece ?

She wore that tight, pink Kashmir sweater. OOOpah !

rhett
Jan 24 2003, 01:23 PM
Yup, that's it! It was a big Vegas show.

Feb 07 2003, 03:29 PM
Is he not man?

He is JAKO! (http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/jacko.html)

jeffash
Feb 17 2003, 04:24 PM
Now look at them yo-yo's tried but couldn�t do it
Can�t put the kibosh on the MRV
That ain't workin' Dr. Sigmund blew it
His couch ain�t no place for an MRV

jeffash
Feb 17 2003, 05:58 PM
How Do I Throw My MRV (http://www.grapevine.net/~trish/howcanyoumendabrokenheart_seqby_dbassman.mid)
<FONT SIZE="-2">(click on the above and downsize the new window)</FONT>

I can think of younger days when living for my life
Was everything a man could want to do
I could never see tomorrow, but I was never told about the sorrow

And how do I throw my MRV?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend a this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me throw my MRV and let me live again

I can still feel the breeze that rustles through the trees
And misty memories of days gone by
We could never see tomorrow, no one said a word about the sorrow

And how do I throw my MRV?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me throw my MRV and let me live again

jeffash
Feb 17 2003, 06:35 PM
I had always just assumed that the above Bee Gees classic was written by Barry and Maurice Gibbon (http://www.britannica.com/eb/article?eu=37457&amp;tocid=0&amp;query=gibbon&amp;ct=).
Imagine my surprise to find that it was penned by Al Greenspan (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/020924/5/p5jv.html).

Feb 17 2003, 10:07 PM
They went ape when Robin married Mike Tyson.

Feb 18 2003, 12:28 AM
This one's for you old �宆$ who know when to join in....<FONT SIZE=" 2"><FONT FACE="webdings">�</FONT> (http://www.thehighwaystar.com/rosas/midi/LAZY.MID) </FONT>
full volume !
<FONT SIZE="-2">please note: sometimes on playback, near the beginning, a high note gets stuck and drones on throughout the song. To stop it, reload the window or move the slider around a little... much more enjoyable</FONT>

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You're crazy, just play like Jed
You're crazy, throw MRV instead
You don't want no birdie
You just par instead

If you're drivin' you don't clutch no Roc- no, no, no -
If you're drivin' you don't clutch no Roc
You don't have no lie, you gotta score a four

Well my trying ain't done no good
I said my trying ain't done no good
You don't play no Roc no not like you should

Crazy, you just play like Jed
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy
Throw MRV instead
You don't think we're funny
You just hate this thread.....

chris
Feb 18 2003, 03:11 PM
How do you throw a MRV?

jeffash
Feb 18 2003, 04:21 PM
Good question! /clipart/wink.gif
All you have to do is read the 1754 previous posts and you will begin to get an idea.
/clipart/proud.gif

Feb 18 2003, 05:03 PM
read 1750 of the stupidest posts, this board has ever seen, or borrow one, and go throw it.....your choice. ;)

rickb
Feb 18 2003, 06:57 PM
Stupid post?? hmmmmm maybe stupid to you but for some it's a great way to get away from the constant whining and Texas threads.

Sorry you're not quick witted enough to get most of the posts. We'll try to slow it down for you or would pictures help?

seewhere
Feb 18 2003, 08:11 PM
pictures would be KEWL!!! /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif