I thought he was Iron Man.

Ironically, Tin Machine musicians, Tony and Hunt Sales are Jewish."Oy Vey, Baby" is their '91 live release (true).

They also play alot with Iggy's Putz.

Eddie Money played copper rock.
Herb Alpert - a Jew - did brass.
Donald Fagen and Walter Brecker : both Jews and Steely

David played the steel harp. Definitely a Jew.

Selah!

Didn't Brando yell that at Betty White ?

Sal Brando looked funny in his Oakland A's uniform.

I wish I had a handlebar mustache
(the Bando Blackie kind),
a two-toned Ricky Monday jacket,
and an autographed picture of Vida Blue.

Rollie's nickname was The Big Digit.

I think it was Brando as a little boy, yelling at Betty Whites husband (Alan Ladd), "Shawn! Shawn! Come back Shawn!"

Hey, everyone knows Betty White was married to Barry White. They had a daughter...Snow. Who went to live with the seven dwarfs....

Creepy, Lumpy, Droopy, Wheezy, Itchy, Blowme and Herpe. Don't forget their cousins....Crappy, Smokey, Jacuzzi, Baloney, and Burpee. I'm sure I forgot some of the cousins names. Anyone else remember?

Stumpy, Homely, Chumley, Whoopie and Aunt Bea....Bea Arthur.

DX Banshee, SE Banshee, CE Banshee and Suzie Banshee.

Snow's bro, Slappy

Slappy was nappy.

There was a Jewish dwarf, Latke, played by Spud Webb.

When I was a lad......
I went to Brewers game and heckled Rollie.
He gave me the finger.
Rollie had a great split-seam slider.

Snow changed her name to Vanna.

Why is Barry White? Why is Jimmy Carl Black? Why is Long John Silver? Why is Peter Green? Why is

Why is Morgan Wright?

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black like Barry White
white like Frank Black

Frank Black is a relative along with Clint Black, Lisa Hartman Black......hey haven't we been here before????

You must have blacked out.
Reggie Jackson started the Rainbow Coalition with Vida Blue, Peter Green, Red Grange, O.J.Simpstien and the Golden Girls. The 7 dwarfs are helping Patricia Arquette and Toto find their way back to Kansas, but Al Gore sold Kansas to the Yiddish for the rights to the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Blackhawks.
Al Gore is scruffy.

Why is Ching Jewish? That makes as much sense as Jackie Chanstein.

Wrong Wright - Ching Methodist;I'm devoted to John Wesley Harding.

.....now that you mentioned it,here's more:

Marc Bolan, founder of T.Rex. His song, 20th Century Goy is on a Mitsubishi ad now.
The Cars' Elliot Easton. Shake It Up was originally titled Shikse Shtup.
Nate Mendel of the Joo Fighters
Jonathan Fishman and Michael Gordon of Phish Knishe made the albums A Picture of Nebish and Shlep, Kvetch & Passover.
Sylvain Sylvain, guitarist with The New York Dolls did Looking for a Knishe and Kibbitzerbox.
Steve Stevens guitarist with Billy Idol did Yenta Yell.
Rich and Chris Robinson of the Shvartz Crowes.
Lee Rocker, bassist with The Spaycats did Gonna Ball Matzo.
Max Weinberg, drummer wth Springstein and Goyman O'Brien
Jim Croce sang about Big Bad Chaim (Gene Simmons' real birth name)
Chris Stein, rhythm guitarist for Blondie worked on Nosh to the Beat
Warren Zevon did Agents,Bankers & Money , Werewolves Of Palestine, and OY! OY! Pitiful Me.

Why don't you mention the lead singer for the B52's? The Jewish guy, not the two chicks. He sang "Rock Lobster with a Schmear."

John Wesley was a Methodist. John Wesley *Harding* was a murderous gunfighter out west and a Dylan album. But you probably knew that.

Neither could throw an MRV. But you knew that too.

Okay. So Roy Scheider is Jewish, which would explain their album Matzoballmania.
But aren't they singing about the MRV with the song "Throw That Disc In The Garbage Can" ?

And John Wesley Harding is a great Am disc golfer(strictly Innova), earning the nickname Saint Ace.

The Chanukah segment was based on the book "Jews Who Rock" by Guy Oseary.
My 2nd source, www.jewhoo.com (http://www.jewhoo.com), covers anyone Jewish - amazing site.
There were many I didn't post.
3 worthy of mention...
�Elvis' great great grandmother was Jewish-not enough for this site to "stake claim."
The other 2 I'll leave for you to read.....
�Linda Eastman McCartney (http://www.jewhoo.com/display_entries.asp?p_from=226&p_source=&p_categor y_id=44)
�Carlos Santana (http://www.jewhoo.com/display_entries.asp?p_from=276&p_source=&p_categor y_id=44)
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Whew! There for a minute I was thinking you knew all that off the top of your head!

I just finished my studies at Rock Yeshiva. When I was in shool I studied this text:

Rock Yeshiva (http://www.jewhoo.com/editor/columns/rockofages1.html)

I just found out that Eric Jacobson, record producer extraordinnaire, was not Jewish. So, you can't go by names, he changed his name from Erik Jakobsen. He's from Sweden.

<FONT SIZE="-1">(Why does Morgan's link say jewhoo, but takes me to Disney? SO DID MINE. It worked last night.Weird;Shmickey?)</FONT>

Ahh, the great Swiss guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen - or is it "stein"?

Just go to www.jewhoo.com (http://www.jewhoo.com) and click around.

I don't know why Disney always Osamas everybody else's web sites. It smells pretty fishy, really. Must be a deal between Bill Gates and Disney.

My band has just released our first album. It's called Secrets Of The I-Ching.

Not to sully another thread...
This is for my fellow elite MRV'ers

<FONT FACE="Textile"><FONT COLOR="ff0000">Aaron the big red flamer</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">Had some very flamey posts</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="ff0000">And if you ever read them</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">You would surely say he blows.</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="ff0000">All of the other posters</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">Used to rant and call him names.</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="ff0000">They never let poor Aaron</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">Play in any disc golf games.</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="ff0000">Then one flamey Aaron spree</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">Marty came to say,</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="ff0000">"Aaron with your flames so trite</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">Won't you take a hike tonight?"</FONT>

<FONT COLOR="ff0000">Then all the posters snubbed him</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">And they shouted out with glee,</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="ff0000">"Aaron the big red flamer</FONT>
<FONT COLOR="119911">He is now history!"</FONT> </FONT>

Merry DISCmas

AMEN!!!!

http://pdga.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif brilliant. very festive colors too.

This thread does not want to Diehard.

Diehard... that would be that trilogy of movies starring Bruce Springsteen and Bonnie Ryatt. I'm not sure who did the soundtracks.

Die Hard....I think that was a Rammstein tune, wasn't it? It's off the Dos(6.22)Boot album.

Bob Willis and His Texas Playboys (http://www.rockhall.com/hof/inductee.asp?id=212) with a guest appearance by Merle Swaggart.

Bob Williams Sr. was the lonesome brakeman.

Yuba Goodings Jr. is a handsome blackman.

Lonesome Dave played with Savoy Brown Jr.

His son, Jr. Brown played some mean guitar for Foghat.

Jr. Samples was the house DJ on Hee Haw.

Grandpa Jones has a grandson named Roy Jones Jr. who plays semi-pro Basketball.

Roy "Basketball" Jones played for the East L.A.Mariners and roomed with Junior Bridgeman.

Bruce Willis wanted to break into movies so he married Dudley Moore's daughter.
Later, when he wanted to break into music, he started dating Bonnie Tyler.
Now he's engaged to Jamie Gillis' daughter, Phyllis.

Janis Ian Moore wrote the James Bond books about her son Roger Moore.

Jamie Gillis' daughter was a boy named Phil George. After his sex change he became Miss America and Phyllis went on to be quite the NFL pre-game host.

His/her favorite team was the Packers.
Ironically, his/her first games to cover were Browns~Packers and Rams~Redskins.
She had an affair with Jimmy the Greek.

She recently starred in "Meet The Parents" with Phyllis Diller's son, Ben.

Robert DeCaprio was great in that movie.

He's the grandson of the legendary film director Frank DeCaprio, who made "It's A Wonderful Life" with Jackie Stewert.
Didn't Jackie Stewert race airplanes after WW2 ?

No. He raced rabbits. Had a champion named Harvey. So fast, nobody could see him.

Sorry-that should be Connie <U>Mack</U>.Got him mixed up with either Indianapolis Colts legend Bob Mackey or "Mackie lines" which are inherent in the Sabattier effect.

Stewert had to stop flying airplanes because of a bad case of veritgo.

When he became a captain of a starship, it scared him so bad, his hair fell out.

I can't believe Ching and Randy still haven't figured out how to throw an MRV. By reading this thread, I'd guess they can't pass a urine test either.

I can't believe you are talking to someone other than Ching or I. In this case, you guys would suffice.

Yeah, nobody but you guys are still reading this thread. And Marty (maybe).

When I handed in my urine test cup there was an olive in it.

I always thought it was a wig.
His disco period tarnished his career forever. I prefer his earlier work with the Small Phasers.

You guys have undoubtedly answered a question I have in one of your 560 posts, but I don't read this thread anymore. Maybe this should be renamed "Night of the Living Thread"-- the thread that refuses to die.

Anyway my quesion is "Was MeRV Griffin the son of a mixed marriage?"

He's an Elite Cyborg created by evil scientologists from Walled Lake, MI.

"Night of the Living Thread" has been taken already. Jackie Stewert's daughter, Martha, used it for her book on hand-sewn Halloween costumes.

Hey! Who won when Martha fought Godzilla?

O - PRAH !

She killed them with her pet Roc.

Still with you guys in spirit. Keep up the good work Randy and Ching.

Of all the versions of Godzilla, my favorite was the one with Jessica Lange playing Tammy Faye Ray.

My favorite part was when Tammy Faye was crying because her husband was curled up under the couch. Her mascara ran so she looked like Ace Frehley, the guitar player for Kix.

You mean Jessica "Buck Dharma" Lange, right?

All right Rhett! Buck Dharma played some cool guitar in The Cult's version of Born to be Wild. Hard to beat the original by Danny Kaye and Steppenwolf.

Danny Kaye is one mean lookin' dude.Very popular with the bikers. They nicknamed him Bit�h.

Danny Kaye was great as Marlon Brando's dad in That Girl.

Whoa! That was a good one.

Aye, captain !

The Captain and O'Neil. "Shaq Attack" was their last album. It contained my favorite song of all time...Muscrat Love!

The original by Herman's Vermin is even better.

I prefer Puppy Love by the Bestiality Boys, originally done by Ozzy Osmond on the Fat Out Of Hell album.

Juliana Newmar was hot as That Girl.
Eartha Switt was in the blaxplotation remake, You Go Girl.

Alan Arkin was a better Hawkeye than Elliott Geld.
Shelly Duvall was sexy as Hotlips Gilligan.

Harry Potter was my favorite character on M*A*S*H.

<FONT SIZE="-2">nice one, Wimm</FONT>

Adlai Stevenson was also good as the always drunk Colonel Robert Blake.

My favorite episode was when Father MaCulkin was left alone and had to fight off two Korean snipers by himself.

Elliott Geld was once married to Barbara Streisand. They met while filming Capricorn One.
Now she's married to Marc Brolans, who's best known as Dr. T, head surgeon on an ER team in the T.V. show,
" T. R<SUB>x</SUB>"

Yeah, Streisands hubby put out a few good albums in his day, too.

you guys are waaaaaaaay to old!

word to ya mama Cass, hamboy.

It takes too long to get to old.

Love, soft as an easychair
Love, fresh as the morning air
Love, ageless and evergreen
Seldoms seen
by two

Babs-The Way We Were
written by Bert Convey

Bert Convey, a.k.a. "Rubber Ducky"

He got his start on My Favorite Martian with Walter Alston.
I was in college at the time;that show was pretty keen!

The dude from my favorite martian was also "Mr. Hand" in that totally rad flick "Fast times at my ex-wifes house", right? He was really cool in that movie about John Holmes...oh wait...wrong flick...I forgot, that was Ben Dover.http://pdga.com/discus/clipart/proud.gif

Bert Convey and Bert Reynolds were doin' the ol' "cannonball run" with Louie Anderson and Sally Fields-the original fly girl.

I thought Chevy Chase and Bill Murray did the "cannonball" in that movie about the gophers.

Louie Anderson was kinda top heavy on WKRP in Cleveland.

Convey's next lead role was as a L.A. cop named "Ponch" in The Courtship of Eddie Haskell, the story of a single father raising a bratty jock turned car thief, played by Emilio Estrada.

Years later he got together with fellow Love Boat regular Lou Ferragamo to do The Incredible Hunk.

Lou Ferragamo married Pam Shriver who is related to the Kennedys.

Rick was mistaken when he said (on 11/20) that Pam Shriver was a famous ping pong player. That was her twin sister, Polly.

Ching was mistaken when he said Eddie Haskell was played by Emilio Estrada. In truth, the guy who played Eddie Haskell became Tommy from Tommy Roe and the Shondells. No, he became a narcotics officer. No, he died. No, he didn't die, he died, that's it, he died his skin and became Jimi Hendrix of the Monkeys.

Hendrix started out with the Monkees. There was Tommy, Dee Dee, Joey, Johnny, and Jimi Monkee. (11/16 CM)

The Monkees featured Mickey Rourke, Peter O'Toole, Davy Davies, and Joe Namath. They did that song from Shrek, 'Don't Stop Believin'. (11/23 DH)

Don't Stop Believin was a Journey song, sung by the unmistakable voice of Greg Rollie, who also sang Witchy Woman while playing keyboards for Santana.

Gregg's wife, Esther, played Fred Sanford's wife, Weezy, on Good Times; Lenny Kravitz's mom played the kleptomaniac neighbor, Willona Ryder.

The youngest son, Andy, was played by John Stamos in blackface.

.

"Do-Le-Mite" (http://www.shockingimages.com/dolemite) was the catchphrase (http://www.dolemite.com/ebonics/index.htm) created by Jimmy J.J. Geils.

Didn't he also do the soundtrack for that movie, "Band of the Hand"?

Wow, this is cool. I was actually quoted. Does that mean my 15 minutes of fame is down to 14:47?

Wasn't "Band of the Hand" the song by Paul McCartney with his band Wings (featuring Tim Daly on guitar and Crystal Bernard (http://www.usanetwork.com/series/wings/crystal_photo.html) on organ)?

"Band of the Hand", title of two seperate movies. The first about a bunch of kid criminals stuck in a swamp. The second was a low budget porno flick starring Ron Jeremy as David Cosby.

And Crystal Bernard did play the Organ although it wasn't a musical insturment. /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif
Tim Daly's real life wife Tyne still fusses about this.

Wasn't David Cosby on that TV show the Cosby's

<FONT SIZE="-2">yet another lame attempt to contribute to this thread</FONT> /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Ford

He was part of Cosby, Fills, Gash &amp; Cums and was best known for his duet with Melissa Manchaster.

His best song was White Christmas and his daughters name is Butch Etheridge.

The B-side to White Christmas was, Hempy New Year.
He was so offended by The Beatles calling him the walrus that he almost cut his hair.

Turns out he was so worried about people finding out about his heroin addiction that his hair fell out by itself.

Kate Hepburn covered that song "Hempy New Year". She sang it in a bouncy C.
"Hempy New Year to You
Hempy New Year to you
Hempy New Year David Cosby
Hempy New Year to you.
And Many More!!!"

My apologies to Willie Nelson.

<FONT SIZE="-2">I knew someone here would get that lame Band of the Hand reference!</FONT>

David Cosby wrote Free Byrd, a tribute to Steve McQuinn.

Free Byrd? Isn't that what Richard Simmons was doing when that can of Pepsi caught his head on fire?

Richards brother Gene was arrested for masturbating his pee-wee in a theatre.

Richard and Gene were both good at flaming on stage.

Alfred Hitchcock wrote The Birds, a tribute to Roger McQuinn.

Rogers sister was a VJ on MTV, Marsha Quinn. She didn't want anyone to know that she was irish, so she dropped the Mc.

I believe Kate Hepburn covered Free Byrd. In a bouncy C if I'm not mistaken.

"If I leave here tomorrow. Will you still remember me? I'm as free as a byrd now, and this byrd you cannot change. Whoa Whoa Whoa and this byrd you cannot change."

God, Kate could warble a tune.

Anthony Quinn starred in Marilou Hemingway's "The Old Man and the Bouncy Sea."

Collin McQuinn was a mighty Eskimo.

which isn't hard to do
with a lead-filled showshoe.

There's only one McQ. He's known as the Earl.

"Go ahead, pilgrim. Make my day."

And one from the Duke of Earl:

"That's bold talk for a one-eyed, fat man."

"Diein aint much of a livin, punk."
Outlaw Josie Whales

"I got hooked on em when I was a yonker"(peaches)
Big Jake

"Mind if I dance with yo date ?"
-Last Tango In Paris

"She turned me in to a newt"
Aliens

I love the smell of coffee in the morning.
Acropylis Now

What is your major mal-function, Gomer?
Sargent Carter - Pontoon

"I was gonna go into town and pick up some power converters"
Puke Guytalker

"The force is strong with him, it is"
Choda

My most productive thread. /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Jed, I would like to thank you. A thread where no explanation is needed and nobody understands what is said in the first place.

This has to be the longest running thread with no arguments or flaming!

By the way...I would throw an MRV with a little bit of hyzer, smoothly, while imagining the gentle hyzer line into the chains.

"The only good MRV, is a dead MRV."
- Straticus

maybe someone could tell me where this came from, I've used it, but can't remember the name of the show.
"I came here to kick arse and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Jay, that would be Woody from Toy Story.

Hello. My name is Ricky Ricardo. Prepare to die.
- Runaway Bride

"Carrie, you got some 'splainin to do!"

"I Love Carrie" starred Spacey Sisek who went on to portray country singer Lorretta Wynn who sang all of her songs in a bouncy sea!

Sisek did the sexy voice for Jessica in the movie "Who Fed Roger Ebert?"

toy story is rated G. please try again.

Woody DID say it, but it was first penned by Rowdy Rod McKuen.

Gladiator.

or what do you call a smiling Roman with a pubic hair stuck between his teeth?

Rowdy Roddy McDowall spoke the line in the film adaptation, "The Apes of Wrath."

I thought it was Rowdy Roddy in "The Great Waldo Piper".

650 posts so far. Can you reach 1000?

it was charlie heston of the national rifle association who said soylent green is ape food in planet of the humans right after he said dirty stinking apes in ben hur.

RW....SWEET!

Rawdy's Cousin, Michelle, played Harrison Ford's wife in the Tragedy, "What Lies Beneath" the basket.

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Ford

That film was written by Bram Stokely.
The coolest part is when Ford gets in his Chevy and chases his wife's killer, The Sidearm Man, played by Max Voigt Sydow.

"You know how to blow, don't you? You just put your lips together and whistle."
- John Revolta in Primary Colors

"You asked me to, remember?"
Rob Blowe from Good Influence.

'You're obviously not a golfer'

Lloyd Bridges in Big Labouski

Ford

What about in Dazed and Confused, there's a line "I came here to drink beer and kick *****, and I'm almost out of beer..." wouldn't that have come before the Toy Story one? I would throw an MRV in the garbage and stick with a ROC.

Bite your tongue!!!
MRV's are great discs. From my experience, they do what your hand tells them to do. Dig into them for a hyzer, they'11 flip up the slightest bit and hold the line. When I'm looking for a straight shot, I'll throw the disc with a very small hyzer angle, it flips up a little a holds the straight line. For the anhyzer, throw flat, the disc will flip a little, and come back when it loses enough speed. As for rocs, talk about the most unreliable disc out there (From my Experiences w/ them).

Careful! Bad talking Roc's will get your arse beat at glow tonight.

Ford

Careful!!! Talking about discs period on this thread is bad kharma.

Now back to normal.

"Disc Golf, It ain't your daddy's golf game fan boy." Ok no one actually said it cept me. But I'll put it on video if that helps.

Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of the MRV was created below...
...Take it easy Roc, let them say what they will. Will their tongues wag so much when I putt for the bird?

"Of all the gin joints <FONT SIZE=" 2"> <FONT COLOR="0077aa"> <FONT FACE="Webdings">�</FONT> </FONT> </FONT>in all the towns<FONT SIZE=" 2"> <FONT COLOR="119911"> <FONT FACE="Webdings">BPB</FONT> </FONT> </FONT>
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-Neil Bogart

Ahh, Super Bowl Sunday...

Britney Houston has a new, rockin' coke commercial.

Not to be outdone, Louie the Busch Lizard celebrates Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street, but gets slipped GHB and is sodomized by a gang of *** ferrets.

Too bad I'm at work today, but I will leave no later than two o'clock. I can't wait for game seven of this World Series! The Bruins vs. Blues, yeah baby!!! I sure hope they cool it on the slap shots and spend more time working it into the post. Gotta love those header goals.

Top Super Bowl memories...

�Lynn Swann's Emasculate Reception
�Redskin's Bobby Riggins playing with scuba flippers on
�Joe Namath playing in panty hose
�Garo Yepremian misses a game winning field goal, gets run out of Miami, and then gets revenge by kidnapping Snowflake the dolphin.

I think Los Angeles has a little too much for Boston to handle. The Roman Gabriel/Jack Snow combination is going to light them up.

Maybe, but I think Steve Grogan and Darryl Stingley can give them a run for their money.

Things to bring to this year's Super Bowl...

�Sunglasses, aspirin, ear plugs, eyedrops, and an oxygen mask to survive the pre-game and halftime shows.
�A Fox Sports Player's Wives Program
�Paper bag for Brenda Warner
�Cipro
�Rolaids for after the blackened Cajun hotdogs
�Airhorn for rousing Pat Summerall
�A good book to read during the second half

I forgot that Grogan was injured and replaced by Jim Brady, who has a gun for an arm.

Halftime shows I'd like to see...

� "The Enron Tribute To The Buffalo Bills: The World Greatest Losers"
�Johnny "Jackasss" Knoxville "cup testing" Ray Lewis
�"The NFL Mascots Cage Match"
�John Madden cavity searched with a turkey leg
�"The Nestles CRUNCH John Walker Tackling Drill Challenge"
�A special, live broadcast of "The Chamber - Offensive Lineman Edition"
�"The K-Mart Legends of the XFL Grocery Bag-Off"

Isn't Mike Brady starting for the Pats?

As for Roman Gabriel, I heard he was doing "Sledgehammer" as part of the half-time show.

Patriots win in overtime!

overtime?

Denny Terio sure can kick.

Ching, we were saying the same thing. He was so hot he had a fever.

I sat down to watch the Super Bowl and a football game broke out!

Dontcha just love it when a big game is decided on penalty kicks?

Sir RuPaul did a lovely rendition of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame."

I think it was Hairy Jim Carey that sang that tune during the halftime at every Cubs football game in Wrigley Field.

Jim's sister, Scary Pariah Carey, finally got out of the house and sang the Star Studded Banner at the Super Bowl, all in a bouncy double D.

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Jimi would say the wind, cries, Mary..or is it Carey......well she carried "both of those high notes" well for all from sea to the shining( here's Johnny) sea.

Ahhh, the Winter Olympics...

USA will have a huge, home field advantage in the four wife bobsled event.

Busta Rimes sure sang good last night.

I was really impressed by the Pixie Sticks!

Why did they let the Osmonds light the Olympic flame?

Because they're Mormons. Duh.

They should have let Olympia Dukakis light it. She's Greek!

They could have had Olympia hold the torch up, and then have Kitty let out a huge belch towards the caldron.
OOM-PA !!!

Curling is played by a bunch of stoners.

Curling is what I do when I play DG. 12 oz curling competition. I usually lose, but I put up a good fight!

Ford

Wasn't that hot chick Liz Curly with that dude that had that chick give him a knober? That guy was a dilwad!

I think Hugh Beaumont is pretty cool. He was gentle with the Beaver.

True, but he still was pretty hard on Mrs. Cleavage.

Beaumont, Beaver, Barbara, Billingsly, knoBBer. I think I see a connection.

.....Bubba and the blue blouse...

My fondest memory of Waylon is those saucy duets with Madame. If you ask me, he really carried her. Sure, they raked in the cash, but her voice gave me the willies.

Their act clearly should have won the solid gold. I think there was some big rigging going on. Madame took it well, but it obviously ****** off her son, Kris.

<U>New Olympic Events</U>

�The Bob Sled - contestants take turns riding a helmetless Bob Costas head first down the run.

"It's hard playing with yourself."
- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Welcome to my big opening!
- Elvira

<FONT SIZE=" 1">I'LL BE BACK !</FONT>
-The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The nose knows.
Jimmy Durante

The shmuck with the schnozzola ? (http://www.hollywoodlegends.com/jimmy-durante.html)
I loved him as The Penguin - wak, wak, wak, come here my little chickadee, wak wak.

and I always thought the penguin was a Burgeoning Meredith

Wasn't he Uncle Charly from Father Nose Best ?

yeah, as long as he kept his three shoes in line

or was that MY three shoes???

Burgeoning Meredith played Robert DeNiro's trainer in "Scarface", the Rocky Marciano story.

Sly was married to 'yo Adrienne(Dantley),keeping it a "family affair", quite a Nugget of a show...according to the Denver Post and the sub 4 minute man Sebastian Cabot

Ah! Chariots of Fire. Frenchie was a great runner.
One of the Thompson Twins could grab a quarter off the top of the blackboard and Skinny Lever is one of the most underrated players to ever turn a triple play.

Didn't Pam Anderson turn a triple play with a Frenchie?

She was "double teaming" the Hardy Boys - John Wesley and Oliver.

...nice ''peaches", BTW.

It would be reasonable to assume that Matt Geiger ate alot of peaches while going to Georgia Tech.

The voice of reason strikes again.

I wonder if those Georgia peaches offered to help calibrate Matt Geiger's counter, of course they could have been busy with Mike Richter's scales....three strikes of reason and you're assumed.

Isn't that Jack Morris' code ?

whew... you guys don't give up your day jobs to become comedians... /clipart/proud.gif

This IS my day job....

Some Italians have big noses and Jews too but the Lebanese have the biggest noses on earth. Just look at Danny Thomas and the guy who played On M*A*S*H who dressed like a woman.

They were LebaNOSE.

Jack Farr.

That was a funny episode of M*A*S*H*.
The one when Colonel Klingon reveals he's Lebanese and starts dressing up in flannel shirts.
Hot Lips gets turned on by him, as does Frank.
Father Macaulay Culkin stays home alone and makes a pup tent.

Bart Sampson and Delilah Springfield.

Jack Farr fantasized about Loretta Slit, but she secretly liked Alan Ildo. All this got Gary Burghoff - you know, the one with the Harry Morgan.

Uncle Miltie died.....what a drag !

From now on, whenever I play Monopoly, I'll think of him.

I'll always think of RATT.

Milton had the (true) reputation for having a sizeable schwanz, and Dudley Moore is famous for his cocktail weenies.

Luckily for me I'm immune to brain diseases...

RWimp...get your mind OUT OF THE CELLAR..

Lou Costello called Uncle Miltie's mule the 8th wonder of the world. Apparently, Miltie was not shy about showing it to anyone that asked (can ya blame him?)

Mule???
Was that in reference to Kent Bray?

Nah, it's an Opie and Anthony thing, actually a synonym for 'junk'.

Hmm, I guess that's why he wore dresses alot...
Miltie, not Opie.
which reminds me...
Congratulations, Dan. It must be cool to have an Oscar winner in the family.
What did you get to do in the film ?

I will be starring in the sequel = "A Beautiful Behind" /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

You'll need a hip name then.

D.Ho

Ooohhhhh.....very funny Scott. The Bray thing huh. That's sooooo original. Nee! Nee! Nee! Actually, I'm surprised no one in my little disc golf community has laid that one on me in six years.

Hey my sister lives up near Chicago. Actually
about two miles from the Lemon Lake course. Got to play it about a year and a half ago. Cool course. I'd love to play the tourney there.
Played Riverside several times and played in Illinois State Championships in '98.

Did they bury Berle or burn em'?

Chicago eh? Isn't that known as the Windy city? Reminds me of a song by the Associates another one-hit wonder band.

Nah, they had another hit...something about a girl named Cherish. Madonna covered the tune.

Chicago had a hit. Wish You Were Here. Although a guitar player from Toto did the banjo intro.

I saw Chicago back in '68 when they led off for Jimi Hendrix. Their big hit then was "Wish I Were A Man." Toto was made up of studio musicians That got tired of doing all the work with no credit so together they made a movie called "Toto,Toto,Toto."

you are old

But Toto turned out to be a great band. Bought their first album (yes, I mean vinyl) in '78. Hold the line...love isn't always on time... Remember that, Skip? /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

"Now you're messin' with a �� SON OF A B!TCH"
- Hair Of The Scroto

and you are old too

hoyhoy, Chicken boy... (http://www.hoyhoy.com/)

Toto use to tour with Kansas, Rainbow and The Judy Bats.

Kansas!? Didn't they get formed from a Left-over Tour?

Yeah - a combination of stale Bread and greasy Meatloaf.

Topped off with some Chile Peppers stuffed in tube socks washed down with a squirt of Mothers Milk. Works magic on the blood sugar.