I don't mind if you grease your pig, (http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/2003/08/06/sunscreen5.jpg) just don't go pulling your pork. (http://grundycountyfair.com/images/2003/new%20pics/greased-pig-2.jpg)

And remember, as the great Yogi said, "When you get to the pork in the road, take it."

yogi bear said, Berra right at the pork.

mr. magoo said, ROADHOG !

Jed,

Are you getting any of this?

Jed can't hear you...he's out at the ceement pond whittlin' up some new pot passers for the fancy eatin' table.

I'm getting it, but I guess I'm just not terribly entertained. I prefer this:

http://tinyurl.com/z53a

you want entertainment ? (http://www.webjeux.net/jeu.php?id=76&nom=DogCatch)
hit "refresh" to restart

refresh? restart? regurgitate?

regurgitate? (http://www.t45ol.com/play_flash_us.php?ID=176)

Beats the heck out of PONG and ASTEROIDS.

I got a 47 on my first try and my best was when I got the racoon, worm and bird in one hurl.

Your sorry-[*****] lame attempts at humor on the Conditioning Thread (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=151315&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&vc=1) make me hurl.

what a jack aas (http://www.jackass.net)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To throw their new MRV
Jack threw long
But aimed so wrong
That Jill said, "Jack, you unnerve me!"

I think it's really funny that it says "chicken winger" next to Jeff Lagrassa's name. I can't even tell you how funny that is.

Hey Morgan,
I've seen a thread on the MADC board that may indicate that Warwick is going ratings-based this year...Maybe I'll play.

I think your rating is still 857, so is mine! We both suck big time!!! I guess your Chicken Wing does not help your game all that much. All I know is that Jeff does not have as good of a chicken wing as you do (well, he does not look like a chicken the last I saw him), but he did really well in Flagstaff last year in his Pro debut.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To throw their new MRV
With a chicken wing
Jack gave it a fling
And Jill cried, "I am not worthy!"

Moran,

What the [*****] is wrong with you posting [*****] like that on the conditioning board?

Was the bottle talking?

I think it's really funny that it says "chicken winger" next to Jeff LaGrassa's name. I can't even tell you how funny that is.



Not anymore it's not, you Roller Queen.

Hey noaceyet. You said to me "I think your rating is still 857, so is mine..."

That's really cool, but that's your disc golf rating but not mine. That's my bowling average for 3 games. I don't have a disc golf rating.

I don't have a disc golf rating



The nile is not just a river in egypt - yes you suck, and your rating is 857.

http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=17334&year=2003

More than 857 insightful tips for how to throw an MRV can be found on this thread. Amazing. I love this country...

Noaceyet, the Amazon is not just a river in Brazil, and it's amazon how much you suck. The Delaware is not just a river in New Jersey. Are you delaware how much you suck? Mississippi is not just a river in louisiana, and you're starting to mississippi me off how much you suck.

The Housuque is not just a river. Housuque.

Stop it now Morgan. Rob's english isn't good enough to understand that stuff. Here is something that really confuses him.

Rob, can I ask you a question?

Wie bitte?
Ich weiss bloss dass der oben genannte Morgan ein Arsch mit Ohren ist...

OK Chris, you asked me one question - is that all you wanted to know?

Hey Roller Queen,

Now did you look at your rating? 857 - I guess I was right.

Apparently, you are too poor or too cheap to renew your membership. Maybe sicko optometrists in Brooklyn don't make enough money to support the PDGA with their membership fees.

Rob, I just wanted to know if I could ask you one question. What if you said NO? I guess that means I couldn't ask you another, like "why not".

The correct answer to "Can I ask you a question?" is, "You just did."

Noaceyet, you should be keinepferdjetzt

"No horse now"

Morgan,
your knowledge of German is only surpassed by the knowledge of your own rating.

No aas yet = keineaasjetzt

?VRM ym worht I od woH

,sknahT

deJ

.ym ho

AWAY VERY FAR AWAY. Then you pick up a Wasp and put that in your hand and your problems will go away just like your MRV did :D

How do I throw my MRV you ask? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Right into the used bin at my local Play It Again Sports (PIAS)! :p

LOOK NOW THEY BUILT A SPECIAL R&D SITE FOR MRV STUDIES! (http://www.mrvgroup.com/index.php)

When it's too cold to go canoeing in South Bend (http://www.southbendtribune.com/stories/2004/03/18/local.20040318-sbt-LOCL-D7-Kids_enjoy_weekend.sto), go throw the MRV, or tell stories with string, or put dirt in your mouth.

When it's too dirty to go throw the MRV in South Bend, go throw the MRV, go canoeing with string, or put gold in your mouth.

!defoog I ,spoO

You know, I can sorta sympathize for Courtney Hole and her recent odd behavior. First she loses her husband, and now her TV show and 5 of her best friends. She is just reaching out. :confused:

Ya think Courtney could benefit from the stabilizing influence of an MRV?

Something tells me Courtney prefers Roc.

I'd have guessed a Buzzzzzz.

Maybe if she was struck by 'Lightning'...a U-2 perhaps?

courtney love and rosie odonnell in a flash off :( :eek:

Please, no more naked Rosie. Not after that shot of her rolling in the mud with Tom Arnold - that pig.

"Please, no more, naked Rosie!" begged Courtney Love as the Super Bowl halftime show reached its grand finale.

Bill Craft says no DisCraft in his back yard according to this news story:

If you don't have a car, can't afford a taxi and live in Conroe, the only other options for travel are a bicycle or your two feet. (http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=11174341&BRD=1569&PAG=461&dept_id=180945&rfi=6)

I wonder why they can't ride a unicycle?

Someone needs to teach Bill Craft how to throw an MRV...

Can they ride a Segway (http://www.segway.com/) in Conroe?

Can they row a canoe in Norway?

Can they seg a naroo in Conway?

Way!

What's the best way to weigh whey ?

I heard John Waite had to wait in waders for a waiter to weigh his whey. What a baby!

His date, Tina Weymouth, demanded to talk to the head waiter. The bass player from UFO asked him how many pounds the meal cost, and the waiter, some white punk on dope, claimed there was a fee to weigh the bill.

Cher was there, and had to sit in a chair because of her hair.

They dared her to share her Sherry marinated cherry eclair.

The singer from Tool had to sit on a stool becauce he drooled like a fool.
Barry Gibb gave him his bib because Gary Puckett wasn't there for the reunion.

The singer from Cars sat at the bar because it was a stool.
Andy Gibb told a big fib because Kirby Puckett lost his invitation.

i slit the sheet the sheet i slit and on the slitted sheet i sit.

Barry Gibb fairly glibly married fair-haired Mary gladly
�but it turned out badly.

but nowhere near as nastily as Nancy and Sid.

Mary in the Rough, with Violets...

you cant have any pudding intill you eat your meat,how can you have your pudding inless you eat your meat

You can't have any putting until you throw your MRV; how can you have your putting until you learn how to throw your MRV?

well said :)

We don't need no education
We just need a Roc (http://www.morleysoft.freeserve.co.uk/midi/midi/Another%20Brick%20In%20The%20Wall%20-%20Pink%20Floyd.mid) to throw
Dark sarcasm on the disc_board
Discers, leave MRVs at home.

Hey, Discers, leave MRV at home.
All in all it's just another disc in the hole.
All in all, it's just another disc in the hole.

drove my chevy to the levy
but the levy was dry

drove my Valkyrie off the oak tree
but still gotta great lie

this will be the day that I ace

The best way to throw your MRV is to drink a lot of this. (http://www.abbaye-des-rocs.com/page%20en%20anglais.htm#Products.html)

Good one Ching.

if a vulture is dying, what circles the vulture? an MRV perhaps?

If an MRV is dying as it flies, what circles the basket? Vultures, perhaps? Or is that a chicken wing I spy?

I don't have an MRV. Should I get one, and why?

I don't have an MRV. Should I get one, and why?



The best reason to get an MRV is that you will own a disc for which 233 pages of explanation of how to throw it have been posted. No other disc can make that claim. How can you resist?

DAVE: why are you trying to shut me down
you know i can't let you do that.................
something wounderful is about to happen

MeRVy, MeRVy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the flight of you
It won't be a stylish helix
Just ask my friend here Felix
But you'll look sweet upon the chains
Of a basket just made for you

Dave................
MRVs...my God!, they're full of stars... :o
(LMMFAO! :cool:)

HAL:
will i sleep dave?
DAVE:
yes hal
HAL:
will you be there dave
DAVE:
yes hal
HAL:
will i see MRV'S in my dreams dave

only if you have Insight. (http://www.hondacars.com/models/model_overview.asp?ModelName=Insight&bhcp=1&BrowserDetected=True)

http://cybergifs.com/faces/cheers2.gif

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/stupid.gif "that'll teach ya to think about the MRV"

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/stupid.gif "that'll teach ya to think about the MRV"



I dig the guy clubing the other guy. :D :eek: :D
I'm still laughing :eek: :D:D:D
Classic..........got to get that smiley.
Thanks for that ! ! :D

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/stupid.gif "that'll teach ya to think about the MRV"



Finally, Jed sees how to throw his MRV: left-handed chicken wing style! Yeah, baby!!!!

or maybe that's a tomahawk?
or a thumber?
now I'm more confused :confused:

Whatever, it looks like a good way to beat up your MRV for a roller disc

now I'm more confused :confused:



Ahhh, Grasshopper: now you are ready to learn how to throw your MRV...

"We like the MRV for tommahawks!" http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/non-smileys-animated/smiley_abfy.gif

"If you want to throw the MRV good you have to do alot of this" http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/glupek2.gif

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/fish.sml.gif "Then you must chop down the largest MRV thrower.....WITH......A HERRING!!"

Nighty knight (http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/wired/699/python/nee.wav)

Can they throw MRVs in Camelot (http://www.antra.dk/montypythonlg.mov)? It is a silly place.

This is the most crack headed thread on this whole **** site! :confused: :p

You think?

isnt it ironic? Dont you think?

Can they throw MRVs in Camelot?

Only if they are Discraft able.

B: How do you know that she is a witch?

P: SHE TURNED ME INTO A MRV............i got better.

I putt in your general direction

Throw your MRV into the water, if it floats, it's a witch!

I think Jed tried that.

Didn't work.

Sunk like a Roc.

MRV? Hasn't anyone ever heard of a Wizard. Does the same thing, but you can putt with it too! MRVs /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....

B: Does wood sink in water?
P: NO! It floats!
B: What else floats in water?
P: Bread....apples...very small rocks....churches................
A: A MRV!!
B: Exactly! So, logically.....
P: If she....weighs the same as an MRV....she's made of wood.....
B: And therefore.......
P: AN MRV!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh but can you not also build bridges out of ROC's


btw MRV = XD

If the Wizard weighs the same as a dragon, then it is a wizard because dragons float in water like wood, and wood burns like witches, and bridges can also be made of Rocs.

Wasps float in water, too.

And so it is written: in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
MRV needs to spin 43 times every second, but that's just the Z-MRV, not the Elite MRV.

Book of Armaments 3:13-15

3 shall be the number of the par, and the number of the par shall be three. 4 must thou not shoot, nor shootest thou 2, accepting that you then proceed to 3. 5 is right out! Once the number 3, being the 3rd number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy MRV towards thy foe.

"3... is the magic number..."
School House Rock
You know you just re-read it, singing in your head....

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed of an MRV thrown into basket with a 15 MPH head wind from 30 feet away?

I saw a beacon of an MRV over your castle!

Oh, bad bad, naughty Zeus!

Chiz, you have WAAAY too much time!

P.S.
This is Chris (VW) from NEBDisc

BRING OUT YER JED !

I'm Jedidiah. King of the Brightbills
Howeth I throweth thy MRV ?

You are indeed worthy sir MRV. Will you join me in my court in the basket?.............You make me sad...SO BE IT!

NONE SHALL ACE!!

What?

NONE SHALL ACE!!!

I have no queral with you, sir MRV, but I must ace this hole...

THEN YOU SHALL DIE!!!!

Ace Ventura, Putt Detective

When MRV Calls...

wasted away again in MRVaville

STOP!! Who would throw the MRV must answer me these questions three...err the other side he see. :cool:

LOOK! its the old MRV from scene 24!

Who are you that can summon MRV's without aa bag?

BUT GO ONLY IF YOU BE MEN OF VALOR! FOR BEYOND THAT CAVE LIES AN MRV SO FOUL, SO CRUEL, THAT NO MAN HAS FACED IT AND LIVED!!

Don't ask what your MRV can do for you, but ask what you can do for your MRV...

Lord, bless this, thy MRV, that, with it, thou might blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

He ain't heavy Lord, he's my MRV...

Sumer is icumen in
Longe throwe MRV

Oklahoma! (http://www.hamienet.com/11608.mid) (big intro)

Oklahoma, where the MRV comes flyin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the MRV swerves right before the chains.
Oklahoma,
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a Roc
Makin' straight bee lines in the sky.
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine,
Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

http://www.dfi.dk/dfi/undervisning/groenlandspakken/jeghusker4.jpg


Yo yo yo fix bizzle no shizzle throwin' my MRVizzle.

up north where I come from
we throw da MRVizzle
It skid along de Ice an dats no shizzle
We tro where we please
o we do da birds n beez
cause up here in greenland
all we got is seaz!

yo yo yo fix bizzle no shizzle wit my MRVizzle!

up hee' in da nort
dat MRVizzle is phat
cause we put 'em on our feet
an' slide on da flat
ooh here come a hot babe
shes got five teeef
an' i no i got no chance
but i can still queeef

yo yo yo fix bizzle no shizzle wit my MRVizzle

Yo slidin down da ice
on ya MRV
I gonna bust a harpoon
on ya big shizzeee
Riddin' on my merv
I know i'm pimpin big time
cause i got four teef
an i'm busthin a rhyme


yo yo yo shout out ta all my eskimo hos!
keep it real on da ice yo
dont shizilate dat MRV yo
Powa to da Z

WORD up to Super Shamoo.

"where......are.......your......life.......jacket.. ...s....."

Thanks, DJ D-G,
I didn't know Jed (aka ichwillflammin) was going to college up there. At least his discs won't sink (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/remlinker.php?Cat=&Entry=2428&F_Board=Technique&Th read=69210&Main=67422).

WOW! (http://www.yomgaille.com/bordel/un_lapin.html) Un Lapin!! :D

I just need 1 more post, so I'll post in here

That's like farting in an elevator just before you get out

and now you just need 100 more and you'll be there too :D

What's the disc we like to throw?

M-R-V

K-E-Y (Y? Because we like U!)

M-O-U-S-E

I just need 1 more post, so I'll post in here



Good use of that post :DYou just helped me throw my mrv 25 more feet!!!!!1

This thread is awesome when viewing it fro' da Shizzolator (http://www.asksnoop.com)

For an MRV shape disc at typical flight angles of attack, the centre of pressure of the disc-wing is ahead of the centre of the disc i.e. ahead of the disc. This results in an untrimmed nose up pitching moment. If the disc is rotating, gyroscopic effects dictate that this pitching moment results in a precessional rolling rate. Thus spin provides enhanced pitch stiffness at the expense of roll stability. Using the conventional body fixed axes definition, for a disc rotating in the direction of positive yaw then a positive pitching moment will generate a negative roll rate.

MRV words (http://www.discwing.com/research/resources/index.html)

For an MRV shape disc at typical flight angles of attack, the centre of pressure of the disc-wing is ahead of the centre of the disc i.e. ahead of the disc. This results in an untrimmed nose up pitching moment. If the disc is rotating, gyroscopic effects dictate that this pitching moment results in a precessional rolling rate. Thus spin provides enhanced pitch stiffness at the expense of roll stability. Using the conventional body fixed axes definition, for a disc rotating in the direction of positive yaw then a positive pitching moment will generate a negative roll rate.

Right, but the spin, though creating the negative roll rate via gyroscopic procession, also paradoxically produces resistance to roll for the same reason is produces resistance to pitch, right? I mean, the spin creates a torque vector orthogonal the flight plate and, the more the spin, the more that vector resists angular deviation.

MRV words (http://www.discwing.com/research/resources/index.html)

A buoyant force is exerted on an object submersed in a fluid.
The pressure beneath the object is larger than the pressure above.
The resultant force on the object is upward, opposing the force of gravity.
When an object is partially or fully submerged, the buoyant force, or apparent loss in weight,
is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced. (Archimedes' principle )
The apparent weight equals the actual weight minus the buoyant force.
An object placed in a liquid will float only when its density (specific gravity)
is less than the density of the fluid in which it is placed .
A matter's density is the mass divided by the volume.
If the object is denser than its surroundings,



then



it



will



sink.

When The MRV Sinks (http://home.nordnet.fr/~gleroy/levee.mid)

Jed keeps on cryin', MRV's goin' to sink,
Jed keeps on cryin', MRV's goin' to sink,
When The MRV Sinks Jed'll have no discs to throw.

Mean old MRV taught him to weep and moan,
Mean old MRV taught him to weep and moan,
Got what he deserved, made a Florida man need a loan,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel sad
When you're tryin' to help a newbie,
Who don't know which disc to throw?
If he�s throwin' Discraft
He go no Roc to use,
If he don't know about Innova.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When The MRV Sinks, Jed, you got to move on.

All last night dreamt of the MRV and moaned,
All last night dreamt of the MRV and moaned,
Thinkin' about MRV and it�s watery tomb.
Going, going to Innova... Going to Innova... Sorry you can't rescue...
Sinking down... sinking down now... sinking down....

That gets my vote for the best post in the history of this message board.

Q: How do I throw my MRV?

A: Flip flat, flies straight.

(Thanks, Steady Ed...)

http://matchan.m78.com/gyoza.jpg

word (http://www.chingy.com/latestNews.php) :cool:

if a MRV falls in the woods and no ones around does it still make a sound? :D

[/QUOTE]
Jed keeps on cryin', MRV's goin' to sink,
Jed keeps on cryin', MRV's goin' to sink,
When The MRV Sinks Jed'll have no discs to throw.

Mean old MRV taught him to weep and moan,
Mean old MRV taught him to weep and moan,
Got what he deserved, made a Florida man need a loan,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel sad
When you're tryin' to help a newbie,
Who don't know which disc to throw?
If he�s throwin' Discraft
He go no Roc to use,
If he don't know about Innova.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When The MRV Sinks, Jed, you got to move on.

All last night dreamt of the MRV and moaned,
All last night dreamt of the MRV and moaned,
Thinkin' about MRV and it�s watery tomb.
Going, going to Innova... Going to Innova... Sorry you can't rescue...
Sinking down... sinking down now... sinking down....

[/QUOTE]

That song is going to go over about like a Led Zepplin
Crash -n- Burn baby
However .... I don't know but I've been told an Z- MRX has not been sold. OOh Yeah OOh Yeah

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeah
Make you wanna throw your M R V now
Take that birdie, here I am
Want you to know, y'all, better MRV

When the mornin' wantin to throw, yeah, yeah
Want you to know, I'm a thrower too now
To the rescue, here I am
Want you to know, y'all, can you, can you, can you MRV?

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet now
Make you wanna throw your M R V now
But to the rescue, here I am
Want you to throw your ROC in the can, here I stand, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Can you understand me now, baby?
Do you believe me?

Oder........

Sonne scheint, das Wetter ist s��, lassen Sie yeah Ihr M R V werfen
w�nschen nehmen jetzt diesen Birdie, hier ich sind w�nschen Sie
wissen, alle, besseres MRV

Wann man morgens das wantin yeah w�nschen Sie yeah wissen, ich
sind ein Spritzring zu jetzt zur Rettung, hier ich sind w�nschen Sie
wissen, alle, kann Sie, kann Sie, kann Sie MRV wirft?

Sonne scheint, das Wetter ist s�� lassen Sie jetzt Ihr M R V jetzt
werfen w�nschen, aber zur Rettung, hier bin ich w�nsche Sie Ihr ROC
in der Dose werfen, hier ich stehe, Nr., Nr., Nr., Nr., Nr., Nr., Nr.,
Nr.

K�nnen Sie mich jetzt verstehen, Baby? Glauben Sie mir?

Ich glaube, ich glaube!



SAVE DELA! (http://www.delaveagadiscgolf.com/index.php?option=com_mospetition&Itemid=121)


SAVE STELLA! (http://www.tnhonline.com/news/2004/02/13/News/Senate.Handed.March.1.Deadline.To.Save.Stella-606828.shtml)

Und zis is how vee trow zee MRFee, yes?

I threw an MRV once

Never seen an MRV.

Never seen an MRV.


Thats because they go so far you can't see where they landed

HAPPY 2400TH REPLY MRV THREAD
We couldn't have done it without all the little people , you know who you are ... G.Jeils, George Boy, Nick Stevie, Reputa the Beuta, and most of all a Kid named Jed who used all of this input to learn to throw his MRV further than ever before. I want my, I want my, I want my MRV to Ride Across The River to the other side, but not by my Brother's Arm because the Man's Too Strong. Why Worry , Your Latest Trick will be to throw it So Far Away from here you'll have the Walk Of your Life.

Happy belated Mother's Day to the mother of all threads.

Mom Rules Vivaciously!

Why vroom mid throw?

Dr Oh, Why worm vomit?

Why Mr Vow? I'm Dr Hoot.

Him- Vow or Myth? Word!

Worm Rhythm Void- Ow!

Oh Mr Wry, Whom Divot?

Hmm, Who'd vow "Try Rio"

Hydro with Mr. Om Vow

The Nettle (http://www.belarus-misc.org/writer/nettle-both.htm)
- Kandrat Krapiva
- Translated into English by Vera Rich
- MRVed by Big_Chiz



In Jed's noble fairway
Vain and worthless weed I lie,
Of what kind? Fit but for laughter!
I am the stinging nettle � I.

Here beside the disc I
No great time have grown as yet,
But a host of knaves I've worried,
Arms and legs with stings beset.

Who comes here after MRVs,
Let that man my blisters wear �
Pluck me, friend, but well remember �
Careful, if your hands are bare!

Who shall meet with me, then let him
Touch me once or twice and try!
Then he'll know, and not forget me;
I am the stinging nettle � I!

"Even though I disc through the fairway of the shadow of bogey, I will fear no putt, for you are with me; your Roc and your Aviar, they birdie me."

Aahh, most revealing verse...

From the Todd Rundgren School of Music
"I just want to play, I want my putter to bang the chains all day" ... " Then I saw the flight of my drrrriiiivvvveee" ... "well it really wouldn't make any difference , if you par this .. you just cannot catch me" ... after the big comeback "Hello it's me, you thought you left me 3 cards down" .... "a million upshots may fall short , but my drive goes on forever" I'm sure there are more but he really sang about disc golf alot. :D:D

I don't even understand how this thread got so long....my MRVs all go as straight as I throw them. This disc does exactly what it is told

So then the question should be: what do I say to my MRV ?????????

I usually tell it to go straight...Sometimes I wonder if it really is straight or if it might be bi-curious though...

The last analyst opinion (http://finance.yahoo.com/q/ao?s=MRVC) was to hold MRV.

"I am bi-curious (yellow)."

-- Mr. V.

I am tie dye curious

"I am," I said

And no one heard at all

Not even the chair
:confused:

Chairy, chairy baby, nyyahh nyahh nyahh...

To get back on thread: Perhaps it would be best to throw an MRV with the energy that Mr. Robert Montgomery Knight brings to throwing a chairy, baby.

Someone gave Geraldo the chair (http://www.theadvocates.org/celebrities/geraldo-rivera.jpg)

Ohhhhhhh.....we need help. :D

<font color="red"> Denny Crane </font>

Pyramid Moments: Star Trek stars William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy faced one another for one week. There remains a clip from the early years of Shatner soloing in the Winner’s Circle. One of the most devoted Pyramid players, Shatner was allegedly eased out of a recurring celebrity role after tossing a chair out of the Winner’s Circle.
And the first person to rip out the straps in the Winner’s Circle chair was… Sandy Duncan.

courtesy of http://www.curtalliaume.com/pyramid.html

she should be careful - you can lose an eye that way.........

she sleeps with one eye open anyway

sleeps with one eye open




Gripping your pillow tight,.......................

She must have gone in the nettles, because she itched for seven hours (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/EpisodeGuideServlet/showid-11267/The_Sandy_Duncan_Show/).

:eek:

The Canyonero Episode is on!!

"Go ahead and drool all ya want...it wont hurt that finish. Now rain water will whipe it right off...aww I shouldn't have said that!"

"eww why is Courtney Love on the wheaties box?"

i noticed this thread has been going forever !! did the guy that posted the question originally ever learn how to throw his MRV? :)

hopefully he learned to throw it in the trash and pick up a wasp or a buzzz :D

Thats just my opinion. I could be wrong :D

i was gonna say maybe he gave up trying and stuck to a roc :)

The first 3-4 pages are actually legit...from there on.........

:cool:

Sure enough, here he is, stuck on a roc. (http://www.izook.com/reviews/jackmate/images/jm019.jpg)

No wonder he can't throw this! (http://www.dogmopolitan.bizland.com/Standard/MRV.jpg)

Don't throw a....
http://members.iinet.net.au/~mrv/images/shanks.jpg

(ps. thats a shank...4 shanks actually!)

And whatever you do, don't be like MeRV and Onkey...

http://www.freakoutmovie.com/Photos/images/merv%20and%20onkey.jpg

Most people need one of these (http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/heavenforpotheads-jpg.html) before they can throw their MRV.

the after affects of ^^^ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/trippy.htm)

now I know why I can't putt

Or learn Chinese quick and easy!! (http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/chinese-jpg.html)

999 (http://www.newdream.net/~sage/old/numbers/fact.htm)

Those factorals would be great if you were Home Alone! (http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/home_alone.jpg)

Jacko Home-O (http://www.hyperreal.org/~mike/livejournal/beatles_jackson.jpg)

If you want a stable disc just see my new pal Smarty Jones

For best results, put the baby down before throwing the MRV.

Can the "hot topic" icon for this thread get better. This seems to be a WHITE HOT TOPIC! needs something more than that little flame.

White Light/White Heat
Quite MRV...

It's not your Grandfather's MRV any more.
The new and improved MRV now with 5% more plastic* FREE
A cleaner flight, and more distance**
Some models now include HotStamp and Simulated Platinum Under Sticker indicating weight and PDGA approval. Get yours Today !!!

* Heavier models only
** Experienced Big Arm throwers
Taxes, Title(your sharpie on the underside), and destination charges are additional ... Models may vary. Not available in California without atmospheric alteration to ensure no air is disturbed by it's flight.

It's not your Grandfather's MRV any more.




Grandma stuck it in the dishwasher and ruined it. Now Grandpa just stumbles around mumbling, "How do I throw my MRV?" with a dejected look on his face, the poor old confused guy...

Maybe if Grandpa had a three foot slice... (http://www.cripplecreekferry.com/raft-repair.jpg)

Gimme three feet
Gimme three feet, Mister
And you won't see my MRV no more...

...fore shore.......

........for snore (http://www.esupplementsplus.com/images/snorebnr-c.jpg)........

....... four score (http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/foursc.html) .........

"Our foes savagery scared none!"
- Rick Rothstein

why would I want to throw My Recreational Vehicle??? This isn't the Worlds Strongest Man Competition discussion board is it?

To all the discs I�ve thrown before
That flew so wrong and yielded fours
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the discs I�ve thrown before

To all the discs I thought were best
And may I say I�ve thrown a mess
For helping me to throw
I owe a lot I know
To all the discs I�ve thrown before

The winds insane are always blowing
And every time I take the tee
The winds insane continue blowing
But they cant stop my MRV

To all the discs that shared my bag
Who now are lost cuz they did shag
I�m glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the discs I�ve thrown before

To all the discs that brought me threes
To get the birds I�ll MRV
Now I�ve become so smart
To sell you at the mart
Of all the discs I�ve thrown before

The winds insane are always blowing
And every time I take the tee
The winds insane continue blowing
But they cant stop my MRV

To all the discs I�ve thrown before
That flew so wrong and yielded fours
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the discs I�ve thrown before

thats awesome :D

My
Results
Vary --

What
A
Stupid
Predicament!

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R ecked
V ision

M akes
R evolving
X aminations

C ome
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M ostly
E xtremely
T errible.

W hen
A ny
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P erson

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H is
A rse,
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K ill

E very
C entepede
L ying
I n
P izza
S lices
E agerly.

B ecause
R eclining
E lephants
E xtract
Z ero
E lements,

B urrow
U nder
Z aney
Z imbabue
Z ebras.

S uddenly,
T omatoes,
O noins,
R aspberrys
M ake

M e
A ll
G assy,
N ot
E very
T ime.

P ut
U gly
T riceratops
T esticles
'R eally

C lose
H ere
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L ovely
L ittle
E nergetic
N utcrackers
G oing
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R usty
A unts
T ry
T alking
L ackidasicilly
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R eunion.



:D

How Discraft makes discs... (http://www.alimali.jp/images/2craft/disk.jpg)

How Discraft makes discs... (http://www.alimali.jp/images/2craft/disk.jpg)



We now know the answer to that other burning question:

"How do I make my MRV?"

sweet, now I can make my own mrv in the garage. :p

Is it possible to "block" a thread.... ?

MMMmaybe if you ate a ball of yarn.....

MMMmaybe if you ate a ball of yarn.....



... then you Might Retch -- Voila!

Wasn't Ray Charles the founder of Blind Faith ? (http://members.aol.com/lsbjkids/hitrjack.mid) :cool:

(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)
What you say?
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)

Woah, MRV, oh MRV, don't treat me so mean
You're the meanest old disc that I've ever thrown
I guess if you said so
I'd have to pick up a Roc and throw (That's right)
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)
What you say?
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)

Now Ching, listen, Ching, don't ya treat me this-a way
Cause I'll be throwin� 400 feet some day
(Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood)
(You still got your MRV and it ain't no good)
Well, I guess if you say so
I'd have to pick up a Roc and throw (That's right)
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)

(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)
What you say?
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)


(Don't throw Discraft no more)
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
Well
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
Uh, what you say?
(I said, don't throw Discraft no more)
I didn't understand you!
(DON�T THROW DISCRAFT NO MORE)
You can't mean that!
(Don't you throw that crap no more)
Oh, now baby, please!
(Don't you throw that P.O.S. no more)
What you tryin' to do to me?
(Don't you throw that junk no more)
Oh, don't treat me like that!
(Don't you throw that Discraft no more)

Everybody loved Raymond, but didn't Blind Faith have a problem with PWEETA? (http://ooze.com/pweeta/)

Yeah, they objected to Brooke Shields on the cover.

"Nothing comes between me and my MRV..."

-- Brooke Shields

Everybody loved Raymond, but didn't Blind Faith have a problem with PWEETA? (http://ooze.com/pweeta/)




LOL thats the funniest site ive seen in a long time...

"Why limit yourself to the death of a crummy celery stalk when you can eat a giraffe."

in honor of June (http://www.murphsplace.com/crowe/sounds/folsomp.mid)


I fear a bogey's comin'.
I�m rollin� out of bounds.
And I ain't seen the fairway
since I don't know when.
Cuz I'm stuck in MRV Prison,
my scores keeps draggin' down.
And my disc keeps a rollin'
on down to O.B. land.

When I was just a newbie
my disc friends told me, "Jed,
always be a Roc boy,
don't ever play with MRVs."
But I shunned the man named Climo,
please don�t ask me why.
Now every time I hear he wins
I hang my head and cry....................

solo

I bet there's rich folks throwin'
fancy CE Rocs far.
They're probably sinkin' long putts
and always under par.
Well, I know I had it coming,
I know I can't make threes.
But those people keep on a cashin'
and that's what tortures me............

solo

Well if they'd free me from prison,
if that CE Roc was mine,
I bet I'd throw just a little
farther down the line.
Far from MRV Prison,
that's where I want to play.
And I'd let that awesome Roc
blow my bogeys away...
Then I�ll take that crappy MRV
and throw it away................................

sweet! even if it is anti-MRV :D

Wasn't Ray Charles the founder of Blind Faith ? (http://members.aol.com/lsbjkids/hitrjack.mid) :cool:

(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)
What you say?
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)

Woah, MRV, oh MRV, don't treat me so mean
You're the meanest old disc that I've ever thrown
I guess if you said so
I'd have to pick up a Roc and throw (That's right)
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)
What you say?
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)

Now Ching, listen, Ching, don't ya treat me this-a way
Cause I'll be throwin� 400 feet some day
(Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood)
(You still got your MRV and it ain't no good)
Well, I guess if you say so
I'd have to pick up a Roc and throw (That's right)
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)

(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)
What you say?
(Get the Roc, Jed . Don't throw Discraft no more, no more, no more, no more)
(Get the Roc, Jed and don't throw Discraft no more)


(Don't throw Discraft no more)
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
Well
(Don't throw Discraft no more)
Uh, what you say?
(I said, don't throw Discraft no more)
I didn't understand you!
(DON�T THROW DISCRAFT NO MORE)
You can't mean that!
(Don't you throw that crap no more)
Oh, now baby, please!
(Don't you throw that P.O.S. no more)
What you tryin' to do to me?
(Don't you throw that junk no more)
Oh, don't treat me like that!
(Don't you throw that Discraft no more)



:cool:

I screwed up- it sounds better if "Discraft" is replaced by "MRV".....

Now that Merv Griffin is running Discraft, Jed may finally be able to get satisfaction.

:eek: But 'Jed's dead, baby.' :eek:
And further, "An MRV may taste like pumpkin pie, but I still ain't gonna eat the MF." :D

For some strange reason I have to apologize for posting on topic. I have a Z-MRV and can throw it straight as an arrow up to 270. I also have a beat up hawk that is great for right fades, and made a 120 ft birdie shot with it a couple weeks ago. Why must you all bust on discraft?

For some strange reason I have to apologize for posting on topic. I have a Z-MRV and can throw it straight as an arrow up to 270. I also have a beat up hawk that is great for right fades, and made a 120 ft birdie shot with it a couple weeks ago. Why must you all bust on discraft?



B/C they have nothing better to do. Come to think about it...I guess I don't either...

back off topic...........

Now I know how Cameron Diaz got her role in The Mask.

Isn't the Mask that new roller disc from Discraft? Does Cameron roll the Z or the X version -- or maybe it is the new XXX version...?

then you get the Champion SMAK from innova. Either that or take your fighting tips from Lin Dao Hai, the martial arts coreographer for "The New Conqueror's Concubine".

She likes to whip Charlie's Archangel hard into the chains.

I heard Cameron Diaz showed up yesterday at Angel's doubles and she drew Barrymore. It was pretty hot watching her get loosey Lui. There was also this older lady who showed up named Cheryl who brought her Ladd to play, but he was over near the bathroom filling his water bottle at the Fawcett.

I bet Cameron Diaz knows how to snap a Whippet (http://home.wanadoo.nl/~bluemagicriver/Geschiedenis/een_st1.jpg).

Power grip, I'm assuming.

Yeah but can she whip a snappet?
http://www.fragglerocker.com/pics/characters_matt.jpg

Yeah but can she whip a snappet?
http://www.fragglerocker.com/pics/characters_matt.jpg



Dude! Fraggle Rock is the [*****]. My buddy, a huge Disc Golfer and Fraggle Rock fan, had a shirt made that was a fictional players pack from the Fraggle Rock Open. It featured a sweet image of the Fraggles and a basket! I'll try and see if I can upload a pic, you gotta see it!

Can she ship a rabbit? (http://gallery.bcentral.com/Gallery/ProductDetails.aspx?GID=2025592&PID=2569750&page=1&sortOrder=0)

Or maybe zap a crappit ? (http://easycarts.net/ecarts/TelaRopa/images/20166.jpg)

Can she stack a rabbit?
Perhaps with pancakes....
http://www.shelleyness.com/archived/2001_images/331pancake_rabbit.jpg

Perhaps with carrots....
http://sokaisha.hp.infoseek.co.jp/020116/nin3.JPG




Maybe she prefers the taste of Japanese Cashew Cookies (http://www.syberpunk.com/images/engrish/snacks/bakedchunk.jpg) or Prawn Crackers (http://www.syberpunk.com/images/engrish/snacks/prawn.jpg).

Stacked (http://www.montystablergalleries.com/previousshows/fleming%20images/FL189%20(2).JPEG) Rabbits (http://www.amatterofceramics.com/photos/stack_of_bunnies_small.jpg)

Did you hear that new fishing song by KastOut, it's reel good.
It's MyHero's favorite tune to whistle while tossing salad for
MaximumRimVelocity.

I thought his favorite tune was the Jackson Browne song, Bunghole In The Jungle.
or was it, or Tongue Goes.................. :p

I thought he just ate fine Japanese chocolate...

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/Candy.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/Collon.jpg

(BTW, these aren't photoshopped...they're real)

Could it have been that Pubic Enemy tune "Someone shaved my wife tonight" or was that Hey Hey Johnny By Savage's Empty Garden ???

Maximum Rectal Verbiage?

Moronic Rambling Voices

Must Reason Vanish?

Must Reduce Velocity

Mostly Right Vegetarian (http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes16.html)

MRV review! (http://products.consumerguide.com/cp/electronics/review/index.cfm/id/23029) Just toss it in the trunk and be ready to play anytime.

I throw mine with a hyzer and it ends up doing a small helix and I get about 340' with it. ;)

It's 12:34 am.

ROC 1234 (http://www.rocpoint.com/drawing/1234.gif) :eek:

OOlong is dead now (http://forums.invisionpower.com/lofiversion/index.php/t41623.html)

:( :( (http://www.msn.com)