skip did you start with 0 or 1?

the creatively challenged rise again and voice their supreme ignorance....te he te he

NO REALLY...

Did you really understand what was goin' on here?

Thanks Randy, Paul, Rick, .......okay......Morgan.

Cum rain or Cum shine ?

Awwwwwwww.

did I upset you???

You had nothing to offer when we were triple referencing...

it wasn't that hard

specks!

country or western?

rhythm or blues?

rock or roll?

Does two dimensional space, such as the Earth's surface equal three dimensional space, the kind that disc's fly through.
Planets in motion or Topology
Geometry or Relativity , Poincare or Einstein

Cartesian or Polar?

Finally, the MRV gets to 1,000!!!! According to my search, I only posted on this thread 11 times. I thought I had more meaningless things to say than that.

Maybe someday I can make Rodney's coveted list of the top ten posters....or even double digit posters...(without posting on a Texas thread.)


In my next life I would like to be reincarnated as Eddie Haskell....or maybe Eddie Van Halen.

11? I had that many deleted.................

jelly or preserves?

it is over....let the thread rest in peace now /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

When I die I want my ashes to be dumped at sea in the Straits of Dire.

And then be reincarnated as the guitarist for J. Geils.

Please don't let this thread die. This has been one of the few threads that has brought humor to a board usually filled with smack talking, debates, arguing and name calling.

It's one of the reasons I check it out everyday, just to see what off the wall thoughts flow through the mind of Ching.

And Ching the last I heard Eddie VanZant (sp) has left the J Giles band to start playing lead guitar for the National OB/GYN Philharmonic Orchestra. Their new name will be Van Hymen.
So the lead spot is open for you once you are reincarnated.

I got Van Hyman's promo CD yesterday...no, wait...last month.

They do a hot cover of Bo Diddley's "Mona". Eddie & Dike Dale play "Eruption" together - Eddie finger taps while Dick shreds. Plus some old classics, "Atomic Pink" and "Bottoms Up".

Word is their going on tour with The Cramps.

gas or charcoal?

Rolaids or Tums?

Aluminum or calcium?

you say tomayto, i say tomawto

Yes,Tormato or Rat Tomago

here's one for you sandalman....

chaco or teva

Charcoal, definately Charcoal

havent tried the teva

Cleats or hiking boots?

Deep Heating or Icy Hot?

Regular or Unleaded?

Heart burn or acid reflux?

columbian gold or hippie lettuce?

Texas Tea or Saudi Crude?

A-Rod or Nimrod?

very good, Ching!

Titties or beer?

boobs or Buds?
nips or sips?
knockers or tankards?

AC or DC
reciprocal of time or frequency
Badda or Bing

/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif or /msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gif

sorry, I did that one

/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif or /clipart/angry.gif

Gabba or Hey

chicken or tastes like chicken

gabba or gabba

Idol or Gen-X?

Pistols or Dolls?

Lemmy or Iggy?

Big Daddy Don or Shirley?

jest or Maclaine?

Die Hard 1 or 2 or 3 or...

Die hard.....and with a smile!

Live soft?

Who would you rather ride?

Ginger or Trigger?

Live Fast or Die Young?

I prefer a nice hard putter, no softies for me!

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

A little dab 'll do ya.

This is how to make Rodney's top ten list.

Naughty or Nice 'n' Easy?

"How do you "use" a magazine?"


Asked by Rusty Griswwald to his Kansas cousin.

"Can we dance wit yo dates?"


You guess the movie.

"A Date With the President's Daughter"?

Nick or Disney?

Ziegfried of Potvin?

Shawshank Redemption or Deliverance?

That's "Ziegfried or Potvin?"

Deliverance or Strip-Tease?

StripTease or Behind the Green Door?

Linda Blair was hot in that movie?
Co-starring Johnny Pohl.

Animal House

"This might possibly be the stupidest man on the face of the Earth....Let's shoot him."

Movie....anyone....Buehler?

Come on, "Ziegfried or Potvin" at least deserves a groan!

Ruthless Buzzy

groan or barf?

Blair or Lovelace?

Zena the Whorrior Princess or Princess Lay Lady Leah?

Queen Latifah Sativa or Moanin' Lisa?

Tastes great or less filling?

Religion or Science?

Hermaphadites or Transexuals?

Reel or Me Mo Rex?

Nina Fo Fi Tre = Blackjack

Mulligan

Skipper's "Lil' Birdie"

Hale or Tweety?

apetivo o postre?

Sipapu or C.O.T.O.?

Ching Magnet got it. Ruthless People.


Okay, one more....

"Don't you guys ever watch your own show?"

Never give up. Never.....

Like a Rock or Like a Roc?

(May also be used as an answer to the thread's original question)

1,000 posts or 1,000 archives?

Randy or Martyr? /msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Hill or Meadow?

call it or let it slide?

multiple choice or fill-in-the-blank?

Bill Burns or Sue Rollatez?

Jane or Beef?

Seymour or Phil Lesh?

Heinie or Niekro?

12345 or abcde

Sorry, must have been something I ate.......

Belch or Fart?

Han Solo or Luke Skywalker?

Stay up or go to bed?

The OFFSPRING or dONnaSUMMERs ?

SoCal or Texas?

Neil Diamond or Neil Young?

Bend Hur or Ben Dover?

Bluebell or Ben and Jerry's?

Extra Crispy or McFly?

220 or 221?


Whatever it takes...

Mr. Mom or Bruce Wayne?

BFE or East Jesus?

Doc or Circle2?

What about the MRV!!!!!!!!

Throw it or Do'nt throw it

Redheaded or yellow bellied?

Hairy or Downy?

MRV!!!!!! Mid Range Viper!!!!!!!!

Redhead!!!!!!!!

Orenthal or Robert?

Guilty or innocent?

electric or propane?

Mary Kate or Ashley?

pole or hole?

electric chair or lethal injection?

Pervert or visionary?

MaryAnn or Ginger?

repeat post or false memory?

Newbie or log ****? or both?

whats a log ****?

Ur anis or Jupiter?

It's false memory and newbie

Log ****/Wood Hen/Pileated Woodpecker

No offense, all in good fun.

The pileated woodpecker, Dryocopus pileatus, belongs to the Picidae (woodpecker) family. It is found throughout most of the U.S., although it is thought of as representing the wild forest.

This fairly common, crow-sized bird is the largest of all the woodpeckers. Only the now extinct ivory-billed was larger.

The pileated is a mostly black bird with much white flashing conspicuously on its wings when it flies. Only the male has the brilliantly red crest.

The pileated is such a spectacular bird that it has garnered many names over the years, such as great black woodpecker, wood kate, log-****, ****-of-the-woods and good God woodpecker.

Just off the top of my head . . .

There is so much knowledge in our little disc throwing heads........

Pluto or Bluto?

****-of-the-woods Yeah,I like that, Thanks Paul

Sooners or Longhorns?

Longhorns!!
inline or ice?

soccer or fooootball!?

cobbler or pie?

haba�ero or Scotch bonnet?

penile extentions or breast augmentation?

Enhanced or natural?

Who's complaining?

Sooners!!
Formula or Breast milk?

Colt 45 Malt Liquor or Smith & Wesson Oil?

Gunsmoke or Bonanza?

Flash or Superman?

Superman could throw harder, but Flash could put more spin on it

Wonder Bra Woman or Bat Mitzvah Girl ?

Bush or Busch?

Pap Smear or Pabst beer?

Stirrups or shake downs?

Over here or under there?

Here nor There

Ig nor Amos.

rain cloud or sun shine ?

Rats in the cellar or toys in the attic?

Road to Nowhere or Stairway to Heaven?

Mansion over the Hilltop or a Shack outside LaGrange.

buy or rent?

forgive me, RW........

Highway To Hell or Stairway To Heaven?

Bridge Over Troubled Water or Tunnel Of Love?

Benatar or Blondie?

Glen Campbell or Johnny Cash?

Boston Public or Room 222?

The Green Hornet or The White Shadow?

forgive me Rhett....

Concrete Blonde or Johnny Cash?

A girl named Johnette or a boy named Sue?
Johnette rules.
So does Johnny.

General Nonsense or Major Stupidity?

Eva or Zsa Zsa?

General Specific or Private Public?

Suave or Sauve?

Cool or Icy Hot?

smelly or tangy

Pat Govang or Vincent VanGogh

Punk or New Wave?

Waffles or Pancakes?

Toby or Nata Bee?

Be there or be square?

White Album or Black Album?

Beatles or Mettalica?

Let this thread die or continue to sputter nonsense?

Curling or bowling?

The Brown Album?

The Black Album:Prince or The Damned?

WillyC or Free Willy?

Wimm, Randy or Jim Dandy?

Seewhere or D-squared?

Tim Kieffer or Tom Kieffer?

John Houck or Hudson Houck?

/msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif or /msgboard/images/clipart/sad.gif

Tom Thumb or Tom Sawyer?

Tom Tom Club or Thomas Dolby?

paddle oar row

iron ore aluminum

Sputtering nonsense is funny!!!
Sputter nonsense or sputter nonsense

since we have digressed I have always wondered can a right-handed thrower propel the disc further in the Northern Hemisphere and a lefty further in the Southern Hemisphere?

Mary Jane or Aunt May?

Curly or Shep?

Flip or Geraldine?

Martin or Flip?
Geraldine or Sheneneh?

Country or Western?

What condition my condition was in.

Yanni or yawny?

Rocky or Rambo?

Waffles, Toby, Be there (and on time or it a four stroke penalty plus par), White Album, Beatles, continue to sputter nonsense, Curling or bowling? (what kind of a choice is that?), The Black Album:Prince or The Damned? (sorry neither), WillyC (Free Willy has gone to that great bay in the sky), Wimm, Randy or Jim Dandy? (best left unanswered) Seewhere, or Tom Kieffer, John Houck (Hudson Houck was a b-rated movie at best), Tom Sawyer (probably would have played disc golf if his aunt hadn't caught him throwing her pie tins), Thomas Dolby, sputter Nonsense, right handers are always better (lefty's cheat, and forhand throwing may be cheating too), Mary Jane, Curly (and what kind of a stupid question was that),Flip and Geraldine ,neither ,yawny ,Rambo

Blinded by science or love?

Courtney Love or Courtney Cox?

paper or glass?
what about an ambidextrous player on the equator?

Jerry,you're a goober!!!!!

goobers or raisinettes?

(admit it - you're singing the song from that old commercial now . . . aren't you?)

Afterall they are the "chocolate covered candies . . . . "?

(Oops . . .I googled it - I may be the only one that remembers that derned commercial . .. )

yahoo or google?

google is your friend.

slaps or flip flops

sometimesifeellikeanut 'n sometimesidon't

flat flip or skip?

That's gonna leave a mark!

toss or flick?

Seek and Destroy or Let it Be?
Master of Puppets or Think for Yourself?
Jump in the Fire or Get Back?
Creeping Death or When I'm Sixty-Four?
Fade to Black or We Can Work it Out?
Leper Messiah or Paperback Writer?

The Beatles or gouge your ears out with a pencil?

(Let's see if Pizza God admits to reading this jibberish.)

"Do you hear or fear" or "do I smash the mirror"?

"And people die from being cold" or "left alone because they're old"

too old to rock and roll, or too young to die ?

good work guys extra credit to rw....

Damned-Black Album,past their prime, but nothin, to dis!!!!!!!!

Neat Neat Neat or Dance This Mess Around ?

The Germs or The Cure?

Aye, That'll replace the whale in me nightmares!

Adam Ant or Black Flag?

The Rag Dolls or the Cramps? /msgboard/images/clipart/happy.gif

Old Man and the Sea or Pinocchio ?*

Zero Boys or Million Dead Cops?

Putt-Putt or Freddie Fish?

Black Sabbath or The Happy Mondays?

Rocky Mountain High or Rocky Mountain Way?

A Bryan Ferry and Marvin Gaye duet , a George Strait solo, or Gang of 4 jam session?

Ringo Starr or Pete Best?
Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins?
Keith Moon or Kenny Jones?
John Bonham or Jason Bonham?
John Rutsey or Neil Peart?

There's gonna be a MRV pop quiz........

Kansas or Alabama?

Black Oak Arkansas or Big Texas?

do do do or da da da?

Bongwater or The Doobie Brothers?

cake or pi?

Speaking of an MRV thread pop quiz - we're well over a thousand - time to vote on the top post from the first 1000.

First post to get 7 votes wins.

As usual - everyone will find an annoying way to break the rules because they'll feel so damned self-important after this post so we'll never actually have a clear cut winner, but the rules are - vote once - that's it - it's the first post you vote for that counts. Please include the date and time of the post to make verification and review easier for all MRV-ites involved.

I cast my vote for:

By rick black on Saturday, November 10, 2001 - 06:09 pm:
Abba

The timing was brilliant - it was right in line with the absolute anarchy that the MRV was quickly beginning to represent - bravo rick, brav-o.

My best was the chung chick check post - but Abba's subtlety was too much for me to pass up in the voting.

Dehhhh deh de neh neh neh neh neh, dehhhhhhhh deh neh neh neh neh nehhhhhhhhhh

Do I get an assist for Abba with that set up?

Interesting choice, subtle and effective. Good choice.

I'll cast my vote soon.

my one and only vote is for:

By Paul on Friday, May 03, 2002 - 10:37 pm:
Speaking of an MRV thread pop quiz

one down six to go

Who was Cher before the operation? another RB offering..

pinky or the brain?

spend or save?

continue or wait for the vote?

Again, great timing and change of pace from previous posts about Abba. Randy gets lyrical on us...........

** By randy wimm on Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 12:19 am:

There was something in the air that night
the stars were bright
Fandango

The lead singer of Abba (Patti Smith), wrote those lyrics when she fell in love with the lead guitarist of ZZTopp (Ewell Gibbons).

Nice Texan twist while referencing Fernando. I pictured Patti Smith's rendition of Dancing Queen. Nice example of choosing an alternative format and of working a silly thought into a more colorful and detailed image.

*funny sometimes how things work out......ABBA ZZ toPP, TT LL BB.....

Below is my favorite string of posts. My favorite post is Chings; the Bobcat, John Wayne Gacy leads into a link to (co-star) Florence Henderson web page. Thanks Ching. I always wanted to find a good Flo Henderson web page!

By Ching Magnet on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 07:50 pm:
J. Lang - Fargo?
Nice place to be from.

By randy wimm on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 08:11 pm:
I thought J D Lang was from Canada. Wasn't she Miss Canada?

By Ching Magnet on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 08:33 pm:
Only for about a month. She had to resign after the Penthouse ran photos of her and Vanessa Redgrave.

By randy wimm on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 09:08 pm:
That's right. I remember Bob Goldwaith made alot of money off that one. He's a pretty cool cat.

By Ching Magnet on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 09:40 pm:
Not a bad actor,either. Very convincing as John Wayne Gacy in "Shakes The Clown". Great cameo by Shirley Henderson.
(you read my mind;almost there...)

By randy wimm on Friday, November 16, 2001 - 10:09 pm:
Ohhhh noooo. He was great with all those little boys in The Cowboys.

I can't beleive I read the WHOLE thing.

First let's start by saying that Ching, Randy, Jeff Ash and Rick Black all had some of the funniest posts on the thread. But, we have to vote for only one so here it goes:

By Ching Magnet on February 3rd at 10:40 AM

"Not to be outdone, Louie the Busch Lizard celebrates Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street, but gets slipped GHB and is sodomized by a gang of *** ferrets."

Honarable mention goes to:

Ching Magnet on January 25 at 10:22pm

"The only good MRV, is a dead MRV."
- Straticus

speed read or word for word?

back off a little or take Cliffords' advice?


By Clifford Dwain Dobbs on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 12:09 am:


Dude im a novice and i play with a few pros advanced and ams etc. Your passing up oportunity man. Your the ace pilot now what do you do. $uck it up and stop crying,think man! Get the most overstable ba$tard of a disk you can find and start practicing skip aces. Your blowing the best practice of your life. If you cant park at a 300 do to power. You need to crash land it and the new plastic is the way man. FireBird Big skipper man it takes all that energy and plants it for you. Now dont be afraid of the overstable love it, its your best friend on the short course. Let me ask you this who doesnt want the ace money ?
Yea thats what I thought, start hitting it low the skip should peek at the basket height and you should close your short game. This is ace time for you.

This is Jerry Springer and next up we have two dogs with mississippi leg hound blood lines and their Miss Owner/lover with a touch of S&M. So stay tuned, well be right back!!

I think Randy and Ching hurt themselves with too many good posts to chose from, so my vote goes to Morgan for this one:

Gene Simmons had a guitar player who played disc golf incredibly well. He could ace freely.

The above post by Morgan actually made my top ten.

My vote which may be a little biased.
Rickblack Nov. 12th 1:10 a.m.

You ain't gonna beleive this. This was just on MRV. Boxcar Willy, Zanfir and YoYoMa are starting a band called the Infomercials. They are kicking off a world tour in Sheboygen

Ching Magnet Nov. 12th 1:12 a.m.

Can't get any wurst then that !

Classic late night banter. Ahhhh the good ol days.
/msgboard/images/clipart/proud.gif

Friday or Next Friday

Dusty or Crusty??? Good to see ya bro.

Could it be? Is the the MRV thread really dying? Or, did it just o.d. ?

"The scream of the ambulance is still soundin' in my ears.."

...things are not what they seem...

which, I'm afraid, leads to the obvious question:

Marianne or Jerry?

Well, even though Jerry's father, Monty, has money coming out of his pockets, I'd have to pick Marianne - great country singer; hot in those Pepsi commercials.

The thread is not dead. Martyr has not voted yet.

If you don't want to re-read the thread, vote for a post that has already been nominated. Everyone who has posted on the thread is expected to cast a vote.

I can't beleive that no one else thinks that Louie the Lizard post isn't the funniest af all time. I can just picture Louie waking up the next morning with ferret fur up his [*****], lighting up a smoke.

This is what started it all.
I nominate this post-


By Jedidiah L. Brightbill on Saturday, November 03, 2001 - 03:37 pm:

I just got a 174g MRV. I took it out for about 30 minutes and didn't have very good luck with it. I was wondering, what is an effective flight path? It was shooting up high in the air, and if I threw it lower, it didn't fly very far. I also threw turnovers, and it would turn over quickly, but also come back very quickly. I was getting flutter coming out of my hand. The rim is shallower than my Roc, and that might be the cause of the flutter. So basiclly my question comes down to this: How do I get this thing to fly well?


I love the part about Jed having flutter coming out of his hand.

Wasn't flutter the substance Bill McMurray discovered in the Absent Minded Disc Golfer?

I'd have a hard time throwing my MRV with that stuff coming out of my hand. /clipart/wink.gif

The post that started it all:

By randy wimm on Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 11:23 pm:


That's my favorite Billy Idol song!

You're too modest........

The post that REALLY started it all:
---** By Jedidiah L. Brightbill on Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:05 pm:
I can't help I like the MRV better than the Roc. Once I got a few more throws in with it I can't go back to a Roc. When I can throw it 300 feet, I don't think I will go back to my Roc. Sorry.
---** By discgolfdude on Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 06:02 pm:
If you could only see my tears.
---** By Paul on Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 10:25 pm:
Dehhhh ne neh neh . . . . neh ne neh ne neh. Dehhhhhhh deh neh neh neh nehhhh nehhhhhhhhhhh.
---** By Paul on Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 10:27 pm:
That ain't workin' . . . that's tha way ya do it .. .
---** By randy wimm on Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 11:23 pm:
That's my favorite Billy Idol song!

Paul started the drift & the walrus is Paul ...kudos to you!

Best Post in the Thread is a no-brainer:


By Patrick Sweeney on Tuesday, November 06, 2001 - 01:21 pm:

The key to throwing the mrv is the location of the shot. First you must find a lake, pier, cliff, bonfire, or trash can.

Dawn Wells (http://www.dawn-wells.com/) sang "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" today at Wrigley. The PA announcer introduced her as Ginger from Gilligan's Island (honest). What a dolt. Everyone knows the sexy redhead was played by Louise Lasser.

I thought that was Tina Martinez. After her acting career fizzled, she was a top notch catcher for the Mets.

Dawn is originally from Winfield, Kansas (honest). Also the home of Harvey Wallbanger and the Fizz.