TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

Tee time 6:15pm. / Chandlerpark

Special guest TD this week will be Dough Duff!!!

Tonight's course will be Moose Run!!!

I will be on the prowl for a new victim in the GM division to burn down and I also will have top secret info concerning this weekends Haikey Classic. If you plan on competing for a top spot you are going to want to know this.:D

Those that don't have a tag come on out as Duff said a limited number of tags will soon be available so get your name on the list for a random drawing at the upcoming Duff Special June 19th.

Also, come check out the wireless speaker system to be given away.

As always he's looking out for you because there more to be had at the Chandler pad and no one goes home skinny after one of Duff's minis.:D

Tell me something Hinds. Did Woody really hire you at Crow Creek as a "Door Man" or a "Door Mat"? I can see why he didn't hire you in a "bouncer" position but I just can't understand why he would put your face as the first thing someone sees when they walk into his establishiment. That would make me want to start a fight right then and there.:)

I just worked on special occasions and as a fill in when the regular guy goes out of town. And it's because I am so friendly and easy going. I have never had to throw anybody out or really even get rude with any patrons because I show them the respect i would want.

So no I am not a "bouncer", actually I just relenquished my duties all together. Got tired of working nights while everyone else is out having fun.

Ok, who's next. :confused:

Duff, you're officially fired. Finish your June schedule and pack your bags!!!!:mad:

1) No casino hole.
2) No free mulligan
3) Home TD never gets assigned on the hole farthest away from the parking lot.

I gave you plenty of instruction in my review of Matthew Treat last week on how we roll at Chandler and you screwed the pooch!!!:(

I show up at 6:10 and you're running around like you've got a bun in the oven and you don't know who's it is.

No organization of any kind and hell I even had to help you with the cards. You ran that mini out of the back of your truck like one of those greasy illegal Mexican taco stands I see on almost every street corner now days. On top of that, no announcements, no free CTP's, and you started late.:cool:

44 players shouldn't be a problem. I kept thinking WTH is going on with this guy???

What are you going to do a week from Saturday when twice that number show up for your special????:eek:

Isn't there anyone who can draw the sword from the stone????

What do I got to do???....Bring Wise, Poppa Treat, or Jerry Stacy in????:confused:

You better hope I have a good time and win something at your special or I'm pulling your green card and it's back to the minor leagues for you. You will never work in this town again!!!

I trusted you Fredo and you broke my heart!!!:(

Matthew Treat, "Hang on!!!", your termination is currently under further review.:rolleyes:

Did you compliment me?

Yes because it was really that bad.

Between the time I got there and the time he started I believe I saw the grass grow 2 inches.

By the time I got home to Marie she was getting ready to file a missing persons report with the Tulsa PD.

Lucky I had a key to the gate or we all would have been locked in for the night.:cool:

If I cover your gas and expenses, how much would you charge me to run Chandler minis in July?:)

Dude..you showed up at 6:15 and I still let you play along with several others!!! I had my announcement while I was giving away that free entry...it's called multi tasking, obviously a phrase your unfamilier with since you have to set your golf bag down to talk... Your just upset because I didn't have any vodka in the ice chest.

Mullies...Mullies, PLAY BETTER GOLF! If you would give the TD some respect and show up alittle earlier you could actually practice! That would solve two problems that you created....

44 players...... you must have missed me signing up the other two players and getting them on cards and on the course with no delay...(who was the one yelling sign ups are closed?)

Yes I did run the event from the back of my truck. Not from inside it like someone else always does. I was out and about with the players, I even set up a tent for them along with ice cold water, and lets not forget the tunes!

Don't worry Furry, the players know that your the course TD...However they also know that I rock that mountain..and next weekend that place is going to be off the hook!!!

Here are the scores from last night, we played Moose Run and had a blast! Thanks for coming out and supporting the club!
Ladies
Sara Slane 55
Carolyn 78

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Novice
Brent Bridges 52
David Duncan 52
Corey Sipes 53
Ryan Nance 53
Kyle Haer 55
George Smith 56
Joe Joe Gunn 57
Jake Varnell 58
Ian Curran 59
Tony Clark 60
Erich Hartnour 64
Daniel Divelbiss 64
Brian Patterson 67

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Intermediate
Austin Thorton 50
Jeff Shepherd 51
Lamon Smith 52
Snake 54
Sean Murphy 56
Tommy Agent 60
Jeff Simmons 62

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Advanced
Charles Smith 47
K. Raz 49
Shipley 51
Robert Giles 52
Jim Guerin 53
Michael Snider 54
Joel Woody 54
John Barton 55
Nick Earle 56
Justin Lampro 56
Matt Gibbs 58
Hatton 58
Adrian Gastelum 59

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Pro
Coda Hatfield 44
Dan Bougher 45
Seth Cook 46
Chris Hicks 48
John Belton 51
Corey Leemhuis 52
Jared Pennington 52
Gary Harrison 54
Shane Gray 58
Tony Walker 999
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Pro Grand Masters
Scott Schumacher aka "Furdog" 56 (showed up late so I had to put him in his own division)

Check your intermediate scores, your missing someone and those aren't what I read on Matt's score card....

No kidding. You're right Treat. I don't even see Matt's name listed on there. How the hell did that happen?:confused:

Like I said, you're out Duff. You had your chance and you blew it. I was so disgusted at one point I almost walked up to Matt and told him to relieve you of your duties and take the attack on in.:cool:

And sticking me out in the "boonies with the loonies" was the last straw!!!:mad:

And you owe me $9 also!!!!:D

Check your intermediate scores, your missing someone and those aren't what I read on Matt's score card....

Call my office and tell her!!! Should I dock her pay for helping me with something that she knows nothing about?

Oh no, please tell me it isn't so. Delegating the sacred duties of a TD to an office girl..

Furdog, we need a special meeting tomorrow at Haikey..

This is blasphemy!!!

This is a public anouncement!!!!

Those of you looking to play Chandler this weekend need to hit it this Saturday at the "Duff Special" because Sunday there will be a low rider car show going on and they will charge you $5 just to get into the back side of the park. I imagine basket #1 will be bagged as well.

If you do decide to venture in then make sure you wear a bullet proof vest just in case.

The mini on the Mountain tonight will be ran by none other than ME (and Teresa of course)!! That's right, I'm still up there and getting ready for the weekend!! Come out and do the same!!
You can't fire the Duffer!! I have the ace pot money...and plan on getting rid of it tonight! We will be playing for that $52 on Moose Run right after Furdog signs up around 6:20...:D:D

Hey Muffy, .....which course are you running this on???

Moose Run baby!!!

All right then you know what happened last week. This is your chance to REDEEM yourself so there better be some free mullies and vodka. And don't be sticking me out in "the boonies" either.:cool:

... 25 people viewing Tulsa threads ... on a Thursday morning in June ... W O W ! ...

It's 10am on Friday.

No mini results in the paper and no results on the board....

Duff....

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!:rolleyes:

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The upcoming mini at Chandler on Thursday the 24th will be ran on the ORIGINAL COURSE feel free to park at the pavilion.

BIG ACE POT!!!!

FREE MULLIGAN "1"

FREE C.T.P. THROW OFF BEFORE THE ROUND!

Come have some fun and win something!

Here are your scores from last night....Matt Treat will be your TD next week with a $90 ace pot on the junior course!!!

Pro
Seth Cook 46
Dave Wise 49
Dan Bougher 53
Bobby Barnes 55
Coda Hatfield 51
Ken Ward 51
Dave Pennekamp 51
Johnny Thompson 52
Jared Pennington 53
Jesse Sellers 69

Advanced
Phillip Dolan 53
Charles Smith 54
Justin Lamproe 54
Bob Giles 55
Adrian Gastellem 55
Matt Gibbs 56

Advanced Masters
John Barton 51
George Skinner 56

Intermediate AM
Brad Evans 49
Charlie Chung 50
Jeff Shepherd 52
Jeff Simmons 54
Austin Thornton 54
Justin Ruley 56
Chad Walker 56
Tommy Agent 58
Nick Earrle 58
Brent Bridges 59
Victor Frescoe 59
John Lane Snake 60
Jesse Frazier 60
Kota Hart 61
Matt Treat 62

Novice/Rec
Lamon Smith 54
Brad James 55
Sarah Slane 55
Erich Hartnauer 56
Kimble Johnson 59
Greg Darnell 59
Ryan Nance 60
Drew Buchman 60
Jake Varnell 61
Daniel Brooks 62
Chris Cervantes 67
Bobby Mylen 67
Dustin Mays 72

Miscellaneous
Carolyn McCarty 72

Thanks to everyone for supporting the TDSA.
See you all Tomorrow Morning at the Duff Special!!










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YO DUFF! Fix your mistake!!;)

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There is a boat ramp on Furdog's mountain, along with shuffle board....
I can't believe I missed that...imagine the promotions!

I bet most people go for the gas heat....

just tell them it's a circus....

That's right buddy and tonight it's the Matthew Treat circus!!!

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Show begins under the big top at 6:15PM!!!!

Large ace pot and I even heard some fundraising reps from the Owasso High School Band might show up....

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....so please bring some extra nickels and dimes.:rolleyes:

The TD may be there but the fundraising is being done by the band patrons.

And save your nickle and dimes for baskets that match the quality of the tee pads out there. At least another set of chains.

Ok just throwing this out there... I think we should start charging a dollar more per player at all Chandler minis until we get half of what we need to buy new baskets for the original course and have the TDSA match the other half...

Maybe even auction off the current baskets for the funds, come on what would you pay for hole 1 off the OG course? Think about all the aces on that thing!

That is the most used course in Tulsa and it deserves top of the line baskets.

The new course needs inner chains as well but I believe we should get some new baskets for OG first.

Speaking of the OG course, it is where the mini will be ran tonight!

Large ace pot

Free mulligan "1"

Free throw off for a disc pre-round

Come on out and have some fun!

I think we should let the County finish all of their projects out there before any decisions are made. The new course is in the configuration that should stay the same. Get donations to upgrade those baskets to double chains.

what would you pay for hole 1 off the og course?

$7.50

$7.50

$8.

wait, is this the auction? :)

I think we should let the County finish all of their projects out there before any decisions are made. The new course is in the configuration that should stay the same. Get donations to upgrade those baskets to double chains.

I agree. The cement for the new shelter locations was not part of the deal made with the TDSA and neither were the tee signs for Moose though I imagine the club might vote to cover the signs. There was a vote that passed to use the old tee sign signs from Riverside since they were consistant in size and look with existing on Bear's Lair.

Problem is, according to BVA he has only been able to find 14 of them in stock. Park guys said they could probably weld 4 new frames to match the old ones.

Personally I like the larger signs but they are more of a hassle to replace the insert due their larger non-standard size. I think the ones at Riverside now are cool as well. Unfortunately any sign you put at Chandler is subject to the paintball jerks though.

Cash donations might be better going through our Park Friends DG account or better yet though the ODGF as at least they are tax deductable.

The two-day Rockin Disc Golf Festival in Oct will bring in more money in camping fees and all the payout will be through the TDSA so maybe the club could earmark some of that as well.

I would like to see progress more or less in this order.

Signs for Moose (In progress)

Bears Lair layout finalized involving pouring a couple of new pads, for 3 holes and 1 to replace # 3's pad and moving that pad south and back up into the woods to avoid getting hit from # 2's pad.

Also a new fairway NE through the woods on # 18 needs to be cleared to keep people out of the parking lot by shelter # 3. This was SB idea but waiting for them to get to it is another matter. I don't know why he couldn't get a bulldozer through there when he had them out there. With a few chainsaws and clearing tools though that could be a one day club project though to speed things up.

Pads poured and shelters moved to parking lot. (County deal) Perhaps pour pads mentioned above on the same day.

Re-number Bear's Lair and install new larger rules and map board between new re-located shelters. (Club deal)

Run electricty to shelters for events as well as our TDSA Xmas display. (County deal)

Replace old baskets on Bear (No Innova though) and extra set of chains on Moose baskets.

Auctioning old baskets is a good idea. If someone was to sponsor a new basket then they should probably get their pick of the old ones.

FRIDAY!!!...FRIDAY!!!...FRIDAY!!!

It's the first concert of the Chandler Summer Sunset Concert series!!!!

Free admission!!! Concert starts at 7pm and jams until 10pm in the event field west of hole # 1 on Moose.

Featured band is "The Jon Glazer Trio"!!!

Charismatic keyboardist renowned in T-Town and nationally. He's toured and/or recorded with acts ranging from Rick Springfield to the Judds and even Paul Shaffer's CBS Orchestra!!!

Opening act is "The Steppes"!!!

Blankets, chairs, coolers, and pets on leashes are welcome!!!!

Hot dogs, burgers, and drinks for sale with all concession sales going to Chandler Park youth activities and programs via the Park Friends nonprofit.

Lil'Moose and I will be manning a table for the TDSA so come on out, play some disc golf, or just groove to the tunes under the summer moon!!!:)

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$8.

Wait, is this the auction? :)

$8.50

I see the Chandler Td is training them well.:cool:

No scores from last night?:(

Bartlesville has had theirs up since last night.:p

Scores are in the newpaper. That's something you don't get from that Owasso TD wanna-be. With all the players little Treat had I imagine it takes a while to type in all the names.:)

Is not coming to Chandler you're idea of a protest or hunger strike because if so, nobody cares and you are probably going to starve.:D

I noticed you took your dog with you to Bartlesville. Did you invite the Owasso high school band as well because they probably could have milked some fundraiser cash there as well.:p

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Sorry but you lose this time evil twin....:D

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I know Matt is crashed out storing up sleep or a late night blast off to Worlds.

I will roust him out in a bit and have him post scores..

There were 34 players, no one hit the ace pot..

Results from the Mini, reported by one-time-legend Andrew Treat. And here is how it went down:

I did these off the scorecards not the actual TD sheet so, I'm not sure what divisions the "mixed" card were in respectively so I left them together.

PRO
Sam N. 38
Seth C. 47
Phillip D. 50
Gary H. 51

ADVANCED
Chris H. 42
Matt G. 46
Bob G. 47
Adrian G. 47
Nick E. 48
Brian W. 49
Josh C. 49
Lee J. 49
John B. 50
Michael S. 54
Dough D. 999

INTERMEDIATE
Tommy A. 48
Jacob L. 49
Chad W. 52
Lota H. 53
Austin T. 54
Snake Skinn 54

NOVICE
John R. 48
Sarah S. 51
Chris C. 53
Ryan N. 53
Carolyn M. 64
Laymen S. 999

MIXED (Not a division, but I don't know who was in what division without the actual TD sheet)
Charles S. 42
George S. 52
Dustin M. 57
Tyler N. 58


Dustin M.won the CTP. Good work Dustin.

And I would personally like to wish both my dad a happy birthday, and I would like to wish good luck upon those Okie's going to worlds.

Remember it is a competition of individual shots in worlds, not so much multiple rounds.

Act like every shot is your first and you will do well...

Knock 'em dead and lets bring the title to T-Town!!!

Wow!!!....Andrew lives!!!!

Good work buddy!!!:)

One more month and we can find out who the NEW TD at Chandler is going to be.

Any one wanting to fill an admin spot?

Also, I'm able to drive to Bartlesville, play the mini and be home before I could from Chandler.

Give it up evil twin. You can not win.:D

Not everybody has to be in bed by 9pm.:p

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Not everybody has to spend 3 hours playing a pitch-n-putt either.

Well I don't think they are unless it's one of Wayne's night flight events at Chandler and that's only because people are having so much fun they don't want to leave and it takes security to kick them out.:)

You sound dis-gruntled little buddy.:(

Pray tell us why????:confused::D

Not here. I had a great time. Good course, good card to play on and no fighting Tulsa 5:00pm traffic.

Have fun, I'm going to go get my stuff together for Alma.

C YA!

Well Dorthey I wish you and Toto all the best.:)

Coming soon!!!.....The "Send a Moose to Tahiti!!!" disc golf tournament!!!!:)

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Chandler Moose instructing Dan Bougher on how dispose of his trash properly.

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Future disc golfer in training....

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"Support your local Moose!!!"

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Future disc golfer in training....

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is that big dave back when he was little dave?:D

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Come out tonight! Tee at 6:15.

Come out tonight? Thats it? If you're the TD in training then give it up. Duff and Treat give away extra stuff, mulligans, casino hole and music.

Being the last one to interview, you're going to have to step it up.:p

Sorry Dave that is the best superwoman could do this morning.

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Chandler TD instruction book:

Always start every event promotion post on the board with "TONIGHT!!!....TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!! or the alternative....SUNDAY!!!!.....FUNNY CARS!!!.....

With two courses always post which one you're going to play on.

When promoting the event on the discussion board always promise more than you can deliver. Players will be drunk by the time they get there and forget most of what you said.

Showing up "on time" is optional. Also known as "The Elvis Exception".

If the ace pot is starting at $50 or more, bring back up help.

Whenever possible, trash Riverside, its TD, and the lowly bums that are living in their vans down by the river that frequent that course.

If the next event is going to be played at Centennial, don't tell anybody.:D

If the crowd is bored then steal Wayne's line....."But wait!!!!....There's more!!!!"

If it's hot outside, stay in your car with the AC on and players will come to you but do not let them form a line on both sides of your car.

Offering a free mully to anyone that declares out loud that "Dave Wise Sucks" will not cost you a thing and when chanted by the whole crowd all things will feel right in the world.

Turn your phone off to avoid calls from people that are wanting you to hold up the mini until they get there.

Don't assign Furdog to the farthest hole in the boonies with the loonies. In fact, the less distance you make him walk to his first hole the better your chances are for a future booking.

If someone is selling used discs openly in front of you call the sherrif and have them kicked out for selling on county property without a permit.

Don't be surprised if some band shows up at the shelter and puts on a free concert.

If someone asks specifically to be on someone elses card don't assign them. They are probably going to try and fake an ace when nobody is looking and split it with their buddies.

Coberly and the Hindshaw gang live in the woods. If they show up don't forget to collect this months rent for the county.

Minis at Chandler have been called a circus so make sure you bring a couple of clowns and some circus animals.

Bring earplugs in case Dave Wise shows up.

During payout for the ams set a max two minute search limit at the plastic bin.

If someone asks you how a specific disc will fly, make up some story and tell them it's the best disc you've ever thrown.

Stick to the TDSA payout prices. This isn't "Let's make a Deal" or the barter system.

Anyone who follows these simple instructions will do fine running minis at Chandler.:)

great post furdog, espcially the parts about droning out Wise, classic

well, furdog I think Karla did a great job tonight. It was nice of little moose to come out and keep her company!


Here are the scores

Pro
Sam Nielsen 46
Tony Walker 54

Advanced
Chris Hatton 49
Kyle Razmus 51
Matt Shipley 51
Brian Whited 51
Nick Earle 53
Seth Cook 54
Brandon Peak 55
Bob Giles 59
Justin Lamproe 59
Drew Custer 61
Michael Snider 61

Advanced Masters
John Barton 53
Dough Duff 56
Wayne Gregory 60

Intermediate
Tony Houdek 50
Austin Thornton 51
Charlie Chung 53
Chad Wofford 53
Morgan Taylor 54
Greg Darnell 54
Ray Poindexter 54
Brad James 56
Tommy Agent 56
Drew Buckman 59
Coda Hart 63
Jesse Frazier 64
Bobby Reed 64


Novice
Sarah Slane 53 (she beat Seth)
Zach Postoak 56
Ryan Nance 57
Ian Curran 57
Jo Jo Gunn 59
Dustin Mays 63

Teresa Duff 64


Tyler Nance 78

CTP- Seth Cook


Ace pot is now $123

why aren't half of the am players playing open???? just 2 in Pro is kinda weak. I may have to skip coaching next week and try and make a run at the $$$$$.

I may have to skip coaching next week and try and make a run at the $$$$$.

Sorry buddy but you're banned. Should you show up I've authorized John and Karla to pound you into the ground like a tent stake.:p

It was nice of little moose to come out and keep her company!

She is the official Chandler mini quality control inspector. Did you see her new hot rod?:)

yea what a nice car. She just needs to make sure the dog don't pee on it!

I've been banned from driving it.:(

Too bad, I thought it drove great.

I heard Lil'Moose was out there smoking the tires and doing donuts in the Moose parking lot last night. I guess she was marking her territory.:)

Thursday!!! Thursday!!!!! Thursday !!!!!!!!! Come to the disc golf mountain

and try to take 123$$$$ plus home with you for one good shot !!!!!!!!!!!!

And someone will play for free and we will be playing at good ol ace land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Old course see yea tomorrow

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Ok, today I want to talk about little kids and their irresponsible parents.

I was in Taco Bell on Sunday getting something to go. I always go in because I can load up on extra taco sauce the stingy drive through personnel are sometime reluctant to provide.

First thing I see is a family with four little kids (ages 4-7 I believe) and the kids are running amuck and making noise with no supervision or correction from their parents. I place my order at the counter and then go to sit down in a booth and wait.

The next thing I know one of these little punks walks up to my table and says “Hey old man. Do you know you’re old?” I grimace as I look over at his parents that are well within ear shot yet do nothing or say nothing to get this little punk out of my face. I try to be nice and I lean closer to him to start a conversation with ....”How do you know I’m not your real daddy?” which I can say with some percentage of accuracy considering the rate of divorce and dead beat fathers out there.

Well my engagement in conversation with the little bast-are-do did little to drive him away and in fact intrigued the other three, one little girl with glasses, one little boy with a mohawk, and one which I believe was the runt of the litter, to now gather around my table while the leader of the pack continued to call me an “Old man”.:cool:

Finally my order gets called and as I stand up they all back away in fear as if I’m going to attack or something. Then the little kid with the mohawk asks, “Where’s your cain old man?”. Well by now I’m getting a little PO’d at the parents of whom the mother did mention at one point to the kids to sit back down but with all the authority of a woman who would purposely forget to take the pill just so she could gain some extra government welfare and food stamps at the end of the month. As for her male partner? He was completely oblivious to the situation doing what many step-fathers or boyfriends do, leaving it to the mother to handle.

So the little hooligans continued to follow me and as I made my raid on the taco sauce one of them even said in a loud voice “Look at all the taco sauce that old man is taking.”

I wanted to punt that little kid right up his mothers you know what but still, I maintained my cool and walked out of the store being followed by what was now a group chorus of “Good bye old man”. What a bunch of crap.:mad:

I walked back to my car and once I got back in I notice that the entire group of little brats had moved to the window with some waving their hands and others making faces at me.

Well this conduct of little kids and their irresponsible parents was not going to go unpunished in my book so I drive my truck right up next to the window in front of the group and start honking my horn and waving back. Finally I had the attention of the whole store and as mommy, daddy, and the little kids gazed at me in wonderment my facial expression changed from one of “shiny happy old person” to Charles Manson look alike and while simultaneously voicing the words, …I flipped the whole group THE BIRD and drove off.:cool:

Taco Bell is not Chucky Cheese!!!

Little kids need to learn things early in life and maybe their parents should take note as well. I’m glad I had this opportunity to share a little wisdom with them and I hope those little kids are running around their house flipping mommy, daddy, and each other off in the spirit of my example.:)

You parents that let your little brats run unsupervised in restaurants better watch out because I’m out there and if you don’t want this “Old Man” to teach your little “dingoes” bad habits you better keep them out of my way!!! :cool:

Man and to think I only paid those kids 25 cents to give you that treatment, and you fell for it, I love children :D

You're nicer than I would have been, lol. No good punks, why didn't you just whoop out your cane and start crackin' heads, lol. :)

I had to kick a kid off my basketball team this weekend. His father was worse than the child. It felt good to tell them both "your Done" Don't be afraid to take a stand!!!

Think you got it rough? just hang out in the 81st and Lewis Walmart #0992 in the toy department / playground :( the place all the parents send their little angles to play while they shop.
on any given day there are sword fights ball games skateboard contests and BMX events all going on up and down the whole area and spilling over into the rest of the store and after 11 PM the teen agers take over. :mad:
such a joy to work there and not be able to tell them to get out!:eek:

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" Friday August 30th will be the second concert of the "Chandler Summer Sunset Concert Series". Concert is 7pm-10pm in the event field.

Opening act is "Molly Blanten and The Lost Perceptions". Those that attended the Haikey Classic will know Molly as the girl that kicked butt singing the national anthem at the players meeting.

Headliner act is "The David Dover" band out of Sand Springs.

Food and drinks will be available from the Tulsa County Parks.

Lil'Moose and I will be manning a table for the TDSA and be handing out glow stuff.

Park is open to 11pm "

I will try to figure out this mess and post scores!!!

First of all Congrats to Kota Hart for the ace on hole 10!!! $176 is a nice payday and the newest TDSA member.

Pros
Kyle Wilkes 44
Matt Razmus 44
Jarred Pennington 46
Kyle Razmus 46
Shane Gray 49
John Belty 52
Joel Woody 53
Joel Deering 54
Chris Hatton 62

Adv
Austin Thornton 49
Lee Joshua 49
Nick Earle 49
Bob Giles 52
Brian Whited 54
Snake Skinn 55
Michael Snider 57

Int
Phil Grandstaff 49
Drew Bookman 53
Tony Houdek 53
Morgan Taylor 53
Ray Poindick 53
Philp Dolan 54
Kota Hart 55
Justin Spencer 55
Paul Giles 57
Justin Lampro 58
Tommy Agent 59
Chad Wofford 62
Jesse Frazier 62

Nov
TJ 57
Chris Cervontez 60

Jr
Dustin Ibbens 75

woman
Carloyn McCarty 76


The Ace pot next week is going to $89
We will be playing on the orignal course.


Thank you all for coming out and supporting TDSA!!

Ray Poindick 53 ---- I think that is Ray Poindexter, he's 6'9" so be careful!!!

$150 the club missed out on.

Ask Duff, Ray don't scare me!!

due to threats of me and my camera being banned from the mountain, i am forced to post the following pic:rolleyes:
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and on another note it reminds me of this...
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For those that missed it, Friday nights concert with "Molly Banton and the Lost Perceptions" and the "David Dover" band was great.

It really surprised me to see the little barefoot woman who sang the national anthem at Haikey get up and belt out "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath.

David Dover rocked as well.

Probably about 200-250 people showed up for this one and I want to thank Wayne Forest, John and Carla Barton, Barb and Terril Paske, and other DG'ers for coming out, stopping by the TDSA table and showing their support for this event.:)

Next concert will be Friday night, August 20th 7-10pm with "Fairview" as the opening act and "The Fabulous Midlife Crisis Band" as the headline.

I'm sure Wise won't want to miss that one.:rolleyes:

who is the TD tonight, and what course is the mini being played on, thanks

TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

I am running the mini up on the hill tonight. (bear's lair course) Going to try to kick this puppy off as close to 6:15 as humanly possible.

Per furdog's rules, i am supposed to tell you guys that Dave Wise sucks.

Free bubble gum for all entrants. i forgot my cooler this morning, and i'm not going to go back to B.A. to get it, so bring your own beverages tonight. However, I will have something special for all CURRENT CLUB MEMBERS who play tonight. and if you are wanting to become a member tonight, I can sign you up and "swag" you out all at the same time.

5-hour energy on sale -- 2 for $4 for club members, 2 for $5 for non-members.

CTP on hole 1, and if Duff shows up he can run as much casino action as he wants.

I have a new shipment of goodies, so come on out and support the TDSA!

My name is Furdog and I have certified Bill "Slim" Moyers as an officially trained and qualified Furdog Mountain Resort guide and activity director for tonight and next Thursday.

You all better get some while you can because this guy is currently live and on on-tour working standing-room only engagements on both sides of T-town.:)

Slim mind your P's and Q's.........it doesn't take much to get fired at that gig!:D

My P's and Q's are the following...

- i started my initial post with TONIGHT! TONIGHT!
- i freely declared that wise sucks. :)
- if furdog shows up, he starts on whatever hole he wants.
- i packed earplugs
- i sit in my car in the AC to take signups.
- i have cool stuff for tonight's "players pack".. as long as you're a current TDSA member, that is.

- bear's lair isnt bear's lair without the duff casino.

What an awesome turnout! 34 players. Thanks to all who came out.

TDSA members were greeted with a players plack that consisted of their choice between a $1 scratcher or a powerball ticket.

We also had 3 mulligans for sale for $1 each. However, after buying your mulligans, you drew a bubble gum from the hat. depending on the color, you got a refund of $0, 1, 2, or 3 and got to keep all three mulligans. (50% chance to get some money back) Everyone seemed to like the idea, so I may throw it out again at a later date.

Here are your results:

OPEN WOMEN

Carolyn McCarty 61

OPEN MEN

Coda Hatfield 36
Paul Dorries 39
Billy Swanson 41
Johnny Thompson 41 (CTP Winner, $25)
Sam Nielsen 43
Jared Pennington 44
Ken Ward 45

ADVANCED

Matt Razmus 42 (split 1,2,3 evenly)
Kyle Razmus 42 (split 1,2,3 evenly)
Slim 42 (split 1,2,3 evenly)
Nick Roesle 44 (banked $1.50)
Chris Hatton 44 (banked $1.50)
Brad Evans 45
James Patton 45
Tommy Agent 45
Brian Whited 46
Nick Earle 46
Matt Shipley 48
Michael Snyder 48

INTERMEDIATE

JoJo Gunn 46 (split 1,2)
Jacob Lindsey 46 (split 1,2)
Justin Lamproe 48 (banked $6)
Victor Frescaz 48
John Roberts 50
SnakeSkinn 50
Blake Reynolds 51
Kota Hart 51
Jesse Frazier 52

RECREATIONAL

Dan Bennett 50 (won playoff)
Ian Curran 50
Christian Hand 51
Brian Patterson 52
Dan Horne 52


Ace pot was NOT hit and now stands at $40.

next event is Duff Does Dubs at McClure on Saturday. Someone, please hit for the $5000!
next Monday night the Haikey mini will be run by the man, the legend, THE Wayne Forest. Please go out and support his "nite flights" and the Oklahoma Open!


NEXT THURSDAY IS THE GREAT BIRDIE HUNT AT BEAR'S LAIR. IT IS A DIFFERENT FORMAT THAT REQUIRES A BIT MORE TIME TO PLAY. WE WILL START PROMPTLY AT 6:00 AND I WILL STOP TAKING SIGN-UPS AT 5:55. PLEASE BE ON TIME SO WE WILL BE ABLE TO FINISH BEFORE DARK.

And Tonight is night golf at Centennial!!

Singles.

Signups 7:00 to 8:00 tee at 8:10. Normal mini prices.

The course will be set up for all shorts and each basket will be lit up.
Wayne will have lights available for anyone that needs them. Take my word, its easier to buy them from Wayne than it is to drive all over town looking for them.

I will throw in some extra stuff and have cold water for everyone.

This is NOT a fundraiser, we will be giving it all back tonight!!
Cash payout for all divisions!

Get that crap off of my thread.:p

And Tonight is night golf at Centennial!!

Singles.

Signups 7:00 to 8:00 tee at 8:10. Normal mini prices.

The course will be set up for all shorts and each basket will be lit up.
Wayne will have lights available for anyone that needs them. Take my word, its easier to buy them from Wayne than it is to drive all over town looking for them.

I will throw in some extra stuff and have cold water for everyone.

This is NOT a fundraiser, we will be giving it all back tonight!!
Cash payout for all divisions!


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And Tonight is night golf at Centennial!!

Singles.

Signups 7:00 to 8:00 tee at 8:10. Normal mini prices.
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... then get ready for a Blast of FUN as Duff Does Dubs at McClure on Saturday. ... and 20 CTP holes worth $10 each ...
Someone, please hit for the $5000! ...
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next Monday night the "NITE FLIGHTS" mini will be run by Wayne Forest. ... AT RIVERSIDE ... Please go out and support his "nite flights" and the Oklahoma Open! ...

And Tonight is night golf at Centennial!!

Singles.

Signups 7:00 to 8:00 tee at 8:10. Normal mini prices.

The course will be set up for all shorts and each basket will be lit up.
Wayne will have lights available for anyone that needs them. Take my word, its easier to buy them from Wayne than it is to drive all over town looking for them.

I will throw in some extra stuff and have cold water for everyone.

This is NOT a fundraiser, we will be giving it all back tonight!!
Cash payout for all divisions!

Also Tonight!!!....Tonight!!!....Tonight!!!

Friday the 13th at Centennial Park!!!

The annual Owasso Police and OHP Picnic and Campout!!!:)

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S.W.A.T Games!!!

Illegal search and seizures!!!

Tazer practice!!!

Rodney King Demonstrations!!!

Free classes on how to plant evidence!!!

Special Guest Speaker Mark Furman!!!

All German Shepard Police Dogs are welcome!!!:)

Do you feel lucky???:o

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Well DO YA....punk???:eek:

Get that crap off of my thread.:p

i was just following the rules by not posting centennial night golf as the next event, furdog.

Didn't seem to be a problem at the last event. There was one trash can that was completly full of aluminum cans.

i was just following the rules by not posting centennial night golf as the next event, furdog.

It's ok Slim. It's in the TD rulebook I gave you and you did great.:)

I'm taking care of promoting the Centennial event as we speak.:D

Hey Dog, when you go to get that shave today, make sure you take Slim's head out of your arse first.

i'm not screwing up my allowance to run tourneys on the hill. my head is in no arse, but my nose is a darker shade these days. :-D

I disagree
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hey, if i ever asked to run a mini in owasso, and you sent me a detailed, page-long sheet depicting the rules of running a mini at my course, i would adhere to them as well.

If you ever want to run a mini at my course, just ask. If you want to stick your head up my arse, again just ask.:p

And Tonight is night golf at Centennial!!

Singles.

Signups 7:00 to 8:00 tee at 8:10. Normal mini prices.

The course will be set up for all shorts and each basket will be lit up.
Wayne will have lights available for anyone that needs them. Take my word, its easier to buy them from Wayne than it is to drive all over town looking for them.

I will throw in some extra stuff and have cold water for everyone.

This is NOT a fundraiser, we will be giving it all back tonight!!
Cash payout for all divisions!

BUMP... this is happening tonight... go play it... despite what the old fleabag says

Yep, it's Friday the 13th and watch out for Jason.

The least you could do is offer to be a designated driver.

Can't you and Dave get together and rent a school bus or something to take us to the event like OktoberFest?

And WTH is the ODGF tax number for my donation?

Ill email you my account number.

And WTH is the ODGF tax number for my donation?

PM you

If you ever want to run a mini at my course, just ask. If you want to stick your head up my arse, again just ask.:p

i'll take you up on this.

and i expect a list of rules and regulations on how to conduct minis at your course that i will strictly adhere to. :)

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� back when we used to play this Format , we used old-Riverside and Chandler a lot � a guy like me might get like 12 or 14 points � a great total for your round would be mid-to-upper-20�s � some of the best I remember were like Mendoza or McCoy or Vasicek getting like 32 points �

� THE GREAT BIRDIE HUNT � some heads-up info for ya � a different way to attack a course , and sharpen your skills as well �
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� player throws two shots from Tee ; then two putts at Basket � you choose which drive to putt from � the only way to score is to make a �birdie� on that Hole � this format plays pretty crisp and quickly � you score points for a made birdie as follows:
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� back when we used to play this Format , we used old-Riverside and Chandler a lot � a guy like me might get like 12 or 14 points � a great total for your round would be mid-to-upper-20�s � some of the best I remember were like Mendoza or McCoy or Vasicek getting like 32 points �

TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

I will be under the shelter at 5:00 sharp. I will let groups of three flex-start as soon as you have a group going.

CTP will be on HOLE 13. ACE POT starts at $40 and you'll have 36 cracks at it.

*free air-heads and bubble gums for every participant.
**5-hour energy for sale -- members $2, non-members $2.50
***dave wise sucks. :) (sorry again, wise, its the rules!)

"CTP will be on HOLE 13. ACE POT starts at $40 and you'll have 36 cracks at it."
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thanks to all who came out and tried something different. I hope you all had a lot of fun! i know i sure did.

here are your results:

OPEN WOMEN

Shana Swanson 11
Sarah Slane 7

JUNIORS

Dustin Tibbens 2

OPEN MEN

Coda Hatfield 32
Shane Gray 24
Harry Hinshaw Jr 19
Jason McDaniel 15

ADVANCED

Chris Hatton 25
Tommy Agent 23
Brian Whited 22
Slim 21
Seth Cook 19
Justin Lamproe 11 (CTP)

INTERMEDIATE

Wade Largent 21 (1,2,3 split evenly)
Marco Baquera 21
SnakeSkinn 21
Jacob Lindley 20
Charlie Chung 17
Harry "Pops" Hinshaw Sr 14
Caleb Chung 13
Drew Bookman 10

NOVICE

Joe Gragg 12
Dustin Lee 11
Chris Cervantes 9
Cody Burch 6
Andrew Kellough 4

and believe it or not, there was not a single ace out there. The ace pot now stands at $65.

and i almost forgot...

FRIDAY - Late Night with David Nicholson (McClure)
Sat / Sun - Hell on the Border, Ft. Smith
MONDAY - Haikey, flex starts between 5:15 and 6:00.
(WE HAVE TO START BY 6:00 TO FINISH BEFORE DARK. PLEASE BE THERE EARLY.)
TUESDAY - Riverside

Good job Mr. Slim.:)

Also....

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...

For all you music fans!!!

It's the third FREE concert of the Chandler Sunset Concert Series!!!

Opening act tonight will be "Fairview" with "The Fabulous Midlife Crisis Band" as the headliner.

Show runs 7-10pm in the activity field. Food and drink are availble on site. All dogs on a leash please. Look for Lil'Moose and I at the TDSA table with free glow stuff available for the kiddies!!!:)

Who is the "Dancing with the Stars" TD tonight?

Who is the "Dancing with the Stars" TD tonight?

that would be me.

*ahem*

TONIGHT!! TONIGHT!! TONIGHT!!

Come one, come all to moose run for the first-ever mini run by yours truly at that particular course. just FIVE dollars gets you entered into any amateur division, or "step ye' game up" and play against Tulsa's finest for only TEN dollars!

the ACE pot starts at $65. CTP will be hole numero dos.

BUBBLE GUM MULLIGANS will also be available. $3 buys you 3 mulligans. draw a gum for a chance at your $3 back! Use them wisely!

I will be in the gravel parking lot around 5:15 tonight. Flex-start-it-up as soon as you got four guys, they dont have to be the same division!

watch for antlers.

throw your bubble gum wrappers at anyone named Treat (this is in the rules about "trashing the riverside TD") but please put them in the trash after that.

and i'm obligated, as a guest on furdog's mountain, to say that dave wise sucks. hee hee hee :)
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Good promo job Slim!!!

Moose Rule!!!

Maybe we should order some of those "Anti-Wise" T-shirts afterall.

Must be after 4:00pm, they have released him from his cage at work.

I thought the $3.00 mulligans were for Haikey???

Are you going to charge that where ever you go???

I give my mullies away at the River...

Oh sorry, I forgot, that is the kick back Furdog is demanding from all guest TD's now..

Don't listen to naysayer's Slim. The best promo Wise can do at Centennial these days is...

Someday!!!...Someday!!!...Someday!!!!

Benches, trash cans, and a mini!!!:eek:


And don't assume that Pappa Treat is not skimming off of Junior's hard work at Riverside either.

Government college grants only cover so much and the rest has to come from somewhere.;)

I don't know how to skim, can you teach me??

the $3 IS GOING to the haikey fund. i'm hoping to buy enough piping and concrete to work on 3-6 baskets by the end of september. With me getting the TD nod so late in the season, i'm just trying to get as much raised in as short a time as i can so i can make some difference out there before winter. i don't want to be seen as a deadbeat TD. you are welcome to look over my books any time.

the $3 IS GOING to the haikey fund. i'm hoping to buy enough piping and concrete to work on 3-6 baskets by the end of september. With me getting the TD nod so late in the season, i'm just trying to get as much raised in as short a time as i can so i can make some difference out there before winter. i don't want to be seen as a deadbeat TD. you are welcome to look over my books any time.

I think you're doing a great job slim, I really appreciate you being so dedicated to Haikey ever since taking over! Keep it up!

lots of people out at moose run tonight!

just want to apologize in advance if i was grouchy or irritable tonight. i have had a splitting headache all day and it tends to make me a bit pissy.

without further delay....

OPEN WOMEN

Teresa Duff 57
Shana Swanson 59
Carolyn McCarty 69

OPEN MEN

Coda Hatfield 45
Adam Hunt 46 (split 2/3)
Ricky Vasquez 46 (split 2/3)
Chris Hatton 47
Shane Gray 47 (also won CTP)
Dave Wise 50
Johnny Thompson 52
Willie Spoon 54

ADVANCED GRANDMASTERS

Billy Swanson 60 ($8 bank)
FurDog 61

ADVANCED

James Patton 47 (split)
Matt Razmus 47 (split)
Matt Treat 51
Slim 51
Doug Duff 53
Tommy Agent 59

INTERMEDIATE

Charlie Chung 51 (split 1/2)
Travis Splawn 51 (split 1/2)
Marco Baquera 52
SnakeSkinn 53
Justin Lamproe 54
Ray Poindexter 55
Jeff Shepherd 55
Jacob Lindley 56
Caleb Chung 57

NOVICE

Kelly Watkins 51 (moving up next week)
Joe Gragg 58
Ian Curran 60
Dustin Lee 60
Chris Cervantes 62
Brittain Harrison 62

NO ACES WERE HIT. NEXT THURSDAY NIGHT WE WILL BE PLAYING ON THE BEAR COURSE WITH AN ACE POT STARTING AT $95. PLEASE TRY TO BE THERE BEFORE 6:00 SO YOU CAN FLEX-START. THE LAST CARD WILL TEE OFF PROMPTLY AT 6:15 SO WE CAN FINISH BEFORE DARK.

If you dont have a day job, try to attend Rick Neil's 10AM tourney tomorrow morning at Haikey Creek. He is a great guy and I guarantee he will have some plastic you've never seen before. :)

Good luck to everyone going to Pawhuska. Please be safe and have fun. See you Monday night.

I think you're doing a great job slim, I really appreciate you being so dedicated to Haikey ever since taking over! Keep it up!

thanks paul. makes me :) knowing people actually care.

TONIGHT!! TONIGHT!! TONIGHT!!

Mini at BEARS LAIR, flex starts can go out as early as 5:15. the last card(s) will be teeing at 6:10. sorry if you cant make it before then. :)

There is a potential thunderstorm threat tonight. We'll play through rain, but not lightning.

ace pot starts at $95 and mulligan throws WILL COUNT for aces.

The rain stayed away, thankfully! we did get our round completed. some thunder and an occasional lightning bolt far off, but we managed to finish. the wind went from 0 to 30 in a matter of seconds about 2/3 of the way through the round.

OPEN

(no open players)

ADVANCED

Chris Hatton 41
Jacob Myers 44
Tommy Agent 44
Slim 44
Ricky Vasquez 45
Brandon Peak 46 (aced hole 9)
James Patton 47
Lee Joshua 47
Austin Thornton 48
Matt Razmus 48
Josh Cathey 48
Matt Shipley 49
Leroy Finning 49
Jared Johnson 53
SnakeSkinn 54
Bobby Barnes 54

INTERMEDIATE

Charlie Chung 46
Brad Evans 46
Kelly Watkins 47
Justin Lamproe 49
JoJo Gunn 50

NOVICE

Dan Horn 50
Justin Bohn 51
Brittain Harrison 55
Daniel Brooks 57

CTP - James Patton
ACE - Brandon Peak, Hole 9

Ace pot is now a measly $8.

We have two new club members:
Kelly Watkins (renewal)
Brandon Peak (used some of the ace money to join, as per the september rules)

Wow, I can't believe some of those Advance guys like Hatton didn't play pro considering there were no "Super Pro's" there.:confused:

I get the feeling in some trailer park somewhere these guys must be building a house made out of plastic or something.:cool:

This is a public announcement.....

This Saturday and Sunday, September 11th & 12th, the two DG courses at Chandler Park will be closed due to the King's Champion Medievil Faire.

That's right. Those guys who hit each other with nerf swords and other various foam weapons. From what I understand they are going to be camping and fighting all over the place.

I believe most of it will happen on Bear's Lair but I've been told that it could spill over onto parts of Moose so you all have been warned.

Anyone interested in attending this event can find out more info at this link.

http://www.kingschampion.net/

There are bound to be some big breasted "wenches" running around for some of you lonely single DG guys as well.:)

Maybe the nerds, I mean team, from Hunter Park will saddle up and ride over for a little hand to hand!!

what's nerdier? hand to hand combat skills or disc throwing skills? hrmmm

You guys shouldn't stereotype them as "Nerds" unless you don't mind them stereotyping all of us DG'ers as "Stoners".

Those guys can probably move faster and kick both of your butts.:rolleyes:

On top of that I've never seen belly dancers at a DG event.:)

You guys shouldn't stereotype them as "Nerds" unless you don't mind them stereotyping all of us DG'ers as "Stoners".

Those guys can probably move faster and kick both of your butts.:rolleyes:

On top of that I've never seen belly dancers at a DG event.:)

did you even read my post? apparently too many grateful dead concerts have stunted your reading comprehension skills.

Sorry, just consider it collateral damage.:o

I feel for you man. As a pro it must really suck to be good at something that nobody is really willing to pay to watch.:(

what's nerdier? hand to hand combat skills or disc throwing skills? hrmmm

Well I didn't mean to offend anyone. I would bet you would stand a much better chance beating one of them than they would you. That says something.

I am not sure I consider hitting each other with foam rubber hand to hand combat..

Nerdie works..................

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Well I didn't mean to offend anyone. I would bet you would stand a much better chance beating one of them than they would you. That says something.

I am not sure I consider hitting each other with foam rubber hand to hand combat..

Dude, as the new SC you need to be careful to not run off or alienate the nerds.

Didn't you see the movie?

This sport needs all the nerds it can get.:D

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Not only could there be nerds this weekend at Chandler but I heard there will be magic "Faeries".....

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And this "Troll" guy as well. Could be Mitchell for all I know.

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That's right. They imported them in from Riverside.:)

Disc Golf takes too long.

If you're going to do battle....

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....then get in and get it over with.

It's not really the battle you look forward to.

It's the party afterwards.:)

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Sorry, fighting in the park with foam rubber swords is nerdy, Disc Golf is macho.

End of story..

Any sport or hobby that displays the lack of female participation as DG does is not macho.

It is doubtful that any young DG�er will ever find or meet his significant other playing DG unless he hits her with his disc at Riverside. Even then he will probably have to cover the medical bills and settle the lawsuit before she will go out with him.

Old guys are different. You see very few bring their significant others out with them. Probably because the grim reaper is right around the corner and they are looking to re-experience their youth and single life when their responsibilities were few.

I have a hard time getting Lil� Moose to just come out and walk around because she as a non-player looks at it as a �Guy Thing�. Yet if I told her Dave�s wife Julie, Carla Barton, or any non-player woman that she knows is going to be there then it would be easier to entice her to come out.

You guys with non-playing women at home should look to entice them to come out and be a part of this not only for the social side but for the exercise of walking in the park as well.

I think I�ve met Wayne and Treat�s wife like one time.

We need more women showing up one way or another.

And as far as Nerds go.

Andrew is a nerd but that doesn�t mean I�m going to kick him out of the band for it.:D

In the beginning, God created �The Jock�, �The Nerd�, �The Head�, and the �Redneck�.

And due to cross breeding over the years you now have �The Nead�, �The Jedneck�, �The Hock�, and many variations in between.

Disc Golf will never be macho until nerd persecution ends.

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Mystery Question of the day:

If women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work?

Mystery Question of the day:

If women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work?
Long John Silver's:D

Mystery Question of the day:

If women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work?

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Congradulations Paul.

You are a winner!!!

I'll see if I can find some green echo/eco plastic for you out of my private stash.:)

too funny, paul.

i have to stop laughing long enough to type this...

TONIGHT! TONIGHT! WE'RE GOIN' MUDDIN' ON THE MOOSE!

I am running the mini as scheduled at >>>Moose Run<<< tonight. Tee at 6:10. Mully ticket drawings at 6:05 as well as CTP throw-off. bring your cleats, it's probably going to be sloppy.

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... just think ... you could get THIS guy onto your 2010 LODGE TEAM ... his Rating is a 'real bargain' at only 879 ! ...

Chandler Park - Moose Run Course
Sep 9, 2010

OPEN

Coda Hatfield 44
Kyle Wilkes 46
Johnny Thompson 47
Billy Swanson DNF
Dave Wise DNF

ADVANCED

Brian Whited 46
Jacob Myers 48
Bill Moyers 49
Chris Hatton 50
Tommy Agent 51
Bob Giles 53
Lee Joshua 53
Bobby Barnes 54
Nick Earle 54

INTERMEDIATE

Justin Lamproe 50
Nathan McGuinness 51
Jacob Lindley 51
Wade Largent 52

ACE - Jacob Myers, Hole 16
CTP - Justin Lamproe

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... howdy ! ...

Sweet. Did I cash? Raffle winner? Thanks for running it!!

Yes, Kyle, you took second place. $15 is what i owe ya. Just happens to be the exact amount needed if you were to play another mini. :)

if you're going to be in okc this weekend, i'll see you there and pay ya out. I also owe Coda $30.

Billy Swanson DNF
Dave Wise DNF

I thought playing with a Super Pro like Coda was supposed to make you a better player,.....not get into a bag kicking contest and quit.:cool:

Is this the type of thing Chuck Norris would do???:confused:

What type of statement does this send to the public about Grandmasters???

Way to represent guys.:(.....No USDGC spot for you.

You young kids out there take note.

This is what happens when you don't eat your peas and carrots.:rolleyes:

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I feel for the other three guys on your card.

Watching you two quit must have made them feel like they were playing a girls team.:o

Considering your passion for quitting to avoid a bad rating or when the going gets tough, you should think about running for Govenor of Alaska.

Is it ok if I start calling you "Sarah" from now on or would you prefer "Mother Grizzly"?.:p

If I would you I wouldn't look for any lucritive book offers in the future.:rolleyes:

Perhaps you should just stick to "Nite Flight" events where the results never get posted.

Either that or just pay off the TD to not post your DNF's as if you were never there.

I can only imagine the first thing you say when you get home is "Honey, have you seen my balls???".:)

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Be sure at lunch to grab your daily supply of

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Enjoy another weekend of trying to find someone to answer your calls.

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... Howdy ! ...

Okay Wayne, Okay.

Enjoy another weekend of trying to find someone to answer your calls.

That's what voicemail is for.

Do you think I really WANT to actually TALK to YOU!!!:confused:

Hell no.:p

Your voicemail gives me at least a minute and a half to rant and rave about anything I want without you getting a word in edgewise.

It's like my own personal PA system and YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY!!!:D

You try and block me then I'll move to pay phones.

I'm betting you DNF this weekend so come next Monday if you actually finish you can thank me for the motivation I provided.:)

Wise finished 94.4% of the round.

That's what voicemail is for.


Your voicemail gives me at least a minute and a half to rant and rave about anything I want without you getting a word in edgewise.

It's like my own personal PA system and YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY!!!:D




You really think I listen to your voice mails?

Thats what the little red button is for.
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Yeah. You listen to them.

You can't help yourself.

And if you don't want them on your cell phone then I'll pile them up on your work phone so you will know "The Truth" come Monday morning.:D

Public Announcement......

The King's Champion Medievel Faire at Chandler last weekend was a great sucess.

Nobody used our baskets as grills.

If you play out there this week please beware of possible Camel dung on hole # 11 on Bear's Lair though.

Were any of the "Warriors" killed during all that harsh hand to hand combat??

I really hope not..

no styrofoam, plastic, or duct tape was harmed in the making of the medieval tournament.

that is all.

Were any of the "Warriors" killed during all that harsh hand to hand combat??

I really hope not..

I don't know Mike, because I never went down to that area. After I chunked a few telephone poles and big rocks, Marie and I checked out the pirate ship and found Mongo manning the brig.

Then Marie took a couple of laps on Jimmy the camel and the rest of the day we hung out in the Hooka lounge listening to drums and watching the belly dancers.

I think the only "warrior" that got killed this weekend was you with your DFL at OKC. :)

You don't have to drive that far and spend all that money to find out what DFL and DNF feels like. Just ask me because I know everything there is to know.:D

I was DFL then I converted it to a DNF...

Somehow I knew you wouldn't miss that..

I look forward to seeing you at a sanctioned event soon!!!

Sanctioned events are over-rated buddy.

Other than the OO I haven't seen any around here lately that can pull in 100+ players like the last two Duff events.

Sanctioned is out, Circus is in.:)

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JUST HAPPENED! JUST HAPPENED! JUST HAPPENED!

forgot to post about the mini tonight. oops!

any-who, here are your results:

Chandler Park - Bear's Lair
9/16/2010

PRO

Coda Hatfield 36
Kyle Wilkes 40
Gary Harrison 43
Johnny Thompson 43
Billy Swanson 45
Bryan Hinds 46
Chris Hatton 51

ADVANCED AMATEUR

Bill Moyers 40
Leroy Finning 42
Brian Whited 42
James Patton 43
Matt Razmus 43
Tommy Agent 44
Jared Johnson 46
Nick Earle 47
Bobby Barnes 51

ADVANCED MASTERS

Dough Duff 44
Lee Joshua 45
Randy Wilson 46
Danny Bennett 47

INTERMEDIATE

Jason McDaniel 44
Bob Giles 45
Justin Lamproe 48
Jacob Lindley 49
Brad Evans 49
Kelly Watkins 50
John Roberts 52

NOVICE

Ian Curran 50
Adam Rider 50
Sam Freeman 51
Dylan Angleton 51
Blake Nix 52
Joe Gragg 52
Alex Gavrilov 54
William Nozak 55
Cody Burch 56
Raymond Weathers 57
Matt Holman 57
Jamie Jennings 57

Next Event - Late Night with David Nicholson, McClure Park, Friday 7:00pm

ace pot has started back up again and now sits at $29

Thanks for the scores Slim. And thanks for always banking my cash. See ya soon.

my first Chandler mini of the summer, lol. Thank you for getting us out on the course quickly (after you ate your Mcd's of course, lol) Looking forward to coming out more before the mini schedule changes.

Was there an ace hit last night??

Wow! Coda shot a perfect 18 down (36). Impressive even at Chandler and pretty hard to beat:).

Wow! Coda shot a perfect 18 down (36). Impressive even at Chandler and pretty hard to beat:).


KMac also shot -18 on the original course.
I think that night was one of my best rounds -15.
Had to shoot -14 to cash that night. :P
D.P. :)

Was there an ace hit last night??

no aces hit last thursday.

also, not to take anything away from coda's -18 or my -14, but there were mulligans involved.

Check out this Moose we found on hole # 11?

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$5 for camel toe huh?

$5 for camel toe huh?

Don't you wish horses were that cheap?;)

I'll let her sit on mine for $2.50.

Sorry, dis-gruntled nags are not allowed at Chandler.

Check out this bear we found at Bear's Lair!!!

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How about two Standingbear's!!!

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And how about a little bear wresling???

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You're lucky to still be alive. That is the move they use just before they bite your neck!!

Nice Bear on the lair :D

Actually his name is Byron the Bear and I believe the County brought him in to chase out Snakeskin, Coberly, and the Hinshaw gang who have been living in the woods out there.

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TONIGHT!! TONIGHT!! TONIGHT!!

We're having a mini at >>>>>MOOSE RUN<<<<<. last cards will tee off at 6:00. haikey course improvement mullies for sale, bring all of your tickets. I WILL BE DRAWING TICKETS AFTER THE MINI SO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE FLEX STARTERS, HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN. IF YOU LEAVE BEFORE I GET BACK, THEN I CANT DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

Please be early! This will be the last MOOSE mini of the month.

if you stayed home because you were scared of getting wet -- sucks to be you. didnt start sprinkling until i was leaving the park. anyway, here are your results.

Chandler Park - Moose Run
9-23-2010

OPEN

Kyle Wilkes 44
Sam Nielsen 47
Jared Pennington 47
Johnny Thompson 49

ADVANCED AMATEUR

Tony Walker 45
Mike Conners 47
Gary Harrison 47
Jacob Myers 51
Matt Razmus 51
James Patton 52
Bill Moyers 52
Jared Johnson 54
Lee Joshua 54
Tommy Agent 55

INTERMEDIATE

Daniel Chee 54
Bobby Reed 56
Justin Lamproe 57
Ray Poindexter 62

NOVICE

Adam Rider 53
John Roberts 64
Will Long 66
Jamie Jennings 66
Dustin Mayes 69

Closest To Pin: Hole 2, Sam Nielsen

NEXT EVENT - Friday, 10:00 AM, Haikey Creek Park, Hosted by Disc Flights

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

Last concert of the Chandler Summer Concert Series!!!

Show starts at 7pm and ends at 10pm.

Tonight's opening act is "From Sea to Shore" with "Rebecca Ungerman" as the headliner.

Free admission. Bring your chairs, blankets, and drinks.

Hot dogs, nachos, and other goodies available on site.

And who's up for some night golf on Bear's Lair????:o

I'm thinking flex starts, singles format, $10 for pros, $5 for Ams.

Free mullies!!! $1000 added cash!!!! Free entries into the OO!!!

ALL CASH PAYOUT TO AMS!!!!!:)

Well sorry, it was just a thought.;)

Chandler draws three more players than Bartlesville...

Hmmm....

I'llbe they have more for Night golf tonight also.

Yep. Dale is doing a good job up there.

If they ever decide to finish the construction on 169, I'll start up again out here.

Yeah. The construction really kind of screwed things up for you but you like Dale do a good job as well. I don't know what his presentation is like but I know you go out of your way as well as out of your pocket to provide more.

When DG comes to a new town I think it's just a matter of getting the word out and getting newbies excited about it. Looks like Dale is doing that and so will you in the long run.

It's just too bad that every course can't do the numbers Riverside, Chandler, and now Bartlesville are doing because then you could look at a years worth of minis and at least estimate what your average turnout is going to be and it would be easier to base or form a budget on those numbers.

Yep. Dale is doing a good job up there.

Thanks Scott :)

But do you know where your MEDS are ??? :-P

I have put in a lot to get things going.
So far so good.
D.P.

Scott, you sick?

If all the mini sheets were turned into the board, they would have no problems in projecting next year's numbers.

FYI: Centennial is set up in a 50/50 mis right now, if anyoone goes out to play.

Longs are 2,5,7,9,12,14,15,17,18

Scott what did you do with Furdog?

If all the mini sheets were turned into the board, they would have no problems in projecting next year's numbers.

Would you be willing to at least agree that just turning in mini sheet would not be proof that a TD couldn't still mis-represent player turnout?

I never disagreed with that. So what your saying, as a board member, since it can be submitted with incorrect numbers then it shouldn't have to be submitted at all?

I'm good with that, we don't want our administrators or Td's to do anymore than they have to. No need to account for member's money. You all know whats best for the membership. I know its much easier to just keep the membership in the dark and unaware of the board's decisions.

I never disagreed with that. So what your saying, as a board member, since it can be submitted with incorrect numbers then it shouldn't have to be submitted at all?

Like I said before, I only know about what I turn in but I will start turning in my mini sheets just for you if you would be willing to come in once a year and do an independant audit because if you're going to spread or make the accusations then you should be willing, (as a member) to come in, check the records, and make a report here on the board.

I never saw one when you were the treasurer nor did I ever see anyone challenge you or question your word during the Am Worlds. Do you still have the records from the Am worlds or from your time as treasurer?

Don't worry because I wouldn't expect you to have them after all this time.

From my time spent at meetings all the way back to the Am Worlds you have always made this argument yet it was never discussed seriously or brought to a vote even from the "Great Ones" back then. If you're not willing to do an audit then who is?

Treat keeps everything on a computer spread sheet but how long should he have to store paper reports before he can throw them away? I know if you ask he can provide you with a year to date report of mini money from all TDSA minis so we can form a budget in that sence but considering the cost of the OO everyyear can you really do a budget without an estimate of what Wayne and Big Nic's Nite Flights will generate? And if they don't generate the required amount of added cash won't the TDSA end up throwing in the difference after they have milked the "B" tier side?

I'm all for a public report after the OO that says we lost this amount or made this amount, or just broke even. I'm sure everybody can understand that I'm not a big OO fan and maybe this is a good example of why I feel that way.

BE-Fest, first time ever we get invited in and with camping available now we have a chance to have a fall Chandlerstock type of event though this will be more laid back with just individual minis throughout the weekend.

There are four TD's, Forest, Barton, Duff, and myself, who also happen to be current Admins that are willing to volunteer their time and run it without profit to themselves with ALL cash and plastic sales directly going into the club. I believe I asked you to volunteer for one at one time but you totally ignored that question. Was that TOO MUCH WORK FOR YOU???

And you know where all that money is probably going to end up??? That's right, the OO. Remember that if you cash in Grandmaster.

The only money that is going to course improvement is the camping fee we collect and yes it is going to the Chandler Park Friends DG fund. Probably the only reason I'm involved.

I'm good with that, we don't want our administrators or Td's to do anymore than they have to. No need to account for member's money. You all know whats best for the membership. I know its much easier to just keep the membership in the dark and unaware of the board's decisions.

One thing I've noticed is that with Treat as secretary and treasurer you really can't have a TDSA monthly meeting without him. With no dis-respect to you or Martin, Treat probably does more than any person that has come before if you consider the mini's, the tournaments, and the fact that he is doing two jobs at the meetings. Sooner or later, if not already, he will get burnt out and somebody else will have to do it. You did it for what?....Two years????

Tell me. Does Allied Insurance send a monthly financial report to it's policy holders? Does it state how much profit it's agents are making when their policies go up? Because I image the only time they find out anything is once a year.

I'm all for monthly minutes, attendance, and financial reports, on the board because that is providing more to members and if an Admin comes up for re-election and he has only shown up for 2-3 years meetings, then members can base their vote on who wants the spot vs who just wants the title.

Please don't take this as a personal attack because all I'm really asking you to do is inspire me with actions instead of words.:)

I'm done arguing with you, its pointless, you just don't get it.
You're more interested in pointing fingers the other direction. Look who did that or they do this or what about how I do things with my business.

How about just sticking to what the board does or doesn't do.

Its just too bad the only one's arguing the accounting of the money are the ones handling it. Go figure.

Go find someone else to argue with.

let the personal attacks begin, its the only way you know how deal with any situation you can't figure out.

I'm done arguing with you, its pointless, you just don't get it.
You're more interested in pointing fingers the other direction. Look who did that or they do this or what about how I do things with my business.

If the Allied question was out of line then I apoligize. All I was trying to express was that I doubt very many businesses or organizations provide monthly financial reports publically to their members. The TDSA has always done it at their yearly picnic. I think you and I both know that to post our records publically every month would incourage every Tom, Dick, and Harry to come looking for a handout which I believe the club, right or wrong, has been known to provide in the past.

Sorry but I thought my questions whether specifically pointed at your one concern or pointed at other things like a yearly audit were legit and open. If you or members can't trust us then it seems like an independant audit or something needs to happen just to clear the tarnish and the mud you have slung on the club and it's current Admins.

How about just sticking to what the board does or doesn't do.

The TDSA boards have a history of not requiring mini sheets all the way back to the days when you were a part of it. It's not right or fair to call out this current group specifically without at least mentioning that's the way it always has been. At this point I agree with you, that policy needs to be revised and I'm willing to vote for it.

Its just too bad the only one's arguing the accounting of the money are the ones handling it. Go figure.

It's doubtfull based on your initial motivation that started this mudfest and your signature of perpetual discontent below that any of the other Admins will waste their time auguing with you publicly here anymore.

I do believe a good things will come out of this because of you though.

Go find someone else to argue with.

Sorry buddy but you're the only game in town right now. If you know of anybody else, please send them my way. I'll be here all week.:)

let the personal attacks begin, its the only way you know how deal with any situation you can't figure out.

Come on, inspire me!!!:)

<font size=5><marquee><b>TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT!!!</b></marquee></font>

The mini at Bear's lair will be a MASS TAG CHALLENGE. This will be the LAST scheduled event in which TDSA tags are live and up for grabs. Looking to move up? How well can you shoot at BEAR'S LAIR?

I'm also going to completely change mulligan structure to make it more fair as a mass tag challenge.

>>>>>>ANYONE SHOWING UP WITH THE GUTS TO PUT A TOP-64 TAG ON THE LINE WILL RECEIVE DOUBLE THE TICKETS FOR DRAWINGS (if they purchase the optional mulligans) AND $3 OFF A DISC, PLUS FREE ENTRY INTO ACE POT AND CTP!!!!!!!<<<<<<

You can spend an optional $5 on mulligans, or play without them. You will receive (5) lotto tickets instead of the customary (3) tickets. Extra tickets for prize-increasing chances only will be offered at $1 each.

if you are an OPEN-level player this will get you (3) mulligans
if you are an ADVANCED-level player this will get you (4) mulligans
if you are an INTERMEDIATE-level player this will get you (5) mulligans
if you are a NOVICE-level player this will get you (7) mulligans

I WILL HAVE EVERY MINI SHEET FROM ALL MINIS I HAVE RUN. THERE WILL BE NO BAGGING ALLOWED. IF YOU HAVE PLAYED ADVANCED AT THE MAJORITY OF MY MINIS, YOU HAVE TO PLAY ADVANCED AT THIS MINI. YOU CAN MOVE UP, BUT NOT DOWN.

Think of it as a duff casino-inspired way to end the bag tag regular season.

The twist -- I had originally said I would be giving away cash. This was before I collected my first-ever sanctioned event win. I won an Innova Discatcher sport for 1st place. The only problem is that I already own two of these puppies and have no more room in my backyard for a third. so <font size=4><b><u><i>I'M GIVING A BASKET AWAY AT MY MINI TONIGHT! </i></u></b></font> I will still give away a couple of discs and a $20 cash prize, but the big kahuna will be the basket -- still sealed in the original box. Add this beauty to your backyard TONIGHT!

no flex starts tonight due to the giveaways - we'll start promptly at 6:00. Ace pot starts at $50 and mulligan aces WILL count for the ace pot.

GOOD JOB SLIM!!!!....I'll take seven mullies!!!!:)

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Wee...Wee...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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<font size=5><marquee><b>TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT!!!</b></marquee></font>

The mini at Bear's lair will be a MASS TAG CHALLENGE. This will be the LAST scheduled event in which TDSA tags are live and up for grabs. Looking to move up? How well can you shoot at BEAR'S LAIR?

I'm also going to completely change mulligan structure to make it more fair as a mass tag challenge.

>>>>>>ANYONE SHOWING UP WITH THE GUTS TO PUT A TOP-64 TAG ON THE LINE WILL RECEIVE DOUBLE THE TICKETS FOR DRAWINGS (if they purchase the optional mulligans) AND $3 OFF A DISC, PLUS FREE ENTRY INTO ACE POT AND CTP!!!!!!!<<<<<<

You can spend an optional $5 on mulligans, or play without them. You will receive (5) lotto tickets instead of the customary (3) tickets. Extra tickets for prize-increasing chances only will be offered at $1 each.

if you are an OPEN-level player this will get you (3) mulligans
if you are an ADVANCED-level player this will get you (4) mulligans
if you are an INTERMEDIATE-level player this will get you (5) mulligans
if you are a NOVICE-level player this will get you (7) mulligans

I WILL HAVE EVERY MINI SHEET FROM ALL MINIS I HAVE RUN. THERE WILL BE NO BAGGING ALLOWED. IF YOU HAVE PLAYED ADVANCED AT THE MAJORITY OF MY MINIS, YOU HAVE TO PLAY ADVANCED AT THIS MINI. YOU CAN MOVE UP, BUT NOT DOWN.

Think of it as a duff casino-inspired way to end the bag tag regular season.

The twist -- I had originally said I would be giving away cash. This was before I collected my first-ever sanctioned event win. I won an Innova Discatcher sport for 1st place. The only problem is that I already own two of these puppies and have no more room in my backyard for a third. so <font size=4><b><u><i>I'M GIVING A BASKET AWAY AT MY MINI TONIGHT! </i></u></b></font> I will still give away a couple of discs and a $20 cash prize, but the big kahuna will be the basket -- still sealed in the original box. Add this beauty to your backyard TONIGHT!

no flex starts tonight due to the giveaways - we'll start promptly at 6:00. Ace pot starts at $50 and mulliagn throws WILL count for an ace.

awesome, furdog! maybe you'll win yourself a basket! what tag do you have?

I have tag # 71 which with the great production and give aways you're putting on, is probably about the number of players you should expect to see attending. People might want to bring some lights for their discs.:D

Actually I doubt whether 7 mullies will really help me that much so I'm officially calling out that Pappa Treat bum for a rematch in Pro Grand Division.

That's right Michael, I'm calling you out!!!! If you can't show up then send that little runt Matt out.:)

If I win, you stay home and I go to the USDGC.;)

Thank you to everyone who came out and supported the TDSA's weeknight minis this year. We ended the year with a bang (err, ching) with Chris Hatton winning the drawing for the discatcher sport! The winning ticket was one he received at one of the first minis i ran this month. Congratulations and use it well!

OPEN

Coda Hatfield 37
Sam Nielsen 38
Billy Swanson 999

PRO GRANDMASTERS

Charlie Chung 50
FurDog 52

ADVANCED

Gary Harrison 37
Tony Walker 38
James Patton 40
Matt Razmus 40
Tommy Agent 41
Lee Joshua 41
Corey Leemhuis 43
Bill Moyers 43
Dave Pennekamp 45
Randy Wilson 45
Brandon Peak 46
Chris Hatton 50

INTERMEDIATE

Justin Lamproe 45
Sean Gaither 45
Jacob Lindley 47
Charlie Herrin 47
Kelly Watkins 49
Hunter Kuske 50

NOVICE

Brandon Jordan 45
Caleb Chung 47
Mark Rose 48
JT Torbert 49
Jason Mays 51
Russell Wright 52
Dustin Mays 59


THANKS AGAIN TO ALL WHO CAME OUT AND MADE THE 2010 MINI SEASON A SUCCESS! GOOD LUCK IN PAWHUSKA, ROCK HILL, THE BAG TAG TOURNEY, AND ALL OTHER PLACES YOU WILL BE COMPETING IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS!

What it is with these guys.:cool:

It should have looked like this.

OPEN

Coda Hatfield 37
Gary Harrison 37
Sam Nielsen 38
Tony Walker 38
James Patton 40
Matt Razmus 40
Billy Swanson 999

PRO GRANDMASTERS

Charlie Chung 50
FurDog 52

ADVANCED

Tommy Agent 41
Lee Joshua 41
Corey Leemhuis 43
Bill Moyers 43
Dave Pennekamp 45
Randy Wilson 45
Brandon Jordan 45
Justin Lamproe 45
Sean Gaither 45
Brandon Peak 46
Chris Hatton 50

INTERMEDIATE
Caleb Chung 47
Jacob Lindley 47
Charlie Herrin 47
Mark Rose 48
Kelly Watkins 49
JT Torbert 49

NOVICE
Hunter Kuske 50
Jason Mays 51
Russell Wright 52
Dustin Mays 59

Its sad when people who are capable of open scores are playing advanced. Especially when there are only 3 in the open division. Sack up weaklings. It is chandler and you have mulligans... just because all you guys in advanced may not be able to shoot what it takes to win, if you all played pro, some of you would be cashing and taking home $$, not crappy plastic that you don't even want

The people collect regulary but have no reason or intent to be members?

Coda Hatfield 37 (hasn't been a member in over 3 years)
James Patton 40 (hasn't been a member since 2002)
Matt Razmus 40 (has never been a member)

And the only reason some of the others are members is due to an ace, otherwise they would still be non-mems.

here are some others you see all the time but have no desire to become a member.
The single number by their name indicated the last year they wee a member.

338-7 Dan Bougher
339-7 Justin Bougher
354-7 Michael Bougher
439-9 Seth Cook
419-9 Jesse Crew
216-4 Chris Hutchinson
129-7 Richard Mitchell
343-8 Devan Owens

The people collect regulary but have no reason or intent to be members?

Coda Hatfield 37 (hasn't been a member in over 3 years)
James Patton 40 (hasn't been a member since 2002)
Matt Razmus 40 (has never been a member)

And the only reason some of the others are members is due to an ace, otherwise they would still be non-mems.

to Patton's defense, he DID pony up and become a member, and I submitted his $20 to Treat already. Cant say the same for the other two though. but Patton is current.

To bad Patton didn't wait until today October 1st to become a member. I believe if you become a member in Oct, Nov. or December, 2011 is included.:D

Did he pay you in quarters because when I ran the casino hole that's all he and about 10 other guys had. It must have been laundry mat night or something.:cool:

To bad Patton didn't wait until today October 1st to become a member. I believe if you become a member in Oct, Nov. or December, 2011 is included.:D

Did he pay you in quarters because when I ran the casino hole that's all he and about 10 other guys had. It must have been laundry mat night or something.:cool:

no, he used all his paper money for the raffle tickets :)

gotta remember, i was the center ring attraction in this three-ring circus, you were merely sideshow furdog. (ha ha ha)

here are some others you see all the time but have no desire to become a member.
The single number by their name indicated the last year they wee a member.

338-7 Dan Bougher
339-7 Justin Bougher
354-7 Michael Bougher
439-9 Seth Cook
419-9 Jesse Crew
216-4 Chris Hutchinson
129-7 Richard Mitchell
343-8 Devan Owens

Dan Bougher must be current, he has hit a mini ace or two I know..

Then the list is not being updated. I'd bet you all thought he was a member and didn't deduct anything. Perfect example why the list on the TDSA site needs to be culled down to Honorary, lifers and current only. The current list shows members that I know are currently doing time.

Dan Bougher shows no Aces for 2010 on the TDSA site so either he didn't get an ace at a TDSA event in 2010, or the TD screwed up and did not report it to Steve Ward.

I agree with Wise that non-current members should be separated from the rest.

As for the rest of the "Freeloaders" on that list, .....well it speaks for itself.:cool:

Perhaps the TDSA should think about running the Am Jam as a "Members only" tournament so that members only can benifit from the 200%+ payout.

will the players packs consist of "members only" jackets?

Well I don't know. I love dogs and cats just like everybody else but this time around I think I'm going to re-direct my $100 donation towards some tee-signs for Moose.:cool:

Public Announcement....

The cracked and crumbling tee pad that everyone has been using on # 3 Bear's Lair is officially gone!!!

The County Park "Bark" squad broke up and removed the rest of it this week so no more "which tee do I use, which tee do I use" questions.

Future plan is to pour a new one south and in the woods to avoid getting bombed from # 2's pad.

Until then, wear a hard hat.:rolleyes:

... the 'old' tee-pad will serve well ; always has ... (future may find that concrete slab drug-up-forward to a new position) ... it's all good ...
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... "Friday Nite Flights" ... this very night ...

... Sign-em-ups from 6:30pm ... free-CTP-prize and partner-draw commencing at 7:30pm ... attend ... jump on in ... get logged-in for a Poker Chip ... win BIG cash (or however much there is) ... these mullies support the County United Way Event the next morning ... ENJOY ...

ATTENTION DISC GOLFERS AND LIGHT TRIPPERS!!!


The TDSA Electric Blue Mothership has once again landed at Chandler Park for the holidays.

Chandler Park will be ablaze with the sights and sounds of the holiday spirit during November and December with our annual �LIGHTS ON THE HILL� display. Take a drive �on the hill� through three miles of bright lights and whimsical displays in celebration of Christmas. In addition to the light displays, they will offer horse drawn carriage rides and hot chocolate. No admission fee.

It�s open 6pm-9pm every Friday, Saturday, & Sunday night through to the New Year.

Check out the TDSA Electric Blue Mothership while you�re out there. It�s SO bright it can be seen from outer space.:o

This is the same spaceship formally owned by George Jetson, Yoda, and ET before it was crash landed in the New Mexico desert by Wayne Forest years ago. Wayne escaped but the Government hid the ship in Area 51 for years. It wasn�t until just last year and much legal wrangling the TDSA was able to acquire it.

Now it�s here to BEAM YOU UP!!!:)

Other Chandler happenings for the month of December�.

FURDOG'S LASER LIGHT AND FOG SHOW!!!

Exact time and date TBA / Bring your sunglasses...

BRUNCH WITH SANTA!!!

Saturday December 18th 11am-2pm

Brunch with Santa will be held at the new Chandler Park Community Center. This is a free event offered by the Tulsa County Parks Department. It is limited to 150 people. Free tickets were made available Monday, November 15 at the Chandler Park Community Center so I don�t know if there are any left but you never know.

Enjoy brunch with Santa and the elves! Santa will be serving eggs, bacon, sausage, ham & turkey sandwiches, fruit, pastries and a whole lot more. Cooking, arts & crafts, games, �Jupiter Jump� and lots of food!

slim special at 1pm today... from the guy who first brought you 18 ctp's in a single round!

$15 entry gets you tourney entry (divisional play), ace pot (to be thrown off for if not hit) and 18 CASH ctp's.

it's cold as [email protected] out there today so dress warmly.

hand warmers or hot cocoa or both recommended :)

see you there.

The mini is canceled. This is per slim. Some other event has the whole park taken over. I know there will be some playing black about 1:30

There was a huge bicycle race at chandler today. Basically out of 36 holes, 6 were playable.

On a good note, check out basket 1 on Moose. Gumby added a set of chains and it looks great.

I am not sure if these bike races are going to be ongoing but if so we need a schedule from the park..

There was a huge bicycle race at chandler today. Basically out of 36 holes, 6 were playable.

On a good note, check out basket 1 on Moose. Gumby added a set of chains and it looks great.

I am not sure if these bike races are going to be ongoing but if so we need a schedule from the park..

for the dozen or folks that were already out there, we just played 3 loops of holes 13-18 because they refused to allow me to cancel the mini. :)

we made the best of a bad situation.

It would have been great to see furdog racing around that track on his tricycle.

Hey Hutch,

Here's to you,....sucking my...

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/e/u/eujjgc96bhknkh9.jpg

:p

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On a good note, check out basket 1 on Moose. Gumby added a set of chains and it looks great.
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Ok, here's what I'm hearing from my park guy about the incident that happened last night on my mountain.

Evidentially, one of the disc golfers on Moose shanked his drive into some old man's car and then proceeded to rude, obnoxious, and dis-repectful when the old man confronted him about it. The old man then got PO�d and ran over one of the baskets on Moose with his car and as he was speeding off he accidentally drove his car over one of the cliffs out there.

The rude disc golfer then took off but when the sheriff arrived and questioned some of the other players on the course they said that it was Bryan Hinds.:cool:

Way to represent us buddy!!!:mad:

Are you serious???????????????????

Can you say....BANNED FOR LIFE!!!!:mad:

I can!!!:cool:

Bubba and Hinds in one week!!!

Awesome...

... s p e e c h l e s s ...

DURRRRR... Let's bill Bryan for the basket!

If this is true...the LEAST he could do is replace the basket out of his own pocket.

Yeah well somebody needs to PM me with Hinds phone # and address so I can pass it on to the old man for some payback of a different kind.

Yeah well somebody needs to PM me
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I don't say ban hinds from chandler, I say sentence him to chandler

I don't say ban hinds from chandler, I say sentence him to chandler

Watch your mouth Taxboy!!!

Everybody knows you sneak out there after closing and take a butt whooping from the Moose and Bear!!!

Do I have to bring out the infra-red night vision video as evidence???:rolleyes:

http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2011/20110314_ChandlerParkCarI.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTMKi1wrLltDbO9wJujtLZ3577WXI0i bWztUhh6rFUPR6fUBRh

Just found this too:

http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=14251216

Yep. All that because one disc golfer's mis-guided shank and dis-respect resulting in the death of an innocent basket and a near fatal accident by an old man pushed over the edge.

http://pixhost.info/avaxhome/2007-08-01/Fish.AinYRt.BitinFM.Cover.jpg

Yes they are. You just can't see them because they are not "current" PDGA members.

Furdog should post this on Facebook, there's all kind of stuff about Furdog on Facebook, Furdog's not on there so we all talk all kinds of stuff about him

Hinds is waiting on his PDGA membership to process so he can get on here, until then, we are all trashing Furdog on Facebook :p

I will be known by my enemies long before I ever meet them my friend.

Ok, after further indepth investigation, Bryan Hinds has officially been cleared of contributing or causing the "incident" and his is no longer a suspect.

His bannishment has been resended and we should all now accept him back into "the herd". :)

On the other hand, the county sheriff is now seeking to question Connor Michaels, the original witness that fingered Hinds for the crime in the first place.

I personally don't know the guy but I heard he was Wayne's partner at the GCD.

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... Connor Michaels ...

I personally don't know the guy but I heard he was Wayne's partner at the GCD.
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... and a GREAT one he was ... I only WISH I had his drives for the upcoming Showdown at The Lodge ... maybe I learned something just watching those Rockets fly ? ... probably not ...

All you need is a Ram and a putter!!!

All you need is a Ram and a putter!!!
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... in SOME cases and places , yes ... BUT ... that partner-last-weekend was screaming "bullets" at the green ... something VERY HANDY for The Lodge Courses ...

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Ace pot starts at $50 ...
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... leads me to believe that CHANDLER ACE POT will begin this 2011 season (tonight) with at-least-50(plus)-bucks and whatever entries there are this fine Thursday evening , ay ? ...