NICE shot Jay! :D
Did pawhuska get hit by that storm?

That right man!!! Jay Slack, called it and then made it happen. First ace ever. :)

Way to go bro!!!! :cool:

Pro:
Coda Hatfield 44
Billy Swanson 48
Wayne Gregory 49
Big Nic 50
Kyle Razmus 54

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 52
Carolyn McCarty 68

Am:
Jay Slack 49
Orville Wagoner 50
Jeremy Geiger 51
Snakeskin 52
Russell Young 52
Matt Razmus 53

CTP # 1 / Shana Swanson

Ace # 10 / Jay Slack

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Thanks to everyone that came out.
:)

NICE shot Jay! :D
Did pawhuska get hit by that storm?



i know they got hit
i do not know how bad

Congrats Jay, I knew you had it in you . Was it a skip in or a fly in , what disc ?

Well I didn't see it. All I know is there was about a 20-30 wind up there with the beginnings of a storm blowing in and above it all Jay prevailed. :cool:

From now on I'm going to refer to it as "The Slack Attack" . :D

Slack is the man....BABE RUTH style :cool:I'm givin' you $5 on that when I get to Tulsa just for that kinda' Karma ;)

thanks t dogg
i even called it again on the tee

Good job Jay, couldn't have happened to a better person. :D

Well.....if could of happened to me. :( ;)

But, I don't see Jay out there very much and with all the great tournament support he has provided from Twisted Tacos to that great breakfast he provided Marie and I at CS, yes he indeed deserved this. :cool:

I'm next though. :D

I agree that you also deserve one. But wouldn't it be better to clean out the Treat's ace pot instead of your own?

Yes.....It would. :cool:

Mine's at zero right now. :(

McCoy WINS the grand prize drawing of the trip to the Japan Open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's awesome

Hope that comes with lunch money. :D

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If anybody out there needs some good reliable transportation, cheap, I have 5 vehicles in the auction tomorrow. Four of them run darn good and will probably go cheap. Lots of electrical and heat and air stuff. Jon boat on a trailer, 2007 John Deere riding lawn mower, heavy duty utility trailer, lots of stuff. Give me a call if you have any questions. 918-724-3121

Great shooting Shana! 52 and CTP! Nice job!

And congrats on your first ever ace Jay!!! I'm still waiting...hope it's not 12 years for me though!

Yes.....It would. :cool:

Mine's at zero right now. :(



Where is your seed pot Furdog??? (Can't wait for repsonses to this question :D)

Lately people have been hitting them so regular, the seed pot never seems to build.

Maybe I should sell mulligans to jack up the ace pot a little. :confused:

TONIGHT!!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!!!! :cool:

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Are you tired of showing up at your favorite DG course and having to bring your waders with you? :p

Are you tired of having to pay outrageous boat fees just to get your John boat through the gates at Mohawk only to have your boat tip over when it hits an underwater basket?. :confused:

Have you ever face planted in six inches of muddy water trying to get away from the snake that five seconds before you thought was just a piece of floating driftwood?

If so then come and play �Furdog�s Miracle Super Absorbent Shammy Course� !!! :)

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Ten inches of rain in two weeks preventing you from hitting the DG links? :mad:

That�s no problem at �Furdog�s Miracle Super Absorbent Shammy Course� where IT NEVER FLOODS!!! :cool:

The secret lies within the top secret highly scientific and tested method of intelligent thought, planning, and development. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Don�t settle for imitations. City parks just can�t measure up.

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How much would you pay for a deal like this? $100?.....$200? :o

Well here at �Furdog�s Miracle Super Absorbent Shammy Course� we say that�s too friggin high!!!!! :mad:

Right now you can get it all for only $19.95. That�s right friends�.the Shammy course, the no-flooding guarantee, & all the DG you can throw a disc at for only $19.95!!!!

But wait,��through this special PDGA board offer, we�re slashing the price to only $5. That�s right. Only $5 and you won�t have to drive home afterwards wearing soggy socks. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Call now!!!!.....Operators are NOT standing by.

Jesus walked on water but you can�t so fly free and live high and dry tonight at �Furdog�s Miracle Super Absorbent Shammy Course�!!!
:)

Sorry buddy, we will be volunteering our efforts at Black Hawk and we're doing it for free not for the money like you. :p

Don�t settle for imitations. City parks just can�t measure up.





Haikey's a county park and it's been closed for Months.

Dolese is closed right now. A tornado hit the Island Holes. The city is out there now cleaning it up.

Well that's true. Maybe the westside Chandler crew is just better staffed. I don't know. :confused:

Sorry buddy, we will be volunteering our efforts at Black Hawk and we're doing it for free not for the money like you. :p



Wow Dave�..Thanks for the guilt trip. :(... You�re so full of it. You remind me of �Everybody Loves Raymond� �s mother.

Two weeks ago, 19 pros , 3 ams. How much money did I make off you pros? :confused:

Last week, 7 pros, 6 ams. I really cleaned up on that one. Can you give me the number of that maid you pay to clean your house every other week? :)


As a TDSA TD I�ve been told not to cancel a scheduled mini and you�re suggesting that I should and further more your insinuating that I�m greedy and just doing it for the money? Well you know what you can do with that. :p

The TDSA made the money Dave and not much at that.

Tomorrow I�ll be sure and post the names of all the "sinners" that do show up tonight so you can belittle and judge them in your standard Gladis Kravitz way.

On top of that Gladis, you still owe me $5 camping fee for CS. Pay up or I'll put you on the doesn't pay list with the guy who wrote me the hot check. :mad:

Sorry buddy, we will be volunteering our efforts at Black Hawk and we're doing it for free not for the money like you. :p



Wow Dave�..Thanks for the guilt trip. :(... You�re so full of it. You remind me of �Everybody Loves Raymond� �s mother.

Two weeks ago, 19 pros , 3 ams. How much money did I make off you pros? :confused:

Last week, 7 pros, 6 ams. I really cleaned up on that one. Can you give me the number of that maid you pay to clean your house every other week? :)


As a TDSA TD I�ve been told not to cancel a scheduled mini and you�re suggesting that I should and further more your insinuating that I�m greedy and just doing it for the money? Well you know what you can do with that. :p

The TDSA made the money Dave and not much at that.

Tomorrow I�ll be sure and post the names of all the "sinners" that do show up tonight so you can belittle and judge them in your standard Gladis Kravitz way.


Don't sweat it dog, those that play tonight wouldn't come to the Hawks to work if you had no mini they would just play outlaw some where.
I wish I could be out and help weeknights but all I get to do is look at the back end of a freight trailer till way past dark.
And if being a TD was a money making deal I would be running 5 nights a week instead of unloading trucks!

if being a TD was a money making deal .....



Wise would be all over it and probably hire an illegal to run his minis for him. :p

we know you dont know, now quit talking out yourbutt :oand remember it was at a "city park" where the worlds was , you mutt. Chandler is on a hill, you know,like the one you are always looking up to twoputt on :D,and haikey is flat and by a "creek" ,go figure... it stays wet longer... :eek: go fetch...

if being a TD was a money making deal .....



Wise would be all over it and probably hire an illegal to run his minis for him. :p

:confused:no wise was probably against the river tax and I know he is for house bill 1804... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

remember it was at a "city park" where the worlds was ,



Yeah that�s right Zook. I remember spending a weekend in the woods at Chandler cutting trees when Chandler was supposed to be in the Am Worlds mix. I guess you weren�t there. You must have had a baseball game or maybe you were out screwing over Standingbear and the county parks department to get it moved to Mohawk :p.

It all turned out great for Am Worlds but if you run your pyramid business anything like you pick land to put a DG course on then I would suggest you not give up your day job feeding squirrels and selling Christmas trees during the holiday season. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Mohawk is great most of the year,�..when it�s not underwater. :(

Kelly Lane is great,�.when it�s not underwater. Does anybody know who the TD is out there? :confused:

Anymore rain on Mohawk and Wayne will probably have to hire lifeguards and hand out life jackets at the GTO.

Mini Results for Thursday May 8th.

Pro:
Coda Hatfield 42
Josh Crowl 42
Joel Woody 42
Greg Winsworth 45
Brad HOI 46
Paul Dorries 49
Billy Swanson 53

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 56

Am:
Russell Young 48
Orville Wagoner 49
Doug Duff 51

Nov:
Wade Largent 50
Austin Thornton 52
Mike Carmichael 52
Kent Vanbuskirk 53
Joe Carter 53
George Van 55

CTP # 10 / Joel Woody

Thanks to all that came out. :cool:

Twoputt, these people are all now available for your public flogging. :o

Tonight....Tonight.....Tonight!!!!! :cool:

Is free mully night and the Moose will be Loose!!!! :)

There will also be a brief statement on the errors of being a discussion narc when turning your friends into the PDGA monitors.

If you miss it this week don't worry. You can catch it in the weeks to come.

Only a few weeks left before the construction begins and the short course gets re-arranged.

Come get some before it's gone for good. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Tonight....Tonight.....Tonight!!!!! :cool:

There will also be a brief statement on the errors of being a discussion narc when turning your friends into the PDGA monitors.





Can't wait to hear this rant. :o /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

What???....You didn't catch it on "America's Most Wanted" last night? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....It might have been on "Cops", I can't remember.

Who said you were invited anyway??? You should stay home and report your neighbors for parking their cars in their yards.

Since when do publicly posted TDSA minis require an invite?

I don't know. Ask the guy that wrote me the hot check at CS and see if he thinks I'm going to let him in. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You don't want to come out there Dave. Mohawk has always been a better place for you when you're hiding out and on the lamb. :p

Mohawk will always be the better place to be, except tonight. :o

I think tonight in your face is the place to be. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Fine. I'll let the sheriff know so they can get the chopper in the sky.

I'll bring the air horn, the mace, trash bag, & the duct tape also just in case.

Bring the $5 you owe me for sneaking your woman in to camp at CS.

Also, I just bought some new glasses so don't go punching anybody. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Screw the new glasses, you need to get somehting for your memory. I seem to remember the fee being waived, it had to do with some kind of breakfast you got on Sunday morning. But I won't quibble over the $5, I know you still need to eat lunch next week.

As for the air horn, mace, trash bag & duct tape, you just need to leave all your lil toys at home.

and don't be paying out the ams with the lightning crap either.

youre right dave , mohawk will always be a betyter place than the hill, ....dawg you just cant measure up, so go chew on your balls....... that you stole from the ball field.

Great. I see you brought your sheep into the conversation now. .... He's been hiding from me for a long time. :o
Bring him out tonight and I'll find a card other than "Junior" to put you both on. :)

No "the fee" was never waived. You didn't tell me Slack or Twisted was charging for that breakfast at CS. You have more grey hair than I do and you're younger than I am so don't talk to me about "memory loss". Quit trying to screw the Parks department out of their money. :mad:

You really need to stay home tonight. This will not be a good night for you. I've got a whole bunch of people including your ex-wife lined up to offer commentary on you.

You don't turn your buddy into the PDGA discussion board police!!!!

Did you tell Julie what you did? If so then bring her because maybe she can explain your actions. If this was the mafia they would consider that to be "ratting" someone out. :p

You made it clear there was no buddy arrangement when you tired to make something out of nothing and pit two people against each other that you claim are both firends. :o

Sounds like you need to re-evaluate what a firend is.

If this WAS the mafia, they wouldn't waste their time clicking a notify button, they would have just taken you out ofter your first post. :o

And you got what from the PDGA police? A ticket? Probation? Suspension? Nope, none of those, you got an email warning you of your actions. :o Oh what a shame! You poor poor thing. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Some good action today. There are so few people on the board now-a-days that we have to find some sort of entertainment :DAfter CS I called out a lousy volunteer which I'm sure provided entertainment for some lurkers. I still don't regret calling that "great volunteer" out.

Hey Furdog are you on probation? This censorship crap on the board is really a bunch of hogwash if you ask me. People think this board is f*****g church, this is a "pay to post" message board and we can't even be honest without worrying about getting suspended or put on probation. I laugh at people who think you can't post anything negative on this board. If a person wants to post their view or feeling about a matter let the son of a beetch do it without getting hammered by the church goers. If I offend you by posting honest feelings then I say SCREW YOU get over it -OR- post something back at me cuz you won't hurt my feelings!

Sorry had to get that out, back to whatever.

I agree with the censorship BS. For a while way back even the word censorship was censored. :o

The PDGA can't get a membership out in the mail in less than 3-4 months, the new mag is behind, the BOD is always behind, players constantly saying that their emails are never answered BUT within 30 minutes of FurDog's posts the moderators have, read, pulled and publicly warned FurDog.. :o
30 minutes! if it was that long. :o

You made it clear there was no buddy arrangement when you tired to make something out of nothing and pit two people against each other that you claim are both firends. :o

<font color="red">Well now that it's gone and nobody can read it it's really easy for you to say that but that is no defense based on both you &amp; Andrews past history from tearing me down reletlessly. We all do it. Did I call the monitor on you? :confused: No because that is censorship. You never touch the moderator button on your friends without PM'ing them first.

<font color="red"> YOU INVITED "THE EVIL" IN!!!! :( </font>

All I was doing was shedding some comic relief on what was related to me as a funny incident in hopes that one of you two would expound on it. Obviously I didn't know that you would be embarrassed or ashamed by it. You never seem to be embarrassed or ashamed by anything else you do. :confused: I would have offered pay for part of Opie's glasses though.

You were my mentor OB1 from day one when I first got on this board and now I feel you have turned to the dark side by bringing the monitor in. I remember back in the John Green days and the overly heated conversations that you were part off. What I did was nothing like that. </font>

Sounds like you need to re-evaluate what a firend is.

<font color="red">Yeah that's right. A friend wouldn't send me a PM after I just paid $140 bucks for a disc at a silent auction and remind me that I could have gotten it on E-bay for $50. </font>

If this WAS the mafia, they wouldn't waste their time clicking a notify button, they would have just taken you out ofter your first post. :o....<font color="red">Isn't that what you're coming up tonight for? </font>

And you got what from the PDGA police? A ticket? Probation? Suspension? Nope, none of those, you got an email warning you of your actions. :o Oh what a shame! You poor poor thing. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



<font color="red">Dave, do you like anyone other than your wife telling you what you can do or say???....:confused:

Victory over you is ultimately what I got. Two kids wrestled on the playground and one of them got hurt and went and told the teacher. Just like gradeschool all over again. You are now my grasshopper. </font> :D

<font color="red">If you want I'll rent a couple of Sumo outfits and we can settle this tonight. ;)....I'll have copies of my original deleted post for everyone to read and then I'll put it to a vote. If you lose then consider yourself "voted" off the mountain for 3 months. :D Majority rulz!!!!</font>

You made it clear there was no buddy arrangement when you tired to make something out of nothing and pit two people against each other that you claim are both firends. :o

<font color="red"> You never touch the moderator button on your friends without PM'ing them first. <font color="blue"> I did PM you first, you were just too busy laughing at your own work</font>
All I was doing was shedding some comic relief in my normal way on what was related to me as a funny incident in hopes that one of you two would expound on it. <font color="blue"> Like I said earlier, there was nothing to expound about </font> Obviously I was wrong and I didn't know that you would be embarrassed or ashamed by it. You never seem to be embarrassed or ashamed by anything else you do. :confused: I would have offered pay for part of Opie's glasses though. <font color="blue"> The point you keep missing is there was nothing to be embarrased about, nothing happened. </font>

You were my mentor OB1 from day one when I first got on this board <font color="blue"> you had low standards to begin with </font> and now I feel you have turned to the dark side by bringing the monitor in. I remember back in the John Green days and the overly heated conversations that you were part off. What I did was nothing like that. <font color="blue">you're right we had valid points to argue, we didn't make it up </font> </font>

Sounds like you need to re-evaluate what a firend is.

<font color="red">Yeah that's right. A friend wouldn't send me a PM after I just paid $140 bucks for a disc at a silent auction and remind me that I could have gotten it on E-bay for $50. <font color="blue"> I wasn't at the auction, how was I to know that you would do that? But I thought I'd better tell you before you bought two more. :o </font> </font>

If this WAS the mafia, they wouldn't waste their time clicking a notify button, they would have just taken you out ofter your first post. :o....<font color="red">Isn't that what you're coming up tonight for? <font color="blue"> I refuse to answer that for fear of self incrimination </font> </font>

And you got what from the PDGA police? A ticket? Probation? Suspension? Nope, none of those, you got an email warning you of your actions. :o Oh what a shame! You poor poor thing. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



<font color="red">Dave, do you like anyone other than your wife telling you what you can do or say???....:confused:

Victory over you is ultimately what I got. Two kids wrestled on the playground and one of them got hurt and went and told the teacher. Just like gradeschool all over again. You are now my grasshopper. <font color="blue"> and like any grasshopper, I spit on you! :o</font> </font> :D

<font color="red">If you want I'll rent a couple of Sumo outfits and we can settle this tonight. ;) <font color="blue"> Okay, just grab two pair of your moose jammies and a couple of tee shirts :o</font> ....I'll have copies of my original deleted post for everyone to read and then I'll put it to a vote. If you lose then consider yourself "voted" of the mountain for 3 months. :D Majority rulz!!!!</font>

I prefer duel by "Supersoaker". And don't be trying to grab my private parts either. Marie has them arranged just the way she likes them. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Folded under. :o :p

Folded under. :o :p



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Connors, so far I haven't seen my name on the list so it may just be a warning which I didn't think was allowed. How Dave knows all the details I don't know other than he probably did more than just push the button and was probably on the phone to the monitor directly to insure that it was done within thirty minutes or less. I guess his role at Am Worlds still has some perks. Next time you see him look into his eyes and see if you can see a man of total honesty there. ;)

Did you even get to read the post? The fact that it now shows to be deleted makes it look worse than it was and if it was such a "non-issue" as I agree that is was, why would Dave not see that everyone would have interpreted it the same way? :confused:

Bringing the monitor in IMO shows that in his mind, I had stolen his goat and was eating it too. I posted it on my thread on a boring day in which nobody was talking.

If you know anyone that sells goats then let Dave know because I hear he's looking for a new one. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Folded under. :o :p



No. Marie calls it "The Erector Set" because there are many screws that come with it along with a crane to get me up and out of bed in the morning. :)

You must be thinking of your own toy box. :o:D

you guys are phuking awesome

like i clone i just spit up my lunch on my keyboard

The problem with erector sets is they only let you build very small models of the real thing and they never work right. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :o

They work better than the plastic Leggo set you give your wife every Christmas. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Don't try and be my friend now. You're like the little brother I tried to flush in the bathroom at a truckstop in Arizona when my parents took me on vacation when I was a kid.

My wife, my wife, my wife............. Is that the best you got? Slamming a woman? I'm a MAN! I'm 40!
Come after me if you want some one. :o

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I wasn't slamming your wife but I might have been slamming a woman. I don't know. :confused:

Are you going to report me for that too? :(

This is getting me through the day guys...KEEP IT UP!! :D

I wasn't slamming your wife but I might have been slamming a woman. I don't know. :confused:

Are you going to report me for that too? :(




If you don't know how to tell the difference between this
http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/three%20hands/infosteps/fullsize/8534_475c884892842.jpg

and this
http://antwerp.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/randb_fake_virgin.jpg

Then you have way more problems than me clicking any buttons. :o

My post was just like everything else I post on here. Over your head and dripping off the ceiling. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'll see if I can find a translator for you for tomorrows posts wars. :cool:

conners
you could have went to furdog when you had a problem with me and you chose not too so don't say another word amout me on the board. If you have a problem be man enough to talk to me. karla

:o

Results for Thursday May 22nd.

Pro Men:
Coda Hatfield 40
Dave �The Snitch� Wise 46
Billy Swanson 46
Orville Wagonor 48
Dan �The Donkey� Bougher 50
Harry Hinshaw Jr. 51
Harry Hinshaw Sr. 52

Pro Women:
Shanna Swanson 57
Teresa Duff 58
Susan Johua 60
Carolyn McCarty 68

Am:
Lee Joshua 44
Snakeskin 51
John Nobles 54
Jay Slack 57

Nov:
Dennis Minnick 59
Dave Bennitt 52
Kent Vanbushirk 52

CTP: Harry Hinshaw Jr. # 12

Thanks to everyone that came out except �The Snitch�.

conners
you could have went to furdog when you had a problem with me and you chose not too so don't say another word amout me on the board. If you have a problem be man enough to talk to me. karla



Don't be starting a fight on my thread. This thread is for me to air my rants only. You and Connors need to go start your own thread and fight there. I promise I'll tune into any mud slingin that goes on as soon as I'm done trashing "The Snitch". ;)

They could call us snitch and snatch. :D

how did the Sumo match end up?

I was there, he chose not to even get out of his truck. :mad:


All talk, no walk!

Big hat, no cows! :o

You still around?....I thought I put you in your place last night. You're lucky I didn't conduct a vote to kick you off the mountain. I was going to but Coda said you do bring some value to his bank account. You didn't grab anybody's private parts on the course last night did you? I noticed Andrew wasn't there so I figured you guys must be getting a divorce and you were out looking for some strange.

Big hat, no cows! :o



I thought you were my cow. :confused:

Only when I need milking. :o

Well Snitch this ain't over. There's a long holiday weekend coming up and I know where you're going to be so you can expect a water balloon attack at anytime. Hopefully you will have "The Runt" with you and I can take him out also and save the next generation from your evil doings.

You can't even hit a basket with a disc, how do you expect to it me with a water ballon? :o

Anyone up for golf today?

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I'm sure Andrew will play with you. Try not to cross your legs and break his glasses this time.

Just because thats what happens to you when we play, you shouldn't wish that on others. :o

The only problem when you and I play is you unzipping my pants, sticking your head out and asking what hole we're on. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Your buddy Zooc does the same thing. :o

Easy there buddy, you seem to be confusing your dreams with reality again.
:o
Don't make me click some buttons here. :o:D

Anyone up for golf today?

232-8562

What that 67 at Blackhawk didn't damper your ambitions? Try 69 this time. It would be a more enjoyable round for the both of you. I'm begining to think that the 50 something rounds you brag to me about are just the wishfull dreams of a DG dinosaur. ;)

I was there, he chose not to even get out of his truck. :mad:


All talk, no walk!


not only did he not get out of his truck
he left his seat belt on just in case :cool:

o and where was the mulians by the looks of my score i needed it
:(

Big hat, no cows! :o

conners
you could have went to furdog when you had a problem with me and you chose not too so don't say another word amout me on the board. If you have a problem be man enough to talk to me. karla



you have a pm /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

you need to quit with the homsexual talk, save that for when you hang out at the riverside bathroom :o

Well maybe the reason you never run mini's at Kelly Lane is because you're too busy supervising the activities at Turkey Mountain. :o

I'm still waiting for our big DG showdown at Chandler. How long are you going to keep using your family as an excuse not to show up? :confused:

thats a county riverparks park :confused: you should know.. I use my family as my "excuse " as long as it takes for you to realize my life is not disc all the time... :o :D

the challenge can be when ever, you have been busy with the glorified mini on the hill /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Well show up next Thursday and pack your bags because the loser has to leave town and spend the night with the pug dogs in the dog house at "The Snitch's" house. That shouldn't be a problem for you since you and "The Snitch" are both from the same litter.

Don't worry. Your family probably won't miss you as much as you would like to believe. :D

By the way. I hear there's a new road tax that's going to public for a vote soon and I'm going to vote NO because the roads are fine in my neighborhood. Next time they vote for City park employee raises I'm going to vote NO also. ;)

glad theres no vote on my raise :)I'll take my % in Jan. agian :eek: :D

Well I doubt whether it will be enough to move you out of SAPulpa so you better start turning in every aluminum can you can get your hands on.

How is your pyramid business doing? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I wouldnt be involved with a scheme as you suggest. You should stick to lickin dogs balls, and be happy with your income :confused:

Ok, I'm here. Is that the best you have?

I was in the military for a little while but they kicked me out for dropping bombs in the latrine. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

What about the hidden camera's out at Mohawk? You didn't answer my question. :(.....Hurry up before "The Snitch" gets here. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I am sure you have plenty of camera equipment Furdog...remember the last time your little Moose wandered off...

...and the ensuing stalker period you went through. . .

Making sure no other "hunters" got her in "there scopes"...

Come on man, you must have a whole Kodak catalog!

Hey before you start talking about my Moose you need to get a Moose of your own first.

That's what happens when you turn 21. You have your first drink, go to a strip bar, and in a hungover stuper the next day you hit on the first legal assistant that gives you your orders in the morning. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Five years later your divorced with have two kids, you didn't finish school, and you're using your lawyer skills to try and get out of paying kid support. ;)

BTW, Marie said that's why you trash Legal Assistants because they are the one's currently ordering you around.

The "MP's" told me to be quiet :cool:

Dog, you been watchin too much "BostonLegal", waiting for the klingons to show up... and leave Red alone, hes goog country folk like myself.... :D

hes goog country folk like myself.... :D



Sounds like you guys spend most of your time watching "Hee Haw" together so neither one of you have any reason to complain about driving on Tulsa's "dirt" roads. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Vote No on the road tax.....or just tax the SAPulpeeans. :cool:

/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gifby golly, i meanted to sey GOOD, not goog ,... thats muh doggie..

Zooc, whats the deal?

did they catch you with those fake limbs in your truck and put you riding a desk all day? :o:D

/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gifby golly, i meanted to sey GOOD, not goog ,... thats muh doggie..



You meanted to say? meanted?

Uh-oh.....Who let "The Snitch" in? :(

Sorry hairball but I have been strickened with work. :o

No problem "Snitch".

Julie shouldn't have to do EVERYthing ALL the time. It's nice to see that she can take a day off for a change.

Any time she wants, just like me. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Possible thread drift, Mohawk is closed today in case you were headed that way...

That explains why Zook has been hanging around here singing "Thank God I'm a country boy!!!".

The rumour must have been correct. They are probably installing the "weed" security cameras in the woods as we speak.

I'll bet some of those deer running around out there are probably DEA in costume. :o

PLAY CHANDLER PARK WHERE IT NEVER FLOODS!!!!! :cool:

"The Snitch's" buddy Zooc......In hiding.....

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Twoputt and Opie......Together again minus the broken glasses......

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Why HairBall never plays

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/fat20cat_2.jpg

I think you have used that one before but thanks anyway for the new avatar buddy. :cool:

Now grow an imagination and maybe you won't have to use "snitching" and "fighting" as your only options.

I'll be holding another seminar on the errors of "ratting" people out tomorrow on the mountain. You need to go to anger management first before you can attend. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....I believe Jerry will be running some classes tonight at Hunter. ;)

/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....I believe Jerry will be running some classes tonight at Hunter. ;)



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... nah ... we'll be "moon-lit" at McClure tonight ...

Well that might require a little anger management too. ;)

Why HairBall never plays

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/fat20cat_2.jpg

Dave, I always suspected he was just a little puzzzzzy, no fight in the "dog"... guess we'll have to call him "Felix". :D

If you'll notice, there are no balls to scratch either. :o

Who needs balls when I got you two bouncing off each other. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Tonight....Tonight.....Tonight!!!!

Furdog's Mountain 6pm....

Free park entry!!!! :)

Free mulligans!!!! :cool:

Free Anger Management Classes for Twoputt. :o

Plus.....Part 2 of the "Don't be a Rat" seminar.

You've played the rest,.....now play the best!!!! :cool:

Come get some!!!! ;)

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If you show up tonight be carefull. I don't want you whining because I accidentally stepped on your rat tail.

The Truth will be known to all about you Finkster. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You should make like your buddy Zuke and go hide your head under a rock because it's going to rain on your dumpsterfest.

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Be carefull tonight, things have an ugly way of turning around. :o
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Are you talking about the time you ratted security on the guy who was diving for discs in the pond and wouldn't sell you back one of yours for $1? So he goes and key'd "AH" on the hood of your Avalanche. :(

Man that really would have ticked me off. :mad:

If that guy shows up at Chandler I'll make sure I put him on your card. ;)

Yea, those guys are a real class act. They make white trash look good. Doesn't surprise me though, I notice they like to hang around you at Chandler. :o

Well actually I met the guy that did it though he didn't admit it. He never seems to play in the mini's. He runs the Anti-Twoputt Fan club. I thought you guys were going to duke it out that one night. I would have had your back on that one.

I wouldn't key your car. I just pee on your wheels. You don't think I hang in the parking lot for nothing do you? I got all four of yours last week. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You know what they say about cat pee. Your chrome should be peeling off any day now. :D

Ok. Twoputt just sent me a PM admitting the error of his ways and apoligizing for being a "Snitch" so the seminar and speech for tonight has been cancelled. Anybody that knows him probably realizes how hard that must have been for him to admit that I was right and he was wrong so please try and not give him too much crap over it. The guy evidentally has "feelings". /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

On a side note, I will be offering FREE GAS tonight. As soon as Dave is on the course and out of sight, everybody is free to pull up and siphon gas straight from his tank as soon as I'm done topping off mine. :)

Now, what other TD in town will offer you a deal like that???? :cool:

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! :mad:

I told you that I would admit you were wrong if you'd admit I was right and you agreed with me. :p

On a side note, I will be offering FREE GAS tonight.

Now, what other TD in town will offer you a deal like that???? :cool:


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... I'm offering "free gas" also at my "Flights" doubles events ... just pull my finger ...

That's ok. You can deny it here to save face but like you said in your PM. When you screw up and life brings you to your knees, now and like in the past, you have always looked up to me. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

That PM will be available for public viewing tonight at Furdog's Mobile Gas Station for all that are interested. :cool:

On a side note, I will be offering FREE GAS tonight.

Now, what other TD in town will offer you a deal like that???? :cool:


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... I'm offering "free gas" also at my "Flights" doubles events ... just pull my finger ...



Sorry, I forgot.

See everybody how great the TDSA is?

Forest offers natural gas AND a case of oil from time to time. :)

I believe Stacy and the Treat's will be handing out lumps of coal soon also. :cool:

On top of that everybody knows that Zooc guy is full of methane just waiting for someone to tap into that gold mine at Kelly Lane. ;)

What a fantastic group of people stepping up to provide not only their time, and also the basic common energy needs of all mankind. :)

Yes, please do bring out that PM, I would love to see it. :mad:

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Hey....be nice or I won't let you play on Coda's card. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

If you want to kick something there's always your bag. Bring your AAA card in case there's a big line at the free gas pump. I wouldn't want you stuck on the mountain by yourself after the gates close.

Results for Thursday May 29th.

Pro:
Coda Hatfield 39

His Victims:
Tony Walker 42 (another fine musician)
Paul Dorries 43
Josh Crowl 44
Devon Owens 44
Joel Wood 45
Dan �The Donkey� Bougher 45
Johnny Thompson 47
Sal Fellanto 47
Dave "The Reformed Snitch" Wise 47
Harlyn Unruh 49
Greg Winsworth 49

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 54
Carolyn McCarty 64

Pro Master:
Furdog 55

Pro Grand Master:
Billy Swanson 48
Wayne Gregory 51
Bud Johnson 52

Am:
Jesse Carlisle 47
Matt Shipley 48
Wade Largent 48
Randy Wilson 49
Russell Young 51
Jason McDaniel 51
Shane Kay 54
Andrew Zabsky 55

CTP:
Josh Crowl # 1

Ace:
Sal Fellanto # 16 :)

Dollar Awards: I�m not sure. I won a few but it seemed like a lost a few more than I took in. :(

Light of the Furry Moon Award: To the card of Devon Owens, Dan Bougher, Dave Wise, and I can�t remember who the other guy was.

Sorry guys but that is what happens when you throw in on and heckle the course pro on the card in front of you. You get the crack. It must have done something good for you guys though because a few of you were walking around like �tripods� for a few holes after that. :o

Next event: 1pm Saturday with Joyle Deering at McClure for �Sumpthing Special�.

Thanks to all that came out. :cool:

Results for Thursday May 29th.

Pro:
Coda Hatfield 39

His Victims:
Tony Walker 42 (another fine musician)
Paul Dorries 43
Josh Crowl 44
Devon Owens 44
Joel Wood 45
Dan �The Donkey� Bougher 45
Johnny Thompson 47
Sal Fellanto 47
Dave "The Reformed Snitch" Wise 47
Harlyn Unruh 49
Greg Winsworth 49

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 54
Carolyn McCarty 64

Pro Master:
Furdog 55

Pro Grand Master:
Billy Swanson 48
Wayne Gregory 51
Bud Johnson 52

Am:
Jesse Carlisle 47
Matt Shipley 48
Wade Largent 48
Randy Wilson 49
Russell Young 51
Jason McDaniel 51
Shane Kay 54
Andrew Zabsky 55

CTP:
Josh Crowl # 1

Ace:
Sal Fellanto # 16 :)

Dollar Awards: I�m not sure. I won a few but it seemed like a lost a few more than I took in. :(

Light of the Furry Moon Award: To the card of Devon Owens, Dan Bougher, Dave Wise, and I can�t remember who the other guy was.

Sorry guys but that is what happens when you throw in on and heckle the course pro on the card in front of you. You get the crack. It must have done something good for you guys though because a few of you were walking around like �tripods� for a few holes after that. :o

Next event: 1pm Saturday with Joyle Deering at McClure for �Sumpthing Special�.

Thanks to all that came out. :cool:

:mad:Thats the funniest thing I have seen. YOU WINNING MASTER.... YOU CANT HANG WITH THE JUNIORS WHY TANGLE WITH THE OLD BIG BOYS :confused:M, OH, i KNOW , YOU HIDE WHEN YOU CNAT FACE THE BEATING.. NO WONDER WE HAVENT HAD A MATCH :o:D

HECK, EVEN bUD BEAT YOU

Just bring it Lawnboy. :p

I was babysitting the old guys and I had Bud on my card. That speaks for itself. I think those guys pencil whipped my score. :confused:

But if that gives you enough confidence to quit �ducking� me and show up then fine. I�ll be out there every Thursday in June waiting for you to quit hiding behind you wife and kids. You remind me of the guys that would hide behind the girls in elementary school dodge ball. :o

I will elevate my game when you show up, not when I�m just out to drink beer and have fun. :cool:

You said your family wants you out of the house but you cling to them because you�re afraid they will pack up and move before you get back. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ;)

When are they going to begin construction??

I thought you were losing a few holes for awhile...

They are supposed to break ground any day now.

I'm going to relocate four or five baskets that are currently in the construction zone. Two tee pads we will probably reuse and there will probably be 3 grass pads until we can get some cement poured for them.

I'm ready to get it done one way or another so we can get on with the new course.

Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!

Is "Stormy Thursday" on the mountain.

Forty mph winds????....No big deal. :cool:

Bring your baseball bats in case any baseball sized hail falls from the sky and be ready to run at the sound of the horn because lightening + Furdog = bad hair day. :(

Twoputt has volunteered to lay across the hood of your car and protect it should hail happen to fall so come on out. :)

We will be playing "speed" golf so as the storms approach you will be running from basket to t-pad and you will have ten seconds to throw or you will take a penalty stroke. ;)

If a tornado shows up then don't worry. We will sacrifice the slowest player so the rest of us may live. :)

This could be the fastest ran mini in history.

You've played the rest now play the best!!!!! :cool:


Also, don't forget "Friday Night Flights / Chandler Edition" with the "Wayne'ster" tomorrow night. Come out for an evening with "The Forest". :cool:....One of America's National Historic Landmarks. :)

If a tornado shows up then don't worry. We will sacrifice the slowest player so the rest of us may live. :)




We? Rest of us?

I've seen you move dude, you'll be like the captain going down with his ship. :o

Maybe so but since you have a tendency to suck, you'll probably draw the tornado to us but I figure it will get you first thinking it's just picking up a lost child.

Lions, tigers, and flying Twoputt.....Oh my!!!!! :eek: :D

I feel sorry for the house or barn you may happen to fall on. ;)

But come out anyway. I'll give you a can of wax and you can wax and buff my truck with that "brillo pad" head of yours. :cool:

And bring that "Penny" guy out with you. I know he'll crack under extreme weather and that will be another pro stepping stone on my way to the top. :D

Looks like I got a personal invite. I wonder what kind of trouble I could cause on your mountain tonight?? If there is bad weather, I think I'll come out just to see what kind of rules I can break. See if "the Furdu" can make the correct rulings.

I have faith in your TD'ing skills Furdu, but you will be tested tonight. ;)

Bring it Penny and I'll put you on the card with Coda but you have to promise not to cave under the pressure of playing with us "SuperPros". :D

You need to get this hat just to warn everyone yo're full of it. :mad:

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-poo-head-099.jpg

or just get your hair cut :o
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What is that?.....A chocolate honeybun???? :)

You're just jealous because my course has 18 holes and your's only has 8-1/2. :p

You probably didn't even know it was there until Dan said something about it yesterday.

Your course has 19 holes, you forgot, you're the biggest hole out there. :o

Well I didn't see anyone asking you for your autograph at the GTO but maybe it was because you were too busy trying to be the John McEnroe of DG. ;)

I didn't see them asking for yours either. Of course I'm just a player, not a self proclaimed Course Pro, Tournament Director, Course Designer, King of the mountain [censored], like you. :o

You run things Soooooo smoothly up on the mountain, you should just make this your new logo. :o
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I didn't see them asking for yours either.

<font color="red">Next time you're at "The Lodge", ask Jim if he'll show it to you. Jim might have been drunk at the time but it doesn't matter. :D...I'm right there with Coda and some of the other great ones. </font> :cool:

Of course I'm just a player, not a self proclaimed Course Pro, Tournament Director, Course Designer, King of the mountain [censored], like you. :o



Course Pro?....I can't help what the TDSA designates me as on their flyers but I've got to admit it's a great club. :cool:

Tournament Director?.....I did the second CS just so you wouldn't be able to call me a "One &amp; Done" TD. :p

Course Designer?.....Not yet. Marie &amp; I are just donating the money for the baskets. You'll have to ultimately trash Joyle, Coda, Mike Treat and some of the other fine individuals who have offered to help with design. Existing course remod is scheduled for Saturday June 14th if you're interested.

King of the Mountain?....Yes, there are many like it but for now THIS ONE IS MINE!!!!!! :) ....Come back when you get one of your own. :p

You forgot.....

Professional Water Hydration Engineer

Dynamic Disc Flight Observer &amp; Emergency First Response Disc Locator. :)

Dead Rock Star Impersonator. :cool:

And thanks to you I shall now be considered a "Wholely Man". :)....Show up tonight and watch me part the skies and keep the cats &amp; dogs from raining down on your big head. :D

It's just like selling insurance buddy but without your Fikus tree clause. ;)

Okay, let get this straight, you showed up a whole 2 minutes before your event's 6:00pm start time, started late as ususal. :o PO'd one player on your card, PO'd another player who was only asking a question, created your own division so that you would be the only one in it, then to top it all off, you LIED about your score to the Tulsa World. You have never shot a 42 on any course, unless it was the front 9. :mad: You were the only one in the division, why lie about your score? :confused:


I would like to request from the TDSA at the next Administrators meeting to address your actions and propose a possible investigation into the financials of your events. If it is what I suspect, you should be stripped of any course pro recognitiion, TD responsibilities and be reduced in rank to a loud mouth novice again.

Turn in your pencil Hairball, your lies are now in print for the world to see. :o and get all your paperwork together, you'r going to need it for the TDSA audit.
I'm sure Andrew will be more than willing to conduct the audit. :o



Oh and congratulations to Doug MUFFon winning the CTP. :D

I will respond to your unsubstantiated accusations shortly. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Results for Windy Thursday June 5th.

Pro:
Coda Hatfield 41

Coda�s Roadkill:
Brad HOI 49
Chris Hicks 49
Doug Duff 55
Bennett Prestidge 57

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 57
Carolyn McCarty 70

Pro Master:
Furdog 52

Pro Grand Master:
Wayne Gregory 53
Billy Swanson 57

Am:
Leon Sanders 50
Logan Moody 52
Mat Hill 53
Orville Wagoner 54
Jeremy Geiger 54
Randy Wilson 54
Wade Largent 57
Greg Walton 58
Casey Fletcher 59

Nov:
Joe Carter 55
Austin Thornton 60

CTP# 12�..Doug Duff (I don�t know why they spelled it as �Muff� in the newspaper.) :confused:

Come out tonight for Friday Nights Flights with �The Wayne-ster� :)

To support his event at the mountain I will be putting up 5000 <font color="white">in pennies </font> as an ace pot if he has a minimum of 8 teams (16 people) and if he gets 12 (24 people) or more teams the I will jack that to 7500 <font color="white">in pennies </font> .

It�s Friday!!!! :cool:

It�s Nighttime!!!! :)

It�s for a good cause!!!! ;)

And I am personally challenging all the other TDSA TD�s (that means you Opie) to put your dollars where your mouth is and let�s rumble!!!!! :cool:

unsubstantiated accusations my azzzz! :mad:
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You've been caught! :o

... 2 - night ... just right ! ... come out 'n' play the Chandler "FurDog" MountainTop ... supporting the Double -O : going-on 8-years-strong ... :cool:

At least with you running it, it will start on time. :o

I am innocent of all these charges and will take Marie�s legal experience to defend me over Opie�s 200 hours of watching �Law &amp; Order� prosecution anytime.

I was there by 6pm and ran everyone out for a CTP while I filled out the cards.

There was one complainer but that�s only because you paid him to do it. :p

As far as I�m concerned if you�re going to come out and complain at my minis then you might as well stay home. The west side is a totally different time zone.

I�ve been out there at 5:30 before and everyone just mills around and doesn�t show up at the truck to pay until 5:55 or later anyway. That's how I met the guy who keyed your truck.

You say you would be the tough guy and turn them away but I have yet to see you do any TDSA TD�ing so your testimony here and in court is worthless as are your accusations. :p

Obviously it appears there are typo�s in the newspaper which is evident by the misspelling of Duff�s name and my score of 42. I did not post 42 here, I posted 52.

Unfortunately the cards for last night�s mini were sucked out the window as I was driving home last night. :(

My lawyer, Marie, has instructed me not to say anymore since I am now under investigation. Unfortunately that also puts my donation for tonight�s special Ace pot in jeopardy and it will be up to �The Wayne�sters� approval on whether or not that will still be accepted.

I thought I was doing something good to bring more players out for his event but now thanks to you I might have to re-direct that money for a nice meal tonight with Marie so we can conduct discussions on my future legal defense and my countersuit against Allied Insurance Azzociates.. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

... you guys crack me up ... :D

The fact that your results post was after Wise's accusation (of you giving 42 to the paper) completely nullifies the fact that you posted the "correct" score in your post.

Of course you would. You were probably drunk and thought, once you got to your name,"wouldn't that be funny if I said 42! I bet no one will see it!"

Scorecards blew out on the way home. Ha! Wasn't born yesterday.

I will initiate the audit. Scott, you should come prepared to defend yourself at the next admin meeting. Remember, in our system you are guilty until proven innocent.

I don't remember the last time I have even seen Furdog bring money in.

But dad and I have talked for some time about having TD's bring in their sign-up sheets with their cash. It only makes sense and anyone who doesn't want to do it is either lazy or guilty.

:D

But dad and I have talked for some time



Are you guys doing this during the meeting or in private conversations outside the meetings?

This smells like a conspiracy to me. Is Martin still doing the Treasury stuff or is he and your Dad sharing the duties?

Let's see, son turns in financial reports to dad. Dad pays for son's education. Hmmmmmm???? ;)

Now son brings in assistant who just happens to have premium access to TDSA stock. Hmmmmmmm???? :confused:

Riverside mini's end and all the sudden start at an offshore location run by the son and his assistant. Hmmmmmm???? :o/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Riverside isn't the only course that smells "fishy" now.

I will have Marie file an injunction against your audit and you will have to pass the Oklahoma Bar Association before you can bring charges against me. :D

It might have been a good thing I had to work late last night. It sounds like you had your hands full.

Ah well, theres always next time...
;)

All went fine except that Wise paid some guy to come in a start trouble. I have witnesses who will testify in my defense. All he has are false accusations and a Red haired legal assistants gofer. ;)

I am not going to continue to answer your questions.

You can do a little leg work if you want to be in the know.

Wise don't tell him anything either.

I want to see if he really cares enough to actually exert some energy on something.

He will probably just give up, like he does on the course.

(Needless and Pointless Furdog bash disengage)

The accusations can only be determined as false after an audit. Until then your actions are still in question. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Well don't go off mad little buddy. It's not like I asked you guys nor did I get any financial support for CS. ;)

Why should you get any financial support, you made over $2,000 on the event. :o

Yeah right. I don't know what math class you graduated from but obviously you had to take the class more than once. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Well don't go off mad little buddy. It's not like I asked you guys nor did I get any financial support for CS. ;)



Red Herring.

What does that do with you being a poor mini Td? :o

Why should you get any financial support, you made over $2,000 on the event. :o




Yeah right. I don't know what math class you graduated from but obviously you had to take the class more than once. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Yeah, you forget Wise, Catboy here buys nearly a metric ton of glow toys. I just want to know what he does with all the extras?

Weird alien bedroom games? :D

Other than you and Dave who's saying that? :confused:

You don't even come out there anymore.

He has to have them for mood lighting, because

http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/muze/books/1894222156.jpg

Hey, you two were the ones playing "touchy feeley" at the GTO, not me. I know you both don't like me bringing the up but be real. It's something you both have to come to grips with. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Other than you and Dave who's saying that? :confused:

You don't even come out there anymore.



I have never consistently attended any mini. It is not my thing, I practice in a field and putt at home.

I have played more Riverside and Dovillio minis just because of the TD thing.

Well how can you accuse me of being a poor TD when you don't even show up at mine? :(

Hey, you two were the ones playing "touchy feeley" at the GTO, not me. I know you both don't like me bringing the up but be real. It's something you both have to come to grips with. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Ha ha! You are so pitiful!

That was a paid advertisement, didn't you notice we were both wearing Nike?

HairBall's new signing partner for the Lodge! :D
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HA!

Nice answer :D

I'm not buying the fact that there was a misprint...u said that u were gonna do sumthin. Also, u showed up at 5:59.59

The fact that your results post was after Wise's accusation (of you giving 42 to the paper) completely nullifies the fact that you posted the "correct" score in your post.

Of course you would. You were probably drunk and thought, once you got to your name,"wouldn't that be funny if I said 42! I bet no one will see it!"

Scorecards blew out on the way home. Ha! Wasn't born yesterday.

I will initiate the audit. Scott, you should come prepared to defend yourself at the next admin meeting. Remember, in our system you are guilty until proven innocent.

I don't remember the last time I have even seen Furdog bring money in.

But dad and I have talked for some time about having TD's bring in their sign-up sheets with their cash. It only makes sense and anyone who doesn't want to do it is either lazy or guilty.

:D

:o:oand thats exactly what we used to do in the old days :p gotta watch the dog

Yeah right. I don't know what math class you graduated from but obviously you had to take the class more than once. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

:mad:and you talk crap about home buisness, and you are the one scammin for 2000$ /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gifI never made that , even whne my b tier was the biggest in the nation.. :( you need a audit on your unwipped azzzzz :eek:

All I know about your home business is what John Green and (your buddy) Dave Wise told me so if my comments rub you the wrong way then take it up with them. ;)

Once I added up the numbers I didn't make any profit off of CS other than the leftover t-shirts and tournament discs that I now cash out or sell at discounted prices. I guess that's profit but it no way near $2000 nor will it pay for the new baskets you screwed Chandler out of. :p

I also donate a lot of it to other tournies ROF and such.

I gave a lot of stuff away to certain people who volunteered or helped out in some significate way. I'll even set you up with a free shirt and tournament disc for bringing out the wood although I can tell you do naturally get wood anytime I'm around anyway. :o....You have to show up first though.

Marie and I consider CS a big party for our friends and I like people to get their money's worth if not more.

I know most TD's want to consider it a business and that's fine with me. The only donated money I got was $100 from Wise and I split that into the Pro womens payout. That was the only added cash. I've already listed what others donated.

Wise bringin up the $2000 number is a perfect example of insurance man who's habit is selling overpriced products to people in fear of losing everything.

I also donate a lot of it to other tournies ROF and such.

I gave a lot of stuff away to certain people who volunteered or helped out in some significate way. I'll even set you up with a free shirt and tournament disc for bringing out the wood although I can tell you do naturally get wood anytime I'm around anyway. ....You have to show up first though.

Marie and I consider CS a big party for our friends and I like people to get their money's worth if not more.

I know most TD's want to consider it a business and that's fine with me. The only donated money I got was $100 from Wise and I split that into the Pro womens payout. That was the only added cash. I've already listed what others donated.


Ahhhhhhh well then......................
http://blogs.graphicdesignforum.com/mlenhart/archives/images/pat_on_the_back_1.jpg

Sounds like a job add for the Chandler Td Position. :o
http://working.canada.com/images/calgaryadultcarrier.gif

I already make good money so if I win $2000 on the craps table in Vegas, I don't have to bribe my friend with a cup of coffee, so he'll back my story to my wife that I only won $500. ;)

I guess that shows how cheap I am.

What are you still doing here? It's after 11:30. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'm not buying the fact that there was a misprint...u said that u were gonna do sumthin. Also, u showed up at 5:59.59



I can't help it if I said "Duff" and the female down at the newspaper interpreted it as "Muff". Are you sure you don't have an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife working down there? :confused:

Don't try and stray away from the subject at hand.............

$2,000? Where is it? :o
Don't let him mislead you folks, he made BIG money off that tournament. :p

How much have you paid the club lately for all those minis you have had out there?

Do you put your money in to play or do you cheat the club and the players out of getting any of your money? :o

As a paid club member I demand an accounting! :mad:

man now that you mention it
furdog did not even get my ace in the paper
but i guess that is better than being called
muff
fing funny stuff

I can't believe you guys have kept Furdog on the defensive for this long.

Good job...

Lately it's been him sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and stirring the proverbial message board pot :cool:

According to who answers the phone down at the newspaper, some will tell you they no longer print an ace report.

I might have been drunk that night and forgot to call them in, or it might have been the night my cell battery died, and still yet, sometimes you call them in and they still don't print them.

At the time you hit the ace you were not a current member so what's the deal with you guys waiting until you actually hit an ace before you renew? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ;)

Whats your problem?

You act like since you get the results (which were wrong) called into the paper for the first time in a year, you're some kind of hero........ :confused:

I don't hear those kind of excuses from Wayne, Mike, Jerry or Joyle? :o

You have more excuses for being a lousy TD than Swanson has for having a bad round. :o:D

Lately it's been him sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and stirring the proverbial message board pot :cool:



It doesn't take much to stir the pot here although it tends to get smoked more often then stirred. If Andrew can stir the pot in jest then why can't I stir in jest?? :(

As a paid club member I demand an accounting! :mad:



Here you go buddy. Don't say I never gave you anything. :cool:...You or Mike go back and do the math and let me know if this works.

Paid $178 to TDSA 01/14/08

Thursday April. 10th 2008

22 Players @ $1 = $22

22 Players / CTP = $22
20 % / CTP to Club = $4

Total to Club $ 26 Balance $26

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Thursday April. 24th 2008

15 Players @ $1 = $15

10 Players / CTP = $10
20 % / CTP to Club = $2

Total to Club $ 17 Balance $43

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Thursday May 1st 2008

12 Players @ $1 = $12

11 Players / CTP = $11
20 % / CTP to Club = $2

Total to Club $ 14 Balance $57


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Thursday May 8TH 2008

17 Players @ $1 = $17

15 Players / CTP = $15
20 % / CTP to Club = $3

Total to Club $20 Balance $77



Thursday May 22nd 2008

18 Players @ $1 = $18

18 Players / CTP = $18
20 % / CTP to Club = $4

Total to Club $22 Balance $99


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Thursday May 29nd 2008

26 Players @ $1 = $26

25 Players / CTP = $25
20 % / CTP to Club = $5

Total to Club $31 Balance $130

Sal Fellanto - $15 for Club Renewal $15 Balance $145

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Thursday June 6th, 2008

21 Players @ $1 = $21

20 Players / CTP = $20
20 % / CTP to Club = $4

Total to Club $25 Balance $170

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Who are you kidding??? 12 people at a Chandler mini???

I have never seen less than 30!!!!!

Well you haven't been up there recently except for that spying you did on me last week. ;)

I think the parks department has kicked the Coberly and Hinshaw gang out of the woods and they no longer live there. :confused:

They are either too tired from having so much fun at the River or Hunter park that they are too tired to show up on Thursdays.

Ten out of those twelve probably played Pro so next time that happens I'll probably just give 'em the cards and pencils and hand the money to Coda so I can leave.

Last night was the first night I had more ams than pro's and if you're questioning my count then I'll be willing to show you the group photo I take at all my minis. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

and if you're questioning my count then I'll be willing to show you the group photo I take at all my minis. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/38928735_97e1b12ebf.jpg

notice that this pix of a chandler mini is cropped to about 1/16 of the participants :p

wow! you are on the defensive, and if you listen to people like john and dave, you are hurtin for info... watch your buddy idiot keith slobberman and he'll inform you. just dont cheat the people from chandler money, or I will tell Pat the real story behind you... :oand they will boot you...barrack o doggy :eek:

Hey....What are you don't over here?

Shouldn't you be preparing for your Pro DFL at Willie's place?

BTW, I want my umbrella back. :mad:;)

wow! you are on the defensive, and if you listen to people like john and dave, you are hurtin for info... watch your buddy idiot keith slobberman and he'll inform you. just dont cheat the people from chandler money, or I will tell Pat the real story behind you... :oand they will boot you...barrack o doggy :eek:



Why don't you just show up tonight and tell me your side of the story. Maybe you'll get lucky and pick me for your pro partner. :D

Poor Furdog.

Has the whole **** board on his little fur tail. So I wrote him this poem:

All he does is cry and cry,

About why his mini's suck,

And he can't figure out why...

But one of these days,

Pretty far off,

That dog will show up on time,

And then we will be off...

...Back down to riverside just to Pi$$ him off!!!

5
7
5

dave andrew and scott
will not get off this topic
shut up and disc golf

5
7
5

Whatever you say Jay
I only wanted to say
Furdog cannot play.

Red,

I think Jay is writing a new song to perform at the Lodge Jam.

Obviously Red, song writing is not part of your college education. You should stick to illegal pirate music videos.

I will be at your mini next Tuesday with AIR HORN in hand.

If you consider you, Zook, Wise, your dad &amp; Fluff, to be the whole board.....ooops. See how easy it is to make those typo's. :confused: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

He can't play guitar,
He cannot sing the Beatle's
And he must not stay!

Little Opie has him,
Right where he wants him to be,
But Furdog can't see!

Come on everyone,
These Hiaku are so much fun,
You can make one on the run!

Hey....What are you don't over here?

Shouldn't you be preparing for your Pro DFL at Willie's place?

BTW, I want my umbrella back. :mad:;)



No DFL for me, DNF maybe, we're creating a Drunken Pro division, looks like you may have missed your chance to finally win :)

Strangely enough, your umbrella flew out my truck window from the wind :confused:

I reported it to the newspaper to list it in the lost section but when they heard it was yours they must have gotten confused because it was listed as a blow up sheep

We found your HOTB Glo Orc, I gave it to TwoPutt to give back to you but I saw that he put it on e-bay to recoup the gas money he lost by you not riding with him :)

Whatever you say Jay
I only wanted to say
Furdog cannot play.



simple rule
5
7
5

not 6 7 5

but i like all of the rest

Wagle took my spot because I didn't want to wait until 8:30pm to leave.

I'm out of here...


Don't forget.....It's FRIDAY NIGHT FLIGHTS / CHANDLER EDITION!!!!!

Sign ups start at 7:30pm!!!!! Notice how the Wayne'ster didn't note a tee time on the schedule!!!!.....I think I'm going to start doing that. Oh....I forgot, I guess I already am. :cool:

Zooc &amp; Team TnT will probably not be in attendance but the investigation into my possible criminal activities will probably continue tonight so come on out!!!!! :)

furdog
i was thinking of doing some song writing on the board
way back when i had a few songs that i would do ad libs for

funny stuff
i will get one going
so give me a 1 sy noun

Pot :D

23 peoples showed up for a well run sunday tourny on the mountain.

Thanks Brad and here are the results for Sunday June 8th.

Pro:
Brad Hoi 43
Randy Wilson 49
Doug Duff 50
Sal Fellanto 52
Bryan Hinds 53
Jeremy Geiger 56

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 50
Teresa Duff 64

Pro Master:
George Skinner 51
Brad Zimmerman 52
James Diel 54
Furdog (If I told you, I�d have to kill you.)

Amateur:
Jared Johnson 47
Orville Wagoner 48
Casey Fletcher 48
Adam Ward 52
Greg Walton 53
Austin Thornton 57

Novice:
Marco Baquera 52
Jeff Simmons 54
JT 55
Jay Plummer 55
Nathan Von Aschen 61

Free CTP # 11 Doug Duff

Paid CTP # 11 James Diel ( I still owe you $3)

Financial Report....

Sunday June 8th, 2008

23 Players @ $2 = $46

23 Players / CTP = $23
20 % / CTP to Club = $5

Total to Club $51 Balance $221

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Thanks to everyone that came out. :cool:

Next event will be Tuesday at Dovillio with either Red or Brad running it. It's kind of like a box of strippers over there because you never know who you're going to get. :)

"BE ON TIME" because I will be there with an air horn to get everyone started at 6pm sharp whether they are ready or not /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You got my last name correct twice...humm /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

That's because you're now a member of Furdog's preferred trash circle now. That's right buddy you've finally made it to an exclusive list of dirty low down characters like Twoputt, Zooc, and Opie though he's been having a problem keeping up lately. There is a ninety day probation period so you and Penny, the other rookie, need to study up on your imaginative writing skills or you may be subject to being voted out of the club. ;)

Don't be a Wise crack. Use you imagination and remember that anything you write here will archived and studied hundreds of years from now long after you're gone. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

By the way, not one of those three investigators showed up to play last Friday night. Opie stood by my car for a little while but when his back up didn't arrive he left without partaking in the night mini which by the way had an attendance of 23 glowing people. From what I hear, Zooc was busy doing some personal "wood" service for Twoputt. ...That's funny. Zooc can't show up for a mini but he can show up at Twoputt's house to "whack" wood. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Had Opie played, the ace pot would have been 7500 instead of 5000 but since nobody hit it anyway that money was spent on a nice meal for my legal counsel the next day. Thanks everyone.

I've been studying up, and practicing my imaginative, philosophocally based writing. When my time comes, I'll be ready to verse you in the ways of Penny. Till then... :D

Thanks Brad and here are the results for Sunday June 8th.

Pro:
Brad Hoi 43
Randy Wilson 49
Doug Duff 50
Sal Fellanto 52
Bryan Hinds 53
Jeremy Geiger 56

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 50
Teresa Duff 64

Pro Master:
George Skinner 51
Brad Zimmerman 52
James Diel 54
Furdog (If I told you, I�d have to kill you.)

Amateur:
Jared Johnson 47
Orville Wagoner 48
Casey Fletcher 48
Adam Ward 52
Greg Walton 53
Austin Thornton 57

Novice:
Marco Baquera 52
Jeff Simmons 54
JT 55
Jay Plummer 55
Nathan Von Aschen 61

Free CTP # 11 Doug Duff

Paid CTP # 11 James Diel ( I still owe you $3)

Financial Report....

Sunday June 8th, 2008

23 Players @ $2 = $46

23 Players / CTP = $23
20 % / CTP to Club = $5

Total to Club $51 Balance $221

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Thanks to everyone that came out. :cool:

Next event will be Tuesday at Dovillio with either Red or Brad running it. It's kind of like a box of strippers over there because you never know who you're going to get. :)

"BE ON TIME" because I will be there with an air horn to get everyone started at 6pm sharp whether they are ready or not /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



That is great furdog, post up Wayne's results.

We all know is is credible, and starts on time...

You need to take a page out of his book.... :D

Wayne doesn't have a book. He keeps all his secrets on 8 track tape. ;)

I expect the same "open records" from your mini's buddy from now on or I will have my lawyer start impeachment proceedings. :D

BTW.....you said "pot" a couple of posts back. Are you writing a new song?

Thanks for the info on current figures, how ever we still need to see a year to date audit of all of your minis. :o

That is the year-to-date ex-lax. :p

What's the story with that illegal woodchucker you had working on your wood last Friday night? Did you pay him cash or did you just provide him with your special service? ....

If you could manage to focus for long enough you would have seen that Slack asked short noun or something...

I do not write songs.

I have nothing to write about.

I was raised in a white moderate middle class household in the bible belt of Oklahoma.

You are lucky I am not writing country western...

I tried to write a song about "pot" one time but it didn't "pan" out. :confused:

ok that is one andrew
but pot is kind of lame
i have pot songs
i got to get some hsit together and
we will do some ad libs

did i say pot is lame

f-in funny

FYI

This Sunday, June 15th, there will be some type of classic car show going on at Chandler. Now I know no one likes to play there anymore but if you do go be advised that these car dudes don't like discs flying around their classic vehicles.

Standingbear also said they will be charging a fee to get past a certain area in the park so I told him that in itself will probably keep most of the DG'ers out. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

If you don't want to pay to get into the park or take the chance of hitting a classic car, then come on out to McClure on Sunday for an OUTLAW mini. :D:o:D

I can't believe you just promoted an "Outlaw" mini over the Wayne'sters High Noon Flights at Kelly Lane. :confused:

I though I was trashing your gig but Wayne will do. :D

We will have two full rounds in before they finish their first nine holes. I heard the last one at McClure took about 6 or 7 hours to play. :o

Threesome best shot with mulligans and a 30+ mile drive from Owasso :confused:
No thanks /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I thought you were into threesomes? Oh I'm sorry. You just like to watch. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Well here's a chance for you to make some money.

I've got $5 that says Zook doesn't show up to support and play at the course he is supposed to be the TD at.

Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!....

In the spirit of the doing's of my fellow TD and his cohorts at the Dovillio hayfield, the theme for tonight is ..... "Liar, Liar Pants on Fire"

Thats right. Everybody is free to lie about everything!!!!

I'll go first.....

Tee time is 6pm sharp!!!!!

There will be a $1000 ace pot!!!!

I will be playing in the "Legend" divison!!!!!

Free entry for everyone!!!!!

Free unlimited mulligans.!!!!!....That's right. Just keep throwing until you get the shot you want!!!! :)

Everyhole is a free CTP!!!!!

Come out and play or just stay home and call in your score!!!!!

Free kegs of beer for everyone!!!!!

Free health insurance for life courtesy of Allied Insurance Associaties!!!!

Free golf carts for all cards!!!!!

$2000 in added cash!!!!!

Free entry into the USDGC to be given away!!!!!

Free gasoline!!!!!

Led Zepplin live and in concert on the Jesus mound!!!!!

Free taxi service to and from the course!!!!

Clothing is optional!!!!

Cars, boats, hot tubs, and free two week vacations to Disneyworld to be given away!!!!

That's right....It's "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" night!!!!!

Anyone caught telling the truth will be banned. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


Come get some or don't play and tell everyone that you did!!!! :)

That is Andrew, A-n-d-r-e-w Treat with an 18

Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!....

In the spirit of the doing's of my fellow TD and his cohorts at the Dovillio hayfield, the theme for tonight is ..... "Liar, Liar Pants on Fire"

Thats right. Everybody is free to lie about everything!!!!

I'll go first.....

Tee time is 6pm sharp!!!!!

There will be a $1000 ace pot!!!!

I will be playing in the "Legend" divison!!!!!

Free entry for everyone!!!!!

Free unlimited mulligans.!!!!!....That's right. Just keep throwing until you get the shot you want!!!! :)

Everyhole is a free CTP!!!!!

Come out and play or just stay home and call in your score!!!!!

Free kegs of beer for everyone!!!!!

Free health insurance for life courtesy of Allied Insurance Associaties!!!!

Free golf carts for all cards!!!!!

$2000 in added cash!!!!!

Free entry into the USDGC to be given away!!!!!

Free gasoline!!!!!

Led Zepplin live and in concert on the Jesus mound!!!!!

Free taxi service to and from the course!!!!

Clothing is optional!!!!

Cars, boats, hot tubs, and free two week vacations to Disneyworld to be given away!!!!

That's right....It's "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" night!!!!!

Anyone caught telling the truth will be banned. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


Come get some or don't play and tell everyone that you did!!!! :)



Man, I'd come over for this but Led Zeppelin Sucks :p

Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!....Tonight!!!!....

In the spirit of the doing's of my fellow TD and his cohorts at the Dovillio hayfield, the theme for tonight is ..... "Liar, Liar Pants on Fire"

Thats right. Everybody is free to lie about everything!!!!

I'll go first.....

Tee time is 6pm sharp!!!!!

There will be a $1000 ace pot!!!!

I will be playing in the "Legend" divison!!!!!

Free entry for everyone!!!!!

Free unlimited mulligans.!!!!!....That's right. Just keep throwing until you get the shot you want!!!! :)

Everyhole is a free CTP!!!!!

Come out and play or just stay home and call in your score!!!!!

Free kegs of beer for everyone!!!!!

Free health insurance for life courtesy of Allied Insurance Associaties!!!!

Free golf carts for all cards!!!!!

$2000 in added cash!!!!!

Free entry into the USDGC to be given away!!!!!

Free gasoline!!!!!

Led Zepplin live and in concert on the Jesus mound!!!!!

Free taxi service to and from the course!!!!

Clothing is optional!!!!

Cars, boats, hot tubs, and free two week vacations to Disneyworld to be given away!!!!

That's right....It's "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" night!!!!!

Anyone caught telling the truth will be banned. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


Come get some or don't play and tell everyone that you did!!!! :)



Man, I'd come over for this but Led Zeppelin Sucks :p

and no 2008 roc C.T.P.

Nope no 2008 Roc tonight. :mad:

This TD is a little tighter when it comes to give aways. You might have a chance at a sparkle squall or a Lightning #1 roller though.

All you ams go on out to ptich-n-putt night at the mountain, the TD needs you to help line his pockets. :o:D

Who said I was going to be there? :confused:

Ok, I've got about 45 pre-registrations on this so far. Probably be about 60-70 all together so you all need to be quiet and don't tell anybody because tomorrow I'm going to post that only 10 showed up. If want on that list then let me know.

BTW...All players packs will include a 1/2 pound of free weed and you all are free to decide which division you play in after the round. :)

Results for Thursday June 12th

Pro:
Coda Hatfield 41
Mike Connors 44
Dave Wise 44
Johnny Thompson 47
Greg Winsworth DNF

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 53
Teresa Duff 58
Carolyn McCarty 63

Pro Master:
BVA 50
Furdog 50
George Skinner 51
Dough Duff 54
Steve Naegele 55

Amateur:
Randy Wilson 52
Wade Largent 52
Russell Young 54
Snake 54

Novice:
Danny Bennett 49
Marco Baquera 51
Joe Carter 51
Austin Thornton 53
Jay Morrow 58

CTP# 2 Dough Duff (By the way I still owe you $2)

Starting Ace Pot next week will be $65

Thanks to everyone that came out!!!!

Financial Record:

Thursday June 12, 2008

22 Players @ $1 = $22

22 Players / CTP = $22
20 % / CTP to Club = $4

Total to Club $26 Balance $246

Results for Thursday June 12th

CTP# 2 Dough Duff (By the way I still owe you $2)



There you go again lining your pockets! :p

Yep. Wise won three bucks but left early so I consider that a donation to the basket fund. :)

You should see what he had printed in the Tulsa World today. :o

Pro: Coda 42 (really a 41)
Pro Legend Scott Schumacher 50 (he is only 48 playing in a divsion that requires age 60)
Jr Dave Wise 68 (he really hates paying me money I shot a 44)

He did not list the CTP winner because he hates paying him (Duff) too.


Let me ask you folks, Should a club appointed TD continued to be allowed to intentially miss report results to a major public news agency? :o This directly effects the character of the club that others have worked so hard to maintian. Instances such as this should not be tolerated and should not be continually allowed.

This TD has also taken the time to disrupt another TD's event by driving through the park blowing an air horn while people are playng. His actions bring nothing but embaressment and shame to a club that has worked SO hard to erase the sterotypes associated with our sport.

I here by nominate Andrew Treat to take over Chandler park as the new TD. Andrew could even be considered a course PRO with a rating of 949. As it is now Chandler only has a course director with a dismal rating of barely over 800. :( and a track record of late arrivals, very late starts, conflicts with players and members and a questionable financial history with his events.

Please send your requests to have this TD removed to
[email protected]
All requests will be forwarded the the TDSA administration for reveiw and consideration.

Thank you :D

Thank Dave, and let me just start off by saying that I am really sorry that everyone has had to see all of this happen, right out here in the open of the message board.

It gives me great pleasure to take over TD responsibilities at Chandler, I am the closest one to it, and it is my home course.

To those of you who were burned by the old TD, Furdog, let it be known that I am going to be making some changes out at Treat's Mountain.

First of all, we start at 6.

Second, we start at 6.

Third, I promise not to pocket all the CTP and Ace Pot like Furdog has.

Fourth, I promise to make CTP's fun again!

And Fifth, just wait until you see what I have planned for AndrewStock!

:o

Well there you have it folks a TD (also a certified offical) willing and ready to step in. :D

It looks like I will finally come back to the hill and play Andrewstock. :p
It nice to see the younger disc golfers stepping up to the plate and getting it done!Don't worry Furdog we will always need a waterboy!!! :eek:

Anybody else want to get in with these Hillery supporters before I reply? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'm sure he is in a long meeting with his legal team and advisors. I hope they do the RIGHT thing and advise him to step down and save the club from any more of his antics. :o

Anybody else want to get in with these Hillery supporters before I reply? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Thats it try and change the subject again. :confused:

We are not against you, we are just in favor of a better image for the club. :o

I think this should be put to a vote. Andrew would be a good TD at any course in town but I'm not sure if Furdog deserves be kicked out of his existing TD position.

You should see what he had printed in the Tulsa World today.

<font color="red">How do you know it was me? FYI�..ANYONE can call DG results into the newspaper. For all I know, you could have done it to ambush me and set up your lackie on my mountain. The newspaper does not just print TDSA results nor does it say �TDSA DG Results� so someone like Wise is free to call in results for his �outlaw� minis or someone like me is free to call in Dovillio results next Tuesday before the event is even over and before Andy or Dad can even pick up the phone. I personally would not do that though because it�s just not right.

I advertised last night�s mini as �Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire� so everybody was free to lie about anything. So I will tell you right now that yes�..I DID IT!!!!!! :) :cool::)

I�ve got those results posted on my fridge right now. On top of that I also bought ten copies for my mother in an effort to make her proud of me again. :(....I would have put Marie's name in there too but as my lawyer she insisted her name not appear and she is currently writing me up a plea of insanity to keep me out of DG prison. ;)

In my defense when I emailed these results in I was �TWUI�, (Typing While Under the Influence) and under the advice of my lawyer will be checking into TD rehab this weekend. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif</font>


Pro: Coda 42 (really a 41) �..

<font color="red"> This was the only legit mistake on my part. They don�t even ask who won pro any more, they just ask �What was Coda�s score.� </font>

Pro Legend Scott Schumacher 50 (he is only 48 playing in a divsion that requires age 60)�.

<font color="red">Sometimes my body feels like it is 65 so age shouldn�t matter. Also, once 60 and over�s see that, they will be encouraged to come out and thus support the club. :) </font>

Jr Dave Wise 68 (he really hates paying me money I shot a 44)�..

<font color="red">Wrong again. And BTW, nobody cares about your second place finish. Connors stuck around, helped, and got your money. You leave early then your cash stays with me. :p

There was a Jr Dave Wise out there. He�s about 8� tall and I carry him around in my pants. :p </font>

He did not list the CTP winner because he hates paying him (Duff) too�..

<font color="red">Not my fault. Ask the other TD�s. Sometimes they print it and sometimes not. Duff is no longer on my hit list but I�ve got to say that him and BVA were really going at it last night in the trash talk department. It was like a mirror image of you and me without the dollar side bets. </font>


Let me ask you folks, Should a club appointed TD continued to be allowed to intentially miss report results to a major public news agency? This directly effects the character of the club that others have worked so hard to maintian. Instances such as this should not be tolerated and should not be continually allowed.

<font color="red">So a TDSA Admin advertising a free 08 Roc CTP that doesn�t exist is OK? :confused: :( </font>

This TD has also taken the time to disrupt another TD's event by driving through the park blowing an air horn while people are playng. His actions bring nothing but embaressment and shame to a club that has worked SO hard to erase the sterotypes associated with our sport.

<font color="red">First of all, it�s a public place so I can blow an air horn all I want. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Second, how is the club going to erase the stereotype that probably 95% of the world�s population that knows about disc golf still looks at it as nothing but a bunch of stoners in the park. I may be an alky but I still get thrown in with the rest. Instead of trying to fight the stereotype, I think the club should embrace it and advertise in NORMAL magazine. That�s right. There is no 401K plan in DG. We don�t have representative showing up during a sporting event on TV talking about helping the United Way. No national sports network is ever going to set up camera towers in the bog at Mohawk to watch DG�ers whack a bunch of trees unless the PDGA can get a major Columbian sponsor or NORMAL magazine to put up some big bucks to talk about the medical benefits of weed and why it should be legalized.

What the club really needs to think about is how to increase its membership. So people feel like they are getting a little more than a once a year vote and a dollar off the price of plastic. WAFDA offers a bag tag and a personalized shirt on it� premium $20 membership. I think NWDGA offers a bag tag too. The TDSA has a few other things and is great but membership should include some type of �wow� factor. I did nothing to harm the TDSA and now that my family has seen my name in the newspaper and Marie purrs every time I come through the door I will insist on a majority membership vote at the picnic before I let you try and kick me off my mountain. :mad: </font>

I here by nominate Andrew Treat to take over Chandler park as the new TD. Andrew could even be considered a course PRO with a rating of 949. As it is now Chandler only has a course director with a dismal rating of barely over 800. and a track record of late arrivals, very late starts, conflicts with players and members and a questionable financial history with his events.


<font color="red">I�m glad you brought this up because now I am free to provide everyone with my conspiracy theory about what is really going on.

Team TnT, or maybe I should refer to it as "TWT" now, has wanted to get their dirty little hands on my mountain for a long time. They maintain a strong family voting block within the TDSA. Twoputt, former admin and treasuer, retired or kicked out after Am worlds, I can�t remember, doesn�t like not having a say to where the TDSA money is going, and is now conducting smear tactics against me in an effort to get the Treats installed at Chandler and thus gain control of two of the more profitable DG courses in Tulsa. What does this equal??? More money for Andy�s education and more money for Dave to pay for the horse which he bought for his wife to remind her of him when he�s not around. Funny, she only seems to look at its backside for the most part. ;)

That�s its people. That�s what I think is going on. They�ve even cut Keldog &amp; Zooc in for a piece of the action and God only knows how many others. :confused:

For those of you that might be thinking about voting me off the island, let me tell you what you can probably expect at an �AndrewStock�.


No Loose Moose.

No beer on the course if it�s a sanctioned event.

If non-sanctioned then $2 of all entries to the �Opie Education Fund�.

No TD access after 9pm at night. He�ll be home in bed sleeping.

So will Wise for that matter. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

No tie dye shirts. Just a bunch of orange leftover Stillwater Classic shirts. :(

No inflatable sheep given away in the ROF. Just a crusty sock of Andrews.

No glow night effects. Just some florescent paint and a blacklight.

Andrew live in concert playing �Momma�s little baby loves shortening bread� on the guitar. :(


Now if Michael helps with it then it might be ok but I implore you all to please don�t take my mountain away!!!!! :( :confused: :( :confused: </font>

That is so disappointing. From the way you were talking I thought you might have had post of the year...

It took you all day to write that? :confused:

And now you are getting Conners to rig a poll for you? :D

We all know Conners is the polling master, and as such he obviously has control of the results of his polls. :eek:

What is really funny is that Wise and I have pushed you into a little animal carrier and you don't know what to do about it! :D

You created an entire Conspiracy theory as a Red Herring to the fact that you have been lacking as a TD and now it is out in the open. :o

And the fact that you personally recognize the fact that you sit on the biggest amateur attraction in town, now that the river is going to be out for the summer.

With all that money you made at Chandlerstock added into what you take of the top of your mini's you are probably trying to make a move on the TDSA itself! :eek: :mad: :p


And don't bring up shirts, I have seen the homeless shelters, we know what you have been doing with your surplus merch. Otherwise there has been an unusually hight amount of tie-dye's and glow sticks donated lately. :D

Dude.....

You are not listening to what I'm talking about.....

Beginners ride in the back of the bus......

Don't make me have to bring Mitchell in here to remind you of that...... ;)

Where is the 08 Roc you promised????....I can't believe you let Keldog and Wise shotgun smoke up your butt like that. :(

You've been an admin for what 9 months now???

Much is expected but lying like you did requires an old school education that you don't have. I know you think you have the horns but last I saw they were still planted in the ground at Mohawk. You need to grad pre-fab before you can move into the big school.

Stick to the sidelines rookie because this is the championship and right now all you qualify for is the "pion". :D

Admin meeting is Monday and you might want to bring an extra gavel to prop your chair because your potty trainer is listing and your fight club buddy won't be there to defend you. :o

Choosing Wise to align yourself with is like choosing a one way ticket on the Titanic. Unless you want to pull the "Women and children first" defense, you'll still be sucking seaweed at the end of the day. :)

if you guys can not settle this
i will take over chandler

Andrew, I will have to agree, we were told of this huge megapost coming from hairball and that was all he had? :confused: 2 hours to write that?

HAIRBALL:

Dude.....

You are not listening to what I'm talking about..... <font color="red"> Its hard to listen when you never shut up </font>

Beginners ride in the back of the bus...... <font color="red">Don't force your childhood nightmares on us </font>

Don't make me have to bring Mitchell in here to remind you of that...... ;) <font color="red">This I have to see, you pushing Mitchell around like his wet nurse </font>

Where is the 08 Roc you promised????....I can't believe you let Keldog and Wise shotgun smoke up your butt like that. :( <font color="red"> You are such an idiot, read back on the posts Andrew never promised a roc, I promised in his behalf without his knowledge </font>

You've been an admin for what 9 months now??? <font color="red">That would be approxamately 9 months more than you have given to the club :o </font>

Much is expected but lying like you did requires an old school education that you don't have. I know you think you have the horns but last I saw they were still planted in the ground at Mohawk. You need to grad pre-fab before you can move into the big school. <font color="red">You need to quit grabbing your ankles and stand up and admit your imminent downfall. Especially as soon as the public you have been fleecing on a weekely basis are made aware of your true colors. </font>

Stick to the sidelines rookie because this is the championship and right now all you qualify for is the "pion". :D<font color="red">This rookie will kick your arse, and I'll be behind him making sure he gets it done. :o </font>

Admin meeting is Monday and you might want to bring an extra gavel to prop your chair because your potty trainer is listing and your fight club buddy won't be there to defend you. :o <font color="red"> Oh I'll be there and because of that I know you won't show your manhole around there :mad:<font color="red"> </font> </font>

Choosing Wise to align yourself with is like choosing a one way ticket on the Titanic. Unless you want to pull the "Women and children first" defense, you'll still be sucking seaweed at the end of the day. :) <font color="red">A bigger mistake would be to side with you, that would take any credibility Andrew had and put it on the level of your incoherent phone rants. </font>



You need to circle the wagons buddy, give a bigger retainer to your attorney, the campaign to have your removed is on and not even Conner's poll's can help you. :o I did like Andrew's comment on Conners being the King of Poles though. :D His throne is atop a poll. :D

BTW.....You both need to address me as "Sir Legend" from now on. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

if you guys can not settle this
i will take over chandler



Slack, the coo against my leadership has been put down. All that is left is just a mop up of a few insurgents that are currently on the run.

Thanks for your support. :cool:

No ones running, right here in your face Castro. :o

Well if I'm Castro then what does that make you guys?

The Bay of Oinkers? :D

I just figured since you referred to us as insurgents. :o

Well maybe "ankle biters" is more appropriate for you two. ;)

Last Saturday I went out a did a rough marking of the modification to the existing Chandler course. There are currently flags out there in approximate locations to mark new hole placements and tee pads. I did it as simple and cost efficient as possible since I do not know what kind of money or help I�m going to get for new tee pads. The flags should be up for a few days if anyone wants to check it out. Basically this is what I�ve got but it is subject to change.

After hole twelve go to hole #14 tee and tee south approx 300 feet. This is a short hole but there is a wall of trees so use your imagination.

Next, move to # 13 tee pad and tee SW approx 350 feet. More trees to avoid and the target is up close to the treeline.

Next, move to # 18 tee pad and tee SW approx 280 feet. The flag is in the grouping of trees NW of the ball field.

Next, go east to tee pad marked with flags and throw east approx 225. Flag is in the grouping of trees. (New tee pad required)

Next, go SW to tee pad marked with flags and throw east across the road approx 200. (New tee pad required)

Final hole # 18 tee pad is east along the tree line and path is north along wood line avoiding the playground and short of the shelter parking lot. (New tee pad required)

This should keep DG�ers out of the parking lot and walking around behind the trash cans to get to # 1.


So 13 thru 18 will be modified and though the holes will still be short, there will be more obstacles in your way.


This is not final by any means. I want to get Coda, Joyle and some others out there to look at the possibilities.

We�ll probably set up some temp targets at a future mini to see how it�s going to flow.