Dude, I saw that pix on the internet so it has to be true /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I FOR ONE HAVE SEEN THE PICTURES....AND KNOW THAT IT IS NOT A MYTH....ITS LIKE THE SHARPIE KING AT CS....THE PICTURES ARE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE I'M SURE....GIVE WISE A DAY OR TWO....

It never happened Dan. If the pictures existed Wise would have had them up already. Now shut up and go back inside your trailer or you're going to miss the morning edition of Jerry Springer. ;)

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TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!!

Say goodbye to the last day of winter as week night Disc Golf returns to Furdog�s Mountain, the only place where true legends are born. :cool:

Ace pot starts at $67 with an extra %10 for any CS25 bag tag holder that hits. You MUST have your tag with you and bag tag rules do apply so if you�re not willing to put it on the line then no soup for you. That includes any other bag tag perks also. You MUST register your number at registration and carry it on your bag. Reserving a tag to pay for it later will not count nor can I garrantee one will be available. There are only 43 left so bring an extra $10 and you can put your name in with the other super sponsors listed below. Please note that Coda�s and Shanna�s name is not on that list so for now you do not have to worry about those big bullys taking away your precious. Same goes for Twoputt whom I�m sure will stay away so as not to risk losing his �Stinky Pinky # 100�. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You must have �Butt in Line� by 5:50 or earlier or you will not be included in the Moose Games. :mad:

Other goodies may be up for grabs depending on how drunk I get. :)

Update as of 03/19/09

Lil'Moose # 1
Slack Attack # 2 (Random draw)
? # 3
? # 5
? # 6
? # 9
Mike Treat # 10
Mason Skinner # 11
Chris Hicks # 12
Mike Connors # 13
Orville Wagoner # 14
? # 15
Corey Leemhuis # 16
John Barton # 17
? # 18
? # 19
Jeremy Geiger # 20
? # 21
Bill Pennington # 22
Jerry (The New Michael Jordan) Stacy # 23
Dough (Daytona Dude) Duff # 24
Jesse Carlisle # 25
Kim Click # 26
Wayne (But wait, there's More!) Forest # 27
Emmett Finch # 28
Lois # 29
Bryan Hinds # 32
William Bredemeyer # 33 Courtesy of GCD newest DFL'er Dave Wise.
Rob # 38
Brad HOI # 42
Gary (The Camera Guy) Nail # 44
Rob Davis # 45
Doc (The True World Champion) Morton # 47
Barb Paske # 49
George Skinner # 50
? # 51
Mike Click # 54
Joe Jones # 58
Pat Standingbear # 58
? # 62
Mitch Mac # 66
? # 69
? # 70
Terril Paske # 74
Billy Swanson # 76
Bill "Slim" Moyer # 77
Jim Geurin # 79
James Diel # 80
Wade Largent # 88
Daryl Johnson # 98
Martin Norris # 99
Dave (The Stinky Pinky) Wise # 100

RESERVED:
Evan McKee
Kevin & Becky from OKC
Shane Kay
Joyle Deering
Bud Johnson

Anyone with a tag listed with a "?" that can't post, or if you want to reserve one, please leave a message on my cell (636-5704).

I'm saving the pic of the bag tag incident for a life size blow up poster. :o

Also...

FRIDAY!!!....FRIDAY!!!...FRIDAY!!!

Friday night, March 20th, it's Friday Nights Flights with the Wayne'ster at where else but Tulsa's highest alp.... Furdog's Mountain!!!!

While some people do it in the morning and others have "nooners", the Wayne'ster does it in the dark where your imagination is free to roam and your partner can be anybody you imagine them to be!!!! :)

Bring your honey and kiss her bunny to the soft sounds of little furry creatures making whoppee in the woods on the first night of spring. :) ....No having to play in the wetspot here. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ...Freestyler's and missionaries are welcome but the true path to scoring is doggiestyle!!!! :)

Bark!!!....bark!!!!....Woof....woof!!!! :cool: (insert image of wagging tail here)

You are garranteed to get lucky too with cheap date $3 entry plus optional mulligans. The only thing missing is the warm moist washcloth afterwards to clean up the mess. :)

But then again, that's what Twoputt is for. :o

Sign-ups start at approx 7:20pm with tee time approx 8pm.

Here's your chance to play with yours truely, Furdog!!!! Tulsa's only true PRO LEGEND as honored and recognized by Green country's own Tulsa World newspaper !!!! :cool:

Mini Results for Thursday March 19th

Pro:
Sammy Nielsen 39
Billy Lund 41
Devon Owens 43
Joel Woody 43
Bill Pennington 45
Cris Hicks 46
Travis Koehring 46
Richard Mitchell 48
Johnny Thompson 49
Bryan Hinds 49
C. Smith 51
Orville Wagner 51
Dave Wise 52
Tony Walker 53
Dan �The Donkey� 55

Pro Grand Master:
George Skinner 51
Bud Johnson 57
Wayne Gregory 57

Advanced Grand Master:
Jim Guerin 51

Am:
Jesse Carlisle 44
Matt Ramus 46
Kyle Razmus 46
Dough Duff 47
Shane Gray 47
Jason McDaniel 48
John Barton 50
Shane Kay 51
Joseph Felder 51
Derek Alvers 54
Ryan Salisbury 57
Aaron Warburton 57

Novice:
Garrett Aaron 54
L. Smith 55
G. Smith 63

Ace # 7 TDSA�s newest member, Aaron Warburton $101 (No bag tag cost him and extra $10.)

CTP # 1 Shane Gray or Shane Kay (Sorry but I�ve slept since then) :confused:

Special thanks to Bryan Hinds and Twoputt for helping with the TD duties.

If you bought a tag last night please post the number or call and leave a message on my cell (636-5704) so I can keep track of what number everyone has.

The Chandler mini's have begun, and just like usuall Furdog yacks "be on time" and of course shows up late... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Had a great time last night though and wanted to apolgize to the guys that played behind us for making them wait so much but a dollar is a dollar :D...and it didn't seem to matter to much Sammy was one of them.

I was not late. I said "Butt in Line" at 5:50 and I got there at 5:48. I didn't see you stepping up to help either so eat me!!!! :p

If you would have been there earlier you wouldn't have needed any help :eek:

I have to tend to agree with Muffy. I talked to you on the phone at 4:50, I was just leaving Owasso to take my son to practice at 51st and the BA. You said you were heading that way. I dropped him off and got to Chandler 20 minutes ahead of you. :confused:

Have you ever considered taking your stuff with you to work, NOT stopping by Maries for a break and just going to the course from work? We might actually get to tee by 6 and not have to run two signup windows. However that did work well. :p

First of all, IMO neither one of you NOBS have room to talk about how I run my mini�s and to tell you the truth I don�t look at either one of you as worthy of my time in the first place.

Dave, of the few events you do run, mainly the Turkey Skins, your events never happen on a weeknight nor do your events ever involve having to deal with plastic payout. All you do is take money and your events have never started on time either. You are more than welcome to take signups and money for the Pro division which you always play which doesn�t benefit or justify my time at all. Of the 34 players last night 18 were pro and you could have signed them up and ran a separate mini without having to wait for me and you could have saved them all the $1 TDSA club fee. But that would have required you to stay and pay them instead of like last night being the first one out of the park with your little 52 score. You feel you always need to be paid first as if there was something so great about you that you feel you�re �entitled� above everyone else. The only reason you showed up last night was to buy another tag so you wouldn�t have to put your �Stinky Pinky # 100� on the line. I appreciate your help with the second window and you and Duff are welcome to run it next Thursday if you think you can do better. BTW I noticed that your name is listed next to the course in Owasso. Does that mean you're going to be running a weeknight mini there in the future? :o

When I have gotten there early it�s still the same thing with people milling around putting and waiting till the last minute to sign up anyway.

Wayne asked me what time to put on the schedule and I said 5:50 because it still gets dark fairly early but I did not add �be on time�. I was there at 5:50 so screw you both.

Duff I have yet to see you run anything but your mouth and the $1 casino at hole # 1.

Here�s a concept for you�..If you don't like it, go somewhere else. :p

First of all, IMO neither one of you NOBS have room to talk about how I run my mini�s and to tell you the truth I don�t look at either one of you as worthy of my time in the first place. <font color="red"> That works both ways buddy </font>

Dave, of the few events you do run, mainly the Turkey Skins, your events never happen on a weeknight nor do your events ever involve having to deal with plastic payout. <font color="red">Sounds like I know what events to run </font> All you do is take money and your events have never started on time either.<font color="red">how would you know, you've played what 1 out of 5? All I know is I don't ever have 38 people all gettting in line at once because I just got there</font> You are more than welcome to take signups and money for the Pro division which you always play which doesn�t benefit or justify my time at all. <font color="red">If this will help with your sign ups, then I will but I'll still charge them the $1 for the club </font> Of the 34 players last night 18 were pro and you could have signed them up and ran a separate mini without having to wait for me and you could have saved them all the $1 TDSA club fee. But that would have required you to stay and pay them instead of like last night being the first one out of the park with your little 52 score. You feel you always need to be paid first as if there was something so great about you that you feel you�re �entitled� above everyone else. <font color="red">Wrong again, the last time I was owed any money from out there, I didn't ask for it, I left and you kept it :o</font> The only reason you showed up last night was to buy another tag so you wouldn�t have to put your �Stinky Pinky # 100� on the line. <font color="red"> the reason I showed up last night was to play your mini and the added extras for bag holders, by the way where was the bag holder's mulligans? And yes, I bought another tag to protect "Stinky Pinky" and add another $10 to your fund raising efforts.</font> I appreciate your help with the second window and you and Duff are welcome to run it next Thursday if you think you can do better.

When I have gotten there early <font color="red"> when the hell as that EVER happened? :confused: </font> it�s still the same thing with people milling around putting and waiting till the last minute to sign up anyway. <font color="red"> then thats your fault for not having a cutoff time and sticking to it. </font>

Wayne asked me what time to put on the schedule and I said 5:50 because it still gets dark fairly early but I did not add �be on time�. I was there at 5:50 so screw you both. <font color="red">showing up at 1 minute before posted time and having 38 in line still needing to sign up, you can continue to expect people biatching, if you don't like it, then maybe you should try showing up earlier, then you can biatch at those that make YOU wait. </font>

Duff I have yet to see you run anything but your mouth and the $1 casino at hole # 1.

Here�s a concept for you�..If you don't like it, go somewhere else. :p <font color="red">another concept: if you don't like running minis or the hassel of them, then quit. If you're going to provide a service, <font color="blue">by the way, THANK YOU</font>, and people feel it is not as advertised, then they have a right to BIATCH! Maybe try signups at 5:50 cuttoff at 6:10 and tee at 6:30 That way you don't have to be there until the time you say and players aren't expecting it to start the minute you drive in</font> :o

Do you guys need to go back and read that strory about the butterfly and flower again :p
PS - Who's the butterfly and who's the flower :confused:

I don't mind helping if thats what is required to get the ball rolling. I'll be glead to help next time as well. Helps me get on a better card anyway. Jesse Carlisle has been on fire lately. Keep it up Jesse !

Can you even friggin read? Where on the schedule does it say start time 5:50? And why do you and Duff think that your time is more valueable than mine? I�m sure there are other people that probably feel the same way you two do but at least they respect me enough not to come on here the day after one of my mini�s, boast how much fun they had and then trash the way I run it. Duff didn�t say anything about it when he took the free mini I was handing out after the round.

Here�s another thing that you can�t understand. I never offered free mulligans for last night�s mini. Ten % on top of the ace pot for BT holders only. And why do you feel you�re doing me a service by buying another bag tag when I�m not really having a problem selling them? Now you�ve got two times the advantage over everyone else which is what you always look for anyway. One day you�re griping about pitch &amp; putt�s and the next day you�re coming out to try and clean up on one.

I admit I�m not the best TD in town so I guess you�re right. I need to quit.

In fact, I never should have scheduled March mini�s in the first place if I can�t get there to suit your expectations so unless Opie, Mike, Jerry, or God forbid YOU OR FLUFF want to do it next week then I�ll just send an email to Wayne and tell him that I need to cancel next week altogether.

It�s not worth having to deal with Fluff and Baby Huey. :p

OH GOOD GRIEF,
Its Chandler Park, home of peace love and disc golf.
not the WWF or WWE or what ever pro acting er wresteling is held.
this is disc golf not a cage match, lets all have fun and let the good times roll, or fly or skip or what ever the darned disc does.

Now don't go and take away all of our fun just because your not getting along with every one. As a TD you can ban whoever you want and the rest of us can still play. If you take thursday nights from me I will be forced to stay home, ignore, my girlfriend and watch Smallville. Now don't do that to me. Not that I want anyone banned I am just sying their are other ways. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Furdog you know you are the best TD around!

Duff I have yet to see you run anything but your mouth and the $1 casino at hole # 1.
I don't disagree with you here and I would have been able to accomplish both of these things last night had you been ten minutes earlier, instead I just get to run my mouth today :p



Here�s a concept for you�..If you don't like it, go somewhere else. :p


what and miss out on all of this...no way. :p Besides I remember someone was going to beat me up and take my tag when they heard that I was going to play a tournament other than theirs :confused:

Oh he likes to dish it out but when its at him, now all of a sudden he is Dr Phil. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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p.s. I think I was the 1st one out of the park. I blame your baskets. Wise that [censored] is freaking hilarious.

Hey FurDog, I copied this from the Official TDSA Schedule....


Thu. Mar. 26 Chandler (be on time!) 5:50pm


Id this the TD scheduled time of arrival or the tee time? :o/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Sorry but after my bad reviews from last week, the Wayne'ster has volunteered to take this Thursday so you might want to be on time.

Bad reviews? :confused: The only thing anyone has ever questioned is your knack for showing up a few minutes before tee time. We even offer to help when you show up and have 40 people waiting to pay, run ctps, while you're getting ready and run ctps when you're doing scores. We offer to help because we would like to be done with our round before we need glow lights. All we are asking is to start semi close to the posted time and you get all huffy about it? :confused:



Way to hang in there buddy.

Is he going to get the course installed and run ChandlerStock for you also? :o

Should we go ahead and start referring to it as WayneStock, the home of Peace Love and Long speeches? :o:D


If Lucy let Charlie Brown kick the ball everytime, how much fun would that be? :(

Enough!

We should all group hug now.

Furdog we all love you. DW just shows it in his mouthy, unorthodox way.

Blow me Slim! :o/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

translation:

"good to see you on the boards again, Slim! How was your weekend?"

Hope you had a good weekend. Didn't see you at the Lodge on Saturday but not many people saw me either, as its hard to see someone that far back. :D

Bad reviews? :confused: The only thing anyone has ever questioned is your knack for showing up a few minutes before tee time. We even offer to help when you show up and have 40 people waiting to pay, run ctps, while you're getting ready and run ctps when you're doing scores. We offer to help because we would like to be done with our round before we need glow lights. All we are asking is to start semi close to the posted time and you get all huffy about it? :confused:



Way to hang in there buddy.

Is he going to get the course installed and run ChandlerStock for you also? :o

Should we go ahead and start referring to it as WayneStock, the home of Peace Love and Long speeches? :o:D


If Lucy let Charlie Brown kick the ball everytime, how much fun would that be? :(



I don�t look at the time noted on the schedule as tee time because I never know how many people are going to show up. I look at it as that�s what time I�ll be there for sure and I�ll try and get everyone out as quick as possible after that. I realize that may not be how you and others expect it to be but if I were to say sign ups at 5:50, tee at 6:30 then I would still have stragglers showing up at 6:25 or calling me to tell me they�re 5 minutes away and please hold until they get there.

Obviously that confuses a lot of people.

I try to make up for it by not playing when I get a big crowd so I can have the cash and plastic payouts ready when everyone comes in. That�s really my big drag on the whole thing because when I�m by myself I never really know if someone is ripping me off when I�m not looking. If I had my way I would pay all Am�s with cash minus 10 or 20% just so I can get out of there.

Actually I shouldn�t have scheduled them if that is what people are going to expect from me. Last week was a good example and since I don�t have any real stock I sent an email and left it up for grabs for Wayne, Mike, Andrew, or Jerry. Wayne was nice enough to step in and run this Thursday for me. IMO he is probably the best guy to take over that course since he�s currently without one due to the seemly indifference of the Haikey park personnel to get that course up again.

And BTW, I�m proud to announce that Wayne is the official �Co-TD� at CS25 this year. He, along with others, has always been around in the background for the last two years to help Marie and I so I figured this year he might as well get some credit along with some more responsibility should I happen to pass out at some point during the tournament. I know that when Connors ran it I really didn�t have to do anything so Marie and I are working to see that Wayne only has to handle a few tech questions should they arise along with an occasional long speech or two when we�re trying to get cards and final scores together. He also always good for the ROF and this year I might put him in charge of the gate key after 2am when I�m no where to be found. I normally don�t drink that much when TD�in at CS but this year when my nose starts to glow then that means Wayne is in charge.

Wise, there was a time when you first told me to take the Chandler position that I thought that maybe you would want to be a Co-TD at Chandlerstock. That was before I saw you sit in the passenger seat to write names at one of my mini�s and I found out you can�t write or spell worth crap under pressure. You and Opie are still good at checking camp fees and instilling fear in some of the OKC guy�s with your dragnet park security service.

I don�t know right now if I will run CS next year and if I don�t I would hope who ever takes over there will maintain some of the traditions and value that Marie and I tried to add ourselves along with the ones we carried over from John Green. Right now it looks like the Tye Dye shirts might be out this year as the Tye Dye lady�s phone is no longer in service. I just talked to her two weeks ago and she didn�t say anything about going out of business so I don�t know what�s going on. :confused:

Oh and BTW Pigpen, I'm not Charlie Brown, I'm his dog.

Sounds like you have it under control. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Too bad about the Tye-dye though that DOES suck! :(

With Waynes help maybe we can get you our for some night golf, Saturday night.

This is strictly an idea: If you don't want to run Chandlerstock next year, I beleive Woody might be looking for a permanent venue for the Crow Throw. Why not just slide it in where chandlerstock ends. Just an idea.

WHAT????.....Let Woody worm his way in on my mountain???....Over my dead carcas. :mad:;)..... CS should continue whether I do it or someone else does it.

It's the only park in town we're allowed to camp and even that is not a given. I don't see why you can't do both but you need to remember that those camping fee's go to our Park Friends account which in turn covers some of the maintenance of the course itself. In the case of this year, 1/3 of the new baskets. I would never want to see the name changed from either "Chandlerstock" or "The Tornado Open".

I don't know all the details from the past but I know the people that take care of that park loves the TDSA and disc golfers in general. That's based on years of good will communications between the two organizations and people like John Green and I hate to say his name, Zooc. :(

John Green can tell you more history than I can but I found out when I took over that there was more to being TD there than just showing up for mini's. You need to get involved with the park and be open and willing to bring support to things like their United Way tourney, the kids summer camp, and of course Earth Day which at CS we show our support by making an extra effort to pick up trash as we play and clean up after ourselves.

I not really looking to give up CS and much as I'm looking to take a break next year and let someone else who will keep the traditions going and not turn it into a low-value overpriced business.

I'm not saying that is what Woody would do because I don't see what's stopping him from doing a Crow Throw there anyway and especially now that you'll have two courses for larger events.

;)

On second thought, Woody works at "Crow Creek" but for two years no CS sponsorship, never brings appetizers, booze, or beer to my mini's and basically only shows up when there's a big ace pot so as far as I'm concerned he can call it the "Crow Creek Blows Chunks Open". /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

He is officially BANNED like all the other riff-raff!!!! :D

in his defense he did arrange for Joes to donate a free keg of beer at the 07 stillwater classic. And I did get a shirt as well from the Crow Throw. Excuse me for having an opinion on a boring windy day. ;)

Sounds to me like you have a "Woody" for Woody. ;)

And hows does Opie rate a free keg sponsorship from Woody for the 07' Stillwater Classic? Doesn't Opie know that free beer won't help him to mate. :D

I thought about a free keg at CS but I don't want the liabilty. I mean it's ok to run over someone in a tent with a golfcart but I don't want Devan or Neagele doing it with their car.

I Have banned myself from chandler for ever so find yourself a new cooler I QUIT!!!!!!!!!

Thanks buddy. I'm sure attendance will increase in your absence but I'm afraid the late night ratings will probably go down without your late night talk show.

Saves me from having to have Wise and Lil'Treat kick you out. :cool:

Your mantle is not worthy of a CS trophy anyway. :o:D

The last thing I need at my tourny is some old hippie biker protesting against my entry fee and looking for a senior citizen discount. ;)

glad that makes you happy nobody will miss me anyway and 19 trophys for 1st place in 9 years will just have to do !!!!

Yeah that's right. You and Muff go to Kansas and play and forget about old Furdog's tournament. Forget about the new course, celebrating Earth day, or that fact that Lil'Moose and I came to visit you in the hospital only to have you flash your little beans and frank at poor Marie.

This new course has been Mitchell proofed anyway so you probably won't do any good there so Kansas is really your best excuse. :o ....Rumour was that Wise and some other pros were going to bag down and take your trophy anyway. :D

I am not going to kansas I am going to become one of those casual golfers that won't play any tournaments chandler stuck most of all sorry you wasted your time visit[ng me at the hospital I don't even remember you being there good drugs or bad memeory O Well SEE YA NOT!!!!!!

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Now you griped about prices at the GCD but then you showed up anyway. Then you griped about DJ bagging into your division. IMO DJ only did what you've been doing for years which is work to play in a division where you think you have an advantage. Are you griping about my entry fees or are you just afraid those guys are out to get you? :D

You can always bag down into intermidiate and clean up there. :)

We can even get you a "Drama Queen" trophy if you like. :)

Thanks Dave I love it you won't be far behind me at the rate youre going !!!!!!! But hang in there somebody has to keep bringing up the rear

I have injuries and they will heal, your situation is a little different, you just SUCK! :o:D

Furduck you are just mad because you can't beat me and you can't show up on sundays on time

Not acording to furduck I am just takeing advantage of my division

Just another reason you SUCK!!!!!!!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

We can even get you a "Drama Queen" trophy if you like. :)




Say it ain't so FurDog, you're not going to give away the only trophy you have ever won? :o:p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I am the "Drama King" and my soap opera runs seven days a week. You and Mitchell run second and third with all your injury, somebody done me wrong, and "it sucks getting old" excuses.

I had to listen to both of you whine after the GCD so I'll take the "Doctor Phil" title too. :cool:

WOW two trophys or titles because I have not seen the trophys That is a grate accomplishment in ones life time hope it dont go to your head it is big enough now !!!!!!!

When you go to apply for or bid on a job do you bring your trophies with you as evidence that you do good work?

Are those trophies the only form of birth control that you use? :confused:

Did you lose your chance working at Orange County Choppers to Mikey? ;)

At least I have trophys

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I'll consider 2 or 3 of those earlier trophies to be legit but in the DG history books all the others will have an asterisk next to them due to failure to launch above Am status.

Even Tonya Harding went pro after she took out Nancy. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Braggin about 9 or 10 1st place trophies in the same division is like braggin about living with your parents for the past 30-40 years.

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He didn't give those out. Spring Fling was Martin's event.

Sorry martin

I forgot Fur duckey only does one and done my bad

That's right buddy!!!! You put your foot in your mouth that time!!!!....Martin's event's rule!!!!! :cool:

Try again Newman because with over 13,500 views and over 1000 replies, we set bar for intelligent sarcastic humor very high on this thread and you have yet to even qualify for admission at entry level position. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Well if that is intelligent humor I guess I missed it because at that level you might never get your head out of your butt wise is much funnier than you will ever be and i don't need to get to your level MR ONE AND DONE sorry wise but it fits to a tee and at least i said i was sorry for my mistake I guess you never make mistakes like the mini schedule 550 !!!!!!!

What is this with the "One and Done" and why can't you punctuate your sentences? :confused:

I remember getting a "One and Done" shirt at Wise's bag tag tourney but I don't see how it relates to Chandlerstock or the mini's I run. Are you comparing your TD and event record to mine? I would love to attend a "RAM" event but I never see any. Maybe you and Dave can do an event at Centennial in Owasso and I can show up and point out all the problems with it? :) You know if you were to run a trophy only event like the one you're looking for then maybe other TD's would lead by your example. Then you can run for admin again and maybe you could get voted in and blow TDSA cash like the rest of us. :) :D

BTW I taught Wise everything he knows. ;)

I guess I am just not as good as you are at any thing I give "UP YOU WIN GOOD BY HAVE A NICE LIFE"

Oh come on Mitchell. Where would Seinfield be without Krammer, Elaine, or a George Can't-stan-ya? :cool:

Everybody always tells me that you can't please everyone so I figure those people must be speaking from experience so welcome to the world of human discontent and be glad that at least God loves you. :cool:

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Stewie thiks ...............
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Bill says.............
http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/people/yousuck.jpg :D

Hey, easy with the you suck lines that is how I always got greated by Steve down at riverside. :D
I hope he was refering to my disc golf though. :o

Ok, the Tye Dye shirts will be back again this year and there will be a discount for all "CS25 Back Stage Pass" holders.

Long sleeves are special order and limited so I need to know now who wants one. Their price will be $18 (no discount). Post size and/or leave a message on my cell (636-5704) today or tomorrow at the latest.

Also, if you bought a tag last Thursday and your name is not on this list please let me know. I believe I'm missing a few people because my helper handling the bag helped him self but didn't keep track of anything else.

Tag Update as of 03/25/09

Lil'Moose # 1
Slack Attack # 2 (Random draw)
? # 3
Devon Owens # 5
? # 6
? # 9
Mike Treat # 10
Mason Skinner # 11
Chris Hicks # 12
Mike Connors # 13
Orville Wagoner # 14
? # 15
Corey Leemhuis # 16
John Barton # 17
? # 18
? # 19
Jeremy Geiger # 20
? # 21
Bill Pennington # 22
Jerry (The New Michael Jordan) Stacy # 23
Dough (Daytona Dude) Duff # 24
Jesse Carlisle # 25
Kim Click # 26
Wayne (But wait, there's More!) Forest # 27
Emmett Finch # 28
Lois # 29
Bryan Hinds # 32
William Bredemeyer # 33 Courtesy of GCD newest DFL'er Dave Wise.
Rob # 38
Brad HOI # 42
Gary (The Camera Guy) Nail # 44
Rob Davis # 45
Doc (The True World Champion) Morton # 47
Barb Paske # 49
George Skinner # 50
? # 51
Mike Click # 54
Bud Johnson # 57
Joe Jones # 58
Pat Standingbear # 58
? # 62
Mitch Mac # 66
? # 69
? # 70
Terril Paske # 74
Billy Swanson # 76
Bill "Slim" Moyer # 77
Jim Geurin # 79
James Diel # 80
Dave "The Stinky Pinky Protector" Wise # 84
Wade Largent # 88
Daryl Johnson # 98
Martin Norris # 99
Dave (The Stinky Pinky) Wise # 100

RESERVED:
Evan McKee
Kevin &amp; Becky from OKC
Shane Kay
Joyle Deering


Anyone with a tag listed with a "?" that can't post, or if you want to reserve one, please leave a message on my cell (636-5704).

BTW...There's a new sheriff in town....and his name is Wayne Forest and here is what he has to say for tonight....

... Thursday ... BE THERE ! ... enjoy "Li'l Moose Mountain" where "FurDog Rulz" ... be a CHANDLER RAMBLER as you ramble a round of 18-Holes ... take the CHANDLER CHALLENGE with and against your friends ... a great side-benefit : get your Game grooved ... sharpen your edge ... work on all your mid-range game and putts before the "Duncan Lake Hillclimber" in two short days ...
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... and ...
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... the debut of the all-new April mini-schedule ... along with Green Country Open A-Tier flyers ; ChandlerStock flyers ; State Championship flyers ... be the first kid on your block to have : the latest -and- greatest -and- most-up-to-datest ...
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... p.s. ,
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... be on there on time ... better yet , be early ...
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... I will ...

is the weather going to get crazy before or after the mini. that is the question.

It's Spring and March and in Oklahoma. :confused:
Never bet on the weather in Oklahoma just prepare for the worst and be there. :D

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Right and since it's a pitch &amp; putt with no ace pot he probably won't have to deal with you.

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Well that's it then.

I'm pulling a Mitchell.

Good-bye Disc Golf. I'm taking my new baskets and going home. :p

Then go home....crybaby..

but leave the baskets at the gate :D

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[censored], I leave the board for 1 afternoon to actually go play and I miss the action /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

as a paid subscriber to this board..... that sux :(

I know what you mean Two Burger Nose Picker. I was out Friday and it looks like I ran little Twoputt right off the board.

No, your'e like the the little fat kid that was fun to pick on until all he did was stand there and cry like Nacy Kerrigan. "Whyyyyyyyyyy Meeeeeeeeee?" :p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

So you're saying you pick on fat people? :confused: Figures since you can't earn a lunch on your own you would have to steal one from someone else. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Do you trip blind people too?

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You're going to fry like....

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You're right there with me Buddy!
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I don't think so because I found Jesus. BVA had him locked up with all the spare baskets and TDSA inventory.

Even I did end up in the fryer though, like always, I'll be on top. :cool:

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You always have been a big fan of the "Village People".

What's this I hear about no smoking or drinking at this new flood plain pitch &amp; putt course in Owasso? What is the name again??? Craptennial? You going for the Mormon crowd or what? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....As TD are you going to change your name to Donnie Osmond? :cool:

I'm going to be at Chandler Park tomorrow the 31st at 8:30am to mark the tee pads and to help clear three of the holes on the new course.
If anyone can come help out you are officially invited. We mainly need to clear brush, briars, and trim a few limbs - so loppers, gloves and/or a powerful weed eater would help. There will be an employee of the parks dept to help out too (with a pole saw).
We will be working near the maintainence building east of the old course.
Happy to have help from whomever can make it (sorry for the short notice).

It will be what you could only dream of, or should I say what Hicks and Jose` dreamed of? :o On top of that I didn't have to prostitute a bunch of Arky plastic to pay for it. :o

Thanks Owasso. ;)

Cheap Arkie plastic? That's funny considering that you bought two. :cool: ....And Hicks got involved because if it goes bad I got to blame it on someone. :D ...On top of that though, he's a real Pro and the karma from his involvement with the course and as my campaign manager has paid off with big time wins over your wimpering butt. :o

Is it true that they are going to have dope sniffing dogs and breathalizers at the entrance to Craptennial? I also heard that you can't throw a disc in that park without hitting a jogger. I guess you'll be selling insurance on site eh? :D

Maybe you should change the name to the AVALANCHE KENNY MEMORIAL DISC GOLF CHURCH OF REHAB AND SOBRIETY: ACCEPTING NON-SINNERS ONLY. What are you trying to do???....Clean up the sport and hack off the Columbian's? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

no, just you.

and very effectivley I might add. :o

Hold on.....(Insert sound of bong bubbles)....... Free CTP on hole # 1 everybody!!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Real Nice Otis. ............... I bet you can't wait to get out of there and start singing Blue Skys.

If you could learn to drink and drive instead of drinking before you drive, then you might make your events on time. :o

Marie and I are quitting Disc Golf and are going to train for the Rock, Paper, Sissors competition in Las Vegas next December. The prize money is $50,000 and unlike DG, will be televised on ESPN.

You stay here and help keep those dopers and drinkers out of Owasso parks. I'll come up there as soon as the Owasso subway is completed. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Is Rock, Paper , Sissors going to be one the competitions for the bag tag holders at chandlerstock this year?

Sounds like a plan. Instead of a fourth round we'll just settle it with Rk,PPer,Sissors.

I know Twoputt will be giving out free hand jobs also. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I choose to no longer deal with your abuse but I will accept your advice of me going somewhere else that weekend. :o

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dave, where and how do you get these fantastic dots?
have a great day.
this is so entertaining while babysitting.
signed by having a blast watching the twoputt furdog show.

Here's a little Terry Jacks-Seasons in the Sun for you.

Goodbye, Twoputt, my little one,
You gave me crap and helped me find the sun,
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground;

Goodbye, Twoputt, and please don't cry.
When all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air,
Whiff of flowers ev'rywhere,
I wish that we could both be there!

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the days have all passed and the seasons are all gone. :(

Thanks to Pat Standingbear, all the Chandler Park workers, and Gary Nail for helping work on the new course (name anyone?) at Chandler. Those guys at Chandler are really helping make this course a nice one!
I hope I can get back from my honeymoon on Sunday to Tulsa to get a round in with everyone at Chandlerstock and see what they think of the new course (typical disc golfer mentality on my part, running back from my honeymoon to play disc golf with my buddies ).
I'm starting to see this thing become a reality

Thanks Cris and Gary. If it wasn't for you guys (and me on occasion) this thread would probably never have any REAL news.

Chandlerstock in Tulsa this year will be VUN-DER-BAR!!!!

Let's all get drunk and do the Chicken Dance!!!! :cool:

Looks like Andrew is giving FurDog his opinion of his chicken dance gone wrong. :o

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See???....If you don't show up who's going to keep Barney and his one bullet in line? If you don't show up who's going to scare the OKC guys into running out the backside of their tents and give them that "Deer in Headlights" look?

Yogi and Boo-boo need you Ranger!!!! :cool:

I don't think its Andrew or Booboo that need to be kept in line. :p
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But I may suprise you and show up, never know. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


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See???....If you don't show up who's going to keep Barney and his one bullet in line? If you don't show up who's going to scare the OKC guys into running out the backside of their tents and give them that "Deer in Headlights" look?

Yogi and Boo-boo need you Ranger!!!! :cool:



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You're supposed to be on my side. :(

Keep that up and your RV sleeping quarters will be down graded to the luggage rack. ;)

Wise will be there because his only other alternative is spending the weekend with his buddies Muff and Mitchell in Kansas or at Craptennial smoking pole. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Hows this for alternatives, arsewipe?

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You, Muff, and Mitchell are going there????

That's a long way to go to smoke pole mon.

(insert "Love Boat" theme music here)

Mitchell can handle Duff's pole just fine.

And since you have never been to where that pic is, then going to Chandler Stock would be like a clonoscopy compared to that beach, just so you know. :o

I'd bet if I gave Marie the choice of weekend locations, you'd be left with only your palm pilot. :o:D

Personally I would rather go to Tahiti. If you ever saw the movie "The Bounty" you would understand what I'm talking about. :)

Marie prefers the mountains, Alaska, and places like Jackson Hole Wyoming and big sky places like Montana. Now if Keanu Reeves invited her to the islands she might go but not with an old fat Avalanche Kenny. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Get real. There is no DvD market for "Old Fat Guys Gone Wild". :(

On top of that originally you guys were going to go to the "Sandals" resort if I remember but when you sent your pictures in they obviously rejected your reservation because they have standards there and decided yours was not type of body anyone should have to look at on a beautiful beach like that. :D

CHANDLER STOCK 2025
and he said 2009 was his last year........... :o
at lease Marie is still with him :D
But it looks like he lost his shorts. :o
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Yea, well I can get to the other beach in 4 hours, Tahiti will take a day and a half. The water is no different.

Do you really want to test her on that one? :o Especially being the arsehole that you are? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif I would hate to leave you crushed and crying as we flew off in the sunset. :D

Moose run with Jerry Garcia. I am the Alpha male.

Avalanche Kenny is the Beta male.

It's not my fault that Julie just settled but should something happen to you, Marie and I will take care of her and little Drew. :cool:

Let's all get drunk and do the Chicken Dance!!!! :cool:


this guy is ready...
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is that dave wise crawling out of the chicken after his all night drunk

Nothing like being hung over with a smile on your face. :D

Chickenhead

^^^^^
Wannabe


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what grade where you in when your mom took that photo. :D

gotta go Rt. Drivin' be back later.

I got that from your mom, she tried to tell me it was mine, but I ain't claiming it. I'm trying to remember what she looked like though.........hard to put a face to it, when all I saw was the back of her head. :o:D

I'm sure hanging around all of those chickenheads your just misremembering. bock bock....

you must be doing some heavy sales today, I kept waiting for a humorus response. Or you ran out of jokes.

its just better if you use jokes with people that get them. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You know it always breaks my heart to see anyone on here fighting, arguring, or mistreating anyone in a dis-repectfull manner.... I have always tried to avoid such confrontations and I would like to implore all you that would think such actions are a way of getting things done, ....to look away from such folly and look towards a more mean-in-full and inventive way of showing dis-repect and dis-harmony towards your fellows friends and Disc-Golfers without having to stoop to levels beyond the true spirit of humanity and general social injustice. :( :)

My name is Furdog....and I approve this message!!!1 :)

that is the biggest crock of BS I have ever seen spewed from your keyboard. ;) I was just stepping in and taking a few jabs for you so you don't get beat up on as much. That won't happen again. And as far as disrespecting; I just callem like I see'm. A guy wears a chicken hat, hes going to be called a chickenhead. :oEven if he doesn't know what i'm refering too. I wasn't the one talking about someones mom in a negative way. SO leave me out of your rant. ;)

Heres a thought, when the new Chandler is in Have the adv and Pro divisions play at the new course and the rest at Old Chandler ???? Comments:

here you go Hinds!! http://rlv.zcache.com/am_i_cool_yet_tshirt-p235128151423996804qixv_400.jpg

When you talk about "Pro's" in Tulsa you should cast a fart into the wind and wonder about when the last time you saw a "Pro" on TV or ESPN talking about the tough hole they just nailed that wasn't related to them in some far off distant kind of Kentucky kind of way.

You of all people should know that no matter what a "Worm Grinder" you have become,...you should always look towards a better life with or without the baggage of a sub-par "DG Career" that you may or may not want people to know about, and understand that there is still "hope" for you no matter how far around the bottem of the toliet bowl you circle. :o:o

TONIGHT!!!....TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!!

FD MT.

Bag tags available!!!!

"Hope" is not lost......"Hope" is only the beginning.

$1 Disount to everyone that has something bad to say about "Puff and Muff". :cool:

I guess trying to be creative and pro-active in the sport gets you called names and made fun of these days. Hope that makes you feel manly trying to call me out. I won't say how I truly feel about those previous comments and just leave it be.

$1 Disount to everyone that has something bad to say about "Puff and Muff". :cool:



I was getting on here to mention the fact that you ran a great mini last night...you were even there before I was at 5:30, but now I take all that back...you made me walk to far sign up, you made me wait, and you parked where I would have to walk by you during my round...come on Furdog shape up! :p

Furdog ran an impeccable mini last night.

On time and very organized..

Great job.....

Tag Update as of 04/12/09

Lil'Moose # 1
Slack Attack # 2
? # 3
Devon Owens # 5
? # 6
? # 9
Mike Treat # 10
Mason Skinner # 11
Chris Hicks # 12
Mike Connors # 13
Orville Wagoner # 14
? # 15
Corey Leemhuis # 16
John Barton # 17
? # 18
? # 19
Jeremy Geiger # 20
? # 21
Bill Pennington # 22
Jerry (The New Michael Jordan) Stacy # 23
Dough (Daytona Dude) Duff # 24
Jesse Carlisle # 25
Kim Click # 26
Wayne (But wait, there's More!) Forest # 27
Emmett Finch # 28
Lois # 29
Hannah # 31
Bryan Hinds # 32
William Bredemeyer # 33
Justin Roley # 35
? # 37
Rob # 38
? # 40
? # 41
? # 42
Brad HOI # 42
Shane Kay # 43
Gary (The Camera Guy) Nail # 44
Rob Davis # 45
? # 46
Doc (The True World Champion) Morton # 47
? # 48
Barb Paske # 49
George Skinner # 50
? # 51
? # 52
Mike Click # 54
? # 55
Bud Johnson # 57
? 58
Becky # 60
Kevin # 61
? # 62
Mitch Mac # 66
? # 69
? # 70
Terril Paske # 74
? # 75
Billy Swanson # 76
Bill "Slim" Moyer # 77
Jim Geurin # 79
James Diel # 80
? # 81
Dave "The Stinky Pinky Protector" Wise # 84
Wade Largent # 88
Daryl Johnson # 98
Martin Norris # 99
Dave (The Stinky Pinky) Wise # 100

RESERVED:
Evan McKee
Joyle Deering

Any tag # not listed is still in the bag and available.

Anyone with a tag listed with a "?" that can't post, or if you want to reserve one, please leave a message on my cell (636-5704).

You must have your tag with you at CS25 to be eligible for special moose give aways. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I played the new layout on Friday with Wilkes, we liked it a lot, so we brought some others back on Sunday only to find it has been WUSSIFIED! :mad: WTF????????

Was some REC already complaining its too tough? :confused: :confused: :p

Everything is still being tweaked.

# 3 I like the original position behind the trees but I�m concerned with the proximity of the pad to # 1�s basket for safety and flow issues. Most of the hacks are throwing from # 2 pad into # 3 fairway. What do you think about pulling # 3�s pad back south to the tree line and adding more distance?

# 4 I didn�t do anything to this hole except plant a flag after the little punk kids took off with the old one.

# 5 I just moved it because people at the shelter were parking on the tee pad so either the pad needs to move or the shelter needs to go.

# 13 Temp move because of the picnic table which also needs go. Since # 6 on the short course is going to be gone soon we should move this pad south and into where we started that Am course that one time which will lengthen the hole.

# 14 I didn�t touch this one so I don�t know what you�re talking about.

# 16 Didn�t touch that one either but that needs revision also because of the shelter on the left coming into play.

# 18 Original was within 2 or 3 feet of two trees. To me it�s a safety issue so I asked Cris to move it and he moved it just right of those trees. Last I saw it still played technical.

I don�t have a problem with making it tough but I�m not going to sacrifice safety over it. You pro�s may be able to throw and land where you want but general population of �hacks� that come out there are going to be breaking car windows or shanking one into some little kid�s head. I'll see if we can import some Mohawk swamp into some of those area's.

Last Easter weekend was probably not the norm but some holes were un-play-able due to large gatherings around the green �covered� shelters specifically and the one picnic table on # 13.

# 11 has the same potential problem. One with the shelter on the right, and the other with # 12 t-pad within 40ft and to the left of # 11 basket. I guess I shouldn�t worry about that because only DG�ers will get hit in the back of the head on that one.

BTW � I appreciate your efforts and constructive suggestions but until your Craptennial course is complete you shouldn�t be talking too much trash. At least you can drink and smoke at my course. It sounds like the only thing that�s going to be happening at your course are AA meetings, drug rehab mini�s, and bible study every other hole. It reminds me of a course to train new TD�s on because when you take away the smokers and the power drinkers in DG, you shouldn�t have any problem getting the 10-15 players that show up started on time. :o;)

Well you had one wussie course already, We were led to beleive the NEW course was the BIG BROTHER, not little sis. :o

The new course is still the best one of the two on the mountain now. Bring your cleats for the natural pads this weekend though and bring you game, this course is still tougher than the original. Can you go bogey free? I doubt it. :p

Wow Dave. That almost sounds like an official Wise endorsement. I feel like I just gave Mikey a bowl of cereal and he likes it. :cool:

It makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

Come here and give me hug. :)

I played the course for the first time today with Woody. I love the layout. I think I only ended up at 1 0r 2 down but we were also trying new routes and making sure we were throwing to the proper basket. Overall I'd say it is 8 of 10 star course. Bring your A game on the tight lie shots or you won't sniff a birdie.

I'm glad to hear some people are enjoying the new course. You can thank Furdog and Marie for not only having the foresight to make this new course a reality but also their $ sponsorship.
Speaking of which, I am putting a bounty on hole #6 of the new course (the original placement I nailed down) of $25 for whomever birdies (2 shots) this hole during tournament play. Yes you can use mulligans in your attempt. I heard Boy Wonder already birdied it in practice :D
There will hopefully be improvements and concrete pads coming to this course after Chandlerstock. If you know me the course will become a little tougher as long as it is fair, fun, and safe (and the Godfather Furdog approves it) :cool:
Hope everyone has a great time at Chandlerstock, see you there on Sunday ;)

Tag Update as of 04/22/09. As far as I know, most of these are pre-CS as known at registration accept I know that Matthew Treat who started with # 1 lost it in the first round and at the end of the tournament it was in Dennis Minnick's possession. :o:D

BTW- Evan Mckee was spotted with an outlaw "# 420 Stinky Pinky" so I'm offering a bounty to whomever can get it from him. ;)

Dennis Minnick's Daughter # 1 (We'll probably never see that again.)
Slack Attack # 2 (Defended all weekend)
? # 3
Devon Owens # 5
Thong Lee # 6
Leon Sanders # 7
Billy Juby # 8
Furdog # 9 (Thank you Matthew Treat) :cool:
Mike Treat # 10
Mason Skinner # 11
Chris Hicks # 12
Mike Connors # 13
Orville Wagoner # 14
? # 15
Corey Leemhuis # 16
John Barton # 17
? # 18
? # 19
Dustin Bell # 20
? # 21
Bill Pennington # 22
Jerry Stacy # 23
Dough Duff # 24
Jesse Carlisle # 25
Kim Click # 26
Wayne Forest # 27
Emmett Finch # 28
Michael Wells # 29
Hannah # 31
Bryan Hinds # 32
William Bredemeyer # 33
Joyle Deering # 34
Justin Roley # 35
Dave Pennekamp # 37
Rob # 38
Wade Largent # 39
? # 40
? # 41
Brad HOI # 42
Shane Kay # 43
Gary (The Camera Guy) Nail # 44
Rob Davis # 45
Austin Thornton # 46
Doc (The True World Champion) Morton # 47
? # 48
Barb Paske # 49
George Skinner # 50
? # 51
Joe Jones # 52
Dustin Hayes # 53
Mike Click # 54
? # 55
Bud Johnson # 57
? # 56 (Formally owned by Dennis Minnick)
? 58
Becky Schneider # 60
Kevin Gilliland# 61
? # 62
Marshall Barton # 63
Jeff Green # 64
Amber Marchant # 65
Mitch Mac # 66
Johnny Thompson # 67
Cam Schwartz # 68
Snakeskin # 69
Jason McDaniel # 70
Mongo UPDGA 0000 # 71
Michael Acosta # 72
Tony "Sky" Walker # 73
Terril Paske # 74
? # 75
Billy Swanson # 76
Bill "Slim" Moyer # 77
Mike "Two Guns" Coberly # 78
Jim Geurin # 79
James Diel # 80
Adam Gibbs # 81
Dave "The Stinky Pinky Protector" Wise # 84
Judy Best # 85
Kent VanBuskirk # 86
Kevin Nanaeto # 87
Wade Largent # 88
Daniel Babcock # 89
Seth Cook # 90
Jeff Stewart # 91
Marco Baquera # 92
Kelly Watkins # 96
Jesse Crew # 97
Daryl Johnson # 98
Martin Norris # 99
Dave (The Stinky Pinky) Wise # 100

I'm #37 now. Big Nich has 32 I think.

If the bounty is good enough I may just give the "outlaw tag" to you /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

keep it till alma and I'll trade you what I have at that time and Maybee cash or some discs. Don't think we'll be on a card together anytime soon.

... it's "Friday Nite Flights" ... at Chandler Park ... 2-night ... May 1 ... see ya there ...

If it continues to rain like this, I think not. :eek:

mud on the mountain doesnt last too long

You calling FurDog mud?:D

... it's "Friday Nite Flights" ... at Chandler Park ... 2-night ... May 1 ... see ya there ...
Have fun on the mountan, I get to work:(

With a possible low turnout tonight might be a good nite for me to come out and put my # 9 tag on the line. :)

why aren't there any minis on the schedule for chandler this month?

Because I'm tired. When Wayne asked me if I wanted some dates it was right around the time I was getting ready for CS25 so I wasn't in the mood to run any mini's in May. I'm officially on vacation. On top of that, # 14 is getting ready to be pulled to make way for the sewage lagoon so until we get that taken care of,.....no mini's at Chandler by me.

Whats the lagoon got to do with it? Don't you have two courses out there now?:cool:

There are scheduled top secret mini's going on at Chandler all the month of May but I've been advised by my lawyer not to post it here or I would have to share the spoils with the TDSA. ;)

Since the club voted down my request to fund a 30 foot jumbo Trinitron scoreboard and 5.1 surround sound for every t-pad, I have been reduced to fund my projects at Chandler in an outlaw fashion without the clubs knowledge. That is why I have to keep admins like Muff in the dark. :D

****, you should have just told them that with their donation for the JumboTron, 5 kids will get to go to camp.:D

Well personally I thought Opie was a little too old to go to camp but guess they'll accept anyone nowdays.

Considering that it's Girl Scout camp though I can only assume that his payouts at Dovillio will be in the form of cookies. Edible payout. Why didn't I think of that? Instead of paying out cash & plastic a CS25 I could have paidout with left over chocolate easter bunnies and Reese's Pieces. :D

You could have given away hot dogs for free. :eek:

and you haven't invited me to play in these mini's...chicken.

I'm thinking....rogue mini on the mountain...

Ok, I can�t believe this type of problem exists but in today�s world I guess some people just don�t have anything else better to do than try and screw things up for the rest of us.

I have just been informed by Pat Standingbear, the County Parks Maintenance supervisor, that one or more �bad egg� DGer�s have been taking a detour and trespassing into the area behind the maintenance building and destroying and/or dragging the Xmax decorations out into the wooded holes on the new �Moose Run� course. In one case they drug Santa�s sleigh all the way out to the big dog leg hole. They also broke it in the process of throwing it over the rock pile.

For those that don�t know, all of those Xmas decorations are for the Xmas light display that the park puts on in December. Most all of them have either been donated or are property of business�s and organizations that support the park light display. The person or persons doing this are screwing the rest of us because if it continues we will probably at least end up losing the two holes in the woods or they might pull the course all together and then we�ll be back to where we started.

While it possibly could be non-DGer�s involved, it appears evident that these people are DGers since they are populating the holes with the displays and Pat informed me that none of this was happening before we put the course in. In some cases they just destroy the displays on site. This crap urks me to no end. If you owned a business and donated something to a park only to find out it was destroyed by disc golfers I�m sure you might lobby the county to get rid of the disc golfers altogether. It really tends to justify the public DG stereotype and hurts the sport in general.

If we lose those two holes there is not much room left to put them somewhere else unless we somehow shorten the few long holes we currently have. I don�t want to have to do that.

I can�t imagine a TDSA member would be doing this.

Please pass the word and if anyone knows who is doing this please tell them to stop. If you don�t want to say anything to them or they tell you to screw off then tell me who they are. If you see someone out there where they are not supposed to be or hauling Xmas stuff around, please take a picture of them if you have a camera cell phone and send it to me.

This is not about narc�ing on your friends because if they really are your friends they wouldn�t be trying to screw you out of the sport we all love and enjoy.

wow thats some of the crappiest news ive heard in a while. how are we supposed to grow the sport with losers like this destroying private property. The christmas lights display is pretty freakin cool too. I say if we find out who did it we subject them to a firing squad. We bring them to the next chandler mini and put them 30 feet away and have all the golfers grab their destroyers, bosses, firebirds and let em rip... but seriously this crap has to stop. two courses at chandler is awesome

Well at least its not just Hunter any more that is getting jacked with
even though, it is not cool
just send them my way I will take care of them for u

sounds like something we need to inform the coberly clan of... I'll put them on the it. It does suck that we have to deal with this crap, what did you tell Pat.

I told him that I would put the word out. I even thought about putting in some time elapsed camera's for a month to see if we can get a pic of these guys. More than likely the culprits are probably herd golfer casuals.

I'm thinking about offering a reward for the arrest and conviction. All I need is a good pic of someone caught in the act then I'll saturate the park and internet with their photo until I find out who they are and where they live.

I know this isn't the time to post something funny...but...

...if someone has a copy of that pic with twoputts head on barny's body and they posted it to this thread...I would laugh...but not whole heartily...

I will keep an eye out for the ******-bags...

EXTRA!!!!!�..EXTRA!!!!!�.EXTRA!!!!!

Coming in June to Furdog�s Mountain!!!!!

Special guest TD Joyle Deering every Thursday night at 6pm. You know that guy will start on time so be there or be square.

Then Saturday June 13th it�s the Duff Special!!!!

A one day non-sanctioned two round summer blast of fun with lunch included!!!!

Check out flyer here>>>>> www.tulsadiscsports.org/2009duffspecialflyer.html

Then get ready to be mystified the next day, Sunday June 14th, with the �Mystic Moose All CTP Shootout�!!!

That�s right�.the Moose is Loose with cash CTP�s on every hole!!!!

Check out flyer here>>>>> www.tulsadiscsports.org/2009mysticmooseflyer.html

Don�t miss these great events coming in June!!!!

You may want to contact the county first. Hole 1 is not in. Hole 4 is not in. Needs to be mowed. Drove out there yestersay to play, a little disappointing to get there and find the same two holes not in the ground after almost 2 months.:( I guess you could always blame it on the guest TD.:cool:

Well to me it will never be complete untill the cement pads and signs are in but that's not going to happen as long as punks and vandals keep trespassing behind the maintenance building and destroying or moving private property onto the course. Makes me kind of sorry Marie and I donated the cash for the baskets in the first place.

I talked to Pat the other day and he said at one time # 1 was done but evidentally they forgot to put steps in to get the disc out of the basket so they dismantled it and are working on a new plan. :confused: I'm to the point of just telling him to blow off the idea, plant the baskets, and use the $600 worth of blocks somewhere else.

# 11's pad still needs to be moved also and if I can't get some help on where to put it then then I'll do it myself and people probably are not going to like it.

On the bright side though, Pat told me he had permission to move two of the small green shelters. He didn't know which ones to move but I'm thinking the one farthest south in the wooded area for sure, and then maybe the one by # 11, though the one by # 5 might open up some of the NE corner by the pool that we didn't even go into. I like # 6 because it's long but perhaps we could run that hole more NE and then shoot back into the woods.

As far as the progress of the county?..... I'm wondering if Zook may have corrupted them into working slower and playing more. :eek:

Did you see any gravel in the new parking area yet?

Didn't see anything new, looked like it did the week before Chandler Stock.

Well I guess I'm going to have to fire Hicks and find a new "Ramrod". How about you Wise? You tend to have that fallic look about you. :)

I bug them every other day about it.

Maybe what we really need is for people to start calling the maintenance building (591-6052) and ask when holes 1 & 4 are going to be completed. (Hint .... hint)

I don't want to complain too much though because compared to what we get from the crew at Haikey, the Chandler crew still rocks above all others.

The club has a good opportunity to make something really special out there. All Pat is asking us for is to cover the cement pads, which has already been approved by the club, and set the forms and provide the labor when it comes time to pour.

If we get those two shelters moved to the new parking lot then I think we should even support some of the cement cost there also. That's my opinion though. I know your opinion based on Craptenial (with no club funds used) but your course in Owasso will never bring in the cash to the TDSA like Chandler will. It doesn't matter whether I'm the TD or not.

Thats a great idea, lets pay for the concrete for the shelters, I'm sure that will help the county with their budget concerns. Maybe when they finish the new gym, we could send some kids to basketball camp too.

For Owasso, I'm not concerned with grabbing as much cash for the club as I can. As a matter of fact it may end up being the only TRUE non-profit course in town, meaning money will not be redistributed to non-performing courses and outside charities. If Owasso makes money, the money will stay there. This is not OBAMA land out here, we like being able to keep what we make and not have to spread it around to those that don't. I just want to have a nice course, with a decent layout and some additional ameneties for the players, like benches.

So you're saying that the TDSA should not support cement for a small shelter or two specifically for DG use at one of it's largest fund raising and publically visable course but you think it's ok that your new privately TD'd non TDSA supported course should keep all of it's funds for benchs for big butt DG'ers?

How is that not helping money rich Owasso with their budget?

You never said the shelters were for DG'ers..............:confused:

I wish we could get more than we do now. I would like to see benches, bag holders, REAL disc golf signage and maps at hole 1 of every course.

I know that is reaching a bit, but with a little work and a little money, we could get it done. For less than $250 and entire course could be set up with 18 4x4 posts , with bag holders and a place for an umbrella. These are the kinds of improvments that the club needs to be doing to all of its premier courses. Or maybe we could establish a matching bench program with the city, since they require a certain type of bench. We raise funds and they match it. This angle works MUCH better than just asking for the money.

Yes, at least one but hopefully two of those small green shelters are in the works to be moved over by the new parking lot by hole # 1 on the “Moose Run”. Pat told me that he has already bought some gravel for the parking lot but he didn’t tell me when that was going in. It’s in the best interest of the park to try and get that done ASAP since they are wanting DG’ers to park there instead of shelter # 3 which they want to reserve more to the general public. I talked to him about having a shelter there a long time ago and they understand. I don’t even care if it has a picnic table under it. In fact I prefer it didn’t so as to keep mom & pop and the kiddies from grabbing it for their picnic. If we could get two of them side by side and connected in some manner that would be great for mini and tourney sign ups when it’s raining.

We are also looking at a nice sign to hold maps of both courses in the new parking area also.

I brought up the idea about the 4x4 wood tee signs with the unbrella holders like Ben Geren but I was met with the comment that “Wood burns” and Pat is probably right considering some of the punks that frequent Chandler. As far as I know, that’s one thing that Fort Smith has over Tulsa…….Less vandalizing morons.

I’m not really a fan of those dinky signs at Dovillio or Mohawk though so if anyone has any other ideas let me know.

I like the matching bench idea.

since you are thinking about doing maps for the courses, it would probably be adequate to just go cheap and paint hole number and distance on the teebox. also the directional marking on the basket (one painted bar) toward the next tee box.

not a revolutionary idea by any means, just my opinion of a cheap solution

With the oil bust in full swing there should be some used surplus oil field or drilling pipe laying around that could be planted and filled with re-bar cross members for bags. we know a welder in the admins.

Jose' and I went to Chandler this morning and created a new hole to replace #11. We also looked at changing pads on old #2, 3, 5, 12, and 16 (adding a mando, possibly a clownsmouth mando). I tried to get ahold of Pat but he was in a meeting so I left a message with Mike telling him we had made some changes and wanted Pat to call me back so we can do a walk through together.
I guess they are just slow in figuring out how to raise the baskets on #1 and #4 but they have already ordered the brick and #4 looks like it is almost done and they just need to add some steps and make #1 look like #4.
Can you really get fired when you aren't getting paid?

Can you really get fired when you aren't getting paid?

It happens to me all the time.

Sorry Cris, you're back in the band. :)

I wasn't talking about 4x4 tee signs. I was wanting the 4x4 posts for bag holders, in addition to any tee signs. The comment, they burn, just dosen't cut it. If thats the case, then they would have already removed the fence around the shelther for firewood. Getting a concreted 4x4 post out of the ground is a lot tougher that getting out a 1" cheap metal pole and you can't bend the 4x4. You can kick it and punch it but it'll hurt. Until they finsish all of the County construction around there and get the parking lots put it, it will continue to be a course under adjustment, which is not a bad thing if you at least give us 18 baskets to play. FOr them to not have #1 and #4 in the ground is just ridiculous and Pat knows it, it just hasn't been on their priority list and they will get to it when they get to it, thats County work.

Well hopefully they will have it done by Duff's special so we can check out the new tee pad placements with a large group and on a weekend so you can see where people gather and if there will be any safety issues. I don't mind having a mando but if it is to provide safety for a nearby picnic table, you can **** well bet that some casual is going to ignore it. I would think with 2 of those shelters out of the way it would open up some possibilties that were not there before.

Like I said, I'm all for the 4X4 tee signs like Ben Geren and they can hold bags also. We can save money and even come back with the matching bench offer although we might be able to recyle some of those existing cement picnic tables and get a couple of benches. The cheapest metal sign I've seen is $60 a piece and they look like crap.

Agreed. I haven't seen a decent tee sign out of any of the basket manufactures. Some of the best ones I have seen, were done by a local company, like they did in Ft. Smith.

FurDog, if you ever get to Kansas City, go by Water Works, just to check out their signs, benches and other stuff they have.

My opinion...

Definetly move the two most southern shelters (and concrete table and benches) to the new parking lot...if you don't want the concrete table and benches at the new parking lot, than they can be moved out onto the course (say 9 or 10s tee pad area)...the shelter at 5s teepad can probably stay...but you should ask Pat to move that one to the new parking lot as well..."supersize that shelter for me please"...3x bigger! Also, if Pat moves the shelter by 5s teepad, it will open up that area for DG if we lose holes 7 and 8 due to the DG hooligans that are messin' with the private property.

...end of my opinion.

Well the problem with most of those picnic tables is that the tables and benches themselves are cemented to the pad they sit on. Don't know really if you can break those up without destroying the bench you're trying to reuse. Losing 7 & 8 is a real possiblity. There is park crew member in the park even on weekends but they nomally go home at 3:30 so I imagine most of this trespassing is going on by the afterschool crowd. :(

I would prefer to have all three shelters lined up at the new parking lot also. I've seen that one by # 5 trashed out with beer cans before and with it gone you won't have to worry about people parking on your tee pad. I know it doesn't look that way during the average weekday, but you get one drunken party going on there on the weekend with 8-10 cars parked around, and then tell me there's not going to be a throw down between some drunk Dg'er and some drunken Joe Public.

We should either show respect or arm ourselves with automatic weapons and be ready to thin the herd if necessary. :)

Ok,....getting back to the original subject before Twobutt interupted the good vibes....

BTW, I think we should change the name of the "Duff Special" to "Duff Stock"!!!!

I actually get to play in this one!!!! :)



EXTRA!!!!!…..EXTRA!!!!!….EXTRA!!!!!

Coming in June to Furdog’s Mountain!!!!!

Special guest TD Joyle Deering every Thursday night at 6pm. You know that guy will start on time so be there or be square.

Then Saturday June 13th it’s the Duff Special!!!!

A one day non-sanctioned two round summer blast of fun with lunch included!!!!

Check out flyer here>>>>> http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/2009d...cialflyer.html

Then get ready to be mystified the next day, Sunday June 14th, with the “Mystic Moose All CTP Shootout”!!!

That’s right….the Moose is Loose with cash CTP’s on every hole!!!!

Check out flyer here>>>>> http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/2009m...ooseflyer.html

Don’t miss these great events coming in June!!!!

would someone care to explain how the moose ctp shootout works... ctp every hole, i got that... but is it per card? do you still keep score? is it ctp for everyone for the whole round? how does it work

Basically we will play this just like a normal mini with all normal mini divisions available. The CTP part is separate in the sense that each player has put in .50 cent per hole (18 holes x .50 = 9$ from your $15 entry fee). Total # of players determines CTP payout per hole. Example: With 40 players each hole will pay $20 cash.

All 18 holes will have a flag and all you have to do is be the closest on the hole at the end of the round because you are playing against everyone. There is no limit on the number you can win.

In the past the entry was $20 and holes were paying like $40 per hole. Some people cleaned up by hitting 3 or 4.

The ace pot will not be in affect but if you hit and an ace then you win that hole unless someone else aces that hole also.

You will still have cards and have to keep score because you are playing a normal mini at the same time though the payout on the mini is $4 per person. $2 goes to the TDSA which is standard on weekends.

BTW...Joel Woody has been notorious by hitting 3-4 ctps at this event in the past so we all need to gang up and deny him this year. :)

I personally will take 3 because this is the year of the dog and I'm feeling all furry inside.

$1.00 per hole CTP please!


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$1.00 per hole CTP please!

totally agree

Well it’s too late now. The flyer is up. It’s all ready on the schedule at $15. Duff has already copied my flyer on his. If I bumped it up to $1 per hole the entry becomes $24. ($18 + $2 + $4). I’m all for $1 per hole but I’m thinking more players will go for $15 vs $24 if they play the $20 Duff Stock the day before.


What if I run an outlaw mini before the event at 10:30am for $1 per hole or even $2 per hole? I’m not scared of you two chumps.:)

I don't care...... but my accountant warned me that if I take too much more from you, I'll have to get a 1099.

Well the event starts at 1pm so I could make an anouncement before the round that anyone wanting to play $1 a hole should stick around and we'll do that following the 1pm round. I know Duff is a sucker and good for some cash and anyone that wins in the first round might want to stick around and try to double their money.

What do you think about a 10am $1 or $2 "Skins" match on Moose Run?

I know Duff is a sucker and good for some cash.:D:D

Please explain.:eek:

I can explain it in two words....."Cha-Ching!!!!" :)

Whatever I lose to you I win off of him.

That's the kind of trickle down economics I like........................:cool:

lovin the idea of higher stakes ctp action after the regular one sounds like fun

Well that settles it then, I'll play Wise for $5 a hole and we'll consider it the "Steak" division. :)

You'll have to make it $10 just for puting up wiht your arse.

No problem, I'll just use the extra cash you fork over for a room upgrade in Vegas.

But who said you are going to be on my card? :confused:

I'll just throw on the card before yours and mark my spot with a dog turd under the basket.

I'll give you a baggie so you can bag it when I'm done.

I can explain it in two words....."Cha-Ching!!!!" :)


If I knew prior to showing up for an event on the mountain that I would have to play on a card with Twoputt and Furdog...I would definetly bring some "Cha-Ching", and not for the two of you but for the TD that I bribe.:p

See Wise.....Mention cash and the cash cow shows up. :)

MOO baby MOO!!!!!

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I like that bell... ding ding:D

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TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

Disc Golf excellence returns to Tulsa’s highest, driest, and most greatest DG complex. Did I say highest?.....Yes I did because you can’t get no higher than Furdog’s Mountain where every hole is elevated above all the other courses in town. Disc fly farther because the air is thinner up there.

Special guest TD tonight and every Thursday for the month of June is Joyle Deering. Start time will be 6pm which means for the Coberly gang, no running back down the mountain five minutes till six to get another six pack of beer because Joyle starts on time.

I will be there to play, help, and run interference for Joyle. I will also be bringing him $74 which will be the starting ace pot so do the math.

My # 9 CS25 tag will be on the line and as a preview of the upcoming “Mystic Moose All CTP Shootout”, my card will be play “$1 All CTP” so be ready to fork out $18 if you want to play on the course pro’s card and have a chance at my tag. Post here or let me know if you’re interested as there are only 4 spots open on my card and you must have your bag tag with you to roll with the big dog.

Look for $1 CTP’s at Duff’s Casino at hole # 1.

Free electrical hookups for all “Vap-heads”.

Free CTP’s sponsored by Lil’ Moose.

All beer drinkers, smokers, and sinners are welcome!!!

It’s all for fun and fun for all!!!!

Way to go Joyle, about time some one stepped up to run some minis out there.:cool:

I don't run minis for one month and all the sudden your female hormones take over and you're griping over no mini's at Chandler? There was a time when you griped when the club ran too many minis at Chandler. Why aren't you griping about no mini's at your super swamp Mohawk?

Right now in the "minis run" department the score is Furdog 30+ / Twoputt-Zip-Zero-Notta.

Face it, if there were divisions for TDSA TD's you wouldn't even qualify for junior division. :eek:

ill be there furdog
ive got tag #42
ive got space in my wallet for 54.00 in ctp winnings
i respectfully request to be on your card.

I'm just happy Joyle can step up when the club needs it the most. Funny how you can't run minis but now you have time to get out there and play, since a real TD has decided to come in and do the right thing. :p

By the way are those two baskets still missing on the new course?:eek:

I've got a dollar that says they are.:D

Thanks Brad. Lil'Moose and I will enjoy spending your donation on a nice meal at Charlestons this weekend.

Only two more sucker spots left. Call Duff as he is good for some easy cash.:)

Well Dave, the truth be known, thanks to you and Duff griping, the club has put me on probation since I'm not living up to your expectations. It's really ok with me because thanks to you, now I don't have to make good on any of my bag tag promises which means I can keep the money I generated for myself just like you're going to do at Craptenial.

You in charge of Craptenial just tells me that the city of Owasso doesn't bother to do background checks on criminal records.

You have really taught me a lot over the years and maybe someday after I screw over enough people I'll be able to live in the promised land of Owasso.

I am bringin ace pot money out to Joyle tonight and if you don't think I should play then I'll go back home but what is the difference between me not running the mini and playing vs you not running a mini and playing? That is all you've ever done and I'm just following your example.

I never said I was going to keep Centennial's money for myself, I said I was going to put all PROFITS back into the course with matching dollars from the city. You not honoring your bag tag promises is no different than the last guy that did tags.:eek: And with Owasso, they don't require we give them kick backs under the guise of "Park Friends".

By the way the city did a background check but they only looked for convictions.:cool:

You living in the "OC" just won't happen, this is the "City of Character" not Characters. For the month of June their motto is
Justice - Taking responsibbilty to uphold what is pure, right and true.

Owasso is the city that American Airlines built and you're the one bilking them for over priced insurance premiums. All their soccer teams have to come to Tulsa to play because the rich and truly famous prefer to use their land for ball golf. They build the houses to fit as much of the lot as possible so they have less lawn to mow and even then they truck in illegals to do that for them. If you get a divorce in Owasso then they force you to move out which is probably why you keep your lips glued to butt up there.

We truck in the illegals from your neighborhood. Just face it, Owasso is too good for you and you'll never measure up to their standards. For starters, you can't play golf, and no one would ever marry you and you lack the character for which it would take to survive here. You just need to stay where you are, Zooc needs your tax dollars.

I thought you were holding lower tags than that... Is tag #9 the only one you want to lose..:) I'll my #34 up against one of those little bottles you always carry, and take your $17 (I would say $18 but I'll be nice and let Brad have summin)

I would never want to live in Owasso. The traffic on 169 at rush hour is no different than Tulsa and there's nothing fun in Owasso. No night life, no River Parks, no action of any kind. People in Owasso go to Tulsa to party but nobody in Tulsa really goes to Owasso to party because there's nothing there.

Living in Tulsa is living in the middle of everything. More opportunities and more choice. If you haven't armed yourself for possible danger then you're not a true Republican.

Move to Owasso if:

1) You don't want to entertain friends often.
2) You want your kids to have the best designer drugs.
3) You want to get screwed at a car dealership.
4) You want to wait 20 minutes at the one and only busiest intersection in town.
5) You want to be closer to your toothless relatives that live in the country.
6) You are a born again sex offender.
7) You are a Nazi sympathizer and want to work for the SS police department.
8) You need a place to go that your stripper girlfriend doesn't know about.
9) You don't like Native Americans or their casinos.
10) You find a sugar momma that doesn't speak Spanish and doesn't like Mexicans.
11) You think Billy Swaggart didn't sleep with Jessica.
12) You prefer spending a lot of your life on the road driving to Sin City.
13) You think taking your kid to soccer practice is really spending quality time with them.
14) You're a recovering alcohalic.
15) You think Robin Leech will show up at your house and do a story on your life.

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Last time I checked, you live in Brokern Arrow.:cool:

Yes, I have a house in NW Broken Arrow but it's considered a dog house for me to be able to run free and naked. Unlike your dogs that require public dog parks or an expensive pet hotel, Lil'Moose sends me there when I'm pee on the rug and I only need to drive 500 feet to be in Tulsa. Broken Arrow is not the stuck up village of snobs that Owasso is. For $20 we can shoot off as many fireworks on the 4th of July as we want.

There are also plenty of low-lifes there. :)

I spend all of my quality time at the Moose-Lodge though planning what will be the ultimate "Man Room" addition. I've seen your house and you have no "Man-Room" so therefore you have no real manhood. What little you had was cut off during your first marrage. :eek:

You two have taken low blows to a new level. I hope your ladies don't bother to get on this thread:)

Who pulled your chain monkey boy? you're a rookie, you need to leave this to the big boys. Just keep practicing your new catch phrase at home, "Yes Dear!":eek:

AND assume the position
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Yes, I have a house in NW Broken Arrow but it's considered a dog house for me to be able to run free and naked. Unlike your dogs that require public dog parks or an expensive pet hotel, Lil'Moose sends me there when I'm pee on the rug and I only need to drive 500 feet to be in Tulsa. Broken Arrow is not the stuck up village of snobs that Owasso is. For $20 we can shoot off as many fireworks on the 4th of July as we want.

There are also plenty of low-lifes there. :)

I spend all of my quality time at the Moose-Lodge though planning what will be the ultimate "Man Room" addition. I've seen your house and you have no "Man-Room" so therefore you have no real manhood. What little you had was cut off during your first marrage. :eek:

You proffess to be this big Aplpha dog and you don't even consider a dog a good companion, :mad:you go home at night and pet your *****'s because when you're in your "Dog House" its the only soft and fuzzy your going to get to touch. And even then it still craps in your house. The only MAN Room you'll get to put in at the Moose lodge will be a WOman room. How soon you forget I know her as good as you do. This is the same person that let me store my meat in her kitchen.;)

Manhood? What kind of manhood is it, when she tells you to get the hell out? And you do it! No questions asked? What a puss! Do you still make sure you have the house cleaned for her by the time she gets home? Manhood? You're like June waiting on Ward to get home. If you're going to keep wearing a dress around HER house then, then for SURE shave those legs of yours, that's just plain nasty.

You call your dogs real dogs? They look like walking road kill on meth to me. Just like someone from Owasso to not get a real dog but instead turn around and steal a couple of “Pugs” off the wok at the local Chinese restaurant. You go out of town for one day and you’re paying $100 to board them at the Doubletree. Don’t count on them leading you around should you ever become blind ether. My cats would eat their lunch.

And do I really look like I clean house? I’ve got pizza boxes at my house left over from six months ago. I only take out the trash when the raccoons start dumping my trash can. I don’t clean the Moose Lodge because of the basic fundamental differences between women and men. To a woman a house needs to be cleaned once a week. To a man, every six months is standard. In your case, you just hire an illegal maid to clean your house. That’s a real classic Owassanite for you. Probably the only reason you have kids is to have someone take out the trash for you.

You’re just jealous because when the sun goes down and you come home you have only one choice and that is to get down on your knees and ask for permission for whatever you want to do the next day. I’ll bet you’re not even allowed to watch “The Man Show” without a censor and an interpreter. You probably have all the late night “Girls Gone Wild” commercials blocked out too.:eek:

Who pulled your chain monkey boy? you're a rookie, you need to leave this to the big boys. Just keep practicing your new catch phrase at home, "Yes Dear!":eek:

AND assume the position
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They say the # 1 thing a woman will do to combat depression is shop.:confused:

Could it be the reason you bow and give up your credit card is that your woman thought she was buying a "stud" but instead ended up with a "nag"?:)

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I’ll be more than agreeable to discuss women with you but let me ask you a question first? A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff- Grass. But a deer craps little pellets, while a cow craps out a flat patty and a horse craps clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?<O:p></O:p>

hes settin u up furdizzle, careful!!! u better figure out the answer

I know everything there is to know about women.

In the beginning, there was Adam but before there was Eve there were four previous prototypes in alphabetical order.

The first woman prototype was called Athena. All she wanted to do is have sex all the time. Man was pleased at first but grew tired and hungry after a while and Athena could not cook.

So God made a second prototype and named her Barbara. She liked sex and could cook very well but she didn’t know how to clean and soon the trash in the garden was piled way high in the sky.

So God went back the drawing board and created Clare. Clare cleaned and cooked but she worked so hard she was too tired for sex and Adam became unhappy.

So God worked on the prototype and created Do-Lorrus. She could do everything the previous models did but to keep from getting too tired for sex she insisted the man take out the trash and mow the garden.

Man soon employed the monkees in the garden to do this for him and Do-Lorus soon became emotional and moody over man’s ability to sub-contract the chores while still demanding sex from her while he does nothing at all. Man was happy but Do-Lorus was not so she asked God for an upgrade and thus the “Eve” (Short for Evil) model was created.

This was the model that convinced Adam to eat the apple thus angering God and causing God to eliminate any future upgrades or revisions on the female prototype. Do you understand now? We had almost a full alphabet of future upgrades coming to us but Eve ruined it for all of us.

Then she invented marrage, children, and divorce lawyers so ultimately you would be the one working for her instead of her working for you. :(

du du dah
what will happen next between the 2 secret lovers
will twoputt finally give in to his desires
will furdog finally admit to his secret man crush
tune in tomorrow same time same place
for the next chapter of the twoputt , furdog show!!!!!

Fortunately the network has picked up this soap opera for another season after the "Jerry & Jill Went Up the Hill" show was cancelled.:)

"As sand flows through an hourglass.....These are the Days of our Lives."

You never answered my question.

Sorry, I've heard that one before but I can't remember the answer.

So how did you like the new TD chair?

Sorry, I've heard that one before but I can't remember the answer.

oh boy here it comes

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I’ll be more than agreeable to discuss women with you but let me ask you a question first? A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff- Grass. But a deer craps little pellets, while a cow craps out a flat patty and a horse craps clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?<O:p></O:p>

If you don't know then that just proves that you don't know crap. :)

I know all about crap, I've known you for 30 years. That alone should give me an honorary PHD in crap.

And once some of the disc golf women read your theory about them, then you will be on their crap list too.

You ARE the king of CRAP!
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There are no secrets about it.............I'M ON TOP!:D


du du dah
what will happen next between the 2 secret lovers
will twoputt finally give in to his desires
will furdog finally admit to his secret man crush
tune in tomorrow same time same place
for the next chapter of the twoputt , furdog show!!!!!

What?....You didn't like my "in the spirit of Andrew Dice Clay" humour?

I guess you prefer women without a sense of humour eh?

Do to the fact that I like women, I will not publicly admit that I liked your editorial.:rolleyes:

So how did you like the new TD chair I emailed you?

sammy neilson hit old hole #16 to depleat the ace pot.
snakeskin skipped to bang the basket on hole #1
furdog skipped upto the bottom of the basket on another hole.
adam hunt shot -11 and didnt cash, then stepped up to duffs cash ctp on hole one and cashed $18 for a $1 dollar buy in.
i dont know much else
had a lot of fun playing.

Hey I LOVE women but I don't think you really have to get married to prove that. Kurt and Goldie aren't married. I think your plan to become a soccer Dad and hang out at soccer games checking out the single mothers though is a little bit deceitful. I don't know how you can say you know anything about women though when you've only been with two your whole life.

It reminds me of the guy that has worked a job for 35 years but claims he knows everything there is to know about the job market. Or the DG construction guy that say's he can do anything.:confused:

And BTW, I haven't known you for 30 years. The only thing I remember about you in high school is all the "beat downs" you took from the varsity female basketball team after school at the church.:)....I was also the one that knocked the plastic bag and can of Krylon paint out of your hands and set you up with your first Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.:eek:

Concerning the mini.....Over 40 people showed up for a great time and yes the ace pot has been cleaned out. Don't expect any results though because I don't think Joyle has computer access.

Think I'll go play on the mountain today and make sure the reigndeer ar giving Mrs. Clause what shee needs.:eek:

Go ahead. They've security camera's set up now to catch the little vandels.

Nice bluff

Well if you think it's a bluff then make my day. Evidentally though the vandels decided to blow off the Xmas stuff and decided to steal a basket instead. Just got off the phone with Pat and they found # 5's basket on the old course two hundred feet away in the woods this morning. They are replanting it now.

I guess someone was upset with Joyle charging weekend rates last night and decided to steal a basket after the mini to make up for it.:(

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

It's "Friday Nite Flights" with the Wayne'ster at "Furdog's Mountain". Sign-up's start at 7:20pm with tee off approximately 8pm.

Be there!!!:)