FurDog has announced that it was his LAST mini.

About time...............:cool:

That's right. Elvis has left the building.

Unlike Craptennial where the only thing you get is "Carrot Top".

your supposed "last mini" sucked...:rolleyes:


And the players speak.:cool:

He's just mad because "She-Duff" made more money than he did.

Well ok...maybe alittle upset 'bout that "nice shot Teresa." But more unhappy about the way Chandler Mini season is trying to end....No casino... We have to do something out there...

No official mini this Thursday but that doesn't mean we can't run an "Outlaw Mini". Just don't tell the TDSA that I had anything to do with it.

This Sunday at 1pm it's the "Mystic Moose All CTP Shootout" also known from the old days as the "The Slim Shady Special" but since he got married, fat, and lazy, we have stolen his idea and are rapidly amassing fame and fortune by selling it as our own.

You can check out the flyer here.

http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/mysticmooseflyer.html

We had 52 players at the last event and each hole paid $26.

I've got $18 for $1 CTP per hole this Thursday if anyone is interested but there will be no mini unless the Duff-ster wants to step up and do something.

Tonight!!!...Tonight!!!...Tonight!!!

No mini!!!

Did you hear that???

No mini!!!

Next event is 1pm on Sunday!!!

Mystic Moose All CTP Shootout!!!

One round of 18 for boo-coo bucks!!!

Forecast is for sunny skies with zero percent chance of rain!!!

There will be no church people blockaid of the roads like the ones in Owacko last weekend!!!

No Twoputt to jinx the event!!!

Extra cash will be added!!!

You've played the rest now play the best!!! :)

Thats right Folks Sunday is the "Slim Shady Special" that FurDog will be running. To call it anything else woudl be copyright infringement.:cool:

Or maybe on that side of town you could call it the "shake-n-bake" special.:eek:

Face it....It's "Hammer Time" and you can't touch this.

Slim only ran his at Riverside but he is welcome to run this one if he wants.

That way I could play for a change. :(

The $5 CTP deal that you ran at Owacko a couple of weeks ago doesn't even come close to paying what this will and unlike your deal, everybody has a shot at winning here.

I would let you run it but I was hoping for more than 32 people. :)

Slim Shady,...if you're out there.....come on down!!!!!

The Price is Right!!!!

Unlike your deal, at mine the players didn't have to pay anything for it. I paid for it.

Top that and I'm sure you'll have a huge crowd.

You paid for it with what???....The money for the benches and trash cans?

They must have fell off the truck because I haven't seen any out there. :confused:

Like I said before, I had 52 players last time with zero cash added.

Try and try as you will but you will never be worthy. :)

Then you haven't been out there. Just ask those that have if they have seen any improvements.

My all CTP was out of my pocket, not course funds.
How much have you raised for your course fund?

From Marie and I alone....$1800.

You would have to cut back on Drew's lunch money and horse feed if you personally want to hit that mark.

As far as money for the TDSA....Thousands!!!!! :)

The $2 mini fee for this weekend does go to the upcoming United Way Tournament on Halloween though. You don't have to wear a costume but those teams that do will receive a special perk. :)

I have put in at least that much and probably more out of my pocket over the last 5 years. This is money directly out of my pocket, not including the time I took away from my business putting in courses and equipment for worlds. I'd bet that cost me at least 5 figures in income. I'd also bet that the likes of Billy Moody, Wayne Forest, Zooc, Rick Neal and others have gone out of pocket several thousand over the years, helping the club and working on courses. While your efforts are commendable, please don't think that you are the first or the only one that has done this for a course or the club. I was out of pocket over $450 just last weekend.

Still, we salute you for doing so!;)

Without Moose run, Chandler would be a shell of the pitch-n-putt is was.

Well I'm not trying to single out me as being more of a contributor than anyone else. I felt that a second course at Chandler would be a big benefit for me as far as not having to borrow baskets everytime CS comes around.

My biggest tick-turd about the whole thing is that I felt the club at a minimum should have done it on their own a long time ago but thanks to you and the general consensus from others wanting super courses, I didn't feel I could get the votes from the admins to spend club money on what you and they consider to be another "Pitch N' Putt".

Moose Run is NOT a pitch-n-putt. While it has some short holes, they are some what technical. Now, with the re-do of Riversdie, it is better than it ever was, as far as difficulty. The scores are proving that. The original Chandler course is still a ptich-n-putt and we need one in town for beginners.

Chandler Results for Thursday, September 17th.

Pro:



Pro Women:



Advanced:




Am:




Novice:




Junior:



CTP:


Thanks to everyone that came out.

Reminder:

For this Sunday's "Mystic Moose All CTP Shootout" the shelter has already been reserved by another party so we will be meeting over by hole # 10's tee pad.

This will be my last event for a while as I have nothing on the schedule for October.

There will be a added cash bonus for everyone if Bill "Slim" Moyer shows up and even more added cash if I happen to be in a good mood. :)

Once again you can check out the flyer here: http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/mysticmooseflyer.pdf

The weather looks to be great so come on out and get some sunshine!!! :)

I thought you had stroke at that park. You've known about this how long and you couldn't get the shelter?

Where are the shelters they are supposed to do for the disc golfers?

One shelter is currently by Moose # 11 and the other is by Moose # 16 and know I don't know when they are going to get around to it. :(

At this point I really don't care anymore because it doesn't rain on my events so I don't need shelters.

It only rains on Wayne's Nite Flights. :)

Are we going to play the pitch-n-putt or the golf course?

The All CTP is on "Bear's Lair" so all you long arms will just have to accept the inevitability of a short arm beat down. :)

The way you've finished at Riverside lately suggests that it might be better for you to just stay home.

FInished? I haven't finished at Riverside?

No matter what you call it, I will always refer to it as pitch-n-putt or the deuce or die.


http://www.bearslair.net/images/logo.jpg

http://www.abbeyhillgc.co.uk/cms/assets/home%20pitch%20n%20putt.jpg

Yeah well there is no deuce needed here.

Just one shot closer than everybody else.

The mini payout doesn't mean crap compared to the CTP payout so if you can't deal with the "one sperm fertilizes the egg" then I would question what crack the best part of you ended up in. :)

Its not a question where mine ends up.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/110/266716943_f000b83ada_m.jpg

why did you do the Mystical moose ctp the same day as we do the CDB memorial tournament every year. We use pavilolion3 and have around 150-200 people up their for bbq, beer, horeshoes and disc golf. Every Septmeber we do this. And you know that !!!

You are even taking money out of your own event because I would have played it as well along with a few others.

Maybee next year plan a little better so that we can each play on the desired course vs. us having to move over to MR so we can get our tourney done.

What is the CDB Memorial tournament???

First of all Hinds, your accusation that I knew about before hand may be the reason that everyday for you is just “Another day of Underpay”.

I didn’t know about it until Corey Briley called me on Wednesday and told me what was going on. If you want to blame me for ignorance than go ahead and blame Wayne also because Wayne evidentially didn’t know either when he told me that Sunday the 20th was open on the schedule. It’s been out on the flyer for several weeks now.

Had I known I wouldn’t have scheduled on that date but I’m not going to cancel this late since it is on the schedule.

As far as I’m concerned he doesn’t have to move to MR on my account as my flags will be specifically marked and I will instruct players not to mark or move any card other than ours.

We both talked about it on the phone and neither one of us seemed to have a problem with it.

He mentioned that out of his group only 20-25 people normally play DG so even if he has more it’s no problem for anyone.

If we have to stagger times we will or if he wants to combine in some way then that’s fine with me also.

sorry, I thought I told you last year about it, that it was an annual deal. Thats why I assumed you knew about it.

Just play your deal and we'll play ours and hopefully it's harmonious. Just wish I could have played both and I thought you did your deal on saturdays for some reason.

Update to Hinds.

I called Corey Briley again concerning your protest and he told me to tell you that it was his choice to move to the Moose and he said that you are just mad because you know you can't beat him on that course. :)

He's cool,.... I'm cool,.... you are officially banned from all future Chandlerstocks.

wasn't a protest, just a complaint. The reason it wasn't on the tdsa schedule is because it is not a tdsa event. And Corey has never beat me on Moose Run so now your just talkin smack. As for Chandlerstock : oh well, we will see how you feel come 420.

Don't ever complain about the actions of Zod again.

The first turkey to stick his head up out of the pack is always the first one on the Thanksgiving dinner table.

The tribe is currently in the process of deciding whether or not to vote you off the island.

your funny for a woodland critter. You do know Superman kicked Zod's arse !!!

First post all week and your going to come after me huh, ok. I would never allow myself to be put on the same island as you anyway.

And you never answered my text this week either !

... and here's another B-I-G Reason to check out the "Mystic Moose All-CTP" on this Sunday , Sept.20 ...
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... the DEBUT of :
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... the Six-Pager ! ... (did he say six ?) ... YES , that's right ... SIX full-pages ... chock-full-o-info and Flyers ... (it's the nearest thang to a Newsletter we've had lately) ... available this SUNDAY , SUNDAY , SUNDAY at Chandler ... be the first kid on your block to get yore mitts on this one ... Corey, Hinds, and you other guys stop-by "FurDog Central" (the small-shelter by 'original Basket 9') and grab your own selves a Copy too ...
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after all :
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... it's the Latest ; and Greatest ; and Most-Up-To-Datest ... dig ...

Did anybody win any CTP's today???

not sure about the ctp's but I did shoot 12 down and won the 9th annual CDB memorial tourney.

Should have given furdog money to use my shots on his rounds, would have taken home 3 ctps.

Thanks for sharing the mountain with us, We played herd golf just in front of the ladies and don't believe we held anybody up. Harmony achieved.

Thanks FurDog and Marie. Didn't win any CTPs but still had a blast. Took a net $4 loss on the day but spent a few hours with friends for less than the cost of one hand of black jack a the casino.:D
Worth all 400 pennies.:rolleyes:

well another round of discgolf with great people .
and another round that made me wonder why i play(couldnt hit aline or a putt)
my best shot came on the first hole(#6) straight up the gut into the chains ........then splash out.
i did get to see some other great golf shots as well.
thanks to marie and furdog and wayne forest and all the disc golfers that make up some of the best fellowship that i can imagine.

Results for the “Mystic Moose All CTP Shootout”

58 Players

Pro:
Coda “Bear” Hatfield 41
Leroy Finning 42
Matt Steward 42
Johnny Thompson 43
Joel Woody 43
Willie Spoon 44
Sammy Neilsen 45
Charles Smith 45
Chris Hatton 45
Gary Harrison 45
Jeff Green 46
Drew Custer 52
Bobby Barnes 52
Kyle Razmus 56

Pro Women:
Shana Swanson 50

Pro Master:
Chris Hutchinson 40
Dave Wise 42
Tony “Sky” Walker 45
Sean Young 47
Joyle Deering 50
Billy Juby 51
Steve Naegele 51

Advanced:
Corey Leemhuis 45
Jesse Carlisle 45
Jason McDaniel 46
Shane Kay 46
Wayne Minshall 48
Dough Duff 49
Brandon Peak 50
BVA 51
Matt Shipley 51
Matt Folson 55
Snakeskin 55

Advanced Master:
Randy Wilson 44
Greg Fitzgerald 50

Advanced Grand Master:
Wayne Gregory 45
Martin Norris 51
Wayne Forest 53
Clyde Russell 55
Gary Nail 57

Am:
Wade Largent 48
Jesse Crew 50
Matt Hill 52

Am Women:
Sarah Slane 52
Lisa Anderson 52
Teresa Duff 63
Carolyn McCarty 66

Novice:
Cheyenne Spencer 49
Charlie Chung 52
Mongo UPDGA 53
Chris Yeldell 54
Patrick Hair 54
Jonathan Young 54
Eddie Stanke 55
George Vann 57
Julian Stragapete 58
Mark Rose 62
Steven Burke 65

Mystic CPT Results:

Hole # 1 / Randy Wilson / Johnny Thompson / Martin Norris (Winner)

Hole # 2 / Shana Swanson / Johnny Thompson (Winner)

Hole # 3 / Randy Wilson / Willie Spoon / Joyle Deering / Jeff Green (Winner)

Hole # 4 / Coda “Bear” / Dave Wise / Drew Custer (Winner)

Hole # 5 / Johnny Thompson / Dave Wise / Chris Hatton (Winner)

Hole # 6 / BVA / Joyle Deering (Winner)

Hole # 7 / Jesse Carlisle / Shana Swanson / Coda “Bear” / Gary Harrison (Winner)

Hole # 8 / Gary Nail / Jason McDaniel / Tony “Sky” Walker (Winner)

Hole # 9 / Joel Woody (Winner)

Hole # 10 / Matt Steward (Winner)

Hole # 11 / Chris Hutchinson / Shane Kay / Wayne Minshall (Winner)

Hole # 12 / Dave Wise / Chris Hutchinson (Winner) (Thank you Hutch. )

Hole # 13 / Drew Custer / Randy Wilson (Winner)

Hole # 14 / Leroy Finning / Joel Woody / Wayne Gregory (Winner)

Hole # 15 / Randy Wilson / Wayne Gregory (Winner)

Hole # 16 / Randy Wilson / Coda “Bear” / Sean Young (Winner) (I’ve got your cash.)

Hole # 17 / Greg Fitzgerald / Coda “Bear” / Corey Leemhuis (Winner)

Hole # 18 / Randy Wilson / Willie Spoon / Steve Naegele / Charlie Smith / Shane Kay (Winner)


CTP’s paid $30 each.

$116 was raised for donation to the Chandler Park United Way DG Tournament on October 31st.

Special thanks:
Gary Nail, Chris Hutchinson, & Wayne Forest.

Thanks to all that came out. :)

Wow, what a split, only one person got more than one and its Wayne Gregory?????????

Nice division of the money.

Shut out again, had a great time though, thanks Marie and Furdog for having the event

Martin Norris: The great "Short Arm" hope.

Thanks for representing us Martin. :)

Martin Norris: The great "Short Arm" hope.

Thanks for representing us Martin. :)

And with that in mind I am running for Re-election to the TDSA board,
Please vote for me to keep the Old and Short throwers represented on the club board of directors.

I stand on the platform of making local course maintenance a priority and improvements to existing courses while continuing to have fun low cost local events for all to enjoy.:cool:

I like where your coming from Martin...
and I like how you've kept the club going...
You've got the Duffers vote...

thats the equivilant to being cursed, :)

... "Special Edition" Friday Nite Flights ... sign-em-up at 6:40 ... tee-em-off at 7:30pm ... benefiting the United Way Event tomorrow ... where else ? ... on FurDog's Mountain ... see ya there ...

... "Special Edition" Friday Nite Flights ... sign-em-up at 6:40 ... tee-em-off at 7:30pm ... benefiting the United Way Event tomorrow ... where else ? ... on FurDog's Mountain ... see ya there ...
darn it I hate working two jobs some times and this is another of those times:(

High paws and moose hooves to following cool cats!!!

Nick Johnson
Tony Johnson
Kimble Johnson
Nick Pierce
Nathan VonAschen
Brad VonAschen

Due to their volunteer spirit the new 4x8 foot TDSA sign for the Chandler Xmas Light show is 90 percent complete and I can tell you, it looks great!!!! :)

I think I'm going to start bringing it to to every event. :D

We still need Xmas lights for the 12 foot disc we will have crashing into a tree so if you want to donate lights or help string the lights let me know.

cool sign

Ok, the TDSA Christmas "Mothership" will be landing this coming Saturday and Sunday on Furdog's Mountain. If you are not planning on going to Stillwater I could use a couple of helpers to hang lights. The park has a lift so you won't have to risk your life climbing the tree. We are starting with approx 350 blue LED lights just for the "Mothership" alone. Anyone wishing to donate lights please make them the blue "C5" LED type as they last longer and use less electricty so you can string more together.

They cost a little more but they are worth it. I'm trying to keep the blue color scheme but solid white & red will work also.

Standingbear said something about Home Depot offering a $3 discount for trading in your old lights but I have not verified that.

Lot's of big sponsors involved this year so I would like to make ours as bright as possible and not let those rock climbers dudes out do us.

The Chandler holiday light tour and TDSA Mothership has arrived. You can now beam up from 6-9pm every Friday, Saturday, & Sunday night through the month of December. There is also a horse and carriage ride for those of you that prefer the Donner party experience. Santa is there and look for a possible musical appearance of the new "Furdog Band" on the live entertainment stage. :)

Night golfers please remember the park closes at 9pm during the light show and 6PM every other night.

Get some hot chocolate, bring the kids, and come on out and check out the pretty colors because you won't find this at Centennial or any other disc golf park for that matter.

That's why "Furdog's Mountain" RULZ!!!!! :D

When did Chandler start closing at 6:00pm on weeknights??

Centennial has unlimited hours of operation..

When they started seeing FurDog in there at 7.

The park stays open till 9pm on Fridays, Saturdays, & Sundays through the month of December. It will close every other night at 6pm for the month of December only to provide better security for the light displays. The don't want the Grinch coming in and moving the displays to the Moose Run course I guess.

As far as Centennial goes,....the only thing operating there at night are the beavers and Dave's juvenile punks planning their next disc heist.

Centennial has unlimited hours of operation..


Actually the offcial closed hours are 11:00pm to 5:00am but there are no gates and I have seen people in there on a 24 hour basis. Since the park is accessable from the neighborhood, they really can't control it.

Is that why there are no benches or trash cans on the course because people from the neighborhood just come in at night and take them?

I though the Owasso nazi cops were in control up there? :confused:

Oh beleive me they are in control. The problem is that more and more people are moving here from areas like yours and they bring their little juvenile delinquents with them. Right now, the biggest hold up with the City, is budget. They are cutting left and right and a recreational park is low on the list. I don't like it but there is nothing I can do, the economy affects their tax reciepts and all of it is down right now.

However, on the upside, I think we may have found a few more benches for Black hawk.

While I did not create this, everytime I read it, the only person I can think of doing this is FurDog. I can see him doing everyone of these things. Marie sent me a copy of the letter she received from Walmart.............................


Marie insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, Marie is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday Marie received the following letter from the local Walmart.

Dear Ms. Greninger,

Over the past six months, your friend has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you
from the store. Our complaints against your friend Mr. Schumacher, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1.June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2.July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3.July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money..

5.August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6.August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7.August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged..

8.August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his
nose.

10.September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11.October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12.October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13.October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but certainly not least:

15.October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out..

Don't forget.....Tonight!!!....Tonight....Tonight!!!!

and every Friday, Saturday, & Sunday night through the month of December.....

It's lights!!!!,....Camera!!!!!......Santa!!!!

6pm to 9pm!!!!

Chandler Park!!!!!

Don't forget to check out the multi-million dollar TDSA MotherDisc lazer, smoke, & light display!!!!

Night golf is ok, just be out by 9pm and don't hit any cars on # 10. :D


And for those of you without a date, there's always The Lonely Beaver at Centennial to keep you company!!!:rolleyes:

I will donate the free entry Martin gave me to the 1st Spring Fling 2010 event at Chandler to the first person that can correctly guess the total number of blue lights on the TDSA light display currently hanging at Chandler park.

5,280

its already been guessed correctly Hinds. My guess of 299 was spot on!

300 is my next guess

Those of you that attended the Ice Bowl last weekend may have noticed some new post holes dug across # 6 fairway on Bear's Lair. Evidentally the land owner behind the park has decided to go ahead and fence his property so we will be losing the # 6 tee pad within the next couple of weeks.

If you move the pad to the west it makes a good hole still..

You talking directly west from where it is now? I thought about that but thought that it would be too close to # 5's basket.

I think the basket is going to have to moved also or that fence will get trashed!

Well that redneck should have thought about that before he decided to decorate my mountain with his fence.:mad:

Why does he have to be a redneck? I think if we move the pad just north of 5's basket toward the road and move the basket north also about 20 ft, it would be fine...can't be any worse than having to throw over 3's pad on 4

Why does he have to be a redneck?

Because I've met the guy and considering that his family tree doesn't branch then he must be a redneck.:cool:

Don't ack like this just happened. The guy marked that out over a year ago and we know he had taken posession of the land over 3 years ago and that was always his intent.

Don't ack like this just happened. The guy marked that out over a year ago and we know he had taken posession of the land over 3 years ago and that was always his intent.
True that was what stopped our venture into the rough area east of basket 6. I am sure that we can come up with something to maintain the flow of holes.

This just in......

Oklahoma is changing the words to the State Song. It now goes like this:

SNOW…….klahoma
Where the cold front's sweepin' down the plain
And the piles of sleet, beneath your feet
Follow right behind the freezing rain.

SNOW…….klahoma
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Travel home from work and hope some jerk
Doesn’t wreck our car in passing by!

We know we belong to the land
But it could use some more salt and more sand

That’s why we say…..WHOA!
We’re sliding the other way…….YIKES!

We’re only sayin’
You’re slick as snot SNOWklahoma
SNOWklahoma
SNOW-K-L-A-H-O-M-A

SNOWklahoma, SNOW-K!

Very nice Scott..

Oscar Hammerstein II would be proud..

Thanks Mike.

After the hill at Chandler ices over and they close the park I'm going to invent a new DG sport by attaching a disc to the bottom of my shoes and sled down the hill standing up.

Everything should be great as long once I figure out a way to turn at the bottom.:)

as long as wayne hasnt shaved the grizz off his face, we could dress him up with extra fur and maybe a hat with ear flaps to look ferocious and have him threaten this guy... maybe the "redneck" believes in sasquatch.

wayne, you up for it buddy?? it's for the sake of hole 6!! :)

This just in......

Oklahoma is changing the words to the State Song. It now goes like this:

SNOW��.klahoma
Where the cold front's sweepin' down the plain
And the piles of sleet, beneath your feet
Follow right behind the freezing rain.

SNOW��.klahoma
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Travel home from work and hope some jerk
Doesn�t wreck our car in passing by!

We know we belong to the land
But it could use some more salt and more sand

That�s why we say�..WHOA!
We�re sliding the other way��.YIKES!

We�re only sayin�
You�re slick as snot SNOWklahoma
SNOWklahoma
SNOW-K-L-A-H-O-M-A

SNOWklahoma, SNOW-K!
NICE, now I know what you do at work all day. How is it that your place of buisness is still open with employees like you so creatively wasting time. :) theres ya freeakin' smiley !

i got that in an email yesterday. he didnt think of it. not to worry.

NICE, now I know what you do at work all day. How is it that your place of buisness is still open with employees like you so creatively wasting time. :) theres ya freeakin' smiley !

Are you really talking about someone wasting company time?

as long as wayne hasnt shaved the grizz off his face, . . .
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... too late there buddy ... got rid o' that gritchy itch Sunday ...

I heard this story in a song that aired the the Dr Demento show a long time ago.

I figured I should post the words for Andrew "Opie" Treat now that he has converted to a real working stiff at the Pro Bass Shop and I never hardly see him post or play anymore. Maybe he can win over a few more sales telling this fish story to reluctant customers.

Opie, this one's for you buddy.:D


I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop so I was in a rented Stingray and it was over heating. I pulled into a Shell station and they said I had blown a seal. I said “Fix the **** thing and leave my private life out of it ok pal?” :cool:

While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster bar. A real dive but I knew the owner. He used to play for the Dolphins. I yelled “Hi Gil”. You have to yell because he’s hard of Herring.:confused:

Gil was also down on his luck. Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water. I bellied up to the sand bar and he poured me the usual, rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred with a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side. Heavy on the Mako.

I slipped him a fin, on porpoise. I was feeling good. I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry’s squids,…. for the halibut.:)

Well the place was crowded. We were packed in like Sardines. They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal. What Sole. Tommy was rocking the place with a very popular tuna, “Sammonchanted Evening” and the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers. Probably there to see the bass player.

One of them was this cute little Yellowtail and she’s giving me the eye. So if figured this was my chance for a little fun. You know,……piece of Pisces. But she said things I just couldn’t fathom. She was too deep. Seemed to be under a lot of pressure. Boy could she drink. She drank like a, ….., she drank a lot. I said “What’s your sign?” She said “Aquarian.” I said “Great, lets get tanked.” :o

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait. I said “Come on baby it will only take a few minnows.” She threw me that same old line…..”Not tonight, I’ve got a Haddock.” And she wasn’t kidding either because in came the biggest, meanest Haddock I had ever seen come down the Pike. He was covered with muscles.

He came over to me and said “Listen shrimp, don’t you come trolling around here.” What a crab. This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes. I turned to him and said “Abaloney, you’re just being shellfish.” :mad:

Well I knew there was going to be trouble and so did Gil because he was already on the phone to the Cods.

The Haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook. He eels over. It was a flute but there he was lying on the deck flat as a Mackerel,….kelpless. I said “Forget the Cods Gil, this guy is going to need a Sturgeon.” :eek:

Well the Yellowtail was impressed by the way I landed her boyfriend. She came over to me and said “Hey big boy, you’re really a game fish. What’s your name?” I said…..”Marlin”.:rolleyes:

Well from then on we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner. I took her to dance. I bought her a bouquet of Flounders. Then I went home with her.

What did I get for my trouble?.....A case of the Clams.:(

Applause applause applause.

Dr. Demento, those were the daze...

... I think Kip Adotta (?) ... 'twas funny stuff all right ... got the old cassette ...

dolphins arent fish :|

dolphins arent fish :|

The name is originally from Ancient Greek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek) δελφίς (delph�s; "dolphin"), which was related to the Greek δελφύς (delphys; "womb"). The animal's name can therefore be interpreted as meaning "a 'fish' with a womb".<SUP id=cite_ref-0 class=reference>[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin#cite_note-0)</SUP> The name was transmitted via the Latin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin) delphinus, Middle Latin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_Latin) dolfinus and the Old French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_French) daulphin, which reintroduced the ph into the word.
The word is used in a few different ways. It can mean:

Any member of the family Delphinidae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphinidae) (oceanic dolphins),
Any member of the families Delphinidae and Platanistoidea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platanistoidea) (oceanic and river dolphins),
Any member of the suborder Odontoceti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odontoceti) (toothed whales; these include the above families and some others),
Used casually as a synonym for Bottlenose Dolphin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottlenose_Dolphin), the most common and familiar species of dolphin.
This article uses the second definition and does not describe Porpoises (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise) (suborder Odontoceti, family Phocoenidae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phocoenidae)). Orcas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orca) and some closely related species belong to the Delphinidae family and therefore qualify as dolphins, even though they are called whales (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale) in common language. A group of dolphins is called a "school" or a "pod". Male dolphins are called "bulls", females "cows" and young dolphins are called "calves".<SUP id=cite_ref-1 class=reference>[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin#cite_note-1)</SUP>

Tonight...Tonight, lets get the weekend on the mountain started early!!:D:D
Chandler mini season starts at 6:00.. Get there early, play why it's still dry up there!!:eek:

... good job running the tdsa mini on top of the hill , Duff ... super-nice evening ...

Great evening for disc golf... I had a good time, thanks to the 23 players that came out to play and of course all the casuals that just came to hang out!

PRO
BILLY LUND 43
SAMMY NIELSON 44
*DAN BOUGHER 45
GARY HARRISON 47
CHRIS HATTON 53

ADVANCED
BRANDON PEAK 46
COREY LIEMHUIS 47 won the throw off for second
SHANE GRAY 47
JOSH CATHEY 47
JOHN BARTON 49
JAMES WILKES 51
LOGAN MOODY 55
CHRIS COWELL 58
MATT SHIPLEY DNF

ADVANCED GRAND MASTERS
**WAYNE FOREST 46
JIM GUERIN 46

NOVICE
JACOB LINDLEY 49
SCOTT BROWN 55
*JASON MAYS 56
ZACH PETERSON 57
PETER COLLORAFI 59
CHRISS CONNER 65

JUNIOR
DUSTIN MAYS 59

*DAN BOUGHER AND JASON MAYS BOTH ACED HOLE 13 (SPLIT $23)
**WAYNE FOREST WON THE LIMITED EDITION BUZZ DONATED BY FURDOG

Lets all move to the mountain for the weekend, CHANDLERSTOCK IS HERE!!:eek::eek:

dan leave all the course ace pots alone :)

no kidding. two aces in two days for thunder dan...

very nice.

... speaking of Aces on FurDog's Mountain : Wade Largent just tagged one ... he's not current TDSA , so you won't see him in the "Ace Club 2010" on our website ... he flew-perfect into Hole 15 on Bear's Lair ... nice shot , Wade ...

I just got off the phone with Jerry Stacey. Today�s newspaper is predicting 50% precip tonight and Friday with 40% on Saturday so to be safe we are going to cancel the pour this weekend. We�re thinking it might be too soggy and muddy for the truck in some spots.

On top of that, I don�t want the possible sound of a cement truck echoing across the field during the ribbon ceremony at the Rec Center Grand Opening. There will be a lot of media and big shots there so rain or no rain cancelling is probably the safest to go.

It�s no big deal because it�s going to happen someday and we all want it done right.

The next possible date I see is May 8th.

In the meantime everyone is invited to the grand opening of the new rec center going on from 11am - 3pm. Wayne, Marie, and I will be there manning a table for the TDSA. There will be demonstations and food inside the rec center along with show cars in the parking lot and a "Kid Zone" complete with a Jupiter Jump just for Wise and Hinds.:rolleyes:

Ok, due to some sneaky dealings and dirty buffalo'ing of the part of the Popa Treat and "The Wayne'ster" I guess I'm running the Chandler mini tonight even though I just noticed it on the schedule today. I didn't think I was starting until May but SURPRISE!!!!:confused:

so.....

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

6pm Furdog's Mountain Resort and Retreat!!!

Ace pot starts at a big ZERO!!!!

I'll have a limited amount of disc stock left from last weekend so if you can't find something you want I will bank you until next week only.

I'll try to be there by 5:30 and send you out as flex starts.

Don't everybody show up at once because I'm still kind of tired and grumpy.

Perhaps some of you should stay home and mow the lawn.:)

Also, I'm looking for the owner of a lost cell phone that was turned in last Saturday night at Lund's party. I called one of the missed calls and gave my cell number for them to call me back but I'm starting to wonder if he lost my number. I believe he said it was his son's phone.

Anyway I think the battery is dead and the true owner needs to come up and claim it because the 900 (porno) numbers I've been calling are going to want payment soon.;)

� Big Doings on The Hill � a lotta pomp-n-circumstance �

� dignitaries , speeches , ribbon-cuttin� � politicians �

... (and a Jupiter Jump ) ... ( ? ) ...

� progress and enhancements to our Public Parks �

� knocking this Tyranosaur over 50,000 � (could ya tell ?) �

� more features from our partners-in-recreation : a friendly group of Parks-Staff , owner-operators , and Hosts �

� Grand Opening of The Chandler Community Center is nigh �

� General FurDog , Lieutenant Marie , and Private Forest will pitch-in , assist , and represent all of ya �

� Keep it Clean up there at Chandler , gang �

� Keep it smooth �

� Impress our allies and Parks-partners �

� Respect the Landscape � Respect other public � Respect the Equipment � Respect the Earth �

� Smile and Enjoy our extremely-good fortune �

how'd everyone do last night? weather was awesome.

� FurDog�s Mountain Resort and Nature Preserve is sparkling �

� and soon concrete tee-pads will create a Moose Eclectic Emporium � suh-weet �

� we should have had Conners do Post # 50,000 � after all , he did the first one ever �

... my keyboard's tired , ay ? ... got some 'rust' on it ...

... alrighty then � the all-new and improved TDSA Mini-Schedule is out now � May of 2010 is percolatin� strong with boocoo tourneys and happenin�s � sneak-peeks at June , and beyond � Spring has done sprung , and Summer will soon slip upon us � get in the know � be the first on your block to get your mitts on a Copy � debut printing lands appropriately into the Grand Opening on the Hill � fresh stacks of information will be at the Chandler Community Center this Saturday � there will also be extra-copies out next Monday night at McClure with �Monday Nite Flights� doubles �
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� the Latest , and Greatest , and Most-Up-To-Datest . . . dig . . .

... now that is ONE NICE REC. CENTER ! ! ! ... a truly Majestic addition to th' Mountain ...

the grand opening crew.....photo by george skinner
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k266/garyE500/new%20folder/chandler-2.jpg

the grand opening crew.....photo by george skinner
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k266/garyE500/new%20folder/chandler-2.jpg
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... yes , a nice Display and information-table to represent our Sport locally ...
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... L-R

Forest ; aka Forest ... (on loan from Haikey)

Marie ; aka Little Moose ... (the Queen of The Mountain)

Scott ; aka FurDog ... (the King of The Mounatin)

Pat ; aka Standingbear ... (the Sheriff)

Yes is was a very nice showing for the TDSA. I was told by the Chandler activity director, Tricia Gunnells, that we had the # 1 display. Special thanks to Wayne for bringing out a ton of mags, flyers, and general info on DG.

I got to meet the most friendly and best county commisioner in the world, Karen Keith. She even putted at the basket and vowed to play at the next United Way event so Hinds, you're off the team and Karen is on. I believe that date is also her birthday so I promised her a cake and to have a personal caddie for her.

Marie and I signed up for drum classes in May and she even got up and did a imprompt solo for the crowd in the refreshment area.

I want to thank Jim Geurin and Jose Mendoza and his family for coming out. From what I understand Dave Wise drove by but did not come in to check it out.:confused:

Special thanks to George Skinner for bringing out the new maps and taking the photos.

I can tell you all that with the city economy in the dumps and city rec buildings closing, it's nice to see something good happening for a change and good things are happening at Chandler. :)

That's cool, I wanted to be on a winning team this year anyhow. J/K....If you change your mind let me know. I'll be playing somehow....

Don't feel bad Hinds, I think he is planning on me being the caddy.

Actually, if she does show up I doubt she'll want to stay for the sudden death playoff so I'll caddie for her and it will be up to you, Stacey, and Hinds to get us the -18 to play the playoff. This will be our year. I'm tired of those "3 B's and a Tree" getting all the glory.

She will bring the intimidation and edge to put us over the top and we will teach her how to say "dollar" when Bougher is putting.:)

Hey I don't see my mini basket in that picture Furdog...Wat up!!

Hey I don't see my mini basket in that picture Furdog...Wat up!!
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... ? ... I thin' he mightuh sold it , babba loo ... ? ...

That's cool, I wanted to be on a winning team this year anyhow. J/K....If you change your mind let me know. I'll be playing somehow....

sorry hinds....our team is full....you would make a good team member though....
three B's and a tree in 2010....can you say threepeat!

Actually, if she does show up I doubt she'll want to stay for the sudden death playoff so I'll caddie for her and it will be up to you, Stacey, and Hinds to get us the -18 to play the playoff. This will be our year. I'm tired of those "3 B's and a Tree" getting all the glory.

She will bring the intimidation and edge to put us over the top and we will teach her how to say "dollar" when Bougher is putting.:)

I believe that it will take a -19 to get to a playoff....and the "dollar" hasn't worked for a long time....and I thought that we weren't talking about that anymore????....it took forever to clear that one off the board.....and here you are again bringing it back...eeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh

DOLLAR......that will never die, lol. But at least i am not bitter anymore.

Hey I don't see my mini basket in that picture Furdog...Wat up!!

What mini basket?:confused:

You said you were going to have Leemius drop it by the Moose Lodge and I never saw him.:(

I put it on the porch of the lodge myself!

And really do appreciate it.

Thanks

I put it on the porch of the lodge myself!

YOU LEFT IT ON THE PORCH?????:confused:

Marie and I never saw it.

Why would you leave a nice golden basket on the porch and not knock on the door?

What a doofus.:(

Don't you know there are criminals in the world?????:mad:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/Twoputt/PICT0018.jpg

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

6PM / Furdog's Mountain

Ace pot starts at a whopping $15.

Special dog treat to any Am that comes out and preregisters for the Centennial Cup this weekend. We need to get that thing filled and stress out Wise as much as we can.:D

I might even offer up a special edition Crystal Buzz!!!:)

Results?????

Results for Thursday April 29th.

Pro
Slim 50
Josh Cathey 54
Bobby Barnes 56

Pro Women
Carolyn McCarty

Pro Grand
Charlie Chung 53

Am
Joe Carter 50
Victor Frescaz 50
Snakeskin 54
Shane Kay 55
Jarrod Moore 55

Nov
Kota Hart 52
Ryan Nance 54
Jesse Frazier 55
Johnny Nelson 57
Zack Campbell 57
Brian Ritter 58

CTP # 1
Slim

Ace # 12
Snakeskin

yeah, it was rough last night. rough, but fun. three bogeys on the little course.. yuck!

Ok…..TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

6:15 Chandler Park

Thanks to Snakeskin ace pot starts at a great big zero…..again.

Come on out and get ya some.

and dan....from the week duff ran it....

Ok, here is a revision to my earlier post today.

SATURDAY!!!...SATURDAY!!!...SATURDAY!!!

If you had planned on going to the Duff special at Mack Taylor than please go. I am not trying to take players away from his event even though the little weasel did get in early on scheduling and steal this weekend. j/k

As many may know I have been trying to schedule the first nine pads poured at Chandler for some weeks now but due to snow, rain, other local events, or the threat of bad weather, I’ve had to postpone it.

Now that we got a good weather weekend coming up we are going for it.

If you are going to be in town and were not planning on playing Mack it would be greatly appreciated if you could come out on Saturday morning and lend a hand getting this done. We will do nine pads all together.

The cement truck will be there at 6am. Yes, I realize this is very early in the day but it’s all I could get scheduling this late.

Our current core crew to have committed to be there at 6am are:

Jerry Stacey, BVA, Gary Nail, Cris Hicks, Dave Wise, and myself. We really need about four or six more guys who can step up with the initial pour when the truck shows up. The pour should only take about 1-1/2 hours so if you want to play at Duff’s deal at Mack Taylor you will still be able to make it. We also need a few of those that aren’t doing “The Mack” to come out throughout the morning and afternoon to guard the pads and keep the vandals out.

Even if you do play “The Mack” we could still use you in the afternoon after the mini for a couple of hours.

Please don’t come out expecting to play the Moose because I will have barriers up and the baskets bagged and I will burn a hole in your head with my evil glare.

For those that can make it by 6am we could use 1 more wheelbarrow to truck the cement to a few pads so if you can bring one please let me know. All pads have been scrapped by the park guys so no digging will be required.

BVA and I will be out Friday afternoon to assemble and set the forms.

I know its late notice and people might have things to do but I’m asking now for a few good volunteers to come out and help push this fine course closer to completion.

If you think you can make it please post here or call me on my cell at 636-5704.

If you think you might come over after Duff's deal then call me and I will let you know if we've got enough pad sitters.

Ok, as an added incentive to make early birds out of some of you, I will offer free entry to Duff's special for the first six volunteers other than those already listed above that can make it by 6am and help for roughly 1-1/2 hours until the initial pour is completed.

I'll even Furdog it by saying 6am-6:10am.

Is that not enough? What's it going to take?:confused:

Free entry into my mini's for the rest of the month of May?:)

Free mulligans for a year?:eek:

Free entry into the Rock'N' Disc Golf Festival in October?:rolleyes:

Let's negotiate!!!!:D

I'll be there.

Thank you Josh. You will be rewarded!!!!:)

Shipley's in too.

I'll even Furdog it by saying 6am-6:10am.


6 am on a saturday! dannnnng.


I don't have any tools or wheel barrels, but I'll be there around 6ish.

(count me in for one of those free entrys to the duff special :) )

Super!!!! :)

I'm going to make an announcement at my mini tonight also and try to bring some more in.

I have a wheelbarrow I'll bring. Anything else? Shovels?

I can try but with a get off time of 2 am Saturday morning I will be working on less than 3 hours sack time and that may not work out too well unless I drink lots of diet coke to stay awake.

any one bringing breakfast?:D

I have a wheelbarrow I'll bring. Anything else? Shovels?

I got one wheel barrel but if you could bring yours that would be great. I think the only pad the cement truck might have trouble getting to will be # 4 and maybe # 5.

I'm going to scacrafice the golden shovel I got from the worlds. There won't be any diggin required but you might bring yours just in case to push the cement around in the form.

I can try but with a get off time of 2 am Saturday morning I will be working on less than 3 hours sack time and that may not work out too well unless I drink lots of diet coke to stay awake.

any one bringing breakfast?:D

Martin, thanks for the offer but stay home. I don't want you passing out and falling face first into the wet pad.:o

some where on the discussion board this saturday was referd to as the duff special.
however the sat mini is just that with a little twist of the duffers imagining.

Ok, as an added incentive to make early birds out of some of you, I will offer free entry to Duff's special for the first six volunteers other than those already listed above that can make it by 6am and help for roughly 1-1/2 hours until the initial pour is completed.

I'll even Furdog it by saying 6am-6:10am.

Is that not enough? What's it going to take?:confused:

Free entry into my mini's for the rest of the month of May?:)

Free mulligans for a year?:eek:

Free entry into the Rock'N' Disc Golf Festival in October?:rolleyes:

Let's negotiate!!!!:D

I will be there before 6 AM...and I want all that is stated above! :rolleyes:

What time will you be out there on Friday?

i'll try and drag my butt out there @ 6am, no promises though if woody has me working the door at crow creek friday night.

I'll be there. I have a wheelbarrow, but don't have a vehicle to transport it in. If someone living down south wants to swing by and pick it up in their truck, it is available for use.

I already have my whell barrow loaded up. For those coming out at 6 to help with the pour. Wear shoes, shirts and pants you don't care about. Concrete does not wash out. For those bringing shovels, yes we will need a few but only to work on dirt around the forms. Bring a metal rake if you have them. Not a leaf rake. The rakes make it easier to move the wet concrete.

FurDog said he would be out there Friday evening getting forms ready, this is very important. If you can't help Sat can you be out there Friday evening?

Furdog will post on here but I know he will need help this evening. Getting forms ready is a lot of work. The have to be deep enough and dirt must be filled around the forms to prevent leakage.

Look forward to seeing everyone out early on Saturday, this won't seem like work, we'll all have a good time. If everyone shows up, the pour will go very fast.

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yea what he said!!!!

Thanks Brad, not trying to take control, just getting the word out on what they will need to bring or not bring.

For all you youngs guys that have visions of building or designing courses, YOU NEED to be here. This will be a learning experience you must have. Us old guys will not be around forever to show you this. Its not hard but there IS an art to it. Pads can make or break a course.
Right Dorries?:D

I already have my whell barrow loaded up. For those coming out at 6 to help with the pour.

What is a whell barrow? Is that a special concrete tool? I called Lowes and they had never heard of one...

Update Noon Friday.

I just got back from the course. I did a ride around with the park guys and noted certain pads that need to be scrapped a little wider. Mike Acostas is working on widening them.

I will be going back out there in a little while to help. BVA said he will be out there around 4pm. When he gets there we will start assembling the forms, cutting the re-mesh, and setting them. We could use some help as Dave noted so I appreciate anyone that can come out. I have a shovel but a straight "sharpie" type shovel would help better.

Can we just do a sleep over at the Moose Lodge??

I want to be there for you guys but unfortunately I am uner the weather and can't keep enough food down to be of any help. So it looks like i'll be in bed with some soup this weekend. Hope all goes well.

... those are some Mighty-Fine lookin' Tee-Pads out there ... great work by the whole "Crew" ... those pads have some of the FINEST edging you've ever seen ...

Have the holes been moved around yet or will that happen later?

I’ve always heard that if you build it they will come. What I didn’t know is how many would come at 6am.

Marie and I want to give some high paws of thanks to the following super group of people who gave up some beauty sleep to help with the pour this weekend.

Ryan Nance
Ryan Mays
Drew Custer
Pennycamp
Matt Shipley
Josh Cathey
Ian Curran
Paul Dorries
Jim Geurin
Jeremy Geiger
George Skinner
Mike Treat
Mike Coberly
Cris Hicks
Dave Wise
Gary Nail
BVA
Jerry and Carrie Stacey

Originally the first six that arrived at 6am to help the core group were to get free entry into Duff’s mini but I ended up giving all the names to Duff for free entry.

Wayne Forest came out after working on Haikey a little later to provide some babysitting support.

I want to give to extra special thanks to the following…

BVA for coming out on Friday night to help set the forms providing a very good learning experience for me.

Gary Nail for bringing the ultimate finishing brush and Jerry and Carrie Stacey for staying out there with me till 6:30 pm to keep the vandals away. Everyone can thank Carrie Stacey for the cool edging around those pads.

This was definitely a great pour. Pads for holes 1 thru 5, plus (new # 6, # 7, & # 11), and # 12 for a total of nine pads altogether. Old # 11 basket should be moved to its new location some time this week.

If I forgot to mention someone I apoligize. PM me and I’ll get you on the list.

Thanks again to everyone. I promise when we go to pour the final 9 in the future there will be no 6am wake up calls.

...high paws of thanks ...
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I didn't accept the free entry at Duff's Special.

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

6:15pm Chandler Park

Ace pot starts at $34 big ones!!!

Special guest TD for tonight and the rest of the month of May will be none other than Dough Duff!!!!

Look for the casino on hole # 1.

I didn't accept the free entry at Duff's Special.

BTW....Thank you buddy.:)

Just didn't think it was right to charge you for a tee pad I get to play on.

Well there will be no "carrots" of enticement for pouring the final nine. Weather permitting it will be Saturday May the 22nd. Those that are wanting to play in Bartlesville please go.

I need those that aren't playing to step up and help us push this through. This time I will be asking for specific time commitments from those that can come out and watch the pads. Jerry, Carrie, and I were out there until 7:30pm and although it's really my job to stay as late as necessary, Jerry and Carrie should had had some relief from those out there that consider themselves to be TDSA members and look forward to playing on this course when it is finished.

I'm looking for people that can commit to 2-3 hour shifts during the day to watch the pads. I can't offer anymore rewards other than the one you will get knowing that years from now you can take pride in knowing that you were a part of something good.

I thinking I'm going to need 4 people watching at all times.

In the morning we will have the core group skeeting and finishing but they shouldn't be the ones that have to stay all day.

Come on people. Volunteer for a time slot during the day and lets finish this.

Count me in..

What time are you pouring? I'll put in three hours.

Count me in on the early part of the pour, I can stay until 11am.

Ok, the time is set.

I promised I wouldn't do it to you again but after seeing how well last weekend went and talking to Jerry Stacey the next pour to finish the final nine at Chandler will be Saturday May 22nd at 6AM.

We will have the core group of myself, Jerry Stacey, Carrie Stacey, Gary Nail, BVA, Hicks, & Dave Wise if he can make it. I need four "Muckers" at 6am.

If the rest of you can commit to a 2-3 hour watch shift through out the day it would be great. Please post a time frame on the board so I can get an idea of who can be there and when. Like I said before we'll need at least one person in four different locations throughout the day. Hopefully with a little more direct sun and warmth these puppies with be done by 5pm.

Nice evening for disc golf out at Chandler with the following 22 players. Thanks for coming out. See you this weekend at the Tulsa Am Jam At Haikey.

Pro:
Josh Crowl 42-split cash
Dave Wise 42
Slim 42
Ricky Vasquez 44
Penny 46
Cory Leemhuis 49

Advanced:
Charlie Smith 46
Matt Treat 52-winner after play off
Nick Earle 52
Robert Giles 52

Am:
Lisa Smith 49
Justin Ruley 50
Joe Joe Carter 51
Snake Skinn 51

Novice:
Lamon Smith 50
Ian Curran 51
George Smith 53
Cody Hood 57
Brian Ritter 59
Carolyn McCarty 66

CTP: Josh Crowl

No ACE's tonight...$50 ACE POT next week

The Casino went all over the place with over $50 changing owners!!

Duff, thanks for stepping in for FurDog and running the mini. I like in how you lkept with tradition and didn't start until 6:20..:cool::D

Twoputt, I think that you made enough dollar bills to pay for those 5 minutes!!:rolleyes:

I'll be there to "muck."

Am:
Lisa Smith 49
Justin Ruley 50
Joe Joe Carter 51
Snake Skinn 51

nuff said. this is what sarah needs to be doing :P

Ok, it is now Tuesday and weather is still looking good for pouring the final nine at Chandler this Saturday May 22nd. Let's see some more volunteers that weren't planning on playing the Bartlesville event.

I know you're out there. Put your name up here for 2-3 hours of some afternoon tee pad babysitting. There will be a free drum concert so if you have a bongo or percussion instrument, bring it!!!

There are no free event entries to be given away this time around but you all know that as your Godfather, I know how return favors for those that come out and help get this done!!!:)

same time as the other day? 6 am? or do you just need pad sitters?

Well we need only about 3-4 "muckers" at 6am. So far we've got Josh to step up. If you can't make it at 6am then come on out in the afternoon for a few hours of pad sitting. We'll need pad sitters all day until the pads firm up enough to keep people from marking them.

http://www.petsitter2.com/images/pet_sitter.jpg

I can make it early for the mucking. ...have rake will muck...

New 8 and 9 tees (old 7 and 8) will need wheelbarrow service...I do not have a wheelbarrow. Possibly new tee 10 (old 9) might also need this service...don't know if the concrete truck can get close enough to this tee.

I know several of you have wheelbarrows, please bring them...

I'll bring a wheelbarrow

... hey there , Dawgie Dude ... ya know I'll be along later , tater ... (after some 'nuther early-morning-stuff to the South) ...

Thank you George, Josh, and Wayne.

Ok lets see some other names besides just the same guys time and time again.

Plenty of afternoon babysitting spots left. I'm not trying to steal anyone away from the Bartlesville event but I know some of you aren't going so why not spend a few delightful hours of fatherhood watching the cemment dry!!!!:)

Good looking weather forecast for Both events.
Happy skreeting FruPup
D.P.

furdog u got me friday for removing the forms from the first nine.
then we'll cut to size the ones that are shorter,
then we'll place the forms for saturday.
sat morning lots of hands are good .
muckers and screeders and edgers and finishers and watchers all day in intervals would be best.
we all get to play on theese pads lets all come together and help.
if not traveling to big easy then lets get some carma.

what times are open for sitting on saturday? i'm down to help, hurt my back trying to move a 10,000 lb desk at work, so I'm not playing at bville. would be happy to watch pads for a while

Thanks Paul,

I think we've got the morning covered up until 11am so pick anytime after that. I appreciate whatever time you can donate. I will bag the baskets, barricade the parking lot, and hole # 1 so I'm not too worried about DG'ers playing on the course. Holes that really need the most attention will be # 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, & 18.

I'll have the shelters taped off as well.

I'm thinking we pour the holes listed first as they will be the ones most visible to the vandels. The 3 pads in the woods are more hidden.

Does anyone know what size of trash bag will cover those baskets? The ones I had last time were too small.

Use yourself as a model, if it goes over you it will go over the basket.

Thanks Paul,

I think we've got the morning covered up until 11am so pick anytime after that. I appreciate whatever time you can donate. I will bag the baskets, barricade the parking lot, and hole # 1 so I'm not too worried about DG'ers playing on the course. Holes that really need the most attention will be # 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, & 18.

I'll have the shelters taped off as well.

I'm thinking we pour the holes listed first as they will be the ones most visible to the vandels. The 3 pads in the woods are more hidden.

Does anyone know what size of trash bag will cover those baskets? The ones I had last time were too small.

i might have to take one of the bags off while I pad sit and do some putting :) I can come out at 11 if you need someone then. ill be there, ill go for a 3 hour slot, let me know if anything changes.

Paul and anyone else.

I'll have a better idea who's coming or staying on Saturday so call me on my cell 636-5704 before you come out.

Last time it thinned out about 2pm to where it was just Jerry, Carrie, and myself. I'll be there all day no matter what but Jerry and Carrie shouldn't have to stay out there until 6:30 like last time considering they were there at 6am.

I admit pad sitting is a boring job but I will think of a reward for those that can give up a few hours of their time.

... after Saturday (either Bartlesville -or- Mountain-pour) is over :

... any helpers and volunteers we can get out South :

� this coming SUNDAY , May 23 � the Haikey route will need to be completed � late in the afternoon , 5:00pm � please lend me a hand �
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� just need enough of us on shovels to make it easy � thanks in advance � SUNDAY , MAY 23 , Late afternoon 5:00pm , HAIKEY CREEK PARK �

Tonight's mini at Chandler is still on!! Plan on coming out and getting a round of golf in, $50 ace pot, a free ctp, and some casino action...
most of us will tee around 6:15:cool:

... do me a favor , Casino-Guy : remind them about all the weekend stuff (including some Haikey Help on Sunday at 5:00) ... cool beans ...

Use yourself as a model, if it goes over you it will go over the basket.

Post of the day award...

... do me a favor , Casino-Guy : remind them about all the weekend stuff (including some Haikey Help on Sunday at 5:00) ... cool beans ...

Will do. You know, you could come out and inform the masses!:rolleyes:

... You know, you could come out and inform the masses!:rolleyes:...
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... I wish ... thanks some lots ...

Great times this evening at Chandler. We almost matched the number of players that Treat had at Riverside. We managed to have a great time with 43 players. Thanks for the support! Could have been more fun though, someone could have hit that $92 ace pot.

Open:
Coda Hatfield 40 (won his entry before the round + the ctp)
Josh Crowl 41
Jared Pennington 41
Gary Harrison 41...Still has the #1 tag
Sammy Nielson 42
Shane Gray 44
Fade Nicholson 44
Joel "Woody" 44
Jim Guerin 47
Scott Shumacher 47

Advanced
Matt Razmus 45..moved up and still winning
Nick Roesoe 46
Bryan Whited 47
Matt Shipley 47..lost the ctp throw off!!!
Josh Cathey 48
Daniel Chee 50
Jordan Durham 50
Nick Earle 50
Scott Whited 54
Robert Giles 58

Am
Wade Largent 46..is going to move up
Brent Bridges 47
Cota Hart 49
Ray Poindexter 50
Jesse Frasier 53
Charlie Chung 53
Pat Orbison 53..isn't related to Roy, I asked
Jason Mayes 53
Joe Joe Gunn 54
Jason Mcdaniel 54
Erich Hartnaher 55
Paul Goodhue 64

Novice
Ryan Nance 48....
Jacob Lindley 49
Scott Synan 51
Sam Freeman 52
Trent Chapman 53
Brad James 56
Ian Curran 57
Brian Ritter 60
Dustin Mayes 63

Ladies
Patty Burris 81

The TDSA has alot of course improvements going on this weekend, Please help out if possible!

furdog skinner and i have all the forms on the ground with wire in them.
the weather is looking great for tomorrow maybe we can have the concrete delivery completed by 8 am again.
come one come all .
mucking crews (some need wheel barrowed)
screeding crews,
and finishers,
and edgers,
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pad baby sitters to keep the vandals out of the concrete
start time 6 am

This batch of pads looks great too. Awesome job on the texture and edging.

I was out there around 1:30 then I came back for the 3:00 to 6:00 shift. Everything looked good..

watching concrete dry is hard work:)

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Whats better than a sharpie on a passed out person?

Leaving them in the woods for the ticks....................................:D

...and next to the poison ivy...

Once again, Marie and I want to give some high paws of thanks to the following super group of people who gave up their precious time to help finish the final nine at Moose this weekend. Good karma is comming to all of you.:)

Drew Custer (showed up, worked, then passed out and slept in his car half the day):rolleyes:
Josh Cathey (Repeat offender, wheelbarrel driver and mucker of concrete)
Paul Dorries (Repeat offender, beer drinker, and afternoon pad sitter)
Jim Geurin (Repeat offender, mucker, and wheelbarrel driver) I believe I've got your shovel, rake, and hoe.
George Skinner (Repeat offender, form setter on Friday, mucker on Saturday)
Mike Treat (Repeat offender and pad sitter)
Wayne "Left Lane" Forrest (Repeat offender, pad sitter, and graffiti tech)
Cris Hicks (Repeat offender, mucker, wheelbarrel driver, and pad sitter)
Tony "Sky" Walker (Mucker, pad sitter, and musical entertainment)
John and Carla Barton (Afternoon and evening pad sitters)
Gary Nail (Repeat offender, mucker, finisher, pad sitter, and wild life photographer)
BVA (Repeat offender Friday & Saturday, took some remesh in the eyeball on Friday)
Jerry and Carrie Stacey (Repeat offenders, finishers,) Who said women can't do concrete??
Dough "All day" Duff (Wasn't there at 6am but showed up mid-morning, partied, and stayed there with me until 10:30pm fighting off a biker gang of 8-10 ten year olds by the woods.)

Also special thanks to Teresa Duff (pad sitter) and for driving all the way back from Inola after dark to bring us a bottle of vodka. Liquid courage was was just what I needed to finally drive those little punks and their parents out of the park.;)

Finally, a big thanks to Mike Acosta, county park employee. He showed up on his day off like the rest of us at 6am and was there with the county loader to bucket in the concrete to the holes the truck couldn't get to. He also trimmed some branches for the truck to pass and pad sit till 4pm, left, and then came back for a little while.

I apoligize if I missed anyone.

Tee pads are officially complete. Forms should come off in a couple of days. Tee signs are in the works.

Thanks to everyone that has volunteered at Chandler to bring this new course in. :)

thank you Mike "Taxi" Acosta. gave me a lift back to my car from the wooded holes. much needed, long afternoon of sitting and absorbing bubbly into my blood stream, dont think i could have made it back without the taxi ride

I heard your beer consumption was what???....11 beers total???

Were you and Duff competing?:D

man furdog always forgets the pair o f the greatest


lil moose and big moose himself.


without whom none of this would have happened
thanks Scott and Marie!!!

Thanks Brad. Marie and I are very thankful and happy to see it finally come together. The idea was the result of the super high Marie and I had after we did our first CS. It had always been John "Brother Love" Green's vision since the AM worlds to have another course out there and had he not retired I imagine that sooner or later he and the TDSA would have built it as well.

Marie and I just got the ball rolling and she has been my inspiration all the way. I also can't say enough about Pat Standingbear and the park crew out there for being super helpful and very friendly to our ideas. Not forgetting the TDSA which has doled out approx $2000 so far on cemment, forms, and misc materials. A lot of thanks can be given also to the players that support CS with their camping fees and show up and support the local TDSA minis. Whether you're a TDSA member or not, by showing up you're still helping to make things like this happen.

And I just want to say to my long time friend and arch enemy Dave Wise,.....no beaver homes were destroyed in the building of this course.:D

I heard your beer consumption was what???....11 beers total???

Were you and Duff competing?:D

11 yeah. i had to catch up with duff, he started at 10 am

if the people coming over to my house would have bothered to cancel on me before i got home, i coulda stayed and played bongos and drank with u guys till dark :(

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is Drew really passed out by the pad or was that a joke. That is too funny.

Yes, that is totally real and he is lucky.

Nobody had a Sharpie and if we had thought about it, we would have poured concrete on his shoes and made him a permanent fixture.:)

This weeks Chandler mini will be ran on Moose Run and those sweet new pads! Please park at the new gravel parking lot that has been made just for us golfers. I hope too see everyone out there!

Don't worry. With a starting $90+ ace pot, everybody and his brother will be there,....including me!!!!:)

It's going to be nice to get to play for a change. You better remember to bring some help or Wise is going to be all over you for doing a "Furdog" and not starting on time.:rolleyes:

Got to play the new tee pads last night. All I can say is Great job to all involved.:D They made that course. Not real impressed with some of the hole changes, especially being a lefty. Thank Hicks.:( and you know what holes I'm talking about.

Some of the tee moves are understandable. I wouldn't want to pic axe through rock either. Overall I give it a B+. Without the pads it was a C-.

Thanks FurDog for staying on top of it and making sure it was completed.;)

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

First Official TDSA mini on new pads at Moose Run!!!!

Special guest TD tonight and for most of the month of June is Matthew Treat!!!!

Ace pot is starting at $90+ so make like "Saving Private Ryan" and earn this!!!!

Possible "T-Town Beatdown" on Furdog may be provided by Sarah Slane!!!!

Someone call the SPCA because I might get neutered.:(

Let's shoot for a 2010 season record of 50+ players so Matthew can show Poppa Treat and I how it's done!!!!:)

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And,,,,,,, it's Matt's 25th birthday today so even more reason to celebrate..

Happy Birthday Matt!!!

Happy B-day Matt. Does this mean we all get birthday cake???:)

Awesome Furrdog is bringing birthday cake! Please remember that we will be using the new gravel parking lot! Well I can't wait too see everyone, big ace pot out there with some holes under 250 feet everyone has a great chance!

Here you go buddy. Cake delivered.

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Thanks Scott but I have had too many of those lately, I am trading them in for granola!

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Thanks too everyone that came out, it was great weather and even better golf. I would like to thank Furrdog for letting me run this mini.

Here is how it played out...

Open= Sammy Neilson 41 "current course record as far as I know"
Coda Hatfield 45
Kyle Razmus 45
Dave Pennekamp 46
Shane Grey 46
Jose Mendoza 47
Tony Skywalker 48 Nice Ace
Ricky Vasquez 48
American Hero Seth Cook 48
Dan Bougher 48
Jarrod Pennington 48 Nice Ace
Matt Razmus 49
Fayde Nicholson 50

Advanced= Chris Hatten 45
Rober Giles 52
Brian Whited 53
Jordan Durham 57
Nick Earle 56
Justin Lampert 57
Scott Whited 59

Advanced Masters
Dave Wise 56
Mike Treat 58

Intermediate=Jay Slack 55
Sean Gaither 57
Ryan Nance 59

Novice= Brent Bridges 54
Joe Joe 54
Tommy Agent 55
Jon Roberts 55
Erich hartnaer 58
Scott Foster 60
Chris Cervantes 61
Chris Conner 62
Ian Curen 62
Peter Callorafi 63


Women= Sarah Slane 56
Alyissa Merrit 62
Jesse Oncefall 63

Thanks for playing and I hope everyone enjoyed playing Moose Run, let me know what you thought...

[QUOTE=Southpaw527;1427142]
Advanced Masters
Dave Wise 56
Mike Treat 58QUOTE]

That's not what the newspaper says!!!!:D

Finally, no more garranteed dominance by Poppa Treat over "The Dog"!!!!

As the Doors used to sing...."This is the end....The end my friend.":)

All you Advanced Grand Masters better watch out from now on.:p

And as for the upcoming "Slane vs Furdog Beatdown in T-town", take note that we tied!!!! This was a prelimary exhibition and we will be selling tickets at the main event and all of you threw your $20 down with Duff and took me to win at 10-1 odds can start feeling better about your choice to pick the "Underdog".:D

Matt did a great job running this mini and I look forward to coming back to play on the Moose. After years and years of playing on the short course, the Moose (while only slightly tougher) provides a nice change of pace and a more intimate feel especially back in the woods. Nice design job Hicks.

Playing on the ladies card was fun and I want to apoligize for using the "B" word on one hole when I missed my putt.:(

Judging from the nice turnout, it doesn't appear that running a mini on Moose really scared anyone away either. Matt, it's up to you on which course you want to use in the month of June but I recommend Moose all the way. We can always go back to Bear's Lair in the fall when the days get shorter.

So Walker hit the ace...good job..what hole and how much was it worth?

Jarod and Tony aced, I think the ace pot was $114.00...

Two more TDSA 2010 club members...awesome!!

The mini this week will be on the origianl Chandler course due to the NBA FINALS starting that night, I want to make sure everyone can have time to get home and enjoy the game.

I hope to see everyone out there!

TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!...TONIGHT!!!

Chandler Park / 6:15 tee time!!! / Bears Lair DG Mecca!!!!

Special guest TD and repeat offender.....Matthew Treat!!!!

Tonight's Main Event is the "Old Fart Throwdown!!!"

aka:

Fatman vs Tarzan!!!
Admin vs Admin!!!
Jerry Garcia vs Mayor Bartlett!!!
Mountain King vs River Dweller!!!

$5 Gallery tickets available at the gate.

Come early and watch Mega-Pro Dave Wise coach Poppa Treat on when to say "Dollar!!!":)

I believe the two of them are out there practicing already.:(

Dinner is served so come and get it!!!!!

Come watch Treat ride him like he has a roll of quarters in his pocket.
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Then watch FurDog leave the course with his tail between his legs. But don't worry, he'll be happy about it. Its the only tail he gan get between them.:eek::D

Win or lose he ain't going to beat me by no 5-10 strokes D-bag!!!!

Final scores posted tomorrow don't really matter because I've already called in the results to the newspaper. :D

With you there this could end up being an "Underdog" Kodak moment for me.:)

I feel I should get some royalties from the Treat's out of this deal for promoting this event so well.;)

Thank you to everyone that came out tonight we had 40 players and some very competitive disc golf. I would like to ask everyone to use the new gravel parking lot that was made just for us golfers, it is a universal lot for BOTH courses please start using it all the time. Hole 11 on the original course is the new 1. Thank you all in advance for your help in this issue.

Here is how it played out...

Pro-

GARY HARRISON 39
WAYNE FOREST 40
JARROD PENNINGTON 41
CODA HATFILED 41
DAN BOUGHER 42
JOHNNY THONPSON 45
SETH COOK 46
DAVE PENNEKAMP 47
FUR DOG 49

Advanced-

MICHAEL TREAT 44
CASEY FLETHCER 45
RICHARD WHY 45
BRIAN WYHIDEN 45
CHARLES SMITH 47
NICK EARL 47
ROBERT GILES 48
JUSTIN LAMPERT 49

Intermediate-

ANTHONY HOUDEK 46
BRENT BRIDGES 47
TOMMY AGENT 47
JEFF SIMMONS 48
JO JO 49
RAY POINDEXTER 50
LAMON SMITH 50
JACOB LINDLEY 51
MORGAN TAYLOR 54
RYAN NANCE 56


Rec-

PHILLIP DOLLEN 44
ROOKS KIRK 48
JOHN MATASHI 51
JESSE FRAZIER 51
CORY SIBES 52
CHAD WOLFFARD 52
MICHAEL WRIGHT 53
GEORGE SMITH 54
DANIEL DIVELBISS 55
IAN CURRAN 56

Women-

SARAH SLANE 49
TIFFANY BIGLER 54

Junior-

DUSTIN M 51

Well, I for one can't wait to see what Furdog has to say...

I would like to say thanks to all my supporters..

you'll just have to though...

Shameful Dan, just shamefull. You desired the gold So much you talked her into you giving her strokes?:(

You couldn't just let her walk away with the tag so that she can Beat Furdog to keep it?

You're no longer the Donkey..................................

You are now just a monkey's...........:cool:

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Well, I for one can't wait to see what Furdog has to say...

I would like to say thanks to all my supporters..



He will have 150 excuses for how it went down.

This should be interesting.

... so I'm reading the Tulsa World this morning ... w-o-w ... I guess I did alright on the Mountain ... I shot a solid 40 ... not bad at all ... or was I dreaming ? ...

No dreams. I couldn't beleive the way you were laying down shot after shot right on the pin. You'r putt looked good also. Maybe I can draw you as a partner tonight.

... c o o l ...

Uh oh, the Dog has logged on. Get ready for the blame game.

no excuses...I won it fair and square...and I always honor my tag whether its in a mini or pick up game....even in casual play....money or not....no blame - no shame....and I'm still the DONKEY!

no excuses...I won it fair and square

Fair and square?

Dan Bougher Pro Master 950 rating
Sarah Slane Am 799 rating.

That a 150 point spread and you gave her 6 strokes. Not sure how you figure that fair and square but what ever makes you feel better about it.:eek:


This from the PDGA website

How can you use the rating numbers for handicapping?

Every throw equals about 10 rating points on a typical 18-hole course with an SSA near 50. If your scores average 10 throws over SSA, your rating will be 100 points lower than 1000 which would be 900. So a player with rating of 950, who is about 5 throws better than a player with a 900 rating, should probably spot the 900 rated player about 4 to 5 throws if they are trying to level the playing field for the round.

what did you do Dan, take advantage of the young lady!

Looks like Forest is putting like he's still in Indiana!

wayne forest 40? for real? NICEEEEEEEEEEEE thats some serious golfing

I guess Dan has been doing some reading.

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Well, it's 10:00 and still not reponse from Furdog. I guess he is crafting a masterpiece..

Or taking a crap, either way its the same thing.:cool:

wayne forest 40? for real? NICEEEEEEEEEEEE thats some serious golfing
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Looks like Forest is putting like he's still in Indiana! ...
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... I WAS UNCONCIOUS in Indiana ... Bogey-Free (thanks to that roller-upshot) ... TOO MUCH F-U-N ! ...

My name is Furdog and welcome to the "No spin" zone.

First of all, what a cluster this was. Matthew, in the words of Donald Trump, you�re fired!!! Finish your schedule for the month of June and clean out your desk.:rolleyes:

I said I wanted to play in Pro GRAND Master not Open. I figured your dad would man up and do the same but had I known he was going to bag down to Advanced I would have done the same. I�m not there to donate to the OPEN group other than maybe Gary Harrison because he�s the only one that is worthy of my spare cash. I�m glad to see him take 1st.

Second, no free CTP, giveaways, or casino hole???. What's the deal???? That�s how �WE� roll at Chandler. Not just me but Duff as well. This is not Riverside where you fight for parking, maybe get a free mully and some eye candy on the side. More is more at Chandler.

Third, whenever you�ve got old TDSA TD�s or Admins playing you should give them a TD courtesy of assigning them on a hole close to the parking lot. Young guys walk because they haven�t been �In Country� as long as old guys have. Let�s not turn this into Centennial.

Also, the County doesn�t mind us parking at the old shelter during weeknight mini�s on the short course as nobody normally rents during the week. It�s the weekends that they are concerned about.

This bad karma is also why your Celtics lost last night.:(

This whole match was rigged. I don�t blame you or Pops totally because I�m sure Wise was pulling strings behind the scenes.:cool:

As for the match for those of you that weren�t there, it was Wise, Treat, Penny, and me on the card. We started on hole 6.

Penny threw out the first line of trash talk but said he was only going to do it once and for the most part he kept his word and was very respectful.

Mike Treat was very respectful also and quiet as a possible future SC would be. Other than me texting some trash before the round and him return texting after, I don�t remember too much trash talk between us during the round. And in reality, why would he need to when he had Wise there to do it for him. Yep, that�s right. I may be a Furdog but Wise is the biggest Lapdog anyone could ever ask for.

I apoligize to Mr Treat and Penny for having to listen to Wise and I snipe at each other for the whole round about things that had nothing to do with DG. I believe everything but our mothers were brought into the conversation. On my part mainly to counter his BS and hopefully distract Treat with misdirection. It reminded me of a grade school fight where you show up by yourself and the other kid has brought his big brothers with him.

Funny though, Wise is the only one I know lame enough to bring one firecracker to an air horn party. I knew he was packing some type of secret device to distract me and had I grabbed the lead I'm sure the "nukes" would have come out but considering he didn�t do anything for the whole round I couldn�t resist pulling out my secret weapon on the last hole and blasting it in his ear.

As for the play, his crap didn�t bother me too much. I fell behind by two early and had my shots at a comeback. Treat did start to faulter a few times but everytime he did Wise would take him back in the woods for a pep talk and to �fluff� him up. There were two long putts I remember him making that killed me.

Treat won this round but he knows from now on I�m going to be lurking in the shadows. He had to play his best game to get a 44 and we�ll see how his does in the future when Avalanch Kenny is not around to coach him. And that goes for Skinner, Forest, and all you other advanced grand masters!!! We�ll see how the cards fall at the upcoming �Duff Special!�:mad:

Good things did happen for me though. $3 from Wise on dollar challenges, I found my tag which I thought was still at home mixed in with CS stuff, and once again I tied Slane, thus debunking rumors that she owns me.

And speaking of Slane, I love how some of you guys were giving me crap about picking on a woman yet no one but me gave �The Donkey� any grief about it last night. Now it starts to show up on the board as it very well should.

Bougher should be banned for life but I also believe there was an Owasso conspiracy going on with Wise involved in the background to keep me from having a shot at that tag. Him posting against Bougher today is just him trying to cover his tracks and make him look like he's coming to help a woman in distress.:cool:

If all Bougher can offer a woman is six strokes then it�s no wonder his wife is probably frustrated. :rolleyes:

This type of stuff should not be allowed to stand and it is evidence of what happens when two of Owasso�s biggest con men are allowed into TDSA events.

The war will continue my friends and if some of you are tired of these injustices and dirty "under the table" dealings then write MY name in for State Coodinator on the ballot for true change and prosperity for all!!!:D

Well that is not the post I was hoping for but it will have to do.

Furdog played a good round and I can tell you he is a lot better than he used to be.

I had nothing to do with the card alignment and I thought you and I were in the same division. Matt placed me in advanced which worked out, though I seldom win in that division.

My official battle with Furdog is over. I proved my point and that is all I need to do.

I would like to respond to his faulter comment. I threw a nice two finger on 18 that skipped into the woods. My putt hit basket and then set on a perfect course and rolled 50 feet back into the woods. I took a 4 and Furdog a 2.

From that point on I owned the Dog. Birdie on 1, putt in the bottom of the basket on 2 but flopped out, birdie 3, 4 and almost birdied 5. Furdog took a series of 3's and 4's during the final holes.

I did hit long putts when I had to. Trust me, Wise and Penny had nothing to do with those babies..

Furdog played his best and I was proud of him. I consider this matter closed.

Disregard any comments towards Matt, he did a great job again...

So you don't think that having Twoputt and Penny on the card effected Furdogs game at all?

With respect to Treat, probably not Duff. I think my best on the short is like 46. Not sure if Treat normally shoots a 44 out there either though.

I had a sure birdie on #14 and he canned a good putt to keep a two stroke lead. I believe he got another stroke on me on # 17 and then let me back in the door on #18.

We both birdied # 1. He chained out his birdie putt on # 2 I believe but canned another long one on # 3 for a bird. At that point I basically conceded because I don't normally birdie # 4 & # 5.

Mike, I love you man but DG at Chandler needs drama whether real or manufactured. You started it last week by losing to me and created it this week by asking for a rematch. We start with afternoon soaps and then we work our way into primetime. Welcome to Hollywood. There aren�t any -850 rated and lower hacks that I can gain any respect by picking on so I�ve got to start somewhere.

Last week on the ladies card it was all friendly peace, love, and disc golf, but last night with Wise there the atmosphere was totally hostile. Wise even resorted to bringing some 7 foot ape with him to threaten to beat me up in the parking lot.:rolleyes:

looks like the Dog has bit the dust face first, lol.

Tell me something Hinds. Did Woody really hire you at Crow Creek as a "Door Man" or a "Door Mat"? I can see why he didn't hire you in a "bouncer" position but I just can't understand why he would put your face as the first thing someone sees when they walk into his establishiment. That would make me want to start a fight right then and there.:)