It's about time I got my own thread so I can tell it like it really is! :cool:

Dateline: June 9th, 2005

Tonight's mini is 6:30 at McClure. Ace pot is maxed out at $500. :)
Unfortunately that money still appears to be STUCK up Twoputt's wazzoo! :(....After the disappointment of the failed recovery attempt last week, there will be a protologist, a case of KY jelly, and a backhoe on stand by at the course tonight to insure the winner does not once again go home empty handed should an ace be hit. :cool:...Good luck to all. :)

... actually maxed out at $599.00 ! ... :eek:

... before they're all gone ... go to Embassy Suites ( behind Drysdales 33rd & Memorial ) ... their Gift Shop is changing ownership ... Innova Golf Discs ( DX , Pro-Line , Champion Candy ) are all on sale at 50% OFF ... still some nice selection of the good stuff ... current owners are re-locating out of town ... Diana and her husband seem like real good folks ; but they are moving by the end of June ...
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... get some "real deals" while you can ... :cool:...
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... ps : I saw a nice 166g White ProLine Cobra there today ... sweet for the ladies ... go get her one , FurDog ... and maybe some Roc's for yourself ... :)

Yea but the max someone can take home is $500 isn't it, with the rest getting carried over to the next one? Imagine if it was unlimited! :cool:...How many people do you think would show up for a $1000 dollars or more ace pot? :D You might even have to run multiple rounds. :)

nope $599 is max. reced starts when it goes to $100.00 after receds gets to $100.00 until it is hit goes to the club if i am not mistaken.

Why don't you come out tonight and I'll make sure you don't go home empty handed. :o:D:o

Hear me now! BELIEVE me later, there will be a sizeable deposit into my bank account after I ring up either 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,14,or 15

Calling my shot, even listed the number that will go down. :D

I'll bet you $10 you don't win it. :D


Come on easy money getch ya sum of it. :o

If Furdog walks upright this must be his SISTER
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nope $599 is max. reced starts when it goes to $100.00 after receds gets to $100.00 until it is hit goes to the club if i am not mistaken.



I don't think any goes to the club, at least they have never given me any to deposit. Once the pott hits $599 and the reseed starts at $100, there becomes a second ace pot and continues to build.. In theory, you could actually hit an ace for $599 and do it again at the next mini on the same course.

Dam! Who let you in here! :mad:..Shouldn't you be preparing for childbirth? :eek:....On top of that you left the door open and Kevin got in! Now we're all screwed. ;)....Next thing you know, Disc Pimp is going to show up and get my thread deleted! :( :D

yeah forgot about Dovillio last year it was 599 and 3 something for recede.

I don't think any goes to the club, at least they have never given me any to deposit. Once the pott hits $599 and the reseed starts at $100, there becomes a second ace pot and continues to build.. In theory, you could actually hit an ace for $599 and do it again at the next mini on the same course.


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... Wise is correct there ...

Dam! Who let you in here! ..Shouldn't you be preparing for childbirth? ....On top of that you left the door open and Kevin got in! Now we're all screwed. ....Next thing you know, Disc Pimp is going to show up and get my thread deleted!



Your thread stinks of dog poop but its prolly cuz dogs like you like their own ARSE and now your blowing out all this hot and and stinking the place up. Man you need to be given a bath and a good flea bombing. TwoPutt is going to regulate on you like a Pitbull on a Tea Cup Poodle. Your going to get DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!

If you think you got game then come up to MI for the DGLO and play me for 50 bucks a Round Lazyshagbiotch :D

DiscPimp OUT!!!

I'm sorry! :( I guess I deserve that for not paying your mother for your child support payments. ;) :D

way to go dog now you can have your day. Be our luck that my son will hit his first ace tonight, what would he do with $599 in mdse. since he plays Jr. and where would we put it.

Merchandise? :confused:.....Bull ka-ka! That better be cash! :D

... it's ALL CASH all right ... but I don't think your concern of "where to put it" is quite as worrisome as FurDog's concern of "from where it dispenses" ... especially if TwoPutt were handling the "payout" ... :o

Congradulations to Mr. Devon Owens on winning the $599 ace pot on # 12 last night at McClure. :cool: Looks like his trip to Kansas has been paid for before it even began. :D

Congradulations also to Mr Steve Naegele, whom ( according to Bud Johnson ) took five shots to get OUT of the baseball field next to # 5. :eek:

And congratulations go out to FurDog who took five shots to get past the ball field. :D

Yea......five shots of vodka will just about do it. ;)

Anybody playing this afternoon?

Give me a call...................... or don't. :D
232-8562

Yea!....I'll play ya for $50 bucks only we have to use those "Ript" DG cards. You start with 3 and I get to start out with 10. :cool:...Loser donates the $50 to the 2006 Am Worlds fund. :D Call me at 1-800-UMY-BIATCH! ;)

Sorry, but I'm going to go play..............you can continue to set in your cube and play with yourself until 5:00pm. :D:o:D

i'll play give me a call 231 5065

Does anyone know who the guy is who opened the disc tent store down at Riverside? :confused:

I do, I met him last week.

Sorry but I don't think you hangin around in a public bathroom with your mouth open can be considered a "meeting". :eek:

The only reason my mouth was open was I couldn't beleive what I saw you doing in there. I never imagined you would let another person do that to you. :o

It now makes sense why you would have a beard during the heat of the summer. :o

Speaking of "meetings"......what happened last night? As an official "arse-minow-scraper" can you provide some details on the Am-Worlds meeting? You know....important stuff like.....who showed up? :confused:....how many pieces of pizza were eaten? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif.....how many beers were drank? ;).....were there any fist fights? :cool:

New World's bank account was opened yesterday, Course assessments will be done this week, with emphasis on McClure and Hunter, World's website will be up and running immediately following world's in Flagstaff. Merchandise exclusive to our World's will be for sale. Printing expenses for sponsorship packets were approved. Meeting with Riverparks Authority was set for next week. World's bag tags were approved. The next World's meeting date was set for June 27th at Mazzio's @ 51st & Sheridan.
Members in attendance were:
Myself, Wayne Forest, Joyle Deering, Steve Ward(and new wife Cathy), Kevin McCoy, Michael Barr, Slim Moyers, Dan Bougher, John Green and Joe Rotan.

Is this enough information for you?

Sweet! :cool: ...Sounds great!! :D

furdog...you better be careful or you are going to have to start showing up at those meetings!

phooey....must apologize for my non-presence at said meeting...however, I am posting this from the LaQuinta in Raleigh NC...job related....this place is golf crazy due to the US Open....the motel is packed, but dead quiet...
Wish I had gotten in on some pizza....but getting wined and dined at their company's expense has its merits....hope to see you guys @ McClure thur nite...
Sleep permitting....
Congrats Steve....sorry we missed it...
I am just hacked.....those stubborn airline pilots won't let me drive...I have more simulator hours than they do, I even know the routes and the landmarks...you'd think they'd like to take a break....the rats!
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find the time to flip a disc..pretty tight schedule..waaaaaaaa.....would have liked to have seen Zebulon...or any disc golf baskets....phoooey....my Super Puppy would have liked to have touched East coast chains

be seeing Tulsa soon... :p

I been to those meetings but they tend to throw me out because of my flees and my tendency to pee on the carpet. :( ;)

... wherever I get the chance ( possibly the Bunker Sat.(?) -or- possibly Riverside Sun.(?) ) , I'll be "spreading" the newest info. Flyers around town ...
... The Bunker Bash (less than a week away now)
... The Riverside Glide (always a "monster" B-Tier)
... an all new "oneighty" Challenge Event ("Nicked-Trees")
... Okie Doubles (PDGA B-Tier Am's / C-Tier Pro's)
... and the all new TDSA July mini-schedules
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... the Latest , and Greatest , and Most-Up-To-Datest ! ...
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... git ya sum ... :cool:

... AND the all new 2005 Oklahoma Open Flyer ... A-Tier SuperTour in October ... it'll be here before you know it ... look for it on titledisc soon ... :cool:

Does anyone know if Twoputt showed up at the 4pm at Riverside yesterday? :confused: ...I was just wondering because he left Chandler so quick after losing his tag to Naegele, .....I didn't even get a chance to kick his bag! :cool:... :D

Yes, I showed up. Where were you? :mad:
I shot well enough the second round to cash in open. ($10).
Better than a kick in the arse. :D

Should have come out. The ladies came out and we went down to Rivers edge for beer afterwards.

Sorry. Had to go home and think about mowing the lawn. ....Yes I said think about it because that's about all I did. :(..After spending about 30min in the heat just cleaning up the yard to mow, I've decided to do my part to help the economy and hire a lawn and landscaping service. :cool:..Does anyone know anybody that works in the 61st and Garnett area?

Howard Dine is the man to talk to....

Get a couple of goats. :D

Dual purpose tool. :D

... Furdog lives near 61st & Garnett ? ? ? ... I'll have to check that out ...

Hey Scott, there is your first old goat making an application. :D

You might want to check it out. :o

... old goat ? ... NAWT ! ...

Hey Kev, sorry to hear about your eyeball dude...I knew while checking the leaderboard that something was not right. Your scores did not reflect the K-Mac we know here in T-Town, sorry to hear about that.

Your still making the DGLO, right?

For sure, vision was a little blurry for only about 15 minutes but it was throbbing pretty bad saturday, and now I can still feel it, but its far from anything that will keep me sidelined, but definatly not recommended.

**** man. That story kind of makes me glad I wear glasses. :( Get well soon Kev.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005 - Riverside starting at $306 :cool:

I love the smell of ace pot in the morning!......Smells like victory! :D

and just how in the he11 would you know what an ace pot smelled like? :confused:

Allright! What the he11 is up with these **** Nazzi, terd eating, morons that we have running this board? If that means you Conrad and Terry, then so be it. I get to just 8 posts short of 4000 and you gutless numnuts turn it off. I would use the word censorsihp if you morons hadn't added it to the list of potty mouth words. :mad::mad::mad:

screw this board and its moderators. :mad:

In my dreams I have hit thousands of ace pots! They all happened on tie dyed courses with cellophane flowers of yellow and green....towering up to the sky! :o.. Maybe you're just not doing the right drugs. :cool:

Twoputt has now gone anon. :mad:

In my dreams I have hit thousands of ace pots! They all happened on tie dyed courses with cellophane flowers of yellow and green....towering up to the sky! :o.. Maybe you're just not doing the right drugs. :cool:


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... too much LSD ... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ... or you been smoking banana-peel again ? ... :o

think he licked one of those frogs.

Allright! What the he11 is up with these **** Nazzi, terd eating, morons that we have running this board? If that means you Conrad and Terry, then so be it. I get to just 8 posts short of 4000 and you gutless numnuts turn it off. I would use the word censorsihp if you morons hadn't added it to the list of potty mouth words. :mad::mad::mad:

screw this board and its moderators. :mad:



Waaah!....Waaah!....Waaah!...Waaah! ..... You sound like you're suffering from IBDS (Infant Breast Denial Syndrome). You're probably in the closet right now kicking your bag and calling the "My Posts R Toasties" hotline for support. :o.. Thinking about going "postal"? :eek:... Call Mitchell and maybe he'll let you come over and rest your head on his boob for support. :p :D

Allright! What the he11 is up with these **** Nazzi, terd eating, morons that we have running this board? If that means you Conrad and Terry, then so be it. I get to just 8 posts short of 4000 and you gutless numnuts turn it off. I would use the word censorsihp if you morons hadn't added it to the list of potty mouth words. :mad::mad::mad:

screw this board and its moderators. :mad:



Waaah!....Waaah!....Waaah!...Waaah! ..... You sound like you're suffering from IBDS (Infant Breast Denial Syndrome). You're probably in the closet right now kicking your bag and calling the "My Posts R Toasties" hotline for support. :o.. Thinking about going "postal"? :eek:... Call Mitchell and maybe he'll let you come over and rest your head on his boob for support. :p :D




I had to do a lot screwing off and hiding from the boss to accumulate those posts. Trivial as most of them were, I put a lot of time in on this sheit and it just pissses me off that little pisss ants like yourself whine and cry enough that these gutless monitors continue to limit our posting abilitities. They have become so politicaly correct that the word [I'm a potty-mouth!] (censered) is not allowed.

It was probaby you that biatched about my little avatar of your azzz and had it removed. These monitors have become puppets of the insiginificant little knats that biatch about a few of the members and ignor the larger membership.

Oh the power they must feel. :o

Bastages. :mad:

that sh-it does stink. i was on my way to the 2k mark. but now i am forever 0. what is the big deal with post counts sure some people PW but some people like to know also.... nevermind no one listens to the small fish.

yup and i did say [I'm a potty-mouth!].

Post # 3996

There, I'll just keep my own post count.

Take that Terry! :o

I dare you to turn that one off. :D

this is my 420 th post :D,
wish i had something good to say oh well :p,wise i wont be there today :(
back to 420 zone :cool:

Oh no, what happened in the last hour to change your mind?

Too bad, I would have split it with you. :D


Official post #3999

i'm with wise, i'm going anonymous.

...post #1892 ...
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... some body ate at Texas Roadhouse on Sunday June 5 ...
... had chicken tenders , Dallas filet , Catfish , & kids sirloin ... paid 45.07 for 4 ... served by Ashlee ...
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... eye'm gonna find that some body ... they left a piece of trash on my nice,immaculate,& shiny mini-van ...
... I've turned the case over to CSI-Tulsa ( C rooked- S portsman- I nvestigations ) ...
... you can run , but you cain't hide ; some body ...

Texas Roadhouse is awesome!!

... they are presently analyzing DNA samples from the receipt and the residue left by some body in table 333 at the Cafe ... comparing it to known stool samples found around local Disc Golf Courses ... I think they are getting real close on this one ... some body is gonna be toast ...
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... post 1893 ...

I think it was this guy.

http://fat-guy.com/images/abs3.jpg

... except CSI informs me that this perpetrator probably has more facial hair than that ...
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POST # 4998

Well it wasn't me but it sounds like the perp is definitely from the "Dog" family. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Allright! What the he11 is up with these **** Nazzi, terd eating, morons that we have running this board? If that means you Conrad and Terry, then so be it. I get to just 8 posts short of 4000 and you gutless numnuts turn it off. I would use the word censorsihp if you morons hadn't added it to the list of potty mouth words. :mad::mad::mad:

screw this board and its moderators. :mad:



Waaah!....Waaah!....Waaah!...Waaah! ..... You sound like you're suffering from IBDS (Infant Breast Denial Syndrome). You're probably in the closet right now kicking your bag and calling the "My Posts R Toasties" hotline for support. :o.. Thinking about going "postal"? :eek:... Call Mitchell and maybe he'll let you come over and rest your head on his boob for support. :p :D




I had to do a lot screwing off and hiding from the boss to accumulate those posts. Trivial as most of them were, I put a lot of time in on this sheit and it just pissses me off that little pisss ants like yourself whine and cry enough that these gutless monitors continue to limit our posting abilitities. They have become so politicaly correct that the word [I'm a potty-mouth!] (censered) is not allowed.

It was probaby you that biatched about my little avatar of your azzz and had it removed. These monitors have become puppets of the insiginificant little knats that biatch about a few of the members and ignor the larger membership.

Oh the power they must feel. :o

Bastages. :mad:



EXPLAINATION FOR NO POST COUNT (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=393150&Main=393150#Post393150)

it is not going to stop me though. i'll still have useless posts~! :p

I think the title says it all. :D

Don't you?

Happy Birthday to Jerry Stacey

Happy B-day Froggie!!!

Let me know if you need any chocolate fur-pellets to decorate your cake with. :D

thanks guys and I will let you know fur-dog

:pYeah Happy B-Day :p....now go paint somethin'!!! ;)

Dateline: June 28th, 2005

Furdogs Official Plan:

Is to scream and yell after all my intial drives so as to hopefully de-moralize my opponents into thinking that someone has already got an ace thus lowering their expectations of any glory to be had and providing me with a chance next week if I should happen to not hit an ace tonight. :cool:

... good plan Dawg ... u can dew it ... :cool:

Dateline: June 28th, 2005

if I should happen to not hit an ace tonight. :cool:




The only ace you have a chance at hitting tonight is the one on the blow up doll you keep in your closet. :o

Dateline: June 28th, 2005

if I should happen to not hit an ace tonight. :cool:




The only ace you have a chance at hitting tonight is the one on the blow up doll you keep in your closet. :o



man, you have a blow up doll and didn't let anyone know? That's pretty selfish it's not like Two putt has any diseases...does he?

it is a blow up sheep.



http://www.custardpie.co.uk/images/23/21150_big.jpg

get it right~!

it's not like Two putt has any diseases...does he?



Take a look at Mitchell and you tell me! :o

you are killing me! lol where do you get those pictures of Two putts mother?

Dateline: June 29, 2005

The other day I read the following quote:

�On ace pot nights, I don't make or accept side bets or side challenges. Its about the ace, not the score.�

This made me wonder what the difference is between �Ace Pot� night and any other night. Shouldn�t every night be �Ace Pot� night? :confused:... To me it�s like the difference between Hooterville and Tunatown. Birdies, pars, and bogeys all live in Hooterville but aces reside in Tunatown. We all have to live, work, and play in Hooterville but every once in a while some of us get to go experience the lights, smells, and attractions that Tunatown has to offer.

We all are in search of �ace�. We chased it as teenagers and when we became adults�.. a lot of us even got married for it. Oh the bliss of marriage. :) Ace runs every night at first but then, as time went by, the ace runs became further and further apart and after a while,�.each one started to look like a rerun of the last one. It seemed as if the bright lights had dimmed and streets of Tunatown were closed to all tourist activity�.. :(.. But then came divorce and trips to Tunatown once again became a viable possibility. :cool:...No longer was the possibility of getting some "Ace" based on whether you hysered or anti-hysered, scoobied or thumbed it;....all the sudden anything was possible and if you woke up in the morning with "coyote ace" (and yes I mispelled that) on your arm......biting your arm off was no longer the only option available. The best thing about an ace run is that you are always looking at it from behind, ...which in turn allows for a lot of room for imagination.

I guess "score" is important to some but "ace" is what makes the world go round. :)...Do yourself a favor and get some "ace" in your life!

On Tuesday June 28th the following people got some �ace� and took a trip to Tunatown.

Matt Eklund Advanced Masters
Jesse Crew Intermediate
Jeff Evans Intermediate....

Congratulations and may the Tuna be with you!

ok dog; but remember that you can tune a piano but you can't tunafish.
if i had to rate my life by ace runs i couldn't play disc golf.......come to think of is i can't.
Oh well it's still a walk in the park.....
Adv. masters never die they just grow up to be GRAND masters.

Oh well it's still a walk in the park.....
Adv. masters never die they just grow up to be GRAND masters.


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... we'll see you there in January , Martin ... :D

can't wait i already got a new tube of theragesic and a 500 pill bottle of 200mg ibuprofin to go with the asparin and heating pad

http://www.marshallstreetdiscgolf.com/MSDGC_intro.mpg

Furdog what is that in your hand

http://www.davethefox.com/words/2004/images/jerry2.jpg

That's my pre-tournament meditation device!:cool:...

What??? ..You think I finish DFL all by myself??? :o:D

If you see him hiding in the trees, PLEASE don't ask him whats in his hands, you don't want to know. :D

Hey!!!! :mad:...I drank my (_._) off to finish DFL at Riverside. I was going to make a run for the "Most Fun" award and if Jon Nobles had paid his ace pot money, I might have had a chance at it. :D

Furdog what is that in your hand

http://www.davethefox.com/words/2004/images/jerry2.jpg



That dude looks just like Scott!!!

Actually I think that's an old picture of Bud the day before he got drafted into the Army. :cool:

This is a drawing of Billy Lund throwing a disc 700ft, man that dude is good!!!

http://www.edgediscgolf.org/harold/images/head_golfer.gif

This is a picture that Daisha sketched out for me yesterday at lunch.

http://www.west-point.org/users/usma1987/43899/ADDIEDYE.JPG

LOL!!! You funny somb@tch!!!

Sunday!!!!....McClure 180 ......Big Nic / Forest production

Why do I get the feeling that I'll need some type of "roller" shot for this??? :confused: :(

The only roller I have ever seen you perfect is the one where you roll down the hill. Not the disc, just you. :D

You're right. :(... I never been able to "roll my own". Even in high school I had to use one of those "rolling machines". :cool:

Furdog what is that in your hand

http://www.davethefox.com/words/2004/images/jerry2.jpg



That dude looks just like Scott!!!


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Well....there seems like there might be a shortage of Pro's available so I'll drive down 11th street and see if I can pick up a few extra's. Otherwise Furdog should get to throw one extra shot on every hole! :)

I thought you always threw at least one extra shot per hole, how else could you score those rounds of 72. :o

Courtney Pevey is letting it slip away, given up 4 strokes on the last three holes. :(

Now in third

Now just a took a two stroke swing on Juliana to tie for second... :D

... there's a few new twists to your normal "oneighty" Course ... I think you'll dig 'em ... :cool:

Courtney is now solid 2nd....

Des Reading 296 238 3 2 4 3 3 2 5 4 4 3 3 3 4 4 3 2 3 3
Courtney Peavy 311 249 3 3 4 3 2 4 4 4 5 3 3 3 2 6 4 4 3 2
Juliana Korver 312 249 3 3 4 3 2 3 4 5 4 4 3 2 3 5 3 4 5 3
Elaine King 316 253 3 3 3 3 2 3 4 6 5 3 3 3 3 5 3 5 3 3

Round is finished, she is back in second all alone. :D

From what I understand, Twoputt won't be at the 180. He'll be floating the river this weekend. Right now as we speak our Arky brothers are up stream relieving themselves and throwing chicken parts into the river so Twoputt won't sink to the bottom. :p ;)

Well they will be crapping in their own water because they will be there also. :
As for you not being there..................pager pusssy. :D

Well don't worry. ;)....I'm sure I will find a way to float some crap in your direction. :cool:...Just look for something that looks like hairly driftwood. :)

hairy driftwood?

What is that, some kind of kitchen untensil? :D

And I kind of dout it, the water is so cold, tommy the turtle won't want to come out and play. :o

... we'll be able to avoid the "Sand Volleyball Factor" ... they won't be in the way ...

****, I liked that hole. Real live moving objects. :D

The only thing better than that would be live moving objects and Wayne's swingin basket. :D

... the "hanging basket" will be there ...

Hey, did anybody notice Des Reading wearing the TDSA visor in the new DGWN??

I loooooooooove the 180!!

Hey, did anybody notice Des Reading wearing the TDSA visor in the new DGWN??

I loooooooooove the 180!!

Hey, did anybody notice Des Reading wearing the TDSA visor in the new DGWN??

I loooooooooove the 180!!

Hey, did anybody notice Des Reading wearing the TDSA visor in the new DGWN??

Nope I missed it. :confused:

Nope I missed it. :confused:

Nope I missed it. :confused:

Nope I missed it. :confused:

:D

DAVE,
ARE YOU HOLDING FURDOG'S TAG .... OR IS IT STUCK IN ANOTHER CRACK?

HOPE NOT... BUT IF IT IS LEAVE THE PICTURES AT HOME.

DAN

Obviously Dave has "Anger Management" issue's. :(...For some reason it causes him to modify the number of holes in a round from 18 to 17, thus allowing himself (within his own mind) some sense of dignity as if walking off, getting in his car and storming out of the parking lot was a true sign of manhood and maturity. :confused:...I would like to assume that he had a senior moment and forgot that he had a side challenge with me but it makes me wonder if (in his mind) losing to Furdog is just too much for him to bear. :o

It's ok little "Billy TwoPutt". Someday you'll grow another pair. :D

:o:D:D:D:D:D

No dave wasn't angry at all. :DWasn't playing well, but that happens. We were supposed to finish on hole 1 and when we got to 18, I said screw it, I hadn't eaten all day and I was ready to get the he11 out of dodge.

By the time you had even figured out I was gone, I had already called Chili's and had a nice rib dinner waiting on me to pick up on the way home, and it was great, I was eating dinner probably before you pulled out of the praking lot. :D

I didn't forget about the side challenge, I just weighed my hunger against waiting on you to get in.
You lost! :D

I'd give it to you but alas, I am on my way to talequah for the weekend. If you want it, you know were I'll be. :D

... I will be in need of one (1) portable Basket on Sunday ... whoever can be solid counted on for this , let me know ... we'll need you to bring it to McClure (by 1:00 or 1:30) and I'll tell you where to put it ... :cool:

I won't be there, but I have one if someone wants to come by and pick it up.

I won't be there, but I have one if someone wants to come by and pick it up.



I have a ching portable, a chainstar would work better...Barr, I might as well drop by and pick yours up...does tonight or tomorrow work better for you?

tonight is good. Leaving for OKC tomorrow. not sure when.

... thanks to both of ya ... "solid" guys ... Barr for the basket ; and Conners for the transport ... :cool:

... I will be in need of one (1) portable Basket on Sunday ... whoever can be solid counted on for this , let me know ... we'll need you to bring it to McClure (by 1:00 or 1:30) and I'll tell you where to put it ... :cool:



Extra holes if we get extra baskets?

... got a 20-hole Course for your "oneighty" pleasure ... :cool:

... and now it's "oneightyEve" ... :cool:
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... also got all the latest Flyers out there at McClure ... "Okie Doubles" ... "M-M-F-M-M (Late Night with Dave)" ... August Mini-Schedule ... some Club previews ... The "Oklahoma Open" ...
... the latest -n- greatest -n- most-up-to-datest ... :D

If anyone knows of someone that�s hiring let me know. Business at my saddle shop has hit bottom and I�m forced to close. My wife is the director of Backpack Adventures Club, a before and after care for school aged kids and kindergarten program. With the advent of all day kindergarten and the change in school schedules this coming year Backpack will be closing as well. ****, when it rains it pours. So if you know of anything please let me know. Thanks,
Michael

Michael, You need to check with Bass Pro Shop. I know they are looking for people with "Outdoor" type expeirience. Just a thought.

Michael Barr

They just had a job fair...I heard they are doing mass hiring right now.

Yep. 65 Full Time (managers, team leads, etc) and 170 Part Time

Yep. 65 Full Time (managers, team leads, etc) and 170 Part Time



That knowledge sounds like it came from an attendee to the job fair. :o

Thanks Mike and Mike, I really appreciate the info. I�ll check them out tomorrow. :)
Thanks again,
Mike

Bring your cold drinks and pack a lunch it is McClure tonight. Bring in those low numberd bag tags i need a change 62 is getting old... like i really have a chance on any course longer than Riverside....Maybe it will cool off this afternoon with the scattered T storms :)

Monday Aug. 8th.

Looks like Devan and Bolstead grabbed 1st their divisions in the long distance contest at the Am Worlds in Arizona. :cool:

It's really nice to see that Devan has paid attention to everything that I've taught him. ;)

I can represent some distance with the help of this software game:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/discgolf2003.html

My best score out of 3 games so far is -4

-3 was my best. I think thats about as good as it gets.

Don't even try FurDog, if you can't get under at McClure, you'll never get under on this game. :D:D

a had to hit 2 fairway aces to get -4

Just shot -4 twice, the second time with a bogey and a circle 3.

Furdog.....or anybody actually...we (the club..) are looking for a lazer range finder....or even some place that rents them...I was talking to Joyle and we think we could have super accurate yardage of every basket in this town in a day.....Be cool to have way before the Open...probably really need an official yardage by next summer....PM me or call Joyle or Wise or anybody really...NDN

-3 was my best. I think thats about as good as it gets.



I played this game over a year ago and my best is -11 (all birdies and 2 aces. . . Shaggy and I had some battles). I've got some hints for whoever wants some. . . the trick is on the drive. . . and a lot of practice.

The problem is that it won't let me throw left handed. :D

Tuesday Aug. 9th. Am Worlds Update

After two rounds: Justin is tied for 1st at -10 and Devan is in third with a -9.

WAY TO GO LITTLE DUDES!!!!! :cool::cool::cool:

and they play with young Ian at 10:00 am on the Snowbowl course...should be a good battle for the top spot :D

Now if only ESPN was broadcasting it. :(...What a great world this would be. :D

... the mini tonight is at Mack Taylor at 6:30pm ... got it put under Notices in today's Tulsa World Sports ...
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... ( my brainFart had put it in Monday's paper as Riverside (wrong) ; so I got it corrected ) ... next two Tuesday's , 9th & 16th , are at the Mack at 6:30 ...

Yeah I love the Disc Golf stuff in the newspaper, I look for it every time I read it. I am going to try and get something going with the Daily O'Collegian (The Oklahoma State/Stillwater Newspaper). Maybe I can start a Disc Golf column and get an increase in the current 3% of OSU student participation in the bi-weekly minis. I think Stillwater is virtual goldmine in new blood. I think all Tulsa players would improve with a new source of players to challenge us. And I think that I can help get this SH�ITE going. Or at least look into the situation a little more. :D

For those that don't know, I found out from Naegele last night that Twoputt is in Southcrest hospital with an undisclosed illness. Naegele did not know the room # but I will try and find out. It looks like it might be a couple of days. From what I've heard, Twoputt and Coach were going to be partners in the Okie Doubles so Jesse if your reading this, ( I'm sorry you were banned from the board :( ), you might want to get in touch and see if you still have a partner for this weekend. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

That is horrible news. Dave you are in my families thoughts and prayers. Hope all goes well and you get better soon.

yeah...my prayers are with you dave. get well soon!

We'll find out the room # today and let everybody know, If anyone has a way of getting ahold of Jessie - let him know Dave will NOT be able to play this weekend.

Just got of the phone with Dave. He is doing alright. He as an infection and will be at the hospital for 2-3 days. He says thanks for the thoughts and concerns and that he is enjoying the pain medications /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Michael

:D

Sounds like Dave. :eek: :D

Good to hear he is doing ok.

Yeah get well Dave...you OLD B@STARD!!!!! :p

... Wise : GET BETTER SOON -or- I'M GONNA KILL YA ... :confused:
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he is enjoying the pain medications /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



I've heard those rectal surpossitories are pretty good.

Sorry Dave, I told you I wouldn't rag on you while you're down and I promise that's the only one. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

The board, the club, and Disc Golf is not the same when you're not around. :( I'm sure I can speak for everyone when I say that we love you buddy and wish you a speedy recovery.

Get well soon Dave, good to hear you are being taken care of and on the road to recovery....Seriously, I knew Wise wasn't looking himself on Saturday.

Just got back from Southcrest. Dave is in good spirits. He wants everyone to know that his problem is what everyone has known for years....he is full of SHIET :D... He says now they just need to figure out how to correct it.

Get well soon Dave. We miss you.

I am sending over entertainment to Dave Wise at the hospital...I wanted a stripogram but this was the best they could do...

http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/superfatelvis.jpg

There went my lunch. :eek:

Good to hear Dave is doing well.

:D

Dave seemed in great spirits when I talked to him. I'm glad he finally went in and got that sheit looked at...

... won't they have to remove that BagTag first ? ... :confused:

that pic looks like he has a camel...toe... sad thing is, you went back and looked too. ugh!, oh, mc, good job at mack, and also whoever got it in the paper.

Thanks Mike!

btw, last time I played mack, it only had 9 holes, does it still have that many, and if so did they set up extra holes, or you just played twice? (its almost been 2 years since I have played that course.)

It's still 9 holes and it's still lefty friendly...Usually the TD (David Frazier) sets up the island hole, aka "Witches Island".

Yup...He's home in bed...Just spoke with him! It's nice to see good stuff happen to good people! Should be up and around next week... :D

Well it looks like the hospital could only put up with so much of his chit and sent him home early. ;)

ahem...hmmm...delayed reaction to bag tag exposure...most acute case I've ever heard of......Poor Dave....
Hope you get better soon....
Stupid wire....

Thanks everyone for your concerns anf thoughts. That is something I don't want to go through again. the wife is sitl sleeping and doesn't know I left the house this morning, but shiet, I had to get up and out. Now if I can just stay off the course until next week sometime. :D

It was a hard choice,
1. stay in the hospital but get introvenis demoral every 4 hours or
2. Quit taking it and get the he11 out of the hospital.

hard but I chose #2.

Thanks again, everyone and I'll see all of you on the course soon. ;)

Glad to see your all right Dave :D. Did they happen to fix your putt. Sucks getting old dos'nt it :p. Take your meds and get well.

Yea Twoputt I know it was bad but it could have been a lot worse. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

1) You could have been found pregnant with Mitchell's baby. :o

2) You could have found out the Terril was secrectly parking a golf cart up your butt while you were sleeping. :eek:

3) You could have ending up like Coach and had a constant urge to talk out of your a*s*s!

4) You might have found out where your pet gerbil ran off to. :o

5) They might have had to close it off and create and alternate exit out the back of your head. :p



Anyway it's good to see you back home. Do what I did and invest in a home enema machine and you'll never have that problem again. :D

Take care buddy and I see you soon. :) :D:cool:

Someone take him a laptop so we can get "live enema updates" from the old loser himself. :D

But seriously, I am glad you are okay.

Yea Twoputt I know it was bad but it could have been a lot worse. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



his INSURANCE could have been cancelled? :p

That is funny Furdog :). His pet gerbil,LOL :D.

Could it have been Mitchell's pet gerbil? :eek: :o:D.

I don't know if Twoputt would be too worried about insurance since he sells it. ;)....but I'm sure the premuim for all his policy holders just went up. :D

Anybody got any tips on fixing a broken window/ getting your parents to not be mad at you? Oh yeah and I am going to need another Starfire, mine is covered in broken glass...

Anybody got any tips on fixing a broken window/ getting your parents to not be mad at you? Oh yeah and I am going to need another Starfire, mine is covered in broken glass...



why were you throwing a starfire at westport. :p go to home depot, they can show you how to replace a window. can't help with the parents being mad.

Anybody got any tips on fixing a broken window?



Aluminum foil is the way to go!

1) Keep the room dark so you can use your strobe light during the day. :cool:
2) Keeps alien forces from entering your house. :eek:
3) It's what Jerry Garcia would have done. :)

Is there anyone beside me that is tired of seeing someone of Wayne's stature driving around in a rusty old van? :confused:...I can spot that thing at a Q-T a mile away. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif..How about we all chip in and pimp that ride for him. After all that he's done for us I think he deserves better. :mad:... I'm in for 10 bucks toward some body filler and a can of Krylon spray paint. Who else is with me on this? :cool:

ASK NOT WHAT THE FORREST CAN DO FOR YOU!.....ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THE FORREST VAN!!!!

Nah that van has character.

If we fix it up how is anyone going to be able to tell when Wayne is there or not.

Wayne keep the van. :p

Is that what you really want for our buddy Wayne? :confused:...For him to be driving down the road to TD a tournament and have the rust break and create a hole in the roof for him to be sucked out of????? :eek: :eek: ;)

RUST NEVER SLEEPS

You could tell Wayne is around if this was his wagon.
Looks like you could even put a basket on the back. :D

http://media.hamncheez.com/pictures/super_happy_pimp_van.jpg

I agree with Thong...Wayne's van has serious character, I challenge any other TD to put his/her "TD vehicle" up against Wayne Forest's. I heard he has his own mini course setup in there :o

... you guys are crackin' me up ... :D
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... we'll plant that puppy in the ground , and play it later ! ... any and every bit of help (bring tools, bring water, bring you & you friends) will be acknowledged & appreciated ... :cool:

So Hunter is scrapped and Sapulpa is replacing....sounds cool to me, my bachelor party is on Friday and Stillwater C Tier on Saturday and Sapulpa work day on Sunday............................................ .....................................Busy weekend.

Directions to the park please. :D

I second that request. If I don't have directions then I'll just end up sleeping through the whole thing. :(

when i had my ronald mcdonald neon, it had character, but it was a class all its own.

Coming into Sapulpa from the north on highway 66; highway 66 turns into Mission Street. Go south to Taft Street (you�ll see a Charlie�s Chicken), turn right (west) onto Taft and go to the next stop light, Main Street (you�ll see a McDonalds), turn left (south) onto Main and go just pat Locke plumbing supply and turn left (east) on the first road you can turn on past the bridge over the creek, I believe the street is Jackson, after turning take your first left (north) onto Water Street, follow the street as it turns right (east) and at the stop sign turn left (north), when you get to the end of mobile home row look to your right�you�re there.
If you come in from the east (Beeline) exit onto highway 117 (121st Street), go west. Highway 117 turns into Taft Street, go to the McDonalds���.see above directions. :) :D:cool:

BOOBS! (http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2005/08/17/sports/05hometeam.txt)

Thank you Mr. Ash, great news. :D

... you guys are crackin' me up ... :D
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BOOBS! (http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2005/08/17/sports/05hometeam.txt)



nice article boobs!

my bad :oit's not Jackson Street, it's Mill Street. also, the highway coming into Sapulpa from the north isn't 75 as shown on the map, it's 66, 75 is the Beeline. ;)

Yes, but you can take 75 to the Sapulpa exit and its a short trip from there to the park.

Thx Ash, cool article!

Happy Birthday Naegele!!!! :)

What! :confused:.....Just because you haven't posted today you thought we wouldn't find out???? :D

Thanks - just dont have the time to post -

Happy B-Day Big Fella!!!

Thanks - just dont have the time to post -



Get your hand out of Furdog's [I'm a potty-mouth!] it will make it easier to post.

By the way Happy Birthday you old bastard.

Happy Birthday from the Hillbilly Mafia :D

Oh my, my little Nagles is growing up. :D

same birthday as me!

same birthday as me!



don't know if that is a good thing man. :eek:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED.

same birthday as me!



Happy B-day Codage!

Codage`? Thats funny. But You missed it a little it's supposed to be FURdoge`. Thats what I am man....Oh man I just saw that that actually has all of furdog in it. wow. But it has the e` on the end there. Kinda like Fur doggie...I dont know......nevermind :D

Put the glass piece down, Andrew. :D

Dude....what are you smoking down there?? :confused:

lol...I'm on a whole different level man... :D

College is great...

... you'll notice that the Rules Sign at Haikey # 1 is out ... I'm doing a "rebuild" on that ... also : tee-signs # 5 -and- # 8 ... getting a re-weld and new signage ... I should have them back out there soon ... :cool:

... these Signs will be up by this Saturday morning ... & I'll be there for two minis : 11am -n- 3pm ... see ya there ... :cool:

I noticed hole #1 tee sign at riverside is missing also.

... I think Barr & Joha are working on that one ...

... I've got Flyers for Baskets & Bowling also ... I'll have these out at Haikey tomorrow ... :cool:

... here's a couple of Deadline Dates you need to be aware of :
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... Requests for 2006 Ice Bowl merch. : I'm carrying around copies of what Discs,Shirts,Hoodies,etc. will be offered with the '06 Ice Bowl stamps ... I don't need any money in advance ! ... you can just let me know what -or- which -or- how many you'd like ... I'll make sure and get exactly on your stuff , and have it for you at the Ice Bowl on Jan.21st ... pay for it when you get it ... but , ... I need to know your specifics by deadline of Dec.10 ... you can get copies of this stuff at my minis (Haikey) or others where you can catch me ...
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... PDGA Membership Form for 2006 ... doing it through TDSA (current members) will save you $5 off your annual dues ... I am carrying these Forms with me and you can fill one out , write check to TDSA (or cash) , and save five dollars ...
. get a form ... save $5 ... pay me now ... -n- then be done with it ... you'll be re-newed before the 1st of the year , because deadfline for this is Dec.27 ... I am mailing our group in on Tuesday, December 27th ... get in it ...
... catch me where you can ... :cool:

... that wuz a busy lunch ... I've got # 8 tee-sign repaired ; # 5 tee-sign repaired & back up ; & # 1 Rules-Sign & Information Board back up ... all at Haikey looks well ... I drug some ol' dead limbs out of some fairways ... ya never know when you might want to try a "roller" ... :D

Don't forget to run that snake out of there. ;)

...
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... Requests for 2006 Ice Bowl merch. : I'm carrying around copies of what Discs,Shirts,Hoodies,etc. will be offered with the '06 Ice Bowl stamps ...


Is there any chance you'll have some champion wraiths? :cool:

... nope , in "Candy" : only Coyote , Orc , Sidewinder ... in "pro-line" : Starfire ... in DX : a bunch ... I'm sure they'll all look cool with the "Wooly Mammoth" Mastodon hot-stamp this year ... I've got my list with me ...
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Will there be any light weights for the ladies and light weights?

Are you calling me a "Light Weight" Mellisa? :mad::( ;)

Will there be any light weights for the ladies and light weights?


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... seek me out before yore deadlines are gone ...

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... remember that your PDGA renewals will save you $5 (deadline Dec.27 Forest mailing) thru Affiliate Club benefits ... you must be "current TDSA Member" ... ( if not , why not ? ) ... Tulsa's "city-limits" extend around the World ...
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Remember our golfing buddy, Justin Archambo???

Check it out:

Below�. This is what I sent my partents this morning. Sheri and I got engaged this past weekend� mmmmmkkkay! I could re-type it but I just figured I would forward what I sent earlier this morning. Can�t wait to celebrate with you guys in T-town this weekend.

Well� it�s official. I�m engaged to the beautiful soon to be Mrs. Sheri Desire� Archambo. I apologized I haven�t called anyone yet but we wanted to enjoy the weekend before we broke the big news so I�ll be placing all the calls today.

I asked her to marry me Saturday morning while she was still lying in bed (not a sleep of course) and she said YES! Of course, who wouldn�t marry me? I�m a sexy handsome Archambo� HAAAA. I had a really romantic weekend planned so we packed a bag and drove over to beautiful Sun Valley for a romantic evening. I booked us a two room parlor suite with a fireplace at the Sun Valley Lodge. This room is SAWEET. The views were awesome and we overlooked an ice skating rink which was really neat. We shopped during the day, then headed back to the room around six and had some wine/cheese and sat around the fire and talked for a couple of hours before we headed out to Dinner. It was just awesome� We had dinner at this really neat restaurant called the Pioneer (suggested by my boss) and we had two of the most incredible tasting filet�s to date. Plus, we had a very nice bottle of 2001 Pinot Noir from Oregon. They�re famous for their Pinot Noir� From there we went back to the room and had a pillow fight and a wrestling match. She�s such a wimp�. J I can�t wait to tell all of you about it in a few days. We�re SO excited to get married and finally start a family. Love you guys�.. Oh, I attached a pic of the ring, It�s exactly what she wanted!

Oh, I attached a pic of the ring, It�s exactly what she wanted!



What about the pic of the ring?

****, after reading that, which ones the female? :o:D

I 2nd that wise...did she write this or did he? Did Archumpo turn into a g a y stylist?

:D LMFAO

:D hope he remembers that day forever cuz they will be long gone after marriage.. doh :p congrats to you both

Tell Arcie to ask permission if he can play skins.
Tell him we will start him on beautifull hole number 8 that has a spectacular view of a clear running stream, surrounded by majestic trees and local wild life. We will also provide him with some premium local brew and a pack of lance cheese and crackers to go with it. After he has had time to enjoy a relaxing walk through the natrual settings we can all sit down and have some quality time together. :D:o:D

BOOM <-- big beer can landing on his head, only identified by the matching fiance shirt.

way to snatcher bo

... hey Wise ... a few of our out-of-town Members have mailed me checks to TDSA for renewals ... and , I've also told some that they could contact you at your e-mail (some asked about Pay-Pal , credit card , etc.) ... any and all info you receive , just save it for me on those renewals ... $35 for Am's ... $45 for Pro's ...

Wayne - I was going to mail you a check this weekend, but if there is a paypal account I can send money to that would be easier.

Let me know...Thanks