... get out -and- v-o-t-e today ...

... TDSA Affiliate Club Thread : over 26,000 freegin' posts ! ...
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... compared to all the rest , that's plumb NUCLEAR ! ...


... (insert mushroom cloud here ___ ) ... :cool:

I would like to thank FurDog for going to Riverside to match his game against Thong and Swygert last night. :o


While he was doing that Marie brought me dinner and served it in my kitchen.

Thanks buddy! :D

Yep. I made those Rocky Mountain Oysters just for you buddy. :cool:

Then that just confirms what I have heard..........


FurDog gots no balls. :D

I guess your chin would know. :o

Aw now, don't get upset because you chose to golf while I chose to have dinner. Hopefully you got a birdie, that way you won't be upset about my hole in one. :o:D

If you knew where the hole was, you wouldn't always need your wife to draw you a map on how to get there. :D

I don't need a map, I know how to get to your kitchen, remember, we came over and I had pizza in your kitchen.

Pizza is as nice as I can be with Rhett watching. :o:D

We fed you pizza because your wife was starving and told us that you were all out of hot dog. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You can try to spin it any way you want.

The fact still remains I ate in your kitchen and your cook brought me dinner to my kitchen last night.

Sure was good.

Like I said, Thanks buddy! :D

I don't see what the big deal is. I was eating in your kitchen the night Naegele's house burnt down. I even floated a log in your hot tub. It's not my fault that all you have to offer your wife for dinner is Little Smokey. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

... hey there Wise ... speaking of your missus : how's she doing ? ... I trust all is well ... if ya need sumpin' ; holler at me ... :cool:

Thanks, she is doing much better and started getting around the house on her own today. She will still be home bound for another three weeks. I wouldn't mind so much but she is the other half of our business and handled most of the kid duties. :(


The kids have quickly learned to fix their own meals if they want to eat. :D
Next they will learn laundry. :D

Ok let's see,

Three weeks in bed at home in pain and discomfort

vs

Three weeks of going into work and seeing Twoputt's face every day.

What's the difference? :confused:

For that matter......

Having your eyelids taped open and being forced to watch Barney the purple dinosaur 24 hours a day for three weeks.

vs

Three weeks of going into work and seeing Twoputt's face every day.

What's the difference? :confused: :D

:D

Hey Dog, there is a new movie out, I think this one may be better. They could name this on ethe Fur Traders

http://content3.i-am-bored.com/games/brokeback2.jpg

I wanna see the non-rated version.

Sheesh. I wanna be IN the movie. Just like Home Ec class, the only guy in a roomful of girls :D

I heard that Ms Piggy and Lambchop have a steamy romp in the barn together also. :o

I would like to thank all of my disc golf family for your thoughts and prayers for my wife Julie, before, during and after her surgery. She is doing much better but has a terrible case of cabin fever.

I also want to thank those that sent emails, cards and brought food to the house. I won't mention names because that is not what it's about. Our local disc golf family does take care of their own and they are always there when you need them. Even if you don't ask for help.
This is what I love most about the sport and the players in this town. We may have our differences from time to time but they are always there when it counts.

and a BIG thanks for the flowers from the TDSA, she LOVED them.

Thank you all!
Disc golf is family.

... and more "Chandler action" in the form of TDSA minis is not far-off ... or "fur-off" , actually ... I'll bet he'll even "revive" his Rules-Sign by Hole # 1 ... ay ? Furdoogo ? ... :D

wafda.org The tourneys on there.We're gettin close. :cool:

......... it wuz a dark and rainy night ... the kinda night that made a Man wanna just curl-up at the bunkhouse with a good-drink -and- a bad-woman ... but I hadda chore outdoors to finish first ... then relax 'n' recharge-my-batteries from the long , hot , dusty , grueling work-week behind me ... so I angled out to the North & West of my fenceline & drove on into the clammy darkness ... finally arrived at where-I-was-needed with fresh scotch-tape in hand and properly-sized tools in my shoulder-holster ... the time spent at the task went quickly enough , while a light rain whispered on my ears ... a few drops trickled off the brim of my half-gallon hat ... I recalled the label inside : "one size fits most" ... I grinned to myself ... me 'n' me trusty Flashlight had just finished "refreshing" the Schedules & Flyers in the Rules-Sign at Hole 1 of the Course ... after all , that's what Course TD's do , ay ? ... saddling back up in my "trusty , rusty van" ; I proceed to proceed down Riverside Drive to the south ... cause that's the dye-rection of my domecile ... I'm glancing to the right , kinda admiring the little "reflective tapes" jumping out of the pitch as Headlight beams caress them ... noting how every Tee-pole & Basket-pole winks out brightly across the rain-glistened streets ... resting mine eyes in "shades of green" , until ... WHOA ...
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... had to double-back northward , tie my "ol' paint" up to a side-street curb , grab my battery-powered torch , and deftly saunter 'cross the thoroughfare back into the velvet-dark Park ...
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... there ... right alongside Riverside Drive ... situated along the East edge of Hole 7 Fairway was a sight to make me pause ... I'm couldn't swear as to how long I gazed upon it ... admired it ... studied it ... but using the "tobacco-reference" method of calculation , I'd have to put that time-estimate of a full 6 to 7 minutes (Greenwich-Mean-Time) ... because I musta smoked a full cigar and a half just sizing this "puppy" up ...

... after being satisfied with my complete assessment of this work-of-art , I once again traversed back across to my waiting steed , pulled up my cinch strap , and gently nudged the spurs towards home ... completely impressed ... happily taken-by-surprise ... and to no small extent , overwhelmed ...
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... Prairie Wolves is now on Display at RiverParks ...
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... quite simply a fantastic piece of sculpture with 2 HUGE Wolves "posed" at full loping gallop ... a superbly done object'd'art ... I consider it an amazing addition to the Disc Golf Course along Riverside ... too Cool ...
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... Kudos to the Artiste' ...
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... Kudos to RiverParks Authority ...
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... Kudos for the placement ...
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... you don't have to be an art-connoisseur to appreciate it's Workmanship ... it's Detail ... it's over-all Effect ... reaching toward the "Pinnacle-of-Coolness" ...
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... dig it ... hey dude , choke me a square ...
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... utterly phenomenal ...

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... "Honey , is that coffee done yet ?"
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... ps , and by-the-way Slim ... this majestic Statue has it's "dedication ceremony" next Thursday , May 4 , at 4:00pm ... keep that in mind , because (not knowing for-how-long or how-much traffic might be "jammed into" the Riverside parking lot) this gig might affect your sign-ups & tee-off time next Thursday ... if there were still any numbers of "extra people" along the Front 9 , you might have to tee-'em off from Hole 10 and up ...
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... meantime , ENJOY the new Scenery ... :D

Wayne Forest!

Congratulations sir, you have just won the prestigious, "post of the century" award.

I tip my hat to you sir. May the wind always be at your back, and may your beard grow long like the mighty green river.

And follow me my son as we drift into paradise, just a'walkin down ol' riverside drive with the Great Forest. Gazing at the wonderful delight, it brings a tear to my eye.

Hail Forest! :D

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... yes dear

......... it wuz a dark and rainy night ... the kinda night that made a Man wanna just curl-up at the bunkhouse with a good-drink -and- a bad-woman ... but I hadda chore outdoors to finish first ... then relax 'n' recharge-my-batteries from the long , hot , dusty , grueling work-week behind me ... so I angled out to the North & West of my fenceline & drove on into the clammy darkness ... finally arrived at where-I-was-needed with fresh scotch-tape in hand and properly-sized tools in my shoulder-holster ... the time spent at the task went quickly enough , while a light rain whispered on my ears ... a few drops trickled off the brim of my half-gallon hat ... I recalled the label inside : "one size fits most" ... I grinned to myself ... me 'n' me trusty Flashlight had just finished "refreshing" the Schedules & Flyers in the Rules-Sign at Hole 1 of the Course ... after all , that's what Course TD's do , ay ? ... saddling back up in my "trusty , rusty van" ; I proceed to proceed down Riverside Drive to the south ... cause that's the dye-rection of my domecile ... I'm glancing to the right , kinda admiring the little "reflective tapes" jumping out of the pitch as Headlight beams caress them ... noting how every Tee-pole & Basket-pole winks out brightly across the rain-glistened streets ... resting mine eyes in "shades of green" , until ... WHOA ...
.
... had to double-back northward , tie my "ol' paint" up to a side-street curb , grab my battery-powered torch , and deftly saunter 'cross the thoroughfare back into the velvet-dark Park ...
.
... there ... right alongside Riverside Drive ... situated along the East edge of Hole 7 Fairway was a sight to make me pause ... I'm couldn't swear as to how long I gazed upon it ... admired it ... studied it ... but using the "tobacco-reference" method of calculation , I'd have to put that time-estimate of a full 6 to 7 minutes (Greenwich-Mean-Time) ... because I musta smoked a full cigar and a half just sizing this "puppy" up ...

... after being satisfied with my complete assessment of this work-of-art , I once again traversed back across to my waiting steed , pulled up my cinch strap , and gently nudged the spurs towards home ... completely impressed ... happily taken-by-surprise ... and to no small extent , overwhelmed ...
.
.
... Prairie Wolves is now on Display at RiverParks ...
.
... quite simply a fantastic piece of sculpture with 2 HUGE Wolves "posed" at full loping gallop ... a superbly done object'd'art ... I consider it an amazing addition to the Disc Golf Course along Riverside ... too Cool ...
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... Kudos to the Artiste' ...
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... Kudos to RiverParks Authority ...
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... Kudos for the placement ...
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... you don't have to be an art-connoisseur to appreciate it's Workmanship ... it's Detail ... it's over-all Effect ... reaching toward the "Pinnacle-of-Coolness" ...
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... dig it ... hey dude , choke me a square ...
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... utterly phenomenal ...


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... have you eye-balled these "beauties" ?
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... v-e-r-y i-m-p-r-e-s-s-i-v-e ... :D

Slim ... be Aware ! ...



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... ps , and by-the-way Slim ... this majestic Statue has it's "dedication ceremony" next Thursday , May 4 , at 4:00pm ... keep that in mind , because (not knowing for-how-long or how-much traffic might be "jammed into" the Riverside parking lot) this gig might affect your sign-ups & tee-off time next Thursday ... if there were still any numbers of "extra people" along the Front 9 , you might have to tee-'em off from Hole 10 and up ...
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... meantime , ENJOY the new Scenery ... :D

... the May "mini-schedule" is now out-n-runnin' ...
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... getcha some copies at Riverside tomorrow night (May 2nd) ... or at the "half-mooner" Wednesday (May 3rd) at McClure ... there's "minis" on there ... there's "work-days" on there ... there's a "Picnic" on there ...
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... all the latest -n- greatest -n- most-up-to-datest ... :cool:

I had a production meeting this morning and while driving through a random neighborhood I noticed PLENTY of Mexican men working their arses off. I guess they want their paycheck more than the people at the rallies.

I was hoping to see a butt load of people protesting...oh well :(

I heard they cancelled all the Baseball games for today, 1/2 of the major league players are protesting :eek:

Shoot i'll be the scab that fills in for a games paycheck from Man Ram.

I heard they cancelled all the Baseball games for today, 1/2 of the major league players are protesting :eek:



That's a good one, Cam...the NBA and NHL don't have to worry about that.

I bet there are a lot of jockeys out there layiing low right now:

http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Ideas/Album/RoyalAscot/Jockey.jpg

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK !!!
and for the price of that one piece of art we could have had 3 complete 18 hole courses.

I ran into a 1 mexican rallie last weekend....here is a pic i took, check it out:

MEXICAN RALLIE (http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/3720_MEXICO.JPG)

Just yesterday 45 minutes before the girls tee'd off for there 3rd round at Texas Womens Championships sunday morning. C Peavy had a 7 stroke lead and all we have to do is get there on time and she will win for sure.

Melissa needed a visor to match her outfit so we stopped by Wal-Mart to accomidate her needs and we accidentally locked the keys in the car. We were screwed! Called AAA and they said it would be atleast 45 minutes, so our only option was break the window.....well until we came accross one of those guys who have the chrome letters in the back window, that read Rodriguez. Martinez, or Sanchez (i cant remember) just happened to park next to us. Well CP was right on the ball and asked Julio if he "just happened" to have a slim jim. Well like most chromed lettered back window guy, it was a NO BRAINER he had one and bailed us out just in the lick of time.

So I would like to say thanks to Julio Edaurdo Sanchez Rodriguez who bailed us out with his "handy" slim jim that he just happened to carry in his car.

Viva Cinco De Mayo Embree's!!! :D:D:D

I will be drinking Tecate's celebrating with them! :D

Wait a second I think I know this guy. Did he wear his clothes baggy, shave his head and have multiple tatoos?

If so, I for sure know this guy.

You guys are tempting me to much. :eek:

C'mon Thong let loose, it's the week of cinco de mayo...all the mexicans are drinking margaritas and smashing pinatas.

Here is another rallie I stumbled upon:

http://www.ciw-online.org/images/photos10.jpg

I didn't notice any tattoos but he was 5'6", black hair, brown eyes, loved the sounds of accordians, had a slight odor of cervaza coming from his breath, and had 9 other of his closest relatives riding in the car with him.

Do you know this guy?

****! I thought for sure you met my friend Estaban...this dude only rolls 7 deep in his car, not 9...plus he his head is shaved.

Lettuce will be higher than gas tomorrow you know. Nectarines and peaches soar to $6 each... lawns all over town skip their weekly mowing, it now takes 10 minutes to get through the McDonalds drive thru :D

Billy and Jessica gave birh to a baby girl last night.

Yeah! Congratulations! I'm glad they waited til we left!!!

OLD PICTURE.... PRICE OF GAS 1.75

http://www.ustrek.org/odyssey/semester2/041401/images/gasprices.jpg

Billy and Jessica gave birh to a baby girl last night.

Cool :cool:

Name, weight, time of delivery? The 2nd was also my 2nd daughter's b-day. I cant get ahold of wild Bill, and Kev didn't know.

Big Bill Congratulations!!

http://whereisbarney.com/tabloid_nuke_tour/cheap_gas_1.jpg

I had a solo production meeting today and ran into a sweet piece of arse named Haikey...I decided to take some pics and boy was she wet:

Haikey Pic 1 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/scidflog/haikey4.jpg)

Haikey Wet 2 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/scidflog/haikey7.jpg)

Haikey Wet 3 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/scidflog/haikey5.jpg)

Well, when the creek runs like that and you throw your disc in, just drive to Bixby the next day, it should be there. :o

Haikey Wet 4 (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/scidflog/haikey3.jpg)

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/scidflog/haikey8.jpg

Well, when the creek runs like that and you throw your disc in, just drive to Bixby the next day, it should be there. :o



Yup, the creek was MOVING very quickly...I bet you could canoe all the way to the arkansas river :D

Its still not as good as the weekend we had catfish on hole 5. :D

Name, weight, time of delivery? The 2nd was also my 2nd daughter's b-day. I cant get ahold of wild Bill, and Kev didn't know.



Alice Margarite Moody (spelling might be off)
Healthy baby girl born May 2nd, 2006.
Congrats Brother! :D

Right on!!

Its still not as good as the weekend we had catfish on hole 5. :D



Was that year where the 1st round of the tournament was post-poned b/c hole 16 was underwater?

If I remember, Wize drove a couple holes along the channel b/c his disc floated most of the way.

Yep, that was the year....I still can't believe how much water was out there! That was the tournament when I decided to purchase waterproof socks.

The TD hard at work as usual. :D
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/Twoputt/MIsc078.jpg

Naegele sleeping through another Sunday tee time. :o
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/Twoputt/MIsc087.jpg

These two debated all day at who had the biggest stories of the round. Or Big Dave could be telling another person Dan Bougher is a Donkey. :D
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/Twoputt/MIsc076.jpg

Real work taking place at Dovillio.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/Twoputt/MIsc038.jpg

These two debated all day at who had the biggest stories of the round. Or Big Dave could be telling another person Dan Bougher is a Donkey. :D
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/Twoputt/MIsc076.jpg



Notice Tommy T double fisting it :D

Notice Tommy T double fisting it :D



I've never seen him do it any other way. Anybody else play on Tom's card a few years back when he and Shaggy played Okie Doubles? The bottle in the bag was classic that weekend :D

EEEE-AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
THATS FUNNY

I thought this was pretty funny, hope you like.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934651591022114445

Notice Tommy T double fisting it :D



I've never seen him do it any other way. Anybody else play on Tom's card a few years back when he and Shaggy played Okie Doubles? The bottle in the bag was classic that weekend :D



Allensworth and I played with them that round, and Tom & Shaggy were drunk as (#$*&$!) halfway through the round. We even stopped during the middle of the round for them to refill!

Furdog, if you bring over your copy of the Tulsa World (http://www.tulsaworld.com/NewsStory.asp?ID=060505_Sa_d3_four_0#) I will autograph it for you.

Your a celebrity now, good work popalock!!

... ya even wore a "nice shirt" ... :D
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Five bucks says he missed the putt. :o

Yo Jake, were you "passing gas" while putting in that tulsa world pic? :D

http://www.tulsaworld.com/images/2006/060505_d3_four_d3disc.jpg

http://www.happyhenrik.dk/spas/prut.swf

Here's a story to brighten your day. What a cool mom!!! (http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060508-124520-6471r)

That is a great story!

I found a pic of the mother:

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/racing/burnout_revenge_soccermom.jpg

Congrats to MC and Devan...bringin' home the win from TX A to Z Dubs!!! Great shootin' guys!

MC good job :cool:
the same scores to the end,MC what's up with the 117 shot round?

Looks like that may have been a combined team score for that round.

MC good job :cool:
the same scores to the end,MC what's up with the 117 shot round?

WOW 1026 rated round :D,with 117 shots,everytime I shot a 117 in a round it's like a 400 rated round

The last time you did that we went home DNF. :D

Official Galleger Review:

Water balloons
Grapefruit
Cottage cheese
Dog food
Pepto Bismol
Sour Kraut
Mayo-nase
Honey
Maple syrup
Hominy
Corn
Fruit cocktail
Rice Krispies
Mash Potatoes
Soy Milk
Canned Pumpkin
Beets
Peanut butter
Green beans
Apple sauce
Sour cream
Chocolate syrup
Lettuce
Fruit juice
Watermelons
Whipped Cream
Pinto beans

Front row center six feet from the chopping block.......

Messy

So which was your personal fave... my guess beets.

It's kind of hard to pick a favorite. I forgot to mention mustard and ketchup. :confused:... I might have to go with the big chunk of watermelon that hit me in the forehead. ;)

Marie asked me if we were going to eat before the show and I told her why?....there's always plenty of flying food to go around. :cool:

MC good job :cool:
the same scores to the end,MC what's up with the 117 shot round?

WOW 1026 rated round :D,with 117 shots,everytime I shot a 117 in a round it's like a 400 rated round



Great job on the win.

BTW - Keldog - Everyone shot over a 1000 that round. It looks like something went wrong in the ratings projection (of which I have no clue how that's calculated for doubles).

MC good job :cool:
the same scores to the end,MC what's up with the 117 shot round?



Yeah it was team score, we took a 10 on hole 8 at Veterans :o

Thanks guys, me and "the dude" had a good time playing golf together...it was cool because we never got upset even after a bad hole.

Swygert got SCREWED on Sunday morning...we were staying at PJ Fry's house and when we woke up on Sunday morning Swags 4runner was GONE! Of course the disc golf bags were in there. Turns out it got towed and Aaron had to pay $230 to get the car out needless to say Aaron was a #$*&$! off individual.

Why would a vehicle get towed from a house? :confused:

Was Swygert parked in a front yard again? :D

so did you win with used discs?that would be funny :D

The last time you did that we went home DNF. :D

:D

Why would a vehicle get towed from a house? :confused:

Was Swygert parked in a front yard again? :D



My bad, the car was towed form PJ's apartment complex...they had the car LESS then 5 hours and they still charged him $230. Frikin Bloodsuckers!


so did you win with used discs?that would be funny :D



Hah! We left immediately when we found out it was impounded and we made it to the course in the middle of Mace's player meeting :D

Still had a blast with Ryan the 4th round and d*mn proud you and the lefty kid pulled out the win...you were shooting good that 2nd round and kept it flowing ..Congrats Conners on a late birthday present!

Can't wait till Okie Doubles

Nice job MC and Devan. Great win, congrats!

Nice job MC and Devan. Great win, congrats!



Thanks, DeJulius!! We had a great time doing it!


Still had a blast with Ryan the 4th round and d*mn proud you and the lefty kid pulled out the win...you were shooting good that 2nd round and kept it flowing ..Congrats Conners on a late birthday present!

Can't wait till Okie Doubles



Thanks Adam, I'm glad we got to play the 2nd round together! See ya at Okie Dubs!!

Sounds like the problem CP and I had in Austin a couple weeks ago at Texas Women's Championship! Someone locked the keys in the car at 8am and tee time was 9am! I was running past hole 1 on my way to hole 8 as they were yellin' "two minutes"!

The world-famous Internet site of the Nationally Syndicated Neal Boortz Show! Thu Jun 1 2006



An Easy Choice
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hilary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

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Furdog Mountain results for Sunday June 4th, 2006

Morning round: 18 holes + 6 extra added.

Pro:
Cris Hicks (57)
Justin Bougher (59)
Jerry Stacy (65)
Joyle Deering (67)
Chris Hutchinson (66)
Johnny Thompson (72)

Pro Master:
Mike Click (58)
Joel Woody (59)
David Frazier (66)
Larry Juby (66)
Dan Bougher (68)
James Diel (68)
Brad Zimmerman (69)
Richard Mitchell (69)
Dave King (71)
Wayne Gregory (73)

Pro Grandmaster:
Martin Norris (69)
Doc (The Real World Champion) Morton (70)
Wayne Forest (70)
Bud Johnson (74)

Pro Animal:
Buba (Urinated on 65 trees)
Furdog (Hit 79 trees)

Amateur:
Jesse Crew (65)
Brad Lewis (68)
John Lane (68)
Mark Naughton (70)
James Lewis (72)
Brian Todd ( 73)
John Nobles (73)

Novice:
Mike Whitaker (70)
Bob Cook (72)
James Morris (73)
Harry Hinshaw (75)
Mike �Twoguns� Coberly (78)
Chris Cervantes (87)

Advanced Master Women:
Kim Click (71)

Amateur Women:
Lisa Anderson (78)

Juniors:
Dakota Cook (94)
Quinton Cook (112)

Afternoon Doubles / Team Event:

Team: Matt Cooper / Bud Johnson / Lisa Anderson (57)
Team: Chris Hutchinson / John Lane (57)
Team: Johnny Thompson / Wayne Forest (58)
Team: Joyle Deering / Mike Whitaker (60)
Team: James Diel / Chris Cervantes / Carolyn (60)
Team: Jesse Sellers / James Lewis (60)
Team: Mike Click / Dillon Whitaker / Kim Click (60)
Team: Richard Mitchell / James Morris (63)
Team: Larry Juby / Doc �The Real World Champion� Morton (63)
Team: Jerry Stacey / Harry Hinshaw (64)
Team: Wayne Gregory / Mike Coverly (68)

Special Notes: Furdog screwed up and didn�t get the following people in the paper.
Martin Norris: Free CTP
Joel Woody: Aced in the morning singles event.
Mike Whitaker: Aced in the afternoon team event.

Special �Lunkhead� awards go to the following people:
Dan Bougher: Jinxed his card by throwing an ace on a practice shot.
Bud Johnson : Slid 30ft on his butt down the mound and face planted on the road at the bottom.

Good News for Worlds: Got a nice list of people to sign up for volunteering at the Worlds.

Next event will be 6PM on Tuesday at McClure Park

Well start calling them and get them to Mohawk every evening this week. I will try to be out there by 4:00pm each day. :o

nice
i will try to make it out tonight dave

Slack give me a shout I will be out there this evening.

We need Hutch and his truck this evening.

We need people with shovels and rakes.

My truck can make it through there. The bed will be cleared out by tonight. If we need we can use mine

Thats fine, as long as we have a truck or two to move dirt around.

There is no digging tonight folks, so don't get scared off. :o
We are just spreading dirt around the finished tee pads. ;)

If you said we were digging someones.... aww f-it nevermind that is to easy! :eek: :p

I know the players can't drink and smoke reefer during their rounds at the worlds but what about the volunteers? :confused:.....In other words if a volunteer is out at Mohawk delivering water in their truck and they happen to find a doobie or beer can they smoke or drink it then or do they have to wait until after the round?

Also, what if one of the players throws their disc into the shule and while their back there looking for it they find some pot plants. Can they take a few home with them? :confused:

What about field events? Do Colorado rules apply? :cool:

Is there going to be any bug and snake repelant in the players pack? :confused:

Also......If one of the players gets bitten by a snake are the other players on his card required to suck the poison out? :(

We need Hutch and his truck this evening.

We need people with shovels and rakes.



I can bring the 4x4 out if I need too....Wise let me know if you need me to bring the truck so I can leave work with it. I can be there by 4 no problem.

Yes bring it. If we have at least two we can knock this stuff out a lot quicker. ;)

Big 10-4.

Bump


I know the players can't drink and smoke reefer during their rounds at the worlds but what about the volunteers? :confused:.....In other words if a volunteer is out at Mohawk delivering water in their truck and they happen to find a doobie or beer can they smoke or drink it then or do they have to wait until after the round?

Also, what if one of the players throws their disc into the shule and while their back there looking for it they find some pot plants. Can they take a few home with them? :confused:

What about field events? Do Colorado rules apply? :cool:

Is there going to be any bug and snake repelant in the players pack? :confused:

Also......If one of the players gets bitten by a snake are the other players on his card required to suck the poison out? :(



Wise! I need answers NOW!!!!!

Inquiring minds need to know! :cool:

Bump


I know the players can't drink and smoke reefer during their rounds at the worlds but what about the volunteers? :confused:.....In other words if a volunteer is out at Mohawk delivering water in their truck and they happen to find a doobie or beer can they smoke or drink it then or do they have to wait until after the round? No, all items mentioned should be turned in at tournament central. I will figure out what to do with them after the event.

Also, what if one of the players throws their disc into the shule and while their back there looking for it they find some pot plants. Can they take a few home with them? :confused:
Again, No! These are the property of the parks department and are under the control of the nature conservatory.All flora and fauna must be left in plance and untouched.I must also be notified as to it's location so that we can make sure it is properly protected from other players and/or gallery participants.

What about field events? Do Colorado rules apply? :cool:
Only for those out side of Oklahoma.

Is there going to be any bug and snake repelant in the players pack? :confused:
Yes, for the Oklahoma players only.

Also......If one of the players gets bitten by a snake are the other players on his card required to suck the poison out? :( No! They are not required. How ever I know there are some around here that would quickly volunteer to suck about anything . I think we will promote Billy Lund to that position, since he will be geared up for that while Boobs is in town.



Wise! I need answers NOW!!!!!

Inquiring minds need to know! :cool:

I think we will promote Billy Lund to that position, since he will be geared up for that while Boobs is in town.



Ha ha ha....poor Billy.

We pulled the forms from Mohawk Red last night while we watched Matt Martin and Johnny Thompson play a round. :(
No offer of help. Johnny did show up Friday while we were getting ready for our second truck of concrete, we sent him out on the dirt crew and in less that an hour he dissapeared.
BIG Surprise. :( Some are allergic to poison ivy, some are allergic to work.

Andrew Treat saw Matt Martin and asked if he was there to work. His reply -"I'm not part of worlds, I'm not even a club member"

My reply to that statement - "So what Matt? You just intend on following us around and taking advantage of all of the work we have done? I think that is the equivlancy of RAPE! :mad:
Take, Take and Take some more, thanks for your help. :mad:I'll be sure to help you out on a disc the next time you ask. :mad: NOT!

A complete oppisite of that is Andrew "OPIE" Treat. That boy has been on the course working every day! :D

Conners found out about Karma last night while we were working and they were playing. :DWhat did you end up Mike? :oHow many in the creek? :D
Not picking on him, he will be out ther busting his hump this week, count on it. ;)

So I didn't hear anyone tell you that "Furdog is King" last Friday so I guess nobody gets free entry at my Thursday night mini's. :(

Joyle's non-working son should. He showed up for Joyel. Other than that, you are correct oh Great Dog. :D

And, if you see, (if hell, should be when) when you see Johnny and mat martin at chandler on Thursday, give them a big one finger hello from me. :o

Oh, when you see Brad Zimmerman, Dave Fraizer and James Diel, give them a BIG pat on the back for finishing Dovillio for us. ;)

Oh, when you see Brad Zimmerman, Dave Fraizer and James Diel, give them a BIG pat on the back for finishing Dovillio for us. ;)



Thank you guys! I would've been there if I could've been.

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I heard you were out playing at Mohawk!!! :o....I guess you treat your course the same way you treat your women. Get them all hot and bothered and then, because you have beer d--k, the old guys have to come in and finish the job. :o;) :cool::D

.

Dude????......When is the last time anyone ever took what I say seriously.... :confused:.....Don't you start doing it now. :D

I love you man. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :D

:D:D:D:D

What I did on my one day vacation......by Furdog

I woke up.
Staggered to the fridge for a glass of water.
I went back to bed.

Then......

I woke up.
Drove out to Mohawk just in time to miss the morning cement pour.
I hung around.

Then.......

I watched while the experts poured and crafted some beautiful tee pads.
I carried a important cement tool.

Then......

I sat on my butt and watched tee pads as they dried.
At 6:30 I thought about placing my paw print in the cement.
At 6:45 I was on my way to leave my mark.
At 6:46 Swaggie showed up and ruined my plans.
At 7:45 I left.

Did I do anything?.......No.
Am I a hero?........No.
But I watched a group of "Hero's" make something out of nothing so others can tee off and fly freely. :cool:

And I feel honored to know them. :cool:

I love you man. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :D




WTF? You tell everyone you love them or only call and sing it to the special ones? :mad:

Quit trying to break the chain of love. :mad:

"For millions of years man lived just like the animals."
"Then he learned to talk."

The only "Chain of Love" I can see you being involved in, is the pivot man at a circle jerk. :o

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We pulled the forms from Mohawk Red last night while we watched Matt Martin and Johnny Thompson play a round. :(
No offer of help. Johnny did show up Friday while we were getting ready for our second truck of concrete, we sent him out on the dirt crew and in less that an hour he dissapeared.
BIG Surprise. :( Some are allergic to poison ivy, some are allergic to work.

Andrew Treat saw Matt Martin and asked if he was there to work. His reply -"I'm not part of worlds, I'm not even a club member"

My reply to that statement - "So what Matt? You just intend on following us around and taking advantage of all of the work we have done? I think that is the equivlancy of RAPE! :mad:
Take, Take and Take some more, thanks for your help. :mad:I'll be sure to help you out on a disc the next time you ask. :mad: NOT!

A complete oppisite of that is Andrew "OPIE" Treat. That boy has been on the course working every day! :D

Conners found out about Karma last night while we were working and they were playing. :DWhat did you end up Mike? :oHow many in the creek? :D
Not picking on him, he will be out ther busting his hump this week, count on it. ;)



For the record his name is Matt Cooper.....

So you telling me you had classes on Saturday also?

No I am not wanting a pat on the back.

There were Sooners down here helping us work on it also.

So much for the "Chain of Love". :(

Now back to your normally scheduled trash talking, backstabbing, and personal attacks. :cool:

Walk in the park? Don't be such an idiot, how much digging did you do at Mohawk? Not near as much as we did at Dovillio.

Shut your man pleaser and go do some more work at Mohawk. :o

Nothing gets me through my day better than a little doodoo talk :D

I've have found out that the key to avoiding work is just like being married. Whatever your wife asks you to do you smile and with much enthusiasm go happily forward to handle the task at hand. Sometimes it�s opening a jar or just taking out the trash which is no big deal. Then at some strategic moment, you screw it up. After that she�ll never ask you to do that task again thus you gain valuable couch time and a good feeling that you�re still a important contributor to the family. :cool:

Thong Le and myself hit Dovillio HARD for almost a month straight! We were even there on weekends, Andrew.

I was merely defending myself because of RedhairedWonders abuse of the "karma" word. My karma is golden right now, the T-Town Golf Gods know I have sweat blood on these courses.

Just like a lot of other local guys I have put in a ton of personal time working, truth be known I could stop working now and I would feel good about how much time I put in. The thing is we have more work to be done so my efforts will continue as is.

Andrew be sure to bring one of these with you for the next pour :D
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Im gonna jump in here and ask a question.. Who is going to State's?

I wish I could make it even though there are only 2 rounds...It's crunch time, we need all the help we can get in order to be finished by end of month.

The only "Chain of Love" I can see you being involved in, is the pivot man at a circle jerk. :o



Obviously you're referring to your official occupation as "Deep Throat Dave" in high school. :eek:

I need a stunt double bad this evening anyone interested?

Things that need to be done this evening
-clear the white tees at Mohawk <font color="purple"><---- gotta get-r-done </font>
-attend TDSA disc golf meeting <font color="purple"> <---looking doubtful </font>
-meet with Joe and Billy FREEAKIN SIMS at a meet and greet<font color="purple"><--- HOW can I fit this in? </font>
-McClure Ace POT <font color="purple"><-----yeah right </font>
-Softball game at 8:30<font color="purple">STRESS RELIEF!!! </font>


anyone that wants to be the stunt double feel free....

Sweet! Your playing in the softball game too? We can bring it "snatcher style"! Know what I'm sayin?

Are the white tees marked yet? If so me and Thong can help with that today after work.

Sorry. I do work as a stunt c-ck in porno movies from time to time but I'm not qualified to be a stunt pro. :( :D

Most of the White Tees are marked;

I just found out we get 10 (trying to make it 12 ;)) white tee boxes, which will make WhiteHAWK just like your traditional par 54 course similar to McClure and Hunter. When we get to host an event at Mohawk I'm hoping to have it a 3 round tourney with 1 round on each layout. That should be a sweet format for a tourney out there.

I gotta get out to the ole ball field to let some stress out .

Sounds pimp!

That reminds me I need to send my officials test in ASAP!!

Whatever, I don't need to defend myself here.

I wasn't the one playing while Dave and I were working.

And if you seriously doubt the work I have put in on Blackhawk and Redhawk then ask Dave.

Because as of right now...communication between you and I....is over.

Because as of right now...communication between you and I....is over.



I give the over/under of them being buds again 1 day

:D

Because as of right now...communication between you and I....is over.



My feelings are hurt! :(

You are right, pulling frames is tough work. Take it easy out there cuz we don't want you to over do it. lol!!!!

You both have kicked #$*&$!!

Considering Treat is still a teenager, he has busted his #$*&$! 100 times more than a couple of other teens here in town. If I was 19 working on a course wouldn't have been a priority for me.

MC has done 100 times more than half the players in his division, earning serious karma points for the big event

I second that Kevin.

Andrew and I are going to weed eat the white pads at Blackhawk tonight and finish clearing those out.

I think Andrew knows where most of those are located. Any tips on which holes don't have white pads?? That may be easier than listing the ones that do...

Everybody keep up the good work, the finish line is close...

White Tees
FOR SURE: 3,4,5,8,10,12,14,16,18
Hopefuls: 13,15

Since there is only around 20 of us total that consistantly work on courses, we have ALL busted our %$^%$ on getting these courses ready. We all know who has worked and who hasn't but I still like to give them crap if I see them playing while I'm working, just ask Marq Lewis, I saw him playing, drove up behind him and waited for him to drive on #12 Black Hawk, I waited, then laid on the horn right behind him, he punched it straight into the trees on the left, Treat and I laughed our %$&%^ off then drove away. :D:D:D

I just make sure when I play, it's with the other workers. :D

Get your butts to the course tonight and bring shovels and rakes. (No leaf rakes) Some one needs to have a weed eater or two also. ;)

I'll have more string out there this evening. i don't know where my shovels are.

I will only do the alternate on 18 if you wheel barrow all the concrete through the woods and across the ditch. :o

Last week I thought I put your shovel in the back of your truck, I will check my garage just in case.

It is all good. I thought I left it for the guys on Friday.

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White Tees
FOR SURE: 3,4,5,8,10,12,14,16,18
Hopefuls: 13,15



15??????????? You're kidding me right?
Naegele was over driving that hole. :o

#15 would be a different look instead of a shorter hole

alright for the sake of less work/ cross out 13 and 15 ;)

White Tees
FOR SURE: 3,4,5,8,10,12,14,16,18
Hopefuls: 13,15



15??????????? You're kidding me right?
Naegele was over driving that hole. :o



Naegele. Do you think Wise is trying to say something there? ;)

Come on Dave. What's one more pad???? :confused: :cool:

Ask Marie that question and see what kind of answer you get. :o

I heard that some guys were rude to the ladies today at Dolese today I know what truck they drive so they need to be on the look out.

Spread the word...what kind of truck, anybody comes up with names, pass it around, we'll take care of that crap quick

The Comish approached me yesterday and mentioned that we had never played for money before. He suggestion a $10 wager but I didn't want him to put all his money on the first match, and I wanted to be nice so I offered a wager of $5. ;)

We played at Dovillio and all I can say is,............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ............................

CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP!

Thanks for the money Conners and another thanks to Big Dave for letting me double conners money against him. :D

Wagel did get my $2 but not until hole 17. :o

Spread the word...what kind of truck, anybody comes up with names, pass it around, we'll take care of that crap quick



I think it was blue avalanche with some shiny wheels~! :eek:

Must not be mne, mine aren't too shiney right now. :(

The Comish approached me yesterday and mentioned that we had never played for money before. He suggestion a $10 wager but I didn't want him to put all his money on the first match, and I wanted to be nice so I offered a wager of $5. ;)

We played at Dovillio and all I can say is,............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ............................

CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP!

Thanks for the money Conners and another thanks to Big Dave for letting me double conners money against him. :D

Wagel did get my $2 but not until hole 17. :o



Good win, Dave...you shot very well for an old man. :D

Sorry Comish, had to post it. Don't know that I will have that many I will get to claim victory over you. ;)

Man O'Conners, you lost to the old man? You may just want to volunteer as a spotter for Worlds, you still get a players pack :o

Hey Cam, you want some? :o

save the excuses, just bring your money. :o:D
You won't have to spot me more than two strokes.

I love to see the look on their faces when they lose to an old man. I know I would hate like hell losing to me. :D

Ain't that right Nicholson? :o

I'll take your $$ at anywhere but Mclure/Chandler or Riverside, but I'd prefer to take your $$ at Blackhawk when I get to town on Saturday if thats ok with you. Just cuz you beat Drunk Dave :eek:...uh I mean Big Dave and O'Conners. They are both on team TOURNAMENT HEAD! :o

BlackHawk is fine with me. :D

Just keep that attitude and bring lots of cash! :o

I might even let O'Conners and Nicholson play me for some of your money after you leave town. :D

Oh no, it's gettin deep. I may bring that super stick tape from the MMFMM for somebody's mouth :DYou know how good that stuff works.
Can't wait to see you guys.

FURDOG AND HIS DONKEY :eek:

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:D

I replaced the stolen wheel barrow that we lost at Mohawk today. $120 :mad:

But the strange thing was when Dave Zucconi picked it up he had a huge cucumber in the front seat of his truck.

Which brings up a question.
Why is it that Zucconi hangs around the parks all day with a cucumber in his truck?
Shouldn't he at least have a Zuchinni instead? :o:D

:D

Youve never had a problem taking the whole cucumber, especially with the ranch dressing onit :o

No thanks, I'm more of a Blue Cheese man. :o

What kind of wheel barrow costs $120? :confused:

Is it lined with gold or what? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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What does the insurance premium on that run? :D

I want one like that.Is it self propelled with an auto dump.Where do you ride on it?Looks like it's missing two wheels :grin:Oh that ones for Righties,Won't work for me :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:HEY! My smiley faces don't work.Who(Coulda cussed)the board up?

Well you know it was the city of Tulsa's.
Gotta have the best you know.
D.P. :grin:

Alma mini Monday night followed by fireworks show at 9:00.Course is in great shape.Might as well enjoy it.$10.00 entry Open?Respond on Western Ar board.See Ya!!!

So far this year.......

Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship = 50,000 Grand Prize and broadcast on cable TV. :)

Nathan's Annual Hotdog Eating Contest = Winner takes home the prized mustard belt and event gets broadcast on ESPN. :cool:

Disc Golf Championship on ESPN? = 0 :(

So far this year =

2 new courses = $15,000
Dovillio upgrade = $8,600
Haikey upgrade = $4,000
Hunter tee signs = $1,800
Tournamnet budget = $100,000
Volunteer hours = thousands of them for free.

Total spent in Tulsa = $129,400

No ESPN but way better than a stick in the eye! :o

The hot dog winner was from Japan and ate 54 in twelve minutes beating his world record from last year. Closest American competitor was 52. :cool:

Price of Gas.......$6

Cost of fireworks.......$400

Seeing your DG buddies shoot Roman Candles at each other......Priceless :D

Next year we may have to set up teams and limit the type of roman candles to be used. Just to keep it fair. ;) :D

How about seeing Furdog jump 3 feet in the air?

Or see Mitchell move faster then I'd ever have.

I don't see what you have to brag about. You spent most of your time hiding behind the women. :D

No that is where I just ended up. It was only after 3 close calls.

Where were you hiding? If I remember you were right behind the women with me.

Next time I think I will bring my own supply. Yea, it was 4 against you and Julie's brother but you guys seemed to have the better weapons. :confused:....What's up with that? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Yours are consistently traveling 25 to 35 feet with a claymore blast at the end while the other teams candles are only traveling 15 to 20 ft at best. ;)

No that is where I just ended up. It was only after 3 close calls.

Where were you hiding? If I remember you were right behind the women with me.



And that didn't stop me from shooting in that direction, did it? :D

That's right. I was in the rear with the gear because you, Sal, and Connors were too skinny to hide behind. :D

Nope it didn't.

That is when I think they told me to get away, but not in those exact words.

Dominance through better equipment. :D

Price of Gas.......$6

Cost of fireworks.......$400

Seeing your DG buddies shoot Roman Candles at each other......Priceless :D


you dudes are nuts
and it was a lot more than 400
great show

... it's AmWorlds-Week "Eve" ...

oops is over finally got the swearing on the messsage board to page two
sorry about that

What Alice Cooper song started with....

"Mommy??...Where's daddy???.....He's been gone for so long.......Do you think he's ever coming home???"

Ballad of Dwight Frye..
Who was Dwight Frye?

We have a winner!!!!

That was quick Lance. :cool:....I thought only old guys would know that one. :confused:

Who was Dwight Frye?.....All I know is where he spent most of his time but I'll "Go ask Alice" for the rest of the story on Tuesday when he comes to Tulsa. :D

I started listening to Alice in '75 or '76 "Alice Cooper Goes to Hell" I was 5 or 6. Dwight Frye I think was a guy who played Renfield in a Dracula flick from the thirties or forties. I think he was a bit mad and spent some time in an asylum.

Just looked it up. I was close. I mixed in some of Alice's life from when he made "From the Inside" he went in for alcohol abuse.

Those of you who have not heard of the Oklahoma Disc Golf DVD need to pay attention. Normally I receive large amounts of money to do product endorsements but after seeing the trailer for this one, I figure this one is worth doing for free.

I was lucky enough to get one of the two "trailer" DVDs that Kevin gave away at the picnic and I got to tell you, this is going to be a must buy for every Okie DG'er this Xmas. :cool:

This has some funny stuff in it including:

"Mitch Mac" vs "The Tree" :cool:
"Kevin McCoy" vs "The Truck" :)
A classic Bud Johnson reaction on the blooper reel. :D
A rocking sound track, super special effects, and some nice shots by people you actually know. :o

This was just the trailer and I give it an official two-paws up. :cool:

Kevin said these should be available by Xmas either thru him, the club, and/or TwistedFlyer. Make sure you pick one up. :D

Though I hate to part with it, I will make the "trailer" copy I have available to some lucky winner this Friday night at "Friday Night Flights" at Chandler Park. Show it to your friends, your boss, your co-workers, and potential sponsors. Let everyone know that Oklahoma DG Rocks!!!! :cool:

THANKS FURDOG!!!!!

It is coming along nicely. I hoped at first to have an hour of good footage but it is now starting to look like 2 full hours of OKIE disc golf action.

MORE info to come soon ;)

I think I have enough footage to have a Avalance kenny section on the DVD :D

... it's gonna be happenin' on Saturday &amp; Sunday ... December 9 and 10 ... Tulsa , Ok ...

... crap ... here's something that's about to be posted publicly ...
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" REWARD
$300.00
For Information leading to Arrest �
of Person(s) responsible for Felony-Theft of Basket #18 from the Course at
Haikey Creek.
Dug out and Removed overnight Wednesday 11/15/06

CONTACT: Wayne Forest (918) 494-9627
Course Tournament-Director
-or-
Daryl Maxville (918) 369-5998
County Maintenance Supervisor
-or-
Tulsa County Sheriff (918) 596-5601

Matter-Of-Fact : I�ll DOUBLE it ! Personally.
Another $300 of my own to Catch a Thief !
( It will put a serious crimp in my Christmas-Money ,
but I guarantee it. ) $600 total Cash Reward.
"
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... ( MAN , this is a bill I hope I have to pay ! ) ...

TDSA
I'll add 300.00 to that REWARD
:mad:

You need to look at the low lifes that steal discs, that seems to right up their alley.
Free discs, free baskets, some one just left them there, right?
So they must be free for the taking. :mad:

I'll kick in another $200 and FurDog will kick in the other $100 to maker the reward an even $1,200.

****, Chicken inhalers. :mad:



Surely one one of the low lifes that troll this board will see this. $1,200.00 that'll buy a lot of crank for the holidays, besides it's not like you would be turning in your mother, not that they wouldn't for $1,200.00! .

Nice, idiots. I blame everything bad in OK on Blake Puffman. He may have run out of baskets to steal in OKC. He's a worthless POS, please tell him I said so. :D

Good luck catching the worthless morons that keep stealing the baskets.

Cam I'm sure he heard you all the way from TN.

It has to be a local this time, we didn't have any tournamnets with OKC players in town. :o;)

Dayam crankster gangsters. Find your metal somewhere else to to sale to the salvage. :mad:

Even if a B.A.P.D. officer as there he I don't think he could've done much since it was on county property (not that they do that much anyways). I've learned the hard way where the boundaries lie out there.
/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif but I may be wrong.

for $1200 you can have one of my buckets

For $1200, I say Wise did it because nobody begged him to stay on as an Admin. ;).....On top of that he's trying to raise money to pay for his "run-in" with the fire hydrant. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

My money would be on you. All you have talked about is wining a basket,well I guess you win.

The basket is in FurDog's back yard.
Now, wheres my reward.

Why would I steal a basket from a park when I could just steal the one in your backyard. Besides that, I got an alibi for Wednesday night. I was the guest speaker at the local AA meeting. I didn't get out of there until 2am because someone kept passing me shots behind the podium. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Why would I steal a basket from a park when I could just steal the one in your backyard. Besides that, I got an alibi for Wednesday night. I was the guest speaker at the local AA meeting. I didn't get out of there until 2am because someone kept passing me shots behind the podium. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Laugh it up Scott.

Hey screw you Red. :p.... Sorry if I appear to be insensitive to the fact that another basket got stolen. I think its BS also but the fact is that crap is going to happen. And while you�re sitting there on your butt smoking your doobie maybe you should ponder from what generation this is coming from and what reasons they have for doing it because more than likely it was probably young punks about your age that did this because most people from my generation have better things to do.

Even if they get caught there will always be some lawyer to get them off with a slap on the wrist. What are you going to do about it? I guess I should mourn the loss of this basket but right now if I caught the people that did this I would probably have them put to sleep. And to tell you the truth, it�s just not worth it to loose it over the stupid acts of others. I�m sorry I don�t have much faith in the justice system that you�re studying to be a part off. :p

Maybe the true culprits of this are the parents of these losers. �Oh mom and dad don�t love me so I�m just going go steal something.� Seems like today�s society is all about 2nd and 3rd chances for kids because some parents are feeling guilty about having failed their children in some way. You seemed to turn out ok though so maybe you�re one of the lucky ones.

And by the way, if you ever have any children in the future make sure you keep them away from me because I�m allergic to kids and if they get too close I�m going to drop kick them right up your butt.

An option (besides Jake's great "tongue lashing" :D) could be to use the media. They are always hurting for new news stories to put on TV (especially negative stories). Have them do a story about the baskets, show a basket and maybe one of the parents or neighbors of one of the punks that stole the baskets would notice that it's not a new BBQ that the neighbor kid brought home and call the police or the TV station.

http://2worksforyou.com/art/promo/problemsolver_lg.jpg

It may work, especially if it were announced that there was a $1200 + cash reward. :eek:

Hey screw you Red. :p.... Sorry if I appear to be insensitive to the fact that another basket got stolen. I think its BS also but the fact is that crap is going to happen. And while you�re sitting there on your butt smoking your doobie maybe you should ponder from what generation this is coming from and what reasons they have for doing it because more than likely it was probably young punks about your age that did this because most people from my generation have better things to do.

Even if they get caught there will always be some lawyer to get them off with a slap on the wrist. What are you going to do about it? I guess I should mourn the loss of this basket but right now if I caught the people that did this I would probably have them put to sleep. And to tell you the truth, it�s just not worth it to loose it over the stupid acts of others. I�m sorry I don�t have much faith in the justice system that you�re studying to be a part off. :p

Maybe the true culprits of this are the parents of these losers. �Oh mom and dad don�t love me so I�m just going go steal something.� Seems like today�s society is all about 2nd and 3rd chances for kids because some parents are feeling guilty about having failed their children in some way. You seemed to turn out ok though so maybe you�re one of the lucky ones.

And by the way, if you ever have any children in the future make sure you keep them away from me because I�m allergic to kids and if they get too close I�m going to drop kick them right up your butt.



LOL!!! You tell em' Furdog :o

It may work, especially if it were announced that there was a $1200 + cash reward. :eek:



Absolutely, I would definitely call the radio station that sponsors Tulsa discgolf. Have them put it on the air hourly for a several days. The longer it is gone the harder it will be to find. You may find a mom or dad call. Who cares who gets the money Tulsa discgolfers want it back. When you find the person we also lost 3 in a 4 month period this year. If they are making a golf course we have 2 DGAs out there is 18 number plate and 14 number plate and another w/18 number plate.

It may work, especially if it were announced that there was a $1200 + cash reward. :eek:



I would agree but it would seem to me that the basket would need to be marked with an ID number or something to prove that it was property of Tulsa Parks Department. When some punks around town stole a penguin statue a couple of years back it was immediate recovered in someones backyard due to the media and the fact you really can't hide a 5 foot fiberglass penguin. I have not seen any of the baskets marked with anything to identify them as "Property Of". :confused:....If I see a basket in my neighbors yard how do I know he didn't just go out and buy one? :confused:

The different types of baskets should solve that, plus the fact that Mom and Dad or son can't provide a reciept or any proof that they did purchase the basket.

we should paint one of the arms of the basket that points to the next hole on ALL our baskets because the paint gets into the weld and we could identify any basket that gets stolen.

That is a great idea, spray into the weld so it could not be mistaken.

I believe all the Inova baskets with the yellow band should be painted or "etched" with "Property of Tulsa Parks Department" around the top. Sure the thiefs could always repaint it but until they do it would be a obvious sign in the back of their truck or their backyard to everyone that see's it. I don't see people stealing stop signs, traffic signals, or orange barrels because it's kind of obvious to whom it belongs to. Too bad GPS trackers are too-expensive. :(

Cam, I don't see the fact of not having a receipt for the basket as proof that it was stolen since possession is 9/10th of the law. Baskets don't come with serial numbers and you would still need to prove ownership to the police before they would act.

On another note, offering a reward worth almost 3x the value of the item that was stolen is a great idea as long as it doesn't send a message to these punks that all they have to do is steal a basket, throw it in their neighbors yard, and then call us to receive the reward. :(.....If that be the case then right now there's about $43,000 in reward money sitting out at Mohawk.

People are going to great lengths now days to steal copper. My brother told me that in Texas, thieves will wait until you're on vacation and then pull up and steal your whole A/C unit. :confused:.....

But don't listen to me right now because I'm feeling bitter and would prefer a little street justice.

I have been told by some of the STL homeboys just let them know, if we find out who they are, and things will be fixed. Pretty much word for word "they will have wished the cops had caught them"!

On another note, offering a reward worth almost 3x the value of the item that was stolen is a great idea as long as it doesn't send a message to these punks that all they have to do is steal a basket, throw it in their neighbors yard, and then call us to receive the reward. :(.....If that be the case then right now there's about $43,000 in reward money sitting out at Mohawk.
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People are going to great lengths now days to steal copper. My brother told me that in Texas, thieves will wait until you're on vacation and then pull up and steal your whole A/C unit. :confused:.....

But don't listen to me right now because I'm feeling bitter and would prefer a little street justice.


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Stamping kit (http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=800)

$10 and an hour per course and all of the basket parts can be permanently marked. At least enough that you will be able to tell the ID has been ground out and that the property was stolen if any are recovered.

Nice idea Gary. I think if we also paint them to look like orange traffic barrels maybe we only have to worry about people running into them with their cars. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Don't forget. Today Nov. 17th is Friday Nite Flights at Furdog's Mountain

Sign ups start at 6:30. Don't forget that the 21st bridge may be closed due to the fireworks display. So leave early in case you might need an alternative route across the river. Don't try and swim it on your own. :mad:

Someone needs to pick up Jake "The Cable Guy". He's been living in a van down by the river ever since the tent city was closed. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Also, I will be giving away my only copy of the Oklahoma Disc Golf Trailer DVD to some lucky winner tonight. :)

Believe me that is worth more than the price of admission in itself. :cool:

Who wants it????? :)

i DO!!

Stamping kit (http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=800)

$10 and an hour per course and all of the basket parts can be permanently marked. At least enough that you will be able to tell the ID has been ground out and that the property was stolen if any are recovered.

I have these already,looks like it's time to do some stamping!

One Sat. morning s/b able to mark all 18, no problem.

Thanks, Mr. Duke a better idea.

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Not glide........ Riverside Slide. :D

Stamping kit (http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=800)

$10 and an hour per course and all of the basket parts can be permanently marked. At least enough that you will be able to tell the ID has been ground out and that the property was stolen if any are recovered.


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And hey! At the bottom of the page it says add to basket.

$8.99 and they'll stamp them for us. Its so easy ;)