^^^ made a wish on a star and found his true love right there in his hand

<<< already has a Pro Master win on the SN tour in the books for this year

vvv believes Masters should start at 25

^^^ generously donating discs to a good cause (aka win the $tack)

<<< generously donates discs to a good course (aka lost discs @ Renny)

vvv generously donates ______________ (will fill in the blank on thier own)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Keeps 4 first run Cheetahs in his bag


<<<<<<<<<<< Has only played 2 rounds of golf this year


Sharted his pants on the DG course last week
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

^^^ now he's sleep'n on the sidewalk, and I know why. Because he got ____ because he got ____ because he got ___!

>>> Da da dot dot da da dah

vvv Thinks Tom Brady is the love child of Marsha and Greg

^^^ just posted that

>>> remembers posting that

vvv will post something comletely different

^^^ is a Member
<<< is a Member
vvv is a Member

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Likes to probe

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Has a Probe

Is a probe
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

^^^ huh huh huh, he said member!

>>> hasn't renewed member ship, but will soon

vvv re members asking his folks for a ride to the mall

^^^^^^^ remembers having to take the bus to the mall
<<<<<<< would like to take a club to use on the mall mites
vvvvvv was mauled by ex girlfriend

^^^ doesnt realize that I enjoyed the mauling
<<< realizes how demented that was
vvv realizes he was the mall rat EVERYONE made fun of

^^^ "Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality."
<<< loved the mall, cuz I knew the ladies love the mall, and I love the ladies
vvv shops abercrombie for "the look"

^^^ Huh?

<<< What?

vvv Huh?

^^^ best game EVA LONGORIA
http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/763/eva-longoria_net-esquire2005may-3.jpg

<<< best game EVA MENDES
http://www.final-dream.com/wp-content/uploads/Eva_Mendes_08.jpg

vvv best game EVA GREEN
http://www.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/28875113---bondeva3.jpg

^^^ wishes for an EVAning with all 3.

&lt;&lt;&lt; Been there done that; made me really tired!

vvv Questioning their studliness.

^^ double wraps for extra protection
&lt;&lt; wishes Eva Mendes would have went to rehab in his bed
vv lives in infamy with the likes of MTL

^^ thinks three pages deep in the MISC. section is no place for the bestistest gizame eva'
&lt;&lt; drank the infamous "flaming coyote" shot and liked it
vv Iny-bity teeny-weeny shriveled little short Dick's man

^^^ learned his DG skills from Dorf

&lt;&lt;&lt; agrees that the best game ever should stay on page 1

vvv Thought the best game ever was ChopperCommand.

^^^works the night shift at "The Yaught Club"

&lt;&lt;&lt; has owned "Dorf on Golf" on VHS for 3 years but hasn't played it yet! I don't know why not. It looks funny.

vvv will vote for Hilary just to watch the next "Bimbo Eruption" from Bill

^^^ Doesnt know how sweet the Yacht Club around here is for the night shift!!!
&lt;&lt;&lt; Loves Blue Speckle Z Tsunamis and hopes My Hero has some to trade me
vvv Wishs they had my Stack of 1st Run BUZZZs and Cam Todd Challengers!!! And wishes they could bid on my Discraft package for the LVGCC Silent Auction which will include one of my 1st Run BUZZZs

^^^ WANTS SPARKLE TSUNAMI'S
&lt;&lt;&lt; HAS A GRIP OF SPARKLE TSUNAMI'S
vvv CAN'T THROW SPARKLE TSUNAMI'S

^^ really has a grip of something else
&lt;&lt; Throwin' a newly dyed Wizard
vv throwin' up nachos, nachos, nachos.

^^^ Hopefully asked Gotch about a donkey punch before putting :eek:

&lt;&lt;&lt; Wishes he could help Pimp_Millz with a Tsunami but sadly &lt;&lt;&lt; has never even thrown one.

vvv Thinks of Phuket when someone says Tsunami. :(

^^^ Should know it was PittViper who donkey punched the putt.
&lt;&lt;&lt;Wishes Christmas wouldn't end.
wv Secretly watches reruns of Love Connection

^^^ me thinks he we tood ed Then sighs :eek:

&lt;&lt;&lt; see's that it's 11 degree's outside in STL. Then sighs... :(

vvv ponders the age old question of how you can park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway. After 20 minutes of gazing blankly at an open field, he blinks repeatedly and clears his mouth. Then slowly get's out of his smoke-filled car to enter work! Then sighs :D

^^ are you watching me from afar
&lt;&lt; watches Seinfield in reruns
vv doesnt need donkey punched putting to miss 10 foot bogey shots

^^ clearly the most dapper man on this board
&lt;&lt; is getting some FLX Drones cuz he's SO not scared
vv only flexes waterguns :o

^^^ Wishes his guns were even close to as sweet and my guns!!!
&lt;&lt;&lt; Just got back from working his guns at the gym
vvv Would love tickets to the gun show AND some FLX Drones!!!

^^^ weakest guns EVER
&lt;&lt;&lt; needs a bandage cause he is cut!
vvv would rather throw with any Innova disc

^^ doesnt know how Stella rolls
&lt;&lt; rolls hard
vv hardly rolls

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Big Guns beause he uses HGH

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; born with big guns

is testifying before congress regarding performance enhancing drug use in the pdga.
VVVVVVVVVVV

^^ packs pecs
&lt;&lt; CLEARLY doesnt know ANYTHING about "the clear"
vv LOVES THAT THE STUPID GAME IS BACK ON PAGE 1

^^^^is still using his first tube of Clearasil
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Remembers when......dammit! Forgot!
vvvvWonders what ever happened to Fay Wray

^^^^ probably in his usual state
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; totally fricken bored, is fay wray hot?
vvvv wondering if his jab will be good enough and hoping his chin is!

^^^^Enjoys hot seniors
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Jab is improving due to increased HGH usage
vvvv thinks HGH is for hair loss

^^ dresses up like his grandma and rolls her Scoot_er for senior discounts at IHOP
&lt;&lt; wishes IHOP was somewhere in Pittsburgh
vv EYES-HOP when the elementary school lets out :eek:

^^ is the official repper of the 724
&lt;&lt; wants the Rain to STOP
vv uses Rain shampoo on his chest sweater :eek: :o

^^^ Can't believe he brought this game back
&lt;&lt;&lt; Guess I'll have to participate
VVV Please don't reply cause it will melt your brain

^^^Praying for no game 6
&lt;&lt;&lt;Brain's melting
VVV Getting brain dripped on him.

^^knows the brain drip is making up for the cells lost looking for a disc that was never there
&lt;&lt; is gonna kiss the cup in '08
vv was last "cupped" when 8

^^^ Is a closet <font color="green">STARS</font> fan! ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; Hasn't shaved since game 3 of the <font color="green">STARS</font> vs. <font color="pink">PINK WINGS </font> series

vvv Likes being finger probed by Moderator(s) vvv

^^ would be My_Hero if he hadnt shaved since game 1 against the Anaheim <font color="blue"> [edited for profanity] </font>. :eek:
&lt;&lt; hasnt shaved since game1 against the Ottawa Senators!!! :cool:
vv wants to initiate probbing via notify mod button....... for "<font color="blue"> [edited for profanity] </font>" sake!!! :o :confused: :p

^^^ Is going to get a bunch of Goocher's rub in his face after the Finals are over.

&lt;&lt;&lt; Didn't know the <font color="green"> STARS </font> needed my help until game 3 of the <font color="pink"> Pink Wing </font> series.

vvv Shouldn't get probed for being hooked on phonics

^^^ Should learn how to spell probed. (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/probed) :o

&lt;&lt;&lt; Soon to be playing a round at Moraine State Park.

vvv Head shot belongs on the Random Paste Thread...

^^^ Must be talking about Stella

&lt;&lt;&lt; Ate the "all knowing"

vvv Realized that the bad smell was coming from their upper lip

^^^ needs to know that a playoff hippie beard sometimes smells <font color="red"> F</font> <font color="green"> U </font> <font color="blue"> N</font> <font color="orange"> K </font> <font color="yellow">T </font> <font color="purple"> A</font> <font color="pink"> S </font> <font color="brown"> T </font> <font color="red"> I </font> <font color="green">C </font> <font color="blue"> !!! </font> ;)
&lt;&lt;&lt; STILL has his playoff beard
vvv rocks a 70's porn 'stache and sings brownchickenbrowncow all day long.

^^^ wishes he was a porn star
&lt;&lt;&lt; can't even spell moustache much less grow 1
vvv will never be in a porn hopefully

^^^ Never say Never
&lt;&lt;&lt; Never says Never
VVV Never say Never

^^^^^^^ makes love to his pillow

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; sleeps with dirty women

VVVVVVV wishes he had a dirty woman

^^ knows Stella needs the dirty gurl to bribe the mods cuz he's been warned and edited for IMPLIED profanity, not profanity itself, way back from 5/19 and today is 5/28... WAY TO GET AROUND TO IT!!!!!!!
&lt;&lt; is going to make every post walk the line
vv couldnt walk a straight line and had to spend a night in the drunk tank.

^^^ to slow

^^^ has a serta that helps on those "I cant walk" nights
&lt;&lt;&lt; knows the Nasty Name Game will NEVER replace the Bestest Gizame Eva!
VVV roses are red, violets are blue, THIS GAME ROCKS, too bad you smell like POO

^^^ not quite a phoenix like hero
&lt;&lt;&lt; never been to phoenix
vvv spells it phenix cause thats what his shocks say

^^^ likes talking smack
&lt;&lt;&lt; Is sick of hearing that if one specific person had their way I would have never been picked up by Discraft and if it was up to him he would kick me off right now
VVV Will either love or hate when that person gets his way!!!

^^^^^ Needs to let the haters hate and just play his game that got him that spot :D^^^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; want's his spot :eek:&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;
vvvv likes to double fist cake in the middle of the night vvvvv

^^^ chews on stinky hanging chads from time to time.

&lt;&lt;&lt; is always so fresh and so clean....and powdered too!

vvv will learn the power of the powder one hot humid day.

^^ doesnt know a thing about REAL humidity
&lt;&lt; doesnt suffer from monkey butt cuz he knows about da' powder
vv spawned the NY SHORE HELLBEAST!!! :eek:

^^^Is now thoroughly enlightened.
&lt;&lt;&lt;Realizes his spawn takes after their grandmother.
VVVWonders what the word spawn even means.

^^^ was the last one to post on this
&lt;&lt;&lt; bummed about missing players cup
vvv probably gets to go, let's tax him more!

^^^^ Thought St Elmos Fire was a spinoff from Sesame Street.
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Is pissing off everyone....it was a good day!
vvvv Was hoping this thread was gone for good.

^^^ No clue what im doing right now
&lt;&lt;&lt; Cant wait to get to Vegas and out of this snow.
vvv Probly thinks I have a huge ego for no reason!!!

^^^ probably knows the reason! (j/k)

&gt;&gt;&gt; just found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvtmAotTqfU&amp;feature=related

vvv parents met at a family reunion