^^^ Has smelly /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif kitty

<<< Prefers a clean smelling /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif kitty

vvv probably agree's :eek: :p

^^^ is right
<<< agrees smelly cats be ran over
vvv thinks we should get back to making fun of each others putts (like the next poster choking on every putt)

^^^ It burns when he pees ^^^

<<< Decided to resurrect this thread

vvv Will probably flame me for resurrecting this thread vvv

^^Needs to ressurect his diet
<< Is flaming Hero for obvious reasons
vv is mad I beat him to it.

^^^ responds only to hints shaped like 2x4s... ;) :p
<<< is watching the rain-guage overflow
vvv currently making plans to go to the lumberyard!

^ is a lumberjack but he dont care

v is a village person

^^^ Must mean the Beaujolias Village French Wine I drink ^^^
<<< Knows that a Lumber Jack is a student at NAU
vvv Wines about his drives hitting trees so much they call him the "Lumber Jack" vvv

^^^ Never played in the "Lumberjack Open" that Larry LaBond runs every year" ^^^
<<< Likes Ten Years After's "Woodchopper's Ball"
vvv Plays out of the woods so often that people sing "Good Morning Little SchuleGirl" on their throws vvv

^^^^^^^Better rating than me

I DID shoot the lumerjack! Kimball Pines is EVIL! I canned one great tommy with the guidance of Larry (I was so far in the Shule, I ripped my good Shule clothes and couldnt even come close to seeing the basket through the trees/tears. Larry stood right in the fairway for me and pointed at the basket and said:"about 140ft thata way!.....CHANG!) A couple of holes after that, i was so excited about the shot, i threw a huge killer tommy and hese never been the same since. ARGH!

vvvvvvvv------Better rating than me

^ got that right

v is not right

^^^ always knows he's right

vvv knows that three rights make a left.

^^^ has a much higher post count than me

<<< know's that 3 right's still don't make me wrong

vvv alway's play's back to the fairway after a WRONG Tee shot

^^^ Must be referring to my recent round at The Grange

<<< pitches out to the fairway on the Darkside ALL THE TIME :mad:/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv has perfected the "pitch-out" and encourages others to "pitch-in" when it's course clean up time. ;)

^^^^^^^^^^^Is pretty darn good for a girl
<<<<<<<<<<< Thinks ^^^^^^ is pretty cute as well /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif (atleast for and older woman :D)
vvvvvvvvvvv Is prolly happy they wont have to play against me in Des Moines because my traveling partners hoed me out :mad:

^^^^Would be getting back sooner than he thinks cuz he wouldnt receive any awards ;)
<<<< Will be receiving and award
vvvv Will probly place better than me because i talk too much about my game

^^^ probably would be correct if i were playing

<<< Hates summertime <font color="red"> HOT </font> golf

vvv Likes it when you stare :D

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Is super happy I wont be at Des Moines because he doesnt want to get smoked by me in his home state AGAIN!!!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Wishes 2 people would travel with him to Des Moines next weekend so he could mop the floor with ^^^^^^^
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv Hates that I can talk smack and back it up :D

^^^ HUH?

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Messed it all up
<<<<<<<<<<<< Thought he was going to be below FlyinHigh
vvvvvvvvvvvv Is prolly staring at the computer saying " Man that MillZ kid is an [I'm a potty-mouth!]!!!

^^^ Needs to edit HIS post that F--ed it all up

<<< smiles because even in his old age he's faster than PIMP

vvv Probably Pimp again F---ing things up :o

^^^^^ Was wrong about who's going to F it up.
<<< Is F'ing it up.
vvvvv Is going to F it up some more.

^^^ drops the F bomb a lot
vvv drops bombs in the toilet

^^^^ Showed me the way!
<<<<< Air Biscut manufacturer
vvvvv Will be FUBAR.

^^^ Hopes his Air Biscuts don't get FUBAR-ED

<<< has never been FUBAR-ED ever

vvv Does not ever want to get FUBAR-ED :eek:

^^^ Thinks FUBAR is a Place where Kung's drink ^^^
<<< Never practiced Kung Fu but did watch it sometimes
vvv Had Grasshopper snatch a roc from his hand when it was time for him to leave vvv

^^^ good idea watching Kung Fu
<<< beat grasshopper for touching my roc (disc you sicko)
vvv tried to touch my disc.....roc that is

^^^^^^^^^^ Is sadly mistaken because I dont throw that devil plastic :eek:
<<<<<<<< Sponsor recieved an anonomous email from someone on here (who has never met me) saying I should be kicked off the team and I was a horrible rep :mad:
VVVVVVVV Hopefully isnt the one who wrote it

^--- hasn't made me mad enough to do any writing

<--- figures that having to watch the P-tons lose is punishment enough for ---^

v--- is another Laker fan strangely rooting for Spurs

^^^ WHO's the strange rooter? :D
>>> Wait till 2007!!! :p
vvv Spur-of-thee-moment poster :o

^^^^^ Must've thought Ginobili was going to post next
<<< Thought Timmy D would've been the Spur of the moment
vvvvv Will probably complain about the foul calls some more

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Is darn right I will
<<<<<<<<<<<<< Wants to know who wrote the email to my sponsor and who wrote the threatening email to me
VVVVVVVVVVVVV Will get a reward if they know what I want to know :D

~~~~~~~Gamer -------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<<<<this G>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<><><><><>Like Playing Disc Golf <><><><><><>

^^^^^ HUH?

<<< Wrote the letter about Pimp, sent the email, and wants his 1st run Buzzz reward. :D

vvvvv Wrote a Pimple popping letter too but forgot to hit send.

^--- pops the pimple regularly

<--- wants to know why the heck any am need to be sponsored

v--- will probably call me a pro for the statement above!

^ plays such that no one would ever mistake him for a pro

v rhymes with pro

^^^ How'd he know?
>>> Knows how
vvv how'dly knows anything

^^^ Knows where the Lakers aren't right now (The Finals) ^^^
<<< Just aced 2 days ago and in a group of 7
vvv Always talks to the basket asking for a chain reaction vvv

^^^ must have followed me the other day
<<< actually yelled at the basket for not holding the putt
vvv always gets some off color reaction

^^^ Made the basket CRY :(

<<< is alway's full of color /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv color's their scorecard's <font color="red"> </font> RED <font color="red"> </font> when upset at the baskets :eek:

^^^ Doesn't know that I'm red/green colorblind

<<< Has no red discs in his bag

vvv Had a blue christmas...without you

^ has blue balls

v has blue putters

^^^ Is green with envy

<<< Gets that alot from people like Pat

vvv Doesn't understand the connection between a color and an emotion

^ has a distinct rainbow tint about him

v is a greybeard

^^^ is addicted to beards :eek:

<<< much more Red than Grey /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv prefers Greybushes :eek:

^^^^ Likes to ride Grey Hounds but never on a bus ^^^^
<<< Only 1 more week until the Discraft Great Lakes Open
vvvv Wants to throw more Discraft but is afraid of lowering their score too much vvvv

^^^ should throw innova to REALLY lower their score
<<< has only 1 discrap for understable shots (but might be trading out that one for an innova disc)
vvv drags butt on floor like benji after making a putt

^ licks the floor i drag on

v drones on and on about his buzzz

^^^ had some great XL's ^^^

<< looking forward to throwing them

vvv has a Holiday in his stash and wants to trade it vvv

^^^ Traded his stash during a holiday and wants it back ^^^
<<< Saw a Massassauga Rattler at the course this weekend
vvvv Threw a Discraft Rattler at the course this weekend vvvv

^^^Thinks Rattlers are a baby's toy^^^
<<< Wants to know why he had to go to page 6 of the topics to resurrect this stupid game
vvv Does not understand irony vvv

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Will find it Ironic that I was next to post
<<<<<<<<<<<< Is trying to qualify for USDGC at the Skylands Classic in Warwick NY
vvvvvvvvvvvv Prolly thinks this game is really stupid but cant resist playing

^^ - Probably drives (autos) bad seeing how he's from Michigan
<< - Wishes he could hit 250
vv - probably can drive 250+

^^^^ Needs to keep practicing to hit 250

<<< Throws putters 250+ /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv only makes 1 putt outta 250 :D

^^^ Throws 250 feet on all 180 foot holes
<<< Refuses to let this topic drop to page 2
vvv Knows that Jethro Tull is a band and a man

^^^ Cannot name all the members of the Brady Bunch without searching his memory
<<< Feels like this thread is turning into his own personal factoid thread
vvv Is jealous of how short the Kansas City Royals lost streak is when compared to his streak of tournies without cashing

^^^^^^^^^^ Obviously didnt know that I would post next
<<<<<<<<<< Is leaving for Warwick in 6 hours and 10 Minutes
vvvvvvvvvv Is going to watch my scores in Warwick to see if I really am a Bagger or not :D

^^^^^^^^^^Really is a bagger!!! :)

<<<<<<<<<<Not a bagger!!!

vvvvvvvvvvvvBiggest bagger yet!!! :D

^^^ for once in his pimipin life is right
<<< misses playing at warwick
vvv probably playing with his/herself while reading this stupid thread :D

^^^ was soo poor. if he wasnt a boy. he woulda had nothing to play with

vvv is a boy and still has nothing to play with

^^^ d'oh!
<<< d'oh!
vvv d'oh!

^^^ Has figured out that you need a space between < and your typing
<<< Is very happy this thread lives!
VVV Doesn't get the boy and something to play with joke.

^ poor boy has only a joke to play with

v awoke, fixed some yolks, opened the board to read that folks poke their jokes at other blokes, and wasnt stoked so took a toke and a coke and drew a bath to soak.

^^^ huh?
<<< is too much of a white boy to rhyme as cool as that
vvv is an even bigger white boy than I

^^^ Wears old shoes ^^^
&lt;&lt; Uses shoelaces fo' dental floss
vvv Continues to try to get blood out of a turnip vvv

^^^ Secretly wants to be remembered as a sandwich. ^^^

vvv Ponders how far his disc would fly in the vaccum of space vvv

^^^ likes small fury animals ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; knows that the devilhawk will fly for ever in the "vaccum"
vvv Likes to "stroke" his ego vvv

^^^ Is a big Teddy bear ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; stroked himself 3 times two tournaments ago
vvv Was really good at Stroker Ace (commodore 64) vvv

^^^ needs to stop breaking the rules
&lt;&lt;&lt; prefers tetris
vvv took this class - http://www.umich.edu/news/index.html?BG/317descr

^^^ Should quit probing people ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; laughed at the subject of MTL's link
vvv isn't scared to play The Stupid Game vvv

^^ probably never had an ace
&lt;&lt; has only had one ace :(
VV should buy the moderators a case

^^^^^^^^ brought this game back ^^^^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; wishes he would have got to it first
vvvvv wants to do ANYTHING first vvvvvvv

Argh!! that's why i never played this game. I was never fast enough!!!!!!!!!

^^^^ too slow ^^^^
vvv straight doesnt know vvvvv

^^^ Is too fast ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; Lost count of all of his aces
vvv Wanting, waiting, for you to justify my love vvv

^^ waiting for love is why he took the class ^^^^
vv thinks justifaction is overrated vv

^^^
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vvv

^^ knows how to read ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; knows how to be formal, but moreso how to party
vv just doesn't know how to go local vvv

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
spends too much time on this message board


does not plan on renewing their pdga membership
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
pot calling the kettle black

^^^ wish I had some

vvv habitually smells others farts vvv

^^^ Said "wish i had some pea oh tea" ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; Looks down pants and spells "attic" outloud. (Thanks Emac!)
vvv Totally missed the punch line vvv

^^^ got roped with a righthand punchline ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; hates the band punchline
vvv went to a party and asked "Where's the punch line?"

^^^ mixes donkeys with fruits to make punch

vvv is a member of the brady bunch

^^ member of the bogey bunch
&lt;&lt; has a story about a lovely lady
vv Is Sam the Butcher bringin' Alice the meat

^^^ has a crush on Mr Brady
&lt;&lt;&lt; likes pork chops and apple sauce
vvv has the hots for Marsha Marsha MARSHA

^^^ puked from the apple sauce
&lt;&lt;&lt; def. enjoyed Christine Taylor playing Marsha
vvv eats way too many fried bologna sandwhiches

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^^^ Has a freeway sign in his honor ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; loves bologna sammies
vvv Loves sammy haggar vvv

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;what is the middle line? &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;

^^^ You
&lt;&lt;&lt; Me
vvv Them

or should I say...

^^^^chews on tinfoil^^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt;what is the middle line?&gt;&gt;&gt;
vvvv cried when milli vanilli were caught vvvv

^^^ reads too much Marcus Aurelius^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; worried about seahawks this weekend&gt;&gt;&gt;
vvvv sleeps with a putter in his hand vvvv

^^^ can't chew on tinfoil :p
&lt;&lt;&lt; has NO fillings! :cool:
vvv needs a root canal /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

^^^ Enjoys a good tossed salad ^^^ :D
&lt;&lt;&lt; Likes roughage too
vvv Also could use a good tossed salad vvv

^^^rides a bike with no seat just the post

vvv also rides a bike with no seat just the post

^^^ Has no seat on his bike... :o
&lt;&lt;&lt; ALWAYS 'Stands While Peddles'; my Indian name, BTW! :cool:
vvv No longer wishes they were a bike seat. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

^^^ can't think of three things to type
&lt;&lt;&lt; is smart enough to come up with three things to type
vvv thinks that kUrTp doesn't understand how the game works.

^^^ is bit MORE than slow :confused:
&lt;&lt;&lt; So COOL! :cool:
vvv types with one finger /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^ Where are the other fingers? ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; Blushing
vvv Very excited to meet Circle2 vvv

^^^^ nicknamed the shocker ^^^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; wishes he could play more tourney's
vvv eats lead paint vvv

^^^ Will play more tourneys in '08 :D
&lt;&lt;&lt; Believes in chelation therapy...
vvv Can't wait to shank a drive for max D!

^^^ needs to come to St. Louis Open ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; will be @ the St. Louis Open &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvvv needs to come to St. Louis Open vvvv

^^^^^thinks seattle will win the super bowl^^^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; placed wager for jacksonville to win super bowl&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;

uses too much toilet paper when wiping his butt
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

^^^ was born and raised in Sauget
&lt;&lt;&lt; needs to at least put the SLO on his calendar
vvv prefers Mrs Howell :eek:

^^^^looks up to almost everyone on this board

&lt;&lt;dang straight on MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA

vvv wonders what Cyndi is doing these days

^ knows that Marsha is wrinkly now ^

&lt; wants SEA to beat NE in superbowl, and knows that Cyndi grew up and did adult film! &gt;

v secretly has a poster of Sam the butcher in his closet v

^^^^Thinks Maurine McCormick and Marsha Marsha Marsha are two Different people^^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; Cant help himself has a weakness for blondes
www Has a weakness for Greg Brady wwww

^^^^Was too **** Slow^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; What the hell, has a weakness for curly haired brunettes too
vvvvvv Tinkles in the shower vvvv

^^^ knows it washes off easy

vvv lets it dry on

^^^ Has filthy feet ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; Didn't know you were supposed to wash it off
vvv Plays music with his flute in the shower vvv :eek:

^ geo-searches for ill gotten booty ^

&lt; creating a universal language where four lettered words get you banned from speaking for three months &gt;

v thinks sword fighting in the woods will overtake disc golf v

^^^^lost their thesaurus^^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt;has seen the sword play on the third fairway (friggin duck heads)
vvvvv wonders what a duck head is vvvv

^^^^QUACK!^^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt;nicknamed Stack
vvvvv is on crack vvvv

^ owns the Porky's Trilogy on DVD ^
&lt; but it's quality crack! &gt;
v just wants someone to hold'em and tell'em that everything is going to be alright v

^^^ Is a WashingTonexan transplanted in MO. ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; American by birth, southern by the grace of God.
vvv Just found out that God backwards is doG. vvv

^^^ STILL wishes his fave putter was still being made
&lt;&lt;&lt; Has a pet named The Lord Dog je'Poe'vah
vvv Is on their way to the pound to get a new friend

^^ makes up for his pets sissyness with a name like Lord yur'HO'boh
&lt;&lt;&lt; knows the friend at the pound is blonde, 5'7, 110lbs, and SMOKIN with only TWO legs :)
VVV wishes the pound had a friend like that for them

^^^ How did you know that's where I found Alanna
&lt;&lt;&lt; Knows she can out play you any day of the week
VVV Thinking about what to talk about next.

^ breaks through walls and yells "oh yeah!" ^
&lt; amazed that after 8 years I see hero envoke the name of God, fabulous &gt; ;)
v can't get no, uh no no nah no v

^^^ Old home course was where the dog retrieved a bag of dope that the owner threw into the pond right as the cops showed up
&lt;&lt;&lt; Believes that all dogs go to heaven, even stoney ones
vvv Wants a stoney dog

^^^ refuses to get neutered, putting us all at risk ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; wasn't my pond! (or bag! &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvvv has a "secret compartment" in his disc golf bag vvvv

^^^ looks in other peoples bags
&lt;&lt;&lt; keeps no secrets
VVV has secrets about his sexual prefence.

^^^ why didnt you use the front door!!! you beter have that cleaned up b4 my dad gets home!
&lt;&lt;&lt; not afraid to admit hes in love with a talking bowl of fruit
vvv doesnt have the courage to admit they love anything

^^^^ loves getting his (fruit) salad tossed
&lt;&lt;&lt; Love hurts!
vvvvv Thinks the Wendy's girl is hot!

^^likes leather and spikes, no wonder love hurts

&lt;&lt;wonders why 13 dead pages are showing up on this thread

vv spent an hour looking for the down arrowhead key

^^^^^ thought DOS was just spanish for two
&lt;&lt;&lt; Hopes we don't have Hill-billary again!
vvvvv "Group hugs" by themself

^^^ should tell euphersteve to change his setting to 100 posts; that'll take care of dead pages

&lt;&lt;&lt; Had groupies at my disposal in my rock days.

vvv May have been one of them vvv

^^^ said the sofa king ^^^ (giggle)
&lt;&lt;&lt; lazy when it comes to practice &gt;&gt;&gt;
vvv should'a quit the band sooner vvv

^^^ can likely putt better than I
&lt;&lt;&lt; would have taken auto~tech or gone out for wrestling if not for band
vvv secretly wanted to be a struttin' Drum Major

^^ scars, ha... clearly knows that chicks dig sticks
&lt;&lt; walks to the beat of a different drum
vv loves drumsticks

^^^ Is scared of Shive, La<font color="green">Grass</font>a , MTL, &amp; Doot

&lt;&lt;&lt; loves a few things deemed inappropriate by hypersensitive foo's

vvv Not a foo

^^^ Looks like he ate too many drumsticks
&lt;&lt;&lt; knows the secret formula of 11 different spices and herbs
VVV thinks the chicken came before the egg

^^^ puts the cart before the horse

vvv rides reverse cowgirl style

^^^ has a foot fetish ^^^
&gt;&gt;&gt; used to have weekly minis to attend &lt;&lt;&lt; :( :( :(
vvv rented Weekend At Bernies on his honeymoon vvvv

^^^ finger paints

vvv fingers himself (as in fingers himself for not playing the course as stipulated)

^^^ gives away discs in the only game cooler than this one ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; plans to win the game w/ his namesake
vvv wonders what game we're talking about vvv

^^^ Gave me a 1st Run BUZZZ cuz I lost mine in the Creek at Hornets Nest!!! (he is the man)
&lt;&lt;&lt; Loves 1st Run BUZZZs and Discraft
vvv Im sure has something funny to say about me!!!

^^^ likes to HOLLA!
&lt;&lt;&lt; has a cousin named Holly
vvv X-Ray of head is hollow

^^^^^^has a dog named Toto
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Thats a steel plate
vvvvvv steals plates

^^^ Thinks I steal plates but I dont cuz its bad Karma
&lt;&lt;&lt; Is on his way to a tournament where the format is Califiornia!!!
vvv Might not know what the format California means but if they did would want to play the tourney!!!

^^^^ Would like to move to California
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Knows Cali, likes tourneys
vvvvv Knows Calley, lusts Kelly, drinks Killian

^^^ likes crappy beer
&lt;&lt;&lt; had Kelly
vvv is thinking "how did I get this belly"

^^^ Mama is so fat that when she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

&lt;&lt;&lt; Practices his Frisbeeterian beliefs on Sunday morning at the mini

vvv Mama is so fat that she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

^^^ is unfamiliar with the benefits that can be derived from maximizing the Bounce-to-the-Ounce ratio

&lt;&lt;&lt; found eternal salvation with Frisbeetarianism

vvv believes more than a mouthful is wasted

^^^ Sister is so Monstrous that she uses Soccer balls for earrings.

&lt;&lt;&lt; Sister is so hot that &lt;&lt;&lt; wishes she wasn't kin.

vvv Cousin is so fat that she's on Both sides of the family.

^^^ takes his clothes off before posting on this board

&lt;&lt;&lt; has a hearty breakfast in the morning

vvv about to say something stupid and boring

^^^ thinks he grows popeye arms when eating 'cakes :o
&lt;&lt;&lt; wants to meet Hero's sister, whatever it takes :cool:
VVV cries like T.O. when it crumbles and breaks. :p

^^^ wants to get between my_heroine's thighs
&lt;&lt;&lt; crumbles nuggets and bakes them in pies
vvv crumbles and breaks under pressure, then cries

^^^ for investment advice and tax anuities ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; remembers playing against pro's &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvvv still loves Britney no matter what vvvv

^^^ still loves tanya harding no matter what
&lt;&lt;&lt; loves all white trash girls no matter what
vvv has listened to OMD albums nonstop since 1996

^^^ Belongs to the generation that remember what OMD stands for; Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

&lt;&lt;&lt; Body moves in 6 different directions when gyrating with apple pies

vvv Actually poked an Apple pie with his third thumb

^^^ has the video and won't give it back ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; eats mostly organic &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvv can't fight this feeling anymore vvv

^^^ is we Todd Ed sofa queen we Todd Ed

&lt;&lt;&lt; plays PDGA events to win but Nolan gets in the way a lot!

vvv Needs a new Sofa for Todd and Ed

^^^ a modern day warrior mean mean stride ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; needs a house painting gig in DFW next month so the wife will let me go to Big Show!&gt;&gt;&gt;

vvv has one for me! lol vvv :D

^^^ is a week too late!!! :(

&lt;&lt;&lt; the wife wouldnt have let me wait that long anyway

vvv doesnt need the approval of a wife to play disc golf

^^^ Guess again. :confused:

&lt;&lt;&lt; Didn't know how good &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; had it until it was too late

vvv Enjoys drawing maps of Hawaii on everything within reach

^^^ Gaylord Focker! ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; never saw a Seahawk player cry this weekend after loosing &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvv knows he needs help but is too ashamed to reach out vvv

^^^ likes sticky maps
&lt;&lt;&lt; is staying out of ^^^'s map room
vvv needs a wet nap

^^^ thats his favorite time to dream
&lt;&lt;&lt; dreams in HD
vvv dreams of making football players cry

^^^ "Gaylord Focker is his legal name."

&lt;&lt;&lt; knows that "nobody has called him by that name since the third grade. "

vvv Never saw Meet the Fockers, or Meet the Parents, or whatever it was called back in 2000.

^^^ enjoys drawing maps of melting ice caps

&lt;&lt;&lt; ditto, though not in the same vicinity as ^^ or vv

vvv cant draw maps or even read them, needs gps to find....

^^^ likes large "foundations" for larger scaled maps

&lt;&lt;&lt; does enjoy orienteering / GPSing / not getting lost

vvv Will always remember where Hawaii is once "shown" :D

^^^ Looks like David Blane ^^^ (is that a card up yer sleave?)
&lt;&lt;&lt; Looking at only one qualifier this year &gt;&gt;&gt;
vvvv Look'n for love in all the wrong my spaces vvvv

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^^^ finds love in his own spaces
&lt;&lt;&lt; already qualified!
vvv is feeling attacked

^^^ three words, nine, three, six! Oh, one more, BS! ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; worked for Microsoft in '89, who knew! &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvvv has a rainbow sticker on his bumper vvvv

^^^ Best tricks are in bed when the groin is healthy

&lt;&lt;&lt; cringes when someone mentions the groin area

vvv Thinks that groin means harvesting flowering plants

^^^ Throws discs with pictures of flowering groins on them
&lt;&lt;&lt; Enjoys finding flowering groin areas
vvv Needs viagra to groin the groin area

^^^ viagra interferes with her estrogen shots

vvv is writing a list of things that bud

^^^ wishes he could wear a toga all day

&lt;&lt;&lt; needs a nap

vvv cant make the voices stop

^^^ (me) YES I CAN!

&lt;&lt;&lt; (voices) NO HE CAN'T!

vvv What are you looking at?

^^^ never meant to hurt anyone ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; enjoying a balmy 27 degree day in St. Louie &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvvv invented a cocktail named " bong water" vvvv

^^^ has apparently been watching Blue Lagoon again

&lt;&lt;&lt; prefers Gibson's reason for asking the same question in Apocolypto

vvv will find the following when researching Blue Lagoon:

Richard: What are you LOOKING at?
Emmeline: Your muscles.
Richard: What about them? You're really acting silly lately, Em. Always saying DUMB things like that. Always LOOKING at me funny! You're not coming down with something, are you? Don't give it to me.

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Paddy: [chasing Richard and Em] Come back here and put your clothes on!
Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches!
Paddy: It ain't proper to be runnin' 'round naked...
[stops, out of breath]
Paddy: ... all the time!

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Richard: Kiss me.
Emmeline: You're all sticky!

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Richard: No, I could never stay on an island with just you? I don't even like you.

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Emmeline: That's not true, you're always staring at my buppies.
Richard: Only because they look so funny!

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Richard: I have a funny feeling in my stomach.
Emmeline: Me too.
Richard: My heart is beating so fast.
Emmeline: Mine too.

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Young Richard: [looking at a picture of a family] Paddy, what's subjugation?
Paddy: Something I've been trying to avoid all my life.

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Emmeline: [to Richard] I've seen you play with "it", and I know what happens when you play with "it" for a long time.

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Richard: What would I ever do with out my Em?

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Richard: Say "Richard is the smartest person in this island".
Emmeline: Richard is the smartest person in this island!
Richard: Bestest runner!
Emmeline: Bestest runner!
Richard: Bestest swimmer!
Emmeline: Bestest swimmer!
Richard: Best in everything.
Emmeline: Let go of me I can't breathe!
Richard: [after releasing Emmeline] That's true!

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Emmeline: [imitating Richard] It doesn't scare them off unless I can spear them!
[throws an umbrella that acted as the spear]
Richard: Aw, spear you!

^^^ skip one ^^^ got that wrong - i didnt invent it at all

&lt;&lt;&lt; know the recipe though

vvv ok, we'll tell him:
1 1/2 oz. Amaretto
1 1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
1 1/2 oz. Orange Juice
1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
1 splash(es) Sprite (Or Mountain Dew)
1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice

^^^ heweusyouthemitall
&lt;&lt; thinks soco is the get dial liquor
vv wants the real invention... "mini beers"

^^ knows shots of 43 a.k.a. Cuarenta y Tres and heavy cream are delicious
&lt;&lt; knows pitchers of Yuengling are delicous when bowling
vv is fergilicious

^^^ dreams of
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1006/542666517_5f5398c102.jpg?v=0





vvv is true to
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2226/1733341479_dd375b00c1.jpg?v=0

^^^ doesn't know what age the pga senior tour starts at
&lt;&lt;&lt; not going to get hair cut today again
vvv persistently procrastinates practicing putting poorly

^^^ used to do drugs, still does,but used to also

&lt;&lt;&lt; thinks mitch hedberg is a genius

vvv hasnt slept for ten days, because that would be entirly too long to sleep

^^ wants Sun Chips
&lt;&lt; knows there is more to it than that
vv wonders what exactly is a sesame?

^^^ will be seen on tonight's American Idol *trying* to sing

&lt;&lt;&lt; scared to admit that &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; will be watching AI in HD.

vvv Also let's the wife have the remote control :confused: :D

^^^ likes it set to "jackhammer"

vvv big investor in Duracell

^^^ his ex wife gave me a stock tip ^^^
&lt;&lt;&lt; learning to stay away from other threads, it ain't worth it &gt;&gt;&gt;
VVVV A team of scientists at Cornell University have developed a micro-scope so powerful that it can focus on microbes so much smaller than ever experienced to the human eye that they cannot even determine how many thousands of times smaller they are than anything ever clasified! If I owned that thing I still couldn't find any interest in this guys point! VVVV

^^^^confuses me with someone who cares
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Wonders what ever happened to Fay Wray
vvvv Holds Time Warp Dance contests in his basement

^^^ is Dr Who

vvv is Dr Huh

^^^^ is Dr What the ______!
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; Still plays Doctor
vvvv Thinks moonshine is an extrenely white derriere

^^ needs a spellchecker
&lt;&lt; suffers from road rage
vv like a pet monkey... belongs in a cage

^^^ Looks like a monkey
&lt;&lt;&lt; Acts like a monkey
VVV plays with his monkey

that was too easy!

^^ loves chunky monkey
&lt;&lt; everything but the....
vv Phish Food

http://img5.glowfoto.com/images/2008/01/16-1309259080T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=16-130925L&amp;y=2008&amp;m=01&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=9080&amp;srv=img5)

^^^ acting like a monkey ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; sexist, racist, shallow uninformed voter &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvv knows how to make fun of himself vvv ;)

^^^ knows how to make fun with himself

vvv finds nothing funny about himself

^^^ will get whipped at the mini tonight

&lt;&lt;&lt; will also get whipped at the mini tonight

vvv poor chump has no mini tonight

^^^^
http://img3.glowfoto.com/images/2007/10/18-1708045673T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=18-170804L&amp;y=2007&amp;m=10&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=5673&amp;srv=img3)

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;
http://img5.glowfoto.com/images/2007/07/13-1354476236T.png (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=13-135447L&amp;y=2007&amp;m=07&amp;t=png&amp;rand=6236&amp;srv=img5)

vvv
http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2007/09/26-1922204618T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=26-192220L&amp;y=2007&amp;m=09&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=4618&amp;srv=img4)

^^^ http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2008/01/16-2129275118T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=16-212927L&amp;y=2008&amp;m=01&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=5118&amp;srv=img4) ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2008/01/16-2130205257T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=16-213020L&amp;y=2008&amp;m=01&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=5257&amp;srv=img4) &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvvv http://img5.glowfoto.com/images/2008/01/16-2115407360T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=16-211540L&amp;y=2008&amp;m=01&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=7360&amp;srv=img5) vvvv

^^^ sings show tunes
&lt;&lt;&lt; is back in black
VVV is back in neverland

^^^ favorite song is "It's raining men" by Weather girls.

&lt;&lt;&lt; Would rather it rain women.

vvv Used to enjoy "Shoot Your Shot" by Divine but now prefers "Ding a dong" by Teach In.

^^ the sun is up in the sky when youre feeling alright
&lt;&lt; knows some songs
vv should only sing in the shower, dang.

^^ sun is shining, weather is sweet

makes vv want to move vv dancing feet

^^^ Likes to do the electric slide
&lt;&lt;&lt; Only once did i do the Macarena
VVV Has Spice Girls posters on his walls

^^ doesnt appreciate POSH living
&lt;&lt; addes "spices" to his life right around 5:02pm daily
vv thinks pop is actually music and not a drink

^^ is 42 minutes late
&lt;&lt; is right on time
vv missed the downbeat

^^ got the beatdown
&lt;&lt; 23:18 early
vv knows Pop is better than Soda

^^^ afraid of the pop rocks and soda myth
&lt;&lt;&lt; prefers soda to pop any day
vvv cant pop the top to a soda can with his girly fingers

^^ thinks its worse to have girly fingers than a girly voice
&lt;&lt; watched mythbusters refute the myth
vv pop, soda, nah, GET ME A BEER!

^^^ gets a root beer
&lt;&lt;&lt; orange soda is da bomb
vvv just got back from dropping a stinky bomb

/\/\/\Takes pride in "bouncing" dudes
&lt;&lt;&lt;Always lands on his feet, and takes pride in dropping bombs
\/\/\/Wishes he had a Bojangles

^^^ Believes in the force ^^^
http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2008/01/17-1318392061T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=17-131839L&amp;y=2008&amp;m=01&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=2061&amp;srv=img4)

&lt;&lt;&lt; remembers the force fondly &gt;&gt;&gt;

http://img3.glowfoto.com/images/2008/01/17-1256389639T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=17-125638L&amp;y=2008&amp;m=01&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=9639&amp;srv=img3)

VVV the dark side is in his shorts VVV
http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2008/01/17-1323448231T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=17-132344L&amp;y=2008&amp;m=01&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=8231&amp;srv=img4)

&lt;&lt;&lt; is 3 minutes late (EST)

^^ works at burger king making juicy whopper, wears a paper hat...
&lt;&lt; is gonna need those socks back
vv eats nickels to one day be somebody

&lt;&lt;&lt; is 3 minutes late (EST)



youre 23:57 early dood.

^^^^ needs to fix his watch
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; needs to watch his fix
vvvvv is fixed

^^^ was broken/now repaired
&lt;&lt;&lt; is 4'20"
vvv snacks on anti-matter

^^^ Explained to me how you can actually score a circle 2
&lt;&lt;&lt; Is headed to Vegas AZ AND TEXAS states before the nice weather even hits Michigan
vvv Wishes they were playing 2 SuperTours and a National Tour before March!!!

^^ which myspace mullet are you, there's TONS
&lt;&lt; loves Joe Dirt's (pronounced Deeertay's) mullet
vv wishes for a mullet, rocks a braided rat-tail

^^^^ has actually checked under a rat's tail
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; cut the rat tail off 15 years ago
vvvv can touch their tongue to the tip of their nose

^^^ lives under a rats tails
&lt;&lt;&lt; no, but dated a girl like once (ok, more than once)
vvv flosses 6x a day

^^^ has had great things come out of the disc golf designers group

&lt;&lt;&lt; has played the imaginary resort's course

vvv needs a lower rating to even have a shot at playing it

^^^ forgets it has the reds
&lt;&lt;&lt; forgets ^^^ cant even handle the reds
vvv read that ^^^^^^^ cant handle even the reds

^^^ being verbally lynched eslewhere ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; glad the editor of Golf Magazine got fired &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvvv once, twice, three times a lady vvvv

^^^ reds?, blues?,...There's only 1 <font color="orange">GOLD </font>en ticket.

&lt;&lt;&lt; 3'd one of the World's Best Par5? holes that only a few will ever see.

vvv Thinks it could be considered a REALLY HARD par4

^^^ gave up halfway on the par 5 and says he scored a 3
&lt;&lt;&lt; is finally home after 2 days (where the hell was I???)
vvv should have been the #1 of the American Idols worst

^^^ has become, comfortably numb ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; still trying to figure out what it means to "wang chung tonight" &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvv just a city boy, born 'n raised in south Detroit vvv

^^^ has me confused with a color blind disc pimp
&lt;&lt;&lt; had a mullet while living in Dallas 90-93...yeah, chicks dug it!
vvv is turning Japanese...I really think so!

^^ "flirts with every little boy in town"
&lt;&lt; I'm out like "The Vapors"
vv Who's the one you call Mr. Macho? the head honcho, Swift fist like Camacho.

^^^ is a 1000 rated 'game' player
&lt;-- infesting other threads on the PDGA msg bard (making a game within the game)
vvv I challenge to go infest a random thread w/ 'the game' and report back which thread

^^ thinks the Carrier Dome should be a protected National Landmark
&lt;&lt; has already infested random threads on the msb
vv has a bad name like Dick Butkus

^^^ has a bad name like the women in James Bond movies
&lt;&lt;&lt; got infested with a Stack-infection
vvv is immune to infections

^^^ complains about a burn when urinating

&lt;&lt;&lt; has never felt it burn

vvv <font color="green"> burns occassionally </font>

^^^ frolicks in the autumn mist, in a land called HEB

&gt;&gt;&gt; Wishes St. Louie knew what an ace pot looks like

vvv doesn't really feel the need to wipe

^^ threw away aces and &lt;&lt;&lt; showed his deuces
&lt;&lt; doesnt NEED to wipe... :o
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg/509px-JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg

vv still mystified by his first crush mixtape from the 8th grade

^^^ wags his tail at the thought of taking a super-soaker to his poop shoot

&gt;&gt;&gt; suddenly has to go pee

vvvv uses his putter to pan for nugs

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Next American Idol

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; made sweet love to Carrie Underwood

Clay Aikens sex toy
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

^^ carved her name into his legac-yyyyyy
&lt;&lt; has a personal mold
vv wants to know where it's sold

^^^'s is a midrange
&lt;&lt;&lt; now yer talkin driver
vvv needs a mini basket

^^^ still tells everyone "its not the size that matters"
&lt;&lt;&lt; all the ladies love the manham
vvv doesnt get it... no really

^^ needs a new line... WAY OVERUSED in the game of games
&lt;&lt; definitely gets it, I'm a 1000 rated gamer, Stack said so!
vv only 1000 had is the fine for "Public Indecency"... :eek:

^^^ Favorite flute is made of skin

&lt;&lt;&lt; Doesn't know his feet from his flute

vvv Plays his flute with his feet

^^^ relentlessly selft-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery ^^^

&lt;&lt;&lt; when I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvv mother was a 15 year old prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet vvv

^^^ made a deal with the officer to get off for free
&lt;&lt;&lt; only 1000 rated round was taken away when they remembered it was X tier
vvv speaks in tongues

^^ datz rizite imeitanher
&lt;&lt; iz da tru playa 'n dis gizame
vv hatin da playa n dis phat gizame

^^^^^^^^^^^^
talks like snoop dog

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; hung over from last night


it burns when I pee
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

^^ what did your girl give a dood?
&lt;&lt; worried two magnums weren't enough
vv wonders how everyone else is scoring

&lt;&lt; Got warned for a 'personal attack' by evidently questioning Raleigh's courses in comparison to Charlotte's courses..

see it here vvvv
http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=785465&amp;page=0&amp;fpart=6&amp;vc =1
('bigrock' quoted me if you want to read what got blocked)... note that it was a 'personal attack' as the reason for the warning.

^^^ dee dee dee
&lt;&lt;&lt; just joking (or am I???)
vvv Wonders how many batteries does it take to shock a Michigan Fan (the answer is only 1-AA)

^^^ got the joke wrong, it's "light up the big house"
&lt;&lt;&lt; watched in horror
vvv hoarded watches

^^^ should advocate for the return of the <font color="red"> red numbers </font> before wasting my time on a single post of this value

&lt;&lt;&lt; hopes ^^^ doesnt find me in a dark alley

vvv lives in a dark alley

^^^ gets cold feet when foggy

&lt;&lt;&lt; too large to not be in charge

vvv pleasure toy needs recharging

^^^ only girlfriend has been inflatable
&lt;&lt;&lt; loves the inflatable jumping castle
vvv has inflated ego

^^^ only when playing against an 846 rated player! lol (sorry that was a softball you pitched there!)

&lt;&lt;&lt; saw the sun this weekend &gt;&gt;&gt;

vvv ...is a spunky Aquarius who enjoys jazz and quiet walks along the beach vvv

^^ stumped the game posters for three days with his astrological assumption
&lt;&lt; ... is a liberal libra who hates most beaches, and most assumptions
vv is nowhere near as cool as My_Hero

^^^ didn't know that My_Hero would be posting next.

&lt;&lt;&lt; blushing

vvv Picked the Saints to go to the SuperBowl

^^^ Is my teammate and always hooks it up when it comes to trades!!!
&lt;&lt;&lt; Is pumped for LVGCC, The Memorial and Texas States
vvv Wishes they were playing 2 Supertours and a NT before the 2nd weekend in April!!!