^^^ Who are you ;)

<<< Pinball Wizard :D

vvv Won't get fooled again :confused:

^^ The deaf, dumb blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

vv PLays pinball with discs and trees

^^^ been known to *kneel* to seal a deal, and if the price is right, might give you a squeal
<<< sang a Neil Diamond medley in the high school choir
vvv would steal a meal from Ally McBeal

^^^ eats meat and potatos on portraits
<<<<< mmmmmmm, meat and potatos - this girlie can eat :D
vvv keeps a bowl of plastic fruit on the table /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^ stole my plastic banana...keeps it in her purse...to use as a weapon (sickos :mad:)
<<< loves the Banana Splits Show and the film, Bananas.
vvv only weekend tournament they won was a sundae eating contest

^^^ has been to "danger island oh oh chongo" :o

< never 1 a sundae contest but did win an A tier once:cool:

vvv prefered Capt. Kangaroo to B. Split's :eek:

^^^ Got spanked around by Pee Wee Herman ^^^
<<< Did watch Captain Kangaroo
vvv Still has to wear his lucky underoos with batman on them for tournament luck vvv

^^^ Still wears Wonder Woman panties, but not for tournament luck
<<< has been on the giving and recieving end of a Wedgie
vvv owns underwear older than 10 years

^^^^^ is barely older than my underwear
<<<< takes lots of ibuprophen
VVVVVV needs to brush up on addition

^ needs to brush his upper lip

v reuses his floss

^^^ has false teeth

vvv still waiting for thier first tooth

^^^ has wooden teeth

vvv still teething on mamma's teat.

^^^ Volunteer'd to do mammograms at the senior center ^^^
<<< Your mamma's teats
vvvv Can milk a cow using only a well thrown roc vvvv

^^^ tried to milk a steer...had too many beers
<<< from the land of cow tipping
vvv gets tipsy after 1 White Russian (NOT an Oksana Baiul reference...)

^^^ tiped a russian at white castle

vvv likes tipping through the tulips

^^^ thinks tipping is a city in china

<< lived off tips for 8 years

VVV tips less than 15%

^ tips $1 at a time

v shoots his wad in the VIP room

^^^ never been drinkin' with me!

<<< quit drinkin'

VV always talks about drinkin' and never of thirst!

^^^ never drinks evan

<<< only evan and the KING

vvv only winecoolers

^^^ shouldn't drink at all

<<< just a sip of wine please

vvv should drink more,it kills the pain

^^^ should heed own advice

<<< drinks enough to stay strong

vvv not enough to make them look good

^--- is in trouble if he can drink enough to make <--- look good

<--- 15+ years of no drinkin'

v--- drinks Perrier with <---

^^^ Hopefully, will have time to quaff a Perrier at the upcoming Worlds with <<<<

vvv "turn your head and quaff"

^^^picture of co-inventor of mach one
<<< talked with other half of "co" yesterday
VVVprobably doesnt know who that is

^ is right I don't know
< want ^ to run more FLs :)
v doesn't know what FLs are

^ has obviously never researched just how many products are named "mach one"

v needs to get a putter named "make one"

^ got interrupted by his boss

v believes one-liner threads are the most effective neonnoodle repellant ever invented

^^^^^^ Has a foot fetish! (Thanks for getting rid of the gross picutres of your toenails!)

vvvvv Ready to reveal personal fetish to everyone.

^^^ has a large collection of plastic; wears womens clothing....but never in public
<<< can't decide on which one to reveal
vvv goes to the park, but not to pick up birdies

^^^ loves the new soft domed disc

<<< But the ladies look and feel so much better. Prefers the harder flat disc over soft easily bent ones.

vvv hello Lucy

^^^ My dog's name is Lucy,

<< other dog's name is Breezy

VV uses peanut butter to get their dog to do the "deed"

^^^ lost the deed to his dogs house in a poker game

vvv had a poker game in his dogs house

^ caught and ate a mouse

v wears a see-thru blouse

^^^ thought mark atwood would post next


vvv is a can can dancer by night

^^^ Dances like a Laker Girl whenever he Can Can's a putt ^^^
<<< Putting has been improving
vvv Like to skip and prance down the fairways like Tiny Tim Tiptoeing thru the Tulips vvv

^^^^^^ Is now deadly with an aviar from 6'

<<<<<< What can I say? I'm a happy prancing girlie :D

vvvvvv Likes to do the My Hero belly dance in his room with his blinds OPEN :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^^^^^^^^^

One smart fellow he felt smart. (say that ten times fast).

^^^^^ doesn't understand the game


VVVV won't say what ^^^ said!

^^^ is a chicken winger

vvv likes to eat chicken wings at popeye's

^^^ chokes the chicken religiously
<<< name a play on words with "chick"
vvv hits on nuns

^^^ Has Nun to hit on

<<< avoids Penguins

vvv Prefers the little altar boys

^^ has Alter boys log in as him, to pad his post count on other treads

<< diggs that Pope Mobile

vv alters hole by cutting trees

^^^ tree hugger
<< tree wapper
vvv tree magnet

^^^^reason why you see knot holes in the tree :cool:

VVVV wishes that they were the tree :o

^^^^ Can't get wood :(

vvvv Eats wood for breakfast :eek:

^ spits

v swallows

^ mockingbird

v cuckoo

^ cuckoo for cocao puffs

v magically delicious

^^^ Waffles about which disc to use ^^^^
<<< Throws a pancake shot ... without syrup
vvvv Prefers breakfast with Crepes ... Suzette vvvv

^^^ grits his teeth come puttin' time
<<< puttin' biscuit in basket is gravy
vvv game turns to jelly when put in a jam

^^^ doesn't know which side his biscuit is buttered on
<<< doesn't trust anyone trying to butter his biscuit
vvv is trying to jam butter into his neighbor's biscuit

^^^ loafs around on the course because he's too toasted
<<< carries a Slice
vvv is a crumby :p putter

^^^ Was bred in old Kentucky but he's just a crumb down there
<<< Prefers German Liquid Bread ( Pilsner style)
vvv Game is affected by yeast infection (and the crabs don't help either) :eek: vvv

^^^ does the hop putt
<<< is a hop head
vvv more than just hoppy to see you...and that's not a bottle in his pocket :eek:

^^^ has a rocket in his pocket

<<< is all that you dream

vvv wants a fat man in the bathtub

^^^ Showers Outside

<<< is a fat man in a bathtub!

vvvvvCan't eat beans in the tub.

^^^^ another open player that should be playing am :D
<<<< another adv player that should be playing pro :cool:
VVVV wishes that they could play junior women :D

^^^^ expected ChrisHyzer to post here

<<<<<< Pro or AM who cares so long as I put MarkA in a skirt :D

vvvv Plays because they love the game - regardless of division

^ could beat Mark with a ROC and putter
< loves to hate this game
v will dispute my first statement.

^^^ Badly want's to put MarkA in a skirt

<<< does play for the LOVE of the GAME cause that is all i have ;)

vvv would love to play a GAME with MarkA in a SKIRT :o

^^^ wife looks like Mark A in a skirt :D
<<< wish I could get that image out of my head
VVV Dreams about mark A in a skirt :D

^^^ plays with toys in the bathtub

vvv sings in the shower

^^^ Sinks in the bathtub

VVV Discovered that the mind-picture of MarkA in a skirt is an effective method of weight loss due to drastic lack of appetite

^^^ Old enough to actually have seen Mark A hit a putt once ^^^
<<< Has no idea what Mark A looks like with or without a skirt
vvv Once bought chu cha from a hooker in Tijuana that looked like (was ? ) Mark A. in a skirt slit up to here vvv

^^^ doesn't know how lucky he is
<<< never dated a girl with longer hair than Mark_A's during his glam rocker days
vvv never dated a girl who owned a skirt

^^^ Dated only catholic school girls in uniform ^^^
<<< Theres nothing like a catholic girl at the CYO when they learn to ..... "FZ" from Joe's Garage
vvv Used to jam in Joe's Garage ... with a couple of quarts of beer vvv

^^^ wants a nasty lil' Jewish Princess (vapor-lock)
<<< Catholic school 2 blocks from my school...they came over in the 9th grade :o:eek: :o:D:p
vvv a Wasp throwin' WASP

^ wishes he gave a little :p in 9th grade
V gave a lot of :oin 9th grade

^^^ 9th grade was the 3 greatest years of his life ^^^
<<< Waited till High School for that
vvv thought GED stood for Good Even Drive until he got his vvv

^^ Knows G.E.D. stands for good enough diploma ^^
<< stole that from Chris Rock
vv Never credits a source vv

^^^ Doesn't have a source for credit ^^^
<<< credit had made my wallet sore
vvv Made an upshot with a loaned shark but paid dearly for it vvv

^^^^^^^ Is not credit worthy

<<<<<< Is not a credit source

vvvvv Is not a credible source

^^^ Is a credible sorceress ... so we have heard ^^^
<<< Has had tournament rounds that suggest I had a hex put on me
vvv Thinks strange ladies in a pond, distributing swords is no basis for a form of government vvv

^^^^^ Obviously proud of his righteously earned assclown award

vvvvvvv Thinks Lonzuray is a city in France.

^^^ Has been seen wearing lingerie in Lonzuray .. Ooh Laa Laa ^^^
vvv Makes a 90 foot putt today, in other news France surrenders vvv

^^^^ Wears Lingeree under his clothes in tournaments

<<< Hopes ^^^ is right, as we have a glow tournament tonight

vvvv helps ^^^ put the lingeree back on, after performing "favors"

^^^ Schmacks favors below the proper throwing height but only if I'm in a teddy ^^^
<<< You do NOT want to see me in a teddy
vvv Will not drive well due to throwing above the proper throwing height vvv

^ will not feel well due to drinking water from Lake Michigan

v is finally posting again after a busy 3 day weekend

^^^ missed playing stupid game while hanging out with assclown this weekend ^^^
<<< cooked 8 slabs of ribs and a chicken today for dinner
vvv bruised some ribs falling off the teepad trying to throw too hard vvv

^^^^ Is mistaking me, for a Twoputz move

<<< enojoyed a nice relaxing day

vvvvv Is in love with Assclown :eek:

^^^ "what an assclown, If I only had five min. with that clown's @$$",Schmacktastic
<<< Had one he!! of a time this weekend played golf with a world champion (disc golf you freaks)
VVV That's my man Schmacktastic you live assclown to me!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^
Needs some Mary Jane in his life.


Dreams about being a SuperFreak
VVVVVVV

^^^ can line dance gto ackie breaky heart

vvv ran away to join a circus

^ actually got that right, believe it or not

v is unlikely to pass any circus's entry requirements

^^^^Doesn't have the 5$ to get into the circus

VVVFeels at home at the circus.

^^^ Threw a circus shot at the last tournament and the 11 on the scorecard had 3 rings around it to prove it ^^^
<<< Where have all the circus freak shows gone ???
vvv sees a freak show every time they go out to throw some disc vvv

^^^ Ask Tod Browning
=== Looks in both directions; gives hand-sigials
VVV Super and Freaky, but nor superfreaky

^^^ Wants Rick James to " Give it to me baby" and in 714 he'll be waiting ^^^
<<< I do have incense, wine, and candles
vvv Like the Pistons he brings his hard hat and lunch pail to the course vvv

^^^ Is close - I bring my gas mask and my tolerance to the course

VVV Brings his/her B game to the course usually, leaving the A game for practice rounds...

^^^ Knew I would post again next ^^^
<<< Maybe my A- game for practice, haven't found my A game yet
vvv Has a putting % inside of 10 meters about the same as Shaq on free throws vvv

^^^^ Unfortunately is right, lately

< May miss his first putt, but 99.5% of the second are dropins.

vvvv is just a plain putz, 99.5% of the time....

^^^ has clearly mistaken me for someone else

vvv has a higher post count than me

^^^ Wears 21 pieces of flair on his collared disc golf shirt ^^^
<<< Still waiting for the Bobs to show up at my work
vvv Carries a Swingline Stapler in his golf bag for good luck(and to make Milton jealous) vvv

^^^ Plays BOB(back of box) frequently on the course /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<<< Um, excuse me. That's my stapler. Um.

vvv Works on putting at work :cool:

^^^ likes dressing up men in dresses

vvv needs to address his putting skills

^^^ thinks marka is a man

vvv tosses putters like salad

^^^ Longs to be as much of a man as Marka
<<< Hey, whatever works with the putter thing
vvv Thinks this stupid game thread is the most important thing on this board

^^^ wounders why pat alway post behind me on this thread

vvv hi pat :D

^ makes it hard to post before due to sheer volume of ^'s posts

v is betting marka will finish out of the money this weekend at waco

^^^ Wants to capitalize on Mark A's lack of game ^^^
<<< Never been to Waco but saw tanks there on TV once
vvv Game is like the Branch Davidian compound, starts to flourish then goes up in flames.. and finishes DOA or DFL vvvv

^^^ Must be Wac(k)o to think that I have ever finished DFL. Tanks a lot!

VVV Can really "Koresh" his drives!

^ is good at Putin

v uses a McCain he got with his Senior Citizens card at McDonalds.

^ has absolutely the most accurate name on the board

v has absolutely the least accurate putt in the game

^^^ Curse, curse!!
vvv Surf! Turf!

^^^ Is that you Carl ? Can I swim in your pool ? ^^^
<<< Wants to swim in Carl's pool
vvv Never saw Carl and wonders how it would be to live next door to him vvv

^ ^ ^ commence to jigglin'
= = = not suitable for human consumption
v v v freakin' awesome!!!

^ ^ ^ you got that right...
http://home.earthlink.net/~trisim/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mooninites.jpg We've evolved in ways you cannot comprehend, with even 100% of your brains...

I hope v v v can see this, because I'm doing it harder than I've ever done before.

^^^ posts just to see his avatar

vvv is prolly pat :D

^^^^ Will watch Lakers go down tonight from Long Beach ^^^^
<<< Will watch Lakers go down from Livonia
vvv Will watch Lakers go down from somewhere in Hollywood while in drag vvv

^^^ Forgot to notice that he was pointing to himself on that last post ^^^

VVV Hasn't been watching any of the NBA Finals VVV

^^^ knew I wasn't a BBall fan /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv his head has the same circumference as a basketball :D

^^^ She knows what intelligence requires in head circumference ^^^
<<< Hasn't heard from the usual suspects about the Lakers lack of game
vvv Is beginning to want to buy some of whatever Slo and Forgiven One are on ... Couldn't use it at a tourney though vvv

^^^ couldn't handle what i'am on,it would blow your mind and scramble your brains

vvv brains are already scrambled

^--- Laker Myopic :)

<--- Laker Faithful

v--- is secretly rooting for the Lakers

^^^must be out of his frickin mind^^^
I really don't care either way, just don't want to listen to El Chile

vvvtries to practice mind over matter but rarely suceedsvvv

^^^ tried to mindmeld with his cat

vvv has a cat named mel who doesn't mind

^^^does some of his best work on his knees.....praying that is^^^
doesn't care for cats
vvvprays to have just one good roundvvv

^^^ too busy praying for his own rounds

<<< need as much help as I can get

vvv prays only not to lose any plastic

^^^ Thought the Laker's would win ^^^
<<< Knew the Piston's would win
vvv Plans to win DGLO this weekend vvv

^^^ despite the Pistons superb victory, still mourning over the Red Wings

<<< secret Red Wings fan

vvv mourning over the hapless, washed-up, has-been Lakers

^^^ Thought Schweberger was going to post next :D.
Go Carolina Crew and Tear it Up at DGLO!

<<<< WAS REPLYING TO STINGRAY J BUT GOT BEAT BY LUMBURGH :mad:

vvv Wishes they could throw a shark as far as Schwebby :)

^^^ IS A GIRLIE :)

vvv IS A SANDLEMAN :)

^ is right even though he cant spell :D

v tells his wife "oh thats just some poison ivy i got into playin disc golf"

^^^ enjoys an occassional case of Itchiballitis
<<< grew up getting a yearly case of pus-covered, green-scabby poison ivy sores
vvv justifies drinking light beer by the case because it's low in calories

^^^ Does the obligatory Texas liquid lunch consisting of a repetition of 12 12oz curls ^^^
<<< Only light I drink is Beck's Light or St. Pauli Girl Light
vvv Counts carbs more than calories, and has found that straight up **** has fewer carbs than rock green light and tastes better too vvv

^^ is incorrect about **** tasting better than rock green light, and is just jealous of my manly figure
<< only uses **** in order to help callous fingers, adds more d (ala mr. alou) :D
vv is the best putter ever

^^^is o so wrong
<<< wishes he were the best putter ever
vvv will tell me i'm playing this stupid game wrong

^^ is playing the game fine and is a great putter im sure
<< is never wrong
vv enjoys watching men dance in womens clothing

^ also has money on girlie over la marka

v will never be required to call la marka "sir"

^^^ is a very intelligent human with a great pair of sandals ;)

<<< is going to win the bet and put marka in the skirt :D

vvv thinks marka should also wax his legs in addition to skirt wearing/dancing :p :cool:

^ has a special version of her avatar with a secret hidden frame

v would kill for a copy

^wont share his copy(keeping it for private moments)

<doesn't want to see any copy

v wants to wear a skirt and be in the video

^^^ Likes to stare at me in a skirt ^^^

<<< Misses Craigy and Sharon

vvv Wants Atwood's pink pair of goggles vvv

^^^Is still tossing salad as we type^^^^
vvvwants to see Atwood wear the pink googles when he puts on the skirtvvv

^ wants to look up Atwoods skirt

< misses my-hero family

v doesnt know what hes missing!

^ is missing his putt

v is missing Wimp keeping Kight in his place on the mess-board

^ is a wimp

< may learn to putt someday

v couldn't even fly a kite

^^^ Will have a new avatar and a new hat, very soon

<<< Will want pictures taken while ^^^ is wearing the hat

vvv Wishes their avatar AND their hat was a cool as <<<

^^^ wishes their GAME was as good as <<<'s !

vvv is gonna get a visit from the fuzz for simultaneously launching 1000 bottle rockets this weekend

^^^ lost his finger in a bottle rocket accident

<<< wishes he had game

vvv lost his mind

^^^ Lost his mime

<<< Mind not lost, just changed after lightning strike

VVV Lost in space

^ goes space truckin'

v is a highway star

^^^ is the eeg man ku ku ka chew

vvv is the pusher man

^^^ Is contractually forbidden from singing the correct lyrics to The Pusher, man.

<<< Has a wide variety of curse words in his vocabulary

vvv Plays with a putter that is cursed

^ has putting issues stemming from somewhere between the disc and his shoes

< and still beat Mark Vargas

v won't be a Team Rebelution member

^ wishes he could find his mark
<glad I'm not mark (Atwood)
v wishes he could get some wood!

^^^ Secretly can't wait to wear his new Dallas Cowboys apparel

<<< Has been wearing Cowboys stuff since age 3

vvv Doesn't tell anyone that they have a Michael Irvin jersey in the closet

^^^ already has his dress (skirt) in the closet

vvv likes to dress up before going to bed

^^^^Was referred to as "Master Bates" by his parents butler^^^

<<< Uses Michael Irvin jersey as a rag to clean his Jerry Rice jersey

vvvvvv Needs a bib for his penile discharge

^^^ wears that bib so his shirt doesn't get messy :o^^^
<<< Doesn't wear or own any baby clothes
vvv Eats in a high chair in messy diapers as part of his DPF Read More (http://www.dpf.com) lifestyle vvv

^^^ the rash he has is not from a diaper
<<< doesn't wear sports gear
vvv is Richard Gere's hampster connection

^^^^^ Followed Stingray J's link and immediately joined Diaper Pail Friends (http://www.dpf.com/)

<<<< Excellent potty trainer

vvvv Still not potty trained

^^^^excellent trainer

<<< Easily trained

VVVdoesn't do trains

^^^ wipes his acehole with hundred dollar bills

vvv washes his acehole in one of those french things

^^ much more idealistic then I

<< Realistic

w much more idealistic then I

^ wears heavier footwear than me

v has stronger foot odor than me

^^^ Feet smell like a fine aged french cheese ^^^
<<< Likes feta cheese even though it smells like gym socks
vvv when they see feta they think discharge

^^^ has too much to say

vvv wears his sandals to bed

^ washes my feet before bed

v has a prime number for a player rating

^^^ he wishes

<<< can't get passed my belly to wash my feet

vvv so does she

^^^^ Is for givin' 1 stroke penalty for flatulence on the course ^^^
<<< Eats beans in morning, bubble bath that evening
vvvv Sets up a 1 man zone on the tee pad with an SBD to work the next thrower vvvv

^^^ uses a tailwind to his advantage
<<< likes to drop a bomb in the elevator just before leaving
vvv shouldn't play with matches

^^^ Drinks Stroh Beer to get the Bohemian Farts ^^^
<<< Used to work for a Stroh Distributor
vvv Likes the Stroh 30 pk special that comes with a free 4 pk of Charmin vvv

^^^ use to gas up the beer truck
<<< born to drink beer: dad is half Belgian/mom is half Bohemian (Pilsen lineage)
vvv took Milwaukee's Best literally

^^^ Must be a Belhemegian Beer Hound ^^^
<<< Knows Milwaukee's Best is BETTER than Milwaukee's Private Reserve
vvv Starts putting nicen after Hefe Weizen vvv

^^^ does'nt know M.Best sux :o

<<< drink's Ale's,Porter's,Stout's :cool:but no hefe's :p

vvv should try some Full Sail when they get a chance :D

^^^ Should try some Young's Special London Ale from England
<<< Knows all to well Milwaukee's Best sux, just not as bad as Milwaukee's Special reserve
vvv Should try some Augustienerbrau anything from Munchen,
best beer hall at the Oktoberfest

^^^ had too many Eisbocks at the Ice Bowl (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/rate_results/72/1934/) ;) 12%
<<< didn't mind the American Augustiner (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/rate_results/410/3416/)
vvv thinks Bach looked like a goat :confused:

^^^ Thinks Bach is that guy who sang for Skid Row

<<< Use to kick the [*****] of the guy that now sings for Skid Row

vvv Putting and short game is a full time resident of skid row.

^^^ Obviously didn't realize who was going to post behind him because there was no skidding going on this weekend ^^^

<<< fed and changed Baby-H before winning a c-tier on Sunday

vvv Wants to know the texture of Baby-H's poo vvv

^^^ should have said - black tar instead of poo

<<<<< doesn't do diapers

vvv is next in line to challenge the girlie to a skirt match :D

^^^ :eek:

<<< :D:D

vvv next to shave marka's legs

^^^ knows what to say to make me loose my lunch

vvv want to play girlie

^ should fear Team Chaco!

v fears so many references to marka's legs and crossdressing tendencies

^^ is really interested in MarkA's toes in sandals
<< is worried about all of the interest in MarkA's bare legs
vv is wondering how MarkA would look with bear legs

^^^ Trouble must be Bruin to look at Mark A's bear legs
<<< Why all this interest in Mark A and his dressing/grooming habits ?? :confused:
vvv Threw a Grizzly putt and it hit the Polar and Slothed aBrowned the Blackset... er I mean basket

^^^ Knows how to stretch to make a point

<<< Knows how to stretch to make a putt

vvv Knows that this post was a stretch

^ But still won't make the putt

< Still can hit the hanging curve

> Just a bit outside...

v Must be in the front row

^^^ :D

<<< :mad:

vvv :confused:

^^^ dreams of cashing at worlds (it remains unfulfilled)

vvv dreams of rockin in the free world (and does!)

^^^^ For those about to rock, he salutes you
<<< Will keep rockin' in the free world
vvvv will read about good putting at World's but has never experienced it

^^^ has never been experienced
<<< well, I have
vvv remembers World B. Free

^^^ Putt's like Rick Barry shoot's free throw's

<<< Has a Buddy who's nick name is B. FREE

vvv Is at the WORLD'S like ME..... :( RIGHT HERE

^Likes Whips



< Likes Chains



Likes to be whipped and chained
VV

^^^ shaves with whipp cream

<<< got whipped in a chainsaw cutting match

vvv used to be on a chain gang and got whipped for trying to run away

^ has a Master

v has a Servant

^^ is my servant
<likes to be served
vv can't serve it up

^^^ Dishes it out but can't take it
<<< Ah the Whipmaster cartridge whatever does that do
vvv Has become comfortably numb vvv

^ got that wrong (unfortunately!)

v got a thong (unfortunately!)

^^^ Got That Right

<<< Close personal friend of Curtis Lowe

VVV Is a Simple Man

^^^ got that right

<<< is a close personal friend of minibigarm

vvv is a complex man

^^^ Is intuitive, but brags about the oddest things

<<< Is intuitive and brags about the smallest things

VVV Can't spell intuitive w/o spellcheck, which is nothing to brag about

^-- is also a friend of mine
<-- not always so friendly
v-- doesn't let friends throw Wham-O

^ doesnt let friends eat Spam - Oh!

v eats green eggs and ham

^^^ Eats one fish, two fish

<<< Prefers red fish, blue fish

VVV Hates them plain, and on a train

^--- tweedler
<-- beetle battler
v--- poodle noodler

^^^ should donate his hair to poor bald kids

<<< will be bald this time next year

vvv knows alex baldwin

^^^ Is wrong about me knowing Alex Baldwin

<<< Would like to know and fatten up Kim Basinger

VVV Wants to box Mickey Rourke

^^^ looks at himself in a circus mirror for the full fat effect :D

<<< if I won I'd make Mickey wear a skirt! ;)

vvv is smart enough to not make skirt bets with a girlie :D

^^^ You got that right! ^^^

<<< Laughed his asss off about fattening up Kim Basinger

vvv Finally realized that wine does go well with chicken vvv

^ wonders why tossed salad tastes like chicken

v was so repulsed by tossed salad that he choked his chicken

^^^ Blasted off the teepad, at least it sounded like a blast, he said he stepped on a duck
<<< Went glowing last night ... great fun as usual
vvv wants to glow but can't figure out how to do it

^^ you gotta quit playing by the Reactor :D

<< has been trying to play during the day is that wrong :eek:

vv has been stepping on ducks all night long

^ ^ ^ needs some lights for his discs

< < < never even saw those ducks

v v v might want to check his shorts

^^^ wants to check down my shorts

<<< has on clean shorts

Vvv wondering where this is going

^^^ vaginal/butt floss
<<< never played this
vvv has food in teeth

^^ is pretty funny

<< just flossed :D

vv is going to "TOSS"

^^^admitted salad tosser

<will never toss

vvvv wants to learn how

^^^ likes to toss salad's

<< always prefer's flossing to tossing

vv should talk to the "HEAD TOSSER" about learning :eek:

^^^ Skips flossing after tossing ^^^

<<< should've NEVER mentioned the words "Salad", and "Toss" in the same sentence on this board!

vvv borrowed some of SFS's floss after he tossed vvv



.......i think i'm gonna puke now

^^^ got tied up with sfs's tossed floss including enough left to act as a gag ^^^
<<< never tosses, never flosses
vvvv dea confiscated his stash and made a siezure salad with it vvvv

^^^ prolly oughta floss

<<< chit eatin' grin

vvv tosses conrad damon's salad

^ thread killer

< thread resurrector

v rebel insurector

^^^ lives in a galaxy far far away

<<< can't beleive ^^^ started this thread back up

vvv will disagree w/ me

^--- Will lose to me in MA1 at some point in '05

<--- Will move up to MA1 to beat ---^

v--- Wont' play MA1 even though his rating will let him

^--- can't beleive he gets paid for this---^

v--- not legal what he/she gets paid for---v

^^ Is mad cause he cant make a living the way i do
<< Missed this thread
VV Missed 10, 10 Footers in a Tourney

^^^ must have spotted my tourney resluts from Charleston. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<<< at least I had a good 4th round! :p

vvv knows that the Temp Course at Hampton Park is Da Bomb! :cool:

^---- Hard to make any putts in hats and glasses----^
<<---Looks very happy playing in the rain
v---Wishes their course was as good as the one in LIVE OAK

M does'nt look that happy to be in the rain
<<< Gotta learn how to do the up arrows
vv Wishes they lived in Austin

^ needs to try shift-6

v is really shifty

^^^ Wears Sealskins with his sandals
<<< Is dreaming of a cold beer & cigar with the Chiefs game 2night
VVV Goes commando at all tournaments

^ ^ Needs an Avatar
< < Thinks the title of this thread is dead on
v v Wishes they play DG like me

^^ Has Agent Smith Envy^^

< --- :D

vv-Avatar looks exactly them-vv

^^ is currently asking the CBDISCpimp for help with his drive/grip/game

<<< moving on up to propogator status with the next update /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv Is aspiring to become the Dr. Bob of Disc Golf.

^^^ Is Barry Schutlz's cousin's roomate's 3rd grade teachers's husband's caddy ^^^^

<-- Is glad he is on the clock for this $$$$

vvv Lives in a van down by the river vvv

^ ^ Still does not look happy in the rain
< < Does not have a problem with the van or the river
v v Wishes they could be my caddy :D

^^ should join the PDGA

vv should join the AA

^^^Should join the VA
vvvGot promoted by the D.A.

^^^Got screwed by the D.A.
vvvGot screwed in L.A.

^ watches it on DVD

v watches it on Betamax and 8-track

^^^ Has an 8 track collection including David Cassidy Greatest Hit (get it hit) ^^^
<<< Had Dark Side Of The Moon on 8 track, vinyl, cassette, and CD at one time or another
vvv Has been Mooned by Nascar fans at 8 different tracks vvv

^^ 8 tracks? Maybe 8 track marks ^^

<<--Is up early this morning.

vv-- Hey, look! A Disc Golfer with a job! That's rare.--vv

^^^ Has been working for The Man for too long.

<<< has a job other than caddie to BS's cousin's 3rd grade teacher's husband. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv Uses the tag line, "Somebody give me a job, please!" :D

^ needs support for her game so badly that she must beg for a male partner.

v begs for male partners, but for different reasons

^ ^ Has a male partner for intercourse
<< Likes male partners on the DG card for higher payout reasons
v v Needs some driving advice from CB_Disc_Pimp

^^ Is trying to KILL this thread :D

<<< Ha! Got all the driving advice she needs from Blake T (and all of his articles at His Disc Review Website (http://www.discgolfreview.com/) :cool:

vvv Frequently grip-locks on drives /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^ Invented the words: Griplock, Worm-burner, and Noodle-arm.^^^

<<<--Never met a disc he couldn't throw, except the FLASH.

vvv-- Throws their disc in the OB so often should be equipped with GPS or maybe even OnStar. --vv

^ ^ ^ Obviously has never thrown the Optimizer
<<< Coined the rule used in all unsanctioned Brakel Brothers' events, "Lost disc is penalty enough."
v v v Can now identify a disc suspended 100 feet up in the Sequoias, if it is his, and the TD forgot to say "Over 2 meters is a stroke penalty.

^ ^ ^ is correct about me identifing my disc anywhere in a tree if 2m is not OB
< < < hates the stupid new 2 meter rule
v v v also hates the dumb rule

^^^ Hates his putting game as well^^^

<<<-- Never really understood the metric system anyway.

vvv- Good expierence with the metric system, thanks to their triple beam balance. -vvv

^ uses the metric system because it allows him to say "yes, its length is 9"

v would walk a mile to meet 'er

^^ Thought an anhyzer was a budweiser
<< Wants a Budweiser
vv Is flying if I'm buying

^^^ Doesn't know TThaTT i'm noTT coming back wiTTh TThe beer

<<< Is already drinking

vvv NoTT geTTTTing any beer from me

^^^^ smokes too much weed


vvvv smokes fish

^ tastes like fish

v is gonna swim with the fish

^^^ Luca Bratzi is not my name.

vvv left the gun and took the canoli.