^^^^ probably has too, yet wont admit it...

<<<< Wont get within 25' of mark if he ever puts on a dress.

vvvv Secretly is a cross dresser, when nobody is listening.


Wondered who the hell Mike was talking to >>>>>>

^^^^^^^^^^is a post *****
<<<<<<<wants more posts to get a cooler name
vvvvvvvvvv Doesnt know y they post here

^^^ how would you know what a post ho is. You only got 128 posts!

<<< Posts so I can "feel the love"

vvv Don't ask him how he "feels the love" with his "post"

^^^ likes giving schmack smack

<<< message coming in for mike
>>> ask mike why he never calls me anymore

vvv likes this thread more then me

^^^ but he is trying :D

<<< /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :p

vvvv mike called he want's his GAME back

^^^ thinks he knows >>> enough to speak for Mike
<<< don't know the relation between Mike and >>> and why ^^^ cares
vvv thinks <<< am harsh for giving ^^^ crap about >>> &amp; Mike

^ Wants to be Vinnie Miller
< Beat Vinnie Miller
v Wishes they could beat Vinnie Miller

^^^ Ma'dam of all post whores
<<< gets around a lot
vvv easy, sleazy, and alittle wheezy

^^^^ Wanted to lose his virginity with Weezy Jefferson ^^^^
<<< Thinks ching magnet got him good on the pee wee post

vvvv Wanted to see Thomas Jefferson Mount a Cello vvvv

^^^^^^^^^^needs to putt with tanks
vvvvvvvvvvneeds to putt

^^^ :confused:
<<< :cool:
vvv :mad:

^^^^ Wants to take your picture for money ^^^^^^

vvvv Wants to drink a pitcher while at a baseball game looking at a picture of a pitcher vvvvv

^^^ want to take a picture of me drinking a pitcher,listening to a sells mans pitch

vvv catching a bag of peanuts while trying to catch the catcher catch

^^^ Watching a catcher read "Catcher in the Rye"

vvv Trying to figure out to have putts "Catcher in the Chains"

^^^^ His putts make a shortstop in the chains before blowing through ^^^^^

<<<< upshots are always in the ballpark

vvvv wishes he could make a basket .. catch vvvv

^ Wonders how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

< Knows ^ in Latin is: Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

v thinks I'm a geek for knowing Latin

^^^^ Thinks ??? ... Pretty much knows is a geek ^^^^
<<< Wants to know phylum and class a woodchuck belongs to

vvvv Has wood for a guy named Chuck vvvv

^ what can i say, also is sporting wood for chuck berry
v always sporting wood for kenny G

^^^^ Sports wood while tossing salad

<<<<<< Amatuer woodworker

vvvvv Likes to wax his own wood

^ keep practicing, you'll get it

< used to, but now my wife handles those chores

v waxes AND polishes

^ should know a wax without a good polish is a waste of wax
v going to play a tourny soon

^^^is alway's up for a quick waxxing

< is going to HOPE Cancer Tourney Today

vvv know's about the SECRET >> & Mike Club :p whatever

^^^doesnt know there is a lot of secrets

Doesn't somebody that made this stupidly huge awsome thread deserve more than 1 star?

vvv has sypathy for my one star(even after my evil april fools joke)

:oDOH :D

^^ gave him 5 star's what about me /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

< secret's what secret'Z ;)

v Had an ACE like ME today :D

^^^^ Posted twice so does that mean 2 aces yesterday ?? or just diminished posting skills ^^^^

vvvv So worried about their Star Rating they didn't even make it out to throw some disc yesterday vvvv

^^^ Wishes it were warmer
<<<suspects the weather forecasters are smoking something
vvv probably posted in this thread 15 times

^^^^^Loves Orcs as much as humanly possible

<<<< Also loves Orcs

vvvv Too stubborn to try the Orc

^^^Also loves Mork
<<< Had a thing for Mindy
>>> is tight with Orson
vvv has been to the planet Orc

^^^ Thinks Ching made the Magnet
<<< Thinks god made the Orc
VVV Doesn't think.

^^^^ Thinks Mayberry was just the next town over where that crazy deputy Barney ruled with an iron fist ^^^

<<< was warm enough(52) yesterday for 2 rounds at Kimball Pines

vvv Wishes they were as skilled at putting as Barney was at being a deputy vvvv

^^^^^must know me
vvvvvunfortunatly does

^^^^^^has a new PM

vvvvvvv doesnt really care

^ cares way to ficking much
v lives his life vicaresly through my disc golf tales

^^^^ Wants to do so especially after you win the World's in Iowa ^^^
<<< Doubts will get to do so in reality (Is Sure, actually)
vvvv Really thinks they have a great chance at winning the World's in Iowa vvvv

^^^ Is Mistaken that i will be using my Invite

<<<< Plans on 2005 AM Worlds in AZ

vvvv Wishes they had awarded it to Pennsylvania

^^^^^^^ Will never leave the State of Texas

<<<<< Will be at 2004 Worlds

vvvvvvv Plays the red tees every chance they get.

^^^^^^^ Plays the red tee's with me

<<<< shoots over par on the red tee's

vvvvvv has never played the red tee's

^ wears red t's
v wears red collared shirts at NT and M events

^^^^ Is actually right about red collared shirt.

<<<<<< plays blue tees because they are longer than red tees at my home course.

vvvvv wishes they lived near a course with more than one set of tees.

^---- Thinks 7 miles isn't very close

v---- Owns "8 Mile" on DVD

^ Is Correct

v doesnt know what 8 mile is

^ chooses eminem
= chews m&m's
V eschews eminem

^ knows that ren is better than stimpy
< doesnt know what enchews means
v is going to fall down driving

^^^^^^ Must have expected TWOPUTZ to be posting in this slot

<<<< Wishes he had seen it

vvvvvvvv was laughing uncontrollably as TWOPUTZ rolled off the teebox..

I must take a moment to say..........LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Now, back to the Stupid Game. :D

^^^^F.O

<<<Hey, schmack this!

vvvvvagain, Kid you can F.O. U-2 SchmuckDaddy.

^^^^^^^^ loved it

<<<<<<<<Missed it

vvvvvvvvvv Wishes he handt missed it

^ has some karma comming to him (ie hes going to fall flat on his face)
V is going to fall flat on his ***

<<<< fell on face at Victoria

VVVV fell in love with Marka

^^^^ refuses to leave chat room

<<<< thinks chat room is fun

vvvvvv doesn't know how chat room works

(Psst..click on words "Chat Room" at top of page!)

^^^^pssst. at chat room
<<< ****** at chat room [won't work]
VVV passed at chat room

Firewall maybe?

^^^ slowed the game
<<< slo's the game
VVV game for slo

^^^needs 2 speed up
vvvneeds 2 slow down

^^^^ Needs 2 putts 2 often ^^^^^

vvvv gets more throws per dollar at most tournaments than any others in attendance vvvv

^^^^ only talking about last year
vvvv thinks more throws per dollar is a good thing :confused:

^ master of hitting water hazards
V master of aceing the wrong baskets

^ Master of baseing the wrong asskiss
< doesn't know what that means
v doesn't reap what he sow's

^^^doesn't rip when he throws
vvv sews what he rips

^^^ has a rip in his pants ^^^
vvv has Rip Taylor's pants vvv

^^^^^ just ripped one

>>>> propper disc term is "tailwind" <<<<<

vvvv this poor guy is downwind

^ Want's to get in Liz Taylor's pants

v When he get's to the 18th hole, he takes of his hat and pants.

^^^ glad he ate her
<<< Liv Tyler? yes
vvv pants when he gets to the 18th

^ Prefers helping out to actually playing
< Prefers playing, but knows everyone else would just screw it up, so helps out too.
v Doesn't help at all, just whines on the message board.

^ takes a whiner to know a whiner

v takes a wino to know a wino

^^^ thinks wino is one of the Judds ^^^
<<< likes Ashley Judd
vvv likes Judge Reinhold vvv

^^^ needs to shave his "guido" mustache ^^^
vvv likes pistachios vvv

/\/\/\is allerguc to pistachios
<<<likes peanut butter
\/\/\/is listening to Johnny Cash- everywhere i've been

^^^^^ Listening to Captain & Tennille

<<<<< Is a girl named Su - zette

vvvvvv Knows all the words to "Muscrat Love" and not afraid to admit it!

^---- got that right!

<--- maybe a little afraid to admit it

v---- has a Captain outfit and is not afraid to wear it

^^ Has Captian Kirk outfit ^^

<< seen every Star Trek series/episode

vv Waiting for Scotty to "Beam me up " vv

^^^ Waiting for Scotch or Jim Beame

<<< Still thinks Yeoman Rand was IT

vvv Hey! Get your Vulcan hands off me!

^ is part of the Borg collective

v would kill for Counselor Troi

^ Must have thought that Counselor Troi wore sandals

v Be careful! Sand'll get it your eyes if you're not alert!

^^ wonders is his 30th HS reunion was before I was born

<< is a super sexy crusher

vv wishes they had game like MTL

^^^^ Crushes his drives while wearing Garrison's Mr. Hat on his driving hand ^^^^

vvvv was abducted and "probed" by a space alien during a round of DG last year :ovvvv

^^^^ Was the Alien who "Probed" me

<<<< Likes 7of 9 :D :D :p :D

VVVV Wan't to be probed like Cartman

^^^^ wants to try Vulcan "mind meld" with Nicki

<<<< Liked Captain Janeway

vvvv is the offspring of an interspecies relationship

^^^ Needs to get her Vulcan mind out of the gutter
<<< Makes obscure Mojo Nixon refrences
vvv Impregnated Debby Gibson with a two headed love child

^^^^ was watching me from his bed in the lake when it happened on the beach ^^^^^
<<< Thought Debbie and I were alone
vvvv Used to go on tour to see Tiffany concerts at malls around the country ... Kinda like a DeadHead Tiffany style vvvv

^---- tie-dye and Tiffany do NOT go well together

<---- never owned a VW bus

v---- was busted tie-dying their thong at Tiffany's

^^^^ Had breakfast at Tiffany's thong ^^^^
<<< when actually saw a thong felt it was a crack up
vvv Wants to install a disc golf course at Neverland Ranch to help teach young boys how to handle a disc vvv

^^ wants to start young boys out right
vv will write down a double digit score today.

^^^^ has pending litigation with mr. jackson? :eek:

<<< did score double digits last round, heh.

vvvv secretly enjoys suggestive ascii pictures

3/10

^^ needs to get a life
<< no time for life
vv will never have a life

^ Has some idea of what a life I've had
< Can't remember much of the life I've had
v Won't ever have 1/2 the life I've had

^^^ will never have 1/2 the hair he use to have
<<< 1/2 &amp; 1/2 , no sugar
vvv will never have 1/2 as many posts as ^^^

^^^ Has hit twice as many posts when driving a car as I have ^^^
vvv Has hit twice as many trees while driving a disc as I have vvv

^^^ must have hit around 6 million trees ^^^
<<< thought the 6 Million Dollar Man was the coolest show ever
vvv thinks 6 million Chinese can't be all wrong vvv

^^^ lip syncs Wang Chung
<<< likes Connie Chung
vvv throws Ching

^^^ Went on Maury Povich show to confess his love affair with ching, not Maury's wife Chung ^^^

<<< Never went on any circus of freaks show like that

vvvv Was on Jerry Springer show talking about how his family tree has no branches... everything stays in the family vvvv

^^^^^ Likes to hear name called out...Jer-ry!Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

<<<<<< Favorite Stooge is Larry.

vvvvvv Wants to throw Beasts as far as Barry...

^^^^Plays with old men.

<<<< Likes older women

vvvvvv Is a woman

^^^^ Must have been fantasizing about me, wishing I were female.

vvvvvvv wants to see twoputz in a dress

^^^ If he saw two putz in a dress he would hit it ^^^
<<< Hits it on 1 putt
vvv Favorite classic roc disc is really a wasp :ovvv

^^ 1 putt's with a wasp^^^

<<< Fav. Classic Roc is C.E.

vvvv will say ROC'S RULE :D

^^^ roc'z the Casbah ^^^
<<< Knows Roc's do NOT rule
vvv Favorite song is "Long Live Roc's" by the Who

^ listens to mmm bop to set the mood for a tournie
< is young enough to wonder who the who are
V is going to try and putt with his pdga approved hat for better results

^^ "Who" are they talking about :)
<< Throwing a hat will omly improve my 5 ft range :D
vv Tosses........ Hats

^^^ Wants to hit a hat trick of putts on every hole ^^^
<<< saw men without hats on the disc golf course
vvv saw men without hats in concert singing "the safety dance" vvv

^^^ thought Cat In The Hat was a good movie
<<< hates hats
vvv putts like he's tossing a hat (obvious setup :o)

^^ putts like hes tossing my salad
vv drives like hes tossing my salad

^ like doubles format when tossing his salad

v DIY all the way

^^^^ Watches Blue's Clues for news on how to choose shoes ^^^^
<< DIY is a great Peter Gabriel song
vvv Watches NYPD Blue while roughing up the suspect vvv

^^^^ Has been handcuffed by the boys in blue.

<<<< Would rather watch The Shield than NYPD Blue anyday.

vvvv Likes the Blues Brothers because he is on a "Mission from Gad"

^^^ often whacks trees
<<< liked the chase scene on Lower Wacker (http://blues.squidly.org/images/pileup.jpeg)
vvv is whacked

^^^^ knick knack
<< paddy whack
vvvvv gave the dog a bone

^^^^^^ Fromer Iowa Boy.

<<<<<< Learned to disc golf in Iowa.

vvvvv Doesn't understand why Iowa is such a great place.

^^^ Doesn't understand what "Roughing up the suspect" means ^^^
<<< Has been to Iowa ... Flat & corn fields ... And World's

vvv Is going to World's NOT to play but just to see Iowa vvv

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/5302/mulletman.jpg

<<<<< GYoZA

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/5302/geek.jpg :) :) :)

^^^ out of ideas; digging in his family album
<<< look better since I got my perm
vvv use to wear a perm like Sly from the family Stone

^ thinks mullets are sexy
v thinks that mullets on donkeys are sexy

^^^ Must be an Iowa thing to give your donkey 80's hairstyles :confused: ^^^
<< No donkeys around here ... well maybe some of their namesakes though :D
vvv Once rode a donkey from the bottom of the Grand Canyon all the way to the top of the Snow Bowl course in Flagstaff :eek: vvv

^^^^^^^Must think Im from Arizona

< has visited Arizona, and will again for 2005 Am Worlds

vvvvv got jealous someone was riding THIER donkey

^^^ was jealous when someone salad tossed his [*****], I mean donkey

vvv after throwing his Eagle, saw a girl driving a flatbed Ford in Winslow, Arizona slow down to check him out

^ would rather have two that want to stone him than four that want to own him

v has none that are a friend of him

^ Is my Redneck Friend
< Is Late for the Sky
v Has no idea what I just said

^^^ didn't know i was back

vvv is a red neck like me

^^^ Kicked ol' "Green Teeth" right in the knee!

vvv Went to LA via Omaha!

^^^ Eventually, went down to Georgia.
<< If ever drove to LA, probably would do it via Omaha
vvv Can't think of any other Charlie Daniels references

^ Is wrong because the south's gonna do it again
< Has always been a long haired country boy
v Thinks Charlie Daniels is that whiskey guy

^ People say he's no good, crazy as a loon
< He gets drunk in the morning, gets stoned in the afternoon
v Kinda like my old blue tick hound likes to lay around in the shade

^^^ drinks boons farm

<<< drinks wine from napa

vvv never turns down a drink

^^^ doesnt know me very well :D

<<< does drink BEER from MT.HOOD :D:cool:;)

vvv does not indulge in alcohol at all :D

^---- how'd he know? :)

<---- has more fun without it than ever had with it

v---- would shoot better scores without it

^^ prolly right

<<< who needs water? (http://12.216.156.210/texas2004/DSC00112.JPG)

vvv could use a cold one

^^^ Doesn't know that I don't drink

<<< Won a margarita machine in disc golf tournament raffle

vvv Wishes he could buy my margarita machine :D

^^ probably hit a tree and got a good roll to get a CTP
<< can't do crap w/ the margarita machine, I'm 20
vvv had sex w/ Charlie Muprhey

^^ got his salad tossed by Charlie Brown
<< Enjoys Charlie Brown Cartoons
vv Likes the Brown

^ buys his tighty whities prebrowned to save time
V drinks grog when he finishes a round

^^^ hasn't heard of toilet paper

vvv threw toilet paper on my house last night

^ was REALLY sorry it was USED toilet paper

v is the one who prepared the above mentioned paper

^^^ has a very delicate touch / also putts like crap
<<< will never eat bean burritos again
vvv was responsible for setting it on fire

^^^^ Must have gotten pictures of the arsonist, and thought it looked like his imagination of me.

<<< Was a pyro as a kid

vvvv got excited about the Porno for Pyros album.

^^^ was on a walk about

vvv has nothing but nice things to say about me

^^^
<<< still thinking
vvv is lying to you

^^^ is holding back

<<< has a list of nice thing to say about me for sell on ebay

vvv is making a bid right now

^ set the reserve too high

v needs to remember that if he cant get it up he cant get it in

^ should know that i never have trouble getting it up
< has trouble getting it in
V cant get it up

^^^ Is correct, when referring to the sight of naked men

<<< Is glad he isnt aroused by such sights

vvvvv gets aroused looking at My_Hero's avatar

^ should know that my_hero's avatar is really a video of my_hero's wife when she was 8 months pregnant

v wishes it really was my_hero after all

^^^takes belly dance classes at night

<<< can't see my feet because of my belly

vvv has a nice belly

^---- was kind enough to notice

v---- needs more belly!

^^^^ enjoys being argumentative /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<<<< working on the belly, I do love to eat :D

vvv is about to start a revolution, or buy one :cool:

^^ is far too kind, but thanks anyway

<< needs LESS belly

vv rocks on their belly while doing pushups

^^^ quite dreaming :eek:

<<< i've seen that belly :(

vvv has a jelly belly :D

^^^ Did NOT mention Salad Tossing ^^^^

<<< loved my wife even when she looked like my avatar 8 months into pregnancy

vvvv Should run a tourney known as "The Salad Tossing Soiree" vvvv

^^^^ Log on messenger

vvvvv Can staff at the Salad Tossing tournament

^^ needs more fiber in his tossed salad

<< wonders what the stamp would look like for the Salad Tosser Open tourney

vv won't eat tossed salad without blue cheese dressing

^^^ Is correct, but the salad must be a true vegtable, not animal....

vvvvv prefers the animal one.....

^^^^ some how really believes that the ASSTROS will win this year.

<------ worn thin on salad jokes

vvv Will mostlike make another salad joke

^ needs to remember that salad tossing is NOT a joke

v has an eight piece salad tossing utensil set

^ Is thinking this whole Salad Tossing thing is getting way out of hand

v Is trying to not use the word Salad in their post

^^^ thinks salad tossing is a food fight

<<< never plays with my food

vvv would rather have jelly on his toast

^^^ is right about the jelly on the Toast

vvv is gettin hungry with all this talk about food

^--- won't take my offer of haba�ero jelly

v--- uses haba�ero eye-drops

^^^ doesn't know what getting his salad tossed means
^^^ doesn't know what getting jelly on his toast means

<<< is trying to forget what it means

vvv might really be getting hungry

^^^ Should've told me they were Not eye drops

< eyes are friggin burnin

vvv Thinks that habanero is a cigar

^^ Put Habaneros on his tossed salad
<< Once ate an entire habanero..followed by about 2 litres of milk
vv Got milk?

^^^ Is gonna be hurting next trip to the bathroom, and milk aint gonna help :D

vvv used to sell habaneros at a roadside veggie stand

^^^ is mistaken, I never trafficked in illegals

vvv is not mistaken to think that I have seen illegals in traffic, though

^^^ Forgot to use "salad" or "tossed" in his post :mad:^^^

<<< Doesn't know what it means :confused:
<<< (Has fingers crossed behind his back :D)

vvv Wants a Tossed Salad! :ovvv

^^^would like a little crushed pepper on with his "tossed salad"

vvv got hit with a disc and crushed his pepper

^^ Suffers from a range of rectal problems. :(

<< likes the habaneros pepper sauce at Chevy's, takes straight from bottle.

vvv Has erotic dreams about ^^^ and the Quizno's pepper bar. :o

^^^ spends waaay too much time at Chevys^^^^

<<<< had an embarrassing moment at Chevys

vvvv probably doesn't have a Chevys in his/her area

^---- we got Chevys

<---- grows his own habbies
<---- named his homemade chili "Exit Wound"

v---- would be crying "come on Ice Cream!" if he ate any Exit Wound

^^^must own Up In Smoke on DVD :D

< can I get that with a side of cornbread

vvv won a chili cookoff somewhere

^^^ won't eat chili without corn bread

<< 2nd place with a habby/mango salsa in fresno 10 years ago

vvv own's Nice Dreams on dvd /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ;)

^^^ has good taste in beers

< knew it was one of those Cheech and Chong movies

vvv Is dave there??

^ Was guy yelling "shoot the moon!"
= Dave's not here
V Wishes he could ride with Sgt. Stidenko in front seat

^^^ thinks Stacy Keach is a woman's name
vvv actually used the paper in Big Bambu

^^^^ thinks a hookah is a woman of ill repute ^^^^
<<<< thought the paper was not as absorbent as Charmin
vvv squeezes more than the Charmin when no one's looking vvv

^^^was right, and it took a QP....

<<< helped smoke it for abut a month....

vvvvv wishes he had helped

^^^ one hit wonder
<<< bogart
vvv has a framed collection of other people's lighters

^^^how did ya know
ww i'll get his next

^^^ have you seen my lighter ?

<<< oh i don't smoke anymore i forgot,must be that short
term memory loss thing

vvv have you seen my lighter

^^^ its in my pocket

vvv plays with matches

^^runs with scissors

<HEH HEH HEH FIRE! FIRE! HEH HEH

<will probably regret this next one

v eats paste

^^^ rides boggy boards in the storm drain

vvv plays ball golf in lighting storms

^^^ honorary member of the William Hung fanclub

<< Listens to Bob Marley

vvv Actually believes Ryan Seacrest is straight

^^^ watches a SAD tv show

<< could not care any less about R.Seacrest/likes B. MARLEY

vvv enjoy's a GOOD beer/ /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :p ;)

^^^ don't be dissing american idol

<<< whatches every week

vvv votes for his favorite idol each week

^ is glad Ryan Seacrest is not straight
< wishes Jodie Foster was straight
v is from oklahoma, where "straight" also has an inter-species factor

^^^ wife/girlfriend not an American Idol fan

<< could also care less, but still thinks he's ***

vvv often uses the phrase"Seacrest Out"

^^^ watches south park

<< buys all the season's as they come out on dvd

vvv watches cheata girls

^^^^Dead Wrong

<<<< Never heard of the girls mentioned

vvvv is a hardcore fan of said girls....

^^^ would you be referring to girls in general , if so, the answer is yes I'm a fan

vvv owns a Spice girls CD

^^^ is wrong, CDs don't pay enough interest these days to buy, no matter who is selling them

vvv bends it like Beckham

^^^^^^ Wants to do a soccer mom

<<<< Not into soccer but knows who The Cheetah Girls are.

vvvvvv Is a soccer hooligan

^--- doesn't know me yet, but will! :)

<--- only likes video soccer. Or the old indoor leaugues. OKAY OKAY! I SOMETIMES WATCH SOCCER ON THE SPANISH CHANNELS!!!

v---- should sock me

^^^ hates people practicing soccer where he practices disc golf
vvv watches The Practice because he wants to sack up with Camryn Manheim.

^^ would need lots of practice and a very big sack.

<< should have practiced more before World Am Doubles.

vv Doubled up to take on Camryn Manheim.

^^ wants to toss her salad :D

vv throws like a girl

^---- gets out distanced by FW2s

<---- Would get crushed by Juliana at LaMa, but can hang with Tita

v---- thinks Tita would beat <---

^^^^^^ Pretty sure Tita can beat you.

<<<<< Tita already beats me.

vvvvvv Doesn't like to get beat by women....
on the course.

^^^ can also be beat by tito puente ^^^
<<< prefers to be beaten in the privacy of his own dungeon
vvv favorite Michael Jackson song is 'Beat It'

^^^ sadly, it is one of his songs, that I sorta like....

<<< Doesnt REALLY like an JACKO music, but annot deny his talent.

vvvv wishes they were younger, to go spend the week with Michael at the neverland sex rooms.

:o

^^^ drinks too much Jesus Juice
<<< wants to play Gotch Yer Nose with Jacko
vvv Jocko Homo is their favorite DEVO song

^^^^^ Woudl have a hard time, not ripping the playdoh off jackops nose

<<<<< "Whip it" is only known DEVO song

vvvvv Had much jesus juice when they were being fondled at neverland.

^^^ puts Miracle Whip on his salad
<<< never ever been to neverland
vvv knows who sang Never Say Never

^^^ can't sing

<<< really can't sing

vvv breaks glass when he sings

^^^^ I nearly correct, as when younger I could ALMOSt hit High C, and nowadays can nearly hit LOW C, which will also shatter glass......

<<<<< Was the BAD BOY of Choir all through school

vvvv Shatter mirrors when looking into them

^^^ drinks high C

<<< CHOC.MILK

vvv pefers Tang

^^^^ GOT MILK

<< Prefer's POON TANG :D :D

vvv can sing wang dang sweet poon tang :p :p

^ prefers hot tang

< can lip sync wang dang sweet poon tang

v on full moon grows fangs

^^^ Owwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

< Has sharp teeth mostly every day

vvvv Has Twoputts teeth marks on their genitalia....

:o:o:o:o:D:D:D:D

^^^ must be thinking about himself

<<< keep teeth in a cup at night

vvv drinks warm milk before going to bed

^---- goes to bed earlier than me

v---- wakes up with worse "bed head" than me

^^^ Not going to Eldo

<< probably shouldn't go to Eldo

vvv wants to go to Eldo

Dang Rhett, jumped in there too soon

^^^ Will be penalized for a improper post

vvvv Shoudl spank ^^^ at eldo

^^^ Just flat out likes to get spanked :o

< spendin time praying to the Disc Golf Gods

vvv wants to get spanked by ^^

^^^ is a naughty boy
<<< hope they use an oar
<<< thank you sir, may I have another?
vvv has been up the creek without a paddle

^ brought the paddle
< used the paddle
v is still sore

^^ is correct about the "creek" statement
<< wonders why ^^ was smiling so big when he said "naughty boy"
vv is about to open a beer and say "hey, it's 5:00 somewhere!"

^^^ needs a good paddle
<<< already used that excuse this morning
vvv use to get seasick watching the Love Boat

^^^ wishes he could have one of my beers

<< Toasts his beer to Bam Bam

vvvv Lives where they ony have weak arsed beer.

^---- toasted beer sounds weird

<---- only toasts with Martinellis anymore

v---- likes vodka martinis

^^^ basball team sucks...football team sucks ..basketball team ok i'll give you that one

<<< doesn't drink beer

vvv eats toast

^^ Eats Pineapple :confused:

<< Eats something that starts with a P

<< Sucks Something that Starts with a P

**** IT

^^^ Needs to pay more attention to where his ^s go ^^^
<<< Thinks it's a Freudian Slip
vvv Gets his slips from Fredericks of Hollywood vvv

^---- dresses like Frankie Goes to Hollywood

<---- slips, dresses...what's the diff?

v---- competes in Dresssage

^^ is jealous of my riding boots
<< thinks his horse is dyslexic
vv has tried cutting, but kept getting faked out by the calf

^---- needs to know that the horse drives, and the rider hangs on

<---- goes to rodeos

v---- only rodeo they go to is Rodeo Drive

^^^ thinks i'am dyslexic

<<< not dyslexic just can't spell

vvv would agree

^^^ is trying to find Rhett on the radio
<<< needs more airtime on < drives
vvv lets others drive v

^^^ has a bumper sticker on his car that says "I brake for Unicorns"

vvv probably will use the word Salad in their post

^^^ lost his paddle while on a river getting tossed
<<< tossed and turned last night
vvv knew someone named Sal when he was a lad

^^^ had a restless nights sleep

<< Salvatore boy ardee AKA "CHEF"

vvv likes to have pasta with their SALAD ;)

^^^ The nickname chef come from all the Salad Tossing?

vvv knows a guy with a wooden leg name Smith

^ knows three men in a tub

v waved a horse, rode a cowboy

^^^^^^ Been there

<<<<< Done that

vvvvv Got a T-shirt to prove it

^^^ had fun doing that

I'm with stupid>>>>>

vvv should not wear half shirts :D

^^^ has a plumbers crack

vvv trying to kick their Crack habbit

^^^ trying to CRACK a Hobbit

<<< always happy to crack a BOOK

vvv Booked a date with a Salad Tossing Cave Troll :p

^^ likes male crack

<< would rather crack open a beer

vv gets cracked on by other golfers for cheering his 100 ft. drive

^^ Never shuts up, ever.

<< Is TRIM for life

vv has justed missed their chance to bust up MTL

^^^ He is CORRECT :eek:

<<< only ;)FEMALE /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gifcrack's thank you very much /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


vvv Is a CRACK PUTTER

^crack smoker
vpole smoker

^^^^^ Chain smoker

<<<<<< Tobacco Free

vvvvv Will smoke anything

^^^ puts out her butt when she putts
<<< smokes cheese
VVV is a disc golf creme puff

^^^^ Thinks smoked cheese sounds sorta Gouda ^^^^
<<< Prefers Vermont White Cheddar
vvvv Only eats Fromunda Cheese .... You know Fromundatheballs vvvv

^^^^^^ Prefers Fromunda Cheese when he's tossing salad :eek:

<<<<< Thinks Jerry^^^^ is hilarious! :D

vvvvvv Is always cutting stinky cheese. :p

^^^ eats CheeseWhiz straight out of the can because it's good practice :eek:
<<< eats rind washed beer kase topped w/ limburger
vvv likes to drink a case of beer and show how limber they are

^^^^ Thinks Provolone is a mortgage bank in Utah ^^^^
<<< Drank some beer to limber my lumbar
vvvv Misses a putt then prays to sweet cheeses they don't do it again vvvv

^^^ had an embarrassing incident with string cheese
<<< hated Bill Laimbeer
vvv not embarrassed when drinking lame beer

^^^ Will take pictures of the String Cheese Incident at Lollapalooza 2004 while drinking Old Milwaukee's Best Blue Ribbon Natural Ice Light Rock Green Ultra^^^
<<< Liked Laimbeer, you would have too if you had him on your team (also he is a great WNBA Coach)
vvv Thinks of Swiss when they pray to holy cheeses they won't miss that putt again vvv

^^^ liked the Pistons
<<< wish they got p*ssed on
vvv man with a small rod

^^^^ Takes pictures for Michael Jackson of "Small Rods"
<<< Also has small reel, as I prefer Ultra Lite fishing gear
vvv has game that doesn't hit on all cylinders, especially the cylinder the disc is supposed to drop in vvvv