^^^ blames fishy smell on trouser trout
<<< likes Rod from Small Faces
<<< met Michael Jackson (http://www.beerhunter.com/) , had him autograph one of his books for <<<
vvv thinks Small Faces are little yellow things on message board

^^^^ Doesn't know Rod wasn't in the Small Faces, but was in the Faces with Ron Wood and the rest of the members of the Small Faces after Steve Marriott split the Small Faces to form Humble Pie with Peter Frampton ^^^^

<<< Knows Small Faces Keyboardist Ian McLagan toured with the Rolling Stones in 1978 after Some Girls came out

vvv Wants to see a Disc Golf course go in at Itchycoo Park vvv

^^^ needs to tell me who is the dude on the far left (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002KB5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) :o
<<< saving face :cool:
vvv gets faced on small beer

^^^ Smacked CM in the FACE :eek:

<<< want's to see disc golf in every park :D :cool:

vvv has parked a disc & hit his head/face going to pick it up

^^^ spoke too soon;too busy planning trip to Pickle Park
<<< :D
vvv likes dill sourdough croutons in his salad

^^ Likes his salad tossed :D

<< It's all about the ceaser salad

vv has a think for julius ceaser

^^^ Believed ChingMagnet when he showed picture of Ron Wood and implied it was Rod Stewart ^^^
<<< Knows when Rod joined they dropped Small from name(has done internet research to verify)
vvv Likes pictures of Ron sporting morning Wood with his Rod vvv

^^^ both need to read this link (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?PID=1099014&amp;frm=sh_google) and then tell me who's reading the book
<<< ooo :D la :Dla :D
vvv chucks his discs in the woods

^^^ Knows we are both right ... there ain't no good guy..there ain't no bad guy .. there's only you and I and we just disagree ... as Dave Mason of Traffic put it. ^^^^
<<< Refuses to Face the Music as E.L.O. put it
vvvv Know's the least heard musical phrase is " That's the Banjo player's Mercedes vvvv

^ got that right! :D

v has fond memories of Duelin' Banjos

^^^ phrase confuses < less than "we are both right"; needs more proof (http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDMISS70311220708421093&sql=A82d7gjqrj6iv)
<<< still impress by ^'s music acumen
vvv thinks acumen is a group of chinese guys with long needles

^^^ Believes Sandalman when he sings "All we are saying is give feets a chance ^^^
<<< Thinks John Lennon was revolutionary
vvv Wants to buy some discs produced by the Z-Plastic Ono Band (probably a Buzzz) vvv

^ knows that ching should know banjo players cant afford mercedes

< actually saw a disc golf player with a porsche

v is prolly gonna say "but the dixie chix banjo chick can afford one"

^^^ been to Peking
<<< not into pickin'
vvv got caught peeking

^^^ Tried to sneak a peek each week at the unique meek Greek freak by the creek who was taking a leak ^^^
<<< I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slited sheet I sit (now say that fast)
vvv Has a rating like a Porsche driving disc golfer 944 vvv

^ just limited potential posters to people outside his state
< doesnt, but used to be rated 924 which is still a porsche, so posted anyways
v is gonna change the subject

^^^ Probably thinks the Stars are a good hockey team
<<< Knows the Red Wings are a Great Hockey team
vvv Has been to Red Wing, MN wearing Red Wing shoes vvv

^^^ doesn't know what the puck he's talkin' 'bout /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<<< owns a vintage Schlitz beer stien made by Red Wing
vvv drinks ice beer when eating hot wings

^^^ Now he really has < pegged ... Molson Ice

<<< Watching Stars decline so fast they will have to move soon

vvv Drank beer from a stein in a vintage Red Wing Jersey with the disc golfer that made Milwaukee famous, Barry Schlitz vvv

^ gets a star for knowing how to spell stein
< likes the Mavs, and lived on Old Milwaukee back in the day
v drinks wine

^^^ whining about my spelling
<<< :o
vvv thinks SpelCheck is a Red Wing

^^^ Was put under a Gypsy's Spell when in the Czech Republic watching Red Wings .. Hasek,Lang, & Fischer ^^^^
<<< Drank Pilsner Urquell from the Czech Republic
vvv Wrote a check to the Repulican party to support Texican Bush with his decision to rebuild Iraq to include Disc Golf courses with the Hanging Baskets of Babylon vvv

^^^ tried to deposit a check in the sperm bank &amp; got PENALized for making an early withdraw
<<< thinks Bush is a basket case
vvv brought Busch to a party and was nearly hanged

^^^ Stayed up late studying for his Urine Test but still failed ^^^
<<< Looked for bush at a party because he was hung
vvv Thinks college entrance exams are like disc golf and goes for low scores and is happy with their sub par performance vvv

^^ Just Jealous cause he has never had a sub-par preformance

<< Best sub-par preformance is -9

vv Likes the 6 inch Subs from Subway ;)

^^^ wishes his stub was at least 6 inches
<<< liked the way Paar performed
vvv broke the chair he was sitting on when they asked him for a stool sample

^^^^ The guy that performs those tests on stool samples.

vvvvv Dropped a Baby Ruth in the pool.

^^^ Was talking about the Dalai Lama with Carl when he ate the Baby Ruth ^^^
<<< Was swimming with Lacy Underall just before that happened
vvv Has a good Nose for golf, at least as good as Spaulding picked that is vvv

^^^ eats wood to get more fiber in their stool
<<< swims better than Spalding Gray
vvv thinks the Sultan of Swat is some Arab with a rifle

^^^ Thinks Sultans of Swing were Grade school recess heroes ^^^
<<< When producing stool prefers the term "Releasing the hostages" over "Dropping the kids off at the pool"
vvv Wasn't playing chess when he was caught "Polishing the Bishop" vvv

^^^ went looking to buy a chess set at the pawn shop
<<< liked Joey Bishop when < was a kid in grade school
vvv scared the farmer by choking the chicken

^^^ Sat down to play an organ solo but didn't know the bathroom door was open :o:o^^^
<<< Thought Jack was above Paar to Joey Bishop
vvvv Has screamed "Noonan" at someone when they were putting vvvv

^^^ has a Billy Barooo in his bag :D

<<< never screamed it "Courtesy Violation" :Dit's said in my head

vvv likes to chase GOPHER'S :eek:

^^^^ Always has to go into the woods to Gopher his disc ^^^
<<< Really does have a Billy Barooo Putter for those crucial putts
vvvv When throwing across an open area really makes it a Danger Field no matter where you are vvvv

^^^ likes to violate hamsters by putting a bag over their head, eh
<<< (posted too slow)wanted to billy club Gopher from the Love Boat
vvv wasn't looking for work on a boat when he applied for a tug job

^^^ Never played the "NO GOOD GO*FERS" pinball game

<<< Could own several pinball game with all the quarters I have pumped in over the years.

vvv Plays pinball every time on a disc golf course, with a disc and trees.

^^^^ Feelin' all the bumpers always playin' clean ^^^^
<<< Looked for little man in the boat and found a tug job too :D
vvv Favorite pick up line at the *** bar is "Can I push in your Stool ? vvv

^^^ could've bought a couple hooker with all the quarters he used at the peep show
<<< use to win 2 beers with one quarter at Mable's Tavern :cool:
vvv throws Wizards at the disc golf course

^^^ Has a Harry Potter disc to throw for Rowling ^^^
<<< Wonders what kind of beer you get at 2 for a quarter :confused:
vvvv Was caught night putting while at college vvvv

^^^ wanted to be a candy maker when he heard he could get paid "pulling the taffy" and "packing fudge"
<<< gets free candy from a friend who owns a store
vvv will do anything for free candy

^^^ Takes candy from strangers ^^^
<<< Hated the show Candy with strangers on Comedy central
vvv Putts with Butterfingers, Drives with Rolo's vvv

^^^ drives around late at night looking to buy sweet tarts
<<< loved Candy With Strangers(roll the machine over/get a Stroh's/2 plays per quarter)
vvv butters the cob

^^^ Has suffered from the Stroh's Bohemian farts .. They're Fire Brewed :eek: ^^^
<<< Used to work for a Stroh's wholesaler selling the stuff
vvv Knows a good Stroh's special at the store when they see one .. Buy a 30 Pack and get a 4 Pack of Charmin FREE vvv

^^^ likes strolling for sailors
<<< knew a Lisa Stroh/wondered if Rhett was any relation
vvv drinks shtirty beers 'n stries sto strowing strumbers

^^^^ Ran to the wharf when he heard a ship had capsized and was spilling seamen everywhere ^^^^
<<< Drank some 160 Proof Stroh Inlander Rum in Austria (tasted just like butter rum lifesavers until the inevitable burn happened)
vvv Likes to look at Rhett Stroh's 6 pack vvv

^^^ made a 160min. film in Australia with 6 *** lifesavers and a frog
<<< starting to crosspost :confused:
vvv lights beer farts over a flaming shot of rum

^^^^^ Should be careful when consuming flammable alcohol.

<<<<<< Has seen Rhett's 3 pack from Costco.

vvvvv Wants beer than doesn't come in 6 packs.

^^^ Could look at Rhett's 3 pack twice to see Rhett's 6 pack ^^^
<<<< Called film I made in Austrailia about shipwrecked *** lifesavers and a frog "Kermit's Hermits"
vvvv Thinks Mrs. Brown has got a lovely daughter vvvv

^^ Wishes he got Mrs.Browns Daughter

<< i am soooooo bored

vv Is probably also really bored

^^^ Go out and throw you fool, it always overcomes boredom ^^^
<< Mrs. Brown's daughter was my sister ..I don't think so
vvv Is from one of those Southern states that find that acceptable vvv

^ needs to be more tolerant of local custom

v played doubles with Mrs Brown AND her lovely daughter

^^^ Lacks ankle support when throwing ^^^
<<< Burned sandalwood incense as a youngin'
vvv Went to see the Tubes in concert to hear them sing about the smell of burning leather vvv

^^^ white punk hiding odor of being on dope
<<< rode inner tubes down sand dunes in Door Co.
vvv went to see Dune to see Sting is sexy sexy sandals

^^^ got a sting from a scorpion in the sand dune at Door Co., AZ ^^^
<< Went to Rawhide in AZ , what a tourist trap
vvv Yells "Get along little doggie" to his disc when driving vvv

^^^ Hell bent for leather, and has a raw hide to prove it
<< grew up in Door Co., WI - tourist trap
vvv lets his doggie play with his Scorpion

^^^ Hang himself when he gets enough rope, can't clean but he knows he should ^^^
<<< Mom and Dad did NOT move to Hollywood
vvv Would pay to see Fee Waybill sing "A babies arm holding an apple" vvv

^^^ hates being bound by a mando
<<< hates the band Manuto
vvv wants to bond withMindy Cohn (http://www.televisionhits.com/factsoflife/cast/mindycohn.html)

^^^^ Wants a James Bond vodka martini sno cone shaken not stirred ^^^
<<< Throws disc golf in the snow
vvv Threw a snowman the last round out in a tournament vvv

^^^ watched in total and complete awe as the three parts of the snowman split up, and rolled left, right, and center down the fairway to the pin, where they collided causing the largest portion to roll over the head, then the midsection, then into the basket for the worlds first snowman ace! (the largest section counts thank god)

vvv was waiting for someone else to answer the previous post, so he wouldnt have to admit to taking a snowman, because, like when he goes deep in the shule, he couldnt come up with an out.

^^ Should Only use short answers

<< Likes Scuba diving

vv Enjoys rectum diving

^^^ likes to go top shelf

<<<likes going shopping

vvv thinks the message board is something you lay down on

^^^ <font color="white"> probably will never figure this out </font>
<<< already did
vvv <font color="white"> took awhile but also (or lese got lucky) </font>

^^^^ Shoudl use light blue text, if he wannts to hide text

vvvvv Wanted to be the person to post after the rectum diver post.....

:p

^^^ likes rectum's and tossed salads ^^^

vvv ponga el chicle in la a basura vvv

^^^ Is the king of salad tossing

<<< wants to know why John thinks about putting gum in the trash

vvvv Is possibly a litle bit better with spanish, than this white boy

^^^ Hola amigo
<<<wants to be like Daddy
vvvv has nothing to say either

^^^^desperately seeking his 2500th post
vvvv will probably be hysell again

^^ will say anything, just to pad his post count
<<
vv is getting paid to post

^^^ like government cheese

<<< is not

vvv is paying his way through college by posting

^^^ Must be referring to vvv

<<< wonders where the mystery Benderboi post is, ^^^ replied to

vvvvv Wants to have Nick Kights lovechild

^^ could have several advanced degrees by now if posting paid for college

<< is wondering if our lovechild's religion would be listed as "rules nazi"

vv is now trying to wipe any image of Nick's offspring from his mind

^^^ just passed out from lack of oxygen

<<< has just fell and can't get up

vvvcan't figure out how to work the clapper

^ got the clap from salad tossing

v got the clap from rectal toassing

^^ And that was the second time he had crabs

<< heading to work

vv need to find a new job

^ tosses salad for crack

v so does his wife

^^ so does yo mama

vv now will never eat a salad again

^ wonders whatever happened to nice clean fun

v was a boy scout

^^^ want to be with a boy scout :eek:

<<<< played with the cub scouts (disc golf that is)

VVV want to be a girl scout

^ only schedules events in heavy downpours so he can watch the junior's division in wet t-shirts and shorts

v wishes pizza god would start offering tossed salads with his pies

^^^ is wanted by the FBI for downloading kiddy porn

vvv wants to be on the iron chief show

^ somehow knows the indian in the village people is hard as iron

v is wondering "if Frisbee gOLF" is "folf", then what is "Frisbee dUCK hunting" ?

^ Should know that ive tried it, and Frisbee dUCK hunting is a good way to loose discs and be a failure in bringing home dinner
< has actually trying hitting ducks flying with a disc, geese in the summer are easier to catch
V is going to scramble eggs tonight

^^^ Has a scrambled brain

<<<< Likes Scrambled Eggs for Dinner

vvvv Prefers Tossed Salad for dinner

^--- tried to hit a duck with a disc

<--- has hit a goose with a disc

v--- is IT! :)

^ thinks this thread rules

v rules this thread

^^^ made it possible for me to wear sandals in a tourny.

vvv wears sandals to bed

^^^ wears thongs(shoes) while playing DG
vvv wear a thong while playing DG

^ Will Help Save DeLaveaga (http://www.earthoffice.net/save.php)

v So Will He/Her (http://www.earthoffice.net/save.php)

^^^ Thinks DeLaveaga can be saved

<<< Isn't terribly optimistic once laws have been passed and state and military governments are involved but will sign the petition anyway

vvv Doesn't realize that this could happen to any of their favorite courses on public property

^^^ Is sorry that he took this thread into the DG politico realm

<<< Has trouble avoiding DG politics discussions

vvv Will offer to help ^^^ with his problem

^^^ Is listening to his area get pounded by rain and worrying about the course for his favorite ZLT10 of the year

<<< Will putt well at the Live Oak ZLT10

vvv Wishes they lived in Texas so they could play a ZLT10

^wishes he lived in iowa so she could play all the great courses
V wishes he lived in mexica so they could drink cheap tequlla

^^^ IOWA BUDDY

<<< can go to arco if i want cheap takillya

vvv want to be a counselor at camp starlight

^^^ can he be forgiven for drinkin cheap takillya ;)

<<< likes to watch the STAR'S at night when camping :cool:

vvv tosses salad's when drinking cheap takillya at the campground vvv :D

^^^ Tossed dinner after drinking cheap tequila at the campground

vvv "tried tequila" when s/he threw a golf disc near your head

^ twiddle dee

v twiddle dum

^^^ tee diddler
vvv dons tweed

^^ kiddy diddler

vv kitty diddler

^^^ canucker
vvv cat clucker

^^^ Duck Chucker

<<< Puck Lover :o

vvv Post Padder :p :p

^^^ Wanker

<<< Just wanted to be post 600 on this thread

vvvv smeg head

^ raman noodler

v neon noodler

^^^ Must be refeering to vvv

<<<< No Neon, Noodle Arm

vvvv Deficient Noodle, Noodle Arm

^^^ they took ur job

<<< they took my job

vvv they took ur job

^^^ They jobbed your took

vvv They spit your putt

^^ Must be talking about Discatchers

<< Preffers a mach 3 or 5

vv Cant putt into anything

^^ can't put his putt in the can

<< can't stop putt from flying past basket

vv a tisk it, a task it, own's his own basket.

^ old mother hubbard

v keeps his discs in the cubbard

^^^ Had an old lady who lived in a shoe ^^^
<<< Eating her curds and whey
vvv Has so many bogies he didn't know what to do vvv

^ when he takes out her Spider
< i gently remind her
v to throw MRV all the way

^^^ Went up the hill with Jack & Jill
<<< Has played a round with JD and bought a round of JD
vvv Has fetched his JLS from water vvv

^^^ needs to see a MD ASAP about some VD ^^^ got along the HWY in the back of ^^^'s SUV
<<< found a JLS� in the sm. lk. at the 9th in Wauk., IL
vvv is PO'd :mad:by all the abbrs.

^^^ due to a SNAFU his disc was found FUBAR at his last tournament ^^^
<<< Played in the one disc challenge Wednesday using a Cryzstal Z-XS 145-150 gram Disc in a stiff wind :eek:
vvv Once played a round using Crysztal T to the excess vvv

^^^ wants to play around with Mr. T
<<< wants to throw a Breeze in a stiff wind
vvv gets stiff watching Drew Brees wind up to throw

^^^ likes baseball

vvv likes basketball

^^^ got beaned one too many times
<<< hates three bean salad
vvv yells "fore" when tossing Mr. Bean's salad

^^^ Gone fishin' ^^^
<<< Life is good in Hockeytown
vvv putts look like U of Mich. football ... 3 yards and a cloud of dust vvv

^^^ squid chucker
<<< calamari chewer
vvv master baiter

^^^ Fish Breath

<<<< Would rather catch his buzz elsewhere than fishing

vvvv Eats Calamari, to get the tossed salad he just ate off the breath

^^^ schmack's his game ... schmack's trees .. schmack's cars .. schmack's side of basket ^^^
<<< Actually was a Caesar salad and the smell was anchovies
vvv Has a firm grip on his rod when pulling it ...er I mean reeling it in vvv

^^^ is a groper
<<< likes grouper
vvv is a William Hung groupie

^^^ Was caught by William groping a Hung grouper ... Likes fish and seaman ^^^
<<< William Hung was at our Local Mall today performing She Bang
vvv Would like to bang Ricky Martin during a mall performance vvv

^^^ has banged chains hungover
<<< knows someone who dated local WGN news anchor, Jackie Bange (http://www.illinoisleader.com/content/img/f5478/SZ200_Jackie%20Bange.jpg)
vvv thinks Ricky Martin's father was on Laugh In

^^^ Know's Ricky's dad was Rowan Martin now a Bassmaster ^^^
<<< Threw anchor overboard and banged a Jack Dempsey Fish
vvv Grew up rowing a boat looking for crappie ... With the TidyBowl Man vvv

^^^ fly fishes for trouser trout
<<< worked on a charter fish boat
vvv wears fish net stockings...hopes to snag a drifter

^^^ So that's where you got the title Master Baiter and for money yet .. you ***** ^^^
<<< Caught a 17 lb. Carp in Lake Michigan
vvv Quit working on fishing boat when he misinterpreted how to stuff a flounder vvv

^^^ enjoyed mounting his carp
<<< is getting carpal tunnel
vvv goes to Windsor to check out Mounties

^^^ wore a tie with a Windsor knot during a non-casual round ^^^
<<< Left the carp for the bears to eat
vvv Shot a birdie once, then flew the coop because his round was fowl vvv

^^^ bears a striking resemblence to C. Everett Koop (http://www.kotb.com/conference_pg/Koop.jpg)
<<< has eaten bear stew
vvv puts all eggs in one baskets, yet can't putt discs in basket

^^^ Got fried while scrambling for a dozen strokes after getting shell shocked ^^^
<<< Is putting all his eggs in one frypan this morning
vvv The sun was bacon when he sausage a putt that he knew he was toast, he grits and says I should have pancaked it vvv

^^^ layed up because he was chicken, doesn't have the skillet takes to fly right - no birdie for ^^^
<<< once got fried while laying sunny side up
vvv waffled at the teepad because vvv thought his disc would flip over easy, but got egg on face because the yoke was on vvv

^^^ once sandwiched his disc after it hit a pizza hoagie, and ruined his SUB par performance and thus was not a HERO ^^^
<<< Once launched lunch during a round
vvv Threw a 3 over in doubles with John Kerry's wife, the scoreboard read Ching/Heinz 57 vvv

^^^ once got too excited and had one spit out while playing with Mrs. Chaney
<<< vices are secretly in charge
vvv uses a vice grip with a hammer throw, but has never nailed one with the screwy shot

^^^ probably wrenched his arm out of socket trying to ratchet a shot that he saw someone else axe about ^^^
<<< Has weakly thrown a tomahawk
vvv Throw's a tomahawk missile shot . it seeks metal then blasts right thru everything vvv

^^^ Throws a 7up shot "Never had it, never will"
<<< Throws a Coke shot "The Real Thing"
vvv Throws a Dr Pepper shot "took a 10 when 2 other players took a 4"

^ putts like Charmin - "Soft. Thick. Absorbant. Cha Cha Cha Charmin"

v is thankful for seperation of Golf and State, because without that his putts wouldnt have a prayer

^^^ throws a wwe shot "can you dig that,sucker"

vvv throws a south park shot"SWEET"

^^^ throws holy rollers :eek:

<<< tru dat :cool:

vvv parks on da south saaaiiiiiiddddd :D

^ rarely parks anything, including drives and upshots

v always parks it upwind for a downwind putt (smart boy v is)

^^^ learned from personal experiance that you should never pee into the wind.

<<< Learned the art of taking pee in the middle of a field without being noticed

VVV has no idea what I am talking about.

^ prefers sausage over anchovy

v prefers summer's eve over spring morning

^^^ perfers irish spring

vvv perfers lucky charms

^^^ Prefer's Special K :eek:

<<< Count Chocula :cool:

vvv Trix are for KID'S :p

^^ You silly rabbit

<< Crispy CRunchy Grahm Cereal Brand new breakfast treat

vv Likes Cherios O's

^^^ likes shredded wheat

<<< capt. crunch

vvv needs more bran in his diet

^^^ needs more SATAN ! in his diet
<<< prefers Quisp because they look like mini minis, but smaller
vvv uses Mini Wheats to mark his lie

^ uses urine to mark his territory

v's wife wont let him

^^^^^^ You're in trouble

vvvvv Urine trouble

^^^ Urine alice's

vvv Has Alice in Chains

^ whips it good

v walks this way

^^^ enjoys walking in the sand :)

<<< has toys in the attic

vvv has made love in an elevator :o

^^ elevator only goes in one direction

<< wonders what love has to do with it.

vv thinks escalators are the greatest

^ is a member of the Love Shack

v calls it Puppy Love

^^^ Loves Super Puppies

<<< When questioned about the Super Puppy he uses in strong winds, claims that the number "192" written on it was the PDGA number of the previous owner :o

vvv Is glad that there are no triple-beam scales at tournaments, too

^^burns when he pees

vv wishes that he could get it, so it could burn

^^^ got the burning sensation from tossing to many salads ^^^

<<< loves to chew on tin foil

vvvv now knows why it burns when he pees vvvv

^has (banana hammock and salad) itess

<< loves to love ya

vv My name's bill and my favorite color is clear!

^^^^ is about to know what burning pee tastes like

<<<< pees standing up

vvvv can't decide wether to stand or sit when peeing

^^^ reads websites for women on how to pee standing up

<<<< sitting or standing - what's the difference, it all spells RELIEF /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv wants to show how manly he is in a peeing contest

^^^^that's my cue
vvvv that's my poo

^^^ reads websites for women on how to pee standing up

<<<< sitting or standing - what's the difference, it all spells RELIEF /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvv wants to show how manly he is in a peeing contest


:DI'm sorry , you got me laughing again :D
I get a kick out of your posts !!! :D

^^^^^ Deserves a THRASHING, for not following the rules

<<<< prefers to watch women pee standing up....

vvvv Still hasnt read about that

^^ is missing an a

<< Is not poo of you

vv has to go but it herts to bad!

^^^^needs preparation H

vvvvvfondles hemaroids while tossing the salad

^ can (and does) carry 14 discs in his hemmoroids

v prefers chocolate flavored preperation H

^^^ Is next on the Reverend's hit list

<<< Will not play in Jailrusalem Cruisers

vvv Thinks open-toed cleats are sexy

^ needs to pick a name and stick with it

v picks his nose and eats it

^ was reply number 666

v is really the person who picks his nose and eats it

^^^^ Likes to pick between his toes and eat it.

vvvv Would lose to Girly in peeing contest.

^ has BIG archives

v has big hyzers

^^ someone how loves DeLavega or has nowhere else to go

vv tries to hard

^^^^ Should support ANY course in Jeaprody

<< currently is

vvvvv wants that Choco Prep H for additional flavor, for his Salad Tossing

^^^^^Wishes that he could toss my choco flavored salad

vvvvvWishes that he could get his salad tossed

^^^^ talks too much schmack,should show his skill on the course

vvvv wishes they had the amchamps skill

^^ Throws Like a WarAmp

<< FINally threw over 350' 3 days ago

vv Cant make 3.5' putts

^^^^ Canadian, enough said

<<<< Found out what Salad Tossing is, You are sick My-Hero (Oprah is now the #1 show with complaints with the FCC)

VVV Likes my 10" pepperoni

^ if thats 10", ^ can drive 1000'

v TiVO's Oprah

^^^ T-Bones Oprah

<<< Vetoes Oprah

vvv Goes to the Oprah to listen to an aria

^^^ said aria vaderci to OPRAHS V toes :o

<<< had a cousin on OPRAH once :o

vvv Chants OPRAH OPRAH OPRAH just before PUTTING :p

^^^^ Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got Love in my Tummy

<<<< Yes I have a 10" Pepperoni and a 12" and 14" and even a 17" Pepperoni. (but I can only drive 400' on a good day)

VVVVVVV Would like my 10" sausage

^^^ Has been putting the wrong 'shrooms on his pizzas if he thinks he has a 10" sausage

<<< Thinks that Bryan meant 10cm not 10"

vvv Eats Bryan smoked sausages, regardless of length, "deep throat" style

^--- doesn't let his kid read this board :)

<--- posts inappropriate stuff even though his kid does read this board

v--- was sorry to hear that <--- only eats ground sausage

^ is both sorry AND innapropriate

v is just plain sorry

^^^^ Should be sorry for such a lame post ^^^^
<<<< Is sorry but not just plain .. I take it to a higher level
vvv Wants to impose no open toed shoes dress code vvv

^^^ carries Snausages in his pants because he likes the attention he gets from dogs
<<< wants to hit the links
vvv is a brat

^^^ Wants to see the new Quentin Tarantino film about sausage "Kielbasa Bill 2"
<< Really is a Brat in the Wurst way
vvvv Prefers to have his sausage Smoked vvvv

^^^ will sell you a weiner for a buck
<<< is a more of a bun man
vvv eats boogers with ketchup

^^^ Girlfriend told him "If your gonna give away your dog, I'm gonna give away my cat" ^^^
<<< Nice cat she has
vvv went to pet store to get a pet to walk with him at major tourneys, a turtle.. they were out of snails vvv

^ know's he can always find his sister at the petting zoo

v prefers this (http://www.sanspelo.com/3%20Images/Placed/z1%20Star.jpg) to that (http://www.about-the-web.com/photos/Images/horiz/94ap14.jpg)

^^^ got in trouble petting a young Mexican hairless ^^^
<<< Saw a lobster named Claude
vvv Wants to find out how Richard Gere did that with the Gerbil vvv

^^^ was Richard Gere's electrician...gave him advice on plugs
<<< father was certified electrician
vvv is AC/DC - not very shocking :eek:

^ is frequently seen on the Highway to He11

v the real truth about his girlfriend - She's Got Balls

^^^ has fantasies about a young angus
<<< has got big balls
vvv takes it in the back in black

^ starts barking when he hears someone say they're gonna be Givin the Dog a Bone

v got a Mistress for Christmas

^^^ hole is alot rosy (http://home.hccnet.nl/r.piepenbrink/acdc%20-%20whole%20lotta%20rosie.mid)
<<< was a problem child
vvv does the dirty deed dirt cheap

^^^ Wants to know what do you do for money, honey ^^^
<<< Gave the dog a bone
vvv prefers to shoot TNT .. Three Not Two vvv

^^ Its DYNOMYITE

<< IS a PYRO

vv Has once burnt off their eyebrows

^^^ doesn't think we know "pyro" is Canadian slang for "flamer"
<<< tried to strike up a conversation with the match girl because she was hot
vvv has once singed his sac-hair (http://users.abcs.com/townsend/Fartman.htm)

^^^ burned hairs will never grow back ^^^

vvv burned discs in a Druid ritual vvv

^^^ Plays game with 2 discs and a twelve pack of beer in his bag ^^^^
<<< Disco burned in Chicago at Wrigley Field
vvv As a ritual always starts a round with a bogie vvv

^^^ Woke up to early this morning ^^^
<<< Would like to have slept in
vvvv will read this after having slept in and missing Sunday league vvvv

^^^ will sleep with anything
<<< has continually lowering standards :p
vvv considering an interspecies relationship

^ is the result of an interspecies relationship

v didn't know that today is Mother's Day

^^^ celebrates himself on Mutha's Day ^^^
<<< Bought my card yesterday to beat the rush
vvv Mother is really a member of the Intergalactic Boogie Express looky here (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000005ONO/qid=1084107782/sr=8-15/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i15_xgl15/103-7649162-3687852?v=glance&s=music&n=507846)

^^^ had a boyhood crush on Moms Mabley (http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/mabley_m.jpg)
<<< needs to call mom
vvv proud to still be a mama's boy

^^^ Always hated me for having a boyhood crush on his Mom ^^^
<<< Threw a crush by mistake at someone's manhood
vvv Hated the Crush, but loves a Buzzzz vvvv

^^^ has an adulthood crush on the Queen Mum (http://www.dippoldiswalde.de/peter.voigt/witziges/f057.jpg ) :o
<<< anxious to graduate from "roller queen"
vvv was crushed when (s)he learned Big Ben was a C-L-O-C-K

^^^^^ That Photo was a fake!!! That's not the Queen Mother

vvvv Because that was a photo of his mom. vvvvv

^^^ Recognized the fake photo as a certain prominent female disc golfer from MN ^^^
<<< Hopes that is not true
vvv Chest is no longer in the way of shooting due to it's bulk is near the waist vvv

^^^ has a sudden craving for whipped cream
<<< looks cool whipping discs
vvv looked like a fool getting arse whipped at DG in the desert.

^^^ choose to have his salad tossed by MyHero in Texas over getting his arse whipped by Keith Johnson in the desert ^^^
<<< Never played DG in the desert, but have played Safari holes
vvvv Went on a Surfin' Safari once, then he lost the remote vvvv

^ wouldnt know a green room from a pharoah's tomb

v will get an ace soon

^^^^ wouldn't walk a mile in another man's shoes unless they were open-toe'd. :D

<<<<< Man, I hope so! It's been forever... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif literally.

vvvv needs a new pair of golf shoes because of stink-foot. ;)

^^^ are you sure that it's my feet. and not your upper lip that stinks? :D^^^

<<< son (baby-hero) almost slept through the night last night!

vvv is hungry for a nice, crisp, cool, tossed salad /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif vvv

^^^ Needs a new pair of feet because of stink-shoes

<<< Needs a new pair of hands because of stink-putts

vvv Needs a new pair of shorts because of stink-butts

^^^ has posted on this thread more then me

vvv has posted on this thread less then me

^^ has putted under pressure more than me. ^^

<< needs to play more tourny's to handle pressure

vv has applied pressure to stop the bleeding vv

^ has been bled to stop the pressure

v tosses salads for pleasure

^^^ has a sandle for an avitar

<<< only after her shower!! :D

vvv :mad:I HATE YOU, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, I HOPE ALL THE BADTHINGS IN LIFE HAPEN TO YOU AND ONLY YOU!! (Just kidding)

^^^ Is merely jealous of Me....

vvvv Would be happy if salad tossing NEVER came up again

^^^ takes "hump day" literally
<<< lives for happy hour
vvv on a permanent vacation from reality

^^^ seeking to be and I could reach that goal should I become a touring disc golf pro :D

<<<<<< NOT a pro /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

vvvv talks schmack like he is one :eek: (too bad the scores don't back it up) :p

^^^ talks smack like she wants to be TT :)

<<< TT

vvv not TT

^^^^ Thank Goodness! Don't mistake me for the Riff-Raff :D

<<<<< Team ROC

vvvvv wants to join Team ROC /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^ Should move to Texas

<<< Team Roc only if I don't have to throw one

vvv Shouldn't move to Texas

^^^ should be a rangers fan

<<< Team Z-wasp/ glad his not in Texas

vvv Should stay in the South

^^ SHould Move to Cananda

<< Is a crazy Canuck

vv Cant handle Candian Beer

^^^ expects a merit badge for drinking "weak:eek:" Canadian beers
<<< 6% normal, 8 - 10% often, and a few 20+% beers...not that I'm bragging
vvv drinks Bud Light by the case because vvv enjoys the hands on experince of excessive peeing :D

^ engages in excessive shaking

< never pees uphill

v is almost potty-trained

^^^ hates it when ^^^ pees on ^^^s shoes
<<< believes it's better to be ****** off, than ****** on
vvv has a sudden urge for a warm shower

^^^ likes a golden shower^^^

<<< Turbo showerer

VVV needs a cold shower!

^ showers with Bowser

v has never de-flowered

^^^his wife(sorry Pat couldn't resist)^^^^^
vvvwishes he could deflower Jennifer Anistonvvv

^^ wants to deflower bennifer( Im sorry)

<< Deflowered a plant today with a wormburner

vv Got his worm burnt by my hero

^^^ would willingly deflower either Madam or Flowers (http://www.karatearts.us/chuxs/waymayv.jpg)
<<< use to burn flower tops
vvv whacks the weed

^ wears tweed

v got Updoc freed

^^^ Will never get a thorn in his foot.

<<< Is cutting teeth

vvv Under par! What's under par?

^^^ Under where .. what's underwear ^^^^
<<< Likes a free flinging swing
vvv want's a ching free fling if they can swing the thing vvv

^^^ wrings his thing when Sting sings
<<< sang songs by Bee Gees
vvv bangs bungs after doing bongs

^ wears pink lace thongs

vvv's porno name could NOT be Johny Long

^should realize pumping sandals is not the same as knocking boots
=goes deep, not long
v longs to be Johnny come-lately

^^^ recently came in less than .4 seconds and had to clean up afterwards ^^^
<<<< Saw this catch and release program in action
vvv lasted all night into triple overtime and still couldn't seal the deal vvv

^^^
^^^ lately, his Johns take too long to come
<<< met Johnny Rotten
vvv is a spoiled brat

^^^ was it really better to burn out than it was to rust ? ^^^
<<< My brats were not spoiled it just tasted that way because of the sauerkraut
vvv Hey, hey, my, my .... today their putting game is gonna die vvv

^^^ ***, ***, guy, guy... never tastes the sweetest pie

v is in a Bad Fog of Lonliness

^^^ if you pay for it, ^^^ will give you a rash
<<< knows even though Alan King is gone, he's not forgotten
vvv his Roc will roll into a bad lie

^^^^^ Seen the needle and the damage done

<<<< Rockin in the Free world

vvvv Once your gone, you can't come back

^^^ Pocahontas ^^^
<<< Been Burned .. and with both feet on the ground
vvv when they putt people head for the turnstiles vvv

^ must have internet connectivity problems today

v has experimented with interspecies connectivity

^^^ missed me

vvv didn't know i was gone