^^^ Isn't quite as hot as Discette
vvv Isn't quite as hot as girlie

^^^ has just reminded me why this is a stupid game

<<<

vvv wounders why this thread is still around

^ knows who to thank for that :)

v wants to spank someone for that

^^ Could spank Hyzerace

<< will let Hyzerace know that sandalman is coming

vv hyzerace will post after me

^^ DVINCENT posted before me

<< Got spanked by Sandalman

vv Could be tracked by Sandalman

^^^^ Isn't on Ms. Wades Christmas card list

<<<< Didn't send out Christmas cards this year

vvvvv Isn't getting a Christmas card from me (But have a happy and safe holiday :D)

^^^ isn't getting an X~mas card from me either...
<<< has a birthday b/tw X~mas and New Years EVERY year!
vvv secretly wishes they were hatched!

^^ Obviously was hatched
<< cant believe this game went over 100 pages
vv Is getting a lump of coal for Christmas

^ needs to increase his page length

v voted for this thread as Best of 2004

^^^ Humbled me last night :o

<<< Is going to Hawaii for the 5th annual Hawaii State Championships

vvvI guarantee that StingrayJ will post next

^^^ was humbled by a man who doesn't even wear shoes :o^^^
<<< Has seen CB_Disc_Pimp throw over 450'
vvv Has been on his CB pimping discs to desperate truckers 450 miles away vvvv

^^ Likes to be pimped by CB
<< will increase his Bio
vv cant throw over 100' :D

^^^ Is from Texas so he thinks everything is bigger there .. for example if you throw 450' in Texas it is really 150' anywhere else
<<< Never threw a disc in Texas
vvv Threw out a disc in their back doing the Texas Two Step vvv

^^ Is just mad because we do everything better in Texas^^

<< If that's true, not sure why he lives in Texas

vv Wishes they lived in Texas so their game would improve vv

^^^Should check out NC courses if he thinks Texas courses are da bomb.

<<< Has been humbled by courses in NC, TX, and several other places.

vvv Will comment on how great the courses are in their state.

^^ Is telling the truth
<< would love to get out and play the NC (beautiful courses)
Texas is still the bomb and 450 anywhere else is 150 in Texas
vv I'm sure will bash Texas

^^^ doesn't know me very well :p

<< doesn't mess with Texas ;) - okay, maybe a little, but I've got friends there. ;)

vvv know's why the word "Texas" on a license plate cannot be covered up according to State law. :D

^ has apparently never dealt with the local "finest" here is tejas

v still cant figure out why cops are called "fuzz"

^^^ Still fuzzy after the beating the local "finest" gave him
<<< Knows that Michigan courses rule the country
vvv Doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to come and play Michigan courses vvv

^^^ hasn't invited me to stay at their place for am nationals

<<< Will qualify for am nationals this year

vvv Will tell me how awesome am nationals is

^^^ Am Nationals was awesome this year, the toboggan course is incredible, I was there
<< Still has not invited you to stay at my place
vvv would get whipped by the 17 yr old neighbor kid 2 doors down like all the other NC boyz

^^^^ Likes getting whipped by 17 year old boys

<<<< My son is a 17 year old boy

vvvvv Is 17 year old boy at heart

^ thought girlie was gonna post next ... but got it right anyways

v has already eaten 13 fruitcakes this december!

^^ is a fruitcake
<< would not eat a fruitcake even if it had bacon on it
vv likes to eat fruitcakes while putting

^^ is from dirty south and thinks his game is on
>>knows my game is on
vv can't prove anything

^^ has lost her mind
<< does not need to prove anyhting
vv wants to play in Texas where the courses are the best

^^^Only when the weather is bad in NC, because our courses are better anyway.

<<< Used to think CA courses were long and awesome until I moved to NC

vvv Will most likely refute my claim

^^^probably has a man crush on Jernigan like some other NC posters^^^

<<<only has a crush on his wife>>>

vvv is wondering if My Hero's still interested in tossed salad vvv

^^ thinks he tosses his own salad!^^
>>wants to play the course in Hawaii
vv wondering if he still misses all those putts! w /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^ tosses my salad
<< still cant putt
vv will probably rave about there putt.

^^ is afraid of the minis putts^^
>>is gonna par moffitt>>
w is gonna cry when I win!! w :D

^^^ is going to have to beat me first.

<<< is going to be rated 815 at the next ratings update. :cool:

vvv can crush (or ORC) almost a mile :D

^^^ still needs to learn how to putt

<<< can crush a mile only when i yank it

vvv likes nacho flavored maple syrup on semi-defrosted fish sticks

^^ howd ya know I liked that?^^
<<loves to bash canadian misgrient>>
vvshould join the funVV :D

^^ just bashed the shite outta that bored monitor^^
>>gonna crush out at moffitt this weekend>>
vv wondering where your putt went!! w /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^is too afraid to show up for the Pease mini on Saturday, and is instead going to pick on a bunch of drunk Moffitt Ratts.

<--Going to bang chains at Pease Christmas Party on Saturday, and Live Oak mini on Sunday

w Probably too afraid to show up to either

^^^Needs help with adding scores at the end of each round^^^

<<< Uses decimals and fractions when adding score.

vvvThought highest score winsvvv

^^^ Brings a calculator with him to total his scores after rounds

<<< Makes tournament scoring easy by getting many 1's

vvv ran out of fingers and toes so couldn't add up their own score card

^^^ His Polish mother is strong and square shouldered from raising dumbells ^^^
<<< never putts on a hole more times within 50 ft. than I have fingers
vvv Wants to see MTL and Cam play at Hudson Mills Monster Course (Big Head, Todd, and the Monster) vvv

^^^ MTL says he'll smoke Cam

<<< Will smoke with Cam

vvv Would not smoke with Cam

^ will smoke ham

v will poke Sam

^^ Is hiding his feelings about Sam
<< Likes ham and would like to smoke with Cam
vv Will probably wright something about green eggs and ham.

^^ eats green eggs and ham every saturday
>>can beat grunion at golf and raquetball>>
VV is afraid of my back hand at night!!!VV

^ should just roll over and go to sleep already!

v is listening to Milli Vanilli's christmas CD

^^^Allowed me to borrow Milli and Vanilli's CD^^^

<<<--Blames it on rain..

vvvWants a Milli Vanilli milkshake.vvv

^^^ is lactose intolerent
<<< is going to actually play some DG today
vvv eats beans before tournaments for extra 'D'

^^ gave me the rest of his beans
<< got extra D with the beans along with a skid mark
vv wants to know what the secret is!!!

^^ farted on the tee after those beans
<< doesn't care about the secret
vv will post something nice about MTL

^^ your spelling seems to be improving

<<< I can't say the same about your stench :D

vv has a hard time spelling AND smelling /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Girlie beat me to the post...

^^ in actuality realy does want to know the beany secret
<< was glad I teed off before MTL and was upwind
vv wanted to be like MTL until he saw his score after beans

^^ needs to know a lot more than the beenie secret!! ^^
>>has the answers in case you want to know!! >>
VV is gonna bring beans to the next game VV

^^^ Was accused of being a Human Bean but couldn't prove it ^^^
<<<< Tasted some weird Peruvian beans called Lima Beans
vvv Fouls the tee area upon release after self producing a bean induced bubble bath vvv

^^ started halucinating on a Lima Bean Trip
<< enjoys his self produced bubble bath
vv Hopefully will let the bean thing die.

^^^ Only wants the bean thing to die because he has had trouble "flicking the bean" recently

<<< Wonders if my last comment deserves editing

vvv Will let me know if I should edit

^^^will decide most people don't understand the comment anyway^^^

<<< -- Understands it and thinks it's classic

vvv Will ask for explanation, but won't get one.vvv

^^^ putts with an Extreme in light winds
<<< will have nice weather for his birthday next week
vvv mother wears Doc Marten's

^^^ Doc Marten is wearing his mother out :o ^^^
<<< Enjoys listening to Pink Floyd "Wearing the inside out "
vvv Thinks sandalman should make an appointment with Doc Marten vvv

^^^ Doesn't know what 'flicking the bean' means ^^^

<<< Visited URBAN DICTIONARY (http://www.urbandictionary.com) to find the meaning of this magnificent action. Then realized that i had heard it used in context before.

vvv Now spends all day learning new definitions at URBAN DICTIONARY (http://www.urbandictionary.com) vvv

^^^ Needs a dictionary to understand that actions he normally performs have names like tossing salad ^^^
<<< Already knew about flicking the bean but had only seen it in person once in Texas by My Hero's wife :o
vvv Wants to try some of my world famous Frumunda Cheese vvv

^^^ Is that what you call being "Stingray Friendly?" ^^^

<<< Only likes a handful of Michiganders, and they all work for Discraft. :p

vvv Wonders why we even play this "Stupid Game!" vvv

^ has an avatar with blue balls

v wears rainbow buttons

^^ wears bells on socks in the winter ^^
>> plays with the gazelle>>
vv needs to learn how to throw the Flick w

^^^ is crushing her bean, instead of flicking it! ;)
<<< wears scrub shirts year-round! :cool:
vvv needs to scrub their bidet!! :D

^^^Thinks the "bean" is a myth.^^^

<<< -- Aware of the power of the mighty bean.

vvv Is praying the bean talk is over. vvv

^^ wont let the bean thing die
<< Is practicing putting with high dollar china hoping the money lost in missed putts will increase the % of putts made.
vv likes to buff his discs with Nufinish and plays covered in baby oil to decrease wind resistance.

^^ likes it when I buff my discs ^^
>>does it in the nude >>
w wants to play like me w

^^^ Might be right if I knew who she is

<<< Curious as to how you look buffing discs in the nude

vvv Should start a thread for disc golf women who buff their discs in the nude

^^ Needs to put his pecker away
<< will practice throwing my china at polish power if he dont get a hint
vv Will probably post something else along the lines of mini being nude.

^^ Should really stop thinking about nude mini before he gets a blister
<< Quite liked all the Canadians he's met, despite being British
vv Blows goats, for pleasure and payment

^^^^ Must have a crush on minicrusher

<<< Didn't realize that this subject was Off limits, but will gladly catch the china you throw at me, keep it if it is nice, or throw it back if not.

vvv Will give some advice on catching china

^^^^ Gently..... Grasshopper

<<<<<<< clueless

VVVV just as clueless

^^ shouldn't throw china,,,its to nice! ^^
>> gonna bring siran wrap to the next game>>
w should bring the new finish and all their disksw

^^Thinks he can catch my drives :D
<< Would'nt mind having a few circular saw blades in his bag for entertainment.
vv wants some candy coated toasted fish dunked in holandaise sauce for a snack after 420.

^^ thinks he eats nasty shite^^
>>loves 420,,,,could eat just about anything
vv aims for the trees like a monkey vv

^^^ Thinks 420 is a "high"way in Texas

<<< Gets a high by watching his player rating increase every time

vvv who knows what to expect

^^ Thinks his player rating is his post count
<< Would love to smoke with cam and eat more spam
vv Is nick named roller queen.

^^^ Must have a low player rating

<<< Would gladly drop to rec or intermediate and clean up with my post count being my player rating

vvv Is probably wondering if any of us posting today are actually working or just sitting in front of the computer

^^ Would like to believe his game is on
<< Does not have a player rating and would love for you to bring that crap to Texas so this redneck could school you on how to play real DG. Lessons are free!!! :D:D
vv knows we are all at work and getting paid to screw off.

^^ sucks to be you at work!!! ^^
<< sitting in front of the computer playing with my disc
V should come play me for a humbling experience!!

^^^is dreaming
<<< def getting paid to sit at my computer
vvv wishes they had a job

^^ Knows she likes me at work
<< is looking forward to getting humbled at Cat Hollow in the trees. :D
vv wants to know what is so funny.

Yup....delted again. Yhanks Terry!

what happened? there was a ton of funny stuff on here? why did it all get deleted?

It was evidence in support of another thread that had to be deleted to cover up a certain member of the PDGA. (This is my opinion of course) If you need any other answers, I would direct them to Terry the Pirate Calhoun.

^^^Trouble maker off the course
<<always in trouble on the course
\/\/\/needs to take an english course

^^ plays in a mini skirt!! ^^
is going to start playing in skirts
w wants a putting lesson from me w

^^^ knows where to put a crotch rocket
> crotchety rocker
vvv frantically searching google for "crotch rocket"

It was evidence in support of another thread that had to be deleted to cover up a certain member of the PDGA. (This is my opinion of course) If you need any other answers, I would direct them to Terry the Pirate Calhoun.



When done properly, deleting threads moves them to a location only administrators can see. So don't worry, in the event that evidence is needed for any reason, they are all still available.

Nothing I am deleting is "covering up" for anyone in particular, although I have to admit I often wish I could train my cats to "cover up" some this stuff like they do their own scat.

Good to know. We just might need to tap into those archives for legal reasons.

Now that's one of the best arguments I've read yet for people staying nice to each other on here, Grunion. Thank you! :D

^--- should have his posts on this thread deleted for not following the format

<--- should have all his posts on the entire board deleted

v--- deleted his own posts and was surprised that his fence fell down

^^^ a Chargers' fan! :cool:
<<< a Chargers' fan! I was pullin' for 'em!!
vvv a Chargers' fan?

^^^^^ pulled for a losing team
<<<< rooted for the best team
vvvvv needs to pull for the J E T S

^^^ was nervous when #50 roughed the passer and allowed SD back in the game ^^^
<<< Knows the Jets need someone to pull them
vvv Worked at the airport pulling jets with an airport Tug

^^^ must be a Jets' fan...
<<< am out of NFL teams to cheer for... :eek:
vvv is badly missing the NHL. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

^--- can always root against the Iggles. :)

<--- will actually be rooting for the Jets this weekend

v--- roots for truffles

^^^ somehow knows about my gal's addiction to chocolate fungi!
<<< once thought S.D.S.U. was South Dakota State University...!
vvv throws DX X-outs exclusively!

^^^^^ used to be ahead of me in Post count
<<<< has reached his goal for posting in less than a month.
VVVV wishes they could post like me

^^^ Went "Norwood" on that goal/post
=== Posts his goals
VVV Goads his posters

^^^ ain't fast with pointed sticks
<<< looking at 50+ degrees for some DG
vvv awaiting their Ice Bowl w/ putter in deep-freeze

^^^^ Likes his drinks on ice.

<<<<< Looking forward to first Ice Bowl without ice!!

vvvvv Is on thin ice.

^^^ The only ice she sees in her weather is N(ice) Weather now ^^^
<<< Still thinks Minnesota is better than California
vvv Is in Chinatown where the only ice they see is in a R(ice) Bowl vvv

^^^^^ is correct
<<<< ate Chinese for dinner
vvvvvv looks chinese

^^^ Owner of a stylish T-shirt

<<< Owner of stylishly good looks

vvv Owns clothes and accessories which have been out of style since the days of the Whamo Fastback

^^^^ was dropped on his head as a child

<<<<< dropped also

VVVVV is still being dropped on their head

^^^^^ is right again
<<<< is always right
vvvvvv is never right

^^^^^ permanently brain damaged from being dropped on his head
<---- needs to be dropped on her head for a reality check
vvvvvv stands on their head while putt'n

^^^^^^^^^Wears big Butt'ns
<<< would putt better with ^^^ advice

VVV got nutin'

^^^^ is askin advice from a girl :D
<------ has more than ^^^^^
vvvvvv secretly wears a school girl outfit

^^^wants to show off!
<<< would like her to show off!
VVVtoo shy to show off!

^^^ wishes i would let him watch me show off
<----- will only show off for money
vvv is a complete show off

Well, I will try my hand at this...

^^^^^^ would like to watch her show off her uniforms :D
<<<< has no money to pay a 'show off' :(
vvvvvv wishes they had money for a 'show off' :o

^^^ Needs to get a job!
<<< Has a job and will pay! :D
VVV Can be in the show too, if she is good lookin' :cool:

^^^^^ he can pay for my viewing :eek:
<<< has a job...teacher :D
vvvvv will pass "can be in show too, if she is good looking" along to next :o

^^^ got in trouble during "show and tell"

<<<< always in trouble

VVVV Loves trouble

^^^ looking for trouble
<----- middle name is trouble :D
vvvvv double trouble

^^^^^ wishes she was Real trouble
<<<< creates Real trouble
vvvvvv tries to be Real

M Is real, but real what?
< Is not really maynard
W Is the best disc golfer in the world

^^^^ Seems to have an identity crisis
<--- takes medications to keep from having one
vvvv is a stalker :D

^^^ lives in Temple, Texas
<<< huh, huh, huh...huh
vvv needs a restraining order

^^^^^^ is restraining
<<<< has restraint
vvvvvv loves to be in restraints

^^^ likes to strain the main vein
<<< likes to bang chains in the rain
vvv game is all pain and no gain

^^^ Thinks he is Dr. Suess :D
<--- likes pain :o
vvv is a pain ;)

^^^^ Will inflict pain for money.

<<<<< A pain mostly to those in my proximity.

vvvv Prefers to drown pain with mass quantities of alcohol

^^^ moved down to SoCal to avoid mass quantities of snow
<<< * hic *
vvv pays for pain

^ pays to "play"

v pays to obey

DOWHAT?

<<<<<has sex in the bay

vvvvvv what do you say

^^^ is confused
<--- stays confused
vvv lives in a state of confusion

^^^^^ lives next door to pain central
<<<< loves to inflict pain on da course
vvvvv has experienced pain from me :eek: ;)

^--- slaps you on the back really hard when he's drinking at Duke's

<--- doesn't drink

v--- drinks Mint Juleps

^---- slaps you on the [*****] really hard at the dg course

<--- drinks mint juleps only on kentucky derby day

v--- is ninety-percent half mental

^ Keeps having deja vu all over again

< I didn't really say everything I said

v Observes alot by watching

^^^ is incredibly deep in a shallow kinda way
<<< knows that observing can change one's perception
vvv is ambivalent...and doesn't really care either /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^ will procrastinate till they do something about it one day.

<<<< Works hard at being lazy

VVVV Gotta get up to get down

^^^ Is going to get down tonight.

<<< Is lazily working hard today.

vvv Who knows?

^^^ Is hardly working today!

<------ Works hard every day!

vvv Needs work!

^^^^^^^^^^Is playing DGLO this year

<<<<<<<< Is going to whip^^^^^^^^^at DGLO this year :eek:

vvvvvvvvvvvv Wishes they were going to Vegas and Scottsdale in a Month :D

^^^ got that right

vvv got that wrong

^^^ Stays home alone playing Texas Hold Em' and NOT with cards either ^^^
<<< Will be at the Cracked Plastic Classic in 2 weeks
vvv Met Pee Wee at the Alamo for a putting session in the basement vvv

^^^^^ I know you are but what am I?

<<<< Will admit I liked that movie.

vvvv Met Paul Reubens in a bathroom at the park.

^^^ Moved to California to be closer to Hollywood .. Hopes to meet George Michael in a bathroom ^^^
<<< And Pee Wee told me about this girl from Minni who moved to Cali who changed his orientation
vvv Doesn't make monkey's they just train them vvv

^^^ Has a secret infatuation with Pee Wee('s)
<----- Will train monkey's for money
vvv needs to be trained

^ needs to be housebroken

v barks like a dog

^^^^ whimpers like a little puppy
<<<< doesn't really know how to play this game
vvvv knows how the game is played

^^^ Young Padawan(sp) may someday become Jedi.
<<< Missed the fireworks today. Working stinks!
vvv Use the force.

^^^^ Has a "rash" he is starting to worry about
<<<< Is "rash" free
vvvvvv Will catch a "rash" soon

^^^^ really has a rash on his...
<<<< is starting to figure this game out
vvvv got a rash from touching the guy with a rash on his...

^^^ Got the rash from a Tar Heel
<<< doesn't have a rash on my...
vvv Got a rash from a Hawkeye

^^^ knows a Hawkeye too well

<------ Hawkeye who?

vvv Only knows Hawkeye from watching MASH!

^ does the monster mash

v has a pink gash

^ confuses hatchet wounds with shoes
v bowled a 300 on seven hits of acid, two schlitz malt liquor bulls, and four twinkies

^^^ Must have enjoyed watching me bowl that night.

<<< Bowling as I type. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

VVV Come on over and I'll share.

^^^ still owes me 2 hours dragging trees at sugaw

VVV wondering why this is still going on after a month

^^^ isn't done dragging trees

<<< that's me putting after several cold ones at Thursday Night Triples

vvvvv can hardly believe that there is only 34 days till the first TNT of 2005!

^ thinks i care

v wants to bid on ultimatefrisbee.com at ebay

^ Wants to bid on ultimatefrisbee.com but can't find the information on this message board. :D

V Buys way too much stuff on EBay.

^ right about the last line ^
v wrong about the first line v

^^^ probly doesnt care about ultimatefrisbee.com ^^^
<<< cannot get into the U of Iowa ultimate frisbee class
vvv wishes his college has a ultimate frisbee class vvv

^^^ wishes his college held Worlds finals
<<< college held Worlds finals!!!
vvv wishes they were good enough to be in Worlds finals

^^^ Wishes colleges in his state could win NCAA basketball games
<<< Knows Michigan State will win an NCAA basketball game
vvv Wants the referees to call a foul on Winthrop for GoldTending

^^^ is still sad about being knocked out of the Big Ten tourney by an Iowa team
<<< is quite lucky his team even got to the Dance
vvv team is currently in the NIT

^^^ Knows that when Steve Alford's Mom was interviewed she said "When Steve was growing up for Christmas all he ever wanted was Balls"
<<< Laughing hard that U of Mich. can't even defend their NIT crown
vvv Uses a 200 gram Condor for a wind putter vvv

^^^^^^^Drives a huge van with a Discraft Sticker in the back window
<<<<<<<<<< Just won his first singles Tournament EVER ( SuperTour by the way) :D
vvvvvvvvvvv Wishes that he was the DiscPimp :D

^^^^ thread killer /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<<<< is the disc pimpette and a Rookie Pro Girlie to boot ;)

vvvv Needs to join the PRO ranks sooner than later :D

^^^ probly true about the last statement
<<< will win a Supertour this year
vvv wishes they has a sanctioned win

^^^ Probably has an unsanctioned loss ^^^
<<< Has a proven track record of losses
vvvv Carries a disc golf bag with 4 discs and a 12 pack of beer (had to upgrade to quad shocks to move up from a 6 pack) vvvv

^^^^ will keep the record going by losing
<<<< carries 1 disc in hand to fit 18 beers in bag
VVVVV is a 2 beer kind of person

^--- ROOT beer, that is

<--- the root of all evil

v--- roots around for truffles

^^^^^^^^ Who cares what i do with my time
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Is trying to win a C Tier on saturday in Lansing
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Prolly thinks im an [*****]HOLE but doesnt even know me :eek:

^^^^^^^^^ Nope, your a PUSY but its an inch and 1/2 from being an [*****] Hole
<<<<< Wants to play disc golf, but is at work
VVVV Probably Plays with himseft too much

^^^^^^^^ Likes to talk ***** but is really a B!TCH and doesnt even know me
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Is going to play disc golf after work
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv Likes to throw Rocs even though they suck

^^^^^^^^ Didnt think it was funny
<<<< Thought it was funny, and will play DG in the Snow
vvvvvvvv Laughted Alittle

^^^^^^^^ Likes to make snow angles
<<<<<<<<<<<<< Actually did think it was funny and will also be playin DG in the snow later
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv Prolly likes to throw Aviars

^^^^^ Speaks without thinking.

<<<< Knows that Rocs and Aviars rule!!!

vvvv Been there done that.

^^^^^^^^ Wishes he could throw a snow angle farther than me
<<<<<< Has to try to figure out, how to actually throw one
vvvvvvvvv Wants to make snow angles with us

^^^ wishes i would
<<< can throw angles with jedi like skill
VVV doesnt know the angle from the dangle

^^^^^^^ Prolly wears chuck taylors
<<<<<<<<<<< Flopped a Jack high straight with 10 7 Suited at the casino the other nite to win a 250 dollar pot
vvvvvvvvvvvvv Thinks that I look like Justin Timberlake

^^^^^^^^ Blows Donkeys for Milk Money
<<<<<<<< Is the Grand pubah of College Basketball Picks
vvvvvvvv Wishes he had 4 World Titles :D

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Is right about the World titles but got me mixed up with himself when talking about the Donkey Balls
<<<<<<<<<< Is a Pimp and McCoy wishs he had my game
vvvvvvvvvvv Wants me to be their doubles partner one day

^^^ is probly lying about the size of the pot
<<< has no idea who/what Pimp looks like
vvv thinks i am Penny Hardaway

^^^ Probably the complete opposite of his avatar.
<<< Bored.
vvv Can't throw 550' but maybe 550".

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Doesnt have a clue what hes talking about
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Knows the size of the pot because he got raised 50 on the flop and 1 other person called that 50 then i went all in for another 50 and 1 person called that so thats 250 right there
VVVVVVVVVVVVV Wishes they threw Tsunamis

^^^^^ bet $50 preflop with 10 7???
<<<<< Would never play 10 7 unless I was in the BB.
vvvvv is about to argue with me.....again

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Didnt read the story write because I got RAISED 50 ON THE FLOP then Reraised to 100 ALL-IN
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Loves suited and close cards with preflop raises
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Owes me an apology

^^^ Should re-read what he wrote. It says before the flop. (and I don't care that you edited your post). I know what it said the first time! :D
<<< Doesn't know what an apology is. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
vvv Still a tard.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Doesnt care that you think hes a tard
<<<<<<<<<<<< Won a 250 dollar pot so he really doesnt care
VVVVVVVVVVVVVV Plays with little boys

^^^ Disappointed that his post edit didn't work like he thought.
<<< Gonna win the 70 person tournament tonight. Holla!
vvv Congrats on the pot. ;)

^^^^^^^^^^^ Actusally thought i typed preflop so I was just correcting myself
<<<<<<<<<<< Is going to win a C Tier tomorrow
VVVVVVVVVVVVV Makes alot of money playing poker

^^^ thought pimp would post again

<<< doesn't smoke pot

vvv thought this was a thread for kid rock and pimp

^^^ Didn't get that this pot had chips in it, not bud.
<<< Poker supports all the money lost in these disc golf tournaments, lol!
vvv Should bid on my stuff on eBay. :)

^^^ Stuff on eBay isn't his it's stolen from J-Lo's house, but he got caught trying to go thru the junk in her trunk ^^^
<<< Resurrected this thread to life after it's death had been reported
vvv Game needs to resurrected from death by actually shooting a few good rounds vvv

^^^^^ Jealous because Jen filed for a restraining order.
<<<<< Only replying because my game is on life support.
vvvvv Favorite song is "It's raining men." :D

^^^ hits on men
<<< does wear chuck taylors (cause no one else will)
VVV thinks chuck taylor is an ice cream flavor

^^^ Better get over to Reedy Creek and start cooking some burgers!

<<< Buys my Chucks for $10 at the surplus store and laughs when he see's the new age kids drop $50 or more on a pair......Fad Suckers!

VVV Will read the Fad Suckers part and feel bad they spent too much money on cheap sneakers.

^^^ Wears cheap sneakers instead of quality disc golf shoes ^^^
<<< Wears cheap sunglasses on ZZ Top's advise
vvv Hits the first available tree so often he started wearing Treeboks vvv

^^^ needs to think of something better than Treeboks
<<< needs to stop tree whacking
VVV needs to stop whacking....golf balls

^^^^ Needs to beware of the forest .. and I don't mean Wake Forest ^^^
<<< Just watched West Virginia beat Wake Forest
vvv Wonders how may WVU players are engaged to their relatives or had their tractors parked outside the arena :ovvv

^ his first double date was to the movies with his sister AND his goat

v cant type at all when he double-dates

^^^ never had a date
<<< to busy during the date to type
VVV is a master ba(i)ter

^^^^ date consists of his hand and some lotion
<<<< needs a date, but not ^^^ that bad
vvvvv only date they know is the fruit

^^^^ Needs to be saved

<<<<< can save you, just put your hands on your computer screen

VVVVVVVVVV Will say he does not need to be saved but he's wrong

^^^ wasting time with that nonsense
<<< wasting strokes by missing putts
VVV wasting away reading this thread

^--- ...in Margaritaville

<--- Roy Rogers or Perrier

v--- prefers OE800

^^^ Drinks http://www.mbcinfo.com/Breweries/StrohAlum/Strohs_9/Strohs_9_LB.jpg

<<< Drinks http://www.millerhighlife.com/Millerhighlife/images/bnrBottle04.jpg

vvv Drinks a lot of cranberry juice

^^^ Ordered a Cosmopolitan at a bar and promptly had a gentleman ask him "Can I push in your stool ? "
<<< Used to sell Stroh's ... Not Rhett, the Bohemian Brewed Kind
vvv Drinks Red Bull and Vodka while practice putting before a tournament vvv

^^^ speaks Bull while playing in a tournament
<<< "Daaaaa Bulls"
vvv couldn't sit for a few days after the stool incident

^^^^^^^^ Likes talking about stool way too much
<<<<<<<<<<< Got jumped at a club and was lucky he didnt get hit with a stool
vvvvvvvvvvvv Likes to miss 10 footers in Bowling Green and blame them on the wind

^^^^^ misses 10 footers in no wind

<<<<< ca$hes 50 footers to make up for the missed 10 footers

vvvvvv puTTs with a juju

^^^^ REAL ju

<<< TRUE ju

www Want's to be a ju

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Likes being a JU
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Will be cashing ALL of his putts in Bowling Green
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Will get whooped on by me at Bowling Green

^^^^ not true if he plays like he did in his last tournament, which he prolly will
<<<< will make $40 in his side bet after he he beats^^^^
vvvv will also have an excuse after losing to me :D

^^^ pic looks like MC Hammer
<<< Cant touch this
VVV dont want to touch that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The guys above you thinks hes hot sh!tt but doesnt know that it was raining and snowy when i played my last tourney and i had two tournament rolls on one hole that cost me 3rd place.
<<<<<<<<<<<<< Is glad you dont want to touch him and will bet FlyinHigh 50 bucks that he will beat him
VVVVVVVVVVVVV Likes to go to Neverland with Jacko

^^^ didnt realize it was rainy and snowy for everyone in the tourny
<<< already made a bet for BG
vvv needs to start throwing Rocs

^^^ is right about the rocs but is too cocky about Bowling Green
<<< only bowling i do is in the alley
vvv would lose to me in bowling but could torch me in dg

^--- thinks bowling is a sport

<--- bowls with the bumpers up in order to get three digit scores

v--- scores in the back seats of bumper cars

^^^ Host a picture of the water bottle from the EIEIO

<<< Definitely scores in the backseat of bumper cars

vvv Wants to know why I want to see a picture of a water bottle

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Lost 20 bucks to someone in AZ
<<<<<<<<<<<<< Loves to talk smack but its all in good fun
vvvvvvvvvvvvv Prolly hasnt met me and thinks im an [*****]hole

^^^^ Has used bottle on long car trips when driver wouldn't stop.

<<< Unable to fill bottles that way.

vvvv Knows someone who drank one of those bottles.

^^^^^^^^^ Is right about the first bottle thing
<<<<<<<<< Cant wait to leave for Bowling Green
vvvvvvvvv Will hopefully give me a real chance when they actually meet me :D

^^^^^^^^^ Wishes he lived in Wisconsin
<<<<<<<<< Lives in Wisconsin
vvvvvvvvv Probably thinks there are cows on the DG courses

^--- has lame cheese

<--- hates cheese in on-line football

v--- has cheesy moustache

^^^ enjoys fromunda cheese ^^^

<<< gets constipated when i eat cheese

vvv doesn't know what fromunda cheese is vvvv

^--- collects fromunda cheese on his chin...and tosses it on his salad!

<--- thinks salad tossing should be an olympic sport

v---- likes cheesy salad

^^^^ From the land of Fruits and Nuts (and cheese???)

<<<<< must have eaten too much cheese yesterday :o

VVVVVVVVV Cut the cheese

^^^ made me laugh with the previous post ^^^

<<< should have never played this stupid game (disc golf) :)

vvv loves it when Ryan Seacrest says "Seacrest out!" vvv

^^^^^ SMELLED IT....

<<<< BLAMED IT ON THE DOG

vvvvvvv LOVES THE SMELL

^^^^^^ Those that smelt it, delt it.

<<<<< hurts to fart, or is that just way too much information

VVVVVVVVVV Cheesy

^^^ too much info
<<< likes cheesy puffs
vvv doesnt kick *****

^--- hot cheezy poofs...mmmmmm.....

<--- my arse kicks arse

v---- knows enought to leave when chili is served

^^^ Will get some help marking OB tomorrow

<<< Will be eating chili on the final 7

vvv Won't make the cut

^^^ cut one
<<< hates Cutty Sark
vvv is uncut

^^^ ripped one
<<< shanked one
vvv sliced one

^^ Shank went in the water
<< Came close to shanking one in the water 2 weeks ago
vv Will shank one into the water in their next tournament

^^^^^^^must have though a JV disc golfer was going to post here :o
<<<<<<< can't reach the water at my next tourney :(
vvvvvvv smells like dead fish or rotton punanny take your pick :D

^^ Has a High Rating :cool:
<< Didn't expect a 1000 rated player to post and hopes to be able to shoot atleast one 1000 rated round in the next two years :D
vv Wishes that his disc didn't go into the water when they were leading a tournament

^^ jealous cause they havent lead a tournament

<< lead about 3 tourneys and choked them all

VV likes to choke it before tournaments

^^^has the wrong arrows (should be <<<)
<<< throws an aero
vvv has an aerodynamic dome

^^^ Wishes that they would make another run of CE Aero's :D
<<< Doesn't like how Aero's fly :(
vvv Is trying to master their 15 foot putts /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^ is still graspping the basic ideas of putting
<<< uses the aero from behind a tree for the best putt youve ever seen
vvv doesnt like how the next poster flies

^^^ playa hatin ^^^

<<<Forgot all about this thread ^_^

vvv forgot to put on his pants before leavin da house

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Was in my group during the 04 Memorial
<<<<<<<<<<<< Wishes he could go to Masters Cup and play in a group with ^^^^^^ again
vvvvvvvvvvvv Doesnt like when i talk smack and back it up:D

^^^ Doesn't know it was his girlfriends house :cool:^^^

vvv Wondering where his girlfriend is right now. :confused: vvv

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Gets ****** when he comes home and im in bed with HIS girlfriend
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Knows exactly where his girlfriend is right now
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Wishes they could get a girlfriend

^^^^^ Wrong again.

vvvv Wishes girlfriend disc golfed

^^^^^^Loves the Message board
vvvvvvthinks this game is silly

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Talks smack about McCoy being better then someone who has played tournaments for under 2 years
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Only has a problem with a few people on here but everyone hates him for no reason
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv Likes to talk smack about me and prolly doesnt even know me personally

^^^^^^ Father requested a DNA test when he was born. :(
<<<<< I am his Father :(
vvvvvv Mother left him in the woods to be raised by DGer's /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

^^^ better than current situation
<<< looks like he has been raised by wolves
vvv wishing they could raise their rating

^^^^lame
<<<lame for posting

vvvv will probably agree