I didn't kill the thread this time Lou!! IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! :D
Friday? Hello <font color="red"> Red Rockers <font color="black">

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POW!

Friday afternoon at Circle C sounds good, are we teeing off at 3pm? Has anyone heard from Martin, I've been calling him but no answer. He is a terribly important person ya know, team Red Rock's anchor man!

I like the 2:00 o'clock start....I have a function to go to afterwards at the Alligator grill. I have talked to Martin and he is avoiding you, but would not go into specifics as to why :eek: Kidding...he is very busy lately....what with computers and all... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I like 2:00 better also even though Tom didn't invite me to the afterparty.

Martin is a little tied up right now. :eek:

http://www.giantbrain.com/fc/fc01/fc01pix/thumbnails/jc-toilet+paper+wrap+-+field+day.jpg

sorry. i've been testing out my new car.

http://unsafesurfer.blogspot.com/images/1021pumpkin_done.jpg

Still looks drivable, I say it passed.

will mccaine and olse grace us with a cameo appearance on friday?

getch yer butt

You might be able to bask in the Olsian light, but the McCaine aura will be hitting trees and bringing darkness to an out-of-town locale. :p

pecan park open. you lore is as big as mine.

Circle C on Friday at 2pm it is! I'm as excited as a little school girl to see the new course.
What's going on Saturday? Tasker and Hicks take on McCaine & Olse??? upset city baby!!!

read the post above mine. olse, maybe. mccaine, no.

It sounds like Cris is ready for Father/Son weekend. I'll let y'all figure out who's the daddy for Hicks/Tasker. :D

Friday, snitches! I'm coming in straight from work so be ready to kick ... your butt!

wow.

i might get misty if we could actually get metal and turdo. is randy free for fri?

and im bringing shelby the super boxer to keep you loretta lover's honest.

KILL KILL KILL!!

HAPPY EASTER RED ROCKERS!!

http://images.indymedia.org/imc/portland/rabbit-kill.jpg

RED ROCK RED ROCK RED ROCK!!!!

congrats firefighter moreno! looks like easter eggs come in fire truck red too. :D

good to see turbo and hicks. bonus special appearances by olse and yeti.

ps. olse, i think it is high time to call an intervention for your doubles partner. he was out of control.

CAn someone send me some art or picture of the Red Rock of Shame?

I need this no later the 130pm today for it to work, otherwise I will make something up.

DO IT!

Thanx

Lou has provided some pictures of the Rock somewhere on this thread. All I remember is that someone liked the rock just a little too much. :o

i have a better one than this:

red rock = love (http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/martin_t_18372/detail?.dir=8873&.dnm=68bf.jpg&.src=ph)

then lets see it!

can't find it, nix.

lou, you're our only hope!

if lou can't find it, just think of the shape of oregon. Or maybe an upside down nebraska. then scale it from the picture above.

I see it in Martin's hand in that picture

Martin can you find the beach picture? Oregon is a good shape description, with Shame... on the lower right corner. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

how is this?


http://www.imghst.com/uploads/nasdas/RRS.jpg

Fairly accurate, of course Randy has it in his possesion... :eek:

lol.

you forgot the big chunks missing from the numerous times it has been thrown, dropped or forgotten at moody's cabin. :D

accidentally of course.

there you go josh.....Keep doggin them

It's curtains for the great, brown hope. I don't have any pics of <font color="red"> HER </font> on my site. MT's Cancun photo is no longer online. Maybe next year. :p Oregon is close enough anyway. Josh, add some periods to, "Shame..."

I gotta get back to work for TX's toughest grandma.

ok,thanks for playing.


You didn't really think that is what I am using, did you?
;)

You'll have to wait and see it this weekend...

i have the pic at home of loretta's close-up. i will post it tomorrow if it isnt too late.

too late!

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Oh, the shame! :eek:
Even though you missed it all, Happy April Fools Day, James!
Good luck at PPO.

Folks, I know lots of people love this Red Rock thread but I came close to removing it today. Even now, it's annoying to read all those titles that I have not changed yet - as well as to think of the time I will have to spend to do so.

If we end up having to close down DISCussion, we may all be forced to rely on this new technology from the folks at Opera: http://www.opera.com/pressreleases/en/2005/04/01/.

my apologies for the trouble and any extra work for the board mods.

this was all an april fool's day joke to be honest. i dont even know if mccaine is phobic about anything other than his chronic taskerphobia.

Didn't think any ill intent was there, but unintended consequences sometimes come into play.

BTW, if the new Opera technology doesn't work, maybe we could try this out: http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-6452_7-5840040-1.html?tag=nl.e404

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That Tasker guy is a trouble maker. Come to think of it, so are pirates. http://www.rip-productions.ws/forum/images/smilies2/2151.gif

Sorry! I just enjoyed talking about cartoons and puppets loving one another :D:o

It's ONLY LOVE :D:D :p

Or we could all just get one of these.

http://caddisgroup.com/test/Images/can-phone.gif

terry hard at work:

http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/portablepc.jpg

Tasker...your vulgarity and those of your cohorts is reprehensible....I hearby distance myself from your sophmoric approach to this board and life in genereal. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberry!!!! :mad:

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/frenchsn.jpg

RUN AWAY!!!

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/lavache.jpg

It is just a flesh wound!! Tom - manhole

Tasker, what did you do? Posts deleted. Moderators.

Homophobia? I travelled with Olse. :D

James, long time no hear, hope all is well. Your sooners are just marginally better than the longhorns, but light years better than the Vols. :p

it started as an april fool's day joke but now hearing you travelled with olse, well. :D

A call to all red rockers. We need more teams for the ball golf/disc golf challenge. It will be a better event with Bubo and Loretta there. I know the price is steep, but talk to your bosses(not your wives :p) and try to get some sponsorship. This goes for all you voyeurs who like our thread also. Disc golf needs to make the most of this media exposure. This little event has the potential to be a good springboard for future exposure for the sport so lets take advantage of it. O.K. that's my piece. Turbo out!

Oh yeah, I just moved up to Pflugerville and haven't got to play golf since the herd at Circle C. I need two rounds of golf on Saturday so who wants to join Bubo and me?

I may be out of town but if I'm here, I'll give you a holler.

Can't do the golf vs dg thing. I'll definitely be out of town that weekend.

Red rock of shame really stepped up for the TWC.
Thanks guys and plan on it for next year

Count on it Vinnie, it was a pleasure. :cool:

I had a blast even if Tom wouldn't shut his chocolate hole. Thanks to you and your staff for the logo.
http://www.imghst.com/uploads/nasdas/RRS22.jpg

did you get a copy of the tee sign?

I took the one from the pavilion. It's in the Good Times Van for <font color="red"> RED ROCK </font> road trips. If you got the other one, I'll trade you a V4 for it since I forgot this weekend.

you can count on our support next year, and look out for Team Red Rock of Shame at Texas Teams this year!

and the most fun award goes to, team red rock!!

"thank you. on behalf of team red rock, all we can say is the food was good. good night!!"

Just for Martin and Tom. The outfit (http://thejack.humboldt.edu/modules.php?op=modload&name=PagEd&file=index&page_id=995#hautte.jpg) you always wanted. (Be sure and click on the picture)

Those are all DG discs. I thought it was supposed to be made of trash!

im sure everyone's woman would love one of those outfits.

Is "everyone woman" a new term for the average woman, or is it a Hick's zenthing?

By the way James, you sure have the Tasker and Moreno like knack for finding odd stuff on the web. Virtual garbage collectors. :) I like the refuse y'all dredge up and it smells just fine on the screen. ;)

what? :D

i told you to lay off the glue, mccaine.

If I walk through enough web worm silk, will I become a butterfly? Should I cut my hair? Must I not fart in legislative offices? Did I drink too much beer on a Thursday evening? Can the mighty oak sustain a firefighters bowl movement? zzzzzzzzzz

Manhole

Bowl movement? Spare me.

If they are republicans, yes. Wait a minute, this is Texas, the answer is always. Saunter from office to office wishing them all a good day.

make suer you eat lots of cabbage and eggs before you drop by eddie lucio's office.

Silly me....bowel, early, tired, gaseous...spare me, that is good... :)

Get that gas out of your system and head to Twin Parks tomorrow for a fun one day. Anyone else headed to TPCC?

No. lawn duty, then marveling at my icredible good looks.... :cool:
I am thinking of an early morning Sunday round at Searight. 7:30ish.

7:30 pacific time?

Central :cool: actually ended up getting there at 8 ish. ish :eek:

Hey Rockers, Hicks and I talked about trying to get us all to Waco on Saturday. Lou, Tasker, Randy, Tom we need to here back from you, cause it ain't the same with just me and Cris! Sounds like a job for the good times van! :D

:( Sorry, no can do. I'll be in Laredo with the Wife....

waco!!

How about y'all head up the road and play the event in Athens. :p

turdo is broke until further notice, no tourneys for me :mad:

alberts has resorted to juggling turds for money. it's actually a pretty good show but hard to shake his hand afterwards.

http://www.footlooseforays.com/afar.images/turd.w.JPG

It looks as if Chris has "dropped his turd." :p

Tom you will need the good times van for Laredo if you are going to make the trip worth your while. Maybe to spark some romance you should use this line while sipping some tequila with your senorita "I'm gonna send this out to you... if you like it keep it, if you don't you can send it right back... I wanna be on you." signed Ted Burgundy.
I recommend quite a few sips of tequila first.

Martin please post picture of anchor man so my post will be as cool as all the ones with pictures. Maybe they will even delete one of my posts someday :o

Martin please post picture of anchor man so my post will be as cool as all the ones with pictures. Maybe they will even delete one of my posts someday :o



http://www.squidly.com/images/scotch.jpg

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

I'll have my usual meal of scotch, steak and waffles.
Notice Tom has a burly man mustache just like... you guessed it Ted Burgundy. Coincidence, I don't think so.

http://www.amazingben.com/mr-t.jpg

Treat Her Right!! (http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300)

do what B.A. says, sucker!!

Dave Moody
Boston Marthon Time 3:31:48
Great job, that's way too much running for me.

wow! and he is masters age

way to go Dave!!!

i ran to the mailbox the other day. no i didnt.

i ran to the mailbox the other day.



Were you expecting the new phone book? ;)

Congrats Dave.

WTG Dave!!!! Going again next year?

I'M SOMEBODY!!

http://vision.cs.arizona.edu/~schlecht/personal/pictures/jerk.jpg

Dave Moody
Boston Marthon Time 3:31:48
Great job, that's way too much running for me.



**** he got beat by a girl by over an hour, and she stopped during the middle of the race to take a ****. ;)
Your more of a man than I. I once had to run 7 miles in baseball boot camp in college, I thought I was going to die about 75 feet into it :D CONGRATS!

I'M SOMEBODY!!

http://vision.cs.arizona.edu/~schlecht/personal/pictures/jerk.jpg



He hates these cans!!

Break down of Dave Moody running the Boston Marathon (http://www.bostonmarathon.org/cfm_Public/2005/pg_AthleteTrackResults.cfm?&snap=98963335&)

click on search again and enter his last name. GOOD JOB DAVE!!

We still need to talk with lou and randy, but the plan is for martin and cris to meet at my place since I am half way to waco anyway. what time should we leave saturday?

oh yeah, well done Mr. Moody! You are one determined fella.

what time should we leave saturday?



Everyone meet at the Turdopad by 6:30.........central.

Everyone



does everyone include james mccaine too?

i'm not worthy!
i'm not worthy!


http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20050419/w3pope0419/_done_0419wavebig.jpg

Yeah, just meet at the Turdopad at 6:30. :D

Someone just told me the new pope was a nazi. :eek:

german? yes.

old? for sure.

soldier of satan? who can tell with all that make-up?

http://members.aol.com/OUTERSHEL/cards/20-GeneSimmons.jpg

dont wait on mccaine I hear he is going to Athens and is pulling your 3rd leg :D:o

i knew i felt something under my desk. :eek:

http://www.eastcoastwrestlingclub.org/images/gallery/mat_legs3.jpg

Don't worry, they would never get up that early, or ever wait on me. ;)

What is with the McCoy-like sound effects on this thread now? I need to get a belch, fart, or a shut-your-donkey recording, and use it to convey my true feelings. Maybe if Vinnie posts again. :D

Calbert can end all his posts with the sound of a bowl movement plopping into the John. :p

i hear nothing.

i knew i felt something under my desk. :eek:

http://www.eastcoastwrestlingclub.org/images/gallery/mat_legs3.jpg




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What James?

:D A new dimension to the message board.

I was always told that Okies are the best wrestlers. :D

Those sounds make reading the board at work a little more conspicuous! Make it stop.

How about 8am at the turbopad. Also having some friends over for poker and pool friday night, Tasker you can crash up north if your better half allows it. Anyone interested send me a PM. Lou and randy where are you?

yes!! i'm down for that. call you this week.

http://home.earthlink.net/~theoson/MARK-OF-THE-BEAST.jpg

MARK OF THE BEAST!!

I pm'd Sweet Lou, Tasker can you call Randy? See yall this weekend!

Maybe I'll dress as Mr. T on the course from now on. I pitty the fool that gets in the way of my drive!
Congrats Dave on running Boston... now get back to playing disc golf and quit ruining the disc golf slacker image.

i am out for waco this weekend. also, out for poker today at turd's house.

sorry for the late notice.

ps. hicks, you better treat your momma right!! click on link below:

Treat Her Right!! (http://www.ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&amp;bandwidth=300)

Sorry to hear that Martin, looks like Cris and I will be duking it out alone again. We would like to get Bubo back in the mix and have a chance to play for Loretta, but it seems that the rest of the rockers are scared to play the C(h)ris's! :eek:

Those other red rockers are weak, vile mutants I tell ya. They are donkeyclowns, scuzzbuckets, or volunteers. :o Can I say Okies anymore? :p

Not really, I think the world of the redrockers (and Okies). :D
I'm just testing a new language.

Hey James, looks like ***********, donkeyclown, and the rest of your vernacular are PDGA approved! Do you think ********** is pushing the limits?

scores please. and dont tell me that hicks brought his cleats.

I believe Hellman won at cameron with a 3 down and hicks and I were one back at 2 down. Hicks conquered his demons at the beast and won with a 5 over while i took a 7 on the last hole to finish at 9 over. i was one back of hicks going into hole 18 and got too agressive and threw into the lovely woods on the left side. All in all a fun day of golf. Bubo fell off of Hicks' bag so he will have to be replaced after an acceptable time of mourning. We stopped to play Temple after 2 rounds in Waco and I think Hellman won there also. We played quite a bit in the dark so no score report. See you guys at the Tex10 this weekend.

Let me know who all is going to Live Oak this weekend. Maybe we can all carpool somehow. Maybe a trip in the good times van? How was your weekend Tom?

no live oak for me this weekend.

ps. u got beat by an am? (hellman) ;)

good lawd!!

http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fotos/bubo.gif

Float on Lil Sailor! Float on..

LMAO!!!!WHAT???AM???FUNNY SHIITE? Where does that come from Martin?

LMAO!!!!WHAT???AM???FUNNY SHIITE? Where does that come from Martin?



it just comes off the top of my head. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Funny thing is I played like an AM...and still managed to pull out a couple of wins :eek:

I'm back!!!

Went to the Padres game a week ago today. I sat in right field of Petco Park on a cold, drizzly night with Giant fans all over the place. The 1-1 tie was broken by Mark <font color="red">LORETTA</font> who hit a 3 run double in the 7th to put the Padres ahead for good. Never doubt the powers of <font color="red"> THE ROCK </font> .

I'll try to get pictures of her at South Padre and Morley Field posted soon.

We found Hellman is a deadly putter with his bag on after he has had a couple of beers :D

Lou, glad you are back. I had envisioned that you went to the Valley, got abducted and were being held for ransom. Tom, being a natural hero, drove the goodtimes van (is that what it is called) down to the border to negotiate. Money wasn't acceptable. They wanted Bubo. Tom sped home, destroyed both of the Chrisses, rescued Bubo and freed you from the clutches of those with a bad case of Buboenvy. Hicks, feeling the sting of Tom's donkeykicking, quickly made up this story about losing Bubo. He lost it alright, just not the way he described.

Anyways, turns out you were kicking back in SoCal with the beautiful people. My vision is shattered.

Your story is better. I'll go with that one. I made up the SD thing to save everyone the embarrassment. :D

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/Matted_Prints/MP_421996.jpg

you omitted the part where tom knocked out the abductors with his toxic gas from the large quantity of tripas he ingested the night before.


http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~remo/tripas.gif

...and then we went to Boys Town and for some reason it burns. :eek:

http://arc.0daymeme.com/e2/magif.e2b7cc384c1152d9285a34a9834fa71a.thumb.gif

lmao

**** thats hilarious!! lmao!! :D

will the red rock make a appearence at Lago?

good question.

I'm out for this weekend, got a full slate of non-disc golf activities... :( . Actually, Sunday I will be in the gallery at the Kinko's Classic, so I'll be practicing the 'YOU DA MAN!' shouts.... :cool:My struggle with vanity continues, so I'll be trying to get some camera time whenever possible.... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

FYI, guys, I am gonna move this thread into the Miscellaneous category very shortly. It needs to be tucked a little more out of sight of the public eye.

Kind of like the avatar you mentioned in the new DGWN? :D

:D:D:D:D:D

Kind of like the avatar you mentioned in the new DGWN? :D



i read that and totally disagree!! may john keep his avatar!! :D

Kind of like the avatar you mentioned in the new DGWN? :D



Now you're even more famous!

terry, everytime you hit this thread you bring us bad news. ;)

can we send this guy a red rock t-shirt? i wont be happy till i see the red rock in dgwn.

i always thought of us on the club thread. or if you impliment a gangs thread we would move there.

I knew Lou was a troublemaker.

you're not the only one.

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10045000/10045779.jpg

I think that the mentioning of specific message board stuff in DGWN only encourages it more. The 'jiggly fat man' avatar has yet to disappear and Mills is talking more smack than he ever has in his life!

lung there are two words that are forbidden on this thread and one of them is mills.

;)

that's strike one.

If you look at it and read it NONE of what i said before these guys attacked me is SMACK. I was just stating the facts which is why NO ONE but the texas guys have anything to say about what I said. If it was offensive and not the facts then EVERYONE would be ALL OVER me like they are on EVERY OTHER THREAD where i actually am just talking smack :D

Well except for the True Am thread but i dont know where those posts came from I must have black out of something. LMFAO :D

It is possible to ban just one person from a thread?

jiggly and mills. ;)




:eek: :eek: :eek:Im offended maybe i should call you some names and say your rude. Oh wait your just talking smack and having fun so it doesnt bother me one bit :D

I mean you are talking smack arent you :confused: :confused:

lol.

we love michiganers ??

especially the kind in blue and gold.

if you cant feel the swift hand of smack, i guess i better start trying harder.

lol.

we love michiganers ??

especially the kind in blue and gold.

if you cant feel the swift hand of smack, i guess i better start trying harder.



Now thats what i like to hear. Im not a fan of U of M anything so you can bash them all you want. Im a Spartan fan :D

Now that the first one has been uttered, what is the second?

Mills, get the hades out of here before Scooter comes over here and kicks your *** or My Hero ambles by and drops you with his exposed belly.

Im a Spartan fan :D



that's all u had to say:

[*****] em bucky (http://images2.jokaroo.net/videos/footballmascotfight.wmv)

:D

that's all u had to say:



:eek:

Wow, that's as good as one of the aggie corps pulling his sword on the SMU cheerleaders. :D

Please leave the fat jiggly man out of this. You are making it harder and harder for me to leave the house without being noticed. :cool:

BTW, is there such a thing as a fat jiggly emoticon? Google here i come................

http://www228.pair.com/judygale/spic1020.gif


http://www228.pair.com/judygale/bigsm.jpg


and me before i discovered ***** foods.....

http://www.naptime.org/fat.gif

The power of the rock. First somehow Bubo gets torn from my bag, then Spartan cheerleaders attack Bucky, now our thread gets moved. That rock of shame has more power than we know. And now that it has such power we are going to have to start paying Martin, Tom, Lou, and Randy appearance fees just to show up with the **** thing. Metal has apparently disappeared Bruce Lee style so as not to get the rock again.

Drew Metal Mike last night at the ROCK!!!

Two smartdonkey responses: Did you draw him with a newcastle in his hand? or Did he fetch your disc outta the water? :D

metal is in thundercloud h*ll right now..

the whole "rolling back the prices month" but is almost over.

we will here from FOCKER again.

http://www.hilozoo.com/images/I_tour/hippo/big-mouth.jpg

yes newcastle in hand and no shots in the water for us :D

Poker at Albert's tonight. Anyone intersted call 789-4778. Tournament style with $10 buy-ins. Start 7-8 hopefully.

no cards for me tonight.

going to auditorium shores to get my funk on!!

http://www.soul-patrol.com/newsletter/news15/george2003.jpg

Poker at Albert's tonight. Anyone intersted call 789-4778. Tournament style with $10 buy-ins. Start 7-8 hopefully.



i guess no tx 10 for you guys tommorrow!! :D

I'd rather watch the boat races in WACKO!! :eek:

I'll call you AL-bert

we didnt even make the requirements for club status.

i told him we are more of a gang than anything else..

la clika esse!!! :D:D

Lo que necesito es una pica de la cuca!!!! :D

http://www.paloaltoonline.com/news_features/whiskey_gulch/images/gang_sign_jpg.jpg

o'delay

I hope I don't get beat up now that we are a gang :eek: cool:. Ehh, Tom usually sticks up for me, God love em :cool:.

Good lord! Did'nt even get moved to "other clubs" or "courses"? What a maroon! Hey what do I have to do to get initiated? :D

Invite Only...sorry Mike and no I'm not in. I wouldn't dare associate with vatos locos. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :p

they are a mean group .....puzzies :D

Now that is Funny! No...no..no thats HILLARIOUS!!!! :D

lmao

Invite Only...sorry Mike and no I'm not in. I wouldn't dare associate with vatos locos. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :p



blood in blood out carnal!! :cool:

Good lord! Did'nt even get moved to "other clubs" or "courses"? What a maroon! Hey what do I have to do to get initiated? :D



fishy,
First agree to join the circle of death and carry around a rock in your bag if you shoot worse than anyone else.

Then you get jumped in. You're the practice basket while we putt for an hour.

You also have to be willing to ride on top of the van while Tom drives around yelling, "Hey, Ron, have you seen the new guy?"

The last and most important step is to have one of your posts replaced with "post deleted by Terry_the_Pirate_ Calhoun " :D :D
Preferably on another thread since this one is always on the brink of bannishment. ;)

Well hell, I think I'm 2/3 done with the requirements and I was'nt even attempting to join. :D;) ;)

yeah , good luck if you dare!! it was the van thing that got me!! it sounds easy , but **** i could not do it!! :D

Terry,
Thanks for moving the thread. It seemed like less of a big deal on the old board that it was under "other PDGA topics," but since the switch to the more defined topic areas on the new board, it always seemed out of place.

Special thanks for not moving it to the moderated section. My Hero's not even allowed to post there, is he? No cussing. No flaming. No jiggling. :D

stuck btw Favorite Family Guy Episodes and Cool Websites That Have Nothing to do with Disc Golf..

i feel so cheap.

This reminds me of those Uecker commercials where he says something like "I must be in the front row."

Wow, I didn't even know this section was down here. I don't think people look past clubs very often. Well I guess we have free reign to be as obscene and crude as we like here in the red-headed stepchild area. :p

WHAZUP FAHKERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAZUP FAHKERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



give this man a beer!!

SWEET!!!!

MT, PM

Well put another mark on my slate. Another thread has been deleted by Terry. :o

simmer down

HUH?

I either missed it or didn't miss it enough to notice.

Easy V. I did it with class and style. ;) Can I hide in here for awhile? They are looking for me out there. :D:D:D

where's your new avatar, sweet lou? truffle shuffle, please.

who's playing coto? :eek: :eek:

randy said it is now 18 holes?!?! what holes are missing or have been combined to make 18?

cong: check ur PM.. :cool:

Lou, you only have one post. Therefore, I should not take you seriously, :D but I will due to your position within the community and your membership in the Red Rock gang.

Speaking of that position, on my way back to Houston on Friday, near the thriving metropolis of Garfield. I had to stop every 150 feet for the school bus from Del Valle.

You need to get on top of that. Make those kids walk five miles through the snow to the busstop like I did as a child. ;) You're pampering them. Are those people near Garfield lazy or something? :p

garfield... some of the best pad thai i have ever had.

what was james blathering about?

where's your new avatar, sweet lou? truffle shuffle, please.

who's playing coto? :eek: :eek:

randy said it is now 18 holes?!?! what holes are missing or have been combined to make 18?

cong: check ur PM.. :cool:



you haven't played the new layout? :confused: :confused:

COTO...I'm in! So is Lauren, my daughter and her boyfriend Mario....(rec's) I've got to be careful with posting here now as I don't want to get "scroll finger" :mad:which could adversely affect my already weak game :eek:

James, same Lou; new and improved sweetness. :)

MT, no jiggle for me. I don't want to take My Hero's schtick.
I'm signing up for COTO today. Getchyerbutt out to Pease and play the new layout. 1&2 are combined to make new hole 1. Old 8, 9, & 10 are combined into new hole 7.

Anyone want a piece of <font color="red"> THE ROCK </font> ?

can't make it today but might swing by the trailer at lunch to sign up...in rec with lauren and mario. :p

dont take scroll finger too lightly, you could lose more than just your game..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/01/28/uexiles.jpg

James ...you were out in Garfield and didn't stop by :(
It was a good thing you didn't ...we were having a hanging and we were looking for out of towners

You mean furiners?

I was looking up the Del Valle ISD brain trust and look what came up (http://www.del-valle.k12.tx.us/board_home.htm). Sweet Lou!!!!!!! On my computer, he takes the longest to load, but he sure cleans up nice. By the way, see if you can spot rappin in the picture at the top?

http://www.del-valle.k12.tx.us/Admin/School%20Board/Luis%20Moreno%20HR%20C.jpg

man, lou is huge!!

He's a formidable character.

Are they screaming Louuuuuu or Huuuuuge? :D

Usually only the ladies call me, "Huge." Then I have to tell them it's not nice to talk about my gut like that. :o

There sure are a lot of photo editting tools on the market. It too bad y'all couldn't have used one before posting that picture. :D

like i always have said, screw the dial-up..

im outta here!! next stop, vegas!!

sorry, loretta. no girls allowed.

http://las_vegas.thetravelagents.com/images/vegas.jpg

Happy cinco de mayo vatos!! nice pic louie :D

I have irrefutable proof that the whole concept on which the Red Rock of Shame is based is a hoax.

These men talk about the "shame" involved in carrying Loretta, but I can prove that they like it, and are afraid to be without their beloved preciousssssss for too long.

I think I'll call Hard Copy.

send me the article from the Burnett Times when it publishes.

Man, I thought you were Westward Ho. You can always play 16 at the Beast again with Olse. I need a new story. ;)

Who has Loretta anyway? I bet it is Lou since he is always trying to dial up a match. Lou, you should play Waco. Albert is sure to get sucked up by the Brazos and Hicks, being such a nice boy and all, will dive in to save him. Their impending ordeal, plus the strokes will have Loretta tending to their wounds.

we all decided the red mask of shame was a little too hot for texas summers:

http://www.rockfanshop.com/shop/images/PINN%20RED%202.jpg

I've got <font color="red"> THE ROCK </font> . You should be a detective, James. Many already see you as a private dik. :eek:

MT, a westward ho?
I always thought of him as more of a wayward ho.
http://images.clickmusic.co.uk/pages/prostitute.jpg

i stopped hanging around the boat docks a long time ago, lou.

Now your slumming at the airports!! Lou, Martin says he is in for coto, true? Lou true true Lou hoop de do Lou, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :p

That's what it says HERE (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=4945).

Turbo, Tom, MT, Lou and <font color="red"> LORETTA </font> will all be there.

just got word that firefighter moreno is also a go for coto.

RED TEAM GO!!
RED TEAM GO!!

ps. possible bbq and cards at hacienda de tasker saturday.

getch yer butt!!

Will there be a Hitman sighting?? :eek:

Will there be a Hitman sighting?? :eek:



hitman will be there...beware!

http://www.libbintech.com/image/hitman.jpg

MT, COUNT ME IN FOR COTO!!!!!

Registering tonight!!!!

Got the kiddo squared away, and I am THERE!!!

bring it!!

Metal is in too.
Hitman, getchyerbutt!!!!! You're the only <font color="red"> ROCKER </font> not signed up yet.

I was just thinking about shaving my head and maybe carrying a couple of machine guns could help me too at COTO. I am signed up - could this be the whole crew?!
Will Tom dangerously drive with a bag on top of the van or have to stop a dangerous criminal with only his bare hands ... Will Hicks go code red... Don't miss it :eek:

Careful. It doesn't look good on everyone.
http://funnfrolic.co.uk/catalog/images/2240002.jpg

i believe the whole gang is now present.

http://www.geocities.com/~ppicking/og-28.jpg

What's Up, /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Fellow <font color="red">RED ROCKERS</font>, :p :p :p

Looks like all of "the gang" members will be there. :) :) :)

<font color="red">RED ROCKER'S</font> Playa Haters List,
Firefighter Moreno :cool::cool::cool:
Sweet Lou ;) ;) ;)
Mr. T :confused: :confused: :confused:
Metal (BAGGER)
Mr.Pierce :D:D:D
Hitman :( :( :(
Turdo :eek: :eek: :eek:

Other notables who were too scared to get jumped in: :mad::mad::mad:
Suda :o:o:o
Mitch /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

well-well...jump this :o

well-well...jump this :o



word!! :D

Mitch,
Your initiation would be all 4 rounds of a tournament with Metal. "WHAT'S UP, FOCKER?" :D

Mitch,
Your initiation would be all 4 rounds of a tournament with Metal. "WHAT'S UP, FOCKER?" :D



holy crap!! i would take the jump in in a heart beat!!lol :D

I am playing at pease after work today, any rockers want to catch a round about 6pm? I need to see the string and play the redesign for the first time.

In order to attract members of the rocker species, you need to conclude your post with "I'll bring the beer." This appeals to their physical needs. Another strategy is to chant "Warriors, come out and play" while knocking Newcastles together. This appeals to both the species physical and social needs. The foolproof method is to have the scantily clad Salma (Selma to the hitman) Hayek purr "Warriors, come out and play" with Newcastles in one hand and Starfire in the other. That method has never failed to lure the species out of their holes.

did someone say scantily?

http://www.wdv.com/CellWorld/Roles/images/gopher.jpg

I heard James is bringing beer, SELMA, and Starfires so I am going to be at Pease after work today around 5:30 - 6pm. Actually James you would be proud, I'm throwing more T-Birds than anything right now.
Turbo have you calculated the stroke differential for the ROCK, Lou might be interested :o
It's gonna be just like a family reunion this weekend /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

No amount of strokes will help unless I get my mind right.

http://www.g21.net/Decgrax/luke1.jpg

"I got my mind right now, Boss."

Would it help if we called you "Cool Hand Lou" ?

It might. I'll eat fifty eggs at MT's house on Sat. Prepare to place your bets.

http://www.openheaven.org/data/openheaven/images/Cool_Hand_Luke_50_eggs.jpg

i believe you will need to bring an extra pair of undies. I hear that gas from fifty eggs can be pretty toxic.

I may have to put another bottle of febreeze in the van!!
I have room for 4 in the <font color="red"> Good Times Van <font color="black"> if you south side vatos need a lift...So far I have <font color="pink"> "Luscious" Lauren, <font color="black"> and <font color="green"> "Mayhem" Mario <font color="black">....Let me know :cool:

still waiting word from cong to see when he is hitting town.

this vato will let you know this afternoon.

Here are the handicaps with current ratings. We are spotting each other one stroke per 12 points of ratings differential.

player rating strokes
Hitman 975 0
Turdo 968 0
Randy 934 3
Handsome Tom 931 3
Tasker 913 5
Metal Mike 899 6
Sweet Lou 832 12

This is how many strokes Hitman and I are spotting you guys each round. Do a little math to figure it out between everyone else.

here is results from COTO a few years back. maybe your caculations arent too far off..

coto (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=3699#Intermediate)

McCaine, I know you are out there. You know odds and standard deviation and all that, so help us out with the handicapping would ya? :D

I'm assuming this a tournament long thing. Therefore, I'm betting that Loretta breaks up with Lou and falls hard for Martin. :D

However, I cannot place any odds, because y'all are scoundrels (except for Hicks of course) and might drug your opponents to win the bet. :D

Those strokes are on a per round basis, so after three rounds hicks and I will have to spot Lou 36 strokes and so forth. Come on handi-man help me out here.

12 strokes is a bit much. I'm not consistantly that bad. :o
Put me at 6 with Metal. That should be pretty fair.

Plus we're eating hard boiled eggs at Tasker's for <font color="red"> THE ROCK</font>. The Hitman may be able to eat half of one. Get in my belly!

Plus we're eating hard boiled eggs at Tasker's for <font color="red"> THE ROCK</font>.. Get in my belly!



i hope that is not sat night!!! :D

Ok lets give Lou 8 strokes, 12 is just too many. I don't care what the ratings suggest. I decree 8 strokes to be the maximum any player is to be spotted while playing for Loretta.

signed,

King Turdo

Is "fungalate" even a word? Didn't think so.

8 is :cool:with me. GETCHYERBUTTS!!!!

<font size=+3>MISSING!</font>
http://www.centxdglove.com/uploads/mrgay.jpg

If seen, please call <font color="red">LORETTA</font> at 1-800-<font color="red">RED</font>-<font color="red">ROCK</font>. :p

Missing? .......... MT. Where are you?

Simply put, he is not missing. Since I predicted that Loretta would fall hard for him and since my predictions are often wrong and since I needed to gain some credibility, I kidnapped MT and locked him in a basement for round 3. However, he started to fumigate the basement and I had to let him out. He is now on the run from the Red Rock of Shame and seeking the Amber Rock of Understanding. ;)

I'm not buying it. Coming soon...

THE <font color="yellow">YELLOW</font> ROCK OF COWARDICE :D
http://www.thenarrative.net/archive/bigyellow.jpg

http://www.dougrusty.com/FunnyPhotos/quitter.jpg

what happened to Tasker?? :D

Meow, snarf snarf!