same thing that happened to tasker at dave's house. the wife called and i said, "how high?"

ps. no matter what your score is after the first day, lie to your wife and tell her you are in 1st. makes it a lot harder for her to bargin with you. :D

lol :D, just tell her your on top of the card!!

Or, you could turn the celly off. :o:D

Anyone not playing on Sunday come out to Circle C ball golf course and support the Lance Armstrong Foundation and me, Turbo as Landers and I try to beat my father and his partner. Should be a good time. Starts at 1PM so get there at noon and watch some interesting golf.

hwo was it? did you guys beat the ball golfers?

I heard Coda and Joe Rotan(Twisted Flyer) shot a burning 62 against the ballers and took first with another disc team comming in second. :D

thats correct!! dg'ers spanked the ball golfers big time!! there were probably 6 or 8 teams under par!! some seriously sick rollers!! I saw coda and joe have a drop in 3 on a 1050' hole!!

sweet.

did they play the same yardage as the b-golfers?

oh yeah
whites to the same greens.

uber-sweet

when they were doing the ball golf hole in one contest (512') coda steps up with a disc and hits the pole!!

And Vinnie steps up with a club and hits a ball very close to the hole. No ball golfer beat it. HAHAHAHAHA

when they were doing the ball golf hole in one contest (512') coda steps up with a disc and hits the pole!!


wow.



And Vinnie steps up with a club and hits a ball very close to the hole. No ball golfer beat it. HAHAHAHAHA



nice job v-man!!

funny thing is , coda did the same thing on there last hole they played . same distance as the hole in one , the disc was on or next to the base of the basket!! With a freakin firebird!!! :D

Hicks and I began the 7 course tournament, The Red Rock Gauntlet, yesterday at scenic Wells Branch. All Rockers are encouraged to participate as you will be forced to play a variety of courses and stay focussed as we will compare total strokes after all courses are played. We are thinking of using Wells Branch, Round Rock, Pease, Bart, Circle C, and the two courses at Wimberley. Let me know if you guuys would rather play other courses. Wells Branch is a definite as we have already played it, and it is the designated uber-birdie course. Also we decided you must have another Red Rocker there to witness your rounds and you only get one shot at each course. No playing Pease 12 times until you shoot 8 under. Anyway let me know what you guys think.

Oh Wells Branch Scores(18 Holes)
Turbo 43
Hicks 49

Sounds cool.

Wimberly should be the finale with as many of us there as possible.

ANYONE WANT TO PLAY AFTER WORK TODAY? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Looks like Randy, Lou, and I are playing Pease today at about 5. Anyone else want to play? All scores will be final. PLAY THE GAUNTLET! :eek:

...OR DIE!!!! :D

I jumped 33 rating points. There may need to be some new stroke calculations.

Here are the new handicaps after the ratings update.

Hicks-0
Albert-0
Tom-3
Randy-4
Martin-4
Metal-5
Lou-8

...OR DIE!!!! :D

I jumped 33 rating points. There may need to be some new stroke calculations.



sweet jump, lou!! see. sweetness can pay off.

looking for a new avatar?

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/304/bowlingnuts.gif

Someone post the scores from yesterday. Hicks wins at Pease with a nice -4, Turbo even, Randy +5 I think, and Lou +10.

<table border="1"><tr><td> Name</td><td>Pease</td><td>W Branch</td><td>Total</td><td>Handicap</td><td>Score
</td></tr><tr><td>Hitman</td><td>50</td><td>49</td><td>99</td><td>0</td><td>99
</td></tr><tr><td>Turbo</td><td>54</td><td>43</td><td>97</td><td>0</td><td>97
</td></tr><tr><td>Tom</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>21</td><td>-21
</td></tr><tr><td>Martin</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>28</td><td>-28
</td></tr><tr><td>Randy</td><td>58</td><td>0</td><td>58</td><td>28</td><td>30
</td></tr><tr><td>Metal</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>35</td><td>-35
</td></tr><tr><td>Lou</td><td>64</td><td>0</td><td>64</td><td>56</td><td>8
</td></tr><tr><td> </tr></td></table>

How's that? I'll add more courses as we play more.
I didn't start very strong. I may need MT to pull a no-show again.

according to COTO ratings, hitman shot a 1011 rated round yesterday. Way to go bro. My bogey, bogey finish was fun to experience I must add! I would hate to use that cushion I had to my advantage. :p

10 over!!!! Who shoots 10 over at Pease? :p

I'm never giving Lou strokes.

I shot ten over a pease. :Dwait nevermind -1 and -2 my 1st time there. I saw the RROS guys at searight when I was there and heard some shite going down. :D

10 over!!!! Who shoots 10 over at Pease? :p



That sounds like something I would do. I have this really cool, new system where I play very poorly over the first few holes and then trying climb out of the hole I dug myself into the rest of the round. :mad:

Matt, you didn't see enough of the madness to get a true appreciation. I gets much worse than that.

Sounds like the guys at jack brooks. :D

Matt you can be a Red Rocker but with the game you talk you would have to give everyone 3 stokes on top of our normal handicaps :o. Anyone not going to Lago, lets play a round on sat, sunday, monday or all 3. We just need to beat the rain.

I though talking trash was all part of it. :D:D

Oh, it is my friend, it is!

Hey, if you are going to play on sat, sun, and mon, why aren't you playing at Lago. Don't give me any reason that includes the word money. Just change your poker game to booray and clean up.

Matt, you are still at a corruptible age. Don't hang around these guys. Well, you can hang around Hicks, but the rest are Trouble. :D

Greenback, clams, and dead presidents. Also I am no longer playing c-tiers with the exception of enough tx tens to get bonus cash. I will do something to support the tourney like staff, or donate a raffle disc signed by about 25 world champions.

Matt even talks trash in tourneys. I saw him tell David Tomlinson not to miss the putt that sent the 2 of them into a playoff at the Red Rock Show. :eek:

But really Lou, who would listen to Matt during a round? :p

Matt even talks trash in tourneys. I saw him tell David Tomlinson not to miss the putt that sent the 2 of them into a playoff at the Red Rock Show. :eek:



I sure did but it was a 4 footer. :D

But really Lou, who would listen to Matt during a round? :p



No clue but whoever does is going down. Head games my friends head games. :D

Matt even talks trash in tourneys. I saw him tell David Tomlinson not to miss the putt that sent the 2 of them into a playoff at the Red Rock Show. :eek:



ok. ok. i know matt talks trash but to sign trash to a deaf guy is a whole nother level of trash talking. i mean, trash signing.

i dont even think we give strokes to people who toss gateway. no reason to add insult to injury. :eek:

No need to spot me strokes i can take some Austin boys. By the way i liked all the courses I played a lot.

With so many of us there do you guys want to make Lago part of the gauntlet. That is of course assuming we get to play one round without rain because I doubt very much the other rockers would make a special trip to Lago in the rain to have the same conditions!

good to see you decided to play this weekend chris!!! :D

Don't add Lago to the gauntlet. You'd have to set up the 3 temp holes for everyone that doesn't play this weekend if you did and we'd have to choose which of the 3 rounds we'd take. It's easier to do without.

Oh yeah, glad you could make it. :)

we're putting in flooring this weekend in the entire downstairs. oh, what fun!

sorry rockers. no loretta at the flying solo.

I actually don't think Martin is whipped at all. It is just an excuse to save him embarrassment. :p

james shoots one 1000 rated round at a C tier and he thinks that will save him and his asstros from embarrassment.

i see a handicap and a ring of fire in your future!!

ps. congrats to my firefighter moreno!! one three putt away from the 1st. ;)

The rumor was that Martin was going to play golf on Monday. True or not? If true, are you still courting Loretta?

more like spooning loretta.

no golf on monday sunday saturday or friday.

the red rock did get a new coat of paint courtesy of i love lou_cy.

Now I know how Martin's mind thinks: the week goes "monday sunday saturday... friday"
Wow my mind is going to explode or is that implode.

"I was there Saturday...,I mean Monday or Thursday??" zzzzzzzzzzzzzz it was awesome. :D

was tasker the only loretta lover not in lago??? nice shooting randy!!

Tom wasn't there but he has more of a love 'em & leave 'em attitude when it comes to <font color="red">LORETTA</font>.

It doesn't look like Mr. T is going to let <font color="red">HER</font> leave the house anytime soon. :p

It doesn't look like Mr. T is going to let HER leave the house anytime soon.



You got it backwards. Loretta is like that dummy in the movie: she is now in total control of Martin, harping at him when disc golf is mentioned, demanding more attention with every new day, jeolous of the other "rocks of color." She has transcended her igneous birth to become a ruler of men. :p

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005R5G9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

sweet. I always liked andrew mcarthy movies.

ps. Metal Focker called and said he is looking to play Thursday after work.

http://www.criagenesis.cc/consuelamating.JPG

<font color="red">SHE</font>'ll never turn into a real woman, no matter how much you love her. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

When does Metal get out on Thurs? 9pm?

that is so distrubing..almost as much as the embryo transfer.

those are some realistic stuffed animal:

http://www.criagenesis.cc/ETdonorflush.JPG

WELL, I HERE.........
DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ THE 30 PAGES......
OOOPS, NOT KEEPING UP IS GOING TO KILL ME..



I'M TAKING MY BOSS OUT TO CIRCLE C FOR A ROUND TOMMORROW, WE;LL BE TEEING OFF AROUND 4:20.
UNLESS ANYONE NEED MORE TIME TO MAKE IT OUT.
CALL ME IF YA NEED US TO WAIT.

NEXT ROUND AFTER THAT??????????????
I'LL KNOW BY FRIDAY, WHICH DAY IT WILL BE NEXT WEEK.

ps. Metal Focker called and said he is looking to play Thursday after work.



DOES THIS MEAN THAT LORETTA IS COMING OUT OF HIDING, THURSDAY WASN'T ON THE STRIKE OUT LIST.
??????????????????????????????????????????

ANYONE COMING OUT????????????

BTW: I'M THE ONLY ADVANCED PLAYER THAT DID NOT, REPEAT ..... THAT DID NOT FINISH UNDER FOR THE WEEKEND.
4 OVER (from the first round)
NEXT CLOSEST WAS -2 DOWN...................

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW WHO'S SANDBAGGGGING BEYOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are BAGGER!!! lol :D

no golf for me today. circle c sounds fun.

I'm out. I'll be digging half way to China or at least until I get to the pipe with the tree roots in it. Hopefully I'll finish this weekend.

Metal finally comes out to play and nobody joins him. Sad times.

http://www.bad-candy.com/images/random/frontpage/sadclown.jpg

http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/NEVERMORE/archives/dead-santa.jpg

Wow, he lived longer than Jiminy Cricket. I wonder what finally did him in? Did he get caught up in the new millenia terrorist crackdown, downed by F-16s when his sleigh strayed too near the whitehouse, fired by Jerry Falwell for promoting non-christian values by giving away purple teletubbies? or he is simply chillin in a Mexican coastal village, sipping margaritas and awaiting another, soon to be annual event: Visor boy prowling the sidelines thinking "Hey, I haven't heard Rockytop all day."

Congratulations to Randy and the new addition to his family!! Bouncing baby bagger...I mean Boy!! :) Hope the wife and newest little one are doing well. :D

congrades!

sweet , congrats to the moreno family!! :D

Congratulations Randy and all the Moreno clan. Don't let these new responsibilities interfere with golf and Astro games. :p

Well on second thought, maybe Astro games, but not golf. Don't become a Taskerian. :eek:

Yep. Congratulations to the other Moreno family. :) It sounds like everything went well.

James, what kind of advice is that? Responsibility, Schmesponsibility! Now wonder Mike turned out the way he did. :D

hey lou , who is older you or randy?How many other brothers do you guys have? lmao, gotta love those nieces and nephews!!! lol :p

Haha. Very funny Dr. Jones. :D

I'm older by the way but we're still only as related as Bill and George Clinton. :p P-Bubba-Funk!!!!

Who is George and who is Bill? Hmmmmm? Well, you ARE an elected public servant.

I guess I should think twice about accepting cigars from you. :p

Who is Leon? and where in the hell is Martin. I miss Martin. He was a good guy. ;)

You got a Lewinsky. Savor the flavor.

Who's Leon? Take your pick.
http://bunny.incoming.jp/leon.jpg

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/mm-wm5-008.gif

http://home3.inet.tele.dk/c-4/photogallery/Leon_Trotsky.jpg

Since I was confusing Leon and Martin, I'll take No 2 with No 1's facial hair and No 3's political leanings: a hippie lisping political rants through the hole in his teeth as he fights off Ali whose shuffling round reciting poetry. :p

Actually, in my research, I learned that Leon #1 is an Okie, but he has all his teeth, unlike Leon #2 who is missing most of his, but apparently is not an Okie. I am really confused. :confused: ;)

Nice composite of the Leon trio. Now it does sound like Mr. T. :D

Leon Russell is an Okie. Should I get Nina and 2putt to post by saying that Darrell Royal and Leon were the only good things to come out of Oklahoma? Nah! :)

Home Sweet Oklahoma (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AipSAV8ThtQ8VivOzue_bEcJGbgF;_ylu=X3oDMTBkamR jYTdoBHNlYwNiZ2NvbnRlbnQ-/SIG=12teiju73/**http%3a//www.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hurl.exe%3fclipid=002947801050006900%26cid=600109)

http://bluesbar.org.uk/blues_music/celebrities/Leon.jpg


famous leon from the bar down the street. man, that guy tells some of the best jokes.

Hey Rocker types, I am making a trip to Gonzales on Saturday to prep for the upcoming Tex10 and because I have never played it before. Anyone want to go? Hell, any of you that just hang out to look at the pics on this thread let me know if you wanna go.

No can do, amigo. I've still got a lot of work to do around the house. I wish I could. I haven't played out there in a long while. Take McCaine & Son with you. They're always down for a trip to Gonzales.

and dont forget the bbq.

no can do this weekend. loucy, ill call you after work.

red rock pic of the day is in honor of mike tyson's return to the ring:

http://img.infoplease.com/images/t/y/s/o/n/tysonbite.jpg

Let me eat the baby. :)

Hello my red friends. Kris Hartley is coming into town next weekend and we are going to do a bit of camping out at Wimberley. Probably just camping Sat. night and playing Circle C on the way in on Sunday. Lets make this a party! Who's coming with me? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

what time on the sunday morning round...and i know that would be very much a guess

I'm out again. House and Juneteenth this weekend. RGV next weekend.

Do these <font color="red"> RED ROCKERS </font> really play disc golf? :confused:

home projects sat adn father's day on sunday.

what's disc golf? sounds familiar.

hey guys,

I meant the weekend after this one. NOT Father's Day weekend, but the one after that. Sorry for the confusion. Now can anyone go?

What is RGV? Does it stand for the "Really Ghey Van," cause I'm starting to think that's what y'all need to transport your sorry, no disc-golf playing azzes around these days. Although it has been pretty hot here lately. :p

Come help me dig. Only then will I entertain any complaints about the heat. :p

I don't think Tom's going to like you renaming his van like that. For those that don't remember that far back, Tom Peirce was another guy that used to play DG too.

who's tom?

El Debarge lover, didn't you really mean to ask, "Who's Johnny (http://www.johnny-five.com/fanart/7.jpg)?"

Tom hasn't posted. I haven't heard any sightings of him on the course. How do I know that you didn't kill him and have spent the last weekends slowly digging his grave. Pipe? Yeah, sure. ;)

I'm not dead yet! :cool:My time seems to have been taken up with "Things" that preclude me from playing this beloved sport. Must try harder to play.... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Please leave the "Good Times Van" out of this James...it is very sensative. :eek:

Tom "Pipe" Peirce is missing? :eek:

tom is coming over this weekend for some putting and manual labor, he just doesnt know it yet.

i will give you guys the tom report on monday. until then, enjoy the latest albums i picked up from antone's:

sweet music (http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html)

If by coming over to your house you mean that I will be at my house pulling up carpet, then you are correct sir!! :eek:

YOU ARE SOME BUSY GUYS! I WILL BE READY TO PLAY THIS WEEKEND SO CALL ME AT 990-0548 IF ANYONE WANTS TO GET BACK ON THE GAUNTLET. POKER TONIGHT AT MY PLACE. PM ME IF INTERESTED.
LATER TATERS

tom pulls up carpet with his teeth.

Operation: Confident Flush was a success. Leave no child in the pool behind. :D

I'm still out for next weekend, Turbo. I may be able to squeeze some disc golf in next week. A <font color="red"> GAUNLET </font> round may be in order after taking a month off.

im out too.

Out, out and out... :( I start a new part time gig this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Hint...Orange apron, tall ceilings.... :cool:

Tom, what are you going to do when Lou comes into the store and asks "Young man, I need help with my sewer pipe. It appears to be clogged"? ;)

What he better do is take down a list of the things I need and then buy it later with the employee discount. :)

Not on my watch Lou!! :mad:Plus the department I am supposed to work in has a more "shocking" aspect to it.... :eek: Also James, anything required to clean Lou's sewer pipe would need to be purchased at the Adult Megaplex on South I-35.

Don't you think a blowup doll would just clog it more?

tom is just in it for the women!

http://www.succubas.com/images/products/278_large_image.jpg

Long time no see my homies from the south. For an update on the Gauntlet, Albert & I played Circle C: Hicks scores a 68, and Albert scores a 70 (funny how the guy that posts the scores is always the one with the good score :eek:). No it wasn't one of Turbo's finer moments. I was looking at the score card - Did you get spit for your 2 on hole 3 Chris (thumber over the top)? I have you for a 3 on that hole.
Whenever ya'll get through, digging, laying tile, getting jobs, and having babies... call me and let's play some golf. Sunday I am free, Saturday me work.
PS - Chris call me, your cell # at work isn't working.

yes, I did get spit on that 5 foot putt, and I shot an 80 not a 70. all in all a truly terrible round of golf. considering it counts for the gauntlet, I have some serious work to do on the other courses we play! I'll be at Wimberley on saturday and camping there that night if anyone wants to join me and a couple friends. Then I will be at Circle C Sunday morning for some revenge.

Not a lot of DG activity by the <font color="red">RED ROCKERS</font>.
<font color="red">LORETTA</font> is probably buried under MT's new floor. Louder! Louder!

<table border="1"><tr><td> Name</td><td>W Branch</td><td>Pease</td><td>Bart</td><td>Circle C</td><td>R Rock</td><td>Circ Hill</td><td>Meadow</td><td>Handicap</td><td>Total</td><td>Adj Total</td><td>Avg
</td></tr><tr><td>Hitman</td><td>49</td><td>50</td><td></td><td>68</td><td></td><td></td><td>0</td><td>167</td><td>167</td><td>55.67
</td></tr><tr><td>Turbo</td><td>43</td><td>54</td><td></td><td>80</td><td></td><td></td><td>0</td><td>177</td><td>177</td><td>59.00
</td></tr><tr><td>Tom</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>3</td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Martin</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>4</td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Randy</td><td></td><td>58</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>4</td><td>58</td><td>54</td><td>54.00
</td></tr><tr><td>Metal</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>5</td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Lou</td><td></td><td>64</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>8</td><td>64</td><td>56</td><td>56.00
</td></tr><tr><td> </tr></td></table>

louder, Louder, LOUDER! LOUDER!!

also, tis some visitor tapping at my chamber door. Nevermore.

Rockers still coming out to Circle R this weekend?

hey mitch, kris hartley and I are headed there Saturday. You and Patty going?

Mr. T, is that a <font color="red">ROCK</font> in your pocket or are you just happy to be online?

finally shot a good round at circle c. after playing both courses at wimberley on saturday, we stopped at circle c sunday morning. i had three 6's and still managed to shoot a 69. I think that is my best there so far. Let me know when the red rockers start playing golf again :p

You, Cris, Lou and Randy are the only rockers left. The rest have become little grains of sand falling between Kubala's fingers. ;)

Martin is starting the virtual disc golf site, where you post back and forth your shots and scores hole by hole and whoever loses ends up with the virtual red rock of shame. The virtual red rock of shame will be in CD rom form, you will wear it around your neck like an employee badge and it will load your computer up with viruses that keep you from typing in that next putt correctly or cause you to shank your drive right off the computer screen. I'm about to throw in another ace on hole one at Circle C as soon as I finish this next doughnut and coffee. Don't tell the boss... it's Virtual Disc Golf! (Not yet sold in stores)

I bet this virtual game allows a very long time to choose your disc. :p

It would have to if MT is playing it.

The player also lets out a high pitched scream and runs like a chicken with its head cut off when he walks through a spider web. :D

that spider was freak'n huge. :D

Run away! Run away! Run away!

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/79/2d/Elope_Kid_s_Spider_Hat_Toys-resized200.jpg

Hey fellas,
I am headed out to Twin Parks this weekend for the 4th. Probably will be there Sunday and Monday, anyone wanna go?

I'm going Sunday morning but won't be there all day. Just the morning mini and maybe lunch.

Someone throw a red and white stocking cap on Mr. T so we can play Where's Martin.

http://www.yourlifestorybooks.com/miva/graphics/00000001/waldo_md.jpg

TASKER!!!! Where are you?

Tasker was seen driving around the parking lot at Circle C yesterday afternoon. He was holding the YELLOW ROCK OF COWARDICE out the window and yelling, "Remember me?"

Martin, John is looking for you. I heard he has waited and waited and waited and now he is sending out his goons. I begged him not to since I like you and like it when horses are on the track, rather than in someones bed. However, he has some of that Italian blood and you have delayed too long. He is using muscle now. Not even Tom with his Home Depot apron can save you now.

If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times "If you withhold someone's buzz, you're gonna get it." Well, I'm glad you got six fingers, cause I hear they just give you a little taste on the first visit. :eek: :p

but Grand Dragon James, MT is holding some Buzzz's for me. I have some super sweet stuff for him for their replacement.

Tell him to quit banging the schule monkey in the woods and send me some Buzzz's! :D

Mr. T, quit banging the schule monkey in the woods and send My Hero some Buzzz's!

Done. :cool:

Thanks Lou!

Stay on him for me please...........No, not the Monkey.....Martin!!! :D

vvv <font color="orange"> I even changed my sig for MT </font> . vvv

Alright that's it. I'm sending out my own EASTSIDE GOONS to track down Tasker...Austin DG isn't the same without the strong supporting members of the RED ROCK crew. My thrills have been whittled down to Hicks,Albert and (dare I say it, ahem,)Lou Moreno. COME BACK MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right on Jeff!

At the Pease mini on saturday, the local media came in droves. They wanted an answer to "Where the f is Tasker?"

Hiding out in the shadows, just hoping to get a lead, were Jeff and John's goons. Jeff's are light-skinned farmboys used to the great plains while John's are darker, better able to hide in the shadows, but they always give themselves away with those discraft logos.

Anyways, if the media or the goons were smart, they would have descended on Lou or Cris, since they are secretly in touch with the hiding Tasker and periodically bring him Oreos and Falstaff for sustenance. But instead, the media assumes that only those with collared shirts are trustworthy or can be interviewed. Looking around, they only spotted one person that fit the bill. It was Alex Downs. They repeatedly demanded to know where Tasker was. He repeatedly cackled and smiled. The questioning went on that way for fifteen minutes.

Noone is any closer to knowing "Where the f is Tasker?"

He's hanging out with Bruce Lee. I could tell you where, but I would have to kill you.

James is just trying to throw everyone off the trail with all these fabricated stories. Martin is locked up in McCaine's basement. James only brings the gimp out for his "special" company.

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~mullins/luxembourg/fancydress/Gimp.JPG

Yee-Haw!!!! LMAO!

I thought Tasker had more hair on his arms than that, and he has always looked a little darker. :D

We all know where Tasker is. I am suprised you guys havent come up with some cool name for it. Kind of the opposite of the Disc Golf Widow, he got married and then went bye bye. Darn women. :D

I thought Tasker had more hair on his arms than that, and he has always looked a little darker. :D



McCaine shaves him and keeps him in a basement. He's become a Mexican hairless with no access to sunlight.

Does that mean it's his wife that's holding my Holiday Buzzz's hostage along with Tasker?

Women! Can't live with them, Prolly could live without them, we'll just never know! :eek:

Does that mean it's his wife that's holding my Holiday Buzzz's hostage along with Tasker?



No. They're in the basement too. Instead of a whip, McCaine beats him with plastic. He even makes Tasker sing White Christmas whenever he gets pegged with a Holiday Buzzz.

By the time Tasker sees another DG course, this style of clothing will be back in style! Like the where's Waldo game, Where's Tasker in this picture?
click to enlarge
http://img1.glowfoto.com/images/2005/07/11-1048091746T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=11-104809L&y=2005&m=07&t=jpg&rand=1746&srv=img1)

I think he's the one on the far left that looks like your sister.
I WIN! I WIN! You can send me an Avenger now.

At least someone from Tennessee still has a pair of Vols. I heard Mr. T's were going to be put on eBay soon seeing as how he no longer has a use for 'em. :D

John's sister dresses a lot like Eric Marx. :p

Lou mentioning the Vols got me thinking: I will now have to direct all my Fat Phil rants at Claydog. :D

Awwww man.........Tasker is so F'ed.

My Hero, found him. THE ROCK really is yellow now.

http://www.centxdglove.com/uploads/mrgayyellow.JPG

that can not be Tasker...the dude in the photo has a disc golf bag on his back :o

that can not be Tasker...the dude in the photo has a disc golf bag on his back :o



i feel like a recovered crack addict. small cravings everytime i walk by my bag with hesitations to pick it up and call all my old junkie friends. :(


hero, your holiday(s) will be arriving Friday.

number 5 alive!!

number 5 alive!!

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this johnny 5 now comes with apron and nuticles.

HAHAHAHAH!!!


That is freakin hilarious and your timing is impecible!!

:D:D:D:D

i feel like a recovered crack addict. small cravings everytime i walk by my bag with hesitations to pick it up and call all my old junkie friends. :(



I've got my free samples ready to go. Welcome back. Now get back to work! :p

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crack is great!!

<font color="orange">TASKER IS BACK! </font>

MARTIN!!!! I've missed you!!! :D

a man wiser than me once said,

"First you want to kill me. Now, you want to kiss me. Blow."

http://www.studentcents.ie/images/Evil_Dead2.gif

A wiser man than you? :confused:

Say it ain't so. ;)

Glad to hear from you MT. Now get Lou back in line and make Tom show up.

MARTIN!!!! I've missed you!!! :D



Girlie, get one of these and you can have Mr. T around all the time. That's how James made it through all these weeks without Martin.

http://www.strangecult.com/crap/t_stuff/chia.jpg

swearing deleted

He is alive! Lou, Turbo, and I are still on the juice. So much so that Lou and I actually swam around in the stinkiest, most oil filled, rank water you have ever seen at Pease Park to get my T-Bird back. You're my boy Lou.

hero, your holiday(s) will be arriving Friday.




Welcome back TASKER!!!!! Now, it's been so long....what was i suppossed to send you? I have heavies and lights, so name your discs. Can i change my sig now? Or do you plan on going AWOL again? :D

James, if this subject title doesn't get Tom to post, nothing will.

Hero, send them to me. Martin doesn't play golf anymore. :)

i now use all my discs to hold screws, nails and bolts. they actually stack really well and keep my domestic life organized for future honey-do's.

i have lost all respect for myself.

I've lost all respect for you too. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

(I hope you appreciate the use of the seldom used BURN, IN YOUR FACE SUCKER, and YOU'VE BEEN SERVED /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif icon.) :D

Let's take the Red Rock to its home. Bring it out To Moody's Red Rock. McCaine, if you read this I will take your TL out there this weekend. Martin, if you get the Rock to me I will take it to World's and bury it in a shallow grave. ;) I think it is time for a new token of shame. As Bubo passed on, so shall the rock!

Sacrelidge! :mad:

red rock is sounding real good. I will call you tonight if i can get the apron off and the disc golf bag on.

hero, your holiday(s) will be arriving Friday.



Nope, not on Friday, and not today. Maybe next Friday? Tasker you have a PM.

Okay Lou, Chris, James......Where the Fuq is tasker? Off banging the schule monkey in the roughage out at Circle C again? :DHe's almost as bad as LeoD. Leo writes me every four days saying "okay...they are finally in the mail today." I think he's said that 4 or 5 times now. Sheesh! :D

Tasker is holding them in his hand, deciding which ones to send. He has been doing this for the last ten days.
Where, where the hell is Lou?
Where, where the hell is Tom?
Cris? Chris? Chris and Cris (the Crissies for plural) are sulking in the knowledge that they have descended deep into the ratings depth, swimming next to creatures that they thought they left behind. :p

Martin_T_18372, quit banging the schule monkey in the woods and send My Hero some Buzzz's!


James, when do you leave for World's? Do you still need a special delivery to Live Oak?

Tomorrow. Thanks, but no thanks. I just don't feel lucky. Oh wait, you can do some things for me at Live Oak. Slap the chit outta Vinnie for me, just to let him know I still care. If you see Pete, collect my money (there is a 25% finders fee), and if you see Ware, please slip that Red Wildcat back in his bag while he's not looking. You know, the Red Wildcat that Martin took. :p

why would Tasker need a disc??????? :o

i now use all my discs to hold screws, nails and bolts. they actually stack really well and keep my domestic life organized for future honey-do's.

i have lost all respect for myself.



I told you this shiet would happen back in Stillwater.......and would you believe me?


NOOOOooooooooooooo!

Dumbarse! :D

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WOW THAT WAS GOOD!!!!!


it's been a LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGG time.
i haunting courses on odd hours.
i played SLAUGHTER CREEK today,(i won't call it circle-c until i can break double ditits over(+9)
the 18 over today is the best i've done on that course,21 before today.

next round is wed nite then sunday morning.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASKER!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASKER!




Now send Hero some Holidays for your B-Day! :)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASKER!!!

do you atleast get to play on your birthday? :D

Probably Not......

HAPPY B-DAY HOMIE!!!!!!!


:eek:

Thanks everyone.

10 more years till masters. :D

Old Fart!!!

hero, your holiday(s) will be arriving Friday.



Is it Friday yet? :D Poor My Hero.

**** right Lou!!! Poor Johnny. :(


Tasker.....i'm about to send you a light and a heavy Z-Flash. How many post office boxes do you pass on your way to work in 1 day? 15? 20? ****!!!!!!!!

Good news, My Hero. Tasker just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.

You're X Wasps F' REAL YO are sitting at the 78701 post office waiting for truck to Dallas. :cool:

Ten more years until masters hugh... maybe you can just wait until then to get your next round in. Happy late Birthday and welcome to the thirty somethings. Now you can become even more forgetful than ever :D Let's all gown to GSDM and give our little Martin a birthday hug!

Now you can become even more forgetful than ever :D



Just what we need; an even flakier Tasker.

take the hate out of your heart, lou. Or go back to your mean, green avatar.

RRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

LOU SMASH!!!

:)

Okay TASKER! Since you are ignoring PM's. Ask and you shall receive. In a PM to me here is what you wrote:


Re: Holidays

From: MARTIN_T_18372

looking for lighter Z-Flash. 170 if you got it. and a heavy one. 174.

Martin Tasker
xxxx Washita Drive
Austin, TX
787xx
(512)2xx-xxx3





They are on the way today....going DHL overnight....expect them TOMORROW!!!! See how easy that was. Now ship those <font color="red"> HOLIDAYS </font> you crazy <font color="orange"> VOLUNTEER. </font>

BTW, i "x"ed out all of the numbers in order to protect you from the Circle C rats knowing your whereabouts. :)

Tasker played disc golf this weekend. <font color="red">THE RED ROCK OF SHAME</font> lives!

My next mission is to get the other Randy Wimm protege out to play. El Bombero, if you want your shirt, you're going to have to stop lurking and play a round of disc golf with me. :D

had a Greg killiam sighting at the ROCK yesterday. poor guy drew Cali. :D

What did you Austinites do to Greggy? He's a hair farmer now! Couldn't hear before all of the hair was in the way, now can't hear at all!!!! :D

So who has the Rock Lou? Did you fight Tasker off or take the fall and get the Rock like you were told to do?

I heard that even when Lou tanks it, he still cannot wrestle Loretta away from Martin. :p

Martin still has <font color="red">THE RED ROCK OF SHAME</font>. :(

Tasker is receiving 2 brand new discs today from Hero. I wonder if he'll ever ship me mine? Is it Friday yet? :D

Tasker!!!!

Tracking results detail for 27266785556

Tracking summary
Current Status Delivery Attempted.

Est. Delivery Date: 8/2/2005



Tracking history
Date and Time Status Location
8/2/2005 10:40 am Delivery Attempted.
Will attempt again next business day. Austin, TX
8:27 am With delivery courier.
7:06 am Arrived at DHL facility. Austin, TX
2:53 am Transit through sort facility. Wilmington, OH
8/1/2005 8:02 pm Departing origin. Coppell, TX
4:29 pm Picked Up by DHL. Shipper's Door

________________________________


Lou, expect yours today.

Nelle, expect your today.

Martin was home. The problem is that Martin has more than one door. The delivery guy rang the doorbell, Martin heard it and as he was deciding which door handle to turn, the delivery guy gave up and moved on. :D

By the way MT, happy belated B-day.

A little football news for MT and Claydog. On the plane, I was reading a story about all the criminals on the ugly orange UT team. They said it is rampant throughout the SEC. :eek: :D

Lou, expect yours today.



I'm at work too. Expect another "Delivery attempted" on my end. :)

James, I was thinking Tennessee, Florida(EEEEWWWW), and South Carolina would have to combine teams this year just to put 11 players on each side of the ball. Now it looks like FAT PHIL talked to a few of Knoxville's finest and most charges against the Tn. players have been reduced to misdemeaners. Funny how these things just seem to clear up in time for fall practice . Break a man's jaw in a fight over a pickup game of basketball and all you have to do is apologize, pick up some trash and miss two games. Isn't the NCAA just great about preparing athletes for the real world? :eek:

Sorry for the thread drift, you may all go back to bashing Martin now.

Thread drift? This thread had a direction? :D

Anyways, we know Martin cares little about disc golf, but he still loves Vol football, hates Florida, and now really hates South Carolina. Who would of thought that Spurrier could make a program look cleaner. Holtz picked a good time to retire. :D

Little Stevie will do the same thing Fat Phil is doing. All his star players will be back by their third game.

The thread drift is in honor of Martin. The sheer ability to randomly participate in and mix topics up is a gift that few people can do on such a consistent basis. The man, nay the legend, Tasker is such a genious that he can not be confined to thoughts of just one man - he thinks for all! We are just mear followers. I did try to shoot his AP putter with a paint ball and he stopped me, so maybe he does still care about disc golf a wee bit. Lou what were the scores, James you were clawing at the cash, Tom the chicken was delicious, Turbo quit playing with Hicks - he's bringing your game down. :mad:

You ate Tom the Chicken? Is that why he doesn't post anymore?


Hmmm, maybe that explains Martin's disappearance. :p

Nah....that's not it James. Me thinks he's given up Disc Golf completely, and is now into bodily experiments; like turning that silly <font color="red"> RED ROCK </font> sideways and inserting it into different orifices. :)

Hitman, we tied at +18. I even took a 9 on the last hole to try to seal the deal.

James, everything tastes like chicken. :D

Did someone say SKULL ORIFICE? :D

Sorry for the thread drift, you may all go back to bashing Martin now.



on a side note, mcdaniels was called a few racial names and provoked, like so many of us, until he hit em with one swift punch. That of course knocked him senseless but not enough keep his mouth shut.

ps. UT has no Golden Gods.

^^^ Now that's funny ^^^

You're still kill'n me :D :p

Friday came a few days early. Thanks MT. :) Now back to your regular scheduled program. <font color="orange">THE</font> <font color="red"> RED </font> <font color="orange"> ROCK OF SHAME! </font>

I received mine yesterday. Thanks, John.
Just because Friday came early doesn't mean you don't have to go to work tomorrow. :D

I received mine yesterday. Thanks, John.
Just because Friday came early doesn't mean you don't have to go to work tomorrow.



PM some feedback when you get a chance Lou. Thank you sir.

"Attention Home Depot customers....the time is now 9:45 and Home Depot will be closing in 15 minuets...we ask that you please bring your purchases up to the registers and as always, thank you for shopping at the St. Johns Home Depot"

I bet you hear this a lot too. "Tom, I hate to tell you again but could you stop bothering the girl in the paint department?" :D

Perhaps...... :o

Did someone say SKULL ORIFICE? :D




IN THE WORDS OF TRENT REZNER...."SKULL FAQHERS INC!
OOOOOOOPS HE'S SAYS STAR FAHQERS INC DOESN'T HE.


WEDS GOLF ANY ONE?????
WHICH COURSE YA WANT TA PLAY???

Metal, I can't on Wed. Find Martin and take <font color="red">THE ROCK</font> away from him. If anyone can do it, it's you. Help me, Metal Mike Kenobi. You're my only hope.

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Where all the white women at?

LMFAO!!!!

Is the real Tasker back?

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Obey Bob Ross!!

I usually obey Bob Ross but why'd you post a picture of John Houck?

I usually obey Bob Ross but why'd you post a picture of John Houck?



OBEY JOHN HOUCK!!

http://www.prevention.com/images/cma/slashchol_john.jpg

or he will design a "Happy Little Tree" in your fairway.

OBEY JOHN HOUCK!!



That's Shannon's second most common phrase. The first is "That girl wants me." :D

I thought it was, "Shut up, Alex." ??? :p

Hey fellas,

I am headed to Wimberley on Saturday, anyone wanna go?

oh, wimberley! i like the sound of it.

i would say, i will call you later this week, but i dont want to set myself up. :D

Well the Gauntlet is done and I think Hicks beat me by one stroke after 7 rounds. We played Cat Hollow on Saturday and I shot a 42, as hicks shot a 49. We then headed to Wimberley on Sunday where we both shot 60 on the Hill. Then to the Meadows for the final round where I shot a 63 and Hicks shot a 64. Hicks took me out for a belated birthday on Sat. night and playing two rounds at Wimberley with a hangover is not a smart move. We both ran out of gas on the final 9 holes as Hemmeline laughed, and cheered us on to the finish. Lou, if you could add these scores to the spreadsheet and give us a final tally that would be cool. Hope to get to play with you Red Rockers soon. PLAY GOLF!

I totalled it all up and I think I got you by one stroke Turbo - oh the drama :o. 7 rounds, one stroke difference. That last nine holes was pretty u-g-l-y we ain't got no aliby. Oh yes we were hung over that was my master plan to get you bombed and then woop you on the course the next day. Except I forgot to fake the drinking part.

http://www.retrogames.co.uk/stock/assets/images/Spec_-_Hitman_by_Scorpio.jpg

HITMAN STRIKES AGAIN!!

Artist: Cris Hicks

Genre: Disc Golf

Bio: Biography

Cris Hicks is a bluesy Southern rock guitarist who has played with Gregg Allman, Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Marshall Tucker Band, among others. Based in Macon, GA, where he was inspired by Otis Redding and James Brown, Hicks played with his band the Experience at various blues festivals around the South. His group opened up for Steppenwolf and Charlie Daniels during the 1980s, and later that decade, Hicks was asked to join the Outlaws. After the Outlaws disbanded in 1996, Hicks was the lead guitarist for the Marshall Tucker Band for one year before he became a solo act to be reckoned with. Cris continues to perform on tour with Marshall Tucker Band from time to time as well as blazing a trail in his solo performances.



"... Cris' guitar playing. Well, just wait 'til you hear it. It'll give ya chills, I promise."

http://www.friendsofchrishicks.com/
Check it out for yo'self, it's all there. Watch out Outlaws!
Sometimes I miss the old days - Good ole Charlie Daniels, I laugh just thinking about the crazy things he would do, I also miss Bo and Luke Duke and of course Daisy.

Bio: Biography


I'm not sure exactly why, but this makes me laugh real hard.

I did a google search on hicks and the hitman. I found that he "has captivated audiences with his netherworld vocals" and that in his spare time, he is a movie critic reviewing The Hitman no less, where the hitman himself is portrayed by Chuck Norris, who interestingly enough karate chops his putter after the KC Wide Open and interestingly enough, shacks up with ***** named Loretta who interestingly enough always returns to the Villian named Tasker who interestingly enough spends his free time photographing his friend Lou on skates during "rainbow" parades on the left coast.

Ok. Tom, Randy, Turbo and Metal all have bit parts as Tasker's muscle, but as in all good Chuck Norris movies, they spend most of their time getting their ***** kicked by the hitman.

"I'm not sure exactly why, but this makes me laugh real hard."

yeah, well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.... :D

Tom I just figured out "tell me about the Rabbits George" - you always have us laughing or crying. Sometime both.
Martin/Lou please post a picture of the Hitman for us nontechnical types. James needs to get through the rest of his work day and it's only afternoon. Thanks little buddy.

apparently James carries Pamprin around in his bag. Check with him...

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My dad would sometimes call me Lenny...usually when I was lifting a large piece of concrete... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

http://www.tuckerhead.com/chris_hicks_promo_redux.jpg

this is his "mean look". :mad:

Which shouldn't be confused with his Bean look.
http://www.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/images/news/espectaculos/2005/03/108588415889aa3895ced4903f5bfad2.jpg

or the Monopoly Guy:

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/Shocked-Monopoly-Man-t.jpg

Hey do we still have interest in playing the Texas Teams. I will do the leg work as far as talking to Houck and harassing the rest of you for money to get signed up, I just need to know if we can form a team and if anyone can commit to being there. The plan was

Master- Handsome Tom

Open- Turbo and Hitman

Advanced- Tasker and Randy

Ams- Metal and Lou

We still would need a lady and a swing player.

I cannot be counted on.... :( My time is utterly consumed with work lately. Sorry

Hey do we still have interest in playing the Texas Teams?



That's a good question. It's going to depend on us getting a few folks out of disc golf retirement.

You mean Zach. I hear he still pays, oops, I mean plays. :D

This "rock" has sailed. I will be throwing discs around in Tulsa as an Okie once again. I got a job as a therapist in Tulsa (no laughing and no spreading vicious rumours about what may or may have not happened during my encounters with you hoodlums at various courses at various times - I know nothing) working with foster children.
The plan is to move out of Austin on Sat, Sept. 10th - Tom please get your back in shape for my 300 pound TV. I would like for us to get together and play a round somewhere - Moody's, Circle C - pretty much anywhere most of us could get together. I am free to play this weekend and will probably be playing Outlaws next weekend. Word out to the Southside - let's get this together. I miss you already and I haven't even left :(

I know I speak for all of us when I say that we are sorry to see you go, but hope you enjoy Tulsa. Count me in for a big going away round or two if we can get everyone together. TOM PEIRCE, Get in touch with Vinnie! He needs to ask you something.

gawd. what is the world coming to? I go into retirement and then hicks moves to tulsa!!

i promise to play more disc golf and never take a "code red" lightly. DON'T LEAVE US!! :(

Anyone think we should retire Loretta and give it to Hicks as a going away present? I know that he has spent probably the least amount of time with Loretta, aside from Turbo (Yankee).

Maybe Loretta will keep him thinking of Austin and his boys. Might even persuade him to come back to us for those moments around the campfire and sleepless night in Waco.

have him relocate Lorretta to Tulsa, We will give her and Hicks a good home.

We sent you a great guy, Billy Moody, last year and now you return the favor.

Welcome Hicks, just in time for next year's worlds. :D

(sobbing) Why? Why? Why?

(more sobbing) Tulsa? (Outright wailing) Oklahoma?

What about the children? Your Texas children? The Red Rock boyz? Who will therapize them?

Cris, you were the nicest golfer in Texas, a rock idol, a rockophile (ped isn't a scientific work for rock, is it?), an inspiration to those that follow the Rockers from a distance, and many other wonderful things.

I'm blaming Martin for this. No, wait, I'm blaming Vinnie. :D