A couple of rounds at Moody's or Circle R sounds pretty good. <font color="red">LORETTA</font> and I are down, mother duckers!!!!!! :p

i could have a problem with saturday. supposed to go out to the hill country with kelly saturday. game is on sunday.

you know hicks is out of town this weekend too? meaning no bubo present.

Bubbo is headed to Cloudcroft New Mexico!
FYI - If I would have had your last round Martin (I think Turbo too) I would have made the skins.
Ahhh the coulda woulda shouldas.
PS - winner of best dramatic actor in the silent flag waving contest Tom Tallman.

i think we can still trade. let me just call danny, jim, coda and justin and we can all meet on #14 at the rock.

nothing is over. nothing! - john rambo; first blood -

anyone want to play today? i havent seen loretta in a while. circle c? pease?

***read below***

Bubbo is headed to Cloudcroft New Mexico!
FYI - If I would have had your last round Martin (I think Turbo too) I would have made the skins.
Ahhh the coulda woulda shouldas.
PS - winner of best dramatic actor in the silent flag waving contest Tom Tallman.



What are you going to CLoudcroft for Cris? I passed through there with my family one. Really cool little town. I remember on the main strip they have a bunch of hummingbird feeders set up and they attract quite a few of the little suckers which are supprising somewhat tame. I actually was able to have one land on my finger next to the feeder. If you can get them to do this it's really cool because they are so light you can barely even feel them. BTW good shooting at Outlaws guys.

I'll be at Circle C for the mini, MT.
And I have some plastic for you.

i'll be there too. i also have some platic you might wanna check out with me.

174 murple viking. *read below*

23 days until your demise. :o

it is a simpsons reference:

On the Simpsons' kitchen table, Bart hums a song as he sticks miniature
American flags in little brown balls sitting on a baking sheet.


Marge: Bart? Why are you doing that?
Bart: Our class is making refreshments for Skinner's party. These are in
honor of his army days.
Marge: That explains the flags, but what about the dog food?
Bart: My theory is: Skinner likes dog food!
Marge: Mmmm...Let's bake him a cake!
Homer: Ooh! A fresh batch of America balls! [eats dog food balls]

mine are really just sausage, cheese and bisquick. GETCH YER BUTT!!



Simpson's are awesome we should start a simpsons quote thread on here.

You don't make friends with salad, Christian.

MT, the plastic I have for you is the water jug you left in my cooler. Don't get too excited. :D

Is it his favorite murple water jug?

You and MT are crip ticks. :p Hicks is too hawt for the cool climes of Cloudcroft and Albert is a Nazi. :D

lou: you get nothing and like it.

twoputt: i cant wait to take you down. thinking of the hole across the pond through the doughnut hole.

christian: mmmmm doughnuts.

mccaine: get vinnie to place those reults.

A little bit demanding today MT, are we not?

james: what does an oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?

...they both will end up in a trailer park. :eek:

ps. check the jokes page.. :cool:

Tasker's all right for a guy that cheers for the wrong UT. :)

James, let me help you break the secret code.

murple = purple
water jug = water jug
<font color="red"> RED ROCK </font> = <font color="red"> SHAME </font>
:D

hey, they are my 2nd favorite ut. it's all orange and white to me. kelly is burnt orange but she cheers more for tennessee than texas. :eek:

come over for the gator fry and see for yourself. i can tell you her first ut shirt wasnt burnt orange. ;)

as long as it isnt merlot, we can all get along. buck fama!! booomer gooober!! :p

What's the difference between a Tennessee wedding and a Tennessee funeral?


There's one less drunk at the funeral.

<font color="ff0000">CALLING ALL RED ROCKERS!!</FONT>

CIRCLE C TODAY @ 6:30


COME GET SOME!!




I'll try and make it out.

I always thought it was that you would see more tube-tops at a funeral!!!!

What's the difference between a Tennessee wedding and a Tennessee funeral?


There's one less drunk at the funeral.



Edited by Twoputt (Thu Sep 02 2004 02:06 PM)





did you misspell funeral or tennessee? ;)

Niether, I forgot a period. :mad:

monday 10am. going out to dripping springs for two rounds.

pending the results from sunday's game, of course. :D

they still letting people check out the course for free?? I wouldn't mind taking a gander of the new country club...can't afford to join up though. The owner never e-mailed me back w/ a reply. do you just need to call ahead (number??) I do have monday off, and no plans as of yet...
B.

not sure if it is free still but come on down, yeti. i live south of william cannon and we can all meet at my house to caravan out there. we are thinking 10am if you can handle that. shoot! i am still wondering if i can handle it but i have full intentions on making it.

here is my home number. call me on sunday and i can get you the directions then. or just call and leave me a message and i will call you back when i get in sat night: 280-1633

getch yer butt!!

I want to check out the hill course. I might be down since I'm off Monday. You know if we're going to have to pay? I live right over near you. It's a short trip out there from our houses :)

cool, I'll give you a call sunday then to set up the tee time. I live south, too, so that will be convenient.
B.

didnt make it out to twin parks this weekend. too afraid of the rain. :(

did get in a round at moody's from the blues. please call moody before heading out to his house. his course is closed to the public and will only be taking resevations for tee times.

no kiding Martin or haven't you been reading the boards or looking at any bulliten boards at local courses? Please tell me you didn't head out there without calling....

we called, smarty pants. :D

good show. Were you able to avoid throwing into the ponds is the real question. And the other important question. Was it wet out there?Humiditiy? Did you see any growth(you know what i'm talking about).

lots of humidty, lots of growth. i also avoided the pond and shot a smooth 62.

where o where has loretta gone?
where o where could she be?

i'm going to pease today for the mini. read below. :D

whens the next circle C mini?? played out there yesterday like the new pads. Birdied # 3 and # 6. :D

thursday , every thursday. they do not keep the thread very active!!!

thursday , every thursday.

whens the next circle C mini?? played out there yesterday like the new pads. Birdied # 3 and # 6. :D



BOOOOM!! yes. every thursday.

Circle C 5:30 tee off every Thursday ....singles

3's easy to bird I get it a lot. Now 6 is a good bird from the pro box. Nice crush I can't quite get it there :)

I went past it in the woods and made the PUTT coming BACK. Fozzy was AMAZED. I bet it was almost an ACE

I went past it in the woods and made the PUTT coming BACK. Fozzy was AMAZED.



alright alright. enough bragg'n. get back to your own thread. :D

yo tasker! sorry I flaked on Sunday. The girl kidnapped me sunday night downtown (just one beer...YEAH RIGHT!) so I woke up feeling bout 40% and the forthcoming rain was enough of a kicker to go back to sleep. I already heard all the ragging from Jav and Dave and Greg, so save it! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Would have liked to play red rock, though. Maybe, next time.
B.

no problem. i figured your ears were buring.

hey, at least you didnt spill coffee and orange juice in my car. :eek:

figured your ears were buring

is that suppose to be Burning? what a GOOBER :p

What are you, the spelling police? :D Shouldn't you be @ the golf course by now anyway?
B.

:p

anybody feel like an evening round @ circle C?? I get off at 5 so could probably be there by 6. I know the wolfman is off today, but haven't talked about playing a round, but I'm sure he's game. Let me know.
B.

if so, more like 6:15 for me. i have to go pick up my car and dont get out till 5:30. lou? lurker? hitman? big tom?

6:15 works for me, that'll give me time to eat something first. Let me know if definite or not, and I'll round up the wuffer to see if he's game...should be waking up right about...now! :)
B.

I'll be watching the Mighty Del Valle Cardinals (0-2, d'oh!) get their first win tonight against Akins. :)

I'll be hunting people down for an early round on Sunday. I have to be home by noon so I can couch potato for about 6 hours.

Does Del Valley, I mean Del Valle, get to play Johnston?

If so, that's a W.

No Johnston Rams on the schedule. :(

Manor (Home) 08/27/2004
Killeen Shoemaker (Home) 09/03/2004
Austin Akins (Home) 09/10/2004
Bastrop (Away) 09/17/2004
New Braunfels (Away) 09/24/2004
*Elgin (Home) 10/08/2004 Homecoming
*Taylor (Away) 10/15/2004
*Pflugerville Hendrickson (Home) 10/22/2004
*Pflugerville Connally (Away) 10/29/2004
*Lockhart (Home) 11/05/2004

*District Games

Any of your <font color="red"> red rock</font> guys coming into SA for for the Hooter's Classic? It is going to be cool!!

GO CARDS!
They should renamem thought "The Garfield Card"

James P., anyone that would have a one day tournament on the first Sunday of the NFL season must be from another country. :D

Vinnie, you are the Garfield Card. I could never call anyone else that. :D

okay, tasker. wuf-boy is down, pickin him up on the way home. So far its us and the dogs...you game?? anyone else??
B.

sunday sunday sunday!!! getch yer butt!

James P., anyone that would have a one day tournament on the first Sunday of the NFL season must be from another country. :D

Vinnie, you are the Garfield Card. I could never call anyone else that. :D



Lou, well everyone should know that the real games are played on Sat not Sun :D

James, remember they live in Austin. They are scared of Saturdays (or at least 1 Saturday...).

real football? you mean like ou/houston? :p

sooooooooners. :eek:

randy and I are in. b, you still looking to play? maybe we can swing another one and play some dubs.

i am trying to get out as early as possible. 6:15 is my goal for today.

Wimp? or Moreno? And if my math is correct, Randy + you + me+ Javi = 4 so dubs would be a go. we'll probably get there just @ 6:15 as well, seeing as how I have to pick up Jav on the way home and then swing by the house before heading to the course. GETCH YOUR BUTT! HA!
B.

done!! randy moreno aka lurker :p

That's Firefighter Lurker to you Tasker. :p :p :p

Sounds like were playintg dubs, VATOS LOCOS FOREVER!!! :cool::cool::cool:

Call me when you are heading home so I can meet you there. :D:D:D

well...sorry, but I was just informed by Wolf "didn't plan things through" man that he has to pick up his woman from work now @ 7 so he won't be coming. I will be there, though, and now probably a little earlier than 6:15, maybe. So, no dubs, unless yall can round up another head. It's a good thing Javi left his beer in my fridge, or I might be upset about this. :cool:
It's on! T minus 20 mins and counting.
B.

I'm outa here, see yall on the course.
B.

so tasker birdies the last three holes to come back and win...IN THE DARK! new nickname--sonar. :cool:that just wasn't fair. and ware... you're lucky I didn't have a putt, or I would be talking about a birdie on 6 as well...didn't throw it past the basket or anything, though. what a freak :D
B.

:D

knew you couldn't resist responding to that. So you get any aces on Saturday? Who won and with how many?
B.

funny how i can play better when i cant see my surroundings. :D

funny how i can play better when i cant see my surroundings. :D



Yeah too bad you can't play in the light :). You almost got beat by Brandi at Pease. And you couldn't touch my park job on hole 16(capitol). What I biridied every hole you did plus that one. Maybe we need to have night tourneys for you.

if i almost got beat by brandi, then you most certainly got beat by her. :D

that was a crush on 12(pin high about 30 out) and a birdie on the capitol hole too. nice job. now, learn how to putt. :D

yeah, but on a couple of holes she outdid both of us with her drive. And I almost forgot about that crush on 12. I think it was more like 35-40' out, but I did think I was going to make the putt :( I want that bird so bad in the long position.

Looks like muddy teeboxes today unless the sun comes out soon.

<font color="red">LORETTA</font> and the ankle will be ready to go tomorrow. Getchyerbutt!!!!

im thinking tomorrow too. where? when? metal could be down for wednesday too.

Who is this Metal you speak of? There was a guy in Austin named Metal that used to play disc golf a long time ago.

I was thinking Pease, 5:30 or so.

this is a bizzaro knock-off of the original metal mike. works at a sandwich shop but not the one with the funny name. also, enjoys death metal, unstable discs and an occasional adult beverage. :D

Wednesday you say? mmmm, could be possible, yeesss, possible... :cool:

big tom!!!! dont forget that this saturday is the gator fry at my house. fried gator, america balls and dark beers.

lou was invited until his untimely comment on the ace race thread. i told him not to mess with the gorilla.

Handsome Tom, hope you make it out.

I guess I'll be having my own <font color="orange"> Volapalooza </font> on Saturday. :( Apparently backhair is only funny if you're not the one wearing it.

the sweatiest golfer ever!! try wearing a summer sweater sometime and sell sea shells by the sea shore...slut.

i guess you can come too. if you bring nare, loretta and tom's bag.

Cool. No more jokes until after the party. :cool:

the sweatiest golfer ever!! try wearing a summer sweater sometime and sell sea shells by the sea shore...slut.

i guess you can come too. if you bring nare, loretta and tom's bag.



you mean nair? I'm off tomorrow and I think Metal is too, so I will be down. We should go somewhere where my crushing gives me the advantage.

bring it.

circle c or pease will be the default locations:

big tom
tasker
sweetness
metal
christian
randy??
hicks??
brandon??

maybe we can scrape enough for some dubs. christian, with all the hanging around you've been doing, you might as well get in the red rock circle. if so, there will be no selling/trading of the rock for drugs, beer or sexual favors. ;)

consider that only if you want me to carry the rock for a long time or spot me some major strokes. You've all seen my putting come on now.

your old *** player rating will not hold water in my glass. 825!! yeah right. you might get two at the most. im only 909. :)

Two strokes!!!!! Hold out for more. When Martin is the lower rated player, he always states that 10 points of rating equals 1 stroke. :p

ps. Martin, you can thank me later for keeping you honest.

dude I didn't even know I had a rating, I didn't think I had played anything recent enough. I wonder what its based on.. I haven't played a tournament since the finals of 2002 T10. BTW I have never cashed in an am tournament and I think I've played 11 or 12.

Two strokes!!!!! Hold out for more. When Martin is the lower rated player, he always states that 10 points of rating equals 1 stroke. :p

ps. Martin, you can thank me later for keeping you honest.




Let's see that comes out to...carry the one...8 strokes. hah!

believe me. he aint no 825 when he is taking bird on 16 and drove pin high on 12 at pease. he definately isnt an 825.

he is a freak and should be kept in a zoo.

believe me. he aint no 825 when he is taking bird on 16 and drove pin high on 12. he definately isnt an 825.

he is a freak and should be kept in a zoo.



Ever heard of the phrase "Drive for show, putt for dough"? And how many 15 footers or less did I miss?2 or 3. And how many 20 footers/25 footers? too many to count. I mean I was within 45 feet of the last 2 holes and took a 4 on each.

sweet that last post made me a disc wobbler.

yeah yeah. you get no love from me when talking about missing 15 and 20 footers. :)

maybe if you would put your bag down to putt.

B is in for Wed. It will have to be at 6 at the earliest. I'll get the details tomorrow...got to have something to do at work.
:D
B.

6:15 is probably the earliest i am gonna be able to make it. unless we play pease.

it looks pretty wet out there. who scared of a little mud? :D

I ain't scared and neither is hara. I'd have to go home to get discs and dog, so 6:15 is earliest (traffic depending) be it pease or the C. would prefer pease, but right now running on about 2-3 hours sleep, so I'll let you know how I feel later this afternoon. Feeling pretty punchy right now, though. :cool:
B.

http://www.koelnnetz.de/private/danke/wildeck.jpg

waht's up with these things?

Tom and I will be out at Pease by 5:00, patiently waiting for the rest of you. :)

Getchyerbutt!!!


Oh yeah ... Tasker, where'd you find that picture of Tom and Santa Claus?

Do you like the hat? I got that in Matamoras last week.....and a strange rash.

i wouldnt mention the rash, i mean, hat to terry.

dont be a fool, wrap your tool. write that down.

This thread should be shut down. :mad:

[QUOTE]
Metal, is that you? :D (CAPS LOCK joke)


metal showed me a pic from his family album..

http://www.dommod.ru/I/597/DIMMU%20BORGIR.jpg

guess which one is metal? :D




THOSE GUYS PLAYED OZZFEST THIS YEAR,
"NOTE TO SELF: NORWEIGN METAL = 80'S WHATTABE METAL

RedNeck Vampire :p

RedNeck Vampire :p



MY HAIRS TOOOOOOO LONG TO HAVE A REDNECK,

Mullet :p :D

This thread should be shut down. :mad:



shouldnt ronny be ronnie? :Ddavid cross rules!!

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/run_ronnie_run_/david_cross/ronnie.jpg

Mullet :p :D



NOT THIS METALHEAD, MY BANGS ARE TOOOO LONG :cool:

JUST CAUSE I LURK EVERY 14 DAYS, DOESN'T MEAN I QUIT PLAYING GOLF..................

YOU WANT TO PLAY,
NEXT WEEK, I'LL BE WORKING MORNINGS ALL WEEK.
WHAT DAYS DO YOU WANT SOME?????

TIME CHANGE IS A COMING FASSSSSTTTT.

NORMAL SCHEDULE IS DUBS ON TUESDAY, THURSDAY,FRIDAY, SATURDAY.

SUNDAY&MONDAY&WEDSDAY MORNINGS ARE OPEN.
WHERE'S THE NEXT [email protected] ROUND HAPPENING?

he's right about the time change. PEASE TODAY!! dont drag or waste time. sounds like we have a full card for loretta today. :D

WHO WANT TO BUY SOME OUTLAWS SHIRTS???

MARTIN, THINK YOU STILL OWE ME $25, DON'T YA?
IF I CAN COME UP WITH THE $$$, I'LL GET SOME REPRINTS IN SMALLER SIZES. ie.LARGE.

i do owe you $25. :p

I'LL PUT THAT TOWARDS THE SHIRTS,
WHO NEED LARGE OR EX-LARGE.

THINKING THAT 10 EACH SIZE WILL DO,
ANYONE THAT NEEDS THE BIGGER SIZES(2X OR THE HARD TO GET(SELL) 3X'S. I'LL HAVE IN ALL 3 PRINTS.

Metal, Martin would rather owe it to you than cheat you out of it! :D

can't touch the 'danke'
re: chewy says so
<---
B.

still feeling good about golf after work, gonna be tarred tonight, though. :o
ROLL CALL???
and I don't want none of that loretta...I heard that girl has been around. hither and tither. yonder and near. to and fro. etc. etc.
B.

She's been a one-man girl for about 3 weeks now. :(
... but she's only been fought over once during that time.

down so far:

big tom
tasker
metal
lou
christian
b

Count me in too. :cool::cool::cool:
Just got out right now had to put in some overtime. :mad::mad::mad:

Doubles or singles :confused: :confused: :confused:

I got to go home, :) :) :)
I got to go put some water in <font color="orange">TASKERS </font> mama's dish. :p :p :p

"that was randy moreno, everybody. on the weekends, randy does stunts in *** pornos for lionel richie."

i think we are odd a man for dubs.

Don't forget when I called in a bomb threat to the special olympics.

It's gonna be herd golf. We'll be lucky to finish by 9. That means Martin "infrared" Tasker will win it over the last 4 holes.

we can either do two cards of singles or one card of dubs with a cali player if that satisfies your mangina. :eek: :D

Singles on one card is fine as long as we all land by the pins. ;)

I know Metal posted a buttload today but did he ever say he'd be there? I don't remember seeing it.

I vote for doubles for sure, its been getting dark earlier and earlier. We'll probably only be able to play the o.g. 18 holes. I also didn't see metal confirm his attendance. I thought he said he was working today?? :confused: How convienent that tasker organized a big crowd to cater to his game plan of finishing in the dark. :eek: Better bring the raspberry jam for the radar. :D

you can call me DARKNESS, CHARLIE MURPHY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[*****] yo couch!!

from metal:

WHAT'S UP FAHQER???
YOU GOING TO GET OUT IN TIME TO PLAY?
JUST NEED TO WORK OUT WHERE,
I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO ROUND ROCK IN TIME.
IF I DON'T GO NORTH I'LL MEET YA.

you cold as ice! /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

I'm outa here in 10 or less. See yall at the park.
B.

Ok so I ended up having to work at my other job at 6. I had to get in a quick 13 holes at Bart with a few friends. We were smoking it and shot 5 down. Thanks for the Valk Mike I parked the crap out of 19 with it. Who wants to get some today? Tasker when are you out of work?

cat hollow today at 5:30 random draw doubles..

cat hollow today at 5:30 random draw doubles..



no thanks too much like dubs at searight.

Metal, thanks for fishing out my Viking from RR. You da man!! :cool:

cat hollow today at 5:30 random draw doubles..



no thanks too much like dubs at searight.



have you played this or either? :confused:

Anyone going out to Circle C today?
:D:D:D

not i. got get things ready for the fry this weekend.

U gonna find sum mericans ta casstraight?

actually, i am gonna play some hold em tonight and try and win some of the money i've spent for this weekend. :D

If you're real nervous and kind of shakey, I'll give $20 to play hold em. :D

He11, I'll be nice and let ya hold both of em. :o

nastiest post ever. other than the one of metal in that green suit with roller skates.

tomorrow morning we are thinking about playing an early round. who's in and where sounds good?

Martin, I think some of the LODGA guys are going to Wimberly in the morning around 9:30. I say think, I will be there. Just a thought

depends on where, and what time. But I may be interested. More details please. :D
B.

mmm wimberley. unfortunately, i have obligations here in austin that afternoon - (ut/florida).

i will probably stick around here and play somewhere closer.

http://www.tennessean.com/tnphoto/galleries/2003/football/tennvsfla/images/utfla-g.jpg

wimberly would be nice, but I also would like to stay close to town, plus I'll will going out tonight, so no telling how fresh I will feel in the morning. If I don't feel like the mini in the morning, then I am possibly down for a round. Let me know.
B.

Ah, the noble volunteer strategy: go straight for the nuts. :D

hey, at least we aint arkansas and go straight for the ankle.

I hear those piggies are good at reaching for ankles. :p

I hear those Vols are good at reaching for their sister. :D

I hear those Vols are good at reaching for their sister. :D



Hey now...take that talk to the 'bizarro' red rock of shame thread. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
B.

I hear those Vols are good at reaching for their sister. :D



and being a sooner, that should be a family tradition as well.

You guys are still here???...Beat it...get off this thread and go to your special little Tulsa chat room where the rest of the schoolgirls are :o

I'm meeting Q at Pease at 5 if anyone wants to play.

Getyerhyzerass!!! :D

I hear those Vols are good at reaching for their sister. :D



and being a sooner, that should be a family tradition as well.


No that would be the OSU Cowboys

hyzerace is the pdga!!

go pokes!! :P

No that would be the OSU Cowboys



Don't mess with the Hitman! :D

hyzerace is the pdga!!

go pokes!! :P


Yup! :mad:Me and my sis/girlfrend is comin to Pease today and wees gonna smoke you...I'll give you 7 strokes and still beat you lefthanded :o

I'll see everyone at <font color="orange"> Volupalooza </font> .

I heard there may be a gator eating competition for <font color="red"> THE ROCK </font> . :eek:

i dont really eat the gator. i get more pleasure doing the prep work. :D

anyone what to come out the ROCK for a 10:00 tee time???

i know that's short notice but thought i'd check anyway.

i'll be working AM's next week so, tuesday mini is on my schedule. CAN WE ALL MAKE IT THEN?? LOU COME ON DOWN!
anyone want an OUTLAWS shirt, i'll have some larges and X-L's by then.

RSVP: if you're going make it.
I'LL CHECK IN THE AM, TO SEE WHO'S COMING OUT.

glorious!! (http://utsports.collegesports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/091904aad.html?pic=1) :D

BIG MORNING MONDAY, DATE NITE W/ THE WIFE.
TUESDAY IS ALL CLEAR, MISSION CONTROL HAS GIVEN THE GREENLITE.
CAN ANYONE COME OUT WED TO RIVERY, ANOTHERSMALL WORK DAY. YOU CAN PLAY EDMAN& I WILL BE WORKING.

WE'RE ALL(COFFEE'S & I) THINKING MOODY'S TRIP NEXT SUNDAY, HOW'S EVERYONE SCHEDULE THE DAY AFTER Z10?

JUST LET THAT ROLL AROUND IN YOUR BRAIN ALITTLE BIT.

I'LL CHECK IN TOMMORROWNITE.

doubt i can make it out to rivery on wednesday. randy and i are thinking of playing bart on tuesday and pease on wednesday. if at all possible, we will try and make it for wednesday and just play bart on tuesday.

how is bart looking these days, mccaine?

anyone playing today? getting out around 4pm.

MT, congrats on your Vols winning the SEC "clash of the has beens." ;) That little dude nailed a big one.

Bart is fine. #1 is short, #5 is short. Access into the park is OK now.

yeah yeah. i will remember that comment come 2nd week of october. i guess "an sec has been" like arkansas is just tough enough for the likes of you big guns, huh? :p

Oh, I think unless you are almost older than me, you can safely call us a "never were."

Bart is Lookin ok. I get out there quite a bit. It could use some mowing and weedeating, it keeps stealing my discs(champ cobra and beast) in the last 2 weeks. I don't like the new placement for #1 it's Poonerific. lots of high grass on the course and off to the right on #5 is really nasty, thats where my cobra went. Overall though it's in good shape, just a little muddy last time I went out.

Metal, I'll check the couch tonight. If I find $5 under the cushions, I'll be at the Pease mini on Tuesday. :)

anyone playing today? getting out around 3:30.


:cool:

if the POOOOOOOOOOOONS want to play BART on tuesdaynite, then by all means lets make it a REDROCK ROUND.
if you still want to play pease, i'll be there.

ANY TAKERS ON THE SUNDAY 26th, OUT IN REDROCK COUNTRY :D

sandwich pinic style between rounds,
we could do potluck if ya want(depends how many).

check in later.

I would be interested in playing Red Rock on Sun just to get some practice time for O-fest, alas, being that I want to play ZT10 this Sat, that probably means I should do homework on Sun. and get other random things done before the week starts again. YOU PLAYIN T10 METAL?? Anybody know the latest you can sign up on titledisc? Is it Thursday??
B.

NO,Z10 FOR ME.
BOSS IS IN HAWAII,
I'M RUNNING THINGS RIGHT KNOW.
I WILL BE THERE (NOT IN TIME TO PLAY)WITH THE EXTRA SHIRTS FROM THE OUTLAWS. EVEN GETTING SOME L & XL, TO GO WITH THE 2X LEFT OVER .

YOU'LL NEED A LARGE RIGHT?

Don't know if I need one or not. Still haven't gotten my winnings for outlaws from vinnie, so there could possibly be one in there, speaking of which... <font color="blue"> Vinnie, if you even read this thread, you got my stuff?? </font>:confused: How much are the shirts?? and yes, I do wear a large, since I know you ain't got no mediums. :p
B.

Metal, I'm going to head out to Bart also. All I could find between the cushions was a dime and a couple of honey nut cheerios. No mini money this week.

We'll probably tee around 6. Getchyerbutt!!!

bart bart bart
loretta loretta loretta
pizza pizza pizza :D - this last one is for lou

sounds like big tom just joined today's group at bart. gonna be goooood. :D

Indeed, I'm in!! :DMy darling daughter is bringing clothes, shoes, etc.....such a nice girl /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

TOM!!
TOM TOM TOM!!
TOM TOM TOM!!
TOM TOM TOMMMMM!!!!

RISING UP!! BACK ON THE COURSE!!
GOT HIS BEAST, GOT AMBITION!! :D

on a sidenote: remember this guy who used to play with us? he was like, really good and used to have this small treasure named, bubo. i wonder what he is doing these days.

guess we better call alex d. :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/simpsons/images/quotes/hibbert.gif

Bart at 6pm, I think I can actually be there. I have been having to work at this job and they have been asking me to do things that don't involve disc golf. Sometimes I think they don't know me at all.

HICKS!!

HICKS HICKS HICKS!!
HICKS HICKS HICKS!!

HICKS HICKS HIIIICKS!!

RISING UP... :cool:

wow sounds like herd golf at the Bart. I might try and make it out.....not sure.

nothing like a little Survivor to make me LMAO :D

you red rockers playing the T10??

B.

Well, who is courting Lorreta now? It should be Hicks. Why no smack talk?

Slightly off topic (whatever that means in relation to this thread). Hey Martin, everytime they flashed the camera over to Phat Phil, I saw some young lady next to him. Who is she? A bodyguard in disguise? Is he having one those RC Slocum affairs. I think Mack could use a pretty young thing in his picture also, but for the Okie game, he should hire a Steve Hawking (or Steve Spurrier) lookalike just to get Stoops thinking.

[QUOTE]
HICKS!!

HICKS HICKS HICKS!!
HICKS HICKS HICKS!!

HICKS HICKS HIIIICKS!!/quote]

You rang? :D

Red Rock Mini om Sunday
TEE at NOON ...singles $15 pro and $10 for Am's(includes green fees)...Practice the course for Oktoberfest...cash payout for ALL

Right on MJ...I will try and be there.

Well, who is courting Lorreta now? It should be Hicks. Why no smack talk?



James, where do you get your information? :D

Metal is carrying <font color="red"> LORETTA </font> now. Maybe it should've been the Hitman. The world will never know. :)

Mike should have been exempt from throwing off from the rock if for no other reason than that he single handedly birded #10 with 2 badass shots. I've yet to witness anyone else get this bird.

# 10 what course I am sure I have birdied it :D

#10 at Bart...you aint never birdied that one cause you never at there :D:confused:

Ive birdied that one long and short. KABOOM :eek:

Braggart! :D

But did you s-curve the 50ft uphill putt through the trees with a driver? :D

MT, you still in for Oktoberfest?

where were you this weekend? how about some scores from Red rock

Living the family life. :)
Mitch ran the mini I think. It's gonna have to come from him or Dave.

looking for golf on tuesday night. all you red rockers come and try to get bubo as he was reclaimed at the tex10. let me know where it is convenient for everyone to play. peace!

I can't play Tues but I can play on Wed. I was thinking about playing the Bart mini on Wed... and guess what I have the ROCK! Metal gave it to me after shooting 57 from the whites at Dave's and I shot a 60 from the blues. We agreed (after I saw Metal shooting from the whites) that we would play heads up from the seperate tees.
I hope to show that the rock can and will only make me more of a man. A man with a couple of extra pounds in his bag that is.
Also I now have my ching skillshot and am ready to take it south to Tom's for our challenge there through the trails of Mary Moore or to Wells Branch on the west side of the park there. Each man will set up his own hole when it is his turn and we will play for the rock. I'm a freakin' genius.

how bout circle c? 6? 6:15?

we cant be running much later than that these days.

let me know if that works. otherwise we will have to look at a more central location.

Also I now have my ching skillshot and am ready to take it south to Tom's for our challenge there through the trails of Mary Moore or to Wells Branch on the west side of the park there. Each man will set up his own hole when it is his turn and we will play for the rock. I'm a freakin' genius.



love the idea of the skillshot. I saw a great place to use it too. Not tom's house but right outside of circle c. tough, low ceiling shots with twisting fairways. randy and i were just talking about it the other day.

LET'S DO THIS!! wednesday.

I'm a freakin' genius.



True. So true.

:D :D :D
I'm glad you finally came to terms with appreciating the genius of the Hitman, James.

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I can't play Tues but I can play on Wed. I was thinking about playing the Bart mini on Wed... and guess what I have the ROCK! Metal gave it to me after shooting 57 from the whites at Dave's and I shot a 60 from the blues.

GET IT RIGHT ..............54!!!!!
MITCH SHOT THE 57.
RIC & EDMAN TIED 53

FOUND A RED SOMETHING OF YOURS IN THE 12-13 POND SUNDAY.

ALL TOLL, 30 DISC'S CAME OUT OF BOTH PONDS

THIS CALEB 210?? GUY OWES ME A SIX PACK OF GOOD BEER FOR ALL OF HIS I FOUND.? I THINK 4

I THINK THE RARER THE DISC THE MORE I SHOULD GET FOR FINDING AND RETURNING, RIGHT.
TIM E. MATCHED SET OF YELLOW CE FIREBIRDS.

ALL DISC WERE LEFT OUT THERE WITH MOODY.
WILL BE THERE UNTIL AFTER OCTOBERFEST, THEN WILL BE BROUGHT IN TOWN TO PEASE.

Thanks Mike, That red something should be teebird. I already owe you a beer for a QJ from last springs Ian's course. What kind of beer you like and will you be there this weekend?

looking for golf on tuesday night. all you red rockers come and try to get bubo as he was reclaimed at the tex10. let me know where it is convenient for everyone to play. peace!



tuesday is here. where you wanna lose bubo at?

circle c after 6? or was that more than a political statement by suggesting "peace!"?

Board meeting tonight.

I'll probably only play on Thursday before this weekend. Keep your calenders open. :)

Board meeting tonight.



picture shown outside of del valle board meeting:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/mass/mark_essex/4-2-Black-Panther-Party-mee.jpg

Exactly. :D

The only thing missing is a small sign that says, "Public Welcome." :)

Exactly. :D

The only thing missing is a small sign that says, "Public Welcome." :)



you mean, KILL WHITEY!! FREE HUEY!!

hey i still want to play today, i just heard everyone was playing tomorrow. i can't play on wednesday, so if you want to play tasker name the place and i will get there. anyone else who wants to play is welcome also. circle c would be good, since i haven't played there in a couple years.

wow, i am stream of consciousness poster. i like pancakes. go discraft.

randy and i are down for circle c today at 6pm. if you havent played circle c in a while, you are in for a treat.

there have been a few changes.

*read below*

i will be there with bubo at 6

might see yall there. sure could use a round of golf. depends on if I feel like skipping out on my 5 o clock. I'll call you tasker if so. out.
B.

sweet, yeti.

no need to call me and waste minutes on the cell. just post it here to make those bastard dial-up users suffer. :D

wow, i am stream of consciousness poster. i like pancakes. go discraft.



Turbo is loosing his grip. The comet speeds aimlessly toward earth. Bubo is free.

Any changes? Where's Bubo?

turbo still has bubo.

metal and randy tied at sh*tty and i shot sh*tty +1.

Unable to wrestle Bubo from Turbo. Pansies :D :D

Randy, go stros. Keep hope alive.

better late than never for the stros. i gave up on them around june.

For anyone who would like to take home a large red paper weight to help hold down their bag in windy situations; please meet at Tom's house at 6:15pm today (this is Wed for those of you slackers).
I'm bringing the Ching skill shot to set up holes on the trails behind Tom's house. Tom will be waving a green and red flag for in and out of bounds shots.
PS - James you are welcome to try your skills down south but there will also be a skill shot challange up north at a time and place to later be disclosed (I do nothing without the complete praise and approval of Martin Tasker).

Cris, not sure I can accommodate a large gathering at the house this evening. Terri is home sick right now. :(

Martin, will you please give Cris your approval to use the john.

But, remember, Cris is now a big boy and there is no need to praise the act.

Tom - I blame Tasker. I do nothing without his complete praise and acceptance.
Plan #2 - meet at Tasker's house at 6pm. Is that acceptable Tasker? Any other Red Rockers?

I too will blame Tasker. :eek:

You can also blame Tasker for my not being there.
Stupid Tasker!!

:D

6-PAK ......NEWCASTLE....HMMM,HMMMMM?

HELL YA I PLAYING THIS ONE.

??STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET THE CAMPING PART TAKEN CARE OF, MIGHT DRIVE IN/OUT BOT5H DAYS.

metal, i got a tent you can use and a sleeping pad if needed. call me if you wanna swing by and borrow em.

who's got game today? and where are ya'll thinking?

Mike, I'll do my best to remember.

Martin, you should be playing this weekend; the vulvs don't play until saturday evening.

I'm repeating this because it worked so well yesterday:
Randy, go stros. Keep hope alive.

James when you going to pay your LOST BET ??? NO SUSPENSION !!! Wanker :p

I see the word "suspension" (from the BHMO) used. Since the bet was whether he would get suspended, I think I won. However, I will be sporting and call it a push. Should you persist in your unlawful claims, I will hire McCrimmon to smear your good name in court and then I'll hire Tasker's cousins Guido and Isabella to collect. Don't even think about mocking Issy, she's a bad man. :o

I'd go with a push on that bet, Seewhere. A one tourney suspension doesn't seem like much of a suspension at all but it's still called a "suspension."

MT, I'm going to Pease after work to sign up for Oktoberfest. I may play a few holes but I'll mainly be out in the field and at the practice basket putting.

don't worry. I wont try and unload loretta onto you like hicks did to me last night. 9 holes in the dark and only a stroke and a half to spot me. shoot, he got that after 3 holes. :(

i think hicks just didnt want to taint his new revo bag this weekend with such a burdon.

on a side note: the safari/skillshot session was awesome!! some of the best holes we've played and we made them up as we went. we should definately do this again. most of the holes took out all the options that most texas courses offer and forced a true shot off the tee. we played in the area right before you turn off for circle c.

Field work; it's what's for dinner.
I don't know if you've ever played at Moody's before but it's a lot different than Pease. :p
If I play any holes there, it'll be 12-14 and 18-21.

hey guys, TASKER, i am down for playing somewhere today after work. let me know what the good word is! Tasker, can you bolt from work and we could go play daves. just a thought

i dobut i can get out of work any earlier than 4:30.

cristobal said he might play friday or today. give me an honest chance at keep/give for the rock. aint that right, cristobal?

ok so dave's is out but i still want to play. you will have your three strokes as always. it will be a fight between loretta and bubo!

oh yeah, where do we play?

I won't be able to play today, but I can play anytime on Friday. Making up holes with the skill shot means that we could start playing some very challenging and fun holes in the future (you can thank Jose and Rebecca for that little gift!).
Martin thinks the stroke difference might need to be changed. I say we go from players ratings and figure it that way. How does .75 of a stroke for every 10 points of player rating difference sound?
OCTOBERFEST!

figure out the new strokes and post them for all to see Hicks. i think .75 per 10 pts is about right. HEY MARTIN HOW ABOUT PEASE OR BART

i am down for today. seeing how you are holding bubo, where do you suggest playing?

agreed, hicks. i would play those holes we played last night over any course in austin. :eek:

sad but true.

how about pease around 5-5:30

done.

NEW STROKE SYSTEM

PLAYER RATING HANDICAP
Hicks 974 0
Albert 969 0
Randy 936 3
Tom 931 3
Tasker 909 5
Metal Mike 909 5
Sweet Lou 819 12

All handicaps are based on the .75 strokes per 10 points of ratings difference and based on Hick's rating compared to all other red rockers. Everyone should be able to figure out how many strokes to spot one another from the list above. THIS IS TAKING LORETTA AND BUBO TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF RIDICULOUSNESS!

:D I can't wait to see the look on the Hitman's face when you tell him to give me 12 strokes.

He thought spotting me 4 was too much. :D

hell! what do you think randy is gonna say giving you 9 strokes?!?! :eek: :D

I talked to Turbo and we were thinking about a cap limit on the strokes of 8. That means Albert & I give Lou 8 strokes and Randy would give Lou 5, etc. How does that sound?
12 sounds like we are spotting Lou in a football game of Texas v. Rice or something.

NEW STROKE SYSTEM

PLAYER RATING HANDICAP
Hicks 974 0
Albert 969 0
Randy 936 3
Tom 931 3
Tasker 909 5
Metal Mike 909 5
Sweet Lou 819 12

All handicaps are based on the .75 strokes per 10 points of ratings difference and based on Hick's rating compared to all other red rockers. Everyone should be able to figure out how many strokes to spot one another from the list above. THIS IS TAKING LORETTA AND BUBO TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF RIDICULOUSNESS!



WOW!!!!
MINE PLAYER RATING WENT UP :D
still not forced to play advanced, YET!
(just the cooler toting, sand bag hauling, want to win some plastic prizewhore in me.)
if i camp out, i'll be sleeping in the back of the EXPLORER, the problem is the wife is off 4 days. i'll be working dubb's everyday until and after that weekend, at least i can go out to eat with her SAT/SUNDAY NITES.
it want be decided until i leave for the tourney,???friday nite or early saturday morning.

I WILL BE DOING THE WATER RETRIVEAL, BEFORE HEADING IN TOWN.(BOTH DAYS).

MITCH AND EDMAN ARE IN THE CIRCLE -O-DEATH ALSO, IN CASE YOUR MAKING A LIST.

who got game today? thinking pease..