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I concur with Brower - Beast or nothing.

I dont want to move this anywhere else and I dont want to try to change the date because this is the only date we could find for EVERYBODY to be able to play. Cant we play Cameron and then play two rounds of the back nine or have a final nine over in the Beast? There is nothing for me in Temple.

wait a minute, I is going to agree with Nelly?
I must be drunk, but I agree with Nelly
Whats up Rebels?
"SIR" I just like hearing that! :D

Thanks Vicente!!

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Okay, playing the back 9 of the Beast is groovy with me, since I have a lot more trouble on the front anyway. The deal is, without the front 9 of the course, we really lose the whole feel and best holes of Gary's Gold Toothed Beast. The front 9 is where most of the alterations of this already great course take place and will be where the most different and unusual things would take place.

The reason I suggested Temple is the fact that in this central to all drivers area (another 40 min. south for those driving from the north), its the next best mix of a long, challenging and occasionally dangerous layout. It was just an idea to try to insure that the match would be played on somewhat neutral ground that still offered similar challenges. If its not a pleasing idea to all involved, so be it. I'll comply with a group census.

As for playing Olde Cameron and a Final 9 on the Beast, that sounds doable and I'd be agreeable to it.

As for rescheduling, although the Golden Beast is certainly where I would prefer for the entire match to take place as originally planned, I remember how hard it was to find a date for this thing in the 1st place. Rescheduling would not be easy, believe me. We could try it, but it would be tough and there's no guarantees of when we could get it together. I'm ready to shut these Jethros up now, myself.

So, Here are our choices, as I see them. Please post your preferences based on one of the following three alternatives.

1. Olde Cameron and Final 9 on the back of the Beast

2. Same format of 2 rounds at Temple

3. Reschedule for a date when we can use the full Golden Beast layout.

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I think yall should play Temple...just because Nelly does not want to :p

Can we have one round at Cameron and two rounds on the back nine at the Beast?
The more holes the better. I know how tired the hillbillys get from the replacement of jack and coke instead of milk in their baby bottles as chilren. (yes I said chilren)

I would prefer to play the Gold Toothed Beast. I've never played Temple, that would be fun also.

Temple isnt bad. Its actually a nice course but how many people would that deter from watching? I have made plans in Waco and so has another Team member. So what should we do. There is no playing the Gold Toothed Beast before the thing in July for all of us. What should we do? Can someone please translate all of this to them ther hillbillies?

THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION!
Play old camaron then back 9 of the beast twice.
And I am sure you would like to play a bunch (like banana) of holes. Your team will need all the hole they can to TRY and beat us. :D
what the hell rebels? quit beating the kids, leave the trailer park and down to the coffe shop. Their internet works without havin to crank on it.
you monkeys are in for it.
Someone please bring a digital, we need to post some pics on the silver backs site

I don't mind playing one round at cameron or even woodson, we still have to think about parking issues, if they are having the race and parking all over the place, just look at the link that harlan posted and click on the link for this race, they have 1000's of people and take up all of the water front part of the course. and normal hole #18 will be filled with cars. and you know hillbillies that will be at the race will probably be in the woods pissing and smoking that funny tubaco. we can always try it though. but the parking thing and people on the course might fall into play at cameron also, if they will be parking and watching the race from the original cameron course also.

I do not have a problem playing anywhere. you panty waste need to pop the titty out the mouth and see that we can not cater to everyones wants. we had this date set months ago, cause everyone could do this date. now the course is messed up, but that means we play somewhere else. it doesn't matter where we play we will still smoke and grill them monkeys.

I don't want to hear a bunch of crying over this, I have to move to oklahoma on monday morning. Im the one that should be doing the crying.

so lets hear what everyone wants to do.

Look Vincent we are agreeing again. So everybody?
IT IS ON!!!! Team Hillbilly get off your mommas tit and get ready. THIS IS GONNA BE A SHOWDOWN!!!

Troy is right. Hole #18 is going to be a parking lot. I'll do whatever the two teams decide on, but the East course is only going to have 8 playable holes?!?!?!?!

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Yes, Troy-O (nice of you to take Jeff's name after the vows), the parking issue is something I was worried about. Basically, we could try to do the Waco thing and I'd be willing to be there, but it is possible that there will be cars in our way in many spots and that could be just as big a problem as the front 9 being pulled. I'm trying to get a hold of Mr. Harrell to get an idea of what kind of situation we would be looking at, since he has some experience with seeing how these races go down, attendance, areas that are impacted, etc.

hmmmm.....i SHOULD stay home and shoot at the $750 ace pot at The Vet on Sunday morning :confused:

Questions:

Isn't Drag Boat Racing a HILLBILLY sport? Doesn't it rank right up there with that *** sport where cars only turn left? How come you TOOFless country folk didn't know about your 2nd favorite sporting event schedule?

No you SHOULD not stay home. Really we need to figure this out.

shut your donkey hero!
cameron then woodway

..of course that wasn't directed to V, my brother from another mother. So does that make you a monkey, or me a billy?

..of course that wasn't directed to V, my brother from another mother. So does that make you a monkey, or me a billy?



Well, With Sir Miller's permission, I believe I can clear that up for everyone.

My-Hero is actually one of the endangered breed of primates, known as the Hill Monkeys.

And a lot of people don't know this, but Vinnie's middle name is actually Darwin.

Vicente Darwin Billy Bob Miller Jr

Ya know, now that you say that, i do kind of resemble a monkey. However, i have way to many TOOFs in my head (That's right hillbilly's, the toofs on your coffee tables dont count!) , and since my vocabulary consists of more than just one syllable words, i cant be a hillbilly.

shut your donkey hero!
cameron then woodway



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Vincent Darwin, you really wanna play Woodway? Are you serious? You'd rather do that than try to work around the parked cars of your people on the back 9 of the Beast?

What does everyone else think about this? Woodway's not a bad course, it just gets overlooked because of the excellence of the other two courses there.

Feedback?

I have never played Woodway and that wouldnt be fair.

1. Olde Cameron and Final 9 on the back of the Beast

2. Same format of 2 rounds at Temple

3. Reschedule for a date when we can use the full Golden Beast layout.



Yes to 1 or 3. 1 would be best.
No to 2.

No to Woodway, never seen or played it.

Gracias Senor Miller, sir.

I have never played woodway
But it don't matter to me
we could play any game ....we going win.
You know hero its all fun, bottom line we will always be brothers of other mothers....it just my mother don't pick fleas out my arse :D
man that sir thing is GOOD!

Woodway is fun, but if it's not mowed....oh boy!

Or you could play one round Friday July 9th while the Golden Toothed Beast is set up for Doubles.

if its not mowed , team scratch my partners arse will feel right at home.
Welcome to the jungle, all you all need now is some mist and someone will do a book on your team.
Title suggestion "The waco chimps of the mist"

There is no way that this will ever happen with all of us if we have to reschedule. This is how it is going to be. We are ALL going to Waco and we are playing one round at Cameron and TWO rounds of nine, even if we have to make up a hole somewhere else. Se Acabo!

But it don't matter to me
we could play any game ....we going win.




Well if that's the case, then maybe we should do it in Burnet. If I remember correctly Vinnie really likes playing with monkeys there.

Seems to me that option #1 is leading the opinion poll right now, with the 2 rounds instead of a final 9 on the back being the popular alteration to it.

Is this accurate?

Actually, I'd have to say that is my pick also. I love the back 9 on that course as much as anywhere I play golf in Texas.

I really wanted to play the Gold course. Just looking at Duke's layout makes it impossible to justify any other course. Maybe i should stay home and let me mum-key pick flea's out of me arse. :D

That was hilarious V.....keep 'em coming!

Oops, forgot the disclaimer:

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LMAO @ APWOOD
it's lunch time another words you monkeys need to shimmer up a tree get you fill of bananas . I will return to bash on.

This is how it is going to be. We are ALL going to Waco and we are playing one round at Cameron and TWO rounds of nine, even if we have to make up a hole somewhere else. Se Acabo!



I have no idea what se acabo means, but y'all listen to Nelle. As a casual interested observer, some of y'all appear to be getting cold feet. So just agree to her suggestion, get back to your smack talking, and have a great match on Sunday.

hurry go get the possom Vinnie, momma cant catch it cause she doesnt want to spill the beer in her hand

how bout 2 rounds at cam. switch baskets after first round on 15, 17 and 18? final 9 on the back of the beast.

how bout you SHUT IT!

just kidding Martin :D

I vote 3. We should play the Beast! This weekend was bad for me in the first place and I think we should try to reschedule. In any case - any course with a few trees close to the baskets will be just $fine$ with me!

Lets just make a decision quickly so I can tell the boss if I'll be home on our anniversary...

See y'all soon,

I really wanted to play the Gold course. Just looking at Duke's layout makes it impossible to justify any other course. Maybe i should stay home and let me mum-key pick flea's out of me arse. :D

That was hilarious V.....keep 'em coming!



Just wanted to point out that my original thinking in suggesting this take place on the Golden Beast was something that I thought would be both centrally located and a challenge worthy of this type of match. Its still a great idea, but I want to be clear about one thing. Its is not the reason for the match, just the proposed locale.

The reason is because there was a bunch of jealous hillbillies that decided they were better than an organized team of truly sponsored golfers and said anytime, anywhere they could take us down.

I want these Jethro's donkeys shut and I want them shut now! Whenever, wherever, Team #3restinpeace is going down this weekend, and I don't mean on their cousins!

*Standard Sir Miller disclaimer applies*

Why not 4 rounds of 9 on the beast?

you are sounding more like vinnie every day. i think mark must be converting you to the dark side.

GETCH YER BUTT!!

ps. i would like to reserve one campsite at the Backyard del Vargas for this friday. you got sh*tters and showers at your venue? ;)

:p

Alright, Im making a decision. This is how it will be.

first round will be at cameron (original) at 10:00am

lunch will be at 12:30 -1:30

second round will be at 2:00 at cameron east ( hopefully since this is the last day of the races, everyone will be clearing out half way early.)

JeffO am my self will bring an portable basket and make up an extra hole some where. so that we can play 2 rounds of nine.

if anyone has a problem with this then.......

<font color="red"> </font> SHUT YOUR DONKEY

the monkeys that Sir Vinnie is allowing to post for now. you have one more post left to agree or disagree. make it count.

will it be setup as the gold course?

That was so funny about going down on your cousins!!!!!! ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sorry Martin no shatters, just a hose. j/k

I just talked with my baby-mama and I have to go to Ga. to pick up my son this weekend. I could have said no, but if we are not sure and Ben$ and Hero-wants$ and everything else, I would like to see The Beast-Gold and I like Gary's idea of the Friday b4 waco Tx10 (Sir Vinnie Had to throw that in.) By the way, this site is more fun when we all get to slam each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm like serious, and so my partner can understand... dude, i'm like serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st of all Troy-O, the bet which forced my silence was with Sir Vincent Miller, not with you. I'll climb back up my "quiet tree" when he says I have to, not when the red on your neck causes your chest to bow out.

Secondly, that's fine by me and maybe as you suggest, by later in the day we'll have less of the parked cars of your kind to deal with.

As for the temp basket you're wanting to bring, I assume you mean that we'll use that only in the event that #18 has cars parked on it. Is this correct?

And, if we can use #18, Gary can you set it up? I know that it has some landing zones that are unique to the Gold layout. Is anything back up in the jungle on the back 9 really any different?

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So how many memebrs are not going now? This is bullshat!

We don't take to kindly to transvestite monkeys 'round here.
That wonder woman costume ain't foolin' no one!

looks like some people are scared. Team I want to be a hillbilly found the perfect excuse to not get their arse kicked on the course.

Don't Be Askeert

And some people have to work on Fridays and some poor soul will be all alone in Oklahoma.

Lets make a decision.

We need to play this Sunday!!! I don't care where. It doesn't matter. The stinch of roasted monkey will be smelled clear across Texas no matter which course we play.
Olde Cam. then 2 9's on the beast is fine w/me. So is Woodway.
pj

You are correct silver back, the portable will only be used if # 18 is not playable.

and I am the one that asked Sir Vinnie to give you permission to post again, so watch what you say. I can stop being nice to you worthless, poop flingin, sorry excuses for Golfers. and have you cut off.

I am not doing this any other day besides Sunday in WACO. we can find another person to fill his place. My 10 year old is free this weekend, maybe he can go up against Troy. Atlest my son will show up on time.

Ok, here it is,

I am very disappointed in all team members on both sides. If you remember there is not a I in team. this was set up as a TEAM challange not a golden tooth challange. I have one team member that can't wait to play at a later date, and we need to think about that. also marka has a full schedule and after talking to him this is a perfect date for him, as well for myself.

I can't believe that there are a few members from both sides that commited to play this weekend and now are wanting to change it because they don't get to play the beast. I say shame on you, for being selfish. This is a TEAM Challange and it shouldn't matter where we play. Im just really ****** off.


and what about the people that paid for hotel rooms in advanced. i.e. Justin has a room at the hilton that he has already paid for.

I just can't believe the whiny babies are trying to ruin this for the rest of us that are commit to be there and play. people have made plans for this weekend and can't change them. shame shame

that is all for now im going to eat.

I want to clear things up. I was never bashing or getting mad at any memebr of my own team. I understand things come up but I am ready to know when and where we are playing and who will be there. In Waco, one round Cameron. tow rounds back nine at the Beast on Sunday June 27th. Correct?

Nelly doesn't think it would be fair to play Woodway because she hasn't played it before? Quit crying Woman! I've never played the Beast, Gold or otherwise. I'm not whinin'. I will be in Waco to kick some monkey *****. Anybody that's not, sux. I vote to play the challenge as scheduled, 2 rounds of 9 on the Beast, followed by Cam, Woodway, whatever.

I will play any course BLOmeGAN!!!! Bring it boy!

I will be wherever my teammates are this Sunday. I hope you weren't doubting my whereabouts Nelle. Ya know.....we could move it to The Vet and shoot at a $750 ace pot during the first round (As long as you are an ADGA member :D)

I was NEVER doubting my team!! Get that straight!!! I am just ready to kick some country bumpkin arse.

lmao @ nelly ....that was a funny


Look if you ain't in Waco Sunday, your team will be taking a 0.
It is this Sunday!

I am taking my son, he will be with my father at the sprinkler park. How old is he?

Ok for all you.

We are still having the Challange on Sunday the 27th, Team Stuck in the Stone Ages might be short one member and Team Rebels are Gods might be short one member. But it is still on.

still waiting to hear from a couple of members though. I will keep everyone post.

But as for now Plans are a go.

i'll be there.
i will offer no help for either team.
i promise to keep my yelling to a maximum and drinking at full tilt.
spotting? i doubt it.
throwing bananas and flashing signs of livestock, for sure!

Booby, the only *** you'll be kicking is your own for showing up just to get beaten like a government mule. Hell, unless Nelle's kind enough to give you strokes, she's gonna beat you straight up!

It looks like everything is set but I'll wait for Troy's update.

Just to let everyone know, we already had one sub for the challenge. Billy Nelson was already gonna be unable to make it, so I got a sub for him approved by the rednecks to fill his Advanced slot. I'd like to thank Gary Collier for stepping up to fill in for Billy.

We won't have a sub for Stephen. I understand Stephen's deal, BTW, since I have a kid myself and they are more important than us grownup people. His circumstances are completely understandable. He will be missed, as will Billy.

*Thanks to Sir Miller, but my time I feel is winding down until after Sunday*

See y'all Sunday.

Thanks Sir V.

There may be enough of interest in the back 9 to make it interesting, may even come up with some twists.

Alt tees the second round ?

I wouldn't want familiarity with the course to be a factor.

I just like how that sounds :D


"SIR V"

There is enough difference inthe back 9 without 18 to make a little difference, and I know a good place for the temp hole.

Just wish I had a day or two with a weed eater to prepare.

Okay, well, I guess I don't need to wait for Troy's update. You guys have my number, so if there's anything give me a call.

I've already posted way more on here than I deserved to after letting Vinnie beat me so bad at Lago (especially since I let him basically do it all in 3 rounds instead of four). Thanks to Sir Vinnie for letting me post and now I'll climb back up my "quiet tree" until Sunday evening when the victory, which is a foregone conclusion, allows me to brag about beating a team that's really not worth bragging about.

Silverback Out.

Hey Martin- can I join your team? You seem to have the "rules" in order...

Okay, so where/when are we meeting Sunday morning?

send me a PM with your number. Night time number.

10:00 am tee of at old Cameron

Martin or Nix,

You can join my team if you wish. I might need a little help getting the alt tees ready before the afternoon round. I'll try to bring 2 gas powered weed eaters and some temp baskets.

If you guys agree schedule as follows

9:30am players meeting at cameron(old)
10:00am tee off.

if everyone wants I will show up early and make the old course tougher with more OB's like we were going to play at the GT Beast or we can just play it regular. Im sure myself and the sliver back can get up early and make it a bitchhh to play with new obs.

and the second round on the beast will follow lunch. and with Mr. Duke making a mess of the back nine and with alt tees this should be fun. I can bring a weed wacker with me and have course improvements along the way for the temp hole.

any problems with this, speak now or forever hold your PooP.

Anybody know how to get in touch with Joey to make sure we don't get into any trouble with the parks people cutting some of the underbrush out of the way ?

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!! Put your teeth in, load up the sheep, hitch the house and COME GET SOME!!!!! You rubes better bring your game! And Patty I have a feeling you will be carrying more than one baby after this match.

Hmmm...

i'll be there.
i will offer no help for either team.
i promise to keep my yelling to a maximum and drinking at full tilt.
spotting? i doubt it.
throwing bananas and flashing signs of livestock, for sure!



Versus:


Martin or Nix,

You can join my team if you wish. I might need a little help getting the alt tees ready before the afternoon round. I'll try to bring 2 gas powered weed eaters and some temp baskets.



;) :cool::D

But the fun would be in watching them cuss the holes you helped to put in. :)

Ok for those who are wanting to know.

Here are the matchups and tee times.

10:00 am tee off
Vinnie "the ape killer" Miller vs El chili dog
Shannon "I eat monkey brains for breakfast" Fosdick vs. John IwishIwasahero

10:10am
Patty "laying down the Law" Justice vs Nelle from "Whats Happening"
Bobby "I have apeheads hanging on my way" Logan vs Mark "can I throw poop in stead of my putter" Apewood

10:20am
Jeff "I wear ape skin shorts" O vs Justin "I use to be adv world chimp" Kerr
Mark "I killed 30 apes at once" Vargas vs Tony "I putt like marka" bender
Troy "I kill apes with my CANNON" Soules vs Gary " I role 200ft holes" Coiler

there you go.

as for the rules, There are no rules.
players be curtious to the other team, no yelling or poop flinging while the other is putting or throwing, but sly comments after team e hits a tree or misses a putt are acceptable. Ribbing is very acceptable. Just act like you want to be treated yourself.

now as for the gallorie, you may do as you wish, but there will be no impeading the putt or throw of a player in the challenge. Please stay to the side and not in the players direct path to the basket. but by all means yell at Team E and give them Hellll.

And just to be on the safe side if the is a tie after two rounds. there will be a final 9 match play round for the one member of both teams that scored the best for the day.

any other questions please feel free to ask.

Is this match play? or a count-up-the-strokes contest? or something inbetween?

It's difficult not knowing all the player's abilities, but it looks evenly matched. Watch out John, Shannon is a local legend. Don't let him cheat or play those dirty-mind games of his? ;)

I am truly sorry that I have to miss this wonderous occasion. I wish everyone well and almost forgot Sir Vinnie, hate to use that in a sentence. Team E lets kick some " the coolest thing is my sister didn't have to change last names after we got hitched" arse!
ps. by the way everyone call this # and :D
214) 719-7000

I hope you have better judgment than to alter someone elses course without permission. I know Joey well enough that he would'nt approve.

Oh well, with SB out - me being out didn't hurt the matchups... I'm sad though because I'm going to have to miss laughing my arse off by actually getting to see Mark Apewood's game up close.... oh well - I'm sure I'll hear the scoop... I'll be there for the re-match when Team e tries again....

Have fun!

we are not going to alter any of the course we are just adding additional obs to make the holes harder. Im sure that gary has talked to joey since they are having the state rep challenge there in a few weeks. there will be no cutting of limbs trees or anything of the sort. Like I said just adding obs and teeing for alt placements. so don't worry about it.


This will be a total stroke play. after each round we will total all of the team members scores and at the end we will add both rounds together and the lower score will determine the winner(Team Rebels)

Hey Monkeys you better bring a real A game not your A(pe) game like you usual do.

Watch out John, Shannon is a local legend. Don't let him cheat or play those dirty-mind games of his?



.....not worried about Shannon. We've played enough golf together in the past, i know his tactics :DHowever, i am worried about finishing. I can't remember the last time i played 2 rounds in one day. Actually, i played the Z-Tx10 Arlington last weekend, but i'm not sure who that was playing for me during the first round. Whoever it was, they sucked it up! :D

Good thing it's total team strokes. Did you guys happen to see what "The Cannon that backfires frequently" shot during Waco Am's? a 79???? I hope that's a misprint because even Atwood beat that! :D

Of course I wouldn't alter anything without clearing it with Joey first. I just needed to check on a few places that might be overlooked in the usual mowing pattern, but important to the alternate holes.

The course has well defined fairways and there is'nt any need for alternate holes. Play the course for what it's worth. Cameron Park East is maintained by locals. The locals take pride in the way Cameron Park East is maintained and is prepped when needed. For someone to come in and alter it in anyway (especially from out of town) would be a slap in the face to them, not to say it would'nt step on a few toes. W.A.C.O. has always been a well respect tournament because of Joey Harrell and the locals.

John just so you know, the 79 I took was for the fact that I showed up 3 holes late for the tourny because My roommate Jeff O was in a car wreck that morning and I choose to be late so that I could help him with his truck and his stuff.

Steven, I am sorry that you will not be able to make it. I do wish that you would be there. But if I were in the same position I would choose spending an extra week with my son also. Family is more important that a bunch of over grown children competeing in a pissing contest. Have a safe trip and we will see you next time. You better get your arse up to the OKC so we can play a few tournys.


May everyone have a safe trip to WACO on sunday. Gods speed and safety.

The desire to add alternate holes is merely to have 18 distinct holes while playing half of the course twice. It is not a knock on the course. Just subtle changes to the feel of the holes and the shots required.

I had to pick one course in Texas on which to host the LSDGA Invitational, the event that will select the Texas State Rep and the LSDGA sponsored spot to the USDGC. I chose the Beast and left the majority of the course intact. That should give you some idea of what I think of the course and the people that maintain it. Very little rope is needed to emphasize the risk/reward options that already exist on that course.

For the LSDGA Invitational, I wanted to reproduce hole 17 from Rock Hill, that required changing the layout of 5-6-7. I added some length to hole 8, but would not recommend the redesign for regular play. I moved the tee for hole 1 to force a harder hyzer and demand more control on the drive. Very little else is changed except for adding OB to force the player to choose between playing safe or going for it and raising the cost of going for it and missing the shot. Joey was involved in deciding where the OB was going to be placed and where the new tees were going to be placed as well. We didn't always agree, but everything was gone over, and several of his suggestions were used over my original plans. But the course design I put together is for a very specific purpose, and would not work well for any other type of tournament.

This little tournament falls into the same category as the invitational where the course layout can be a little more than difficult. The layout is not a good course design for regular or recreational play and should not be seen as a statement of dislike or disdain for the existing course.

Just the fact that everyone involved with this little event doesn't want to play it anywhere else despite the conflict with the boat races should be taken as a compliment by everyone that has anything to do with the maintenance of the WACO courses.

Phhhew.....i knew a 79 sounded a little inflated. Assuming you parred the 3 holes you missed, 67 sounds a little more reasonable. :oGlad to hear that Jeff O'didireallyjustgetinawreck is okay.

good mornin all you LOSERS....Ima talkin to you monkeys

Roosters finally wake you?

hey, looks like they are talking about rain this weekend. This is a rain or shine thing, right. I don't want to log on monday to hear that noone was victorious. That would be like kissing your sister.

yeah thats iT, I like how you answered when I said LOSER!

Team R kisses there sisters all the time. (except Mark) :D
This is rain or shine, no whimps, no whiners.

Monkey see, monkey do, if I were you I would quit playing with my poo poo.
I see you swinging for the tree, why do you drink your own pee. You all may have been the beginning of evolutions, but on top of that chain is team rebelution. A day in Waco a monkey will fall, cause you all don�t have the since to know you�ll backs are against the wall. Beat your chest with all your might, you all are in a losing fight. The planet of the apes maybe in your dreams, but in this dream your arses will be reamed.

WOW! That was purrty good!

Sir Hallmark :Dthat was great!
I hope that Nix and Tasker take pics!
I know that defies your job titles of drink, drank, and drunk.
ps. use auto focus :eek:
did anyone call this # 214) 719-7000 it is pretty much on the mark

okay, i called...f'n hilarious! :D

sense not "since"

that was freak'n hilarious. i'll bring my camera and borrow another memory card from work.

ware ....... your the kind of guy that would try to fix a wet dream if there was something wrong in it

Nelly
that blowmeagain thing was funny but this poem is the best

http://www.wakagashira.com/images/badmonkey.gif

no favoritism, nix. :D

look at the silly monkey :p

the monkey seems to be enjoying himself :D

It wasn't just the fact that he learned to rhyme that amazed me, it was the lack of misspellings(except for the one and that was not paying attention to the definition behind it) that left me baffled :confused:. I could just see Vinnie going through a big dictionary checking everything before he posted, since obviously the spell check on his Dell at work does not function properly :D:D

Thanks Nix! Just found this. No backin' out now!

:D:cool::D:cool::D:cool:

I want updates all weekend...Bender...cover the lefty side of this...and Atwood...don't putt :D

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, "replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little b@st@rd. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. " He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first..."

:D:D:D

funny stuff.

should be in waco by 5 and heading out to cameron park for a good ol round of fun. will take lots of pics and a video or two of the winners and losers.

this is gonna be nasty. :D

Scores :D

I bet this is a FLOP :o and cant wait for the LAME thread to DIE

I just got word that Team E was up by 4 strokes after the first round at Cameron Park. They are about to tee off at Cameron East and play the back 9 twice.

I was there this morning and it was a fun time. The weather was even bright and sunny.

There were even monkeys hanging from the rafters and the grill of Jeff's truck. I am sure he will post the pics somewhere.

The bet from both teams is this...the loosing team has to call the other team players by "Sir" etc for the next YEAR!

That's all I know.

Ware, that is your funniest post ever!

Results are in...I will however let Mark post the scores if he makes it home in one piece.

However let me say that the 4 stroke lead by Team Evolution after the 1st round was nothing compared to the BLOWOUT WIN that one of these teams got. Which team blew out, which player blew up, any guesses? :D

Could be fun to watch the talk here in the morning.

You are kidding? There is no way that Team E could blow out Team R, is there???? ;)

Greetings all,

First let me say that it was a fun day, with gorgeous weather, great comraderie, and great competition.

Well....the competition wasn't really that great!!!!!!

Say hello to your 1st Annual Champions Cup Challenge Champions.

TEAM EVOLUTION!!!

Scores as follows:

<table border="1"><tr><td>1st Annual Champions Cup Challenge</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Open</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Name</td><td>Rnd1</td><td>Rnd2</td><td>Total</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Shannon</td><td>45</td><td>60</td><td>105</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>My-Hero</td><td>46</td><td>60</td><td>106</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Justin</td><td>54</td><td>65</td><td>119</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Jeff-O</td><td>53</td><td>72</td><td>125</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Pro Master</td><td>Rnd1</td><td>Rnd2</td><td>Total</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>El Chile</td><td>49</td><td>57</td><td>106</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Vinnie</td><td>47</td><td>60</td><td>107</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Advanced</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Name</td><td>Rnd1</td><td>Rnd2</td><td>Total</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Gary C.</td><td>48</td><td>65</td><td>113</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Tony B.</td><td>56</td><td>66</td><td>122</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Mark V.</td><td>59</td><td>64</td><td>123</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Troy</td><td>55</td><td>73</td><td>128</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Advanced Women</td><td>Rnd1</td><td>Rnd2</td><td>Total</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Nelle</td><td>65</td><td>71</td><td>136</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Patty</td><td>61</td><td>80</td><td>141</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Advanced Master</td><td>Rnd1</td><td>Rnd2</td><td>Total</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Mark A.</td><td>60</td><td>68</td><td>128</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Bobby L.</td><td>62</td><td>78</td><td>140</td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Team Evolution</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>830</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Team Rebelution</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>869</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td> </tr></td></table>

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39 Strokes!!!!

Now.......SHUT YOUR DONKEY!!!!!!!

That's right ladies and gentleman, you read that correctly.

The "real" sponsored team of golfers (don't be a hata C-dub, let it go) destroyed the pretenders by 39 STROKES!

Don't be bringing that weak *** shtuff up in here unless you want it slapped.

Since their cousins weren't available today, the rednecks just plain went down! (And I don't mean like Cruzita on Vargas either!)

In case you're curious, which I know you are Ware, that's the right score for the second round, I really did smoke both Jeff-O and Troy the misfiring Cannon. :)

The course was in great shape, despite getting pounded by rain the day before, and the back of the Beast was showing its teeth. Playing that back 9 twice was quite an experience. At least you can usually get out in the air for half a round, but two circuits up in the trees was definitely taking its toll on all of us.

Especially on my good friend, and oldest son, Bobby Logan. We all took care of business today, but my destruction of Bob-O was brutal.

Speaking of taking care of business, I am so proud of Tony Bender that its not even funny. I told him at dinner last night, that all I wanted out of him was to beat Mark Vargas and shut him up. Well, he did. Mark, all that crap you've been talking about whooping up on Bender? I think you need some "quiet time" to reflect on that.

After being down to PJ by 4 after Rnd 1, Lady Vargas came back and showed her true championship colors.

While its true that I truly missed our two regulars that were absent (Stephen and Billy), what a player Gary Collier was for us today. Well done Sir, well done.

I'd also like to congratulate John My-Hero Maiuro, whose goal today was just to finish. Having not played 2 rounds of golf in one day in quite a while now that he's on daddy duty, he held his own with the CenTex hotshot Shannon, only falling by a stick on the day.

And speaking of a stick on the day, how 'bout those Masters? Vinnie Miller, who has talked more smack than even me (since he caused my temporary silence) fell to THE CHILE! Hey Vinnie, get used to it!

Also, big props to Justin Kerr, who depite the extra Long Island Iced Tea last night, showed Jeff-O exactly why he should remain an Am For Life!

Team Evolution, still kicking your [*****] since 2003!

Hey Hillbillies...Thanks for Coming Out. :D

Congrats to Danielle on beating both Jeff O and Troy Soules on the Beast.

This could be fun come morning :D

I would like to say that today was very fun. :cool: We kicked some major butt. Blowout is an understatement. Very nice ace Hero.. PM me your address so i can take care of that ace pot. I left and forgot all about that.

Very true, mate. I predicted right here on this thread that she'd beat Bobby straight up, but whipping Jeff-O and Troy on the Back of the Beast is quite something. :)

(Of course, they'd probably still rather drop a round to her than to me. Oh well.)

Nice job Team E!!!!!!! Never really had a doubt(sorry Vinnie ), but that was a true SPANKING :D I really have to give Mr Atwood props, everyone thought he would be the weak link, but he obviously played smart golf all day and kept his putts to a minimum :confused: This whole challenge has been fun to follow and I am sure it will just get more interesting as the hillbillies get drunk tonight and want to try and make exscuses for their inept performance today. I'd hate to be Mr. Vargas right now.....that will be one long ride home :D

Right on that, Gary. I spaced that ace in my previous posts.

We got together and all agreed to a $5 a head ace pot before the round and My-Hero took care of that on Cameron #13. WTG John!

I paid up my $5, but those of you who left first or forgot, be sure to get a PM to him so you can get him your money.

Nice shooting today Gary!

LOL........ :p
NO Comment!

C'mon RT, that all you got?

That's way too politically correct. :)

****, it sure is nice to be posting on this thread again.


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What a day of DG Madness. Gary Duke and I drove down this morn and watched it happen. Close first round, but those two back-side beasts proved deadly to some. When that thing is turned into the gold toothed beast you better be on your game to shoot a low score.

Thanks to Gary for spotting me money for lunch and breakfast after we cut out and I left my money behind. Thanks to Martin T. and Mitch J. for the amenities. 8.1% beer is cool and should only be drunk that way :D

Next Year?

Ray, thanks for your help today spotting and as a general observer.

BTW, Ray didn't coach me on that O.B. rule for Justin in Rnd 1, he merely reminded me of it. I did the coaching. hehehehe!

Gary, thanks again for coming down even though you didn't have a course to layout and hanging out for the insanity which insued.

And no, you can't throw my magic disc into the Brazos! :)

Way to Go EVO...!!!!!!

You are kidding? There is no way that Team E could blow out Team R, is there???? ;)



No..No way :D only 39 strokes...

Thx Mark for the hat. I actually felt like part of the team. :cool:

Thank you Mr. Murphy. ;)

Wow, I'm still tired but what a great time. You guys should try 18 just on the back 9 of the Beast sometime. Sheesh.

Chile's 57 back there is truly smoking!

And you're more than Welcome, Sir Collier. :)

Pardon m'Lord, but may I ask a question?

Where is the proper place for a disc that continues to nearly make it around the next obstruction?

The river seems like a wonderful spot to me.

You didn't see every shot I threw with it! Its the only disc in my bag that when it does something great, I credit the disc, but when something bad happens it must've been me.

This is unusual, because with the rest of my discs, when something bad happens, it must be the discs fault. ;)

Thanks Mark!! it was alot of fun kicking some hillbilly arse yesterday :D:DVinny put up a good fight BUT!! he got a taste of the "CHILE" get use to it !! :D:DThe TEAM came out with a big WIN!! I could see a little bonus,a little some some, or some extra bling bling!! for the division champions!! Congrats to all divisional winners!! :D:DI bet those hillbillies had a quiet ride home spanking there monkey I mean choking their chicken :D:D:DSo who's next?

I almost foregot, I was so very glad that Jeff-o got to see me play, he knows now that this oldman has game!! Fear the "CHILE" :D:D:D

Nice shooting yesterday Chile! As for the something extra, patience. You never know. ;)

I was glad Jeff-O got to see you play too, but I kinda wish he'd gotten to see me beat him by 4 strokes on the Back of The Beast! :)

Wow!! good shootin Mark!! a 68 you spanked Jeff by 4 huge strokes!! :D:D:D

I like the shirt we won that was cool but a little premature by the hillbillies thinking they where going to win, I will mark out the hillbillies name and put in the winners(Team "E") And SHUT YOUR DONKEY!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Yeah, that was not too bad. I should've been a few strokes better (especially one stroke that we won't mention), but overall for 2 rounds on the Beast's Back, I wasn't too unhappy with it. I was shooting for my goal of +9 or +10, but started to wear down towards the end.

Hey, how 'come no loud arsed hillbillies are posting here? We didn't ban them from the thread? Of course, we did pretty much shut them up. :)

blah blah

Because they arse's got spanked!! :on All that crap they where talking and look at them know!!

Stop being so jealous C-dub. Team Boomalution can compete next year. :)

We know you've read every post on this thread and that you secretly have built a Team Evolution fan site on the web.

After a ominous Saturday of rain, rain, and rain...Sunday came...
The grass was green (and soggy)...the sun was shining (and hot)....so we played two (rounds)...

In round 1, Team E learned to walk upright.
In round 2, we discovered fire, as Team ICan'tHearYou mimicked Tasker's briefly appearing avatar from last week.

Well done, Team E.

And thanks Mark. :)

WOW what a day for TEAM E! Congratz to everyone, and it looks like everyone shot well. I wish that I could have been there. I want to see one of these shirts, that should be funny. :D

Did you just reference the Great Ernie Banks there, Sir Bender?

If so, color me doubly impressed.


Let's play two!

Congrats Team Evolution!

Thanks Laura!!! We had a great time!! It was a beautiful day in Waco and we played some great golf. What I thought were fireworks from the boat racers during the second round was actually the sound of the BLOW UP of Team R, especially Troy Souless and Jeff O'MyGod. I am very happy to say and put down in record that I did beat Jeff and I am more happy that I burst the bubble of Troy in the rounds at the Beast. I guess its only beastiality that hillbillies love, not the Beast. So thanks again guys for a wonderful time. Way to go TEAM E. And Team R, yall still have purrty mouths.

Yours truly,
Lady Danielle

Thank you Laura. All credit to my team, a great group of golfers and people.

Speaking of good golfers and good people, I'd like to let everyone know that Tony Bender is no longer a 1st alternate to the team. In a move that has been considered and discussed for the last couple of weeks, I'd like to welcome him to the team, full time. Tony's a great guy and always seems to be there for me when I need him. In addition, he's been playing his best golf ever. Welcome aboard and remember, Team E loves Houston! ;)

On a related note, thanks to Stephen for a little chat we had that helped me keep my focus for the team where it should be. I'm glad you're all happy with it, I know I am.

Now, since I'm working the "nice Mark" angle for a minute, sans smack, I wanna say something to the other team. Through this whole thing, Troy and I became friends and I'm happy about that. He's a good guy and he really worked hard to make this thing fun for everybody. Making t-shirts, handing out chirping monkeys to his teammates to be set off during the rounds, pulling up to the park yesterday with a monkey tied to the grill of his truck and all the extra effort he put into this for his team helped to make this a lot of fun. He's excused from not posting today, since he's in the process of being exiled to Okieland, but he'll remain a Texan, and a friend.

All the rest of the folks on that team were already friends of mine and this was a blast for me to be able to compete with such a great bunch of people.

As for the rest of them, however, we do need to hear from them on this thread. ;)

Now! you hillbillies know why we are sponsored players!! Mark picked the right players. :cool:

SCMACK,SCMACK!! who's next team boomers? got to putt boomers, and got to have an up-shot.

GREAT WIN TEAM SIRs AND LADY!
jeff o and troy man what were you all doing :D
We all had a great time with all this........ :D
Had so much fun I am sure this will happen again.
Yes sir chili whipped my arse (1 stroke) GREAT JOB.
Maybe I should of done like him and got a good sleep the night before(instead of 4 hours sleep) not party all day the before, show up 2 hours before the show down and practice up, that�s right you whipped my arse (by 1 stroke)
CONGRADES ����. BUT THAT IS SOMETHING I KNOW I WILL NOT HAVE TO GET USE TO IT!
Enjoy it!.......cause it IS short lived
Good to see you my hero!
Now I need to go have some breakfast....crow that is.

True, Troy and Jeff (and the rest of their team) were great sports before, during, and after. The concept was great and the event was fun. Hopefully this thing will take off and the ideas being kicked around will come to fruition and create a longstanding event of comraderie and competition in this team style format.

While I doubt Mark's sanity in naming me to the Team, I must thank him and say he's a great guy...err...whoops, wasn't supposed to say that. I'm honored to be onboard and look forward to representing the Team well at events.

And Mark Vargas, did you say something? I can't hear you.... :)

Mark is not online but I will let him know all the things that are bieng said about his team. Believe THAT!!!

I just want to say we had a great day of Disc Golf watching, and spotting. Mark Atwood almost took a 2 on the East #14 I think, the one over the ditch. Wow, but he did get a 3. Congratulations Mark.

I want to say thanks to Gary Duke, Ray, Mark and Ginger Bowman, Martin Tasker, Mitch Justice, Joey and Chris Himing for all coming out to support this match up. It was really fun!!! Thanks again to Team R for being so much fun to play with. Also the hanging monkeys and little Zoe telling me her Mommy was going to spank a monkey and calling Atwood, Hackwood was hilarious. Almost as funny as yalls game. Thanks again!!!!!

I had almost forgotten about that shot. Mark had one of the best tee shots I have seen on 14 (the best I have seen from him for sure). A good 70' out of the tunnel and lined up in the middle of the gap looking at the basket maybe 120' away. He ran at it beautifully and missed the basket by less than a foot a little low and right. A tap in three is a good thing on Beast 14.

You know what was fun, it was making fun of bad shots,missed putts, and the treefence( that was the defence)blocked shots from the trees. I think it really got to Shanon and Jeff, Vinnie was good with it but it really got under Shannons skin, it tore-up Jeff. :D:D

Bender,
That was a nice couple of rounds. Did you use the Del Valle menu I posted on the Red Rock thread?

DVISD - creating hotness since June 2004! :)

Had a blast Sunday!!! Yes, it was true....all i wanted to do was finish. I haven't golfed all that much since Ryan's birth. In fact, i've only played in 4 one-day, 2 round events. So, finishing was my number one priority.

Thanks to everyone involved, Troy and Mark especially!! Thanks Joey, Harlen, Gary, Prairrie Dog, Tasker, Justice and The Bowman's for all of your help.

Vince, Shannon, Chile, Kerr, and Jeff O'ManWatchOutForThatTree it was a true pleasure, as always.
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One thing bothered me the whole way home.............

Mark Atwood's Pink Salad Shooter Goggles!!!! What the He11? Always practice safe sex, huh? I'm sure he'll explain! LMAO!!!! :D

Congrets Team E.Chile way to go man,Nice comeback Lady Danielle ,and Mr Atwood What a nice round in the afternnon.But most Important Thanks to Mr Collier for covering for mee I really wished I could be there.And now Mr Bender a most Impressive performance ,Welcome to the team you will make a very welcome addition.What happened Mark V,Troy ,and Jeff For shame for shame. :D

You know Tony, I belive Billy Bob Vargas is trying to say something, although I'm not sure what it is.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it made more sense to him 24 hours ago. Probably never made sense to me though. :)

What do you mean he's not online Lady Danielle? He managed to find his way onto a computer when it was time to talk smack. What about when its time to eat crow?

Nice job Joe Bob Miller on being the only one of your team with the guts to get on here today. You're a standup redneck, like I've always said. :)

BillyBob Vargas is at work and will not be able to read this board until tomorrow night.

Well then tomorrow night, I'm sure we can expect to hear from him, right? ;)

What are the combined excuses of JimBill Ohnesorge, JimmyDon Logan, BillieJo Justice, BobbyLee Fosdick then? Cat got their collective keyboards?

TimmyJoe Soules has a valid excuse and BillyBob Vargas will get to it tomorrow.

What about the rest of you redneck hacks? Nothing to say?

I didn't think so. Here let me help you.


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The scores on West seem awfully high. Did you guys make a gold course on West or was it just wet/sloppy conditions?

Rocco, with the exception of the top Pro card in Rnd 1, everyone seemed to be playing so tight they squeaked when they walked, myself inculded. The courses was a little wet in places and a couple of boxes were a little slippery, but I think it had more to do with everyone being so uptight.

Didn't bother Perez, Mauiro, Miller and Fosdick, but everyone else was playing a little tentative.

The layout was normal and even in shorts on most holes.

had a blast hanging out with everyone and watching some trash talking golf.

highlights:

seeing that monkey on jeff o's front grill as he comes roaring into the parking lot blasting his horn

witnessing marka's 3 on #14 of the beast, followed by patty j's tee shot off the basket on #15.

hearing lil zoe scream, "HACKWOOD! HACKWOOD," and "TODAY IS SPANK THE MONKEY DAY!" she is 4. :)

had a great time and can't wait for next year.

i will be taking sign-ups for next years <font color="black">TEAM </font> <font color="red">EVIL_LOU</font><font color="black">_TION </font> :D

Yeah, I was out there yesterday around 1:30 throwing a couple rounds on West (including my best ever). I thought the second round was to be held there but I must have gotten mixed up. Congrats to you and all those on your team on the win.

Martin, you might wanna check the Rebel roster for potential candidates. Some of them may be considering defection.

BTW, bring on Team The Hottness next year. I can handle Sweet Lou. :)

Thanks for hanging with us yesterday and for only mentioning my good shots. ;)

^^^ Avoiding the justification of owning pink salad shooter goggles ^^^

Rocco, what some come get some! What do mean some of those scores where kind of high? You better sign up for the next arse whipping :o:D:D:D:D

^^^perversely fascinated with my pink goggles

okay okay. since you asked for it....

#5 marka missing a 4ft putt on #18. :D

i couldnt resist.

ps. lou told me to tell you never to drive through Del Valley

I don't think he was talking about the scores on your card Chile. :)

My-Hero, you want a pair just like 'em don't you? Admit it!

My Hero, I was glad to see ya out there yesterday, you played good considering that you only had very little practice.See ya on the course. :cool:

It sounds like he wants some Mark, sshhhee if he wants some I'll give it to him :o:D:D

thats an arse whipping, anything esle PDP will have to take care of.

That was more of a suicide miss than it was a putt. Arrrggghhh! Bag on shoulder and cooler in hand is not a way to make a drop in putt from further away than inches. Dangit!

As for Sweet Lou, tell him that he better stay away from the intersection of 281 and 29...after dark!

Hey Sir and Lady critters!
Great job! &
Great fun!
Can't wait 'til next time on the GOLD BEAST!
Troy let Zoe bring a silly monkey home. Still makes me laugh. Gotta go eat my crow. :D

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
http://users3.ev1.net/~luismoreno/hulk2.jpg

Yes it was fun BillieJo. Thanks for bringing Zoe and for teaching her to say "Hackwood." :)

(Although nothing was as funny as "Its okay Danielle, you get to try again.")

I hear a lil' spicy Honey Mustard helps that crow go down easier. Just trying to help. ;)

Come on Lou, thats an old Hulk, how about the New Hulk.Besides I have never seen you angry,or mad.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
http://users3.ev1.net/~luismoreno/hulk2.jpg



As opposed to how I feel about you otherwise?

Chile, do you want a computer cartoon or do you want the real deal Hulk of steel? It's not old, it's better! :D

And be glad I didn't break out the BJ and the Bear pics for the monkey talk. :D

Martin and Ray and anyone else who was taking pix, how would I go about getting a copy of them?

Could I mail y'all a CDR to burn 'em on?

Sweet Lou, thanks for sparing us the BJ & The Bear pics. That chimp was such a poseur anyway. :)

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/nasdas/TR2.gif

Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Hey, hey, hey

...well you know the rest

NEXT?

i used jeff o's camera the whole time. inbetween the 8.1 beer and the humidity, i would be surprised if any of them came out. :eek:

Someone actually has photographic evidence (Laura, I think) of me making a putt. I may need that to prove it. :)

And you said Mark missed a four foot putt......four?? Are you sure it was FOUR feet?

Actually, I was gonna say, I don't think it was that far.

If we had needed that stroke, it woulda killed me. Pure stupidty, no excuse.

Thanks Lady Danielle for trying to help me stay focused and reminding me that laying up is not a bad thing. :)

We communicate as a TEAM. Just another one of the things Team R lacks.

Lou are refering to PDP because I have no idea in what your talking about :confused: :p

I could be talking about a TV show circa 1979.
http://tvtome.com/images/shows/0/6/83-2962-sm.jpg

...unless you think that looks like PDP. :o

Not showing up, Sweet Lou.

BTW, did anyone else notice a certain avatar that was missing in action today?

Maybe now I can find one of a monkey spanking a redneck, or we could just get Gary or Nix to take Vinnie's and reverse the roles. :)

I see it Lou........pretty funny. PDP looks good :o

HAHA!!

Sorry I could not make it, and Tasker, sorry I for got to call you!

Sounds like fun was had by all! Congrats!
The CHIMPS are the CHAMPS!

I see it now, The Hottness.

PDP's the one in the hat, right?

Well, the day draws to a close and still we've only heard from V-man and PJ (I'm not using their redneck names, since they nutted up and took their medicine).

Where's the rest of the crew of hillbilly wannabes?

Some of them are speechless from all the treefence they faced and faced and faced :mad:
Congrades again ...(all of you will always be flea pick primates to me) ....sirs and lady. So much fun!!!! I haven�t had something that inspired my lyrical lingo in a long time.
On a serious note, thanks to all that made the drive. I am sure there was well over a combined total of 1000 miles drove to attend by each team. "Dedication and commitment"

Couldn't agree with you more, V-man.

The schmack was the fuel feeding the motor, but the spirit of competition for no payout (except for Hero :) ) other than team pride and love of the game is what was driving the bus.

This was a great time had by all. Captains from both teams have been contacted by friends and acquaintences about fielding teams of their own. As I've stated in the past on this thread and to those people, this could be something that grows in time.

TTC is a geographically based team event, pitting cities and clubs against each other. I for one, don't want to see that format changed and believe that it instills a lot of local club pride in those areas which send teams to San Saba to compete.

However, I do feel that there might be a place for an event like this, where independtly sponsored teams and/or teams made up of good golfing buddies from around the state could get together and play one another.

I know both the Rebels and Team E would be interested in opening the Champions Cup Challenge up to all comers next year and seeing this fun format grow.

Maybe someone would even pick up Ware? :)


Time for the rest of the eaters of road kill crow to get on here and take what's coming to them. :)

Yepper it was fun fellow team mates and hillbillies /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif I was shocked at the players meeting of all the bull crap the hillbillies where talking even reading poems that they make up,did that ever fire me up. Maybe next year they can wait until after we play, to get a little cocky.But all in all if was fun.Spank ya later.

Team Drunkalution will be there next year.

"Spank ya later."


Hahahahahaha. LMAO! :D

Get used to the Chile! :)

That will be to easy Kid Roc. drunk team has no chance, but it would be fun, spank ya then. :o

No chance, Kid. Bring it, ringers and all. We'll dispatch them like the other pretenders to our crown.

What's the roster for Team Wheresthecooler? Y'all have a beer sponsor?

No chance, Kid. Bring it, ringers and all. We'll dispatch them like the other pretenders to our crown.

What's the roster for Team Wheresthecooler? Y'all have a beer sponsor?



If it's any of the Arlington crowd their beer sponsor almost always turns out to be me :confused:

I shoulda see that coming. :)

A real sponsor not the one AA gave you.

ware, you can always have a spot on our team, TEAM EVIL_LOU_TION.

that is, if alex downs declines and decides to join up with judah moser on TEAM SEGREGATION. :eek:

Ah! hee hee!! :D

A real sponsor not the one AA gave you.



Hi, my name's Kid Roc, and I'm a Post Ho.

Hi Kid.


Remember Danny, the first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem.

Let me see drunk disc golfers, Ware-open, Roc-open, PDP-adv. who else do you guys got? I'm sorry drinking discgolfers sounds better than drunk discgolfers.

Well, I certainly crumbled like a week old cookie. Sir Atwood and Lady Vargas beat me like a snare drum at the homecoming parade. Congratulations to the Team of Champions! Team E rules the day. I had a blast exploring the wilderness of the Beast. I'm sure I saw parts of the rough that have not been seen by a human since before the dawn of time.

Chile, thanks for lunch. Hope we can repeat that real soon.

Now that was a classy response. Team Roadkillitswhatsfordinner's balls keep getting larger, while Jeff-Ohnoididn'tseethattree's keep shrinking.

Jeeeeeeeefffffffff, come out to plaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.

Bobby, enjoyed the smack and the golf. How'd you like your first look at the Back 'o the Beast?

Well, I remember some smack in the morning before it started, some during the first round. Maybe a little during lunch, but the afternoon round was vewy vewy quiet. I was beginning to think we were hunting hunting wabbits.

No chance, Kid. Bring it, ringers and all. We'll dispatch them like the other pretenders to our crown.

What's the roster for Team Wheresthecooler? Y'all have a beer sponsor?



The ringers are in line. This will be no competition at all.

Most of us drink Bud Light so that will work. Jason is our local sales rep.

No competition? Where have I heard that before. Hmmmm....

Well, maybe y'all could at least get closer than 39 strokes...but I doubt it.

So who's the roster? Who's your lady? Your OMB? Pro Master? Advanced? Hell if you're one of the Open Pros, we're already up by half a dozen strokes.

BRING IT!!!! And bring the cooler cause I drink Bud Light also. And when yall are busy wiping your tears I will be drinking yalls beer.

Lady Danielle, save me one. I don't usually drink crappy beer, but if its free and its theirs, I'll make an exception.


Life's too short to drink crappy beer!

Just because it isn't black like tar and doesnt smell like ****, doesn't mean its not a good beer. But I will save you one.

And just because its the same color and consistency going in as it is coming out doesn't make your beer good either. :)

Now what makes the monkey's think they would be drinking Arlington beer.........I don't recall ANY TEAM beating this crew in the last two years. And if you think the roster wouldn't be fairly similar to what we bring to TX Teams, you'd better think again :D

BRING IT ON!!!!!
Team Arlington has never had to play TEAM EVOLUTION!!!!!
Anytime or anyplace.
These guys will never learn.

Well, if Danny's on it, we feel pretty confident.

Are you speaking for Team Mycanofpeeisemptycansomeonegetmeacoldone?

Isn't one of our guys on your TTC team? Sorry, he'll be with us for this team event. Besides, you can't load it with Pros and Kid Roc's already taking a spot away from a better one.

What you got? It don't matter!

Nosir noone from our 2x champions is on your roster. I'll check with "the boys" and see if they want to do this. Just wait for comparison of scores on the Beast after TX10 Waco :D This part of it wouldn't be much fun though, I think me and Kid Roc would have to do all the smack talking since half of them don't know how to use a computer :confused:. And what makes you think Kid would be playing OPEN, he still retains his am status.

I would hope that eventually some of these BAGGERS on both teams would grow some BALLS and move up prior to next YEAR.. SHEESH AM FOR LIFE

Kid is playing OPEN, just hasn't taken sanctioned cash yet, I think......Feel free to correct me Danny

he cashed in Texas state doubles and in OKLA..step away from the beer .. silly one.

Reeves 21196 Pro 7 TX 532 $ 115

well Texas States results are still MIA..

Well I can't keep track of everything :D And you're just jealous that I'm sitting here with a beer and you have to wait until you get off work ;)

What's that Jason? I can't hear you over the sound of the bottlecap coming off of this bottle of Ziggy.

Dear Mr. Crybaby AKA Seewhere,

We all know you are disgruntled because you fell to the pressure and moved up WAY TO EARLY. Many amature players will move up in time, but until then QUIT'CHER *******!!!

Alright, alright you two. C-dub's just fine where he is. He's been playing well and cashing, so I wouldn't say he moved up WAY TOO EARLY.

As for you, Boomer, we have one member that has turned pro after being named to the team and others who are planning to and have that goal they are working towards.

If I were you, I'd worry about the team of big arms you promised us. :)

He should have atleast won an am tournie besides dubs before moving up. I like Chris, but sometimes I like to see his foot go into his mouth.

Jason, you must be drunk.

Oh yeah, and Mark. Here is a spoon so you can eat my azzz.

^^^speaking of moving up.. *clearing throat* and i am not talking about nitzel.
:D

Who? :D

ps. nice tag lol :D

Bobby Logan, lunch was good /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Lets do it again my friend take care .

So who's next?

Well, it sounds like some hotshots from Arlington want some. And I know of at least a few more that have casually mentioned putting together a group for next year's Champions Cup Challenge.

Maybe we should not have whooped the rednecks this bad. It may have scared off our future victi...I mean opponents.

I wonder what king of team Troy can round up in OK.
Nina, Mitch Mac, Coda, Richard Mitchell, Mike Barr, Jennifer Allen, Steve King

Could be interesting.

Bring ole Dick Mitchell on down to Waco, that'll be just fine with me.

Hatfield & McCoy vs. JK and My-Hero could be interesting. Chile's got something for MitchMac. Ms. Allen, now that's interesting. She's great, but I'm sure Lady Nelle V would like a shot at her. I know Mike, but not what kind of golfer he is. King, isn't he like reeeeeeeeaaaaallllly old?

Whatever, whoever, whenever...but mostly just, whatever.

I love all of this smack talk, but you guys have to know A-town has won team golf two years running for a reason... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif We have enough people to stack two teams, even with you taking one of our local Atwood :D

C-Pep, its great to see you posting again, but don't get carried away.

Bring it on, baby!

What's up Pep? I have not seen you in a while!

I have been laying low... :( Laura (my wife) was accepted into UTA's nursing program, tuition took all of my tournment cash... You may see me at a few local tournaments in the DFW area, but I will probably not be moving around alot for the next year or so... Good news is that with Vet, Z-Boaz, Crowley and the up and coming Cedar Hill, I will have plenty of practice for when I do get back on tour... :D:D:D