Stephen, I would like to apologize in advance for sending your partner to you on the weekend with a heavy heart. You know I care deeply about what happens to all our team members and its really unfair of me to burden you with a partner who is questioning his entire disc golf career for a weekend of doubles in a World Championship. I am truly sorry, and if you can talk him out of this ill advised singles challenge, it might save whatever hope you have for the weekend.

Of course, I'm still gonna spank him like a catholic schoolgirl, but I just feel so bad about it since he's your partner.

BAGGERS!!!

if you can talk him out of this ill advised singles challenge



So, are you trying to get out of it Marka?

Are you Scared?

Looks like it to me. Don't be scared I won't hurt you to bad. Just enough for you to realize that your little team of monkeys doesn't have a chance against a True Team of Champions.

The round is ON, and if you want we can raise the bet if you think that you are going
spank him like a catholic schoolgirl



Just be Ready.

No Troy, I am not trying to get out of anything. I was merely looking out for a team member and his best interests for World Doubles. That was all. He has, however, given me his permission and his blessing to beat the snot out of you, so that's exactly what I intend to do.

Bring your Nascar watching, Lone Star swilling, hairy back shaving, "I throw reellee far for an Am player" *** down here on Friday, and I'll show you just how "not scared" I am.

Oh, and bring my money, junior.

I love good, clean trash talk! :D

You go, boy!

Glad you approve Bill. :)

Will you be on hand for the absolute beatdown these bubbas have brought upon themselves? A former PDGA Commish in the role of marshall/heckler/referee might add a lil' sumpin' sumpin' to this prestigious inaugural Champions Cup event.

I say inaugural for two reasons.

1: I have already been contacted, as has Team Daleisgod, about other folks wanting to put together an independent team of their own to try and challenge for this honor next year.

and...

2: Because using the word "inaugural" pisses Himing off.

2: Because using the word "inaugural" pisses Himing off.



Sort of like "World Champions"!

REBELUTION!!!!!!!!!!

Last night at McKinney, Brower and Poole played dubs and Team E member and partner shot -11, I'm not sure about Team R and his partner. Either of you care to enlighten the reading audience :D

Get those Taxes Done!

June 27th. A Day in History:

0678 - St Agatho begins his reign as Catholic Pope
1524 - Earl Henry III of Nassau weds Mencia de Medoza, 16-years old marquess
1542 - Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo claims California for Spain
1580 - Duke van Alva's army occupies Portugal
1652 - New Amsterdam (now NYC) passes 1st speed limit law in US
1693 - 1st sea battle of Lagos: England & Holland vs France
1693 - 1st woman's magazine "Ladies' Mercury" published (London)
1697 - Polish parliament selects monarch August van Saksen as king
1743 - English defeat French at Dettingen
1756 - French fleet conquer St Philips Castle of Minorca
1778 - Liberty Bell came home to Phila after the British had left
1806 - Buenos Aires captured by British
1833 - Prudence Crandall, a white woman, arrested for conducting an academy for black females at Canterbury Conn
1847 - NY & Boston linked by telegraph wires
1862 - -28] Battle at Garnett's/Golding's Farms, Virginia
1862 - Battle of Gaines' Mill, VA (Cold Harbor, Chickahominy Bluffs) Day 3
1863 - Skirmish at Fairfax (Courthouse) Virginia
1864 - Atlanta Campaign-Battle of Kennesaw Mountain GA
1867 - Bank of Calif opens doors
1876 - 1st NLer to get 6 hits in 9 inn game (Dave Force, Phila Athletics)
1876 - Democratic Party elects Samuel Tilden as presidential candidate
1890 - Cecil Rhodes' colonies attack Motlousi at Matabeleland
1890 - George Dixon becomes 1st black boxing champ (Bantam weight)
1893 - Great stock crash on NY stock exchange
1903 - 9th US Golf Open: Willie Anderson shoots a 307 at Baltusrol GC NJ
1905 - Russian sailors mutiny aboard battleship "Potemkin"
1909 - 23rd US Womens Tennis: Hazel H Wightman beats M Barger-Wallach (60 61)
1909 - Etten-Leur 1st airplane flight in Neth (Belg count De Lambert)
1914 - Jack Johnson beats Frank Moran in 20 for heavyweight boxing title
1914 - US signs treaty of commerce with Ethiopia
1915 - 100řF (38řC), Fort Yukon Alaska (state record)
1915 - Dutch SDAP demonstrates against conscription
1917 - 1st baseball player (Hank Gowdy) to enter WW I military service
1922 - Newberry Medal 1st presented for kids literature (Hendrik Van Loon)
1929 - 1st color TV demo (NYC)
1929 - Pres Von Hindenburg refuses to pay German debt of WW I
1931 - 3rd Ryder Cup: US, 9-3 at Scioto CC Ohio
1933 - 4th Ryder Cup: Great Britain, 6�-5� at Southport & Ainsdale, England
1934 - Federal Savings & Loan Association created
1935 - Danno O'Mahoney beats Jim Londos in Boston, to become wrestling champ
1939 - 1st night game at Cleveland Municipal Stadium (Indians 5, Tigers 0)
1939 - Brooklyn Dodgers tie Boston Braves, 2-2, in 23 innings
1939 - Headley scores a cricket century in each innings v England at Lord's
1940 - Soviet Army attacks Romania
1940 - USSR returns to Gregorian calendar
1941 - Bialystok Poland falls to Germany
1941 - Nazi manifest against the Jews in Amsterdam
1942 - FBI captures 8 Nazi saboteurs from a sub off NY's Long Island
1942 - PQ-17 convoy leaves Iceland for Archangelsk
1943 - Elly Dammers throws Dutch record spear (41,43m)
1943 - Fanny Blankers-Koen runs Dutch record 200m (24.5)
1944 - Cherbourg, France liberated by Allies
1945 - Foundation 1940-45 established
1947 - 98řF (36.8řC) in De Bilt Netherlands
1947 - WRC TV channel 4 in Washington DC (NBC) begins broadcasting
1949 - "Captain Video & His Video Rangers," debut on DUMONT-TV
1950 - "Liar" closes at Broadhurst Theater NYC after 12 performances
1950 - 32nd PGA Championship: Chandler Harper at Scioto CC Columbus Ohio
1950 - US sends 35 military advisers to South Vietnam
1950 - North Koreans troop reach Seoul, UN asks members to aid South Korea, Truman orders Air Force & Navy into Korean conflict
1953 - Joseph Laniel appointed French premier
1954 - 1st atomic power station opens (Obninsk, near Moscow, Russia)
1954 - CIA-sponsored rebels overthrow elected government of Guatemala
1955 - "Julius LaRosa Show," debuts on CBS-TV
1955 - 1st automobile seat belt legislation enacted (Illinois)
1956 - Indians trailing Orioles 9-1 come back to win 12-11 in 11 innings
1957 - Hurricane Audrey, kills 526 in Louisiana & Texas
1958 - Billy Pierce's perfect game bid broken with 2 outs in 9th
1958 - Harry Burrell flies KC-135 record (5:27:42.8) NY to London
1959 - "West Side Story" closes at Winter Garden Theater NYC after 734 perfs
1959 - 14th US Women's Open Golf Championship won by Mickey Wright
1959 - Players vote Henry Aaron unanimously for the All-Star Game
1960 - British Somaliland becomes part of Somalia
1960 - Chlorophyll "A" synthesized Cambridge Mass
1960 - Oil pipe line from Rotterdam-Ruhrgebied opens
1962 - NASA civilian pilot Joseph Walker takes X-15 to 6,606 kph, 37,700 m
1962 - Ross Perot begins Electronic Data Systems
1963 - Bill J Kramer & Dakotas record Lennon & McCartney "I Call Your Name"
1963 - Pres Kennedy spent 1st full day in Ireland
1963 - USAF Major Robert A Rushworth in X-15 reaches 86,900 m
1963 - Phillies Johnny Callison hits for cycle, but Phillie centerfielder Tony Gonzalez's error ends his record 205 consecutive errorless games
1964 - "New Phil Silvers Show," last airs on CBS-TV
1964 - "Sie Liebt Dich (She Loves You)" by Die Beatles peaks at #97
1964 - Jan & Dean release "Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
1965 - Carol Mann wins LPGA Carling Golf Open
1966 - 1st sci-fi soap opera, "Dark Shadows," premieres on ABC-TV
1966 - 4th Mayor's Trophy Game; Yanks beat Mets 5-2
1967 - Race riot in Buffalo NY (200 arrested)
1968 - Ludvik Vaculik publishes "Manifest of 2000 words" in Prague
1969 - 50,000 attend Denver Pop Festival
1969 - Honduras/El Salvador breaks diplomatic relations due to soccer match
1969 - Police raid Stonewall *** Bar in Greenwich Village, NY, about 400 to 1,000 patrons riot against police, it lasts 3 days
1971 - "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" closes at Golden NYC after 31 perfs
1971 - 26th US Women's Open Golf Championship won by JoAnne Carner
1973 - "Live & Let Die" premieres in US
1973 - John W Dean tells Watergate Committee about Nixon's "enemies list"
1973 - Uruguay suspends constitution
1974 - "Flip Wilson Show," last airs on NBC-TV
1974 - US president Nixon visits USSR
1976 - "Pacific Overtures" closes at Winter Garden NYC after 193 perfs
1976 - Air France Airbus hijacked in Germany to Uganda
1976 - Israeli raid on Entebbe, Uganda
1976 - Judy Rankin wins LPGA Babe Didrikson-Zaharias Golf Invitational
1976 - Portuguese general Antonio Eanes elected president
1977 - 5-4 Supreme Court decision allows lawyers to advertise
1977 - Djibouti (Afars & Issas) claims Independence from France
1977 - Willie McCovey smashes 2 HRs in inning for 2nd time (Apr 12, 1973)
1978 - Henry Rono of Kenya sets record for 3,000 m, 7:32.1
1978 - Soyuz 30 carries 2 cosmonauts (1 Polish) to Salyut 6 space station
1978 - US Seasat 1, 1st oceanographic satellite, launched into polar orbit
1979 - Muhammad Ali retires as boxing champ
1979 - Supreme Court rules employers may use quotas to help minorities
1980 - 1st female state police graduates (NJ)
1980 - Dodger's Jerry Reuss' no-hits SF Giants 8-0
1980 - Italian plane crashes into Tyrrheense Sea, kills 81
1980 - US revives draft registration
1981 - "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes returns to #1 slot
1981 - Cambodia adopts its constitution
1981 - Pamela Jenks, 21, crowned 14th Miss Black America
1982 - "Dancin'" closes at Broadhurst Theater NYC after 1,774 performances
1982 - "Play Me a Country Song" opens & closes at Virginia Theater NYC
1982 - STS-4 Launch (Columbia)
1982 - Sandra Haynie wins LPGA Rochester Golf International
1983 - Highest price paid for painting by a living artist-ś960,200-Mir˘
1983 - Mariners bat out of order against White Sox in 2nd inning
1983 - NASA launches space vehicle S-205
1983 - Soyuz T-9 carries 2 cosmonauts to Salyut 7 space station
1984 - Emmy 11th Daytime Award presentation - Susan Lucci loses for 5th time
1984 - Fire destroys a set in "A View to the Kill"
1984 - France wins soccer's European Cup
1984 - Late Night's 1st Tower Drop
1984 - Supreme Court ends NCAA monopoly on college football telecasts
1985 - 1st hotel strike in NY
1985 - Route 66 (Chicago to Santa Monica), is decertified
1986 - Anne White shocks Wimbledon by wearing only a body stocking
1986 - In referendum, Irish uphold ban on divorce
1986 - Robby Thompson (SF) sets record, caught stealing 4 times in 1 game
1986 - SF Giant Robby Thompson is caught stealing record 4 times
1986 - US informs NZ it will not defend it against attack
1986 - World Court rules US aid to Nicaraguan contras illegal
1987 - Supreme Court Justice Powell retires
1988 - Mike Tyson KOs Michael Spink in 91 seconds, in Atlantic City ($67m)
1988 - Reds bat out of order against Padres in 1st inning
1990 - Jos� Canseco signs record $4,700,000 per year Oak A's contract
1990 - Salman Rushdie, condemned to death by Iran, contributes $8600 to help their earthquake victims
1991 - Emmy 18th Daytime Award presentation - Susan Lucci loses for 12th time
1992 - "57 Channels (and Nothin' on)" by Bruce Springsteen peaks at #68
1992 - 193rd ranked Andrei Olhovsky defeats #1 seed Jim Courier at Wimbledon
1992 - Dan O'Brien fails on pole vault & eliminated from Olympics decathlon
1992 - Daryl Gates retires as LA police chief
1992 - Denmark upsets German 2-0, to win European Soccer championship
1993 - "Falsettos" closes at John Golden Theater NYC after 487 performances
1993 - 11th Seniors Players Golf Championship: Jim Colbert
1993 - Actress Julia Roberts weds country singer Lyle Lovett
1993 - NY Met pitcher Anthony Young loses record 24th straight game
1993 - Shelley Hamlin wins ShopRite LPGA Golf Classic
1993 - Don Henley booed in Milwaukee when he dedicates the song "It's Not Easy Being Green" to President Clinton
1994 - "Gray's Anatomy" closes at Beaumont Theater NYC after 8 performances
1994 - 118řF (47.8řC) at Lakewood New Mexico[dup]
1994 - 118řF (47.8řC) at Lakewood New Mexico (state record)
1994 - 12th Seniors Players Golf Championship: Dave Stockton
1994 - NY Daily News increases prices to 50�
1995 - Holland's debut in English domestic comp (v Northants, NatWest)
1995 - Mason City Iowa's TV news personality Jodi Huisentruit disappears
1995 - Space shuttle STS-71 (Atlantis 14), launches
1995 - Former WMMS engineer William Alford is sentenced to 10 days & $1,000 fine for cutting feed during Howard Stern's broadcast from Cleveland
<font color="green"> 2004 - Team Evolution and Team Rebelution ....... </font>

Ha!!! LMAO!!!!

Prarie Dawg, How Team R finishes in any tournaments is insignificant. The only tournament that matters for Team R is on June 27th. As leader of Team Eslangyourdung has proven, even a blind squirrel can find a nut!!!

Team Epickeachothersbutts can win their small battles now!!!
Team REBELUTION will win the war on June 27th!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIVA TEAM REBELUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not true Mr. Vargas. Everytime Team E members whoop up on Team R members (all the time, everytime) it is just a hint of what is to come June 27th. So you can act like it doesn't bother you but I know it does. Team Evolution WILL beat the heck out of Team Gotfivepocketsonmyoveralls

Last night at McKinney, Brower and Poole played dubs and Team E member and partner shot -11, I'm not sure about Team R and his partner. Either of you care to enlighten the reading audience :D



I'd sure be interested to hear about that. -11 Isn't bad even on that course, so if the player from Opossumitswhatsfordinner and his partner did better, I'm sure we'd all like to hear it.

Ray, could you enlighten us yourself?

Jethro Vargas what about Live Oak.Its your home course dont be scared.GO TEAM E

Jethro Vargas what about Live Oak.Its your home course dont be scared.GO TEAM E



Well, well, another Team Evolution call out to a member of Team Whatwouldjedclampittdo. Will Vargas accept? Will he run and hide? Will he defend his home turf? Will he be taken behind the woodshed and schooled?

...STAY TUNED! :)

I didn't catch their score. I know it wasn't better, but it may have been the same cuz Poole was puttin' unconscious. There were 2 -13s that took most of the cash and the -11s had a throw off for $9. Low turnout, only 19 people. :eek:

I am very pleased with the way that we played. My partner carried 7 discs in his hand and we had our fair share of misses that we should have had, but we were out played by two strokes. I will admit when I have been beaten. I just hope that team sistertaughtmehowtofrenchkiss remembers this!

Remeber what?
We can all get together at Live Oak May 1 and I am sure the ol ape cage will get a good ol cleaning out. Who all from little e going to be there?

By the way, I did park the throw off on hole #1, as I recall it was with my little blue putter! Watch out for the little blue putter. Team Squirreldumplins&gravy is going down!

Mr. Evol, being able to admit when you are bested is a sign of an evolved human being. Being able to remember how that felt and using that as fuel when you are busy kicking the snot out of Team Getoffmedaddyyourecrsushingmycigarettes, will be further proof of that evolution.

Beware bubbas, evolution's gonna pass you by...again.

... Getoffmedaddyyourecrsushingmycigarettes...



OMFG that was f'n funny! and ruthless!

By the way, I did park the throw off on hole #1, as I recall it was with my little blue putter! Watch out for the little blue putter. Team Squirreldumplins&gravy is going down!



Yea your team was bested by the Giggler playing Cali and the Pierce/Wiemann team that corrected the score because they knew they hadn't shot -14, they counted their missed birdies. :eek:
:cool:Gotta love the honesty :cool:

Beware that Blue thing he calls a putter :eek:

I'd swear it's remote controlled :Dlol

BACKWARDS CITY, TEXAS � At a sparsely attended news conference yesterday, Team Rebelution announced its new line of signature golf discs. On hand for the presentation were Mayor Bubba Bodean and his wife Coleta, Jim Bill �Pops� Lee from the General Lee Store and the town�s wealthiest resident Dr. Harvey Dixon from Dixon�s Dental Services. Also in attendance was the Bodean�s faithful blue heeler, Barky.

Team Rebelution Co-Captains, Troy Soules and Mark Vargas unveiled the new line, which they hope to have available soon at the General Lee Store.

Eight discs make up the new line. There is a signature model named for each member of the team. Soules stated, �These here are good discs for playing Frisbee golf.�

The line is as follows:

The Mark Vargas Jethrow: You can�t drive with it, but it sure is big.
The Troy Soules Intimidator: A high speed driver that only turns left and bounces off trees.
The Jeff Ohnesorge AFL Putter: This ultra soft putter is designed to help players who use it stay an Am For Life.
The Benjamin Poole Lake Course Upshot: Made out of TR�s new �Semi-Pro� plastic, this midrange disc will fly beautifully, but only on one course.
The Shannon Fosdick Gripper: A unique driver that is smooth on top, but fuzzy on the back for better grip.
The Vinnie Miller Rexp: This disc is both an overstable driver and a midrange, combining the best characteristics of both a Roc and an EXP.
The Patty Justice One Stroke: A lightweight driver, made only in pink, designed to keep you just one stroke behind your competition.
The Bobby Logan Equalizer: A super understable driver with a small rim designed for better grip with older hands, it can be thrown by weaker armed players as far as the big boys throw (their putters).

Look for these interesting new discs at a retailer near you. You won�t find them, but you can look.

you just ain't right, boy!


but it sho is entertaining!

You need to find something to do with all your spare time.Like maybe getting the other 9 holes in

Good point. I just spoke to the Asst. Dir. of the Rec Center on the phone and I'm on my way out there now. Hopefully we can get a date for getting that done. :)

SCORES??

Chris do you know the back way from Waco?

back way to where? san saba or burnett?

just talked with atwood and Team IAMNOTGOODENUFFTOPLAYPRO won. i think bagger shot -7 to Mark's -1

Where's the "sigh" emoticon?

Great fun, but Troy had his putter working lights out on the first 9, while I had a bunch of missed birdie putts and a disasterous #9 (went in the water off the tee and missed my putt to take a circle 5). We were a lot closer on the second 9, as I warmed up and Troy cooled a bit, but it was already a foregone conclusion by then.

Hey, at least I shot a bogey free 18. (Too bad about that double though. :D)

In the battle of WD partners, Jeff-O took Jerald Locke, but I'm not sure by how much.

I think I'll stick to playing 990+ rated Pros (without their whole bag) from now on. :)

ah team little e they speak big but carry little stick.
So what did it sound like when the big stick swang at you :D
I learn something in Burnet that day, keep the golf bag in the truck

So what did it sound like when the big stick swang at you :D



Big stick hurt monkey. Monkey no like big stick. Monkey hurt man with big stick soon. Swing stick back at man and knock out tooth.

no Mark you cannnot knock out there only tooth how will they eat??

Vinnie!! have'nt you learned your lesson yet! Mark kicked your ARSE!! big time, know throw in the handicap factor :o

what..... don't start talking about someone kickin somone's arse, I may have to remind you the foot mark in your arse.
Lets see my shoe size is a 11....that mark on your butt looks like a 11 :o

That shoe will be in the other arse come June 27th.

El Chile has two butts? :o

Marka

It was a fun time; it was a great little course. It was a beautiful day for Disc Golf. Can't wait till you get the back nine in. I am looking forward to it.

Sorry that you didn't live up to your thoughts of kicking my arse.

I'm still gonna spank him like a catholic schoolgirl


The only thing you did was hear a bell all round,

CUZ YOU GOT SCHOOLED

But the one thing that you didn't know is I found a short game. And a putt. I'm not just a Cannon anymore; I have a little bit of game now. And come June 27th that game will be better and I will destroy anyone that gets in my way. So all you little e bitc%s better be ready, cuz the day of your end is near, and you will be beaten back into your caves, because this sport is ruled by Humans not apes, a Bunch of Hillbilly, white trash, redneck, ape arse kicking Humans. TEAM REBELUTION.

Congrats to all the Team Rebelution Team Members that Placed this weekend. And sorry Bobby that you didn't, It�s not your fault. You had a Monkey on your back all weekend. Now it is time for you to face that monkey and destroy it.

Mark V. & little e 1st Place in Mixed Partners

Mark V. & Cruz (I go down on my partner in front of everyone)
5th Place Adv.

Jeff O. & Jerold
Tie 9th, 10th & 11th Place

Troy S. & Steven ape Brower
Tie 12th & 13th Place

And Thanks goes out to Two Team Rebelution Members for Helping out this weekend as Staff. Shannon & Patty thanks.


VIVA LA REBELUTION!!!!

But the one thing that you didn't know is I found a short game. And a putt. I'm not just a Cannon anymore; I have a little bit of game now.

so are you moving out of the WEENIE division FINALLY?? didn't think so. Team Little PP

LMAO

Marka

It was a fun time; it was a great little course. It was a beautiful day for Disc Golf. Can't wait till you get the back nine in. I am looking forward to it.



Yes Troy, it was fun. I'm glad you enjoyed our fine little course. If a player's putting is on as yours was that day, they can do well on it. A -7 is a fine score, and is 2 strokes better than my best ever out there through 18. Well done. As for the other 9, the word is soon. I look forward to having you back out.

Now...


Sorry that you didn't live up to your thoughts of kicking my arse.

I'm still gonna spank him like a catholic schoolgirl


The only thing you did was hear a bell all round,

CUZ YOU GOT SCHOOLED



Yes, the Cannon of the Ams schooled the guy who's rating is closer to 700-something than it is to 900. Your momma must be so proud. When you got home, I'm sure she was waiting at the door of the trailer to congratulate you.


But the one thing that you didn't know is I found a short game. And a putt. I'm not just a Cannon anymore; I have a little bit of game now.



Yes, a very little bit of game.


And come June 27th that game will be better and I will destroy anyone that gets in my way. So all you little e bitc%s better be ready, cuz the day of your end is near, and you will be beaten back into your caves, because this sport is ruled by Humans not apes, a Bunch of Hillbilly, white trash, redneck, ape arse kicking Humans. TEAM REBELUTION.



I'm glad that whipping up on me when I couldn't even drop 5' putts has inspired you to dream so big. I'm flattered.


Congrats to all the Team Rebelution Team Members that Placed this weekend. And sorry Bobby that you didn't, It�s not your fault. You had a Monkey on your back all weekend. Now it is time for you to face that monkey and destroy it.



My partner knows the truth now and has developed a debilitating fear of this monkey. You better place your team's hopes on someone else, 'cause I got that one all wrapped up, bubba.

The intermingling of TE and TR partners for WD was semi successful for both teams. Congrats to my teammates who persevered despite their handicaps of being paired with the monthly bathers.

June 27th can't get here fast enough for me.

never knew a monkey that could keep its attention long enough to work a response up like that....

SO humbling, so nice.....
GET USE TO IT!!!! :D
http://www.bornagainchrischan.com/monkeyPics/capt.1034859368.malaysia_women_world_amateur_kl104 .jpg

You think that was humility? Obviously, you're in need of a redefinition of the word that you can work with. I'll have to give you another one.

You know where I am. Bring your bag...and your cleats. :D

sounds like another challenge.

Of people to keep calling out, Vinnie isn't who I'd have high on that list.... ::D:

<font size=1>And yes, I know which team I'm on...</font>


On the other hand, I think Mark "I could throw farther if I wore shoes" Vargas heard I was coming to the Gonzales mini on Saturday and got scared because I heard he isn't going to be there.

Me? I wasn't calling anyone out? I was simply telling him that if he would like to play, that he knows where i can be reached...again. :)

wow, I got my bag and my shoes....but I am doing peace today.
You all leave Mark alone.....he knows.... don't you
http://www.bornagainchrischan.com/monkeyPics/capt.1006208897space_chimps_sa102.jpg
This is team little e out for a walk

ROFLMAO :D:eek: :D :cool::o

Vinnie, I finally laughed at one of your slams! Vargas were you paying attention? :eek:

Me? Is that supposed to be me or is it Team E as children?

it hard to tell, you all look alike

now if the guy had a wife beater shirt on I could tell you who that was :D

Wife beaters, team that lives in glass house should not throw stones.. :eek:

Shouldn't throw Rocs either.

shut both you all's donkeys :D
I beat my wife if she needs or not......don't let her know i said that ok :D

TONY BENDER why don't you refer to Gonzales Open, March 27th. I believe we've already played that course and I handed you your little monkey arse. However, May 1st in Live Oak I will be happy to give you some more lessons.

Capt. Klank Challenge accepted!!!!!! Bring some Cash!!!! I don't take bannanas for payment!!!!

If nothing else, this team challenge has allowed little Markie V to learn the art of smack. He has a long way to go, but we're all so proud of his progress.

Of course, with his wife writng his best material, he'd be an even bigger hillbilly than he is if he didn't learn something.

If you're through letting Cruz practice his, uh, "technique" on you, Markie, come on out to the Big B and lemme show you the game I accidentally left at home when Redneck "1a" was here.

Its about time . This is getting good.

the latest news from Burnet just in...Team Evolution has devoloped there own line of discs...well,it is only one disc so far(this team is so evolved that they only need one disc)...coming soon to a course near you the "PEE-WEE-PUTTER"...this disc comes pre-lubed to make sure it will slide through anything(just like the creator and team leader you too can 5 putt any hole)...but this is not just a one person disc, two three or even four players at a time can toss this disc around...so far only avalible in(Porno Pink),(Candy Apple Red),and(Glow)...due out this summer, the new "R" series(ribbed for her pleasure)...and early next year, the "V" series(this one vibrates, and has the score from Mark's only win ever stamped on every disc)...if you see one on the course,(and you will since Mark loses 4-5 discs a round) do not touch or you too will know what DFL feels like :o

Sounds like LIVE OAK will be a pre ape skinnin.
Can we get the city to put up some A frames....they make for easy skinnin.
I hear there will be ape gumbo at the vargus's after the the event. :D
So bet big on the REBELS

What's considered a "big bet" for you guys?

The title to the Ford Tempo on blocks in the yard? The lease for the lot in the trailer park? Your momma's dental bill?

Live Oak will be a whooping alright. The big bad monkeys will be tanning your redneck arses. :)

Hey, I found what Team Onetooth needs to win.

How to beat the monkeys (http://members.aol.com/bjames1033/msdummies.art)

The visual for the link above (http://members.aol.com/bjames1033/monkeyspank.gif)
(you must be 18 to enter :D)

Real funny. Yall can do what you want with your monkeys, but the only spanking taking place around here is when Team R gets it on the course.

Thanks I'll use this one for a while

watch it chili

I see you trying to post

Bryan James you can spank your own monkey as mush as you want to!! I know first hand that you have NO GAME!! Take this as a challange, may I suppest that you shave your palms before you step on to the discgolf course with me :oVinnie Iwill leave you alone.

honorable man!!!
PSSSTTT....The lakers are going down like pete :D

I do work sometimes Vinnie! I know you have no problem with HAIR! on your palms :cool:But keep that up and you will go BLIND!! :D

Vinnie I never knew that you where a basketball fan, so who do you like, besides Pete :omaybe pizzaman is more your type :o

Come on know James whats your problem? I know Vinnie's problem, Houck doesn't take good care of his players.Whats your, who cares :mad:

Just let go of it!! :D

you a funny guy!
If they play for Texas I likem
even the poor mavs

The KINGS another California Team will SPANK the defenceless mavs. :cool:

neither one of them in that serious has DEE fence.
But now them spurs ain't getting use to anything but winning

Lets see the 2 times I was at the SBC center the Lakers put it to the spurs, first game double overtime LAKERS the WINNERS!! the second time in SA, no overtime needed, just an old fashion arse whipping /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif We will leave the Rockets out of this one.

Actually Chilli, I am not rooting for either side. I am just having some fun. It is easier to find monkeys than toothless trailer park guys on the net.

This has been a fun thread though.

C'mon Bryan, you know you're secretly leaning towards Team Trailergotrepossesedwhenmybaitshopcloseddown. You can tell me, I won't be offended.

We Evolved people of the world know that it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Diversity is merely a sysmptom of the human condition while we're waiting on the slow but inevitable evolutionary process.


Someday, there won't even be such a thing as a "Redneck" anymore. For some, that day's coming sooner than expected.

I don't know Mark. Some days here in Texas, I think we're evolving into one big Redneck. Hell, most of our Hippies are Rednecks. :D

Good point James.

Then BURN this thread!! Is too hot in the kitchen? then get out! Oh ya the 27th. of June no good for me, I'll be at South Padre Island. :cool:

there is the first to run away skeeeeerrrred

Jerry will be there, no sweat.

Not me Mitch :cool:My family time is more valuable than kicking your arse on the discgolf course :oSo who ever you spankers want me to match up with, we can do this when ever, SOUTH PADRE ISLAND is way way better!! :cool:I play more tournaments than team jealous will ever play in a year,. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

more than me?
I hear tell patty might not be able to play

Chile?

See wgat I mean Mark, Danielle. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

See what I mean Mark and Danielle. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Oh no, without Chile, we're in trouble. What will become of us? Who will protect us from the big bad dragon, Vincent?

Oh wait, nevermind, I got that.

in my best HOMER voice.... REALLY!

oh I forgot the rest of the saying...... YOU MUST BE ***! :D

See you guys later I'm done for the day, see you all at Athens tomorrow. Vinnie you can play with your monkey :D :D :D :D Maybe Vinnie you can hook up with a friend of ours, you know who :oThis is fun.

Sure are alot of POST WHORES who do not know how to edit the F* up'd posts so they post a new one to improve their count. tsk tsk..

WHO YOU CALLING ***** ...... *****!

wa wa wa

What ***** has 2955 posts?

Chris you are the one jumping on threads that have nothing to do with you and giving your two cents. Go Team Boohooalution!! :o

Admit to it ware ....you want to be involved with this somehow

It is soooo obvious!

If

the shoe

fits where it.

nope

wear- I like to wear shoes.
where- Where is my metal mini?

metal mini can always be found 20 ' past the basket in line with the player and the basket. Unless of course its a better thrown than the putter. then in that case it will be under the basket.....cause the hole in the bottom of the basket are to big to hold the metal min

no like WARE :)

Yous guy are crackin' me up. :)

thats not hard from my prespective....your crack starts at the arse and goes over head and to the beltline. making you one big crack :D

:D ;)

Dear PDGA Board Master,
Please for Gods sake and for our childrens future, install a spell check.

The Dragons will still have incorrect words, that are spelled right!!!

:eek:

I ain't seen no good grammar checkers yet.

When using words with pro in the spelling, I reserve the right to spell it with a pre if using the word about a non-pro individual or individuals. The anal readers and subscribers of earlier posts that pointed out the miss-spelling of prospective (prespective) will take note the conversation was of a non-pro individual. :D
I also, from my prespective, would like to congratulate the monkeys on any small battles they may have won in the past. The weekend of the challenge will be a delight and a pleasure to hand the monkey its primate dare airs

Thank you who ever wrote that for Vinnie. :D

Monkey Beater,

You didn't have to publicly advertise that you "spank your monkey."

For God's sake, please don't find a "salad tossing" avatar!

I'll have you know that the computer police here at work find Vinnie spanking his monkey to be A-OK, but John, you shaking it is considered tasteless and unacceptable for employee viewership. :p

You so funny PRe one
I is the one who wrote that
Rebels will spank the monkey here, there or anywhere you flee pickin of each other primates show your uncovered hairy arses :D

So whats up Marka,

I see that one of your little monkeys is scared and won't play. Is it getting too real now? Your little monkeys are realizing that they don't have a chance and are running back to the tree tops to hide to save face.

Or is it that you asked Chile to just happen to plan a family vacation on the date after we set it, to be out of town so that you can bring in a ringer, because we all know that chile can't beat VINNIE "the ape Killer" MILLER.

Next thing you know all your advanced players will back out cuz they are scared and you will try to bring in ringers, Oh wait, that can't happen, we have the best advanced players out there. never mind.

Looks to me that you are a bunch of little crybaby apes, that can't back up the sh&t that you talk. go get you a ringer it won't matter, Vinnie is the best Pro M. out there. We ain't skeert. Just Bring It. you bunch of dirty apes.

Oh wait, that can't happen, we have the best advanced players out there

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!!

Tears Falling, Tears Falling, Tears Falling, Tears Falling!!!!

It's okay shewhere don't CRY you will find a Team to play with someday!!

Team E strikes again....
ADV 1st 16215 Stephen Brower 69 66 72 56 263

Nice job Mr. Brower!

you got to be kidding right Baggas err I mean vargas. you playing OPEN this weekend on your home course? Didn't think so, just like I thought. all I can say is PLEASE don't be an AM for LIFE like the rest of your team.

apes take a beating in athens!!!!
So bad I had a ape sing good ol country songs to me at the bar Saturday night.
Good time hanging with the monkeys. All the rain gave them a bath they needed. So the smell was not an issue.
Now to Live Oak for yet another ape round up.

blah, blah, blah, blah.
Enough talk . We will see when our Teams are matched up. Team Mommasaysiamthebestfrenchkisser will be the ones leaving with there rebel flag at half mast.

BRING IT!!!!!!

Oh we will bring it and when the dust clears.
Humbution will be you alls new name. And I don't want to hear excuses or what ever a monkey does when its arse gets spanked.
This weekend will be yet another test and show of
"HOW TO SKIN A MONKEY AND NOT GET BLOOD ON YOUR REBEL FLAG!"
:D:D:D
Let me see how I can call your team a name.
Team Igotafleainmyteethfromcleaningmyowmarse :o

Looks like you're the only one standing around "spanking your monkey!"

Love ya like a bro, but i had to say it :D

lol
spanking the, your,or any monkey is always fun.

so are we playing on a different date or what.Chile your correct about family time.they dont know cuz everybody they knowis there family.

watch it there feller.....rednecks don't take kind about folks talking about their kin

Team e,
There will be NO date change. I agree family is important!!! However there are to many people committed to this date already. It took long enough just to get the current date that we cannot change it for one player.I really would like if team e had all their top players so they have no excuses when they lose, but unfortunately we must stick to the planned date.

Or if Team e would like to back out!!!! Team Rebelution would accept a formal letter of defeat from Team e !!!!! Along with our Trophy!!!

Little rebels, please do yourself a favor, and just worry about your own red necks. Our evolved team will be fine. And, there will be no date change. Who knows, by then maybe everyone will back out and I'll have to take you all on by myself. I have no fear.

we could alway handicap all players and play as one division.
Mark you showed Saturday night "you got a pretty mouth" :D

Why thanks for noticing Vinnie. BTW, is there anything else I can beat you in? I mean, now that we've added billiards to the list?

Team E will continue to dominate, even with me bringing down the curve. We'll see how much y'all have to say after Live Oak this weekend.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, you guys need to get together and give your semi-pro some guidance. It looked like he could use it this weekend.

yeah Live oak......yeah afterwards we will see who is talking.
Bet I can beat you baiting a trot line :D
And you win in the atracting the old, need a man, saging tattoo females. I MAKE THIS PUBLIC....YOU WIN AT THAT

I think they were a lot more attracted to you, if you'll remember their reaction when you walked in. I think, if I cared, that is something you could definitely beat me in.

I can also run a trot line as good as any redneck. I was raised in a small country town...I just got over it.

yeah .....i can't help the attraction.
But remember they were sitting at your table

Had to change the subject line before someone asked their sister to be their date for the tournament.

I think they were a lot more attracted to you...



Just wait until all of your adoring fans see you sporting the latest up to datest hipster mini skirt at the Worlds Banquet. You will certainly feel attractive in that get up :D.



you could definitely beat me...



I know, that's why I made the bet and I'm bringing your skirt :D

Just wait until all of your adoring fans see you sporting the latest up to datest hipster mini skirt at the Worlds Banquet. You will certainly feel attractive in that get up .


Please no miniskirts,
oh, my eyes.....

Sorry Lindsay, all my adoring fans (even Vinnie's one now after hearing me sing), will have to do without that visual.

I'm gonna beat you like the assault laws have been repealed.

you bring the skirt and I will supply the rebel flag thong

you bring the skirt and I will supply the rebel flag thong



I don't want anything out of your unmentionables drawer, thank you. Besides, what would you wear then?

lol

ape skin boxers

LOL That's classy :D

I just wanted to point out that they were there before I sat down.

I almost purchased some of those rafffle tickets for your cousin mark, but then realized I had no money. (thanks for the drink Lloyd)

I still can't get "country boy can survive" out of my head. :p

I have never hear so much country music at one time in my whole life.

Glad you had an edukashunal experience

I still can't get "country boy can survive" out of my head. :p



I'm even better at being a redneck than the rednecks. You shoulda heard me do Broken Lady, before y'all got there. Like I said, I was raised in a small country town, I just got over it.

Oh, I also won a prize in the raffle that I'm sure Team Mycaronlyturnsleft would kill for. Its a biography (of sorts) of their hero, "Dale Earnhardt: Always A Champion." Its got a lot of pictures, so I'm sure they could enjoy it.

Team Mycaronlyturnsleft



Baby H had to pick me up off of the floor after i read that!

You shoulda heard me do Broken Lady,


now MARK that is no way to talk about the lovely tatooed, youth challenged lady at the table with you :o

That chick was waaaaay broken, even for someone on y'all's team. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D:D

You laugh now....... but you should of been there. you would really be tickled.
I think I fugured it out..... apes mating with rednecks would be the evolution you all are preaching

Team rebelution!!!
Where is my ape skinnin shirt?

I got your shirt Vinnie, I was going to bring it to Athens but I did not make it. Bobby will be here this weekend and I will give it to him, so that he can give it to you. So be looking for bobbo.

It is less than two months away from the butchering of the apes. I surely hope that P.E.T.A. doesn't show up and ruin the killings. Cuz I am really looking forward to dismembering a bunch of apes.


I do have to say. Good Job Steven. Way to kick some [*****] last weekend. That�s my Partner.

Viva La Team Rebelution!!!!!!!!

I think I fugured it out..... apes mating with rednecks would be the evolution you all are preaching



It has already happened; we already have apebillies among us. Thanks to the Vargas'. But we all know that the apes are trying to mate with more hillbillies in an effort to try to weed out the rest of the Hillbillies. I so NO more. Hillbillies stand your ground and resist the poop flinging, butt scratching, bug eating, hairy dirty apes. Wanta be Humans. Don�t be fooled, they have been known to shave their whole bodies to look like humans. Resist I tell you. You ask how do you know the difference. Here are a few ways to tell.

1. If they have clean front yards.
2. There is no furniture on their porch.
3. There is no clothes line in the backyard.
4. They only have one car. And it works.
5. They have no animals hanging on their walls.
6. They do not live in a double wide.
7. They do not understand y'all or youin's
8. When you say over yonder. they keep askin how far is that.
9. They don't go to family reunions to meet women.
10. They don't have any family members named bubba, or Joe bob
11. They eat with a fork and knife
12. They are vegetarians
13. They have never said "hey y'all watch this"
14. They start looking thru your hair to find dinner
15. Don�t be fooled about the butt scratching, that is one thing that we both have in common.
16. They don't know what a wife beater is.
17. They think that a flee market is a place where they can go buy food.
18. They don't own any guns.
19. They don't know what a piggly wiggly is.

And last but not least

20. Their mom has never come out of the bathroom and said "hey y'all come look at this one before I flush it."

So by all means test anyone and everyone by these rules to find out if they are an ape or not. If they are shoot them on site.

Thanks

One of your fearless leaders

Troy

Viva La Rebelution

YEAH what he said :D

Vinnie, why are you asking for a shirt? I thought you'd just wear your overalls and waders in case you had to go check a trot line. C'mon, you know that Team Carpitswhatsfordinner has a line in the Brazos, don't lie.

you dunbarse......figures you is a ape and all.
Colorado River...Brazos is few miles North.
Caught some good fish this week, I would give you some but I hear all you all like are bananas.

I have no idea what a "dun barse" is, but I meant the Brazos. I live close to the Colorado and know the difference.

Here, I'll break down my post, sos 'at yoo kin unnerstan it.

You asked for a shirt.

I was playing off that to tease you about what you might wear to the Champions Cup Challenge.

The Champions Cup Challenge will be held in Waco.

The Brazos River runs through Waco.

The course we will play is on the Brazos River.

Der, I hopes dat wuz hellful.

shut your donkey!!!!

Will someone please tell that Mr_Evol_2u that the little flashing envelope next to his login name means he has a private message!

Stupid Apes!

Sheeesh!

/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :cool::) :o :D /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D;) :p

:D;)

I might not know how to work this thing but it still makes me laugh!
ps I can't help it if I am drunk! :eek:

Mr. Evol, that other flashing envelope thingy is from me. :)

I might not know how to work this thing but it still makes me laugh!
ps I can't help it if I am drunk! :eek:



Posted at 10:43 am. He likes starting early.

That's evolution. We're beyond all those silly timelines and rules. :)

That was posted at Beer:43.

:D

Mr. Bender, don't you have something you'd like to say to the nice folks out there in cyberspace land? :)

Mr. Bender, don't you have something you'd like to say to the nice folks out there in cyberspace land? :)



It was the wind. :o

And the sun was in my eyes.

And the sun was in my eyes.


and every shot was uphill.

Every putt was into the wind, even the comebacks.

Team E vs Team R

The staredown begins...

http://www.texas10tour.com/images/Hooters%20Live%20Oak/Billy%20and%20Mark%202.jpg

http://www.texas10tour.com/images/Hooters%20Live%20Oak/Billy%20and%20Mark.jpg

Write your own funny caption :D

Weekend News!!!!!! At Live Oak ZTX10

TEAM REBELUTION CRUSHES!!!!!!!!!! Team eiwantabannana.

Results: Open Div. Team R Shannon F. 3rd. in cash!!!!
Team R Vinnie Miller 11th

Adv. Div. Team R Mark Vargas T5
Team e Biilie Nelson T9
Team e Mark Atwood T9
Team e Tony Bender DFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE]
Team E vs Team



http://www.texas10tour.com/images/Hooters%20Live%20Oak/Billy%20and%20Mark.jpg
Team Rebelution Taking a swing at Team e, and connecting for the knock out this weekend. Sending them all home with little naked sore bottoms!!!!!!!

Wow Team E with nothing to say!!!!!! This is a very special moment in history!! :D

I am holding back out of respect for the family. :D

nelly holding back.....that would be whoreshirts
I have never know nelly to hold back....she is just a little smater than the average ape....she knows....right?
A rebelution has started and the planet of the apes is on the wide screen.
In my best Tarzan voice....."get your monkey arse to the fridge and get me a beer!"
:D:D

No it doesnt work like that. He knows where the beer is. In the fridge right past all my trophies. You little rebels need to remember who has the most champions on the team. Good job on the non sanctioned placings but when the Supertours come along you will see where the original TEAM will be compared to the copy cats.

Atwood? Cash in MA1 :eek:
Vinnie made a funny (that made sense) :eek: :eek:
Big Hooters in the middle of the fairway /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
Strange weekend! :D

Wow, it's been almost 72hours since Atplastic has defended the honor of his Team. Maybe the realization that Team e is going to be defeated is starting to soak in!!!! It's alright Atplastic you have done a lot for the sport, and started something which motivated others to rise to another level Team eisatonmybannana will always be remebered. We are still accepting Rebelution soldiers to join our Team if anyone in Team e is intrested!! The soldiers are up and coming players who are almost ready but still need training They are not on the Rebelution A Team, but they can be called up at anytime if needed!!!
VIVA TEAM REBELUTION!!!!!!!!

What? You can't be serious?

Defended my team's honor? He11, for a change I helped carry my team's honor. Let's review:

Since this wannabe Team Jealous thing started, Team E's lowest ranked player (me) has been doing plenty. I've taken down your Pro Master head to head, who's rated over 150 points higher than me, and moved up to a division that's way over my head and cashed.

Not only have I stepped up my play, but now I'm actually one of the golfers on our team that you guys have to worry about. And I'm the weak link in our chain! If you have to start worrying about me, you guys are in real trouble when the rest of Team Evolution gets a hold of your punk arses. Before my improved play, you were willing to give me the advantage in MM1 over y'alls rebel old man girlie arm. Now you have to worry about my total strokes advantge over some of your MA1's.

You guys are toast, and you know it. And so does everyone else. Once the REAL golfers on our team get matched up with your rag tag bunch, its gonna be Team Toobadwedidn'tthinkofthisideafirst that hears school bells.

Atplastic,
Don't get to cocky about your new found game, and beating Vinnie is a great victory for anyone, but don't forget the circumstances under which you guy's played!! How about troy soules whooping your ARSE like a red headed step child!!! If you want to call this Jealousy fine. I just think you liked it better when you had no compettion and had nothing to prove, compettition is always good and now your scared cause another Team has Challenged you. Whats wrong with that? I think your just afraid you might get beat!!!!! So go ahead and play the jealousy card if it makes you feel better. Team eyouhurtmyfeelingsnowi'mgoingtocry!!!! Your game is still not a factor you will CHOKE like a baby eating popcorn!!!! :o

The circumstances I played Vinnie under were of his own choosing. He11, he even used one more disc than he claimed he'd need to whoop me. His problem, not mine. As for my new found game, its you guys that sound scared, not me. I'm confident.

Yes, Troy came into my house and spanked me. I didn't like it. It won't happen again. Ever. In fact, I'm still waiting on you here. Didn't you say you were gonna bring it to me here? Who's scared? Not me. Bring that thumber of yours down here and I'll bring the flags...to mark where your discs went in the water for later retreival.

I ain't scared. I'm too busy laughing at Team Wehaveshirtsandhatstoo to be scared.

Maybe we can meet up Fri. before the Wimberly ZTX10. If thats okay with you. Then you can buy me a 12 pack of beer for the lessons and we'll head over to Circle R for some Dubs. :D

Yes, Troy came into my house and spanked me. I didn't like it. It won't happen again. Ever.

.

You have got to be joking right? Ever? Come down from your tree limb in the sky and get back to reality.

I have lost more game in the last few years than you will ever have in your bag.

You thought that your only chance against me was to get me on a small course, well you were WRONG. You think you can beat me, well I say bring it. next time your in town come on with your bad self and pick a course and I will show you that "Ever" will Never happen.

And Apewood, one thing that you keep bringing up is the whole you beating vinnie. and thats great, congrats to you. but the thing that you fail to realize is that when the challange happens vinnie will have his full bag. and your pipe dream of scoring better than him will come to a crashing end.

I know who is scared and it isn't Team Rebelution, and Most of Team E. but DFL Bender and YOU apewood, I know that both of you are so scared that you are going to be the one that blows up and causes your team to lose. I have got news for you. it won't matter. cuz Team Rebelution is going to kick the rest of your teams arse so bad that it won't even matter what your score is.

Mark a. one bit of advice, just cuz your a good dude, stop playing my players for money, right now you are even, but you are going to be broke before you know it.

VIVA LA REBELUTIO!!!!

/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :cool::( :) :o:D:confused: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :p ;) :mad:

VIVA LA REBELUTIO???? Is that another team born out of hatred? You guys are all full of ****. The original and only real team will prevail. You keep sheering your sheep and sloppin the hogs when you should be working on your game. Keep up the **** talking, cause we all know where that gets ya. TEAM EVOLUTION aka TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Troy, Troy, Troy, I may have a healthy respect for Vinnie, Shannon and maybe AM For Life, but nobody else on you're little team of wannabe outcasts insearch of a dentist and a flatrack race scares me in the least. Least of all, you.

Next time I'm in town, I'll holla. Don't be scared.

And as for your advice, thanks, but I got this.

SCARED? Who Me? Im not scared of you or any of your little hairless apes. I say BRING IT!!!!!!

Is it June 27th yet. cause I am ready to kick some candyasses.

No sadly, its not June 27th yet. When the Right Rev A. Slim brings the word down on ya, you'll be wishing you never heard of June 27th. Evolution Day, ma nizzle!

nelly, what i do with my sheep is my business. Please refrain from bringing them into this discussion. I'm kinda protective of my gir... sheep!

Don't believe the sheep, It's a liar.

Los cumpleanos felices a mi

Los rebeldes son alegres :)

Happy freakin birthday you punk asss log! :D:p ;) :cool:

No sadly, its not June 27th yet. When the Right Rev A. Slim brings the word down on ya, you'll be wishing you never heard of June 27th. Evolution Day, ma nizzle!





Since when has a Rev. believed in elvolution you are a disc grace to your followers, just like your team is to Disc Golf :D:D:o

Asss Log :DThanx Joshiga

nelly, what i do with my sheep is my business. Please refrain from bringing them into this discussion. I'm kinda protective of my gir... sheep!



Watch out Bobby all those Kiwi guys will come after you for stealing there women. Better stick to your own kind :D

How's mexico? are we going to get a TX 10 there next year? :D

nice to see your web site gallery updated chris....Now if hill country flyers gallery would get updated from man ballet to something.....hell anything....even family monkey albums would be better :D

Sun shining here :D

Thanks Vinnie. I did that before my Apple laptop died. I bought a new DELL yesterday but won't get it for 2 weeks. Any way of speeding that up?

I taught Atwood what to do but these old people forget quickly :eek:

LOL
Glad you are having fun in the sun.
I can't make it get there faster, but I can sure slow it down :)

I never went to Mexico you crazy people. I just took Jay and Des to the airport to go to Iowa. I wish I was in Mexico.

So I guess that means I am in San Marcos :confused:

Happy B-day Brower!!!!!!! :D

Mark Atwood, it seems that team JEALOUS only want to play aganist you. They only talk about wanting to play against you. Team J. whats up skeered of "EL CHILE"!! :cool:/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :) :o;)

not me!
and I don't hear the lakers saying anything close to get use to it

You know Brutha Chile, I have found it a little odd that all the focus of Team Overallsareafashionstatement has been centered on me. While I'm thrilled with my newly found improved play, I'll be the first one to admit that in any tournament, every other member of Team Evolution is likely to finish way higher than me in their respective divisions. I know I'm the weak link on our team, and I'm proud to be able to occasionally hold my own for us these days.

However, I think Team Fixaflatmakesmytireslastlonger is really afraid of the rest of us. Now that I'm playing better, they know they are in trouble deep.

Bye-bye, you tobacco spittin' sister kissers. Its been fun.

Now THATS some good SCHMACK....

Preach On REV!!!

Mr. Evol HBday :D Will we see you at the course this eve?

Keep the smack flowin guys cuz I can't wait until June 27. Then another round of smack will begin :cool:

Keep the smack flowin guys cuz I can't wait until June 27. Then another round of smack will begin :cool:



I'm afraid not, Ray. Right now the members of Team Ican'tbelievtheytookdukesofhazzardofftheair are all getting good smack lessons from the evolved golfers. After June 27th, all you'll get is lessons in how to cry like a hillbilly.

The same folks that found the secret headquarters of Team Stupidisasstupiddoes have unearthed a photo taken at a recent TR motivational meeting. The theme was to dress as a superhero and visualize how each member would utilize their super powers to defeat the evil Team Evolution and their superior disc golf skills. We were especially concerned about the color of one of their undergarments, but hey, that's them rednecks for ya.

http://www.boners.com/content/791214.1.jpg

now dat waz funny :D

Chile,
No members of Team R are worried about Mark the only reason he has been talked about is because he has been calling us out, and making challenge's at his home course. Are you still going to the coast on 6/27? If so we understand, you probably don't want to take any part of the blame for losing. Just like your LOSER LAKERS!!!!!!!!!

SCARED? Who Me? Im not scared of you or any of your little hairless apes. I say BRING IT!!!!!!



apewood, it�s just easy to pick on you. But as I do recall here is a quote from me the other day. And it looks like to me that I called you and all your hairless poop flinging apes out. Or does BRING IT mean something else in apeland. I won't know since I don't speak ape.

Make sure on June 26th all your dirty apes take a shower and eat all the bugs off of each other, so that us real humans won't have to deal with the flies flying around your bodies and the smell of your own shiit on yourselves.

And we promise to leave our girlfriends at home so they won't disturb you while you are throwing, by bhahhhhhhhhing all day long.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
Bring it in apelang means( I had to contact many zoos on this subject) "Quit eating your poop and pick this flea out my crack"
Atwood must of though you were asking him for a favor

Girlfriends, ha! Dont you mean your sisters? (except vargas :D) Make sure you guys wash your arses in the horse troph before you come out. And dont forget to brush your tooth.

:o:D

Let me correct you, it is not our sisters, it is our cousins, our sisters go to the family reunions with us to meet someone. Do not get us confused with your species, we don't date our sisters like you, we all know that in your little herd of apes you don't venture out of your herd so you all just mate within your own herd. atleast we venture out to cousins so the inbreeding doesn't make us as stupid as it does with your herd.

and by the way I take out my tooth and wash it everynight. I am on a payment program and in just 18 more payments I get my second tooth. and my arse is always clean, my sheep, oh I mean girlfriend licks my arse clean every day. thank you very much.

We got Apes and Hillbillies, where are the computing professionals ?
We need a Team Technology.

Yo Deac, we need you techie types to keep us all straight. You know that Apes and Hillbillies could never agree on nuttin'.

Aaiight?

Ya and can you please install a spell check for these HillBillys?

If Team E and Team R somehow had childern. (http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/creatures/article.htm)

ha ha ha...you so funny ...now shut your donkey

I saw a clip of that monkey the other day....walked upright- was crazy to watch!

What's up with the Team E and Team Rebelution Masters players going off to Cali together? Is there something happening behind the scenes. The Disc Boarding community wants to know!! ;)

Well it looks like team evolution have came to their sense I saw T Bender carring Mark Vargas bag around for him as he played the final 9 in austin this weekend. Marka if you are looking to for a job after the whooping your team has tooking you can always carry my bag :D

oh Lord help us.
Mr Boardmaster please, please, please install a spelling and grammar check. :D

Once again team evolution has bit the dust at the master cup the future of team evolution is bleak :D

The future of your arse is BLEAK!!!!!

:o:eek:

The Future of Team Evolution has never been brighter, you twit. When I read stuff like that it makes me smile. Its gonna be so f'n sweet when this "we wanna be like them" challenge is over and they realize that aren't, can't be, never will be.

Check the sig, biatches.

you all hear that rebel yell sunday?
Didn't know if the mountains would let you hear it or not?
:D

The Future of Team Evolution has never been brighter, you twit. When I read stuff like that it makes me smile. Its gonna be so f'n sweet when this "we wanna be like them" challenge is over and they realize that aren't, can't be, never will be.

Check the sig, biatches.



So then tell me mark want happen at Capitol of Texas open and the Master Cup between Evolution and Rebelution :Dor are you in denial :D

Dave, Dave, Dave when are you going to learn to shut the hell up!

Are we going to have to list every little tournie that Team R has a decent showing at? Cause all that you need to know is Team Evolution is full of Champions wherever we go. Just because Team R didnt come in DFL doesnt mean they are winners. Keep up the good work in rec. :D

Nelle since when has A&B Teir Event been little :confused: :D

What's a teir?

Is that what fell from your eye when no team wanted to pick you?

Start your own, will ya? Team Recalution.

I was thinking of starting one for us old timers called Team Reclamation. Think it will go?

What's a teir?

Is that what fell from your eye when no team wanted to pick you?
No that when you sponors a team and get a teir in your asre from getting it kicked :D

Start your own, will ya? Team Recalution.

Maybe Team Rejuvination. Oh well, heck with it, I am going to take a nap. I am tired from all this typing.

What's a teir?

Is that what fell from your eye when no team wanted to pick you?
No that when you sponors a team and get a teir in your asre from getting it kicked :D

Start your own, will ya? Team Recalution.

Dave can start his own team called Team Retardation. :eek:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oldtimer team = Viagralution

LOL Nelly you crack me up! :D

attywood if you are at texas 10 bring me a ape roc.
vinnie<-------- starts the day with a YELL!!!!!!

Dave can start his own team called Team Retardation. :eek:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Now thats funny but not as funny as your leader's game :D

Can you play better than Mark Atwood?
What division do you play in? Wreck? Yup thats what I thought. Now SHUT IT!!

Well I've done nothing but improve my game since starting two years ago, Mark has done nothing but lowered his game for the past two years. I hope after playing for over six years like Mark my rating is better then a 830 :D