Oh are you talking about pouring water on yourself, to get the dirt off. Well, Ok, I guess that we could do that before, as long as Te doesn't sh$t on the tee box, then pick it up and start throwing it at TR.

Bender you talk BIG ,but you are the final nail in the coffin for Team efinished.

Sounds like a fair compromise. See? Different species can get along.

Mark Atwood
Team Evolution #00
Bobby Logan's Daddy

Bender you talk BIG ,but you are the final nail in the coffin for Team efinished.



You keep working on that smack talk Mark, its coming along nicely. Soon, you'll get to go outside and yap with the big dogs.

Here's some side action for you. Regardless of how bad we whip you in total strokes, uh, I mean the outcome for the Cup, I got $10 for anyone on Team Rebellina who wants it that says our MA1's shoot better than yours.

Thats easy money, I'll take that bet. I'll go more if you ain't askeert.

I do need me a new one of them bed pans, so I don't have to go outside to sh$t at night when it's cold.

Now thats funny, I don't care who you are, thats funny.

Gettttttttttter doneeeeeeeeee.

I do need me a new one of them bed pans, so I don't have to go outside to sh$t at night when it's cold.



You could just use your putter, at least then it would be of some service to you.

Pot calling the Kettle Black.

Are you sure you even know what a putter is. I mean I've seen you attempt to putt and You know I wasn't going to give you any help, but here is a freebie. When Putting you first have to open your eyes and see that the tree you are aiming at is 10 feet to the right of the basket. The big metal thing there. aim at it and try, I know it is hard, but try to get the little round thing thats in your hands(the putter) into the basket. I at least know that, but as for how to get it from you hand to the basket, I'm lost on that one.

funniest thread ever. :D

Glad you're entertained, MT. I know its keeping me amused. Talking smack to Kight had become so yesterday. And, these Larry The Cable Guy wannabes are such inviting targets.

Cable guys? You know they dont have cable. Just the wire hanger with the tin foil. The TV sitting on top of the TV that doesnt work anymore.

I have always wanted to go to an event where schmack talking in mandatory

Team E: Can you keep it down while I'm putting?

Team R: How bout a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up?

Marshall: Why don't you both shutthefuckup. All this hot air is making my beer warm.

MT are going to be a marshall?

Unfortunately, you can't add a poll to a thread unless you start it out with one (or at least as far as I can tell).

Let's have a show of hands (for TR: those are the things with fingers on 'em), to see who the popular choice for a victor is out in message board land.

I'll take Team Evolution for the win!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Vinnie :(

One vote for Team E

sure. if duty calls, then so be it. really I just want to go haze a bunch of people and play the gold course. but sounds like a fun event to attend. and the best part is that it is free and I don't have to worry about my player rating being affected. :D

Hey that TV has sentimental value to it. I was watching the race when Dale Died. I was so mad, in a yelling, crying rage I kicked the TV and it blew. Then I reached over and grabbed the shotgun and put some buck shot into it. I will remember that day for the rest of my life. That�s the day that I died a little inside. I will never be the same.

And dang you for bring up those memories.

Dang it does any of youins have a tissue.

I am going down there. Not gonna marshall because I want to get a practice round in with the gold rope.

However, for the other round yall are playing, I think I am gonna be a heckler. I will be taking cash offers deciding which team I heckle. ;)

So you've been waffling, MT. Let's hear it, who's your pick?

Teme Spellchecknashun
Team Evolution

Regardless of your choice, I think you're exactly the kind of marshall an event of this caliber needs.

TR: Hey, Marshall, they keep stealing my beer while I'm putting.
Marshall MT: Then quit putting so much.

I'll take Team Evolution for the win!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Vinnie :(


It's nice to see the non-putters stay together. There may not be loyalty among thieves, but apparently there is loyalty amongst apes. :eek:

As for you MarkA, our TEAM is well aware of which side they are on, there are just too many of us (refer to the signature) to know everybody's name.

Team Rebelution.!!!! They want it much more.
And Marka I too have see you putt :o, You are going to loose it for the whole Team E if every shot counts.

This thread is great reading!!!!!

""VIVA THE REBELUTION!!!""

HAHA. Team R has a groupie.

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!

I'm picking Team E, but have friends on both.....shoudl be a good show, for sure!!!!

If I am able to come up, I will definately be the SCHMACK MARSHALL!!!!!!!

TE 3
TR 1
TB 1*
CEG 1**

(*Team Boomalution is not eligible for this year's Cup, but you may vote for them if you think Chris Ware could take all the members of the two eligible teams.)

(**A vote for Cameron East Gold is a sneaky way to split votes and weasel out of making a choice.)

TE

TB

Dang it does any of youins have a tissue.



Just use your rebel flag located in the bib of them there overalls.

Time willing I would love to be a marshall, well maybe just a spotter as long as I am to distracted by metal 12 oz cans!!! :cool:

Bender you talk BIG ,but you are the final nail in the coffin for Team efinished.



Wish team evo had room for another, I would love to get in on this action. TEAM "AM FOR LIFE" will go down and when they do the smack talking will end :D

Strange that we haven't heard from 'Ole EmJD. Everyone is pointing out what a good pick up he was for the team, but he has nothing to say? Odd, I've never known him to be the quiet type. Does he know he's supposed to be playing?

Maybe he's having second thoughts after finding out that his other MPO teamate is a semi-pro. Benji is putting on the pounds and I'm sure that The Fos' back will be mighty tired by the end of that day.

I wouldn't worry though, TR, I'm sure that you can count on Bobby *cough* or Patty *chuckle* to pull it out for you, if Benji adds too many strokes to your total.

Hey you leave my overalls alone, them are sentimental to me. Dangit, I was wearing them the day they took dukes of hazard of the air, I have worn them everyday since. Then low and behold I was wearing them the day that Uncle Jessie died. Can you believe it? I was wearing the same overalls on both days. Now I have hung them on the wall, next to the TV that I was watching when Dale died. I�m glad that is the long wall of the double wide; I just feel that there will be more strange things happen in my life time.

Don't worry, Bubba, you'll have a Champions Cup Thanks For Coming Out certificate to hang on that wall soon enough.

I have a prediction for this pony show, sh*t-talking fun and astronomical scores. this course is gonna kick ALL YA'LL'S ASSES!!!!

1 vote for the Cameron East Gold. :D

Your kidding about playing the beast...RIGHT!
I don't know one team e member that has shot even close to par on the course or even a couple over. I know for a fact team Rebel has two members that have done par on it.
Team little e remember I like my steak rare.And please wear something better than that ape shirt. between that shirt and the smell you all put off. We will have cats spraying everywhere you all sit down. :D

Vinnelina, you'll be doing the cooking, so make your steak however you want it. I'll take mine rare also, thank you.

You haven't, nor will you, shoot even (54) on THIS layout of the Beast, I'll guarantee it. You better just make sure you don't lose your team too many strokes to El CHILE!!!!!!!

As for what I'll be wearing, that's a secret. But I will agree to put on some cologne so I'll smell nice when you're KISSING MY ARSE!

I will make you all a bun cake so my butt will not be the only bun kissed :D

here is a better one, I know you carry baby wips in your bag to wash off the ivy, bring extra cause you will be cleaning all of little e's arses after they shrit themselves :D

I've squeked a 55 on the BEAST w/ a straight up 6 on hole 18 :D

My money is on Rebelution.. V-MAN are you the captain of this kick there *** ship???

Ok I've had a revelation an all junior team "Team Punkalution" little punks making old men get on their knees and beg for mercy. :D:D:D

Oh my Marka - spouting off at the lips again... you'd drool less if you didn't have so many holes in it... I know your envious of my game - heck any game at all would be an improvement for ya'. Team Rebelution is going on safari and we have your Cro-Magnon, knuckle draging, schit slingin', finger smellin' bug eatin' apes in our sites... you don't worry about my game or anyone elses game on this side of the fence, you just worry about keeping your monkeys from trying to return to thier natural environment - the deep rough OB!

I am SOO thankful for evolution! Seems genetic sequences are passed on from generation to generation. Putting skills come from the female contributor to the whole equation, thank God. Martyr's lack of skill in the DG department have skipped a generation. Evolution continues to improve on the imperfect, giving me a leg up on the less fortunate members of my family. And Martyr's lack of nookie will only solidfy the continuing improvement of the species.

SCHMACK!

Matt H. Austin:
Vinnie ain't no captain, just a recruit brought in to try to deal with an overwhelming force, Texas State Masters Champ El Chile (you remember, the guy that wore you out in Burnet?).

Matt H. Houston:
Bring it, boy. Whenever you're ready for Punkafoolshun to get punked, I know some "old men" that will be happy to oblige. You need a lesson in respect, junior, and your teachers are waiting on you.

Benji:
LOL. Much improved in the "smack that makes sense" department. Complete sentences and everything. Wow. You must be taking instruction from whoever Mark V. is learning from. Oh wait, that would be me. Well, you seem to have good potential, at least. Too bad your game has maxed out though. To paraphrase your idol, "Semi-pro For Life!"

Bobby, my son:
You know that no matter how wayward you become, I'll always be here for you when you grow up. That's what fathers are for. I understand this rebellious phase you're going through, and I want you to know that I too, have felt the frustration of not measuring up to a daddy figure. Its part of life, don't be too hard on yourself.

In the good news/bad news department, the two teams are nearing a settlement on a date. Good news for TE, bad news for Team Tatersalad.

Is there going to be a video availible for this thing? I wish that I was gonna be able to watch it live!!!

Ok I've had a revelation an all junior team "Team Punkalution" little punks making old men get on their knees and beg for mercy. :D:D:D



Bring it, kid. :)

Your game and a permission slip....

Y'all probably stated it somewhere in this fray, but what is the format? Y'all should at least consider one round or 9 holes of the mixmaster format (preferably nine holes in the roped open and nine holes in the woods). It is the most fun at TTC and requires captains that can analyze each player's strengths, strategize and think on their feet.

and requires captains that can analyze each player's strengths, strategize and think on their feet.



These guys thinking...now dat was funny :eek:

When mad skills like this come naturally we dont have to put to much thought into it.

look out there Nelly...once Atwood blows up, I will turn up the [*****] talk in your direction...I can not believe you guys made it so easy for me(same card)

Atplastic,
I will take your $10 bet!!!!!! Our MA1 Div. is going to spank your little, bare monkey arses!!!!!! When were done with those apes they will be sucking their thumbs in the fetal position. Thinking "Find a happy place!!!"

If you haven't noticed yet, I play better under pressure.

we will see about that...got your lights ready

Yup and the brewha

If you haven't noticed yet, I play better under pressure.



Nelly I didnt know that you really played Disc Golf I thought you were out there to carry Mark's bag :D

I know my game is not good enough to talk smack to Nelle...I fear the day she kicks my [*****]...Has come close a couple of times already...

Thanks Nix, youre a good guy /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I was going to talk more smack till she mentioned brewha,then I got distracted :p

did someone say, brewha?

the "carrying mark's bag," comment was pretty darn funny too. sorry Nell.

It's Nelly :p

Has anyone ever seen me carrying Marks bag? Really, it didnt make sense. :confused:

Never seen you carry his bag. It wouldn't be difficult to tell because his bag is <font color="pink">pink</font>, the official color of Team PabstBlueRibbon.

Danielle, nelly, nell carter, bully..whatever. :DI guess the joke said to me that women are subordinates to men, which is totally sexist and a good fit for the schmack talking going on here.

kinda like the joke... why are women's feet generally smaller than a man's? :o

Has anyone ever seen me carrying Marks bag? Really, it didnt make sense. :confused:



As a Great Female Disc Golfer from Texas once said "I say things to be funny not to be mean" :D

Watch the Nell Carter comment! Give Me a Break!! :D
Why are womens feet smaller Martin?

so they can stand closer to the sink. please don't hit me with a disc.

wish i knew how to get your girl to read the board tasker! That would be the end of you!

:eek: DO IT. DO IT.

Dear Future Mrs. T,
Please read the previous posts. I believe that Mr. T will have life long dish duty and will have to walk behind you seven steps. See the Marriage Manual chapter 1 titled "Once Bi-Weekly" to inform him of the proper punishment he will be receiving, or should I say not receiving.

Yours Truley,
Nell Carter

ouch!

no need to take away my "medicine"

ps. why do women not wear watches? :D

why martin?

Hey Martin, I'm at home watching Festus trying to get out of a pinch. Come to think of it, I'm online waiting for the same thing. :D

yup, waiting. :D

reason: they don't need to wear watches cause there is already a clock on the stove. :eek:

I am soo going down.

Ya funny, really funny. Keep it up. :mad:



:D

soo

To: TechNICAL Support

Dear Sir,
Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected :(

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run and nothing else.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!


Thanks,

Dear sir,


This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed !!

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Worries Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).

You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this major IT problem of yours will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1, Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.

note: Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.



regards,

Amit.

(MT I thought you might like this)

I can already feel that teebird heat-seeking my head. ;)

you know I got all the respect in the world for you gals. now, get me a beer. do it. :cool:

I remember seeing that one, james. tell this one to wife tonight. it got me a one way ticket to sofa street.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?

"A man once told me..." :eek:

Martin, you say you feel the heat seeking, some have seen the real damage done to the stomach of a woman not even mad at me. School is out so am I. See ya'll tomorrow!!!!

I'd like to interrupt this feud between Team Evolution and Team 3teethbetweenthe8ofthem to say a few nice things about the life of Mr. Tasker. It was an unfortunately short one. He was cut down in the prime of life by a well placed Teebird.

He was, by all accounts (save one), a great guy. He was loyal to his Tennessee Vols and to his Red Rock brethren. Capable of wit and wisdom on the board, we all (save one) will miss his banter.

Rest in peace, Martin.


<font size=1>Danielle, don't worry. I know a good lawyer. You'll beat the rap easy.</font>

Geniuses. Absolute Geniuses, I tell ya. Yes, by all means, let's get Nelle all p.o.'d and fired up.

Bye-bye, P.J., bye-bye TR. :)

Team E will be in action this weekend. Please look toward the upper ends of your local leader boards. Thank you.

I have to get on this thread to have any chance of even keeping up with marka in the post-count-whores wars!

You start up a thread about your kid kicking my arse and one ostensibly to ask about "Texas Chatters" going to World's and I'M the post *****? Posting on this thread to keep your pathetic hopes of EVER catching me in post counts alive? Puhfreakinlease.

My smack posts on this thread were all asked for by those hillbillies, just like you asked for this one, and I'm usually on topic, even if its a stupid topic.

Don't throw brick posts if you live in a glass message board...or something like that. :)

Now pick a winner already! :)

I remember when I was a meer 280 posts behind you, marka. Now it over 400! And I've been on a post-whoring binge like none before! You can't be caught. I check the message board like every three seconds, and this dang thread has 21 or 34 new posts every time! Gahhh! You're unstoppable! :D

I'll have to bring The Kid out of retirement and come down there with the 4-strong Team Rhettribution to do to you in actual disc golf what I can't get done via post-whoring! :)

With as much as Rhett posts, you'd think he's from Texas....

With as much as Rhett posts, you'd think he's from Texas....



That's because he wishes he was. Don't you recognize LSE when you see it?

And Rhett, posting more stuff that I'd want to post on is a very interesting, albeit* unusual strategy to catch up to my totals.







*Tony, since you can speak to their kind, would you mind translating that word for the TR members that may be pulling their only brain muscle right now? Thanks, you're a good man.

Don't throw brick posts if you live in a glass message board...or something like that. :)




best post today

I've been to Texas a few times. It's a nice place to visit.

I do believe that i single handedly crushed Team R at Mace's event today.

I was the only rep for my team today in Fort Worth, shot -17 for the day, took 3rd place in open. That would mean that Team E's average at Z-Boaz today was -17.

Although they were stronger in number, I don't think that Team R's average was double digits :( :oWe'll have to wait until Mace posts scores.

I too want to announce that a member of Team R tried their hardest to take me down at my home course but failed, bless her little heart. Eventhough I was out numbered by the Rebel hecklers, even at my own house, I overcame their negativity and prevailed. I did not want to let our fearless leader Marka witness a fellow Team E members defeat. And I was further heckled at the after party while playing pool. Again out numbered by Rebels including Mark Vargas and Patty Justice along with there cheerleader Mitch Justice. In a friendly game of pool I was reminded that I still had five balls on the table and Mrs. Rebel herself had only two. The heckling continued, I thought of my fellow Team E members and knew I could not let them down. After the Rocky song was done playing in my mind, I cleared the table, leaving only the 8 ball. Yes, you guessed it, I won and watched the Team R members wipe tears from their eyes. So TEAM EVOLUTION not only is better at disc golf but at pool as well. I did it for TEAM EVOLUTION!!!

And the beatings will continue until moral....aw, to heck with with it. We'll just continue the beatings.

Rebel yeah could be heard all over nach!!!!!!! :D

Yelling out of disappointment or were there sheep in Nach? Team Doublewide sure is quiet today. Maybe it is the bare foot in their mouths. Come on guys, you dont have anything to brag about do you? Scores, match ups, how did ya do? :o

Well, Nelle, they could brag that their Semi-Pro wasn't DFL? Or that their MA1's made it into bottom end cash? Of course, with our Hero finishing many strokes ahead of their Semi-Pro and our OMB even cashing in MA1, they might wanna be quite about those things too.

You can't blame them.

how bout your master match up this weekend(sorry my bro chili for bringing it up)
He played well but fell short of raising the little e flag :D
I make sure I keep you all posted of any chances.

I can not wait till we have this challenge.

I can't wait to hear the excuses when we destroy little e "it wasn't a fair match up", "Team R brought in ringers", "The total stroke system doesn't show all the wins we had in each division." Blah, Blah, Blah.

You Girls get ready to cry, cuz the beating of a lifetime is about to happen to you.

They keep putting us off, we want to do it ASAP, but the little e's don't want to do it until late June. You know the longer you put it off, the worse of a beating you will get. We know all you are trying to do is create more time to try and get better, so that you might have a chance at beating us. well what you dumb apes didn't think of is the more time you put this off, the better we are getting, the worst of a beating you will take.

Let�s get this thing going, so we TEAM REBELUTION have the rest of the year to throw it in your face.

Viva La Rebelution!!!

I am sorry if so many TD's are asking Team E to send their Champions to their tournies. "Please come so the little people can have someone to look up to" they say. We are ready to give Team Fifthwheel the disc golf clinic they asked for. So hitch your house to your clunker and bring it!

You know they can't hitch the house to the clunker, they burned all the tires last year catfishing.

someone asked The APes to play in their event.
All the people I work with are laughing at me..... I am rolling around on the ground laughing my [*****] off.
Thanks nellie (look more little e's)

Has anyone ever seen an APe groming themselfs, now picture hero eatin bugs out of atwoods arse.
Now all you all can join me on the floor :D

ha!

**** V! After i "give" you Nolan for State Dubs :D, you gotta go and say something like that? I have to admit, it's a pretty good one! Disgusting visual!

Still not as disgusting as the visual of you tossing Troy's salad! :o

Still not as disgusting as the visual of you tossing Troy's salad! :o




Y'all think he's kidding?

What did you think the entrance exam for Vinnie's admission to Team Headcheesesandwich was? Hey man, he musta wanted on that team really bad.

Hope it was worth it Vinnie.

BTW, I am NOT joining you on the floor. You got cousins for that.

LOL. :eek:

Have we set a date for this little party.Mark its going to be fun .am looking forward to playing against you.GO TEAM E.

I might of not known what I was signing up for, but it turning into a lot of fun.
You all siffer out when APe mating season is over,pick the height of the growing season for bananas,and when MONKeY sheading is at an end. We can do this.
Rebels are born ready!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D

Well, it's not a song, but simply an onomatopoeia. OMG, Team R will never know what i'm talking about, onomatopoeia contains far too many letters for them to decifer. Anyway, it sounds like this:

OOH-OOH-AAH-AAH (grunt-grunt) OOH-OOH-AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!

BTW, I'm the 3rd Ape carrying the <font color="red"> knife </font>

TR: "Whas a onomonopeea?"
TE: "Just take it easy Bubba before you hurt yourself."


BTW John, I'm the guy throwing the disc. It was modeled after my perfect form. :)

Team R's fight song is the Dueling Banjos.
"you sure do got a pirty mouth"
"you look like a **** pig, i betcha you can squeal like one too"

Starring Ben Poole as "Ned Beatty."

Starring Ben Poole as "Ned Beatty."

:o:o:o:o:o

Low Mark, even for you :D

Well atleast we can play a banjo. The only song you all know is the beating of your chest to determine who is the dominate SILVeR BACK.
You know why they sent a monkey in space? Cause a hillbilly is smart enough to know that was a one way ticket :D

actually, the first monkey the US sent into space did have a ticket back, but drowned when floatation devices failed. :D

those floatation devices were made by the hillbillys.

So NeLLY you want me to bring you a floaty? :D

Only if ya want to take a ride in a space shuttle.

snap!

Vinnie got outsmacked by a girl!

pssst....that wasn't outsmacked.
but now for some real smacking..... :D
So when we going to do this?

the fight song for TeAM e is from the cartoon.
George of the jungle.
You know watch out for that tree
or how about from the tv show The monkeys.
Lets try this on Hey Hey we are the monkeys always monkeying around....
I am going to find that video of the monkey fingering his butt then licking his finger. I will porst for all to see. :D
And this whole deliverence thing you all are farting out....yeah we might think you all have pretty mouths but keep in mind we would be donin the pitchin and of course you all would be catchin :o

That video of the monkey picking his but ,what is that a home movie at vinnies house.SMACK!!!!!!!!

Atplastic,
I think you need to give your own teammates some SCHMACK talking lessons!!!!!!

Hey, hey we're the monkeys, we're always monkeing around. We're to busy winning to see you hillbillys around!!

What? That wasn't smack. That really is one of Vinnie's home movies. Didn't you notice the detail with which he described it?

Okay, I grow weary of talking anyway. I'm anxious to put a whooping on you hillbillies. TR Co-Captains, please contact me today so we can set a date for your team's humiliation.

Look on the bright side, after we get this over with at least the beating you're taking in the smack department will be over. Of course, you'll have to live with losing for a year, but life's hard.

Unfortunately, Bobby will get to see the new and improved Atwood putting game next weekend in San Saba, but I feel confident that he won't be able to put it to use in his own game.

As soon as Team Toofless is ready to roll, the beatings will commence.

Gary, how's the marshall recruitment coming?

Gary wouldnt accept my resume for marshall. I cant imagine why not. :confused: :D

Haven't seen anything since the early flurry of activity. I hope that everyone is just waiting to see when the official date is.

Remember the email address is chimpyuns.cup.deputy.services@lsdga.com

at the ROCK last night Team E and Team B beat Team R. :)

ha ha ha!!!

You guys might have won a small battle, But you will lose the war!!!!!

Team evillution total player rating>7329...ave 916
Team rebelpollution >7355...ave 919

pretty darn close :p

what you mean two pro masters beat me and and am!
Try to focus on head up matches.
Seeware why don't you worry about becoming the marshall, instead of "why didn't I get to play on a team?"
I will play any member of TeAm e.
And you are right that was a home video of I filmed at Atplastic's last TeAM e meeting.where you all were checking what each other had eatin the night before :D

Lets name the date of your DOOM.

I am ready and I think that everyone else is ready also. The sooner the better.


Look on the bright side, after we get this over with at least the beating you're taking in the smack department will be over



Your Right the beating is the fact that we're having to listen to you blow holes, talk stupid smack. But we all know that the next beating that Team Rebelution will take from you is the beating of having to listen to TeAM eVOLUTION cry and *****$ about how we kicked their ars so bad. How it wasn't fair. Blah Blah Blah.

I can hear it already.

Viva La Rebelution!!!

Mark V you have REBEL mail!!

I will play any member of TeAm e.




Why don't you come out here and say that? Today? Straight up, no strokes. $10? One time offer?

Skeert?

You hear me boy?

Hey V. i am not worroed about being on a either TEAM. To me its all alot of HOT AIR from both sides. We have PDGA events to prove who is the better player so not rel sure why you A-holes have to even have this thread. and are you calling Paul Berlind a PRO??

oh yea sounds like you were CALLED OUT BY MR ATWOOD.

A holes, that was way harsh. I feel like throwing my metal mini now.

please do it has a NICE RING TO IT

He's skeert, Team B. Of you AND me.

You sure do have a purty mouth boy, come heer. But put on a hat the glare is killing me.

Team Boohooalution, you are in quiet a pissy mood aren't you?

Be nice, he's helping me gig Vinnie. Like a frog.

Something about being called an ******* does not sit with me well. Especially from someone who lives to be one. :o

okay not all of you are A-holes is that better. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

C-dub, call him and tell him I'm calling him out. I don't wanna hear no "I didn't know," B.S..

Thanks Chris, that was nice of you. But which ones are not a-holes?

Oh Viiiiiinnnnniiiiieeee, come out to Plaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Skeert! Of an OMB!

C'mon Country Boy!

At least the girls will play me.

where and when?

well?

I can't hear you

Enough already, set the date officially, or do I have to make a call as the SC.

And no I don't know chimp slang

Go back a page redneck. I been calling you out for an hour!

stay clear gary, I don't want to see you bit by a chimp or beat by a hillbilly

Well, or can you not read that fast?

You need me to repost it all for you?

Waiting.....waiting.....waiting..........

you talking about the burnet jungle?
how about half way
The Rock and I will use one disc and you pick it

and?

so?

come on post king!
I see I went to flex bone crush with all this

Skeert! Like I said. A big bad pro against lil' ole me and he wants his home course. Mommy......!


No strokes, straight up, all the discs you want, my course, today! $10, and I'll pay your gas here if I lose! And I'll buy you a beer!

No excuses, my only advantage is my course, your's is that your a big bad pro. What do ya say?

I don't have my bag, but I take you. Can I use one of your bananas?
TIME?

As soon as you can bring you raggedy arse down here. I'll loan you some discs.

Shot me directions from Dell

DO IT DO IT!

Not scared of the chimps, though some of those hillbillies are troublesome. If I have to be there, get the course ready, and line up the marshalls(spectators), I need to know the date.

I know that chimps and hillbillies use different calendars, but you should have been able to work something out by now.

I didn't think Millennium made discs that float Vinnie. Maybe Mark could lend you a Dolphin so you can get it back when it goes swimming.

Vinnie the course record for 9 holes is 8 under (I choked on Hole 1). Don't get lost on the way to Burnet . That would not be a good excuse. :D

We are just waiting on Team Bubba.

Just go north on I-35 like you're going to Rivery, exit HWY 29 and take a left (west for you rednecks following along at home). That takes you right to Burnet. Once you get into town, 3rd light is HWY 281 take a left (or South if you're a Rebel) and just go for a couple miles until you see the rec center on your left. Pull in and go around to the right and go behind the main building. Tee #1 is behind the main building in the corner of the parking lot. You can tell me what time you'll be here for your lesson or just call me when you hit town at 830-385-9682.

You better bring someone's bag. You're gonna need it. Oh and bring my $10.

I am on my way!!!!!

I'll be waiting.

Team Rebelution should have a date soon now. I spoke with Troy and he will be contacting rebels tonight. Hopefully we can have a date by tommorow sometime. We will be in contact with Atplastic tonight, that is if he has the energy after Vinnie whoops up on his arse!!!!!!!!

You might need to find a new Pro Master. Vinnie will go home in shame and sell all his discs on eBay tonight.

I'll be around later relaxing with a big smile on my face if you guys can figure out how to dial the phone.

(Here's a hint, if you touch all the pretty number buttons in the order I gave you, my voice will appear like magic in the talking end of the phone.)

But they dont have numbers on the tin cans with the strings.

But they dont have numbers on the tin cans with the strings.




BOOM, that girls has got GAME!!!!

In both fields of the competition!!

You forget Danielle and I use the same phone, but I have to dial for because she has not gained full control of her ape fingers!!

Watch it boy, you want dinner tonight or not?

Well, just finished with a great round of putting practice. I await Team R's Master.

Should be a lot of fun...
















...for me!

Mark if you beat Vinnie, I'm buying you a 12 pack of your choice.
By the way, did I ever pay you a dollar for that ace run at live oak??

Why yes you did Josh and thank you.

Better ice 'em down. I'm off to pick up my caddy from school!

Well what happened?

just saw nik's avatar

man down.....man down

LMBO NIK :D

About 4 and a half years ago, a City Secretary, who was trying to learn a little about disc golf to help him learn how to design a course at the new rec center in his hometown, was pointed toward a local pro named Vinnie Miller. Miller was one of the main guys at a course in Old Settler's Park in Round Rock, which at the time was the closest disc golf course to Burnet.

He was extremely nice to this newbie, and invited him out for his first round of disc golf ever and to be his doubles partner that Sunday at his home course, to teach him a little about the sport.

Well today, the student gave the lesson.



EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent...and way to go...that perpetuates my motto

"Always enjoy a casual round with a new player, chances are that is how you started"

if it wasn't for some awesome people introducing me to this game and letting me shank one shot after another in their prescence..I probably would have walked away discouraged.

Nahh...I was hooked day one :D but the effort is what counts....help the lost looking guy find the next hole and see if he wants to jump in.

I'm speachless. Well done Mark. Vinnie I guess no course record for you. I hope that your team of Rebels still want you on the team. Being beaten by a 800 plus rated player can leave a mark! :eek:

OUCH!! who would have THUNK IT. appears we have another dragon slayer in our presence. Well at least 1 dragon has been slayed. When I played atwood I BEAT HIM! CONGRATS Mark way to back up your SMACK TALK.

PS Josh I think mark wold like a nice 12 pack of some imports cold for San Saba.

CONFIDENCE GRASS HOPPER :D

Make that a player who's rating will probably dip below 800 with the next update, mate. :D

Took me two playoff holes to git 'er done. I dam near **** myself! :)

PS Josh I think mark wold like a nice 12 pack of some imports cold for San Saba.



Josh has already called. He's gonna try to make it for the mini on Saturday and will be bringing my 12PK with him. :)

Confidence. Thanks C-dub! :)

Great Mark, now Team Cowtipping will never agree to a date for the challenge...

Well done...

Well done Mark, well done! :o:D:cool:

Vinnie, say it aint soooooooo

I'm speechless!!!! I still need a confirmation from vinnie.

Read All About It!!!!!!!

Atplastic backs up schmack talk
at his local course. WTG

Rivalry aside nice shooting Mark!!!

Enjoy It!!!!!

Rivalry back!!!!!

It won't last long Atplastic,will choke the next time he plays. From the pressure to perform on a level he can't handle. Don't miss that putt everyone is watching you now!!!!! :D

I haven't read where this happened. I can only assume y'all played hole #15 at Cameron. :eek:

Way to set the trap. BAIT the the HOOK !! Look all the monkeys are kooking. :D V-man i think you have some bites.

Look, this monkey can't type. Good job Mark!!

James hasn't lost a step!

Atwood, Was Obi Wan Kanobi, (me), there in spirit telling you, "use your putter, Mark, you can do it......"

Yes Paul, you're influence was there. When I stepped up to a scary putt on the 1st playoff hole, 30+' to the basket with creek about 20' behind it, I knew I had made putts like that before (with you in Lago dubs). Vinnie was parked so it was all or nothing. Nailed it. After that I knew I was good to go. :)

Mark is tha shizzle! HAHAHAHAHA

Thas rite, ma' nizzle.

Where you at Roc, where you at?

Roc is drunk! He is chillin in Margaritaville!!!!!!! I'll toast this one to MARKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Good thing I wasn't there) :D

Well it looks like the old saying is true.

"You play down to your competition"

I would put money on that Vinnie whips your ars the next time.

Hell, I'll put money that I can come to your home course and whip your asssssss.

What do ya say?

Next Friday?

I will be headed out Thursday night for San Saba, I can take an hour or so to come down to your course and destroy you on Friday.

Vinnie don't worry about it, every dog has his day, and a blind squirrel finds a nut once.

Good job Marka, You are King of your course, oh I�m sorry, didn't mean to offend you, I meant QUEEN of your course.

Looks like June 27th, though I haven't talked to everyone on Team Rebelution, but looks like that is where it is headed.

Marka sorry I didn't call tonight, but I had a soccer game. Lets talk this weekend if you are going to be home. Oh and thanks for the link that you sent me, Oh wait you never did send it.

Viva La Rebelution

Yes little e beat me by 1. The course requires more than a roc and an exp to get around it. The whole thing would have been different if I would have had my putter. But the two disc handicap made for a close round and a very enjoyable. I will say the boy is finally strattle putting. I have told him for a long time the advantages of this style. And as promised I will post a review of the course on the Burnet thread.
And lets get this challenge over, Its time for the war to be waged

Are my APE eyes reading this correctly?

Way to go FEARLESS LEADER!

LMAO!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is just the beginning when we take all of Team WhiskeyTango behind the tool shed and whip there arses!!!!! BRING IT ON BUBBA'S!!

I knew you could do it Mark. OUR FEARLESS LEADER!

so what were your scores?

It was tight all the way Chris. I never was better than -2 and I think Vinnie was never better than -1 and that was after the first few holes.

It went back and forth with both of us staying around flat for most of the round. I hit a sweet putt on #7, with 2 holes to go, to go back to -1 with a 1 stick lead. We stepped up to the last hole with the same score and I was crapping in my draws. :)

I had a terrible drive and a worse upshot leaving me way out for par, and Vinnie had a bad drive and clanked off the band from waaaaaay out for bird. I missed and took a 4 he dropped in for par and we ended 18 flat and even.

Two playoff holes later (including a monster scary putt by me to push it to #2 when his drive was parked) and I walked away smiling. :)

BTW, I'm not stupid. I know what a great Pro Vinnie is and that he handicapped himself by thinking he could navigate that course with just a Roc and an EXP. With his whole bag, he could vie for the course record and handle me 90% of the time.

But confidence and some nice putting goes a long way. Even for a barely cashing former Rec player, who's rating is still solidly in the Rec division. :)

I spoke with Mark shortly after the round, and got a play by play of several holes. The excitment in Marks voice was uplifting. This is what disc golf is all about. They had a great round, and Mark played very well. It was really cool of V-man to play with only two discs, and kept it very close. Mucho props to my homie for handing one of the best in Texas a little humility!
A good day for disc golf indeed!

Good shooting again atplastic!!!! These are the times I love this sport the most, good fun competition. Everyone leaves friends. What sportsmanship between a Top Pro and a newly confident Am player. ;)

http://members.aol.com/bjames1033/Mark.gif

A) What Team Ape needs to do

B) Team Ape shows the Rebels how to not stink

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/Monkeys2/images/socks.jpg
One of Team E gets ready for a round

http://members.aol.com/bjames1033/monkeymess.jpg Sombody has some explaining to do

http://members.aol.com/bjames1033/stonemonkey.jpg
Ah, I am not quite sure what to say about this one :o

Very nice Pizza. I can see that you've used the whole "evolution theory - man from monkeys" theme to create some brilliant humor. That's good stuff and I applaud you.

Now, if you guys wanna see some REAL interesting pictures, our crack investigative team, who has been keeping a close eye on these redencks, to insure us that they weren't up to anything underhanded, has released this photo of Team Rebelution Headquarters. It was taken with a zoom lens so as not to get too close and disturb the starving family of pit bulls that undoubtedly sleep under the place.

Here ya go.













http://www.earlpitts.com/images/yard-small.jpg

I first found this web site years ago.

Team Rebolution home web page (http://mytrailerpark.com/)

Congrats Mr Atwwod.June 27 sounds good to me .Hey Jethro Vargas do me and you have a little side bet for Live Oak on may Ist.

can anyone come to watch this trash talk competition? if so please post the time,day,location,thanks.

they have not officially announded the date of doom

Even though you don't have any faith in me, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. Nix!

I have faith in ya Bob-O, its your ability I question!!









:D


just kidding my friend! You asked for that one! Thanks for the well wishes...

Happy B-Day Nix, see you soon

This must be Baby-Hero's competition...........

Team R's junior...........
http://www.thegreenwichfamily.com/jake/JakeBubbaTeeth.jpg

Awwwww, how sweet and they even let him wear the only shirt that the household owns. Daddys gonna need that back now ya hear.

I wan't nothing to do with this battle! Here's a funny pic though! I have no idea which team this guy is on! :D


http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/07_chat_n_fat_1/fatbrush.jpg

STILL no date? WTF????
:o:( :mad:/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :p ;) :D

It takes Team Didntfinish2ndGrade a while to read and answer email and phone calls. I know the date but I dont think I can say when yet.

cool. i know the tentative also...just wondering when its FO SHO!

Hey Team Catitswhatsfordinner, you have a PM.

Apparently, not only do these rednecks like peanuts in their Coke while they cheer for race car drivers that only know how to turn left, but they ain't too good with recent history neither.

Embarrassed by his Pro Master representative falling on a short birdie course to a rec rated player, TR Co-Captain, Troy "I have a Rebel Flag over my front window because my dog ate all the curtains in the trailer" Soules has decided that he can do better.

This Friday, taking a break from his whooping and hollerin at San Saba to prepare for yet another TR defeat, he has decided to challenge me to defend Vinnie "All I need is a Roc to beat you, well maybe not" Miller's honor.

He has offered me the same bet and is graciously driving to Burnet Friday afternoon to hand me my money just like Vinnie did. Am I gonna get to take out all these little banjo pickers before Team Evolution has a chance to even join in on the fun?

Maybe Shannon "What team am I on again" Fosdick is free the following weekend?

Troy, do us both a favor. Bring your whole bag. I wouldn't want folks to accuse you of being a copycat by using Vinnie's excuse after I kick your sorry butt all over the course.

Mark, I have a feeling that if you keep up that smack talk there might be a shiny bald dome following you around. The theory of evolution says that those animals who constantly provoke predators get eaten. Be scareful!

DUDE! My name sure came up enough times in your little rant.
I though it was a fun round with a little poking fun..... Don't over load the tolit, you may get shrit on u

C'mon Vinnie, you know that will be one of Mark's fondest memories for the rest of his life. He will be retelling the story of how he beat the teacher to everyone that will listen at the retirement home when he is old and gray.

Ok the news that you all have been waiting for.

You wanted it, now you have it.

Team ehIshitmyself Vs. Team REBELution

The first Champions Cup will be played on the th of June in the year of 2004.

This will be the day so everyone mark your calander for the th of June. Be there to watch history in the making. come and see the beast like you have never seen it before.

Come and Cheer on your favorite Players and Team.

There you go, fresh of the press. The day that everyone has been waiting for.

June th, 2004 :D

27th

27th

27th

Volunteer marshalls (well more like referees) are still being looked for. Apply at chimpyuns.cup.marshalls@lsdga.com

Alright, we have a date. Team Evolution members please mark that date down and if there are any probs with it, let me know immediately.

I am anxious to put this whipping in the books, so that we can move on to more worthy and challenging pursuits. Like walking the dogs and rearranging our sock drawers.

June 27th (or "th" as the hillbillies call it) is the day after The McKinney Open. This will be a great event and I know some folks are driving down from it to witness our match in Waco the next day. Included among those will be our Champions Cup TD and Gold Toothed Beast Major Domo, Gary Duke. So, go support the McKinney Open then drive on down to Waco to watch the butt kicking of the year as the evolved disc golfers force the bubbas among us to comprehend the word "whipping" as it applies to themselves.

And for those who are curious, Rebel leader Troy will be here on my turf on Friday for a taste of what he'll be getting that day in June. Bring my money, junior.

See Vinnie, I didn't mention your name once that time. :)

I will be there as an official heckler, crowd control, bouncer, OB caller and anything else needed.

This clash of cultures (I should trade mark that) will be the day after the McKinney Open which I will be running. Play McKinney then come to Waco and see this clash of smack on a course that will test them all.

Should be a fun weekend.

Atwood playing for money...just does not seem right :o

Atwood playing for money...just does not seem right :o


He will be playing to pay some money

I think not V-man. After you, Troy will be like whipping up on my 8yr. old. :)

BTW, I still have your ten dollar bill, if you wanna come get it back. Its in a frame with a spotlight aimed at it on my office wall. :)

so the Mckinney Open is a 1 day B-tier??

Sat-Sun, Jun 26-27, 2004
Chris Himing
McKinney, TX USA 512-289-2299
Tier: B

oh yea and ATWOOD what is up with Food for Flying Solo tourney??? I think that tourney might be a little more important than this PISSING MATCH. well at least I hope so.
Classification: Pro-Am

C-dub, you're absolutely right. I just left them another message saying if I didn't have this wrapped up by today or tomorrow at the latest that we'd get someone else to do the food. I'll holla.

Gonna have some info about FSM today, so keep an eye on that thread.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled pissing match. :D

Talk about a pissing match! Is someone not getting enough attention. Jeeze. You can always be a Marshall.

NO THANKS! ya'll have Fun now here.

Thanks Mark. I will let the folks know as soon as I hear from you.

C'mon Boomalution, you know you're gonna be there. How could you possibly stay away? :)

Besides, we need good officials and hecklers. Get your marshall application in to Gary immediately!

so the Mckinney Open is a 1 day B-tier??

Sat-Sun, Jun 26-27, 2004
Chris Himing
McKinney, TX USA 512-289-2299
Tier: B




The McKinney Open will be a 1-day C-tier. Last year it was a 1-day B-tier. Same 100% payout and all that good stuff. Sunday is a free day.

Not a free day, its a day of doom.

thanks Chris

Mark are you going to demoralize my partner before this weekend? Beat him into the ground. I have been silent thus far about team whatsyourfavoriterecipeforcarp thing, but it is time to play. :D