Without it you'd probably be looking more like Jay. You need the ancestral advantage of being English to maintain my level of coloration. I'm smelling a little jealousy here I believe.

You're smelling yourself

I'm smelling a long drive for naught for Dr. Load on Sunday. Rich is contemplating going somewhere in PA where all the holes are something like 200' which is hosting their first ever PDGA event. He feels he can take his game there and punk the locals (http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/hackajoe/KuKluxKueers/headquarters.jpg) on the ace runs. He hasn't taken into consideration that ace runs is all that these people have been doing for a decade now and are probably pretty good at it. I suspect he might utilize his new friend the Goblin (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/goblin.html) a lot in this effort which he has to date failed to add to his official bag rundown. Tsk Tsk.

do i sense you doubt i can cash? i've been wondering what the course is like at boulder woods. the namw alone is cool! plus i need to throw in an extra event or two to even us up in case it's close at the end and you start complaining about how you played more events and watered down your total.

if i do bring home cash it will not bode well for you! i dare say lunch may cost you more thaan your winnings this year!

i dare say lunch may cost you more thaan your winnings this year!




I'm not sure even you (http://www.clanisb.org/~strad/~JUNK/Teh%20Rest/hooters-big.jpg) as The Load can eat $87 worth of food at Hooters. (http://pirate4x4.net/mstevens/uploads/hooters_girls.jpg)

darn. i took a perfectly good oppurtunity to pad my lead and tossed in in the crapper.
seem to have tweaked my achilles during the second round, but i was just playing awful so i can't blame it on that. missing mandos on 2 of the first 5 holes sunk me.

i did can an 80 footer and a 50 footer through traffic during the first round and was putting pretty well all day. driving was another story, especially when the wind whupped up off the lake.

i would recommend boulder woods, as it was a nice little technical course, only 1 hour north of 695 off 83. nice lake and other stuff around and probably nice and shady during the hot summer months. i definitely will be going back.
anyway, current standings are:
The Evil One: Events-13, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$8.27
Your Disc Golf Loser: Events-14, Total Winnings-$87.50, Average Winnings-$6.25

I think you're leaving out the best part of the story. The Load was in a two person Masters field. All he has to do is beat one other person and he gets his first ever professional win. He has a two stroke lead after the first round. Unfortunately for Dr. Evil his destiny (http://www.csh.rit.edu/~grahams/nrh/full/Crapper.jpg) is too much to overcome.

Did you moes play anywhere this weekend or take the holiday off?

took off.

next weekend i have a family trip so Hawk gets a free shot at the monthly to make up the gap in cash AND points....stay tuned.

next weekend i have a family trip so Hawk gets a free shot at the monthly to make up the gap in cash AND points....stay tuned.




Translation: I can't believe I'm still in this thing, let alone clinging to a small lead. Fearful of direct public humiliation I have taken to playing in events that Your Disc Golf Hero feels are beneath him in hopes of getting a free pass to some ca$h. I'll be limiting any direct head to head confrontations to those days when my horoscope and biorhythm charts say I have a shot.

hey, you should be grateful of a free shot at cash. you haven't made a move at all at closing the gap since i roared by you, and the one time you had me head to head, you folded and dropped 3 or 4 strokes to me on the last 4 holes to allow me to tie you! i don't think you can handle the pressure of being near my greatness....

and besides, i'll make it up to you by giving you a head-to-head thrashing this week in the BB league...

This fear of the head to head confrontation is why you are considering a VA monthly tour in hopes of finding some easy pickings.

no, just to even up the amount of events played so you don't start cryin about me playing less events than you...

plus i like the courses in spotsy! :D

I'm not sure you're physically capable of playing as many events in a year as me. Do you want me to take some time off?

no, your body will start breaking down over the course of the year anyway unless you can manage to keep up your juice doses, witness barry bonds....

My kind of juice (http://www.cookbookwiki.com/images/0/0b/AppleJuice.jpg) will see me through. Your supplements (http://jaroschbakery.com/g/04-pastries.jpg) on the other hand aren't as likely to be successful.

so far my regimen seems to be winning out...and it tastes better.

There's still a long hot (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17211.jpg) summer for you to struggle through.

Why was there no Hawk-spotting at the Grange this weekend???

hawk is scared to play at the grange or hawk hollow. i had to talk him into loriella, and so far i think it is the only spotsy course he hs played. i would whup him like the loser he is at the grange.... :D

I'm thinking Hawk might be the man to beat on the Tiki course, which everyone knows is the best course at The Grange.

Why was there no Hawk-spotting at the Grange this weekend???



Bump Baby,

Rich and I have to limit the distance we travel. In my case it's a matter of the complex security arrangements that have to be made when I make a public appearance. As part of his parole Rich can only go so far from home unless it's work related, and he certainly can't claim his disc dollars as a second job.

hawk is scared to play at the grange or hawk hollow.



Translation: Hawk doesn't want to spend more than a hour in a car with me. Between the constant spewing of food while I sing along to Triumph songs, and my detailed explanation of my latest electronic acquisition more than his back would be sore by the time we got to the course.


i had to talk him into loriella, and so far i think it is the only spotsy course he hs played.



Reality Check: Oh yeah I got spanked by Hawk at Loriella. Thank God he didn't ca$h there.


i would whup him like the loser he is at the grange....



Reality Check & Translation: I'm 0-2 vs. him in Virginia this year. Maybe this was a bad challenge. I wish I had a sloppy Joe right now

Dear Fan,

While I appreciate the confidence, I think there's one man (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/siwomen/2002/july_august/gallery/2/barber_lg-01.jpg) who would have to be a slight favorite over me.

Dear Hawk,
Get with the program and drop the hammer on dr. weevil. We are sick of his trash talking. Time to man-up and crush your enemies. Remember, you have an inherent advantage because you throw rhyno's and know the secret powers they possess. So go dominate. Now! GO!
Your Fan,
donkey_nation

Dear Fan,

Thanks for your enthusiastic support. It's a delicate balance I, as a Disc Golf Hero, have to maintain to entertain you the public. Early on when I was strolling away from Dr. Evil (http://ipm.ncsu.edu/cotton/insectcorner/photos/images/Adult_boll_weevil.jpg) there was much discussion about the boring turn the competition had taken. I will try to even things up this Sunday while the insect cowers out of town.

<font color="green">Dr. Excuse Dodges A Water Ballon Today. </font>

I can't even really call it a bullet. After the first round in a Masters field of nine I am three strokes out tied for fifth, but so is everyone else in the phone book. The second round is more of the same where the leader again beats me by three or four as does his card mates, and the leader of my card leaves George and I in the dust for no shot at the ca$h. I'm not sure where I eventually ended up as at least one of the players from the third card passed George and I. Opportunity wasted.

Current bet standings:
The Evil One: Events-13, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$8.27
Your Disc Golf Hero: Events-15, Total Winnings-$87.50, Average Winnings-$5.83

A bit cryptic there govenor, throw us some scores! Nice putt on 8 too (for the trey?) , I guess you bagged the taggers again.

Do you really think I pay attention to what anyone else is doing? I know Ray came in at an even 100 and T2 shot 103 passing my 106. He and Honn had to play with us since you no showed. The big surprise to me was the non-collapse of Beach. Even if he had fallen it wouldn't have helped me, but that was a part of my early second round calculations. I believe Boyce (shockingly) won with a sub 100 total.

Thanks, an information motherlode compared to the "other" site.

We don't call it the minor league bored for naught.

This thread is getting really boring. Very disappointing.

HG...
Jamie Kennedy. Come on. Has your squandered lead got you that depressed...

Or is this a brilliant strategic move to engulf your competition in the world of reality TV and not practice?

Colin,

What can we do? The next PDGA on my schedule is in September I believe. All we have are the cheesey monthlies at The Swamp to contest. I'm not even sure when the next one of those is. Maybe the 2nd. If it's the 9th I may have to miss one as Rich did this month meaning less entertainment value for you the reader. One the plus side Rich is currently lulled into a false sense of security ensuring you greater bang for you buck later at the finish line.

Or is this a brilliant strategic move to engulf your competition in the world of reality TV and not practice?




What do I do that isn't brilliant? It's not about JK, it's about Saget baby! The only flaw in your observation is the belief that either Rich or I even practice.

heh heh , he said practice. i don't need no stinkin practice!

i did play a nice round at dela sunday. i will resume hawk's lesson shortly...

i will resume hawk's lesson shortly



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This could be the battle to end all battles. I'm telling you now Dr. Load is nowhere near man enough to come and play 54 holes. This is where <font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font> demonstrates the difference between a man (http://www.painetworks.com/photos/04/040043.JPG) and a boy. (http://thft.home.att.net/huey.gif)

oh, i know you didn't just throw down that gauntlet. i may have to do the rare back to back. 54 holes sat and the sunday monthly.

I didn't throw the gauntlet down. I slapped you across the face with it. This gets better and better. Even if the second day of 36 is at The Swamp there's no way you can play 90 holes over 30 hours. I'm not sure you finish the 54 on day one. Please note the early start time at the Cod. I wouldn't want you rolling in after kick-off. The public demanded action and look what fell into their lap. Is there any chance you can keep up your end of the entertainment obligation? Well I mean more than you just showing up and stumbling around flinging a Mojo into trees.

TTrim pays respects to your boy! (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=557097&Main=489440#Post557097)

And you doubted the coolness of Saget.

you know, with the glasses you do bear a striking resemblance to bob saget.

i will have to prove once again that i am the better discgolfer, even over 2 days i thought you learned your lesson at seneca, but i'll have to teach you again. BTW, the seneca sizzler in july should be pdga also. at least that's the rumour.

you know, with the glasses you do bear a striking resemblance to bob saget.




Think about it. Have you ever seen Saget and I in the same room?

You know with your glasses you bear a striking resemblance to this guy. (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/1570/nerd.jpg) I can see why you started shaving your head.

The Seneca Sizzler. What is that a low rent steak joint? Where do you come up with these events? As the more active tourney player I'll take you on anywhere within one hour of the (for now ;)) home course.

that's a convenient way to avoid paw paw, which is about 90 minutes from my place.

I'm in an extensive physical rehab program right now for the back. Two sessions a week, reworked lifting program, special exercises, heat therapy, and I'm posed to take advantage of your usual mid to late season collapse.

my new secret weapon is about to be added to my in the bag list. since i picked up a soft challenger at dela, it seems to love to stick in the basket, and my putting game is even better than before. combine that with my precision drives and magical approach game, and hawk is in for a long second half... :cool:

my new secret weapon is about to be added to my in the bag list.



Translation: Can you say Aleve and Icy Hot Rub?


my putting game is even better than before



Translation: I'm now 90% from 10'.


my precision drives



Translation: I can't throw as far as Hawk.


magical approach game



Translation: Rich: I'd like a carnita with extra meat please. Foxy Latina Chipolte Staffer: Anything else Sir? R: How about your phone number? FLCS: Don't make me get my manager over here loser.


hawk is in for a long second half



Translation: Why haven't I put him away yet? I'm the favorite. What's going on here? I want my Mommy.

You've got to love all of the Dr. Evil fans out there who keep me informed of his activities.

http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/IMG_6074.JPG

Another precision drive no doubt from yesterdays action at The Loads home course. If that's the fairway I'd hate to see the rough.

actually you are the favorite, as 50 out of 99 people think you will win. also you are younger and more athletic than i. this should be a cakewalk for you. so why are you LOSING??? :o

Your intelligence seems to be incorrect as we are currently tied at 50 votes apiece. That coupled with your vastly superiour PDGA certified rating, more years of experience, and substantial lead up to this point in the contest makes you the indisputable favorite. Why aren't you winning by more? Oh yeah...you're a load.

of course I should be the favorite. i'm obviously the better player! and I will prove it to you and my adoring fans over the remainder of the summer.

I don't know if your fans could truly be categorized as adoring. I think up to this point aghast might be a better adjective. How about agonizing? Regretful? Hmmm...

smarter than the maroons who voted for you!

smarter than the maroons who voted for you!




I believe the word you are struggling to use is moron. Though your supporters probably do few marooned by you at this point.

From Merriam-Webster

Main Entry: 2maroon
Function: transitive verb
1 : to put ashore on a desolate island or coast and leave to one's fate
2 : to place or leave in isolation or without hope of ready escape




Main Entry: mo�ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"�n
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 usually offensive : a mildly mentally retarded person*
2 : a very stupid person
* See Rich Myers


:eek:

And people say I'm an International Celebrity.

"Though your supporters probably do few marooned by you"

maybe you should learn to spell mr. genius.

i meant maroon, which is the kind way of implying someone is almost a moron. like you.

Keep digging that grave. You can join your game in it.

Doubles (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/IMG_6089.JPG) troubles (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/IMG_6087.JPG) today at the swamp. (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/IMG_6090.JPG) /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Please note for the record that I won my $10 back, and it took some local on the last hole to pass me for the win.

/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif Hawktacular! (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/Sharks_shots/druid/druidib040036.jpg)
<font color="orange"> $10 on the bet too. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif </font>

actually not. doubles money doesn't count or i would have at least 50-60$ to add this year. only money won in singels competition counts. :cool:

We had to make a ruling on this yesterday as I valiantly played and nearly won doing what the locals down there call playing schizo. A quaint term.

either of you two noodle arms heading to wap wap this saturday?

I'm planning on going and possibly bringing george and maybe boyd along for the ride. hawk is unsure whether his posterior can handle a trip to the woodshed. :Dand the ensueing beating that would occur.

Your fascination with my buttock is flattering on some level, but it's my back that's the issue you Load. How many people and bags are you planning on jamming into that clown car? Which of the three possible Masters listed are you indicating whould be issuing this beating? I can't figure it out.

hawk is getting so defensive, it's beginning to sound like he's skurd.

i'm recovering from lyme disease, but i'm not going to use that as an excuse. see yall at wap wap!

probably just me and george, but possibly also you and boyd(more payout padding!) the element is surprisingly roomy anyway. we will leave around 7 or 7:30 since paw paw evetns start notoriously late. let me know if you want a ride up there...

we might even be able to take Boyd's new pilot if all of us go...of course i'll drive though. ;)

If you go I'll take a purdy picture of you. :D

Mr. Sherwood: Your work tends to be less than flattering. Though I suspect Dr. Perv enjoyed the shot of my posterior.

Load: If you take Boyd the chances of you getting pulled over for transporting intoxicated goes way up.

Say Rich,
The viewing public is anxious to know your bag set-up for this weekend. Please update as I'm tired of handling the pm's.


Do you know what Dr. Evil is using this tourney?




Hey Hawk. What piece of crap is The Load going to try to beat you with this week?




You should loan him a Coyote to give the boy a chance.



Etc.

side bets, ladies?

my bag setup doesn't change for wap wap. i just tend to throw my champ firebird with two fingers more often than usual-- make it skinny, and throw it hard!

name the bet, youngun!

Hawk and everyone else who can't stand not knowing: It's a mystery! :D

I will see about updating my profile soon...

how about-- when i beat you, you have to make a run to doris' and pick up ice for everyone who needs it?

and throw it hard!


Smart Man...when in doubt, throw hard...throw REAL hard!

BTW- Rich I already need ice, put me down for three bags full!

side bets, ladies?



1. I don't bet with Amateurs.

2. I don't wager with deadbeats who don't pay off their loses. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=Players&Number=141797&fpart=&PHPSESSID=)

I won't speak of this again. Nor should you.

1. I'm planning on donating in open this Saturday because I won advanced in this event last year. (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=4795#Advanced)

2. I've offered several times to take you to lunch at Hooters. That's certainly a bet I don't mind paying off /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

3. you're scared. :eek:

Hawk, what happened to the Rhynos in your bag?!?!?!? Put them back! What are you thinking? There aren't many people who know the secret of the Rhynos; we don't need to lose another Rhyno Master.

Colin,

They are tenatively out as of right now. I only threw it once last weekend, but it was a brilliant shot. I'll have the definitive set-up online Friday evening if I end up going to the Psychologically Disturbed Feline event.

hawk is afraid of the power of the rhyno!

actually he is mentally challenged, so remembering what so many disc are and how and when to use them confuses him. so he prefers a simple bag with only a couple discs so he doesn't have to agonize over what to throw or that he should have thrown a different disc. if you only have one midrange or driver the choices are much easier!

Paul, that is a weak offer. what would i get out of that? besides i will need to get the disc golf loser out of town pronto after he dfl's! i'll only be able to stay long enough to pick up my cash! :D

hawk is afraid of the power of the rhyno!




Listen Load,

You have been battered by the Rhyno many a time this year, so I believe it is you who are afraid. I seem to recall you referring to it as a piece of crap before because it doesn't have enough glide for your Junior level arm. I will now reinsert it in the bag and pummel you with it at our next meeting.

i await your greatness! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Welcome back Hawk!

i await your greatness!



Destined to go down as a top ten foolish quote on this thread.

From The Load's Updated Bag:


In the Bag:
168 ch sidewinder
170 kc tbird
167 Star TL
170 pro FL(windy days only)
167 gummy beast
175 champ barry beast
171 W&amp;R roc
<font color="green"> 172 dx roc </font>
175 jk stiffy aviar
172 soft challenger



A 172 Roc? You're like five months away from being all 150 class.

I see the putter rotation is continuing. I smell the Mojo coming back!

I've added weights to my bag profile as I know how much weight means to you.

Also for you fashion fans out there Rich will be sporting his lime green Maryland Nomads polo in WV Saturday. I say it's 50-50 on him getting back across the state line in one piece.

funny story...i was listening to espn radio and eric cassilias, who was mocking dirk nowitski for humming a hasslehoff song while on the line said he actually ran into hasslehoff at the studio. he mentioned that hasslehoff's nickname is HAWK or THE HAWK and mentioned that he actually reffered to himself as HAWK !! coincidence? or is hawk more than a disc golf celebrity? could be be noted vocalist, tv star and bikini magnet david hasslehoff trying to lay low?

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font>

http://www.frikis.org/images/frikis/fame/david_hasselhoff.jpg

<font color="red"> International Disc Golf Celebrity </font>


Some people stand in darkness. Afraid to step into the light.
Some people need to help somebody when the edge of surrender is in sight.
Don't you worry, it's going to be all right.

'Cause I'm always there. I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear. I'll be there--forever and always.
I'm always here.

'Cause I'm always there. I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear. I'll be there--forever and always.
I'm always here.





Coincidence? You decide.

From the minor league bored:


7 showed last night, team Ox/Elliot/Kelly didn't do anything and finished in second place behind team flippyputt/prez. Last was team Evil and BB. Final scores

Prez/TE -6
Ox/Elliott/Kelly -2
Evil/BB -1




Looks like The Load is razor sharp for this weekends action as he finishes a distant third on his home course with the course contact as his playing partner.

if i have to wear the lime green nomads polo i may have to use my lime green revolution mini bag to be color coordinated!

as to the doubles, i was practicing you tard, maybe you should try it sometime...

Successful color coordination with your accessories is always important.

I don't need to practice to beat you. I beat Boyce by myself last Sunday.

I guess the pre-round discussion with you and Course Contact Billstream went something like this:

Rich: Alright this is going to be great. We're going to kick some butt.
Billstream: Right on. We're the favorites.
R: Of course I'm here practicing for my quixotic battle with Your Disc Golf Hero.
B: What exactly does that mean?
R: What...that I'm practicing?
B: No quixotic. Is that a Mexican beer?
R: No it sort of means an idealistic futile quest.
B: So it's not a beer?
R: No.
B: So you're just practicing meaning flinging shots anywhere with any disc?
R: Exactly.
B: Redraw!!!

as to the doubles, i was practicing you tard, maybe you should try it sometime...



hey! that's hawks favorite excuse!

hawk,
boyce had the baby with him, right? ;)

There is a slight difference. I practice when I'm playing solo. I wouldn't want to drag someone else down like Dr. Evil successfully did. I'm a little more considerate than that.

Come to think it of it Evil did tell me he was "breaking in a new putter" while we were playing doubles...I pretty sure he broke it in around hole 17. :D

There you go. An established pattern of partner abuse. People are going to start offering the Lone Ranger to swap if teamed with Dr. Practice.

Thank God this battle of epic proportions is going again!

Hawk, what's the upcomming schedule for Hawk vs. Load?

Dr. Practice

That one made me LOL!

Evil did tell me he was "breaking in a new putter"



What he actually meant by this was not a specific disc, but you as his partner. This acknowledges his complete inability to convert anything outside of 10' so you as the partner du jour i.e the putter are expected to handle the duties from 11' and out.

Colin,

We've surprisingly stumbled into a plethora of events here:

1. This Saturday I am again the heroic underdog as we go to West Virginia to do battle.

2. The following Saturday we go to Pennsylvania for a marathon 54 hole one day event.

3. We wrap up this frenzy of activity the next day with our monthly stroll through The Swamp.

This Saturday I am again the heroic underdog as we go to West Virginia to do battle.


I'll put $10 on Hawk this weekend in WV. My relatives are from WV and they don't take too kindly to guys who like "stiffy"s.

Quoting Load's Line-up:
175 jk stiffy aviar


Too bad Load can't make up his mind whether he likes 'em "stiff" or "soft. I'll be sure to tell my relatives he's comming and give them his picture. (http://skp36.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/retard.jpg.w300h341.jpg)

He does have a reel purdy mouth! I wonder how good he squeals?

I'll put $10 on Hawk this weekend in WV.



Hey Rich it's a new low for you. The fans are now willing to bet against you directly. You were looking for some action and here it is.

actually that is a much more realistic bet than i was offered by the AM, 857. i now see why Hawk doesn't bet with ams. it's a no win situation! i lose i get him ice, i win and "whatever, your the pro you're supposed to win"? are you actually a pro colin? i will accept your 10$ bet anyway colin, as it will help pay for gas and it will be mildly amusing to have hawk's adoring fans pay for my gas! you guys are the ones who get every good tv show canceled because you would rather watch american idol, or stupidest deadly police chases....or hawk's favorite, the search to find a new singer for inxs.... :p

you guys are the ones who get every good tv show canceled because you would rather watch american idol, or stupidest deadly police chases....or hawk's favorite, the search to find a new singer for inxs....




Okay this is just complete gibberish. I believe Rich is comparing himself to quality television (notice he offers no examples of what he considers good t.v.) and Your Disc Golf Hero is bad reality programming. Hey Rich make sense! (http://www.azreporter.com/news/features/newsweek/images/trumpfired.jpg)

GOOOOOOOOOOO HAWK!!!!!


try not to let Dr. Load bring your game down.

Dr_Evil User 06/23/06 09:49 AM Reading a post in flat mode
Drug Testing before PDGA events



The Load looks for any edge he can find.

Dr_Evil User 06/23/06 09:49 AM Reading a post in flat mode
Drug Testing before PDGA events



The Load looks for any edge he can find.


LMFAO!

actually that is a much more realistic bet than i was offered by the AM, 857.


Translation: I can afford to lose that much as I was going to spend it on As Seen On TV penis enlargement.

i now see why Hawk doesn't bet with ams.


Translation: I will take candy from children and young ladies.

it's a no win situation! i lose i get him ice, i win and "whatever, your the pro you're supposed to win"?


Translation: I don't want to go get him ice.

are you actually a pro colin?


Translation: Are you an Am that will have a higher rating than me at the next update?

i will accept your 10$ bet anyway colin, as it will help pay for gas and it will be mildly amusing to have hawk's adoring fans pay for my gas!


Translation: If I manage to win, I can fill up my mo-ped!

you guys are the ones who get every good tv show canceled because you would rather watch american idol, or stupidest deadly police chases....or hawk's favorite, the search to find a new singer for inxs.... :p


Translation: I like American Idol and Deadly Police chases because it reminds me of my family. I wish INXS were still around because they made me look alot less feminine.

hmmm, lots of big talk from your fans(and some lame attempts at emulating hawk's childish translations), but no actual confirmation of the bet. this is why they are ams i guess. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i guess i will stick to pummeling hawk. maybe i can get a side bet out of him? ;)

I doubt it. Lately, I've been unable to engage Hawk in a friendly Nassau... even though he has one more testicle than I do! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D

I've been unable to engage Hawk in a friendly Nassau



I'm not going to get fooled by that again. The last time I thought I heard you say massage. At least you're a pro which makes it a slightly more tolerable consideration. However all of my non-doubles gambling is directed at Dr. Load this season. If successful obviously I will need to retire at 2-0.

It seems that Dr. Load is shirking Colin's bet offer.


even though he has one more testicle than I do!




That's not what Boyce says. Also you win the chest hair contest in a landslide.

i would take it, but since he didn't confirm, is not really someone i know and trust, and is an AM, I will pass.

Maybe you would take the bet instead? that way i can assure being paid promptly. and probably sullenly also. I'm sure the first words out of your mouth after the event will be either, "i'm never coming back" or "we shall never speak of this again"

It's kind of pointless to have the bet because even though you may eek out the win due to my unfamiliarity with the course, you would merely return the ca$h to me next Saturday at Codorus.

ok, dream that little dream! you probably can't afford it with all the supplements you have to buy....

Let's be honest this is all about you wanting donuts.

i have plenty of donuts. my new sponsor is dunkin donuts.

Dunkin Donuts, The NEW breakfast of champions.

I believe you mean Chumpions.

hmmm, lots of big talk from your fans(and some lame attempts at emulating hawk's childish translations), but no actual confirmation of the bet. this is why they are ams i guess. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i guess i will stick to pummeling hawk. maybe i can get a side bet out of him? ;)


What are you talking about? I made the bet, you accepted.....the bet is on! Unless you are backing out?

Dr. Evasive tries to duck out of betting with one of the fans and is called out. Will this mans shame never end?

excellent. i look forward to spending you lunch money junior...

with all the supplements you have to buy....



I don't think I'm taking anymore than your average professional athlete:

A little gluco. (http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/en/browse/sku_detail.jsp?id=VS-1682#prodInfo)

Me and Barry. (http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/en/browse/sku_detail.jsp?id=VS-1228)

And some Flintstone (http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/en/browse/sku_detail.jsp?id=VS-2303) chewables.

Of course you're on your own program. (http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au/canada2000/lamonte/junk_food.jpg)

Gotta go Christine has trapped herself on my pilates ball by rolling backwards onto her ponytail. :D

you forgot the core (http://www.arturogil.com/images/Geritol.jpg) of your regimen

When did you get new glasses?

<font color="blue"> Would the heavy favorite (http://www.e.kth.se/~e93_bea/sumo-01.jpg) Dr. Evil prevail at Paw-Paw or does Your Disc Golf Hero (http://www.fetefatale.com/underdog/images/underdog.jpg) once again prove the critics wrong? </font>

Today four of us toured out to famous West Virginia to have a go at the one day tourney. Accompanying The Load and myself, were fellow Nomad George, and Rockburn Course Contact Billstream. Having never played the course, and not having a roller in my arsenal I was up against Rich's rollers and his eight rounds of on site PDGA tourney experience. He also had several casual rounds in his pocket.

The three Nomads were teamed up along with John Thompson for round one on the Whipping Post course and we started out on hole #2.


Excellent. Now I can give the Disc Golf Loser his lesson in person.
-The Load on Whipping Post #2 at the two minute warning.



Rich and I have longed discussed what we call playing smart and simply taking the safer midrange shot on tight wooded holes instead of doing the hard and hopeful driver tee throw on courses like this. Being the underdog I figured there was no better time than the present to actually put this theory to the test. These (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/championShark.html) three (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/championCoyote.html) discs (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/championRhyno.html) were the main instruments of this plan today along with my putter. (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/staraviarpna.html) Rich was working with his drivers, and his putter (http://www.discraft.com/prod_challengers_x.html) of the month. On the first hole I had a nice drive with the Shark, and then made the first bad decision of the day. I opted to join everyone in roller fest on the second shot, and things went horribly awry. Everyone will tell you that you have to roll here, but I announced at that point that I was done rolling for the day. Everytime I pulled out the Rhyno (which was probably 10+ times in round one including a highly successful forehand effort) I would announce:


This ones for Colin!



Rich enjoyed these moments most. ;) We went up and down the hills, out into the fields, and back into the woods, and over a pond, and after 18 holes the scores were:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font>-73 ;)
<font color="green">The Load </font>-77 :o


You're automatic from 30' and in today! :eek:
-The Load on Your Disc Golf Hero's first round putting.



In round two I am still carded with George who matched my 73 and we sit in a three way tie for sixth in a field of 14 Masters. Dr. Putter is on the last of four cards. :DAfter much pontificating about how,


I'm not paying some hillbilly punk anything!!!



we head off for the second round. I can often hear The Load explaining to his playing partners how to execute skillfull shots like his, and his theory of course management. We actually pass about two thirds of the way through the round, and Rich tries to psych me out by using my patented fisherman signal on me. I merely smile and :D. My successful putting continues in the second round while The Load has tried to address his own failures by returning his most recent previous putter (http://www.marshallstreetdiscgolf.com/proddetail.asp?prod=omega%5Fsupersoft) back into his cart.


my new secret weapon is about to be added to my in the bag list. since i picked up a soft challenger at dela, it seems to love to stick in the basket, and my putting game is even better than before.
-The Load on 6-16-06



Well that lasted exactly 18 holes of one tourney. :D Yes you read that correctly as Rich opted away from his purple or lime mini bag, and busted out his cart (http://www.estate-services.com/images/Claypoint/444_-_scooter.jpg). This didn't seem to help as the sweat drenched and breathless soccer jersey sporting Load seemed to be struggling in the oppressive humidity of the day. At the end of the second round scores were:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font>-70 (143) :D
<font color="green"> The Load </font>-73 (150) :eek: :o:eek: :o

Naturally I ended up 8th out of 14 Masters meaning first not paid, but I did win the bet for young Colin in a historic upset. PM me your mailing address Colin as Rich gave me your winnings in disgust, and George graciously ponyed up the coins for postage. :D

Next Saturday is Codorus where I should be the favorite, and maybe I'll further my disc golf studies courtesy of another "lesson" from Dr. Education. As we near the second half of the season we are now witnessing the same collapse by Dr. Load as he went through last year. Stand by for comedy and an updated bag courtesy of the bad doctor.

Current bet standings:
The Evil One: Events-14, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$7.68
Your Disc Golf Hero: Events-16, Total Winnings-$87.50, Average Winnings-$5.47

you win some you lose some, especially at paw paw. it just wasn't happening for me today. i did fight my bad play and bad kicks including an 8 on the famous gauntlet hole and a number of bad luck fives, to finish one spot behind hawk.

he did teach me a lesson that i had taught him in the past and apparently have now forgotten. thanks for the reminder, i will make sure to use it on you next weekend. luckily you still weren't good enough to cash and i still lead the only thing that matters to this thread, THE BET!!!

p.s. good call colin. unfortunately it didn't help your hero, only serving to motivate me to for next weekend when i renew my drive to outcash him...if only the disc golf loser could cash during some of these moral victories he might be leading....

to finish one spot behind hawk.




1 spot= <font color="purple"> seven strokes! </font> :D

All I need at this point is one ca$hing, and I can sit out the rest of the season. It doesn't seem likely that you'll be ca$hing anywhere other than your banks ATM anytime soon.

The Load often likes to mention giving me a lesson when we tourney together, so I went back through the thread today to see what the head to head record is. The current standings would be:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font>-7
<font color="green">The Load </font>-4
<font color="purple"> ties </font>-1

Who is giving who the lessons on a regular basis?

To make things interesting Saturday at Codorus I'm offering The Load the lunch bet again. Since we're going to the Swamp on Sunday, Saturday's loser has to buy the winners lunch the next day. Perhaps the thought of free food will motivate Rich into keeping things closer than he managed to do yesterday.

to finish one spot behind hawk.




1 spot= <font color="purple"> seven strokes! </font> :D

All I need at this point is one ca$hing, and I can sit out the rest of the season. It doesn't seem likely that you'll be ca$hing anywhere other than your banks ATM anytime soon.




Way to go Hawk!!!

7 strokes in a one day tourney. OUCH!

www.celebmatch.com. (http://www.celebmatch.com.)

You enter your birthday and you learn who your most compatible celebrity matches would be based on biorhythms. I did this for The Load and myself.

The Loads matches in order:
Simone Lahbib (http://www.simone.nikkiandhelen.co.uk/fallen/articles_promo_images/expresspic.jpg) 96%

Ally Walker (http://profilersam.ifrance.com/profilersam/images/sam_10.jpg) 96%

Bai Ling (http://www.iesb.net/star%20wars/bailing.jpg) 96%

Lee Ann Womack (http://www.nucountry.com.au/images/artists/lee_ann_womack2.jpg) 95%

Heather Graham (http://www.tccandler.com/images/actresses/Heather_BIG_Red_Prem.jpg) 95%

<font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero's </font> matches:
Paulina Porizkova (http://homepages.slingshot.co.nz/~gaf/celeb/Paulina/paulinapic7.jpg) 100% ;)

Rebecca De Mornay (http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops150/rebecca_de_mornay0094.jpg) 100% /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Crystal Bernard (http://www.timeswrsw.com/archive/1997/N0821971.JPG) 99%

Lauren Holly (http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/emmys/emmy_awards_parties_2005_photos/lauren_holly/emmyspar05c.jpg) 98%

Sung Hi Lee (http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/aug00/asian_women/sung_hi_lee.jpg) 98%

Another clear win for me I believe in our other area of interest.

Way to go Hawk!!!

7 strokes in a one day tourney. OUCH!




Thanks Fan. Have you considered making an online bet with The Load?

Your disc golf heros. (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/schizophrenic_kitty%2Bkat_klassi0009.JPG) Body english (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/schizophrenic_kitty%2Bkat_klassi0032.JPG) aint gonna help that shot. :D The Evil one (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/schizophrenic_kitty%2Bkat_klassi0067.JPG) shows great touch on this shot. It was an excellent road trip (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/schizophrenic_kitty%2Bkat_klassi0098.JPG) for all.

One (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/schizophrenic_kitty%2Bkat_klassi0067.JPG) of Rich's 150 throws yesterday. Take a good look, as that putter will probably never see the light of competition again.

Also please note that the blue disc under Rich's arm is actually a Hawk autographed edition Aviar. Deep down inside even The Load is a huge fan.

I just got off the phone with The Load who was bemoaning the fact that he has agreed to attend this (http://www.md-discgolf.com/event_flyers/Kinder_glow_flyer.pdf) low rent event Friday evening. I think Rich is two more tournaments away from trying to hustle rec players at his home course.

Rich: I know why Badger's calling us.
Hawk: He wants to know where I get the Nomads shirts from?
R: That and I sort of promised to help run the glow event Friday night.
H: Naturally forgetting that you'd accepted the 54 hole Codorus challenge Saturday, and then you have the Swamp on Sunday.
R: That and I told him I could get you to show up to add some much needed celebrity cache to the event.
H: Ummm...it's Kinder Park.
R: I know.
H: It's Badger.
R: I know.
H: Good luck with that. I'll be washing my discs and doing back exercises Friday evening in preparation of ruining your life just a little bit more next weekend.
R: Well I'm sure I'll be fine. It's just glow. I'll just be throwing my Roc...
H:...until midnight...
R:...and I'll be home by...
H:...Saturday morning. Remember we roll out at 0700.
R: It's just a warm-up. Like practice.
H: That practicing thing is really working out for you.
R: Yeah whatever. Maybe I'll just skip Codorus.
H: Backing out on the accepted challenge? Is this an admission that you can't hang with Your Disc Golf Hero?
R: [sobbing softly] Gotta go.

Good show Hawk! I guess all you needed was a little motivation from your fans. I knew that nothing in WV would cater to Dr. Practice and his feminine "ball-cupping" throwing style (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/schizophrenic_kitty%2Bkat_klassi0067.JPG).
Hawk, you have a PM.

Thanks Fan. The ca$h and a special present is in the mail.

Warning sports fans! The Load is already making noise about ducking out on Saturday's 54 hole machothon at Codorus.


If it's raining I'm not playing!
-The Load today via phone.



As you've noticed The Load has been silent on the thread for over 45 hours now, but fear not as I have received a series of pithy pm's from him.


bite me

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calvert monthly this sunday. be there. same bat time, same bat place.
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Throw it like you stole it!




The Load realizing he can't compete on anything other than a Putt Putt course tries to generate interest in hopes of validating the experience.

I've received an unofficial diagnosis of lyme disease courtesy of Patapsco like Paul. I will attempt to persevere.

i may or may not be able to take hawk on in the 54 hole discathon sat( depending on previoud committments i forgot about), but i will defintely give him his monthly beating sunday....

While we all agree that you should be committed, you really need to get your priorities straight here.

Sounds like an excuse after a physical and moral beating in WV.

Did your hero tell you he called me last night?

he's dropping the rhyno for the classic roc! :D

and yes, he is the favorite at codorus having seen the new holes and won last time up there. but i don't fear a beating from hawk...you win some and you lose some. all i know is that i am still ahead on ACPE(average cash per event), which is what this bet is all about.
a beating without taking cash is a hollow victory at best.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2461/number1superfan0020sp.jpg

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9660/number1superfan0017qw.jpg
Dr. Practice and Your Disc Golf Hero, right before Hawk gives 'em a whoopin'

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Current bet standings:
Evil: Events-14, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$7.68
YDGH: Events-16, Total Winnings-$87.50, Average Winnings-$5.47
Donkey: Events-1, Total Winnings-$10.00, Average Winnings-$10.00

Priceless

Now that made even me laugh out loud. We won't be hearing from Dr. Practice anytime soon after that post.

Rich, notice the coveted placement of my autograph between Schultz's. International Disc Golf Celebrity baby.

Let's hit the warwick turnie! :cool:

he should have the 10$ bill up there also but he probably spent it already....

The Load called earlier looking for supplement advice. He may actually tough it out after his evening of trick or treating with the kids and make the Codorus machothon tomorrow. Stay tuned.

<font color="blue"> The Load </font> Fails To Post At Codorus Today After A Late Night of Miniature Golf & Bad Chinese Takout.

Today at Codorus the Masters field was comprised of five brave players willing to accept the 54 hole challenge. The course was in spectacular shape courtesy of park worker Tim who totally supports the disc golf effort up there. Sort of the opposite of Patapsco. Lots of mowing going on at Codorus.

In the first round TD Jay chose to grace some Am's with my celebrity presence (and also keep me away from his girlfriend) so I tutored three aspiring discers in how the big boys do it. As with my last appearance at Codorus the crowd was buzzing with anticipation of a spectacular shot by Your Disc Golf Hero as I delivered at the PA State Championships. Naturally I came through for the public on <font color="red">#15 </font> which I deuced from 220' out with a Coyote after a Sidewinder drive. I think this was the lone deuce on this notoriously long a difficult hole.


Glen Hatfield: You deuced <font color="red">#15? </font> :eek:
Hawk: Yes.
G.H.: Holy #$*&$!!!!
-post tourney discussion



Things went downhill for me two holes later as I see The Glove (http://www.eatgolf.com/images/new-golf-glove.jpg) heading up an adjoining hole.


H: Boys I just moved down a slot.



From there it was schooling the Am's and after the first 27 I was in a three way tie for third. Score after first round:

87 :p

We were five strokes out of second, and the payout was announced to be three deep. So fellow Nomad George, myself, and home course hotshot Clint Rey were battling it out for the ca$h.. I figured that George would run out of steam ala The Load so I knew that I would have to do what Rich had failed to do at Boulder Woods a few weeks back when he had a two stroke lead after the first round against Clint in their mano y mano Masters battle. As you may recall Rich immediately rolled over and let Clint stroll away. This would be a greater challenge as this was Clint's home course, and the <font color="blue">blue </font> course and x-holes are set up for his forehand roller. On the blue course itself I managed to hold my own against Clint using a Champion Aviar for approaches, but the putting just wasn't happening today, and after I took a tough five on x-hole #4 to Clint's three he gradually pulled away with a few deuces and some threes to my threes and fours giving him sole third place, and I come in fourth ahead of George. Second round score:

91 :o

Now in an odd twist to say thanks for everyone coming out and having a go at this huge challenge Jay, Bill and Clint decided to pay out something to everyone. So George and I got sympathy dollars. :D Hey it's won money!

Current bet standings:
The Load : Events-14, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$7.68
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font> : Events-17, Total Winnings-$88.50, Average Winnings-$5.21

Notice that my number of events is creeping ahead of Rich's as he becomes capable of only saddling up for miniature golf events like the Swamp, and Kinder Park. Rich will be sanctioning something out at Goucher this fall to help his cause.

We might face off tomorrow at The Swamp, but Rich would be a heavy favorite after the physically demanding punishment I went through today. However I might show up just to protect my standings position and collect my prize mini from 2005 which I still haven't received! :p If Rich gets some ca$h over me it's expected, and by merely showing up I again prove my superior toughness and disc golf hero status. Some ca$h for me would be the 37th psychological blow for Dr. Sissy.

Surely you would not bail on the ironman weekend becuase you did not have enough stamina for Calvert .
/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

<font color="red"> Could Your Disc Golf Hero Overcome Trememdous Odds And Defeat The Load &amp; Ca$h? </font>

<font color="green"> Does The Load's Sissy Plan Pay Dividend$? </font>


but i will defintely give him his monthly beating sunday....
- The Load 6-29-06



After yesterdays marathon effort at Codorus I wasn't sure what I'd have left today against Rich on a short course. To stack the deck more in Dr. Empties favor was the fact that he took yesterday off napping and conducting some consumer research on the effectiveness of various home (http://www.buyforcharity.com/DominosLogo.jpg) delivery (http://www.motthall.org/intro/cur/munoz/harlem/website/chinese%20food,%20chopsticks.gif) services. (http://www.takeout-taxi.com/States/MD.html) What kind of man (http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~02chukma/batman.jpg) could possibly overcome all of this?

Upon arriving at the Swamp (http://www.stchas.edu/faculty/ewilson/Photos/SE%20Coast/Atchafalaya%20Swamp%20002.jpg) I find that The Load :eek: isn't present! At some point while the gathered unwashed are noticing my presence Wednesday doubles host Sean B. approaches me:


Sean: It looks like you don't have any competition today.
Hawk: Even when he's here I don't have any competition.

We both toss our heads back and guffaw.



While warming up some laser like putts The Load rolls up in his clown car. (http://us.autos1.yimg.com/img.autos.yahoo.com/aic/honda_element_exp2wd5spdmt_2006_450x225.jpg) Feigning surprise that I would dare post this morning the first round begins.

I go through a slow start as everything is stiff and sore (easy ladies) and finally start to cobble together a random deuce. I can periodically hear and see The Load on the course and have to assume that he is several strokes ahead of me. :D Scores after the first round:

<font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font>: 51 :)
<font color="green">The Load </font>: 54 :o

We head off in the silver bullet for the traditional Chipolte lunch, and drive back to enjoy it in the air conditioned comfort of my car. At some point during the meal Rich manages to dump a fist sized portion of his burrito into my center console cup holders and underneath the passenger seat. Less than amused at this buffonery I castigate The Load causing Rich to spew his diet coke out his nose and onto the front of his stylish Nomads polo. So now he's sweated through the shirt and turned the front into an abstract (http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/pollock/pollock.number-8.jpg) painting. This is all witnessed by local grandmaster T2 in an adjacent vehicle who later said it reminded him,


...of what it looks like before the zookeepers come in and hose out the elephant cage.



To keep the mood light and the halftime merriment going Rich then attempts to change shirts swapping out the Nomads polo for a DC United jersey. Unfortunately the polyester shirt appears to have shrunk as Rich has great difficulty getting it over his physique. This was a real life example of the cliche of trying to stuff a sausage into a casing. After a couple of minutes of exertion (which is probably the longest workout Rich has had in a couple of years) Rich opts to continue playing in his now soiled white polo.

The start of the second round finds me sitting 6th out of 11 or 12 Masters, so I need to maintain to ca$h. During the second round I pick up a couple of quick early deuces. Five holes into the round The Load and I cross paths, and he again tries to give me the patented fisherman sign. I motion back that I am two down, and Rich fails to react other than a spreading wet spot on the front of his shorts. On my card was Tom Garber one shot back of me, and I was confident that he would pass me like I was standing still. Things got interesting and amusing when about 11 holes into our round Tom had to handle a call on his cell phone resulting in him playing about four holes with the cell phone pressed to his ear. Meanwhile I can at times hear The Load hacking his way around the course. As I complete my round I walk up to the parking lot to see that Rich has rolled out early. Oh here's why. Scores after the second round:

<font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font>: 53 (104) :cool:
The Load:58 (112) :mad:

Another non relevant win in my column in the head to head battle which now stands at 8-4-1 in favor of me. ;)

But wait I manage to tie the person in fifth at the start of the second round by winning my card, and bring home $12.50. :D

Current bet standings:
The Load: Events-15, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$7.17
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font>: Events-18, Total Winnings-$101, Average Winnings-$5.61

It looks like the fisherman and my staff (http://bestkeywest.com/assets/images/autogen/a_fish_mean_green_girl_and_her_blue_runner02.jpg) have set the hook, and are now just reeling Rich (http://www.artezia.net/cinema/films/image_fiches/a-b/big-fish.jpg) in.

is your tiny little car sanitized yet?

the way i am playing if you fail to beat me it will be a major shame to all your fans...you should already be way ahead....

I like your new psychological ploy. You've gone from proclaiming how badly you will crush me with your superior skills to now saying you suck so badly that a newbie could beat you.

By the way have you updated your bag profile to include your latest putter change from yesterday?

Also your signature is a little outdated. You might want to fix that, or win some money.

The car has been returned to Honda.

Rich, badger beat you.

Rich, badger beat you.




Was that father :oor son :eek: Mr. Sherwood?

That means that The Load would have lost intermediate yesterday! :D That's actually worse than losing to a newbie. :D

I can't make this stuff up:

I called Rich earlier today while running errands to verbally smack him around a bit. The conversation evolved into one regarding his thoughts on hitting Honda up for a different vehicle than the clown car.


Rich: Hold on one sec.
Hawk: Okay. [sounds like he's ordering at a drive thru, and I swear I hear him say Boston Creame.
R: Okay I'm back.
H: Ummmm...
R: Yes I'm ordering donuts. They're the breakfast of champions you know.
H: You're killing me here!

you'll be happy to know I have a new Honda tour vehicle, a 2006 odessey. All the comfort I need. and a tray to hold my donuts close while driving! :D

I look forward to soiling it during an upcoming tour stop. Honda assures me they can restore my ride to acceptable levels.

Evil-mobile (http://home.comcast.net/~rhmiracle/odessey.jpg)

I see that as being harder to talk girls into for our banghonda.com videos. At least the element had the geek cool factor going for it.

i don't know, it's pretty plush in there. it's not like honda sells an escalade type suv, unless of course you want to consider the pilot.

This will just be a test of my ability to pull chicks waiting at busstops.

amazingly i somehow clung to a 2 point lead over you in the calvert series after my abyssymal showing last weekend.

abyssymal showing



Which is worse: your play of late or your spelling? Where's Lord Hysell when you need him?

Doubtlessly another fradulent accounting error from Mr. Sherwood. Not like that hasn't happened before.

By the way did you see my trophy mini Sunday from 2005? ;)

Or your inability to read and comprehend information:

From the minor league bored:



Swamp results from Sunday-

MPM Mark Boyce 45 52 97 19
MPM Joe Pelchat 47 52 99 17
MPM Mike Slonim 45 54 99 17
MPM Mac Snellgrove 48 55 103 13
MPM Hawk Corrick 51 53 104 11
MPM Dan Thessen 49 55 104 11
MPM Tom Garber 52 55 107 9
MPM Chris Beach 51 58 109 8
MPM Jim Vilkaitis 54 55 109 8
MPM Rich Myers 54 58 112 6
MPM Charlie George 60 58 118 5




The Load again is thankful for Mr. Parkers presence. I believe this might put me three points ahead of you for the season, and overall second place perhaps. Yet another loss for you.

i know. i am unable to fathom how you could still be losing overall when i am playing so poorly. what does that say for your game?

oh, i forgot, you have no game! :D

I think it says I'm man enough to play more events than you. Taking my earned money divided by the number of events you've stumbled through, I'm 44 cents behind. Remember the public was bored with me pummelling you early on, so I've allowed you to remain in contention, but perhaps now I'll start driving the stake into your bald head.

don't sing it, just bring it!!!

Well if you answer your door the UPS guy is there with a big box of shame he needs you to sign for.

The next battle will probably be here. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=564519&amp;page=0&amp;view=collap sed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=1&amp;fpart=1)

My check hits the mail tomorrow. We'll see if The Load sacks up. This is one of his many home courses where he learned to play. I've never beaten him in a sanctioned event at Seneca. I did beat him during a ratings based event there in 2004. Not that it's mattered lately, but he's clearly the heavy favorite again.

Hmmm...24 hours later and The Load has no comment on his plans to participate in this event. Curious...

i don't know who this LOAD guy is, but the evil doctor will be there doing scoring. obviously that will be a huge burden to try to compete while doing work on the event, so that should give you a huge advantage. hopefully you will be able to actually cash and finish getting back in the race...

i don't know who this LOAD guy is



Do you own a mirror?

The only huge burdens you have are your game, and trying to haul yourself around that course twice.

i don't know who this LOAD guy is, but the evil doctor will be there doing scoring. obviously that will be a huge burden to try to compete while doing work on the event, so that should give you a huge advantage. hopefully you will be able to actually cash and finish getting back in the race...


Dr. <font color="red">EXCUSE</font> must be bi-polar. Just 2 months ago he was blabbing about how he was going to crush The People's HERO (http://f.screensavers.com/migration/wp/captainamerica_215.gif) and now he's resorting to excuses and the depressing muttering's of a Drama Queen (http://www.lara_pottermanica.blogger.com.br/lay-dramaqueen.jpg). Dr. Little Girl better "man-up", or Disc Golf Hero will have to seek competition that have at least gone through puberty. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty)

From the minor league bored:

...again I can't make stuff up this good.


Great ribs near kinder
after a round hit adam's ribs north down the street. best ribs i ever had, awesome crab soup and stunning selection of deserts, all home made!
-The Load 1544 7-10-06

yeah, and i'll probably be going back soon! it was some good eats!

say whatever you and your fan want. last i checked i am winning you goobs... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

maybe hawk will actually have to WIN before moving on to tougher competition....

Maybe this KICK BUTT VIDEO (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836) will inspire Hawk to a win.

We have a winner.

i think you meant weiner... :D

Feeling the heat The Load is tenatively scheduled to attend some monthly at Loriella on Sunday. He seems to think the pickings will be a little easier there than what he's found at The Swamp lately.

nah, i'm just trying to even up the events a little so you don't whine about how you played more events and therefore diluted your CPE

Well good luck with that.

i know, you'll whine regardless i'm sure! :D

How can you equate my pending glorious victory speech as whining?

There's been a recent run of votes in The Loads favor. I wonder if voters consider character (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=566789&Main=559802#Post566789) when making a selection?

I took the newly aquired evilmobile down to spotsy today to see if i could get in another event to even up our number of events. being a disc golf LEGEND, i was instantly noticed and greeted by the equally infamous MTL

MTL: Are you the great Dr. Evil
EVIL: yes, i am. please rise...
Thank you oh evil one. Is your sad sack opponent here today?
EVIL: no, he is scared to come to spotsy and play again after the beatings i have given him at loriella in the past.
MTL: figures. i wa shoping to witness a beating in person like the one i administered to my roommates the other day. you know i am the highest rated player in my building...
EVIL: yes, you are ascending in your notoriety, and someday i may be able to take you on as a henchman...

MTL: thanks, Dr.. it was awesome to meet you. hopefully you will send me your autograph on a MD mini to sponsor my event coming up.
EVIL: certainly fan. send me your info...


anyway, on to the action. first round i played with bryan stableford and hvnafit. jimmy started badly, but recovered. i had serious trouble on the pond hole taking a circle 7! BS had no problem explaining to us why he is the better player, showing superior course management and thrashing me by seven strokes. grumpy joe beat me by 2 and hvnafit had a blowup on the last hole(7 long, probably the hardest on the course) and was halfway home by the time al the cards were in. this left me one up on billybob and a handful up on kirk.

second round bryan contuinued his mastery throwing down a 45 in the short layout. joe had a meltdown( the fiasco in the field he called it) and was 2 down to me going into the last hole(even overall) i felt a little tired in the open filed holes but held it together until 6, which was our last hole. i was super hot otu there. i thought to play it safe, but released early and it drifted left into the trees. joe landed on the edge. i punch out and await joe's shot. no problem, he flicks a putter right up to easy putting range. deflated as i see my chance at catching him pass by, i leave my 3rd shot out 25 feet and miss the easy putt finishing with a 5! ouch! luckily billy bob fails to turn in his card and bolts off thinking he has lost, leaving me in third alone! sweeet!!!!

20$ TOWARDS THE CAUSE AS THE DR TAKES THIRD PLACE!!!!!

It's become apparent over the past two weeks that this isn't merely another disc golf bet, but something greater.

Any player who can accomplish the following...

1. An inexplicable rush in voting support the past two weeks after two vicious beatings...

2. Finally wins at a doubles event after blatantly misleading an opponent to get an edge...

3. Dares to travel to a course where he was last seen gorging himself on fig newtons after yet another beating, has one player storm off at halftime moving him up a slot, and then has another player fail to turn in his card moving him up yet another slot to garner some last place ca$h...

...clearly has something working in their favor more than simply being a loser with an approach game.

Obviously I (http://www.greghornjudge.com/images/Large/4%20Magazine%20art/555_Resident_evil.jpg) am up against something (http://www.tscholars.com/images/1/1d/Satan.jpg) a little bit bigger than usual. Fortunately I have a little experience in dealing with stuff like this from my job.

It's time to get serious. This is a hero (http://www.canit.se/~satuna1/itis/al4/hero.jpg) vs. something huge. (http://www.qdcomic.com/pureevil/pureevil.jpg)

Game on (http://www.loveandladykisses.com/Isabeaux/isa_antichrist.jpg) Load.

actually billybob would have only tied me if he managed to turn in a card accoridng to his angry cardmate. so you can only pin 10$ of that on billybob.

it is kind of insult to injury though! :D

Evil adds to cash total (http://home.comcast.net/~rhmiracle/evilwins.JPG)

MTL auditions to be an evil henchman (http://home.comcast.net/~rhmiracle/mtlaudition.JPG)

Your willingness to travel to any low rent event within a three hour drive knows no limit. I thought Boulder Woods was bad, and I was trying to keep this on a professional level, but if I have to attend events run out of the back of a pick-up in a field then that's what I'm willing to do.

He's almost fat enough to qualify. The bad facial hair almost puts him over the top.

if you wanted to go to an event run out of a pickup in a field you had 2 chances this weekend. too bad you didn't man up!

MTL: Are you the great Dr. Evil
EVIL: yes, i am. please rise...
Thank you oh evil one. Is your sad sack opponent here today?
EVIL: no, he is scared to come to spotsy and play again after the beatings i have given him at loriella in the past.
MTL: figures. i wa shoping to witness a beating in person like the one i administered to my roommates the other day. you know i am the highest rated player in my building...
EVIL: yes, you are ascending in your notoriety, and someday i may be able to take you on as a henchman...

MTL: thanks, Dr.. it was awesome to meet you. hopefully you will send me your autograph on a MD mini to sponsor my event coming up.
EVIL: certainly fan. send me your info...






thats a loose interpretation, but it was nice to scratch another message board legend of the list of people to meet!

As far as "noticing you" if Biscoe saying hey its Dr. Evil and then him pointing you to me, then sure, I recognized greatness.

As far as me, the only thing "Great" about my weekend was that I didn't die yesterday, got another sponser for NC FDC's and watching the evilness limp to the parking lot therefore making some old joke about him.

BBUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!

He's almost fat enough to qualify. The bad facial hair almost puts him over the top.



my thingy on my chin is hot son

yeah, that heat was brutal. i was whupped. limping to the car was about all i had left. hawk would have never survived these conditions.

hawk would have never survived these conditions.




That's not exactly what you said on the phone:


You could have won this thing.
- The Load 1700 7-16-06

actually, i said you could have cashed. but since you weren't man enough to show up, that was impossible....

no way could you have won. stableford was good...

Good point, you lost to some guy throwing a lid.

actually he wasn't throwing a lid, but i hear he did pretty well using one at paw paw. which is amazing.

he was using a bunch of old dx plastic and carrying it around in a cooler. that was pretty demoralizing.

Another testament to the quality of the event you ca$hed at.

From here on out you'll be dealing with someone (http://www.vipfanclubs.com/userImages/productImages/Shield_VicInVictim_(TRTS2004)_sm.jpg) a little more hardcore.

how did you get that pic of me, victim? :cool:

since i appear to be running away with the voting and the bet, i have a message (http://www.onejackoffclothing.com/assets/images/db_images/db_jack_offs_ddp_steve_austin1.jpg) for you and your new plan!

This thread is now in my top 5

wow I love this stuff!

since i appear to be running away with the voting and the bet



The other loser (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=Players&amp;Number=141797&amp;page =1&amp;view=collapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=186&amp;fpart=1) lead for awhile and won the popular vote also. I think we all know how that turned out.


i have a message for you and your new plan!



How fitting that you chose a beer drinking loser. The similarities are stunning.

yeah, we both kicked your butt...just bring it!!! (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JU8M.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

I'm really enjoying your newly resurrected confidence after winning $20 against a tournament field one step above the special olympics.

I'm really enjoying your newly resurrected confidence after winning $20 against a tournament field one step above the special olympics.



lmao

He was also walking errrr limping to the parking lot signing "I got money and Hawk didn't" like an 8 year old. It was quite cute.

well, if i go to a tournament and don't cash it helps you. but if i go and cash it is just like a double kick in the jewel(s) for you. no matter who i beat. i suggest you contact the brakels and see if you can get in one of those junior girls events. oh yeah, i guess it won't help unless you can talk them into playing masters.

i did sign up for the WVO. theoretically, that should be an event with no cash to add to the total and bring me a bit closer. regardless, you will need to chase me to any other events i go to and outcash me to win this bet.

I'm confused you are battling the young journalist golfer too :confused:

young journalist?

you are confused sharky! good thing you're a GM!!! you fit right in...

theoretically


:D :D :D :D Did you see yourself play there last month?


you will need to chase me to any other events i go to and outcash me to win this bet.



I was hoping to have this battle waged in a grander arena, but you are more comfortable wallowing in the gutter. So instead of five star restaurants and hotels, I'm going to have to slum in your world of "dining" (http://www.cyburbia.org/gallery/data/504/medium/1wg77.jpg) and "lodging." (http://www.route66motels.com/images/route66motels.jpg)

Oh never mind I guess it is better if we leave mtl out of this.

correct me if i'm wrong, but if you only want to talk of the "grander" events, and i'm guessing that means pdga sanctioned, i am the only one who has cashed at one this year of the 2 of us.
and you didn't even register for the WVO.

maybe we'll get some clarity at the sizzler in 10 days. it is at least sanctioned. we'll see who cashes there...

i am the only one who has cashed at one this year of the 2 of us.




According to tourney results in our profiles the score there is 0-0.


and you didn't even register for the WVO.



Good thing for you I didn't considering the pounding you took last month there at the hands and discs of Your Disc Golf Hero.


maybe we'll get some clarity at the sizzler in 10 days. it is at least sanctioned. we'll see who cashes there...



Where you again will be the favorite on the course where "I learned to play." You won't be dealing with quitters this time, and your head to head success lately has been nonexistent so we are all <font color="green"> standing by for your greatness. </font>

Oh never mind I guess it is better if we leave mtl out of this.



not a smart move if you want your thread to rock.

mtl, you are still an apprentice henchman. not ready for the great battle you are. go fix your avatar...

I hated to see that the Dr. cashed on hawk in my home state over the weekend. Don't worry hawk, your fan base in Virginia is holding out you'll prevail in the long run.

Jeff,

Thanks fan. I'd like to apologize for letting The Load &amp; his crony (http://www.qwe.com/scott/secretowl/celery_mugging.jpg) have a free pass last Sunday. Unfortunately I was tied up with a prior committment. (http://www.thecross-photo.com/images/Harmony-Baptist-Church.jpg) However my mobile reverend service is really taking off. I'm working with a couple of new (http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0519/csmimg/p12b.jpg) consultants (http://www.lasvegas.com/nightlife/stripclubs/images/scoresnew02.jpg) and without any more free passes The Load will soon sink out of mediocrity and down into the depths of despair (http://thymoma.de/depression-pez1.jpg) unthinkable to the rest of us.

Middletown Dan may register MPM. He was worried about cashing and not being able to play the MAAC. He said if Chucker and you two were his only competition, he would easily take home the money. He said he is looking forward to giving you guys another lesson (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=5772) . :D

Who?

who?

This (http://senecadiscgolf.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=171&fullsize=1) guy! (http://senecadiscgolf.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=168&fullsize=1)

Unfortunately I can't honestly say that I'm familiar with that particular individual. However those two photos are interesting in that in the second one his outfit almost resembles a dress, and in the first one I see two men exchanging ca$h in a park which unfortunately often involves a tawdry sexual liason. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If this particular individual would like to perhaps bask in the greatness of Team Grunt then please encourage him to do so. As an International Disc Golf Celebrity and the Maryland State Coordinator we take our roles of ambassadors seriously. Dan should be advised however that making direct eye contact with either of us, or speaking without being spoken to is generally forbidden. We may very well have played against this Dan in our division in the past, but keep in mind that to us the rest of the field are simply stools.

The Load was working on someone's computer last night and,


i gave you a vote



indicating that he has come to his senses and realizes the futility of his quest.

5/1/06 HawkGammon wrote:

I'm off for my private lessons at the Becker Academy.



Apparently you know exactly who he is as you took lessons from him after the Soiree. :D

That was the Don Becker Pottery Academy &amp; Dance Studio you 'tard.

any relation to boris becker?

His less athletic, more effeminate cousin from the Black Forest region.

from the minor league bored:


i may actually switch to adv masters since hawk isn't going. the masters field is kind of imposing this year!
- The Load, 7-20-06




How sissy is this? I'm personally embarassed to be in a competition with a man (http://surfsiderealty.com/images/little-girl.jpg) who would bail out like this. While I have played once as an Advanced Master this year that was at an Am only event. I would never play Advanced Master at a Pro-Am. Clearly The Load has come to some sense in that he realizes that there is no way for him to ca$h at the WVO and that he's merely donating 50 cents to narrowing the per event average by playing. The only real question is whether he can finish above the bottom three in the Masters field. I believe this violates the spirit of the bet in that he's participating in an event that offers a Masters field, but is not playing Masters as it would negatively impact his position in the bet. This from the man (http://sydney.fuller.name/photos/2005/2005-10-17--Little_Drummer_Girl.jpg) who boldly declared months ago that he would not let this bet determine what tourneys he played.


i will beat hawk AND cash. stand by for greatness!
- The Load today. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=568565&Main=564519#Post568565)



Who wants to take The Load (http://www.fremontdads.com/photos/Little_Girl_Portraits/images/Little-Girl-web.jpg) up on his boast to ca$h? This time The Load is merely betting on his own performance. We all know how that whole W.V. debacle turned out for The Load last month.

Obviously he is the favorite to beat me at the Sizzler:

1. He's leading this bet.
2. You the public have voted him the big favorite to win this bet.
3. I've never beaten him in a sanctioned event at Seneca.
4. He has a higher player rating.

All I've got going for me is this. (http://hg.iap.ac.cn/dcphoto/movie/Batman_01.jpg) Well that and this. (http://www.937thebone.com/BoneBabe/females/superhero3.jpg)

well, while it certainly isn't specified in the bet that i have to play pro masters, i have decided to play there as there is always the possibility of the perfect storm and cashing. but since i am playing the event for fun i don't care if i play pro or am, and if i means enabling someone to play who would miss out, i will switch if needed. hawk's pitiful whining about when and where i play won't be taken into consideration.

as to seneca, of course i am the huge favorite. what does that say about you that I am the huge favorite over you??? not only will i beat you, i will cash. i am going to start driving home the finishing nails on this bet....

The only thing you'll be driving home after the Sizzler is your sweat drenched 250 pound dehydrated sun stroked carcass. We'll probably be having dinner at the Rockville Hooters as preparation for you paying off the bet come January.

I do respect your new gameplan though of playing in events that you have no chance of ca$hing in. Sort of the opposite extreme of your failed Boulder Woods strategy. Much like your choice of putters, this is that committment that my fans admire you for.

So are both you guys playing the Seneca Sizzler?

Colin,

We are both pre-registered, but there's always the chance now that The Load drops down to Advanced Masters. Knowing that you are a man who likes a little gaming please note that this time I don't even have to beat The Load but he merely would need to fail to ca$h. This is like giving money away. Please note The Load's finishes in sanctioned events at Seneca. For full disclosure I'll include his amateur days due to the risk of Advanced Masters entry:


2001-Intermediate
1 Glenn Hatfield
2 Tim Felten
3 Brian Weber
4 The Load
5 Peter Noble
6 Bobby Noble
7 Will Lydick
8 Chris Schuster
8 Chris Cicatelli
10 Marc Ciagne
11 Rory Duncan
12 Leif Lupien
13 Mark Smith
14 Blaine Kiser





2002-Advanced
1 Brandon Bailey
2 Senator f.x. Hoffman
2 Jeff Lagrassa
4 Jason Ferrara
4 Jon Ginsberg
6 Ted Sammons
7 Pete Noble
7 Paul Wojcik
7 Robin White
10 Eric Keim
11 Keith Weidemann
11 Matt Madera
13 Dan Gowetski
13 Glen Kerns
13 Dylan smokes Behrens
16 Bobby Noble
16 Dave Huff
16 George Saxman
19 Rob Johnson
20 Brien Mclaughlin
21 The Load
22 Andy Unger
22 Steven Jewell
24 Ed Foster
25 Rob Vender
26 Jason Burchick
26 Brian Chamer
28 Dan Schmelzer




2003-Open
1 Ron Russell
2 Brian McRee
3 Bryan Gawler
4 Walter Haney
5 Ken Climo
6 Josh Anthon
6 Pat Pitts
6 Steve Rico
9 Brian Schweberger
10 Cam Todd
11 Steve Brinster
12 Avery Jenkins
12 Larry Leonard
14 John Gregory
14 Kevin Mccoy
16 Craig Gangloff
16 Dave Feldberg
16 Mike Moser
19 Tony Ellis
20 Shawn Breske
20 Mitch Sonderfan
22 Bob Graham
23 Jason Coke
24 Paul Kenny
25 Jack Stanton
25 Jake Azato
27 Dan Bradley
28 Pat Mullins
29 Nick Kight
30 Mark Ramsey
31 Tom Kim
32 Ron Turner
33 J.Ted Zadareky III
34 Robzilla Stewart
35 Kevin Johnson
36 Jeff Keirn
37 Will Kuper
37 Brandon Bailey
39 Scot Wittman
40 Mark Southard
41 Bobby Einreinhofer
41 David Burroughs
43 The Load
44 Steve Maerz





2004-Masters
1 Wayne Zink
2 Tim Kady
3 Robin Billig
4 Terry Roddy
5 Jeff "fudd" Sweetman
6 Bill Underwood
7 Dean Pfeifer
8 Jay Gobrecht
9 Tony Wiechert
9 Lewis Graninger
9 Andy Caris
12 Chris Hysell
12 Steve Simpson
14 Bryan Mcalees
15 Carl Jochen
16 The Load
17 Tom Edwards
18 Karlton Taylor
19 Steve Winchester
20 Tony Dinisio





2005-Masters
1 Wayne Zink
2 Mark Boyce
3 Andy Caris
4 Joe Pelchat
5 Jeff "fudd" Sweetman
6 Bill Underwood
7 Ray Rogers
8 Karlton Taylor
9 Dean Pfeifer
10 Bryan Mcalees
10 Steve Simpson
12 Nick Kight
13 The Load
14 <font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font>
15 Lewis Graninger





2006-Masters
1 Jim Myers
2 Mark Boyce
2 Wayne Zink
4 Nick Kight
5 Robin Billig
5 Joseph Hewlett
7 Bob Graham
7 Andy Caris
9 Ray Rogers
9 Jerry Gotcher
11 J. gary Dropcho
12 Bryan Mcalees
13 Dan Cordle
14 Dean Pfeifer
14 Joe Pelchat
16 Jeff Sweetman
16 Karlton Taylor
18 Dan Becker
19 John Merhi
20 The Load
21 <font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font>
22 Glen Patterson
23 Lee Savoy
24 Charlie George




Does this look like a guy who is going to ca$h?

funny, my name seems to be above yours each time. if i suck so bad, where does that put you? i guess those protein shakes are in vain, little man!

Funny, but we've already established your track record of success vs. me at Seneca. Is that the best smack you've got you Load? I think your bigger problem is that I am right behind you the last two times, and the margin has shrunk, and this time we're playing with temps in the mid 90's vs. the low 70's. I'm happy to be the little man if the alternative is you.

if talking was the bet you would certainly be winning. unfortunately for you there is this pesky disc golf thing where you seem unable to keep up with me in cash. if i cash here you are in serious trouble bet-wise...

if i cash here



If?!?! What happend to the guarantee? The public is ready to take you up on this action.


you are in serious trouble bet-wise



That's funny! The only serious trouble I might get into at Seneca is having to lug your Load from #12's tee to the paramedics awaiting you in the parking lot. Now that would be a work out! (http://www.bloomington.k12.mn.us/departments/facilities/activity_centers/images/Weight_Lifting.jpg) I am glad to hear though that you've started some training (http://erikaschultz.com/blog/uploaded_images/weightlifter-741323.jpg) of your own.

The Load has been relying rather heavily lately on a Pro Orc which is not listed in his bag profile. It is however a perfect color for him as it is yellow.

I updated my profile to include it. hereafter it may be referred to as "mystery disc #1" when it is in the bag. my 2 mystery discs will be pulled out and and used to beat hawk senseless on a totally random basis. :D

How much of a mystery is it when my Starfire still goes further?

I'm not sure true pros have to cower behind mystery discs.

I'll be adding a little something special this Saturday, to humble you with.

I don't recall you using a second mystery disc on Saturday.

Here's a mystery for you....who is HAWK??? (http://md-discgolf.com/hawk/)

from the minor league bored:


what's for lunch? fend for ourselves?
- The Load, today



Rich has his priorities in order for the Seneca Sizzler.

ask any finely tuned athlete and they will tell you food is VERY important to winning! ;)

Actually that would be nutrition which has nothing to do with you and food.

WVO & The Load update.

Having been shamed out of playing Advanced Masters Rich is now contemplating complete withdrawl. Cowardly: you bet. Wise move: you bet. I wonder if Rich can actually auction of his own pre-reg slot on EBAY as a fundraiser. (http://www.ramadaexpress.com/images/dining_buffet.jpg)

no. if for some reason i don't go to wvo, the spot would obviously go to the next on the waitlist.

having played it several times to hawk's none, exactly who is the coward here???

hawk will be scraping to get in as many cash oppurtunities as possible after i cash saturday!

after i cash saturday



Two things amaze me about this quote:

1. The audacity to repeat it.

2. No one has bet you over it yet. That screams easy money.

after i cash saturday



Two things amaze me about this quote:

1. The audacity to repeat it.

2. No one has bet you over it yet. That screams easy money.


Alright Load, time to put your money where your mouth is....

$10 says you don't cash + $10 says you don't beat The People's CHAMP! (http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/646/646957/superman-returns-20050831091915947-000.jpg)
Are you man enough to put your money where your mouth is? $20 if you beat Hawk and cash.
That is, assuming you don't wuss out and play adv. masters.

Now that sounds like a bet The Load would take. He loses $10 when he fails to ca$h, but as the heavy favorite to finish ahead of me at Seneca for the fifth time in a row he wins $10 and breaks even. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i think Hawk needs to bet me himself rather than encouraging his fans to bet me.
or maybe hawk should focus on actually winning this bet, as he is still losing 7 months in. soon he will be running out of events. i look forward to his concession speech. hopefully it is as good as his victory speech was last time.

i think Hawk needs to bet me himself rather than encouraging his fans to bet me.
or maybe hawk should focus on actually winning this bet, as he is still losing 7 months in. soon he will be running out of events. i look forward to his concession speech. hopefully it is as good as his victory speech was last time.



Translation: Oh wait Hawk already has bet me. That's what this whole thread is about. Geesh I'm a idiot. I inched ahead after getting spanked for five months and then got humiliated at West Virginia. Even I'm not stupid enough to bet on myself again. If I could figure a way out of this bet I would do it.

translation: how the hell am i getting beat by this guy? maybe i can avoid the actual issue with a few pithy remarks...