That would be correct. However I believe the silver division in the past has paid out a combo of plastic and ca$h, so that sounds real lucrative to me. Remember your big Bulldog win? Good luck desperado.

both of you will be handled terribly in the silver division.

From the minor league bored:


Seneca Faux Leap




DrEvil

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject:

Question, will silver be paid out in cash or plastic? i really don't need any more plastic!



This man doesn't even get any respect on his own message bored. He's still waiting for an answer. Perhaps the TD is still guffawing at the prospect that Rich could merch at her tourney.

So, when did Craig get a sex change operation? :o

Well what is he now? I'm merely going by the person doing the marketing campaign.

From the minor league bored:


Seneca Faux Leap




DrEvil
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:33 am Post subject:

IMO, silver pros should get $ and silver ams get plastic. BUt that is a TD decision. I'll wait for lady's answer...





Seven weeks into the bet and Dr. Ethel is reduced to grovelling for ca$h.

DrEvil
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:33 am Post subject:

IMO, silver pros should get $ and silver ams get plastic. BUt that is a TD decision. I'll wait for lady's answer...





so where does that put mullet masters?

i prefer the term "Country Club Pro", Thanks!

Dr. Ethel is complaining that since the payout is a combo of ca$h and plastic in the silver division at the Seneca tourney this weekend that it shouldn't count as an event in his total. I've agreed to let him sissy out with regards to counting this as an event due to those conditions. Therefore let's all hope he does well, win$ some ca$h, and then watch him whine when he can't count it towards his season total.

HG,

I say let him hock his plastic and count his proceeds from said sales towards his total, that may be the only way to make this thing close again. :D

hopefully i will start closing the gap at the next calvert monthly. hawk is in hiding until then....

I say let him hock his plastic and count his proceeds from said sales towards his total, that may be the only way to make this thing close again.




Jeff,

An interesting proposition, but if I allowed him to do that, he would probably just start playing Advanced (or Intermediate when his rating dips below 915) and start racking up a collection of DX Aviars. Also I'm sure he would want to declare the value at retail price, and not the TD tourney cost. Never underestimate the actions of a truly desperate gambler.

hopefully i will start closing the gap...



Translation: I've thrown in the towel. I can't win this.


hawk is in hiding until then



Translation: This will be my strategy down the road. I will challenge his manhood to attend every lame event that I go to.

I'm curious to know what events I'm currently hiding from Ethel? The Faux Leap which you begged not to have counted?

fine, hawk isn't hiding. he is rolling in his winnings on the floor of his luxury apartment wearing only hisa victory orioles cap he bought after his huge ice bowl win!

Boy we've got ten more months of these bitter posts to look forward to. What fun!

blah blah blah.

they don't call me grumpy for nothing!

they don't call me grumpy



Actually what you're normally called starts with an L.

T minus seven days until Dr. Evil's best chance at redemption this year. Next Sunday is the Loriella Challenge which was the highlight of his PDGA season last year. I've graciously agreed to attend to give him a shot at making up some ground. Of course this will likely be the final blow (http://www.corpsesforsale.com/GRAPHICS/fevamp5.jpg), and the rest of the season will just be an ongoing string of failed efforts on his part. Perhaps Rich should seek some professional help. (http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2003/Kolchak%20poster%202.jpg)

actually the highlight of last year for me was rockburn. look it up and see what my rounds were rated!

I was basing it on the amount of PDGA points you earned as I figured that most accurately reflected the size of the field vs. your performance. You've already proven that your player rating is an empty house of cards. Payout$ tend to be a little subjective, but points awarded is a rigid formula. Also shouldn't you be able to do well on your home course? Well besides last months Ice Bowl that is. I do understand though your desire to diminish expectations at this point. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with a bold claim along the lines of:


I, Rich Myers, vow to play all 36 holes.

If you crush his spirit this early, who will be foolish enough to bet with you next year?

I would probably take the year off as I did after the successful 2004 bet, and then look around for a worthy adversary. Or like Marciano I can retire undefeated.

It's Wednesday.

3.5 days until tee time.

Somewhere in the Maryland suburbs Dr. Evil quietly rocks back and forth in his chair fretting about Sunday.

Random thoughts bouncing around in his glossy head:


Do I have any chance at all?




How did I get myself into this mess?




I wish I had some Krispy Kremes right now.




I miss the original line-up of Black Sabbath.




What's that smell?




Why are my pants damp?

i really DO miss the original lineup of black sabbath! i can bring the "reunion" cd sunday if you like.... :D

i can bring the "reunion" cd sunday



As tempting an offer as that is, I think I'll pass. If I'm driving we'll be catching up on current events while you navigate like any good co-pilot (http://www.evil-fun.com/speed_trixie.jpg) should.

i have a gps for that. i'll be powering up on krispy kremes

i'll be powering up on krispy kremes




I believe that might be an oxymoron...how appropriate.

i'm going over strategies for loriella holes mentally in preparation. I am going to turn it up a notch now that the REAL season is upon us. no more ice bowls. all business now. keep your eye on your rear view, if that little rollerskate even has one of those! :cool:

Also Lord Hysell will likely be there, giving me pointers and distracting you with your mancrush. maybe hysell will have some nice new discraft secret weapon i can buy that will prove the difference... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

i'm going over strategies for loriella holes mentally in preparation.



I can't believe you seriously referenced mental strategy and yourself in the same sentence. Were you laughing out loud as you typed that line?


I am going to turn it up a notch now that the REAL season is upon us.



I imagine the real season begins for you if you ever out ca$h me again. If you are cru$hed again Sunday does that mean the real season is over?

Also Lord Hysell will likely be there, giving me pointers and distracting you with your mancrush.



I believe Lord Hysell has already professed his allegiance to Team Gammon this season, so I suspect that any information he might give you should be considered suspect.


maybe hysell will have some nice new discraft secret weapon i can buy that will prove the difference...



This could really work against you if Lord Hysell happens to have a Z Buzzz around 178g. I might just use that against you in my ongoing; Let me beat you down with a disc I've never used before campaign.

no, i have not yet begun to fight. if you think i'm just going to give up you are seriously mistaken. i think your couple fluke wins will even out in the long run. it's a marathon, not a sprint.

and be my guest with that z buzzzz... maybe it will add to the legend that is hawk! ;)

if you think i'm just going to give up you are seriously mistaken.



Would that be seriously mistaken like when you agreed to this bet?


no, i have not yet begun to fight



Yes we've all noticed that. We just weren't sure if it was a matter of choice or ability.

i guess we'll find out sunday. maybe you'll be tired from driving all the way down there.

1. I commute 75 minutes each morning to work.

2. I'm a finely conditioned athlete.

This is a new embarassing level of straw grasping on your part.

Fighting over me won't get you anywhere.

I was out at Loriella today playing in the wind. The newest weapon from Discraft is in the bag and it was performing well. Of course the Z Avenger was doing it's job also. I am looking forward to Sunday. I'm going to try to keep my record of no lifetime DNFs intact. Maybe Jimmy will help me with that.

I'm not sure there is a Z Buzzz in your future Hawk but there may be one at home in the secret stash. I will check when I decide to leave my office and go home.

i also plan on incessantly yammering while you try to drive and telling you how to drive!

plus i will make you stop at mcd's and get your fingers greasy.

Hawk, the only discs that are close to what you want are some 177g dye jobs. I have two to choose from.

i also plan on incessantly yammering while you try to drive and telling you how to drive!




That's no different than how you behave when we are practicing, so that will have no impact on me.

I was out at Loriella today playing in the wind.



Why wasn't this publicized so that others could marvel as you honed your skills? What were the ground conditions like Lord Hysell? Was it mucky? I have to consider what footwear to bring, and how to coordinate that with the rest of my outfit.


177g dye jobs.



That sounds yummy. Could you arrange to have a member of your staff bring one or both for me to consider? Evil will have a complete mental breakdown if I beat him with another new mold.

Footwear. Today I wore the Merrell Chameleon Stretch. There were a few mucky areas out there. With the wind blowing the course should be really dry. I will have a truck full of various shoes between 10.5 and 11.5. You may want to try my magic shoes.

After further investigation I found some 1st run Z-Buzzzes that weigh 177g & 178g. They are nice. I wonder what they are worth to you Hawk?

With the wind blowing the course should be really dry.



This is twice now that you have referenced the wind. What is this wind you speak of?

I wonder what they are worth to you Hawk?




I have heard good things about these first runners.

The true questions here Lord Hysell are:

1. Do you truly want me to defeat the evil load in this bet?

2. Do you truly believe that this disc will help me do so?

3. How badly do you and your sponsor want to have some of their product in Your Disc Golf Hero's bag?

I'm sure Rich will have sufficient ca$h on hand pre tourney tomorrow to purchase one or more of these discs for me if they are deemed beneficial to the cause.

After further investigation I found some 1st run Z-Buzzzes that weigh 177g & 178g. They are nice. I wonder what they are worth to you Hawk?


Ebay them for $40 each. Hawk, you're old, stop playing.

Hysell's older. My plan is to outlast him.

Good luck Hawk in the continuing domination of Dr. Evil tomorrow in my home state. Maybe I'll see you guys at the Va. Open in May.

Thanks fan. Remember not to approach me though if our paths happen to cross at some future event. Also limit direct eye contact.

the REAL season is upon us



The season ended today for Dr. Evil as he announced his withdrawl (http://www.nalsofmichigan.org/images/Happy%20Retirement.jpg) from out of state PDGA events after today's showdown.


if you think i'm just going to give up you are seriously mistaken.



Did I mention that he announced his intention (http://www.chem.arizona.edu/gallery/albums/Judys-Retirement-Party-042705/P4270002.jpg) not to play any more PDGA tourneys outside of Maryland?


hawk is in hiding until then....



After grciously agreeing to accompany Dr. Load down to Loriella today in violation of my preannounced season schedule, the only thing hiding today was Ethels smack to back up his talk.

Off we went.

Round one from the shorts saw me playing with Jimmy Stanley and Tony the math teaching Am who elected to play with the pros today. After an array of 2, 3 and 4's I end up dead even at with Jimmy three behind me, and The Load two behind Jimmy.

Scores after round one:
<font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font>-54 ;)
<font color="green">Dr. Empty </font>-59 :eek:

I find myself tied for seventh out of 22 or so Masters, and Rich is ahead of the Am. Rich is sweating it out at lunch realizing that he dragged me down to this event, and a decent ca$hing here would close this deal down.

Round two finds more of the same as once again Rich is four behind me, and two behind his good friend Mr. Stanley.

Round two scores:
Hawk-71 (125) :D
Rich-75 (134) :mad:

Unfortunately my disasterous string of 5-5-5 took me out of the money letting Evil off the hook, but nevertheless he suffered a devestating psychological and morale destroying blow.

On the plus side for Rich the school teachers presence enabled the good doctor/bad player from finishing DFL.

The drive home in the roller skate was amusing as Rich interviewed me regarding the principles behind the pyramid philosophy of my mold set-up. He was copiously taking notes as he will now frantically prepare for our next non-sanctioned tussle next Sunday at the Swamp.

The otherall bet figures currently stand at:

Hawk: Events-6, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$10.83
Rich: Events-6, Total Winnings-$12.50, Average Winnings-$2.08.

I think we should start calling Rich two bucks. :)

Only if we can call you Old Man Tenner.

Nice shooting out there yesterday. It looked like you had a blast! (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/loriella305060003.jpg) Watch out the bad Doctor (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/loriella305060006.jpg) has already started training. Perhaps you should start a competition with the Shark (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/hawaiidisc0016.jpg) himself. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Thanks fan. Good thing I was adjusting my glasses during that photo of myself and Lord Hysell. Otherwise the sheer volume of raw sexuality would overwhelm the average viewer.

Wow Dr. Load eating. How did you manage to get such a rare shot? I should mention that he begged to stop at Arby's on the way home for a snack!

Ample showing HG...but I expect more...I was hoping that a classic neck-steppin' was going to happen this week to completely destroy the Evil spirit.

Random Ramblings of a Recluse:


i don't plan on letting this bet decide when or where i play this year.
-Dr. Evil on 1-21-06



Okay that declaration lasted almost six weeks.


i'll play when i want and let the chips fall where they may.
-Dr. Evil on 1-21-06



So far all you're doing is stepping in those chips.


hopefully i can lure him to loriella. there the combo or his poor track record there and his mancrush on hysell should allow me to comfortably outcash him.
-Dr. Evil on 2-9-06



Hey that worked out great!


i'm going over strategies for loriella holes mentally in preparation.
-Dr. Evil on 3-3-06



I'm guessing he's still going over those.


I am going to turn it up a notch now that the REAL season is upon us.
-Dr. Evil on 3-3-06



Mission accomplished! Your worse showing of this young season.


Also Lord Hysell will likely be there, giving me pointers
-Dr. Evil on 3-3-06



Hence the retirement.

Ample showing HG...but I expect more...I was hoping that a classic neck-steppin' was going to happen this week to completely destroy the Evil spirit.




Sorry for the disappointment fan. The neck was there for the snapping, but I let it slip away. This might be a little more tedious the rest of the season as Ethel is limiting himself to the Swamp monthlies where this will turn into a nickel and dime effort. On the plus side my years of weight training has conditioned me to perform the same mundane task time after time after time. :D

Crushing Evil=bench press. ;)

He's too afraid to try Sherando in three weeks. :o

<font color="green"> Misery loves... </font>

http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/loriella305060006.jpg

<font color="green"> Fig Newtons. </font>

Am I the only one seeing another sponsorship opportunity here?

Maybe the fine folks at Honda will offer-up a tricked-out Fig Newton model for the Evil one.

Breaking Dr. Evil News

Check out the update on Dr. Evil's bag:


In the Bag:
3 driver molds
Pro starfire
star starfire L
kc 10x (ce) tbird
champion tbird
pro firebird Fl
2 mid range molds
dx roc - 172
soft wizard - 175
1 putter mold
omega ss - 175
(trying hawks pyramid bag setup)



After mocking me endlessly for my zen like approach he copies it in a desperate attempt to stay even. This is why some of us are <font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font> and the rest are Rich.

Also some rather grandiose boasts were made over the cell phone this evening. We'll see if $2 will bring that kind of smack talk to the big bored.

Todays Breaking Dr. Evil News

Local bored turns on one of their own. $2 written off for dead.


The rickster is so right, everybody out to the calvert monthly this sunday it will be HUGE!

Subplots:
Will DJ retain his lead in Open?

Will El Prez dominate again in the Masters?
-Mr. Sherwood





will Evil allow Hawk to win again with a late collapse?
-Dr. Ethel





Yeah, I thought about that subplot too: "The battle for last cash" Hawk is even money. The bad dr a 10 to 1 longshot.
-Mr. Sherwood

Just under 48 hours until Dr. Evil's next meltdown. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

I received a voicemail last evening from Rich in which he bragged about doing 50 or so practice putts in his backyard to sharpen his skills for Sunday.

Earlier in the week he boldly proclaimed that he could show up at the Swamp carrying simply four discs in hand and out ca$h me. Let's see if he walks that talk. ;)

i will never let you beat me at the swamp again!!!

mark my words coyote-boy......
-Dr. Evil on 2-13-06





:D
-Hawkgammon on 2-13-06



<font color="red"> YOUR DISC GOLF HERO </font> again slaps Dr. Evil (http://www.pyromosh.org/images/bbs/crying_baby.jpg) around at the Swamp.

Unfortunately no ca$h is won as I, as usual, am the first guy not paid by I believe two strokes. Scores went:

Round One:
<font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font>-51 :(
<font color="green">Dr. Load </font>-52 :o

This was an accomplishment of biblical greatness as I was forced to play the first round with not one, but two stoller pushing parents with the occassional outburst of under five year old crying. Meanwhile Rich strolled leisurely through the park. Fortunately my time spent touring with Rich has conditioned me to those kind of situations.

Round Two:
Hawkgammon-55 (106) ;)
Ethel-56 (108) :mad:

In round two Rich suffered both the indignity and destiny of playing with the bottom recreational player on his "card."

Another meaningless victory in the head to head battle which was a favorite stat of Rich's early on, but he doesn't mention it now. Just for the curious I believe it now stands at:

Hawk-6
Rich-1
Ummm...that would be six in a row for me. :D

Bet standings as of now:
Hawk: Events-7, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$9.29
Rich: Events-7, Total Winnings-$12.50, Average Winnings-$1.79.

Rich falls below the dreaded Mendoza line. :D

Since Rich goaded me into going to Loriella against my previously announced 2006 tour schedule, I am now returning the challenge (which I believe must in good conscience be accepted by him) and calling Rich out to attend Bluemont with me the first weekend of April. After that we'll be even on that score at least. :p

...I was forced to play the first round with not one, but two stoller pushing parents with the occassional outburst of under five year old crying.



First off, James turned 4 in January and Abby will be 2 in May... NOW:
What your "Disc Golf Hero" neglected to mention was that one of the stroller pushing parents [being me] got him by a stroke on the first round, while the second stroller pushing parent [my Wife], out drove him [and� well� me too] on a number of holes - without the kids interaction. [Is the beginning of the end for the Hawk-meister? Out driven by my stroller-pushing wife, who has play 4 dozen-or-so times???] AND, being the other �stroller pushing parent� with a rating well under the �so-called� hero, we tied for the day�. And I DID have a stroller with an under two year old for the second round� Your excuse? [If Only I were 4 years old� I�d LOVE to get into this bet!] :eek:

Anytime Judy wants to start a bet with Rich I'm fairly sure he'll take her up on that at this point.

the only thing that matters in this bet is cash. unfortunately you couldn't close the deal. leaving me hanging around could prove a mistake later. bluemont eh? is that even an offical course?

unfortunately you couldn't close the deal.



At least I'm at the negotiating table. You're like a guy who walks into the showroom of a car dealership with wads of money sticking out of your pocket, and all the salesmen ignore you.


leaving me hanging around could prove a mistake later.



Not if you balance that against the incredible entertainment value you're providing so many right now.


is that even an offical course?



Probably not, but they have two sanctioned tourneys each year within one hour of here so it qualifies on some level.

Shocking Update!!!

Rich picked up a vote last night in the poll. This means one of two things:

1. Someone stumbled across this thread who loves the longshots.

2. Rich found an old Commodore 64 in the basement and managed to get it up and onto the internet to vote for himself. Next he'll start working on his Atari game system.

bite me ;)

Another sympathy vote has rolled in. Very curious.

maybe they sense a come from behind victory?

Maybe they are...ummm...incapacitated. Feel the Love could be the next unofficial battle if you dare.

Maybe they are...ummm...incapacitated. Feel the Love could be the next unofficial battle if you dare.



you two should come help plant trees rather than hit them with plastic. druid hill on 3/25. we'll do doubles or something afterwards. the tree planting should be a breeze.

If I'm not at Codorus, I should be there.

me too. what is the start time?

Dr. Evil has pulled even in the popular vote.

What are you people thinking? :D

the people are sensing overconfidence in the frontrunner...

It's tough to not like my chances considering your performance the past three months.

i'm lulling you into a false sense of security.

You would be doing an excellent job except that I haven't seen anything to make me believe it's false so far.

No longer tied in the vote. I gotta support my fellow 5'9.999999999999999" disc golfers. People over 6' tall can go F@$& themselves. It's for the shorties.
Donkey, OUT!

Thanks fan. Another outstanding example of a right thinking American.

didn't randy newman also write "Short People"? :D

He also wrote, "You Can't Fool The Fat Man."

<font color="red"> IT'S OFFICIAL </font>

Loriella Results:

Masters
Place Points Name PDGA# Rating Rd 1 Rd 2 To Par Total Prize
1 Glenn Henry 2975 988 50 992 60 1008 +2 110 $250
2 Joe Hewlett 22697 975 47 1024 64 978 +3 111 $150
3 Ted Zadareky 9019 950 47 1024 65 970 +4 112 $100
4 Kelly Washburn 12874 983 54 950 59 1016 +5 113 $80
5 Mark Boyce 10517 969 55 940 63 985 +10 118 $50
5 Mike Bonday 14710 971 54 950 64 978 +10 118 $50
5 Chris Hysell 7382 974 52 971 66 962 +10 118 $50
8 Ken Johnson 20919 914 55 940 65 970 +12 120 $35
8 Don Grossman 53 961 67 955 +12 120
10 John Biscoe 9456 958 51 982 70 932 +13 121 $30
11 Lewis Graninger 2845 961 56 929 68 947 +16 124
11 Jay Lockamy 25320 919 56 929 68 947 +16 124
13 Shannon Lally 21288 921 56 929 69 940 +17 125
13 Hawk Corrick 22013 911 54 950 71 924 +17 125
13 Rick Swyers 1820 54 950 71 924 +17 125
16 Jimmy Stanley 21790 911 57 918 73 909 +22 130
17 Dan Laitsch 16032 871 58 908 73 909 +23 131
17 Jeff Kraemer 11721 880 56 929 75 894 +23 131
19 Carl Jochen 6553 921 59 897 73 909 +24 132
19 Eric White 59 897 73 909 +24 132
21 Rich Myers 19614 921 59 897 75 894 +26 134
22 Tom Acklin 16033 935 72 760 79 863 +43 151




Dr. Evil shown to have overly inflated rating, once again demonstrating how he is nnothing but a house of cards.

Rich is bowing out of taking a beating this weekend, but next weekend it's back to back Saturday and Sunday tourneys. There's something for your sports fans to look forward to. Think of it not so much as a final four, but more like a final failure for Rick.

Also if anyone has an address for Tom Acklin, Richie would like to send him a thank you card.

you talk a big game for someone who has only won 50$ more than me. it's early. you are grasping at anything obviously since you are now posting results where YOU DIDN"T EVEN CASH!!!
as a matter of fact, in the last month or more i don't think you have put any cash in your pocket, thus leaving me lurking in your rearview. i think your lack of ability to close the deal and overconfidence will be your downfall.

I believe the fact that you are in my rearview mirror is the key. Also you were the one who was posting all of the head to head results up until it became a landslide of failure for you. I'm just keeping up the tradition.

head to head doesn't matter unless one of us cashes. :o

Continue to deny the devestating psychological toll this has taken on you. Is it difficult to type with the tears streaming down your face?

Missed you guys at sherando yesterday, but Lord Hysell dedicated this pic (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/sherandospringbreakout060003.jpg) to you!

I was at Codorus Feeling The Love yesterday on the new brutal cross country holes. I believe Rich was home rocking in the fetal position.

Missed you guys at sherando yesterday, but Lord Hysell dedicated this pic (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/sherandospringbreakout060003.jpg) to you!



There's the hippie side that we all know and...love?

Or it's the classic, I can count to this many.

actually i was out doing some tree planting at druid. reminded me why i hire people to do that kind of stuff....

Why do I think we're seeing a preamble of next weekend's excuse(s)?

Or it's the classic, I can count to this many.



Does that mean he can count 1 higher than the Doc, or does the extended pinky to the mouth represent some strange fetish of his?

trust me, lately i have had lots of practice counting to 4 AND 5! :o

no excuses needed. i should have the advantage on the short courses this weekend and should close with hawk. i am more worried about patapsco(having to td and all), but obviously i should have a decided advantage at rockburn.

i should have the advantage on the short courses this weekend and should close with hawk



Wow you actually used advantage and yourself in the same sentence. Do you have a fever or something? If I ca$h at Bluemont you can pay off the bet at the local branch (http://www.goosehooterstour.com/fairfax_michelle1/fairfax_michellehomepage.html) of America's finest restaurant chain, and end your long national nightmare.


i am more worried about patapsco(having to td and all),



The and all part translates into: Hawk is better than me.

or does the extended pinky to the mouth represent some strange fetish of his?




Actually he's trying to pick his nose, but like most of his shots this season, he's missed his intended target.

actually my daughter says that the french use the pinky instead of the middle finger. it's my message to hawk.

not that he is worthy of even a message. it will be much harder at bluemont and calvert with his rainbow drives and constantly changing drivers. he keeps saying how he only has so many discs in his bag, but he changes them on a weekly basis...

actually i was out doing some tree planting at druid. reminded me why i hire people to do that kind of stuff....



One would think this would have been a breeze for you as you've been digging your own grave for three months now.

it will be much harder at bluemont and calvert with his rainbow drives and constantly changing drivers.



That sad part is that you actually have to use drivers at Bluemont and The Swamp.


he keeps saying how he only has so many discs in his bag, but he changes them on a weekly basis...



And keeps beating you with them. Even ones I buy at halftime of tournaments like your favorite disc. (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/championCoyote.html) At some point this season I'll borrow yours and beat you with them.

Clint Rey putted like a champ with his Mojo in the wind at Codorus yesterday. Why can't you?

Update: Locals continue to show no faith in Rich:


Newsflash odds of the Dr cashing at patap plummet from 10-1 to 9-1
-Mr. Sherwood on 3-24-06 after news of Swamp President Boyce being unable to attend.



No word on my current line. Vegas may have taken me off the board.

but obviously i should have a decided advantage at rockburn.




Translation: I'm thinking of sitting this one out. I can't do any more damage that way.

You demonstrated that advantage at the Ice Bowl where I won $30 on your home course, and you limped away empty handed...again.

Say Rich here's a novel idea. Since this bet will be officially over by the last Monthly at the Swamp in December (I believe it's unofficially over now) why don't we make the last hurrah interesting? What I'm proposing is in line with your claim that you could show up with four discs and beat me coupled with my claim that I could beat you using your discs. Here's my suggestion: We each play with three DX discs. The catch is that we provide each other with the discs we have to use. Think of it as RIPT to the extreme. So I purchase for you (I don't trust you with my actual plastic for obvious reasons) one DX driver, one DX midrange, and one DX putter, and you do the same for me. We get to pick which molds the other has to use, and we present them to one another the morning of the tourney to limit practice. Are you man enought to accept this challenge? :D

i'd be down with the mid and the putter, but i can think of some really crappy drivers i want no part of, ESPECIALLY in dx. i think we just need to switch bags.

i think we just need to switch bags.



Why would I want to get stuck with your plastic? It's clearly defective. Though you throwing the Coyote would be rich with irony. Perhaps later you'll be brave enough to accept this challenge, and I think I have the perfect driver in mind for you.

hawk, you look (http://home.comcast.net/~rhmiracle/hawkpink.jpg) very confident you can play with that disc!

or were you (http://home.comcast.net/~rhmiracle/badhawk.jpg) just babbling as usual?

The key point in the first photo is the fact that I'm holding ca$h. You wouldn't be familiar with that.

that's just the change from buying yet another disc to try in your ever evolving bag of 6 molds.

notice the disc is pink, much like hawk's cheeks!

That's the glow of success you load. And for the record that was a replacement TeeBird for one that disappeared in the first round of that tourney.

it was probably the most overstable disc you could find to compensate for your tremendous wrist roll.

notice the disc is pink



ahhhh...the color of TTrim

it was probably the most overstable disc you could find to compensate for your tremendous wrist roll.




You're confusing that with my amazingly powerful snap that produces the distance you are so envious of.

ahhhh...the color of TTrim



Dame Evil wouldn't know anything about TThaTT.

i know you tthrow like a girl, but prefer boys.

Hawk, have you been bombarded with questions about your newest avatar from your adoring fans?

i know you tthrow like a girl, but prefer boys.



Boys would give me more competition than you have up to this point.

Hawk, have you been bombarded with questions about your newest avatar from your adoring fans?




Lord Hysell,

Yes I have. Some samples:

1. When's the Playgirl layout?
2. How long have you had the facial hair?
3. What's up with the sleeves?
4. Isn't that a photo of Wayne Zink?

That picture was taken just moments after I limped and hopped to a "B" Tier victory. Can you feel the power? I know you can.

I can�t believe people are still confusing me with Lord Hysell. I took all the Discraft stuff out of my bag, shaved my facial hair and had my head shrunk precisely to avoid this situation. Perhaps I will have to stop throwing sidearm flicks as well. Hawk, your fans of all people should know that you would never use an avatar depicting someone who hails from the land of Evil.

That picture was taken just moments after I limped and hopped to a "B" Tier victory. Can you feel the power? I know you can.




Not only do I feel it, but I intend to use it Saturday as soon as we move you back into the Open field.

Hawk, your fans of all people should know that you would never use an avatar depicting someone who hails from the land of Evil.




Excellent point Wayne as the photo does have the index finger involved which is the tip-off.

isn't that your nose-picking finger?

You actually posted that in light of your own avatar. How oblivious are you to reality?

i'm clearly picking my teeth in my avatar. after eating food you bought me at hooters!

It's good to see that you have such an active fantasy life.

Bluemont Fall Pro/Am IX (2005)
1 48 Chris Hysell 52 51 33 136 $172
2 44 Andy Caris 54 55 33 142 $97
3 40 Don Shipp 51 58 35 144 $46
3 40 A. Lewis Graninger 52 56 36 144 $63
5 32 Mark Boyce 48 62 110 $42
6 28 Joe Pelchat 53 59 112
7 24 Billy bob Vigil 55 58 113
8 20 J.Ted Zadareky III 56 58 114
9 16 John Manzione 58 61 119
10 12 Rich Myers 56 64 120
11 8 Tony Dinisio 61 68 129
12 4 G.A. Hawk Corrick 64 68 132

Here's the last time Ethel and I competed at Bluemont. A rather solid victory for Ricardo over me and my total debacle, but still a long way from the $ for him. If he can't pull this out on Saturday, and at least get the moral victory, 42 of you really wasted your votes.

Hmmm...

i beat you by 12 strokes and was still 10 strokes out of the money! ouch! what does that say for your day? :o

I think i heard on the weather channel the forcast for saturday was an evil win chilling out hawk's oversized ego and below average control game, with cash going into evil's pocket and narrowing the small gap in the race. and then a repeat beating for hawk on sunday.

i beat you by 12 strokes and was still 10 strokes out of the money! ouch! what does that say for your day?



The misery that was that day speaks for itself numerically. Hence a victory, moral or otherwi$e, by me Saturday would be the death blow for you. A loss by me is expected based on past performance at this course. The pressure is all on you. Enjoy!

I think i heard on the weather channel the forcast for saturday was an evil win chilling out hawk's oversized ego and below average control game, with cash going into evil's pocket and narrowing the small gap in the race. and then a repeat beating for hawk on sunday.




Here's who is in for Saturday:
Masters
Hawk Corrick 911
Chris Hysell 974
Mark Jackson 944
John Manzione 909
Rich Myers 921
Mark Sherwood 940
Jimmy Stanley 911

Now to ca$h on Saturday you'll need to make the final four and then finish in the top three. You can't beat Hysell. It doesn't look like you can beat Jackson. You have about a 10% chance of beating Mr. Sherwood. You haven't beaten me since the second week of January (and had your worse loss of the season last time out) and you lost to Stanley at Loriella. Just to make it an even sweep I'm saying Manzione is a 60-40 favorite to beat you.

As for going back to back with a win on Sunday everyone knows you have no endurance or stamina. Your wife confirms this.

we shall see richard simmons. you be so worn out from constantly working out and your back injury, i doubt you will even finish on saturday.

on the good side i hear you finally got your body fat below jay's!

your back injury



Well let's be accurate. It's a lower back strain, a slight groin pull, and some tightness in the quads. Otherwise I'm fine...at least well enough to outperform you.

Good news fans! Rich has agreed to caddy for me if I'm competing in the final nine, instead of simply sitting on the sidelines refueling. (http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/fig-newton.gif)

you be so worn out



Rich are you now speaking in eubonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eubonics)?

i think hawk is ready to go this weekend!
http://www.upperaccess.com/experts/Dave_Draper.jpg

I don't use a weight belt.

i think you were nursing your back that day.

Clearly the heavy favorite status for Rich on Saturday is unnerving him.

favorite? clearly having lost however many in a row to you, i can't be considered the favorite. still, i'm thinking yourlow percentage of body fat will leave you unprepared for the warmer weather and the grind of 2 days of golf. thus i will be able to give you the beating you so richly deserve.

i wonder, is there a jump suit and an endorsement deal for a juicer in Hawk's future?
http://mega.ist.utl.pt/~afpe/jack2.jpg

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oh, i'm the favorite all right, if only because it is inevitable you will collapse under the weight of your huge ego! (and end up wearing a jumpsuit and pushing juicers!)

I'm glad you have finally accepted your favored status for Saturday. I suspect though that you would have to be the underdog on Sunday, so you at least have a 50-50 shot this weekend.

<font color="green"> Could Dr. Evil Repeat His 12 Stroke Domination of Your Disc Golf Hero at Bluemont, and Also Get Some Much Needed Ca$h? </font>

<font color="red"> Or Does Your Disc Golf Hero Continue To Humiliate Rich With A Seventh Consecutive Victory, and Possible Ca$h? </font>

After procuring some breakfast (http://www.honeydewdonuts.com/nutrition/BostonCream.jpg) for the evil one, we met at the house that evil built and headed for Bluemont under skies thick with the threat of rain. Upon arriving at the course Rich begins a complete reshuffling of his bag abandoning the brilliance of the pyramid philosophy in favor of some other concept involving Beasts, Stingrays, Cobras, JK Aviars, the Mojo and so forth. There will be a complete briefing by Rich of his current bag set-up at 2300 hours and an updating of such in his profile. Tell your friends. :DAfter signing in we head out to warm-up by throwing some holes. On his first throw from a tee with no practice putts Rich aces the 9th hole with his funky dyed Beast! :cool:Could this be a sign of things to come? ;) After the draw I'm teamed up with the glamour card of Gangloff, Kim, Turner, and Liddel, while Rich is playing with some other people. At the completion of the first round Tom "Dub" Kim has set a new course record shooting a 39! :cool:Rich and I end up tied with 48's. A vast improvement from my performance last year.

In round two Rich and I are carded with local legend Mark Jackson, The Glove, and international sex symbol Chris Hysell. The pairing of Hysell and myself causes quite a stir, and the present media gather around and we set off among an explosion of light bulbs. Rich and I are essentially playing for the last spot in the final four with a hope of finishing third in the group and getting some money. Behind us by one stroke are Rich's personal nemesis Mr. Stanley, and four strokes back is Mr. Sherwood. :eek: Rich eases out to a three stroke lead over the first nine holes as expected as the favorite. On our 12th hole I find myself well short with a long 200' turnover approach to the island pin which is surrounded by OB creek. Taking the disc (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/championCoyote.html) that Rich hates the most I announce I am going for the hail mary (http://www2.jsonline.com/packer/arc/image/811/hail811.jpg) and land 5' from the pin! :cool:Rich loses a stroke. On the next tee I drive far up the hill, and a clearly rattled Rich hits an early OB tree and falls into the OB creek. :DHe takes a circle six to my four, and we're tied. ;) On the next hole we both go OB left, but my superior recovery shot gives me a circle four to Rich's circle five. :D The collapse is on. From there Rich melts like a stick of butter on a beautiful woman, and the final damage is:

Your Disc Golf Hero-110 :)
Dr. Empty-114 :(

It appears that I am on my way into the final nine where I will be trying to make up seven strokes in nine holes in a seemingly futile attempt at ca$h when word comes that Mr. Sherwood playing with the Am's has caught fire and passes me to finish at 109! :eek: :o

Bet standings as of now:
Hawk: Events-8, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$8.13
Rich: Events-8, Total Winnings-$12.50, Average Winnings-$1.56.

That's seven closer near misses in a row for Your Disc Golf Hero, and another DFL for the load as Rich and his doppleganger Mr. Stanley tied at 114.

Tomorrow the Swamp. :)

or skip that load of drivel, and here is the synopsis:

neither of us cashed.

tomorrow i will teach hawk a lesson at the swamp. i've go tmy beast back in the bag, and am probably going to go with the symmetry of 2 drivers/2 mids/2 putters.

Nice try /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Here's a pic of some of the players. (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/bluemontcherryblossom0005.jpg)

The dreaded double post.

i will teach hawk a lesson



I wonder if Rich has a key on his computer that he simply hits and this sentence gets inserted? I can't honestly believe he actually types this week after week when nothing comes of it.

or did i actually plan on teaching you a disc golf lesson?

Calvert Monthly:
i wasn't in hawk's group, so i won't bother with an extensive write up, as i have no head to head adventures. first round i played ok, only 1 under on the back nine, but working to 4 under on the back and 5 under overall which left em tied for the lead. i watched our disc golf loser miss the mando on 17 and he limped in with a 60 for an 11 stroke lead by the master of evil!

for lunch we had my regular chipolte carnitas( lunch is important to us evil doers!) and headed back to the course. hawk insisted that i had no chance of beating el prex who i was tied for the lead with, that my best hope was to hold on for 2nd or 3rd place cash. i told him i was going to win.

second round i was hanging stroke for stroke with boyce-a -matic, even grabbing a lead on a bad putt on 10, until i missed the mando on hole 11 almost hitting longtime legend ragnar in the head. oops, circle 5 to boyce's 3, and now i'm a stroke behind. meanwhile hawk is signaling to me that george is 6 down and smoking me like a cigar. yeah, good luck with that. re-focusing on my game plan, i am dealt another blow when boyce parks 13 and i can only manage a 3. i focus again and bid for a duece on 16. got it! 17 i barely miss another. on 18 a couple is picnicing in the right fairway, so i try a roller. griplocked it right into the ground, but it had alot on it and it rolls a good way down and curls back into the fairway. mark goes around the tree and hits the root of anither making his way all the way over to 11's tee! then he slips on his disc leaving him short and he approaches and gets up and down from there. i approach and leave it 30 short or so, but can the putt to make up a stroke. for a one stroke lead. we match our way the rest of the way through 5 with me unable to can a couple bird putts to put him away and mark doing his best to avoid looking dangerous. mac was languishing well behind with a hurt back. on 6 mark hits the mando tree and wa salyig pretty much on the mando line. tie to the player, but he is in a bad way and takes a 4. again i fail to can a 20 footer to leave the door open, but do stretch the lead to 2. on our last hole, 7, i go wide and safe right to the gap with a nice throw. mark goes for broke with a roller and almost gets it there, but a tree nick slows it down leaving him with a 40+ for duece. he barely misses, while i easily get up and down for the even round and the win.

hawk slinks away tied for last, but nt quite dfl, as i have convinced him, dfl means you are the lone ranger of last. tied for last isn't quite as bad as dfl.

Bet standings as of now:

Rich: Events-9, Total Winnings-$72.50, Average Winnings-$8.05
Hawk: Events-9, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$7.22

game on! :cool:.

Naturally The Load left out the most important part...that he won $60 dragging his sorry game back into the bet.

Lesson learned today-If the stars all magically line up Rich can win:

I have a disaster (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/mpj/Titanic.jpg) round of epic proportions spotting him 11 strokes.

El Fold fails to put him away.

Mac (who has been consistently solid all season) shows up with a bad back.

My designated assassin George, who got to five down to put some pressure on Evil, closes with 4-4-2-4 and then has a little difficulty (http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/plane_crash.jpg) on his 18th hole.

Rich also failed to mention that we shot the same 54 in the second round once again proving that I won't go away. The fans wanted this to be a competition again so here we are. It only took him three months to get back to where we started on January 1st.

;)

whatever, did i mention you shot 6 OVER from the reds? oh yeah, i guess i did. you may be the fisherman, but not this big a fish!!
http://www.chariotaku.com/images/jaws.jpg

I think you're more this...
http://www.arl.co.nz/whalewatch/wwimages/Sperm_Whale.gif
...than that.

Dr Evil (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/cvapril060029.jpg) protecting the house.

Are ya having fun yet Boyz??????? :D

I understand Dr. Evil will be hosting a session in the chatroom this evening at 2300 hours east coast time to discuss his latest bag line-up. He bought some new Star Valkyries yesterday, and was mumbling about old CE ones in the line at Chipoltes. There could be breaking bag news. I was busy scoping out the staff.

Dr Evil protecting the house.




What's that clinging to his shirt? Was Evil rolling around on the ground again when he found a scent he liked?

PP had just stuck one on the Doctor during the gumball war. (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/cvapril060011.jpg)

stay tuned fans for the new winning bag update. i will try to update tonite.

stay tuned fans for the new winning bag update.



I know I'll be staying up for that. Increased the weights tonight at the gym and resumed taking a supplement that I had discontinued last week. Yes I'm able to eat chicken while on it.

current bag updated.

btw, i won our office ncaa pool, 210$. :D

btw, i won our office ncaa pool, 210$.




Proving once again that there's more money to be made gambling than in the sport of disc golf.

:eek:
MPM Rich Myers 49 54 103 14
MPM Mark Boyce 49 56 105 12
MPM George Brown 55 53 108 10
MPM Mac Snellgrove 52 60 112 8
MPM Chris Beach 55 59 114 6
MPM Hawk Corrick 60 54 114 5

Hmmmm...

Why does Chris Beach earn one more series point than me if we tied? Another shaft from the CF'ers I see.

accounting error by sherwood. i'm sure he is fixing it. maybe you should concentrate more on not shooting a 60 from the short tees!

I never would have known if 857 hadn't posted it here.

it was amusing. sherwood already corrected it after i caught it. insult to injury i guess! :D

i like your motivational avatar...that should keep the weights moving!

i like your motivational avatar...that should keep the weights moving!




We've posted it all over the gym. It's replaced the urinal cakes.

hawk sounds very bitter... nice :cool:

did you notice that poll has pulled even?

the poll doesn't matter. only money. and beating hawk senseless!

In a brilliant tactical move Dr. Evil opts not to play at today's Patapsco Punisher which lived up to it's name, and simply performed his TD duties. I, as usual, was first not paid. This tournament saw 22% of the first round participants drop out prior to, or during the second round which might be a PDGA record. Needless to say the combination of rain, wind and Patapsco (coupled with the fortitude of your typical disc golfer) caused this amazing attrition rate.

Current bet standings:
Rich: Events-9, Total Winnings-$72.50, Average Winnings-$8.05
Hawk: Events-10, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$6.50

results are up . sorry i couldn't play, i hate to td and not play, but today it was actually bearable! :D

Ouch! I wiped out my motorcycle and hit the pavement hard. so now i have a bruised rib maybe and a slightly sprained wrist. no golf for a couple weeks probably. hopefully i will have time to prepare to give hawk another lesson at rockburn. assuming he plays that one. he valiantly almost cashed at patapsco under less than ideal conditions.

I wiped out my motorcycle (http://www.thesneeze.com/art/guinness/twins.jpg) and hit the pavement hard.



Nice job Evil. (http://www.motosclassicas70.com.br/evel_heroi.jpg)


assuming he plays that one.



Gee I seem to have pre-reg'd (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=5702) with you weeks ago.

Ouch! I wiped out my motorcycle and hit the pavement hard. so now i have a bruised rib maybe and a slightly sprained wrist. no golf for a couple weeks probably. hopefully i will have time to prepare to give hawk another lesson at rockburn. assuming he plays that one. he valiantly almost cashed at patapsco under less than ideal conditions.



is the bike OK?

a little scraped up and i had to replace the right rear turn signal. otherwise ok. also had to order new scrape guards.

is the bike OK?




The true point of concern.

Current bet standings:
Rich: Events-9, Total Winnings-$72.50, Average Winnings-$8.05
Hawk: Events-10, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$6.50



somehow, i firmly believe that this latest message bored crash is attributable to hawk attempting to destroy record of his impending defeat.

The weather is nice in Oregon, so I assume it's also nice in Maryland. With the disc golf season nigh on full swing, it begs the question: How goes the grand challenge? Is the underdog People's Champion underdogging it, or champing it up? Inquiring minds want to know, and USA Today doesn't carry coverage.

Current bet standings:
Rich: Events-9, Total Winnings-$72.50, Average Winnings-$8.05
Hawk: Events-10, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$6.50

hawk was playing an am event this weekend to practice at codorus. i am currently recovering from a motorcycle crash, and should be playing at seneca next weekend along with hawk. though cashing is unlikely for either of us at an A tier event, you never know.

I dunno. I think they generally pay the same percentage of folks at A-tiers. You just have to fall within that percentage. Therein lies the difficulty. :D

around here the a tiers tend to draw out all the old guys. it's like old home reunion day. you'd think we would have an advantage being newly minted masters types, but these old geezers have been playing so long, they forgot more than i ever learned!

Next big showdown kicks off on Saturday when Dr. Gimp will try to actually complete four rounds of disc. The public appears to lack faith as the voting is tied yet again.

yeah, what does that say about your fitness program, if gimpy old me is tied with you?

yeah, what does that say about your fitness program, if gimpy old me is tied with you?




It says that Hawk has obviously been taking it easy on you, to give you that false sense of hope you desire.

yeah, what does that say about your fitness program, if gimpy old me is tied with you?




Don't you recall the posts earlier in the thread where the public was bemoaning the blow out factor here? I'm just trying to keep it interesting. It's still only April.

mmmmhmmmm....

we'll see who can cash this weekend!

I think the best chance either of us have this weekend is at an ATM. I do feel confident though that I will secure the empty moral victory over you at yet another one of your many home courses.

want to sweeten the pot on that?

Only if I can count that money towards the overall bet tally. Otherwise it's meaningless to me.

want to sweeten the pot on that?

What!? Gonna rub a little honey on it? That should sweeten it!

want to sweeten the pot on that?




Only if I can count that money towards the overall bet tally.



Golly that seems to have shut you up tough guy.

how much , tough guy? it will definitely make it interesting!

So you're agreeing to count a bet as part of the ca$h winnings correct?

sure. but i'm kind of broke so i can't bet too much. but enough to allow you to take the lead is fine....

i'm kind of broke so i can't bet too much.



I suggest you sell the motorcycle. Clearly you're incapable of handling it.

I was thinking $20. Yes I've done the math. By the way you're a six stroke favorite based on last years performance.

fine. 20$ it is.added to the winners cash total for the event.

at least now one of us is sure to cash! :D

I'd offer to shake on it, but you'd probably get injured.

nice one, doc. though you both didn't exactly play lights out by the looks of it.

see yall at the rock on saturday.

all i can say is that i finished. and i beat hawk. our scores were awful, but the basics are, i took a 5 stroke lead in round 1, gave back four in long to c second round , picked up 1 while falling to the mullet group and gave hawk a personal pounding the last round, even though i kept giving him glimmers of hope with my poor play.

hawk found a LOVELY way to pay the bet off, so i am tempted to not count it against the total for bet purposes... <font color="red"> </font>

That's fairly accurate though I think you undersold my heroic charge in round two.

You are free to include the $20 in the winnings as that was the agreement, or if you're emboldened you can leave it out. It's up to you to provide the latest standings.

I'm off for my private lessons at the Becker Academy.

By the way you're a six stroke favorite based on last years performance.



Hawk, he got you by 6 stokes last year and 5 strokes this year. :o So, according to my math, you may actually beat DrEvil by a stroke @ the 21st annual Soiree [in 2012]. :eek:

You are free to include the $20 in the winnings as that was the agreement



I remember the agreement differently. Or should I say "proposition" /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

want to sweeten the pot on that?




Only if I can count that money towards the overall bet tally.



Golly that seems to have shut you up tough guy.



after dr. evil's merciful (if not ignorant) offer to not count the $20 he won from hawk towards The Bet, I just thought i'd bump this one up to the front of the discussion.

I remember the agreement differently. Or should I say "proposition"




All I know is that you two were still there when I rolled out, and then when I tried to call The Load about 30 minutes later his cell phone went straight into voicemail. Hmmmm....

Someone had to help him pick out the toys he was going to need for your pleasure. He wasn't feeling confident with what he had to offer :eek::D

He wasn't feeling confident with what he had to offer




That has been a recurring theme in The Loads life for the past 25 years or so, and the main reason behind his failure in the porn industry.

So, according to my math, you may actually beat DrEvil by a stroke @ the 21st annual Soiree [in 2012].




The odds of Rich actually being alive, let alone competing in 2012 are extremely remote. I'd say 13% at best.

So, according to my math, you may actually beat DrEvil by a stroke @ the 21st annual Soiree [in 2012].




The odds of Rich actually being alive, let alone competing in 2012 are extremely remote. I'd say 13% at best.



OK... I'll change it up and make it an 87% chance of you beating him in the 2012 Soiree. :D

It was payoff enough to beat Hawk, take his money AND be propostioned by Jeannie! ;)

But, maybe adding the bet to the total will keep hawk from shooting off his mouth in the future?

It was payoff enough to beat Hawk, take his money AND be propostioned by Jeannie!




Well considering that your chances at the first two is generally 50-50, and the third is nil you're welcome.

It was payoff enough to beat Hawk, take his money AND be propostioned by Jeannie! ;)




ha ha ha, you wish!
and please take that picture of me down and at least use a flattering one. Geesh! ;)

better? :D

please take that picture of me down and at least use a flattering one.



I have a couple over here you can borrow Rich.

ha ha ha ha ha! Come on, don't make me take them all down!!! :p
besides, I said MORE flattering

Bets paid off over time:

2005 Soiree (http://www.freebookbiz.com/images/body/woman_money.jpg)

2004 Soiree (http://www.iamthemoneyking.com/images/woman-holding-money.jpg)

i took it down. sorry, i was just fooling around.... :D

Current bet standings:
Rich: Events-10, Total Winnings-$72.50, Average Winnings-$7.25
Hawk: Events-11, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$5.91

lesson learned this weekend. never say "watch this" or "stand by for greatness" immediately before you throw. No sense calling attention to your now sure to be botched shot!

hawk is being suspiciously quiet prior to this weekend's showdown.

hey hawk, how many strokes do you intend to win by? side bets? :D

if i can manage to cash at rockburn again, i hope to apply the finishing beatdown on sunday at calvert. If so i may skip the june monthly and give Hawk a chance to stay in the race! :D

Rich and I are negotiation another side bet between us to help make it interesting. The advantage this time would be that the loser ends up paying for the winners lunch at The Swamp on Sunday.

Bad news Rich...the DX Coyote showed up this morning.

good call, lunch sunday sounds good to me. prepare for a revenge thrashing as payback from the ice bowl. you kicked my butt there, so what does that make you, a 5 stroke favorite? :D

I see that the forecast for Rockburn is rain on Saturday morning. I have been considering an early morning, high speed Corvette ride.

excellent. Hawk is going to need you there to keep his spirits up after i issue him a demoralizinig loss.

If I remember correctly Billstream was only able to stay coherent for one round so that's all we played, and I think I beat you by one. I do remember being Mr. Last Ca$h though. Factoring in your recent dominance, home course advantage, and more regular practice schedule I'd have to call you a three stroke favorite at this time.

At the Soiree there was a gentlman videotaping the activities for some DG project. On #17 he was asking each player to identify themselves to the camera. Naturally I pushed him to the ground and kicked him as I passed, but on the second day I had planned to identify myself as Chris Hysell, but unfortunately I forgot. I even had a sleeveless t-shirt on.

i have another funny camera guy story...
first shot round 3 on #9 i griplock my disc straight into the trees on the left but miraculously it hits a tree and pops back out to the fairway 40-50 feet in front of the tee! so the camera guy is way down on the right pin high. i state that i hope i don't hit him as i plan on going that way. a chorus of snickers from my group followed. i proceed to snap off the perfect forehand roller zooming down the fairway. i again yell to the guy to watch out. he proceeds to run right into the path of the disc and somehow manages to jump over it, camera and all, while my dissc curls around deep right behind that tree and nestles up to the pin for the easy 3! lucky that guy can jump! :D

I see that the forecast for Rockburn is rain on Saturday morning. I have been considering an early morning, high speed Corvette ride.



the forecast has changed favorably for the challenge. rain should be done and gone by midnight.

Major missed opportunity to drive a big nail in hawk's coffin! after shooting a very hot 54 round(970+) while also td'ing, i faltered in the second round taking a below average 61 round to drop to a tie for last cash. started of bogeying 3 of the first 4. fought to stay in, and then totally fell apart bogeying the last 2 holes which were actually birdie ops. doh! hawk dodges a major bullet!!! obviously that dx coyote wasn't the silver bullet he thought... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




Current bet standings:
Rich: Events-11, Total Winnings-$85.00, Average Winnings-$7.73
Hawk: Events-12, Total Winnings-$65, Average Winnings-$5.42

The dreaded double post.

This was the event on the schedule that I feared you had the biggest potential to do damage in. Letting the Course Pro come back to tie you, coupled with you collapsing and tying (hi there ;)) for second worse round shot after halftime is an obvious failure on your part at your home course. Whipping out the 'ole TD excuse is also soft as you apparently didn't let it bother you last season when you came in third beating your favorite (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=1288&year=2006) disc golfer who happened to win the event this season. Hmmmm....

I didn't use the DX Coyote yesterday. Maybe I'll whip it out on you today. I suspect that after you gorge yourself at Chipolte during halftime on my dime, that you'll likely fall asleep on one of the benches about halfway through the second round.

So whats the next event on the schedule men ?

<font color="green"> The Load Tries To Go 2 For 2 This Weekend @ The Swamp </font>

<font color="red"> What's A Disc Golf Hero To Do? </font>

A sparser gathering than usual greeted YDGH and Dr. Evil at
Calvert (http://mamadudes.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/swamp.jpg) this morning as many of the locals were exhausted from yesterday's Rockburn effort or in West Virginia (http://dobhran.nbci.com/images/westvirginia.jpg) for a fashion show. (http://www.lsrc.info/lsrc/albums/Cross-Dressing-Social-05/Cross_dressing_social_039.jpg) Arriving earlier than The Load :eek: I opted to dress for a fight (http://www.imperialweapons.com/oriental/uniforms/ninja.jpg) as did Rich. (http://militarysurplusstore.com/catalog/city-camo-bdu-pants.jpg) Please note Rich's outfit was approximately twice the size represented here.

Warming up I continued to perfect my new putting stroke while Rich was having a late breakfast. (http://harroldelem.k12.sd.us/elementary/caitlyn/homer%20eating%20donut.gif) We also warmed up with Rich working (http://masturbating-man.testforfree.com/masturbating%20man.png) his Goblin while I tossed (http://www.coolpoolguy.com/domes/assets/Tossing_salad640_small.jpg) around my DX Coyote.

Round one found me teamed up with TD SilverWolf and GM Honn on the coveted #1 tee. Membership (http://www.raptapes.net/images/DJ_Kay_Slay-Celebrity_Status-2005.jpg?osCsid=6fe587e7cfc6403423a6bbf0d287c724) has privileges. ;) Rich was off somewhere else. A series of good putts and botched putts found me at 54 (http://www.gayvideodad.com/images/2.boxes/9852.even.steven.jpg) at the end of the first round while Rich came in with a 53. (http://www.br2811.demon.co.uk/EmsCh/MinusOne.jpg) We're three and four respectively behind Shannon (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=21288) who returned to me a blue Leopard prior to the round which he recovered on #8 Rockburn yesterday which I lost way deep and right sometime last year. Thanks Big Guy! :) Five players in the Masters field means that three of us will be paid. In fourth is fellow Country Club pro George (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=11288) and some other guy. In essence Rich and I are trying to:
1. Catch Shannon
2. Hold off George
3. Humiliate one another

After a brief side trip to Moe's for lunch, and Rich misidentifying my lunchtime medication (http://www.uky.edu/Pharmacy/faculty/kuhn/formulary/group8/aleve.jpg) as Viagra (hmmm... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif) we head off with Shannon to settle the day's debate. Can YDGH pull it out again? :D

Rich moves up to a three stroke lead or so over the first nine holes or so as I putz around. Shannon moves ahead of us mocking us with his drives with his pink Wraith as he deuces #7 :eek: with a park job. Things begin to turn for the Fisherman (http://www.springvalleytroutfarm.com/fisherman.jpg) on #11 when Dr. Spaz takes a four while the new putting stroke enables me to make a nice long save for the three. On #13 The Load yanks right while I park the pin for a deuce for a two stroke swing. A series of birdies for each of us ensue until...#17!!!! Rich whispers to me about fearing the mando as this is where I botched it last month. Rich steps up and drives right into the mando tree and kicks right. He's still safe, but not in a happy place. (http://fleece4you.com/images/Happy_people_2_-205x193.jpg) I tee off with the Champion Coyote and curl lovingly towards the basket. Rich steps up and apparently attempting a putter roller slams his Omega SuperSoft (hmmm...is this the root of the Viagra confusion) into the mando tree where it spurts forward missing the mando! :oWho misses the mando on their second shot? :D Trudging back to the tee Rich drives and lands his fourth stroke well short and then ups and in for his circle six. :mad:Meanwhile I convert my deuce putt for a four stroke swing on one hole. :cool:With three holes to go I'm up three for the tourney. My strategy is to just play it safe and make him beat me figuring I have at least the tie locked down. On #18 I play it overly safe, and combo a mediocre drive with a bad approach ending in a four to Rich's three. :( Rich bombs his drive on #1 and converts the deuce while I take the safe three. On the final hole we both bomb the basket, and my longer deuce putt hits right side chains (that's supposed to go in right?) but tumbles out :confused: while Rich makes another deuce to salvage some respect with a tie. We each walk away with $22.50.

Current bet standings:
The Load: Events-12, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$8.96
Your Disc Golf Hero: Events-13, Total Winnings-$87.50, Average Winnings-$6.73


So whats the next event on the schedule men ?



Thanks for your interest fan. I'll be at Codorus on Saturday, and Rich may join me if he gets some clean underwear and a note from his mommy.

mmmmm, breakfast....

http://harroldelem.k12.sd.us/elementary/caitlyn/homer%20eating%20donut.gif

Hawk! Bad news. Remember next time, it's never over until it's over (http://lastnightdiy.org/gallery/images/fat%20lady%20sings.jpg) . Nice $$, at least.

i think hawk was just laughing so hard at my play on hole 17 he couldn't get his breath back for the last 3 holes! :D

Hawk! Bad news. Remember next time, it's never over until it's over . Nice $$, at least.




No worries fan. We're not even at the halfway point, and the heavily (pun intended) favored Dr. Load is still within sight. Think of me as a cat playing with a stunned mouse. Admittedly a bloated mouse, okay maybe more like a rat. Okay perhaps a beaver.

i think hawk was just laughing so hard at my play on hole 17 he couldn't get his breath back for the last 3 holes! :D




Clearly that would be the only way he would falter so poorly.

Not your fault Hawk. I am sure anyone else watching Dr. Loads debacle was having a difficult time containg themselves as well.


Keep up with the plan of not doing anything, and wait for Dr. Load to blow up late in the tournament.

Not your fault Hawk. I am sure anyone else watching Dr. Loads debacle was having a difficult time containg themselves as well.

Keep up with the plan of not doing anything, and wait for Dr. Load to blow up late in the tournament.




Thanks fan. If Dr. Load comes up to Codorus on Saturday I'm anticipating a frenzied hacking on the new cross country holes which could reach a new level of disc golf entertainment.

and if you thought my debacle on 17 was funny,the look on hawk's face when he missed his birdie putt on 2(our last hole) was priceless.

Those baskets are clearly defective. I'm not sure you can describe what happened as a miss since I hit the chains rather squarely. It was more like a mechanical failure.

<font color="purple">It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worse Of Times </font>

I ended up chauffering Shannon up to Codorus on Saturday as The Load ended up working until 0200 Saturday morning. It's tough when you have to spend so much time keeping your employees (http://www.streetsofatlanta.com/soa1/050.jpg) in line.

Having practiced at Codorus three times this year in preparation for this event I ended up throwing (and rolling) some of my best tourney shots ever including the much talked about field par from 200+ feet out on a blind shot on cross country #9. Also the new putting stroke is very successful. Unfortunately there were some fours and fives to go with the semi standard circle six on red #15 and my CTP deuce which Dean edged me out for by three inches on cross country #5. The first round ended with me in a three way tie for fifth at 70 behind the lead card on which the last place person had a five stroke lead on the three of us.

Round two mission:
1. Win card
2. Hope Mr. 65 falls apart and shoots six strokes worse than me.

Starting off on the x-holes I appear to have claimed another CTP on x hole #6 which actually stood up for the rest of the day netting me a big bag of assorted coffee! Of couse I don't drink coffee but some of my staff (http://www.sleepingteen.com/image/samples/sexy_secretary_002.jpg) at work does, so they should be happy. Of course this was followed up with the standard fours and fives and a spectacular double circle seven on blue #1. My drive hyzers into the left side road OB, but nicely down the fairway distance wise. Okay a circle five. As we are walking up Clint goes:


I've seen so many people go OB twice on this hole.



I scoff and explain that I intend to throw far right, and let the ThunderBird fade left for a long approach and putt for my circle five. I wind up and hyzer left over the left hand road for my second OB. I managed to string together some deuces during this second round debacle en route to my round worse 72 which left me tied for last with Carl. Everyone else shot in the mid 60's and the lead foursome stayed the lead foursome and took home the $.

Post tourney conversation with TD Jay:


J: Thanks for coming as always my Disc Golf Hero.
H: #$*&amp;$! you. #$*&amp;$! your courses.
J: I'm glad you had a good time.
H: You suck. Your courses suck.
J: Your shot on #9 cross country is the talk of the tourney.
H: I hope wildfires sweep through here.
J: See you next time.
H: Die.



Current bet standing:
The Load: Events-12, Total Winnings-$107.50, Average Winnings-$8.96
Your Disc Golf Hero: Events-14, Total Winnings-$87.50, Average Winnings-$6.25

sorry i missed it! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

possible day trip up to boulder next weekend. i hear there may be some ace runs to be had...

Good luck with that. See if you can squeeze another half dozen or so events in okay?

i think hawk has sworn off PA events. he's definitely not taking the bait....

Christine's parents are in town this weekend, so I'm limited timewise.

http://sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/soirre20060037.JPG Apropos of nothing just thought I would post a pic of the beautiful people to brighten your day.....

I can barely see what is in the pic because of the glare off somebody's legs....it's blinding. Nice "daisy-dukes".

Now is it my fault that I'm not spending three hours a week in a tanning bed like my bench mates here? Think of it as an advertisement for sunscreen. Also note the chiseled musculature of my calfs compared to Mr. Scrawny. If you had pistons like these you wouldn't be wearing NBA shorts either.

Ha! Tanning bed my arse. That is the result of 10 very expensive and beautiful days on the beach in Kiawah the week before and a trip to Arizona earlier in spring. Well okay, maybe a little bit of a tanning bed to keep it up :D, but I think well worth it. I mean com'n without it I'd be looking like you ;)