1000. post i'm the fing MAN

what r Ju talking about

1000. post i'm the fing MAN



is it alredy beer 30 on your side of the continent??

It is always beer 30 somewhere.

It is always beer 30 somewhere.



word, I always use that line!! its a global thing ju know!! :D

of course I know.

"what we've got here is a failure to communicate"

what r Ju talking about


1000th post on this thread

what r Ju talking about


1000th post on this thread



PW'ing at its best!!

fo sheezy my neezy

"what we've got here is a failure to communicate"

:D

"what we've got here is a failure to communicate"

:D


i work for the cable company and that's are fav thing to say.

"what we've got here is a failure to communicate"

:D


i work for the cable company and that's are fav thing to say.



a cable guy !!

"what we've got here is a failure to communicate"



movie quote??

Dont take life to seriously, you may never get out alive :D

Major Payne ?

Probably not the one you are looking for.

Incorrect. Guess again :D

Dont take life to seriously, you may never get out alive



same movie as "Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards." ?

"what we've got here is a failure to communicate"


Cool Hand Luke

"what we've got here is a failure to communicate"



movie quote??



If my boy says he can eat fifty eggs,.... he can eat fifty eggs!

This

thread

has

just

gotten

crazy

whorish!

Not

that

any

of

us

mind

at

all!

:D

1100th post...I finally made it to TThumber King...This helped (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=234380&page=0&view=collap sed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1) :D

Wow, that was truely whorish.

Wow, that was truely whorish.



no doubt!! haha!!

"everybody has one special thing"

If your too careful your whole life becomes a fukin grind!!!!

"I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy"

If your too careful your whole life becomes a fukin grind!!!!


Ain't that from Rounders?

Ding Ding Ding we have a winner folks. That is on of my favorite movies of all time

definately a good movie!! :D

"It's full of stars."

"everybody has one special thing"

:D

"back and to the left ....back, and to the left...back, and to the left"

Hint: one of the best and socially relevent movies of all time. And once again... some of it happened in Texas...

does not sound familiar.

JFK

where are all the pw's at??

I am here... not been doing too much whoring recently, but try and keep up with the escapades on here. Keep up the good PW'ing guys. :D

Next run for me won't be until I'm approaching 7777.

Prolly early next week. :)

bagger!! :D

Rhett, your whoring is in a league above mine. I enjoy being a little whorish, but you are the a posting nymphomaniac. I just enjoy it. ;)

Correct, Rocco.

word!!

Automatica.

like BaTTle Star Gallactica.

The star rocks man!!

hola

SCHWEBBBBBY, Where are you and Ashly registered at?

SCHWEBBBBBY, Where are you and Ashly registered at?


ZoneDriven.com :)

schweb what's happin?

SCHWEBBBBBY, Where are you and Ashly registered at?

Bed Bath and Beyond, and Hudson Belk.

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<font color="white">**** I was hoping for Fredricks of Hollywood, wanted to see the help show me the "good stuff" :D</font>

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<font color="white">**** I was hoping for Fredricks of Hollywood, wanted to see the help show me the "good stuff" :D</font>

I like the inuendo of that post, I will prolly use it on the wedding nite.

schwebby both of your registries are filled with boring things that married-type people would want :p where's the good stuff?!?!?!

schwebby where are YOU registered??

schweb im going to (va) 63 days and counting i think

schwebby where are YOU registered??

Bed Bath and Beyond and Hudson Belk.

and the ABC store :eek:

and the ABC store :eek:

True dat, LiTTle Richard.

... Also registered at Wright Life, DiscCoveringtheworld and Schweppes :D

... Also registered at Wright Life, DiscCoveringtheworld and Schweppes :D

Schweppes how can ju go wrong

hola amigos!! :D

T minus 8 days

tick tick tick!! :D:D

8 days 21 hours Hurry up and get here.

hilarious!!! tick tick tick!!!! :D

Lets get it over with,.....Please.

before you know its 5 years later and ??## of kids.. All is grand!! tick tick tick!!! :D:D:D

uhhhh kids......NO

no little schwebbies!!

not if things aren't right at the correct time.

word!!!!!!!

Hey....It's My Birthday... :D :D:)

Happy Birthbay Schweb

Hey....It's My Birthday... :D :D:)



happy birthday amigo!! :D (.)(.) :Dwhats that 33 now???

Hey....It's My Birthday... :D :D:)



33 is a special birthday.

I think you should have a big party, find a nice girl, and go on a romantic vacation.

Happy B-day!

happy birthday

Happy Birthbay Schweb

Thanky Toppy doggy

Hey....It's My Birthday... :D :D:)



happy birthday amigo!! :D (.)(.) :Dwhats that 33 now???

Thanks Efrain, Only 32 this year, dont get so anxious to add an extra year.

Hey....It's My Birthday... :D :D:)



33 is a special birthday.

I think you should have a big party, find a nice girl, and go on a romantic vacation.

Happy B-day!

Sounds like a plan for my 32nd Birfday.

happy birthday

Thanks C WARE

ok QUIT WHORING!! :eek:

ok QUIT WHORING!! :eek:

but it is my birfday, like I needed an excuse anyway.

Happy B Day you freakin mullet.

Now your OLD and about to be MARRIED. Looks like you hit rock bottom. It can only get better from here on out :eek:

Just kidding you **** mullet. Good luck next weekend with the wedding.

DiscPimp Out

Hey, you stole my birthday!!

:D
have a good one Schweb!!

happy b-day schweb see you this weekend

Happy B Day you freakin mullet.

Now your OLD and about to be MARRIED. Looks like you hit rock bottom. It can only get better from here on out :eek:

Just kidding you **** mullet. Good luck next weekend with the wedding.

DiscPimp Out

Thanks Stevie Boy, since you are on Rock BoTTom throwing Left handed plastic, you can only get beTTer by moving up to Innova. :eek: ;) :D

Hey, you stole my birthday!!

:D
have a good one Schweb!!

You 2 NIX

happy b-day schweb see you this weekend

Thanks Biggs, see ya soon.

Thanks Stevie Boy, since you are on Rock BoTTom throwing Left handed plastic, you can only get beTTer by moving up to Innova.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I guess anyTThing could happen buTT i doubTT ill be changing my plasTTic over TTo TThe dark side :D

Thanks Stevie Boy, since you are on Rock BoTTom throwing Left handed plastic, you can only get beTTer by moving up to Innova.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I guess anyTThing could happen buTT i doubTT ill be changing my plasTTic over TTo TThe dark side :D

NuTTin buTT Sunshine and Happiness on the Innova side. :D:cool:;)

Hey....It's My Birthday... :D :D:)



happy birthday amigo!! :D (.)(.) :Dwhats that 33 now???

Thanks Efrain, Only 32 this year, dont get so anxious to add an extra year.



my bad , still a pup aye!! age is a state of mind!! i will be 22 again this year!!haha :D

age is mos def a State of Mind.

age is mos def a State of Mind.


and ju know this.

TTrue....TTrue.

age is mos def a State of Mind.


This is true, but its nice to have your body agree with that state of mind. It must be he11 top get old. I am enjoying being a youngin for as long as I can. Once I really get rolling in my carreer I will be old soon enough.
Happy B-day to Schwebbie and Shua... have an extra beer for all the rest of us whores. :D

Fo shizzle, my nizzle

:DHappy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

:DHappy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Thanks BriTTany ju gonna come to my Bachelor Party.

happy b-day scwhebinator! lol :D

happy b-day scwhebinator! lol :D

Gracias

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the 2nd Coolest DOOD On The Planet!!

Happy B-Day Schweb.

Just barely got on the board in time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the 2nd Coolest DOOD On The Planet!!

Thanks C DOT P, ju R preTTy cool 2.

Thanks Gary, this Birfday thing really helped my post count.

http://www.jiggscasey.com/images/movies/bloodsport-chongli.jpg

Thanks Gary, this Birfday thing really helped my post count.



like you needed help!! post away!! :D

http://www.jiggscasey.com/images/movies/bloodsport-chongli.jpg

Chong Li

Thanks Gary, this Birfday thing really helped my post count.



like you needed help!! post away!! :D

TTo TTrue

Thanks Stevie Boy, since you are on Rock BoTTom throwing Left handed plastic, you can only get beTTer by moving up to Innova.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I guess anyTThing could happen buTT i doubTT ill be changing my plasTTic over TTo TThe dark side :D

NuTTin buTT Sunshine and Happiness on the Innova side. :D:cool:;)




word, whats this Darkside nonsense!! sounds like a classic case of denial!!! :D

I'd like to hijack this thread momentarily to wish Ms. Jenny Dombrowski a Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Happy Day Disc Hick! :D

Thanks Gary, this Birfday thing really helped my post count.



It certainly does when you reply to each post individually. :)

Happy B-Day Jen.

Individual replies is the key to a good post count. ;)

don't give away all your secrets!!

I could have died this morning. Someone upstairs must really like me.

PS This is not a joke i really could have been seriously injured or died.

How? Did you Hiccup, burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time?

How? Did you Hiccup, burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time?


I think you would deflate if you did all those at once... kinda like in the Bugs Bunny cartoons. :D

Exactly.... :D ;)

Actually i fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a F-150 at 60 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making a joke out of it though

ouch, i'm gald to hear that your OK

Actually i fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a F-150 at 60 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making a joke out of it though



I'm glad you are okay, but......WAAAAAHHHHH! This is the wrong thread to post cryptic allusions to if you are going to get all upset about a joke.

Again, I am glad you are okay. Next time you escape death I would suggest posting to the Boast Poast thread and spilling all the details in the initial post.

....and he skidded 500' :o:D

that was funny!

Actually i fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a F-150 at 60 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making a joke out of it though

Good to hear your OK, but like RheTT said, this is not the right thread to make a comment like that on here. You are leaving yourself open for many strange and abusive comments.

....and he skidded 500' :o:D



i'm sorry it's 550'

j/k PIMP but that was funny :cool:

Don't forget that we are all glad that you are okay.

If you weren't, we wouldn't be picking on you. :D

I know i just figured more people that i know look at this thread. It was really [*****] up though and thanks for all the concern.

And you guys know I would slide OVER 550 not just 550 :D

Looks like its time to get a new truck or SUV. Any suggestions??? Ill post pictures of my truck as soon as I upload them and figure out how to post them on this **** site :D

svt lighting (spelling)

Happy Birthday, Schwebber! Your AARP benefits should be arriving soon. :D Have fun gettin' hitched; I'll see ya at the Classic.
Peace

Happy Birthday, Schwebber! Your AARP benefits should be arriving soon. :D Have fun gettin' hitched; I'll see ya at the Classic.
Peace

Thanks Burtis, see ya then

Actually i fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a F-150 at 60 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making a joke out of it though



that happened to me one time . I hyzered off the expressway with lots off spin and nailed the pole about 350' out backwards.Totalled the car , broke my seat (backwards),blew out all the windows and ended up without a single scratch.. :D:D:D:D

LUCKY

LUCKY



very!! the reason i went off the expressway was it curved and i didnt!! oh yeah it was an overpass and i missed the guardrail by about 5 ft. the pole was in the intersection at the underpass!! very lucky!! :D:D

yo schwebby , when is the next post rating update??

When I was 19 I fell asleep at the wheel with the cruise control set at 75, luckily the road curved and I didn't, making me hit the guard rail at a slight angle, safely bringing my truck to a stop. Totalled the truck, scratched the guardrail, but other than being VERY shaken up I was fine. Wierd thing was I woke up to Hotel California blaring on the ole CD player... "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave". Freaky. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

thats a trip!!!! very freaky!!

Couple weeks on the Posting Update.

Couple weeks on the Posting Update.



we will cut you some slack with your current circumstances!! i suppose!! best of luck!!

i just had to.

Couple weeks on the Posting Update.



we will cut you some slack with your current circumstances!! i suppose!! best of luck!!

Thanks, your rating has jumped considerably since the last update.

Couple weeks on the Posting Update.



we will cut you some slack with your current circumstances!! i suppose!! best of luck!!

Thanks, your rating has jumped considerably since the last update.



its not easy , i guess all that practise and hard worc is paying off!!! :D

Sounds like a TTrue success story.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:Dcongrats :D:D:D:D

post whorind in brians absence!!! what up amigos!!!!!

nada........................................PW'ing

sounds like the wedding was really something to see!!

i think Kirk Yoo dancing was the highlight :D

where is the video??

not sure about video but i know Mittenz has a photo. i'll see if i can snag it from him. :)

yo
yo
yo
yo
yo
yo

we want pics!!

we want pics!! I want to show my wife what a disc golf wedding is all about!! :D

pics did someone say pics

i said pics!! yes i did!! :D

i'll see what i can do with bugging mitch about it this weekend. :)

sweeet thanx!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:Dcongrats :D:D:D:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)Thanks :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

sounds like the wedding was really something to see!!

Yes it was, went off without a Hitch.

i think Kirk Yoo dancing was the highlight :D

Yeah, Kirk dancing is a sight to behold.

where is the video??

coming soon to a theater near YOO

not sure about video but i know Mittenz has a photo. i'll see if i can snag it from him. :)

Photo's incriminate just as well.

we want pics!!

Patience Efrain.

we want pics!! I want to show my wife what a disc golf wedding is all about!! :D

I just got back last night, there will be some directly.

i'll see what i can do with bugging mitch about it this weekend. :)

Mittenz need to come thru in da Clutch

welcome back!!!!! :D

the so-called "Mittenz" was busy trying to figure out what to do without his favorite pro-d challenger this coming weekend at the crosstown and played cedar thrills and zeb this weekend. he keeps saying he's gonna post his pics somewhere... i feel lame if i nag him about it :o

welcome back!!!!! :D

Thanks, it is nice to be home for a couple days.

the so-called "Mittenz" was busy trying to figure out what to do without his favorite pro-d challenger this coming weekend at the crosstown and played cedar thrills and zeb this weekend. he keeps saying he's gonna post his pics somewhere... i feel lame if i nag him about it :o

He is lame for not posting the Pics.

I heard there were minis with bride and grrom names on them thrown into the gallery!! haha!! great idea!! my wife even thought that was kewl!! :D

you playing waco?

I heard there were minis with bride and grrom names on them thrown into the gallery!! haha!! great idea!! my wife even thought that was kewl!! :D



there was a pre-wedding soiree the night prior with a skill shot set up with the minis and other goodies in it. as golfers do, we started throwing them at each other. I think Ashley's mother and grandmother were both hit with minis, which cause the most serious Brian Schweberger I have ever seen to come over and insist on a cease of the mini throwing.

I heard there were minis with bride and grrom names on them thrown into the gallery!! haha!! great idea!! my wife even thought that was kewl!! :D

Me 2, I got the Idea from Walt Haney's wedding.

you playing waco?

Unfortunately not.

welcome back

Thanks, I am here for a few days.

Thanks, I am here for a few days.



And then he's on his way to the West Coast to perform for al of his adoring fans :cool:


Welcome back Scwhe. We'll see you soon :D

rumour is you might be considering the mother load?

Great event, great folks up that way.

I will definitely be aTTending the Motherlode. Entry fee is in the mail today.

Sweet!

We'll see you there

:D

COOL

When are the new posT ratings coming ouT

When are the new posT ratings coming ouT

Possibly tonite or tomorrow.

When are the new posT ratings coming ouT

Possibly tonite or tomorrow.



aight , now we talkin!!

Efrain you are now at 1019

CongraTTs Schwebby! I would have killed to see Kirk dancing. ROTFLMAO. :D:D:D







i think Kirk Yoo dancing was the highlight :D

Yeah, Kirk dancing is a sight to behold.

Whats my post rating???

Thanks John.

Whats my post rating???

1018, you advanced mullet

Dont worry ill be up there with you guys either next year or the year after :D I want to cross the 3 years of am tournaments mark before i move up :D Unless of course i just get on fire and start winning EVERYTHING. If I win or place top 3 at Am Nationals that will prolly be my last Amatuer tournament. Then ill move up and pay my dues for a while :D

S

T

PRO

H2

what's

my

rating

?

Efrain you are now at 1019



hahahahahhahhahhahah :D:D:D:D

Schweb, What are you letting this thread turn into?



:D:D

As a whole collective BEING...you are Rated 998.

Thanks ju!

H2

Hebe, nobody gets your jokes. There are very few Jews outside of Brooklyn.

Sure, there are some in Miami and some in Manhattan, a few in Isreal and maybe a few in Jersey and now there are some in LA, but your jokes are going right over their goyishe heads. Mazeltov, be a mench. These are mere disc golfers, it's not like the Temple Beth Isreal Memorial Hospital executive director's board here.

Be aware of your audience!!!!!!!!! This isn't Brooklyn!!!!!!!

They dont have to get his Jokes, this is a message board that is for information and REAL fun. There are many Jews in Jersey, I lived there for 12 years. I would know.

http://webpages.charter.net/cptgreenbeard/warriors.jpg

Hebe, nobody gets your jokes. There are very few Jews outside of Brooklyn.

Sure, there are some in Miami and some in Manhattan, a few in Isreal and maybe a few in Jersey and now there are some in LA, but your jokes are going right over their goyishe heads. Mazeltov, be a mench. These are mere disc golfers, it's not like the Temple Beth Isreal Memorial Hospital executive director's board here.

Be aware of your audience!!!!!!!!! This isn't Brooklyn!!!!!!!



Ok nobody...

Do you really believe there are very few "JEWS" outside of Brooklyn?

And I am aware of my audience
thats why I posted on this thread.

Maybe you should be aware of your audience..

H2
#1 JEW

Well said Hamma, almost Sounds od Pure Ju-bilation.

the so-called "Mittenz" was busy trying to figure out what to do without his favorite pro-d challenger this coming weekend at the crosstown and played cedar thrills and zeb this weekend. he keeps saying he's gonna post his pics somewhere... i feel lame if i nag him about it :o

He is lame for not posting the Pics.


Alright so he finally got them all resized and onto his computer last night, but seeing as he has I think 80 pictures from the wedding, he's going to sift through them first!

Jeopardy Theme Playing.......

hello.
jello.
fello.

how 's the weather in the carolinas?

it's good

how 's the weather in the carolinas?

Low 70's today, with rain coming in tonight. Tomorrow will be partly cloudy and 75.

Schweb, you playing Golden State???

do i get poster rating credit for my 1200 posts that were deleted??? :D

Do you have proof of these alleged posts.

what's my post rating schweb?

what's my post rating schweb?

yours is 996

lol, that's hot

What is mine?

Do you have proof of these alleged posts.



nope! :Dother than i promise i had at least 1100 hundred if memory serves me right :cool:

What is mine?

Rocco your Poster Rating is 1003

Do you have proof of these alleged posts.



nope! :Dother than i promise i had at least 1100 hundred if memory serves me right :cool:

Promises are all well and good, I will give you a rating of 1000 for now, but I expect your current post count to go go up at least 100 posts in the next month.

you got it

i'll start now :cool:

Schweb, you playing Golden State???

YES, that is the 3rd time you have asked me that. Remember Ping POng match.

YES, that is the 3rd time you have asked me that. Remember Ping POng match.



so stop asking J/k :D

YES, that is the 3rd time you have asked me that. Remember Ping POng match.


Well, this is the first answer I've seen. :)

When are you going to register?

schweb, rhett would like to know when you are going to register for the Golden State Classic ;) (Gotta work that post count :D)

:D

:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :D:D:D:D:D

: ) :

:cool:

swiss cheese and long walks on the beach

: ) :

:confused: :confused:

:confused: :confused:



i'm sure someone wanted to know

: ) :

YES, that is the 3rd time you have asked me that. Remember Ping POng match.


Well, this is the first answer I've seen. :)

When are you going to register?

The check went out in da mail 2 days ago.

Schwebbie what is my Posting Rating? I got tricks :D

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you just got some bonus points for that one!! lmao!! :D