i will go as far as the beer will take me. :p

tasker int.. how low can you go ... hiding down low..



How can he hide when he will be stickng out like a sore thumb?

ha!

i see vultures in your future, grun.

here kitty kitty. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

vinnie, bring money for the taxes.. hee, hee, hee

I like to shoot vultures. They are so ugly. Will have the assault rifle in the back. That you can count on.

well kids its been real fun...I need to head home and get ready to win $30,000.




word to that. fixin to do the same.
OUT!!!!!!!!

go get it guys!! that way the party is on you next weekend!! :D

Anyone know when the Tee off is saturday morning? Anyone want to try to predict the weather or temperatures for that weekend? I think it will be clear and warming up to lower 70's.

shot guns are a poor subject on Johns land.

Not a shotgun. This is for reaching out and touching someone. Just in case the taliban come over the hill in the middle of the tourney.

How does John feel about fireworks on his land? Should I bring firewood as well or is there plenty of wood laying around from clearing the land? Are the two roundrock teams camping together? Just trying to figure out what needs to happen before we get out there.

better bring a TOW rope I see TOWING in your Future if we get anymore rain

Got a dodge 2500 4X4 with a granny if any of yall get stuck in the mud. Anyone know how the owner of the property feels about fireworks?

Forcast isn't looking good :( Lookin' like it's gonnna be a wet one.

Yes, if that road is difficult for those with non-redneck vehicles, I hope there will be a shuttle service from the house to the course.

Martin, I had to read through all this lame trash talk to learn one important point: you suck. ;)

Y'all are the ultimate shameless bagging team, which is pretty freaking hard to be in this event. By the way, better slow down on that circle thing, your old man's wrist is hurting, although I'm sure a few incantations and focused energy flow will heal him. :D



Waterlooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone know if there are any teams looking to fill a Pro spot?

Mike I dont know how he feels about fireworks, but send him an email, I'm sure he will tell you.

NO RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please people, there is no fireworks or firearms allowed on the property. No exceptions.
This includes paintball guns.

It is a good idea to bring your own dry firewood.
Bring plenty of food, liquid refreshments and rugged footwear.

Bring your GAME. Lots big big talk going on in here!

5 more days! Can't wait to play these courses.
who's getting scared of some rain? :eek:

MEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWW!


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Congrats Alex!!! Big winner this weekend!!!

See yall soon. STOP YOUR WHINING ABOUT THE RAIN!!!!! :D

The rain will help hide your tears when LIIVEE OOAAKKK is done with you.

cant find john houck as a user. Anyone know his e-mail adress?

NO RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please people, there is no fireworks or firearms allowed on the property. No exceptions.
This includes paintball guns.

It is a good idea to bring your own dry firewood.
Bring plenty of food, liquid refreshments and rugged footwear.

Bring your GAME. Lots big big talk going on in here!



Did you still need it?

The e-mail adress? why yes i do. Wanna see if he will make an exception. Dont know if it is against the law in those parts for fireworks and dont want to step on any toes so, I need to speak to the head cheese himself.

[email protected]

This might be it.

Thanks!!! Sent him an e-mail. Hope it is the right adress. I have all kinds of cool stuff we could set off. It would look like a freaking professional show with all the fireworks my GF saved up. It is gonna be awesome.

Hey grunion, Frisbeeguy (a Houck lackey) answering your question is equivalent to Houck answering, just less eloquent. :p

Bring rain, wind, snow, hail, tornados, fog, whatever, Waterloo (absent any out of town ringers or baggers) will be there to have fun and kick y'alls butt, especially the circle Cmen and the livechokers. :p

that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

let's hope AK's wrist is feeling better. I know those scores from sunday were a disaster. poor fella.

but no worries, mccaine. we have tom "handsome" peirce, who is more than a spiritual leader.

Y'all are bringing backups. What is this, tag team disc golf. :D

Tom should be your swinger. :D

Better bring a couple backups for the Hitman and Eagle Eye also. They're looking pretty tired and weak and they haven't even lost their first match yet. ;)

Not even military smoke grenades? Cmon people!!! Wheres the fun at? Everyone just gonna sit around the fire and whine about the weather? We gotta have something to keep out mind off of the conditions. I will be watching movies with the surround sound but that will get boring after awhile. Lets have some fun out there, responsibly of course!

Thanks Nelle!

This has been a most entertaining thread...keep it up!
Y'all can email John at jrhouck at centex.net

oh thats a good one.

live joke.

Congrats to Alex Hughes this past weekend WTG in Lewisville.


Water will be no problem for any WATERloo member hasn't anybody seen the gills slicing through Gordos neck!! :DWe are all about throwing in the wet conditions. I imagine Team Circle Cmen would fair well in the water also considering how much time they spend all greased up at Oil Can Harry's :eek:Below are some pics of the Team circle cmen Halloween party.


Team Circle Cmen's favorite Halloween pics....BURRRRRRRRRRRN (http://www.oilcanharrys.com/pics1.htm)

Settle down Grunion your going to have plenty of fun...BELIEVE it.

is that your local bar jeff?

I am glad you invited Pease to your halloween party. You guys are so sharing.

Cmon Chris I know you can do better than that...By the way did you get that problem straightened out?

Nice pics.....Ouch thats gotta hurt!!

Nothing a little vaseline can't take care of.... :eek:

what problem?

so do we only have 8 established teams playing, or is everbody else scared to post their rosters like live joke.

weather report for this weekend:


Sunrise: 7:06 am UV Index: 4, Moderate Sunset: 5:35 pm
Moonrise: 1:48 pm Phase: First Quarter Moonset: 12:02 am
Averages and Records for Nov 19
Friday:
Partly cloudy. Highs in the mid 70s and lows in the mid 50s.

74 �F 54 �F
23�C 12�C
Sunrise: 7:07 am UV Index: 3, Moderate Sunset: 5:34 pm
Moonrise: 2:19 pm Phase: Waxing Gibbous Moonset: 1:07 am
Averages and Records for Nov 20
Saturday:
Partly cloudy, chance of a thunderstorm. Highs in the low 70s and lows in the mid 50s.

72 �F 54 �F
22�C 12�C
Sunrise: 7:08 am UV Index: 3, Moderate Sunset: 5:34 pm
Moonrise: 2:47 pm Phase: Waxing Gibbous Moonset: 2:09 am
Averages and Records for Nov 21
Sunday:
Occasional showers possible. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the low 40s

Ummmm. A waxing gibbous moonset. I can't wait. ;)

James, Only staffing, and occasional cheering on , for me this weekend. Although I think my signature may be adopted by Circle C :cool:
Hope John stocked up on the kitty litter!

There MIGHT be a team that MAY need a Pro player....

I MIGHT have more info IF you are qualified and able to go.

PM me if interested. Thanks.

I don't know about anybody else, but down here in Houston, as you all know.......it rains ALL THE TIME!

Bring it on!

<font color="red"> [b]TEAM WOODLANDS! </font>

cat hollow and R&R will camp together.
Bring what you would bring to camp comfortably.(wood is a good idea)
2rvs will be avalible (IF we get water we will have showers)(IF we get electric we will have lots of light)
Rvs do come equipt with two gas stoves, two water heaters, 6 double beds, one tv, and music.
Leaving Friday morning 9:00am

<font color="red">WATER<font color="blue">LOOOOOOOOO</font></font>

That sounds like a man with a plan!!!!

Alex said it, but I'll repeat it.

Please, no fireworks.

And absolutely no firearms.

Directions and more are going out today. We're working on a trailer to take people from the lodge to the courses in case the road is too muddy.

Fingers crossed. But we'll have fun in any case.

Looking forward to it.

And absolutely no firearms.



LMAO :D:D:D

Waterloo vs Cmen II

Look at the smiles!!!!

http://www.drh-movement.org/OLD/finished%20pictures/mudsqueeze.jpg

That is what Tasker resorts to when Gordo smokes him five zip in the intermediate division. "In the intermediate division" you might ask, "but Tasker's not ......."

Oh yes, .......... in the intermediate division. ;)

The only good part about that last post is that it involves Danielle and mud wrestling.

Mmmmmmm.... pant, pant, pant

Down Boy, Down!

:o:D

Need players. Please PM me if interested.

:mad::o:p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Its about time Cat Hollow came to there senses. J/K NIx, I hope you get the roster filled.

Cat Hollow will play undermanned if need be! :mad:

RE: below



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******* and bitchettes.

We all know they are undermanned. :D

I know some boys in Houston. Let me put the word out.

LLLLIIIIVEEE OOOOOAAAKKK!!!!!

Need players. Please PM me if interested.

:mad::o:p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Well, you do fall under "Round Rock jurisdiction"...I'm sure a dragon or two would be willing to help out :confused:

Need players. Please PM me if interested.

:mad::o:p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Well, you do fall under a Rock ...I'm sure a drag queen or two would be willing to help out :confused:




:o

childs play ...name calling......but with most folks...thats all they got.
bring your game, so Round Rock can bring you all back to the reality.....

What is the roads lokking like there in San Saba?

Vinnie you should just be happy that team Mac-Daddy won't be there to be up on some Round Rockians. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Worry....about nothing, that would be a waste of time.
you keep dreamin......one day maybe when I am 80 you just may be able to get some of vinnies pay :D

haha, don't mess with the rock!!!!

What is the roads lokking like there in San Saba?




I was wondering the same, can we get a report on San Saba terrain and roads?

road conditions: WET AND MUDDY :D

break out the mud gear!!!!

CHIT break out the TOW ROPES!! Wasn't near as much rain for Worlds DUBS and I got Stuck 3 times. so good luck to all

I will have a bad ***** 4X4 in case anyone needs to be pulled out of a sticky situation. Bring your own chains!

Quit worrying about the road conditions and worry about your game, old man. Please provide some more poetry. I like Vinnies poetry.

I bet the poem starts off with "SHUT YOUR DONKEY" :D

San Saba's muddy conditions
gpnna give you a new rendition

You thought you guys had game
To bad you lost it in the rain

why is my release all screwed up
my fingers are wet and pruned up

man those Cat Hollow guys are on the money
The wetness has'nt even bothered there honeys!

Wow poetry in English!!! FINALLY!!!!

Look out for the grunions!!!! And NO!!! That aint like bunions!

Having seen the way you drive, I'm surprised it was only 3x and not more. :o

CHIT break out the TOW ROPES!! Wasn't near as much rain for Worlds DUBS and I got Stuck 3 times. so good luck to all



how many beers did you spill?

Your right, they're not on your foot, but since they are just a little, stinky fish, one could just squash them under your foot. And that's what will be happening this weekend!

WOOOOOOODLANDS!

Now listen Sue. Put that beer down cause now it is reflecting in text. Your obviously buzzed if you think that will happen. I am the egg man coo coo kachoo!!!!

Having seen the way you drive, I'm surprised it was only 3x and not more.

watch it I am a very good driver burp. and Efrain that would be no spillage ;)

there once was a klan named vinnie and the rockers.
who hung around a sandwich maker who bellows out, FOCKERS!

they talked tall tails of beating everyone around
but right around tee time, they were no where to be found.

cat hollow said they were still in their beds
waterloo said they were all shaving their heads.

pease was asked next to last
then on the horizon we saw em running fast.

"you're late you're late" mccaine said with a grin.
"shut yer donkey, old man" vinnie said rubbing his chin.

"something is a miss" he said with a glare.
"i aint accussing," as vinnie started to stare
at a small texas man with a bushy beard of hair.

"simmer down, vinnie," houck said as he stepped on his box
"i tell you something is missing," as vinnie scratches his crotch.

"vinnie vinnie!" smitty yells from a far.
"you left this behind. you left this at the bar".

vinnie grabs the garment and smiles wide and clear
"now, we can play. now, that i got my gear."

he steps into the slinky garment with eddie in shock.
"nothing more sexy than vinnie wearing a slingshot."

AH, some team names of those who will be there...

Drowned Sock: limp, cold, and wet - like their wrists

Circle Jerk: always needing a helping hand

Fried Stoat: for those uncertain, a stoat is a critter like a weasel (mmmm.... roadkill)

Scat Wallow: always rolling around in the... shule

Team Fart: they smell just like their park

Scar-lington: faces even their mothers couldn't love

Whacko: crazy, but hey... look where they live

Land of the Woodies: they got one very happy am woman

LoveButtocks (or LoveButt): take your pick... they do

Round Mushroom Top: we won't be seeing what they see

Wino Dale: happiest when passed out by the fire, all the MD 20-20 gone

Puhleeze: as in "please" don't sneak up behind them... they are a little jumpy about that

Screw It Ville: these are they guys Team Puhleeze does NOT want behind them

Spam Anglos: white bread, red neck


And finally, the winners and grand champions: Waterloooooooooo




C'mon poet Vinnie, here are all the team names you need. Let's hear one of your masterpieces.

Having seen the way you drive, I'm surprised it was only 3x and not more.

watch it I am a very good driver burp. and Efrain that would be no spillage ;)



nice beer control!!!!!

Martin Longfellow!!!

Wood is good in my book! :o

Nicely done Mr. Tasker!

Would'nt that be Mr. bagger?

there once was a kid named grunion
his parents said that he smelled like an onion

i swear he is a kid who has no culture
the kind of a kid who would befriend a vulture

mr t. pitties the fool and will cut you like a dagger.
but when its all over, you can still call me "bagger". :)

that was a very good story and you tell it so well.
I will have to put together a little something of my own...but all I got now is :
The one that said wood is always good in my book, as she stated not to our surprise, we have always know that, we see it in your eyes

I once knew a disc golfing poet.
He had some game, but never did he show it.
Wishing his words would bring the pain,
this silly guy can't play in the rain.
When it was over, he had some fun,
even though he got beat by the Grun.
All he could say is "I dont see how..."
While the crowd chants "meow, meow"

I only call you bagger
cause you should'nt be a slacker

When all is over and you look at your dagger
It will be dull, bent, and resemble a Tasker

I will laugh if I beat you in match play
cause you will look to disappointed to live another day

This rookey aint playing no games
Just rerpesenting the Kitty and all our names.

Just to get you boys even more excited, here's a recon photo of the ranch property.

The Rancho Grande course is the (still?) planned 4th course on the hillside.

The Inky Dinky course is a proposed Roc and Putter course. Proposed, that is, by the Iowa Boys, who need something to do between their 3 rounds per day each Spring.

I can't believe this event is limited to teams from Texas. How, how, uhhhh, imperialistic.

http://home.carolina.rr.com/rodneyg/ranch8.jpg

Boom Baby three more days.



go WOOOODDDDDLLLLLAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDSSSSSS

lol @ nix & grun :D

BEST TOURNEY OF THE YEAR!! what other tourney get this kind of smack?!?! see you FOCKERS friday!!

keg + mr t. = :p :cool: /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :eek: :D

*read below*

Is there separate couses out at san saba? I thought is was just an 18 hole course. Getting excited.:DActually pulling my reserve plastic off the wall to commense the smack down. :oSo do you guys recomend some golashes or just some good hiking boots?

Mike have you been to there web site yet?!?!?!?!
search Circular Productions, go to the site,
AND STUDY!!!!
:cool:

Is there separate couses out at san saba? I thought is was just an 18 hole course.



I love to communicationon that team. Yes Grunion, its only one easy putt putt course. And you should be fine in sandals. :D

are you serious.

there are three bad a** courses out there which is what is shown in the above map.

and if you wear sandals you won't last i guarente it.

Just been studying the pics at pureair.

LMAO! ;)

<font color="red"> GO WOOOODLANDS!</font>

Inky Dinky really needs to climb up the hill toward the gazebo a bit. Rocs can go a pretty long way when they start with a 100' height advantage.

Oh yah. I have been studying those pics but where are the rest of them if it is 3 courses. Maybe I should bring a digital camera and help them update their site.

It's very obvious that you are a "before SS" player, soon to be consumed by disc golf at the next level. Yeah, bring your putter, I'm sure that's all you will need, Mr. Newbie!

Puhleeese gurl!!!! Its realy time to put the beer down. I think the wake and bake is starting to effect your synapses as well.

look whos talking mr one course.

These are the things you must bring to SS:

Sandals, preferably flip flops.
One putter
and SAFETY GLASSES.

Right RR? :D

Okay, Mr. TD, when will the pools be posted so Waterloo can focus on our saturday opponents.

Waterloooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

These are the things you must bring to SS:

Sandals, preferably flip flops.
One putter
and SAFETY GLASSES.

Right RR? :D



You forgot ear plugs for the constant yelling of LIIIVVVVEEE OAAAAKKKKK after all the wins.

This thing we call teams is all show and gleam ran by a little feller who crawled out a Buffalo cellar. Some call him john others call him Houck but his the one that walks like he needs the powder of talc. You can not miss his small stature and now that he has a girlfriend I know he is not a catcher.
All these teams gather to do match play only to realize their dreams have been snatched away. They all have their pep rallies to poke fun at other teams cheering on and on so it seems. To make fun of ones name is all fun and games. But when the Dragons tee off, our game will show you all are all soft. So have your fun now, cause when the horn blows to begin the show, you all will run cause its time for the Dragons to have some fun.


more to follow

Yes, I have been known to down a few brews before noon, but impaired or not, there's one thing that I'm sure of..................

You, Mr. Grunion, (the small stinky fish that you are), can't begin to back up the smack you talk here. I know I am going to need my rubber boots for the mud this weekend, but I might need them before that, if I listen to you much longer! :D

Mr. Stinky Man, bring it on!

Wow, the Aussie is a lovejoker also. So now we know of Nelle, Mark, and Aussie. A very good start. How bout Petey. Please bring him. He's dying to settle his tab. :D

Not me. I don't do the whole camping in the mud thing. Time to sleep this weekend.

Weather update. As a rule, we do not believe forecasts. But right now it looks like the rain should end this morning -- may have ended already, in fact. So we're hoping we'll have half of Wednesday and all day Thursday and Friday to dry out.

Much more information is going out to all players in the next hour.

You can not miss his small stature and now that he has a girlfriend I know he is not a catcher.




no shame, vinnie, no shame!!

:D:D:D

Yes, I have been known to down a few brews before noon, but impaired or not, there's one thing that I'm sure of..................

You, Mr. Grunion, (the small stinky fish that you are), can't begin to back up the smack you talk here. I know I am going to need my rubber boots for the mud this weekend, but I might need them before that, if I listen to you much longer! :D

Mr. Stinky Man, bring it on!



When you see who I am you will be like :o. Then you will say hey " you got any w33d?" Some things will never change.

Maybe Mr. Stinky can redeem himself. LMAO!!

Don't forget those flip-flops!

Hey John,

Thanks for the weather update. I'm not worried at all about golfing in the rain and/or mud. Been there, done that!

What about camping? Are we going to be able to drive in to camp sites or will we all be camping on the driveway of the lodge?

TEAM LEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!

<font color="red">WATER<font color="blue">looooooooooooooo</font> </font>

Not me. I don't do the whole camping in the mud thing. Time to sleep this weekend.



San Marcos shows Live Oak support, thats all. :D

we recently had a change on our roster.

here is a small sample of our newest memeber:

Newest Member of Circle C (http://outka.st/holdinitdown.wmv)

he was just voted humanitarian of the year!

Hey Vinnie!!! Your RV's gonna be able to get into the camp site with all the sludge? What area will the round rockers be staying in?

Round Rock will be on the "not cool" side. :)

Round Rock will be on the "not cool" side. :)



true. at night we will have our heaters to keep us warm and toasty.

I'm afraid to play for my own team now. I'm on the lookout for car jackings in San Saba.

you think that he could hook me up with some crack?

Your RV's gonna be able to get into the camp site with all the sludge?



Are you calling the dragons sludge?

Cris, that tirade would last about 5 seconds in San Saba. Then he would be dead.

Martin, sometimes I swear that you are missing a few bulbs, but then I remember that you are from Tennessee. ;)

is that for the comment about the heart-shaped tub? :p

Thu
Nov 18 Partly Cloudy 74�/54� 10 %

Fri
Nov 19 Partly Cloudy 72�/57� 10 %

Sat
Nov 20 AM Clouds / PM Sun 73�/52� 20 %

Sun
Nov 21 Few Showers 64�/46� 30 %

1:36 pm

SUN!

Cris Hicks and Richard Ahlrgim, I cannot get e-mail through to you. Please e-mail me your preferred address: [email protected]

Did all of you smack talkers peak to early? We still have 2 more days to go.

CIRCLE C!!!!

I think reality is setting in that Live Oak is gonna win.

I'm sure that's it, Nelle. :D

I can't get to my email from here. Did it give the pool assignments? If so, who is in Waterloo's pool?

nothing yet for pool assignments. last year i dont think we found out until we got to the lodge to check in.

CIRCLE C!!

Whats up with your team Nelle? We have only heard from you, and still no roster??

its her and a bunch of females from her ladies night.

i think vargas has to wear a skirt or something.

Careful there Martin, I know one of those lady's night girls that can leave a mark when she hits you with a disc!!!

prove it. ;)

ps. james, you more than welcome around our campsite this weekend. make sure and wear lot of maroon.

Thanks "captain." My first helpful hint. Either pick AK up on friday or tell him that his first match starts at 7 am. Also, just to be reassuring and build his confidence back up, let him know that quintuple-circle 12s don't hurt that much in match play. :D

Thanks "captain." My first helpful hint. Either pick AK up on friday or tell him that his first match starts at 7 am. Also, just to be reassuring and build his confidence back up, let him know that quintuple-circle 12s don't hurt that much in match play. :D



That is sooooo wrong. :)

You will find out Live Oaks roster soon enough Grasshopper. And maybe it is a team of women from the ladies night then it will be fair play, Bi-atches VS Bi-atches. :eek:

Or maybe you can talk to the ladies night in your area. :o

ladies night in our area = sugar's ;) :p

I am telling your wife Tasker!!!

i mean, so i hear. :eek:

Was I supposed to get an email already?

ha! :D

quote]Thanks "captain." My first helpful hint. Either pick AK up on friday or tell him that his first match starts at 7 am. Also, just to be reassuring and build his confidence back up, let him know that quintuple-circle 12s don't hurt that much in match play. :D

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A quad circle 12? That explains a lot...ouch. Maybe AK would like me to have drop zones on all LL Woods holes. Which hole was it anyway?

I also heard the rumor the Ladies of Live Oak are forming a team. Mr.Houck have the flowers ready for the ladies, I hear they are going to win more than there fair share of matches. Tasker and AK should be only so lucky not to be that part of the draw :D

Is San Marcos having a team? Someone email me if so. I may have some stuff for the team.

Thanks "captain." My first helpful hint. Either pick AK up on friday or tell him that his first match starts at 7 am. :D



Wow, people around here have long memories. Way to smack the competition James!

if you are on the team and did not get the email from Houck, PM your email addy so I can send it to ya

I also heard the rumor the Ladies of Live Oak are forming a team. Mr.Houck have the flowers ready for the ladies,




Sorry, I gave all the flowers to my girlfriend.

But she might be willing to share.

Vinnie, honey, what do you think?

Now that is funny. I now see why Vinnie was feeling down on the weekend, he didn't get flowers on stage and he was missing you.

Only a few more days until I get my first San Saba experience. Last year when I walked around with David, I kept thinking that I wish I were playing. Now I get my chance. Looking forward to it. Hope everyone has a safe drive down and we'll see you all there.
BTW...how long is the drive from Tyler to San Saba? I've forgotten.
Susan

BTW...how long is the drive from Tyler to San Saba?



It's about half as long as the drive from San Saba back to Tyler...

CR2 is about 2 hours from Waco.

rosecitysue, you're looking at 4 1/2 to 5 hours depending on the weight of your foot. See you in San Saba!

LLLLIIIIIIVE OOAAKKK!

concerned about course conditions... has anybody bothered to check it out the am news said heavy flooding in san saba with more rain today and saturday......

Thanks, John. That's a positive attitude! :DI know what you mean. I thought we'd never get home last year. But I know it will be well worth it.

And tur_bo, David has always said I was a racecar driver in a previous life and probably should be one in this life! ;) I'll see if I can cut a little time off of that! Thanks for the info.

Vinnie, honey, what do you think?



:o:D
It just keeps getting better, don't it??

Wow, you folks are brutal! :D

You guys are funny, he called me honey. I guess I need to be careful when fetchin wood at night, cause that little man favors catchin wood ...oh the fright! It maybe tough and slick to play, you�re best shot of the rough might be a flick to continue the play. But be advised a marshal will watch with may, so make the right call and don't fall for that little mans play. He dines us to try to get someone in the hay.



more to follow

Brutality Rules for Texas Teams! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif There's a lot of braggin' rights here! Been goin' on since the first Teams Championship. From burnt pants to water balloons to gettin' seriously stuck in the mud. You should come down from "UP NORT" and see all the fun. Some teams have been known to sneak up and drink all anoyher teams beer!
Loads of FUN!!! :D

to gettin' seriously stuck in the mud.



First year I went (when I led Lubbock to victory! :D) in Wimberley, we got the pop-up camper stuck in the mud! Bobby had to leave it there, and make the 6 hour drive (each way) again the next weekend to pick it up!

Beer??? Hey.....Thems Fightin words!

:DPoem Time :D

A little nonsanctioned tourney they call Texas Teams
From the looks of this thread, it's been in your dreams
To gather at the ranch of the Circle R 2
Through tire high mud, all red and like glue
The teams they will come from both far and quite near
Just pride on the line, good times and cold beer
But, no lie, this event is not all about the fun
A few teams, in fact, have come to Get R Done
Slackers, Hackers and Studs are easily divided
Which team are you on will soon be decided
So smack all you want, it all sounds about the same
In the end it's your teammates that you'll be trying to blame
But, don't ask if I'm playing, it's not the time to tell
Just wait for the pairings, then ask why your team fell

BwaaaaaaHaaaaHaaaaa! :eek:

quintuple-circle 12s don't hurt that much in match play.



James you ain't right . Hope everyone has a safe and fun time.


ROUND ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I dunno, I seen on another thread somewhere theres only 'steers and queers' in TX. If I came down there and seen all you without your horns, Id be REAL worried! jk

Mr. Mace ran a little C tier in Rock Hill I was fortunate enough to play in while at the USDGC as a spectator. Sounds like fun but this year is out of the question, maybe next!

Keep up the brutality, its fun to read!

Nice poem, btw!

Well I dunno, I seen on another thread somewhere theres only 'steers and queers' in TX.



Nope, they wrote that one wrong, it should read "jeers and smears, no place but Texas Teams."

Nelle, your secret is out, but don't get too overconfident, y'all are still going down. :D

If the nest is attacked, it will not be pretty. anything outside the nest will be fine and fun. But If like my notebook, tv,kids wifes or anything I own gets damaged... (I am not fooling around) I will have to involve John Houck cause if I don't someone is going to get their [*****] kick

Just cause Live Oak isnt as "loud and proud" as Pease and the rest of them doesnt mean we have secrets. :D

haha!! :D

But If like my notebook, tv,kids wifes or anything I own gets damaged...





just how many "WIFES" do you own?

Damage is bad, very bad, but you are looking more and more like a target for some good old fashion fun. :DNo damage in mind just some funny *** chit.

concerned about course conditions... has anybody bothered to check it out the am news said heavy flooding in san saba with more rain today and saturday......



That's not what my forecast says.

The creeks are all full, but the sun is out, and I could drive my car out there right now. When it comes to the road, it's not how much rain, it's when -- it runs off and dries up surprisingly quickly.

We'll be beuatiful as long as we don't get more rain...

John

PS: Yeti wins the poetry prize. The rest of you would-be rhymers (especially Vinnie) -- can hang it up

You know this is good when John Houck is talking SMACK!!!

The creeks are all full, but the sun is out, and I could drive my car out there right now.




Have you seen his car, :Dwe're going to be just fine.

I did always think it was ironic he drives a millennium...

:DThanks for the update. Just wondering..



ROUND ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did always think it was ironic he drives a millennium...




"The Millennium Falcon" :p

just when I thought the team was locked, John E (swing man)can not make it. His daughter is very ill (everyone say a little prayer for her, she could use one)
But from ol school ROUND ROCK comes Larry Kinney stepping up and taking his place. And might I say this ain't no down grade. For all swinger positioned players, get to know his name. So you can tell your children who handed you your arse.

Is that mess. baord poster "lilbigarm"? If so, right on that is definitly one person who should be playing Teams.

John E., my prayers are with you.

thats him

Larry K, my sympathies are with you. ;)

JAMES shut your donkey
1.tha goblin will be arrive in pop up at san saba around noon and will be picking out R&R camp site.
2 smitti and I will arrive in rv at 2:30pm
3.edman and lala will be getting a room and arrive 3:00pm in 4 by 4
4 jiggy, j.z.,and metal man will get a room and arrive around 8:00pm
5 Metal mike will arrive in own truck at 11:00pm
Now you all know when to keep your women and children under cover. Cause Dragons love the way humans taste......burnt and crispy :D

Alrighty! One more day to prep everyone :D. Arlington is on it's way and looking for a threepeat /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif. Who knows, maybe we will be able to keep enough players sober enough for a one-two sweep :D(roflmao) Oh man, I just made myself laugh!

DRINK BEER!!! PLAY GOLF!!!! But absolutely most important, HAVE FUN :D

I like you signature Kendall!!!! Smart man. :D

ESTABLISHED (16)

Arlington A roster posted

Arlington B roster posted

Bartholomew scared

Cat Hollow roster posted

Circle C roster posted

Lewisville scared

Live Oak scared

Lubbock scared

Pease scared but proud :o

Round Rock roster posted

Round Top scared

The Woodlands roster posted

Tyler scared

Waco scared

Waterloo roster posted

Winedale scared


Less than half the teams have been brave enough to post their roster.

is there any kind of ace pot for the weekend? cant remember if anyone has carded one at teams before.

Yup!!!
But Cat Hollow was the first to post our roster. I think the kitty will be showing everyone the line this weekend.

The kitties got a big roar for a cat.

ESTABLISHED (16)

Arlington A roster posted

Arlington B roster posted

Bartholomew scared

Cat Hollow roster posted

Circle C roster posted

Lewisville scared

Live Oak scared

Lubbock scared

Pease scared but proud :o

Round Rock roster posted

Round Top scared

The Woodlands roster posted

Tyler scared

Waco scared

Waterloo roster posted

Winedale scared


Less than half the teams have been brave enough to post their roster.



ROUND TOP TEAM Name
Pro 1 Conrad Joe
Pro 2 Robbin Brown
Master Rick McNutt
Advanced 1 Chris Rylance
Advanced 2 Kevin Lindberg
Intermediate 1 Stevo Barnes
Intermediate 2 Sheldon Parker
Amateur Woman Michele Owens
Swing Player Steve Gross



WINEDALE TEAM Name
Pro 1 Greg Brooks
Pro 2 Richard Ahlgrim
Master Jeff Moore
Advanced 1 Tony Hankey
Advanced 2 Stephen DeBois
Intermediate 1 Ron Sharpe
Intermediate 2 Randon Dillingham
Amateur Woman K T Stockham
Swing Player Ed Morgan


Not scared, just didn't feel like putting the beers down to cut and paste the info :D

that looks like the loser pool :D

Totaly off subject, Round Top player Steve Gross, did /or does he work for Shiner?

If so we played together years, I mean a lot of years ago. He signed my Waterloo/Park Pete Ace disc. Really need to get this "working weekends" situation taken care of. :(

Good luck and good fun to all the participants this weekend. I'm so jealous.

I remember Stevo from Pymwymi's, somebodies going to have a great time up there I do believe /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ;)

OK, Tasker might not be the BIGGEST BAGGER of the weekend anymore (but he is still close) ......

Ron Sharpe in INT?????

alrighty
No more virtual smack talking for me. I am off line and perparing to leave. Any smack talking now will be in person and in your grill.
For all the ones not going....good plan....no one likes a dragon whoppin on you

Sorry Chu, Stevo is Steve Barnes. As far as Steve Gross working for Shiner, I have no idea, but then again, he is a Leaper...

Team <font color="red"> L </font> <font color="blue"> e </font> <font color="orange"> a </font> <font color="purple"> p </font> <font color="green"> !!! </font>

im glad someone else noticed that.

OK, Tasker might not be the BIGGEST BAGGER of the weekend anymore (but he is still close) ......

Ron Sharpe in INT?????



Uh oh, are we scared Gordo??!! :o

Ron Sharpe in INT

this is a joke right?? what a PUZZY

I like you signature Kendall!!!! Smart man. :D



Yep. I have to associate myself with someone people like to play with :eek: I am kinda like the kid that had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play. :D

Not scared at all (because as INT 2 I would play Randon :D).

Have you found a ride out there yet? Or is Team Leap losing their best player :o

Ron, Ron, Ron /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
I think he's going to play on a skateboard :D

Lets remember to treat the staff right and give them { ME } beer whenever possible. Please and Thank You :cool:

just lug the keg with you when you go spot on #9 of the river course, you big sissy! geez. i cant believe we almost let you on the team.

Done and Done! Glug Glug, "How am I supposed to know where YOUR disc is?" Glug Glug, "I'm not YOUR friggin' babysitttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :p

Did I hear keg? :p

Yes I did Gordo, Robin and I will be there sometime late Friday night. Randon and Michele should be there by now so hopefully they got enough room for both our teams...

http://www.circularproductions.com/sansaba/images/sf12back.jpg

Why did you edit your loveletter post to a picture of 12's basket.

Hmmmm...........

My brain is trying, but is failing.

Hmmmm...........


What is the significance of the number 12?


Hmmmmmm...............



Is it a score maybe?




From one hole?





Never?


A secret code to Tom?


Circle C's estimated finish in sunday's mixmaster?


Why MT, what does it all mean?

roflmao!!!!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed...

someone please email me directions [email protected]

Dale, directions and more are on their way.

And everyone can relax -- the Ron Sharpe situation has already been addressed. He is now playing Advanced.

Pools will be ready in a couple hours.

You the man, John!

This is gonna be a good one!!

Almost there...16 hours and 8 minutes and I'm on the way...

Are directions gonna be posted?

I can drive there but I can't tell someone how to get there. I only get to "... and then turn right on 500 and start drinking ...". After that :o

if your team captin was on top of things you should of recieved an email from john.

i know i did.

talk to your team captain. houck emailed the directions to every captain and should have sent out an official email to all the players who gave their captain their email addy.

houck doesnt post the directions publicly. they aren�t even on the website but houck's email is. (http://circularproductions.com/sansaba/texasteamchampionships.htm)

lol, why thank you chris. I knew I was doing something right.


TEAM WOODLANDS

OK, folks. Let the next round of fun begin. There is one Emerging pool.

POOL E
Texas A&M
Circle R
Big Spring
San Marcos
Longview

Those 5 teams (and any other Emerging teams that might still be out there -- Levelland? Athens?) have a quick meeting at 8:00 and tee times starting at 8:30.

Now the Established teams. Pool D meets at 8:00 and starts at 8:30. A, B, and C meet at 9:00 and starts to tee at 9:30. The four pool winners advance, as will the top four from the Mixmaster. Here you go:

POOL A
Arlington A
Windedale
Pease
Lewisville

POOL B
Waterloo
Circle C
The Woodlands
Arlington B

POOL C
Tyler
Bartholomew
Waco
Cat Hollow

POOL D
Lubbock
Live Oak
Round Rock
Round Top

There's gonna be some excitement Saturday.

(Fun fact: on paper, the strongest team in the tournament is.............. Live Oak. But as we all learned last year, there can be a big difference between paper and reality.)

(Fun fact: on paper, the strongest team in the tournament is.............. Live Oak. But as we all learned last year, there can be a big difference between paper and reality.)



Well I guess that means Barry is still in town :D

Pool B....be afraid, very afraid! TEAM WOODLANDS DOMINATION BABY!

this is going to be real good!!!! some great matchups!!!

Almost time to hit the road! I got everything ready to go.
got extra hotdogs and chicken legs for everyone. I contacted our nextel rep and they admitted to not having any coverage out there. I got some batteries for the walkie talkies and now I am hoping AT&T's gsm network reaches out that far. I will be posting the results on the PDGA board as the competition evolves.

Why dont I just save the time and post it now

AND THE WINNER IS...........CAT HOLLOW!!!!!

Don't you mean weiner :o:D

TEAM CHAMPS IS LLLLIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOAAAAAAAKKKKKKK :D

Sad news. David and I hoped to get out of town early today but it looks like we won't even get to leave Tyler until 4:30-5:00. That should put us there right at 10:00. John, if we're a little past 10:00 do you still want us to check in at the lodge? Man, I wish I were on the way there right now! Hope everyone has a safe ride down.
Susan
Team Tyler

for all us unfortunate people not able to make it , will there be updated scoring?

yall have a rec player playing for yall.

good luck.

for all us unfortunate people not able to make it , will there be updated scoring?



look up fool. I just got the AT&T wireless card on my laptop and their network is supposed to blanket all of TX. I will be updating the progress as it goes. Just stay tuned to the PDGA board.

supposed to



...key words...welcome to BFE...

You doubt my kung fu? I crush you like butterfly! My wu-tang style of technology will styfle you.

roflmao!

I hope it does!!!

As I stated before, All you nextels guys will be out of luck. I handle our companies Nextel account and the engineers confirmed they have no service out there. Wish I had a booster laying around but they are all issued out right now.

Today
Nov 19 Mostly Cloudy 71�/57� 20 %
Sat
Nov 20 Scattered T-Storms 68�/56� 30 %
Sun
Nov 21 Few Showers 67�/53� 30 %

Grunion, I love how clueless you are when it comes to Circle R II. Good pick Kitties, got more like him? :D

meow (http://www.tomandjerryonline.com/sounds/leotom.wav)

houck posts from out there, Nix its your lucky day Vinnie is stopping by prior to heading out so I will give that to him

Sounds like a scared kitty to me...

awesome Chris, its gonna be a lucky weekend all together. Thanks for looking out for me, I really appreciate it! And tell Ron I said thanks if you see him!!

will do .. you guys bette REPRESENT THE CAT ROCK!!

will do .. you guys bette REPRESENT THE CAT ROCK!!



Hahahaha!!!! That's a good one...

Grunion, I love how clueless you are when it comes to Circle R II. Good pick Kitties, got more like him? :D



As I am chillin at night watching DVD's in my tent with surround sound you will wake up and relize that your comment was'nt sarcastic. You really do wish there was more like me so you could have one on your team. HAHHAHAHAHHHA

While you are in your tent I will be taking a hot shower in a beautiful bathroom with a working toliet, and then watching a big screen tv, good luck with your 6 inch screen. And dont forget your flip flops!!!!! Dont forget the toilet paper!!!!!!!

hot shower in a beautiful bathroom with a working toliet, and then watching a big screen tv,

you must not be going to san saba :D

Dont forget your wallet! I will be enjoying nature and the fire with the rest of the men. You go powder your nose and make sure your high heels dont get muddy when you decide to venture out to the woods. Look out for the lions, tigers, and bears oh my!! :o:o

High heels? You got half of it right. :D

And you may not be paying money but come Sunday morning you wish you would have.

Bring the litter box.

I am a seasoned survivalist and get off to functioning without the help of outside influences. Yep everything I will be doing will be from the heart of the woods. Including posting how Nelle's game is coming along during the tourney. Wireless rocks. And AT&amp;T's GSM network is blanketed across the US with one exception in Fredricksburg. Now go cut your finger nails off so you wont break one during a drive. :D:D:D:D:D:D

brake

I beleive that is BREAK

I am a seasoned survivalist and get off to functioning without the help of outside influences. Yep everything I will be doing will be from the heart of the woods.



Way too much info. :oI will have to make sure that my campsite is on the other side of the property. :D

You will be posting how my game is going cause you will be sitting on the sidelines watching with the rest of the losers.

You crack me up, finger nails and high heels. CLUELESS!!!

LIIVVEEE OOOAAAKKK!!!!!

Ok we will see. I surely hope you can back up the vile crap coming out of your mouth. Geez, pop a tick tac or something. Your breath smelling like thunder.

Thunder smells?

This is too easy. I like a challenge.