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Lyle O Ross
Nov 04 2004, 06:18 PM
I just hope someone doesn't want to marry a sheep! :D



I thought you were into Rats? Just don't forget to bring those knee high rubber boots... in case it's muddy.

kingrat6931
Nov 04 2004, 08:52 PM
mmmmmmmmm, RATZ! Does that mean you will be playing on some Houston team, Lyle? :confused:

Nov 04 2004, 11:51 PM
Zipper knows that there is very little hope for a Houston team. :(SO SAD!!! :(

I have decided to bail and become what the HFDS board calls a "hired gun". Team Bart has invited me to play with them! Looking forward to it!!

If another team is looking for a REALLY good "hired gun" from Houston, Jerry (BassMaster) Crites is also available!

PRAY for warm weather and NO rain!!!! Not that it matters to me! I'm gettin' a room!!!!

:p

Nov 05 2004, 12:05 AM
Oh, it will matter if it is raining sat. morning before tee off.

Nov 05 2004, 12:14 AM
It's been way cold the past couple of years! BUT! It matters less when you have snoozed in a WARM motel room! After a warm shower and some snugglin'.

Granted, come tee time... It's FREAKIN' COLD!!!!

:p

Nov 05 2004, 12:42 AM
Circle C!

cgflesner
Nov 05 2004, 09:57 AM
last year it was not very cold at all, unless you consider 50 cold.

nix
Nov 05 2004, 11:28 AM
If you are on the Cat Hollow team or a prospect for it, please send me a PM with the following information ASAP:
Full name
PDGA #
email address
shirt size
extra $5 for hooded sweatshirt? yes or no
physical address
Thanks, this is finally coming together!
-Josh

BeTheMachine
Nov 05 2004, 11:39 AM
NIX, you have PM
let me know if I left something out.


here kittykitty

Nov 05 2004, 11:53 AM
You got another PM Josh. Cat Hollow!!!!!!

http://www.icehouse.net/triplett/evil_cat.gif

spartan
Nov 05 2004, 12:32 PM
Circle C!



and GO VOLS!! BEAT THOSE CATHOLICS!! :p

Nov 05 2004, 12:51 PM
Just got the news I will be able to come on down again for Teams. I was starting to think I was going to miss this event for the first time... Now that I am coming I guess I can start talking smack... Is there going to be anyone that can challange the Arlington B team much less the A??? Two time Champs are coming to San Saba to defend the title, I predict Arlington A and B to be in the final...

Nov 05 2004, 01:05 PM
Your crystal ball MUST be cloudy!

disctance00
Nov 05 2004, 01:49 PM
That's a good one Arlington B in the final...You guys didn't even make it out of the mix master last year. :p

disctance00
Nov 05 2004, 01:51 PM
Wait a minute didn't Team Leap beat you guys last year? :eek:

kingrat6931
Nov 05 2004, 01:58 PM
AHAH... the old fartz will rise again!...(but not too early)

disctance00
Nov 05 2004, 02:01 PM
:)

Nov 05 2004, 02:05 PM
Fear the C ,Be very Afraid.

Nov 05 2004, 02:18 PM
I do remember team B not doing so hot last year :confused: but if you remember correctly we lost in a one on one play off to go in to the finals the year before last to be an all Arlington playing off for first... Either way Team A put a spanking on yall last year just like the year before last... :cool::

disctance00
Nov 05 2004, 02:21 PM
I am afraid of the "C" after looking at the Team photo yesterday. :D

esalazar
Nov 05 2004, 02:24 PM
fear pease !!!!! ( refer to photo )haha

disctance00
Nov 05 2004, 02:25 PM
Nah no fear of Pease just give 'em a Twinkie. ;)

nix
Nov 05 2004, 02:33 PM
you givem YOUR twinkie!

disctance00
Nov 05 2004, 02:38 PM
I offered but they said they were still full from YOUUUUUU.lol :D


Gotta go to work have fun kids....I'll be at 44th and Guadalupe all champion and z plastic $11.00 today only.

cgflesner
Nov 05 2004, 02:40 PM
Hope you Arlington boys enjoyed the last couple of years, because it ends now!!!!!!!!!!


Team Woodlands.

spartan
Nov 05 2004, 03:04 PM
no three peat this year, kobe. i expect two teams from austin to be in the finals.

and round rock dont kownt! ;)

yomamafoo
Nov 05 2004, 03:04 PM
Post deleted by yomamafoo

jeterdawg
Nov 05 2004, 04:08 PM
I bet there are three teams from Arlington next year. I'm surprised that Crowley, Ft. Worth, or Carrollton haven't sent a team!

Nov 05 2004, 04:42 PM
I hope you don't think Houston is going to do it Cfles, your line up looks ok but just not enough to take down the champs... I bet Team A goes undefeated again...

Nov 05 2004, 04:49 PM
lol, i dont think so.

Nov 05 2004, 04:53 PM
NORTHSIDE!!!!!!!

Nov 05 2004, 06:51 PM
What about it?? It is a company that me and two other guys own.

Nov 05 2004, 07:03 PM
Just calling out who is gonna take the TT this year.

yomamafoo
Nov 05 2004, 09:01 PM
I hope you don't think Houston is going to do it Cfles, your line up looks ok but just not enough to take down the champs... I bet Team A goes undefeated again...



hahahahaha!!!! That's a good one...really...

CMR
Nov 06 2004, 05:41 AM
Thats cool effarin you guys got me but the jokes dont play the game o ill let you guys have your fun and enjoy it while it last see you fellows in saba BRING IT im out PEACE

esalazar
Nov 06 2004, 07:49 AM
i am not playing!!!!!

nix
Nov 06 2004, 10:37 AM
im out



...of the closet...

http://students.som.yale.edu/sigs/alliance/images/coming_out.jpg


:o:D

marcace
Nov 06 2004, 11:12 AM
L-TOWN WILL BE THERE !!! :D

nix
Nov 06 2004, 01:56 PM
Whats up Lubbock!!

What you got?
marcare
rob lee
sherri
gordo
johnny
jessie
theres 6 for an emerging team!
:o

marcace
Nov 06 2004, 02:21 PM
Marcace, Sherri, Jesse, Gordo, Jeff-O, Jon Lee, Bo, Woody, and Vicente and we COME TO PLAY !!!! :) TEAM L-TOWN WILL ROCK and YOU CAN BELIEVE DAT !!!!

nix
Nov 06 2004, 03:47 PM
Nice!
come get some of the kitty!

marcace
Nov 06 2004, 05:24 PM
I think we just recruited Matt Ryan for our Master or swing player and were thinking about recruiting Cruzita for our am women player :D

Nov 06 2004, 07:43 PM
Matt Played a big game today...Throw's a beautiful anhyzer. He and his partner took dub's today. Jesse shot +4 playing cali... :eek:

Nov 06 2004, 07:46 PM
In his defense the tree's were chasing his disc and chewing them up right before they got to the basket....and his putter may as well have been a boulder.:D

prairie_dawg
Nov 07 2004, 12:21 AM
Is Matt going to replace V as Master?

marcace
Nov 07 2004, 10:57 AM
Our final line up is not been decided as of yet but BEWARE OF L-TOWN !!!

Nov 08 2004, 02:29 AM
Two more weeks till tee off.

nix
Nov 08 2004, 10:14 AM
two more weeks until recovery!
:cool:

marcace
Nov 08 2004, 10:21 AM
two more weeks until your destruction,arse whippin,lessons,etc,,,,,,, :D

cgflesner
Nov 08 2004, 11:36 AM
bring it.

Nov 08 2004, 02:23 PM
Team Cat Hollow is locked and loaded!!!

Nov 08 2004, 02:32 PM
so where is ur lineup??

nix
Nov 08 2004, 02:46 PM
I've got it.
:cool:

Nov 08 2004, 02:48 PM
If you want to know the lineup just look at whos in first place! hehehhe

scoop
Nov 08 2004, 05:01 PM
Grunion...what Div are you playing for the kitty cat?

spartan
Nov 08 2004, 05:03 PM
first place in emerging doesnt count. ;)

nix
Nov 08 2004, 05:09 PM
we skipped that whole emerging thing. :cool:

gruion is Intermediate. Not sure if 1 or 2.

Nelle 18131
Nov 08 2004, 05:14 PM
cough... bagger.... cough

spartan
Nov 08 2004, 05:16 PM
well, how cool are you guys that you get to skip the whole adolescent stage and skip to right to "the big show".

welcome to the ***** whoop'n! :D

nix
Nov 08 2004, 05:16 PM
thats funny, coming from you! (7 advanced wins, 3 2nds this year!!) :o

no rating, not a member, never played a tournament.
yeah, what a bagger! :cool:

Nelle 18131
Nov 08 2004, 05:18 PM
I thought Grunion was Grundman?????

Ooops.

And I am not a bagger Nix. Other people in my division arent as good, thats all. :D

LIIVVEEE OOOAAAKKK!!!!

spartan
Nov 08 2004, 05:23 PM
And I am not a bagger Nix. Other people in my division arent as good, thats all. :D



Oh SNAP!!! someone just got served!!

Nov 08 2004, 05:34 PM
YUP....deff. not a bagger. I am playing Int. 2 . I have never played a comp so you go figure. I hear guys out there dont like to see the tomahawk. I am prepared to be razzed. Heheheheh dont get mad when I park it.

Nov 08 2004, 05:36 PM
I just read the average hole there is 499. I retract the parking it statement.

nix
Nov 08 2004, 05:40 PM
haha! that was pretty funny mike! These are true "Houck" courses. You will learn what that means soon enough. I have seen it make grown men cry!

Nov 08 2004, 05:42 PM
Good. Then I wont feel bad when the competition is crying.

spartan
Nov 08 2004, 05:54 PM
*yawn*

hey kitty swallow's, don't make me uncork the three man sling shot on you guys. or the flying, flaming marshmallows. nothing worse than a stay-puff marshmallow burning it's way into your tent. ;)



son: hey dad, did you play on the great team from circle c back in 04?

dad: no, son. i played for some other team.

son: i hate you!!

CIRCLE C!! THE ONLY TEAM YOU NEED TO REMEMBER!!

nix
Nov 08 2004, 05:57 PM
*yawn*




the only accurate thing in your post.
your team is boring
your avatar is boring
your smack is boring


bring it.
meow.

Nov 08 2004, 06:16 PM
I will bring the human dung catapault. It will be loads of fun literally!!!!
I will be sure to hit the KC's before so you wont have to see it coming.

disctance00
Nov 08 2004, 06:18 PM
I just read the average hole there is 499. I retract the parking it statement.





LOL...thought you might wanna do that. ;)

spartan
Nov 08 2004, 06:19 PM
here kitty kitty

http://sweetsugar.free.fr/blog/fotos/stick_em_up.jpg

disctance00
Nov 08 2004, 06:20 PM
AHHHHH HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAAHA that is good Tasker!!!!!!! :D

Nov 08 2004, 06:22 PM
OHHHHH!!!!! That just is'nt right.

****, Looks like we are gonna have a blast out there!!!

disctance00
Nov 08 2004, 06:27 PM
Oh your definitly going to have a BLAST out there. Looking forward to whoopin *****.

BeTheMachine
Nov 08 2004, 06:28 PM
who you playing for, Jeff??

Nelle 18131
Nov 08 2004, 06:29 PM
http://www.briankaneonline.com/images/smoking-cat.jpg

Nov 08 2004, 06:32 PM
You turkeys better bring some game with all that shmacking. I saw a picture of one of the fatalities on your team last year.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/sexychick.jpg

disctance00
Nov 08 2004, 06:36 PM
Waterlooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D

Nelle 18131
Nov 08 2004, 06:44 PM
Might as well bring Hound **** into it. Here is there mascot:

http://tgs.gargoyles-fans.org/da/season2/ds1.jpg

Nelle 18131
Nov 08 2004, 06:46 PM
Dont want to leave anyone out. Pease:

http://www.texasmonthly.com/food/produce/peas.jpg

nix
Nov 08 2004, 06:46 PM
LOL!!!
:p

Nov 08 2004, 06:47 PM
It looks as if this is going to be one hell of a smack talking kick a-- tournament this year!

It is good to see some new teams this year.....fresh meat!! Don't expect to come your first time or move up from emerging and take us down!

A & B will dominate this year.
Yes, B has been vamped up to take you down!

Final = Arlington A vs Arlington B

Good luck suckers!

spartan
Nov 08 2004, 06:49 PM
nelle, there is only one thing people fear in live oak and it aint the golfers:

http://www.webtechplanet.com/wika/police_usa/texas/tx_live_oak.gif

Nelle 18131
Nov 08 2004, 06:51 PM
I got a WARNING in Live Oak one time. No ticket, just a warning. They know who runs this town. :D

Nov 08 2004, 06:51 PM
You guys sure dont look ready for this event!

http://www.pr9000.net/archives/ugly.jpg

Nelle 18131
Nov 08 2004, 06:52 PM
Is that Waterloo?

Nov 08 2004, 06:54 PM
Bahhhh Haaaaaa hhahahaha I dont think Arlington A or B stands a chance looking at your pictures.

Nov 08 2004, 06:56 PM
Waterloo???? Ewwwww!

More like waterpooh!

http://www.civil.port.ac.uk/photoalbum/sewage/pic25.jpg

Nov 08 2004, 07:46 PM
I heard Live Oak was moving from emerging to submerging! You should have joined Pease when you had a chance Nelle!

nix
Nov 08 2004, 07:50 PM
Oh SNAP!!! someone just got served!!





:D

cgflesner
Nov 08 2004, 08:24 PM
thats funny.

Arlington B in the finals.


hahahahahahahahahahhaha.

prairie_dawg
Nov 08 2004, 08:25 PM
Grunion,

Is that guy on the left KC's Father? :eek:

Nov 09 2004, 12:55 AM
Seems that the "Meow Mix" is getting sorta' cocky! I have heard that they have signed up a Pro Master to be proud of !!!
:o

It doesn't matter.

When you've got game, you don't have to shout!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

:p

vinnie
Nov 09 2004, 09:53 AM
lol
This will be fun watching you all fight it out for the second place :D

nix
Nov 09 2004, 10:18 AM
Its gonna be fun period!

jakewalsdorf
Nov 09 2004, 10:20 AM
Dont want to leave anyone out. Pease:

http://www.texasmonthly.com/food/produce/peas.jpg



I only wish Hitchcock was competing this year just to see the smack that could be generated from playing for a city named Hitchcock. ;)

Nov 09 2004, 10:37 AM
Wudup Anhyza!!!!! I guess I will finally get to see who you are. Cant wait to meet the bass master as well. Yo Nix, we need to hook up and play a round.
Looks like Natty will be able to make it out to spectate. She is doing alot better.

Ok time to do a little work.

nix
Nov 09 2004, 10:38 AM
Good news mike! lets play this weekend- I know Bobby and Brandi and John are wanting to play also.

seewhere
Nov 09 2004, 10:42 AM
wont be long before Brandi is kicking yall's arse's :Dyou do know she is from the big city of COPPERAS COVE and WE ALL GOT GAME!!

Nov 09 2004, 10:50 AM
Dont believe I have met Brandi yet but I do recall a girl out at Cat Hollow one day with a nice pull. I wonder????

nix
Nov 09 2004, 02:21 PM
tasker i found the other side of your chip! you cirlce c ladies just bring it! meow!

http://www.oldvegaschips.com/circlecb.JPG

disctance00
Nov 09 2004, 02:34 PM
grunions (http://www.oceansonline.com/grunion.htm)


So thats it :confused:

disctance00
Nov 09 2004, 02:48 PM
Nix, the head cat after his rounds at Texas Teams


http://image18.webshots.com/18/8/49/65/214384965yxLOgB_ph.jpg

Nov 09 2004, 03:05 PM
WaterPoohs captain

http://mattalbert.com/wmqb/Images/doo%20doo.jpg

esalazar
Nov 09 2004, 03:14 PM
hey nix am i int1 or int2.. :D

Nov 09 2004, 03:34 PM
Bagger!!!!

nix
Nov 09 2004, 03:34 PM
hey, where did you find that! I thought I had it destroyed and lost forever!

gordonmk
Nov 09 2004, 03:36 PM
Oooh, now we are getting nasty (and personal too)!!! You're just lucky that I have no idea how to do photos on this thing.

You are going to lose your water - all down your pants - when Waterloo kicks the ever-lovin' butts of your puny little team. :mad:

nix
Nov 09 2004, 03:39 PM
Gordon smack talk- you gotta love it! Its almost as bad as Mark Vargas smack!!!

spartan
Nov 09 2004, 03:41 PM
oh snap!

now, are we talking smack talk pre-gentlemen's jack? or post? :D

cause gordo can really turn it on after a nip of jack.

Nelle 18131
Nov 09 2004, 03:42 PM
LMAO!!!!

I am telling :mad:


LMAO :D

gordonmk
Nov 09 2004, 03:44 PM
Mmmmm.... Jack /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif. Sure would make the work day a little better.

At least I haven't sunk to the Cruzita level of smack talk. No amount of liquor could make that better.

Nov 09 2004, 03:45 PM
We are here at the Texas Teams where the underdog Cat Hollow team just spanked everyone around. I saw it and I still cant believe that they finished -36. Wow its amazing the other teams did'nt just walk away. Just another day at discgolf, and now here is a word from out sponsor.

Take it away Dave!!!

james_mccaine
Nov 09 2004, 03:55 PM
Cat Hollow at -36? Is that the difference between pre and post tourney disc ownership or the difference between your points and your opponents? Back to you Dave. :p

gordonmk
Nov 09 2004, 03:58 PM
-36??? What tournament were they playing out there. Everyone else was playing team golf. You know.... match play.

Oh yeah, they must have been playing against Vinnie, trying to finish in the top third.

Gotta love these people who don't know what game we're playing. :D

cgflesner
Nov 09 2004, 04:00 PM
so does that mean that yall lost 36 points out there.

i'll bye that.

disctance00
Nov 09 2004, 04:01 PM
It makes that much easier sending home on Saturday when they don't even know the format they are playing. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

cgflesner
Nov 09 2004, 04:24 PM
ya, they probally think that we play 18 holes as well.

Nov 09 2004, 04:36 PM
Enough with the "they". You should direct all your comments to the grunion. I'm sorry but after 18 aces we should be -36 after the first 18 holes. HEHEHHEHEHEH :D

Nelle 18131
Nov 09 2004, 04:38 PM
Puff puff pass

Nov 09 2004, 04:40 PM
Ear!!!!! Ear!!! take it foo!

vinnie
Nov 09 2004, 04:41 PM
bring my name in on this...is like kissing a cactus.
Why would you want to do that?
Lots of team will arrive early , looking to get a birdy. Push with all your might, because you all have found yourselves in a big fight. Making fun of team names is child play so it seems I hear all day. When you feel ROUND ROCKS pulse from behind, no it�s not us pecker brushing your minds. But checkem cause it�s your rectum.
:D

spartan
Nov 09 2004, 04:46 PM
and i thought butt hair and slingshots were as bad as it gets.

sciencet_cher
Nov 09 2004, 04:49 PM
An outsider looking in on this thread. It reads as followed:

Post 1: blah, blah, blah

Post 2: blah, blah, blah

Post 3: trash talk, trash talk

etc,etc,etc....

Post 41: hbla, hbla, rasht alkt, rasht alkt (that was Vinnie's post :D)

I know, I know, shut your donkey, you are not even playing. I could not resist.

Nelle 18131
Nov 09 2004, 04:50 PM
Looks like the Live Oak thread :o

vinnie
Nov 09 2004, 04:51 PM
your donkey is speaking.... it should be in a freak show

Nelle 18131
Nov 09 2004, 04:52 PM
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

james_mccaine
Nov 09 2004, 04:54 PM
Hey, that describes every thread on this BBS :D.

Vinnie, that's entertaining. Very.

vinnie
Nov 09 2004, 04:54 PM
no in the land of the blind...cyclops is king

Nelle 18131
Nov 09 2004, 04:56 PM
Oh Vincent

ozdisc
Nov 09 2004, 05:00 PM
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.



You can call me King Chris if you want Nelle.

Nov 09 2004, 05:07 PM
Hey Vincent, I think the only thing you will win is the best dressed team.

http://www.alcc.co.uk/Old%20team%204.jpg

marcace
Nov 09 2004, 05:10 PM
If you don't know this, but you will soon find out!! Those who talk the most trash, usually eat the most trash !! SO OPEN WIDE ALL YOU BIG MOUTHS :D

gordonmk
Nov 09 2004, 05:15 PM
Aaahhh... the LoveButtocks team surfaces again. I knew that Cruzita reference would bring at least one of them out.

james_mccaine
Nov 09 2004, 05:16 PM
Grunion, you give those Round Rockers way too much credit. They have never looked that good.

nix
Nov 09 2004, 07:52 PM
Post 41: hbla, hbla, rasht alkt, rasht alkt (that was Vinnie's post :D)



I love it when this board really makes me laugh out loud! That was great!

thcplz
Nov 09 2004, 08:08 PM
Puff puff pass


NOW THATS FUNNY,GIRL :D

kingrat6931
Nov 09 2004, 08:18 PM
grunion, are you the one with "KNEE PADS"? Hmmmmm.... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

gordonmk
Nov 09 2004, 08:39 PM
Post 41: hbla, hbla, rasht alkt, rasht alkt (that was Vinnie's post :D)






I agree Josh, that made me laugh out loud too! Fabulous :D

Nov 10 2004, 12:44 AM
Wudup Anhyza!!!!! I guess I will finally get to see who you are. Cant wait to meet the bass master as well.



I guess you will meet BassMaster, as he will be playing with you guys. As for "finally meeting me"...

Hey, I have been lucky so far to avoid you!!!! :DSMACK!!! :D

Hey, who knows, you may finally see who I am ...

/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gifunless I see you first! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

:p

Nov 10 2004, 11:01 AM
I C U
http://www.thehorizonawards.com/pix/logo_anheuser_bush.gif
:p :D:D:D

CMR
Nov 10 2004, 11:15 AM
Thunder Thunder Thunder cats hoooooooooooooooo

CMR
Nov 10 2004, 11:22 AM
you playing any golf today grun let me know whats up talk to you later man peace.

esalazar
Nov 10 2004, 11:26 AM
what up bagger!!!

disctance00
Nov 10 2004, 11:32 AM
Bagger (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/3982481.stm)

CMR
Nov 10 2004, 11:37 AM
chillin man whats happnin tryin to get some golf in before i go to work

suemac
Nov 10 2004, 11:38 AM
AB, so good to see you here on the board. Hope to see ya in San Saba. Playing for The Woodlands this year, can't wait to kick some *****. Haven't been near a computer for weeks........no time to read through all this chatter.

Give me a call, girlfriend.

CMR
Nov 10 2004, 11:41 AM
hey man i wanna pick that TEE-BIRD up from you fri hold it for me make sure it dosent drop behind that dresser you put it on

Nov 10 2004, 12:06 PM
AB, so good to see you here on the board. Hope to see ya in San Saba. Playing for The Woodlands this year, can't wait to kick some *****. Haven't been near a computer for weeks........no time to read through all this chatter.

Give me a call, girlfriend.



Well I'll be ****......Whats up Stranger!!! Can't wait to see you at San Saba!

gordonmk
Nov 10 2004, 12:13 PM
Thunder Thunder Thunder cats hoooooooooooooooo



Wow Chris, really showing your age there :o (although there were four "Thunder"s in that yell, not three :D)

... not that I watched that show a lot or anything - Liono, Cheetara, Panthro?, and those 2 stupid kids/kits

spartan
Nov 10 2004, 12:14 PM
let's see some team rosters besides round rock's.

i hear metal mike is playing teams for kitty swallows.

FOCKERS!!

gordonmk
Nov 10 2004, 12:29 PM
AH, some team names of those who will be there...

Drowned Sock: limp, cold, and wet - like their wrists

Circle Jerk: always needing a helping hand

Fried Stoat: for those uncertain, a stoat is a critter like a weasel (mmmm.... roadkill)

Scat Wallow: always rolling around in the... shule

Team Fart: they smell just like their park

Scar-lington: faces even their mothers couldn't love

Whacko: crazy, but hey... look where they live

Land of the Woodies: they got one very happy am woman

LoveButtocks (or LoveButt): take your pick... they do

Round Mushroom Top: we won't be seeing what they see

Wino Dale: happiest when passed out by the fire, all the MD 20-20 gone

Puhleeze: as in "please" don't sneak up behind them... they are a little jumpy about that

Screw It Ville: these are they guys Team Puhleeze does NOT want behind them


And finally, the winners and grand champions: Waterloooooooooo

BeTheMachine
Nov 10 2004, 12:33 PM
When you feel ROUND ROCKS pulse from behind, no it�s not us pecker brushing your minds. But checkem cause it�s your rectum.
:D



Now THAT is f****** funny.

Nasty, but funny.

Meow, *******.

suemac
Nov 10 2004, 12:35 PM
Okay, are you team capt. for Water N O T ?
And, yes, I'm happy to have a whole batch of "woodies" on my team!

See ya'll soon!

esalazar
Nov 10 2004, 12:35 PM
let's see some team rosters besides round rock's.

i hear metal mike is playing teams for kitty swallows.

FOCKERS!!



or not

gordonmk
Nov 10 2004, 12:40 PM
Oops, forgot

Spam Anglos: white bread, red neck

spartan
Nov 10 2004, 01:08 PM
let's see some team rosters besides round rock's.

i hear metal mike is playing teams for kitty swallows.

FOCKERS!!



or not



no to metal?
no to team roster or both? :D

james_mccaine
Nov 10 2004, 01:11 PM
Showing you their roster might cut into their 36 point advantage. :D

Who's on Suckie C anyway?

Waterloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

nix
Nov 10 2004, 01:18 PM
Metal is not on our team.

And who has posted a roster?

disctance00
Nov 10 2004, 01:18 PM
<font color="red">Waterlooooooooooooooooo <font color="blue">!!!!!!!!! </font> </font>

cgflesner
Nov 10 2004, 03:11 PM
wooooooooooodlands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spartan
Nov 10 2004, 03:52 PM
right in the lumberyard, danny.

Nov 10 2004, 07:24 PM
Late breaking news!

I here that San Saba is having a team this year.

http://home.carolina.rr.com/rodneyg/houcks.jpg

kingrat6931
Nov 10 2004, 08:27 PM
LMAO!!! :D:D:DDam, Rich! Right when I wuz drinking a root beer too! :D Now I gotta chage shirtz! :D:D

yomamafoo
Nov 10 2004, 09:01 PM
I thought Grunion was Grundman?????

Ooops.

And I am not a bagger Nix. Other people in my division arent as good, thats all. :D

LIIVVEEE OOOAAAKKK!!!!



....isn't that why people move up??!! :confused:

Nov 11 2004, 10:14 AM
Texas Teams not on the first page? Say it is'nt so!!! What time does Tee off start Sat . morning?

Nelle 18131
Nov 11 2004, 10:49 AM
[/QUOTE]

....isn't that why people move up??!! :confused:

[/QUOTE]

And play with????? You know the deal KT, and I am trying to move up at Lewisville.

esalazar
Nov 11 2004, 01:18 PM
if there were enough females in the open division i am sure she would move up, however there is not. It would really suck for nelle to have to play against herself every tournament!!!!!!!!

nix
Nov 11 2004, 01:28 PM
yeah yeah yeah...


Its still fun to bust her chops!!!
:D

disctance00
Nov 11 2004, 01:29 PM
<font color="red">Waterl<font color="blue">oooooooooooooooooo </font> <font color="purple"> </font> !!!!!!!!!!!!

spartan
Nov 11 2004, 03:34 PM
Late breaking news!

I here that San Saba is having a team this year.

http://home.carolina.rr.com/rodneyg/houcks.jpg



<font color="blue">CIRCLE C!! </font>

i know its a fake cause john would never wear pink shorts.

Nov 11 2004, 03:54 PM
I thought we banned cloning here in the states!!!!

gnduke
Nov 11 2004, 06:18 PM
And that was a direct result of the outcome of the "Houck Experiment". :cool:

Nov 11 2004, 06:20 PM
if there were enough females in the open division i am sure she would move up, however there is not. It would really suck for nelle to have to play against herself every tournament!!!!!!!!



seen this happen at an A-tier and there was added money! IF THAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU SCRATCH YOUR HEAD. what does?

Nelle 18131
Nov 11 2004, 06:24 PM
Point me in that direction!!!!!!!

gnduke
Nov 11 2004, 06:31 PM
Added cash and a trophy just for playing ? :cool:

jeterdawg
Nov 11 2004, 08:02 PM
i know its a fake cause john would never wear pink shorts.




Actually, the one in the pink shorts looks the most like him!

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 10:52 AM
thanks jeter. forgot to insert ---> ;)

campfire
three man sling shot
keg beer
CIRCLE C!!!

can't wait for next weekend!

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 11:02 AM
you bring a three man sling shot and I will be bring paint guns.
So be warned anything flys into the nest and revenge will come swift and in your face

BeTheMachine
Nov 12 2004, 11:11 AM
revenge will come swift and in your face


butt hair?? :eek:

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 11:12 AM
:eek:

why johnny tyler, the mad cap!! :D

disctance00
Nov 12 2004, 11:13 AM
LOL...more than in your face, that thing comes near my camp and Team Circle Semen will realize why my name starts with HELL ;)

BeTheMachine
Nov 12 2004, 11:15 AM
let's just hope they don't fill those balloons with something similar to their team name. that could be a sticky situation. :o

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 11:18 AM
helluva guy?

disctance00
Nov 12 2004, 11:19 AM
no no no...let's not give them any ideas before you know it they''l be standin around the campfire...ahem.

disctance00
Nov 12 2004, 11:19 AM
Sure that's it ;)

nix
Nov 12 2004, 11:20 AM
LOL...more than in your face, that thing comes near my camp and Team Circle Semen will realize why my name starts with HELL ;)



HELLLP!! HELLLP!!

BeTheMachine
Nov 12 2004, 11:44 AM
LOL...more than in your face, that thing comes near my camp and Team Circle Semen will realize why my name starts with HELL ;)



HELLLP!! HELLLP!!



isn't that their team chant? :D

gordonmk
Nov 12 2004, 12:05 PM
Thanks for the avatar Nix!!! :D

Waterloooooooooooo

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 12:07 PM
WaterWHO??? :D

gordonmk
Nov 12 2004, 12:08 PM
Water-Who's Yer Daddy!!!

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 12:10 PM
Close Gordon, that was almost smack talk. Baby steps. :D

gordonmk
Nov 12 2004, 12:18 PM
The day is still "pre-Jack", give it time.

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 12:22 PM
Whoa there Gordon, you should keep that private. :D
Now your sounding like Circle C.

nix
Nov 12 2004, 12:26 PM
HAHA!!

BeTheMachine
Nov 12 2004, 12:29 PM
I don't like the sounds of this water balloon conspiracy that is shaping up. Yall are taking Keep Austin Weird too far. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

nix
Nov 12 2004, 12:32 PM
Pro 1 � Gary Collier
Pro 2 � The Yeti

Pro Master- Jerry Crites

Adv 1- Efrain Salazar
Adv 2 � Josh Nix

Int 1 � Erron Salazar
Int 2 � Mike Crump

Am. Woman � Brandi Lillard
Swing (Adv. Master)- Bobby Logan

Nov 12 2004, 12:32 PM
Anybody feel confident enough to post their roster?

gordonmk
Nov 12 2004, 12:39 PM
Pro 1 � Mike Olse
Pro 2 � Jeff Hellman

Pro Master- James McCaine

Adv 1- Kyle Grundmann
Adv 2 � Sean Temple

Int 1 � Roger Allen
Int 2 � Gordon Maxim-Kelley

Am. Woman � Laura Hovey
Swing (Adv. Master)- John Hovey


Waterlooooooooooooo!!!

Nov 12 2004, 12:40 PM
Team A for Arlington

Open
Nolan Grider
Clayton Bethman

Adv
Rob Canadian
Dinnie Ortega

Int
Dan Mcgough
Kieth Meachen

Masters
Don Q

Am Woman
Juli Steel

Swing
David Covalt (Adv Master)

Team B
Open
Chris Pepperling
Kenny Glaze

Adv
Charles Cox
Terry Toolen

Int
Scotty Mcbride
Josh Steel

Masters
??? right now have a few options

Am Woman
Laura Q

Swing
Kendal Steel (Adv Master)

See you guys in a week...

Nov 12 2004, 12:41 PM
Now we are talking

nix
Nov 12 2004, 12:44 PM
HAHA this is great! These Cats got a chance!!

To quote our A2 player:
"meow, *******!"
:D

Nov 12 2004, 12:52 PM
Roar!!!! Biatches!!

BeTheMachine
Nov 12 2004, 12:54 PM
I think that was your Pro2 player that said that.
Details, schmetails.

nix
Nov 12 2004, 01:08 PM
word! true true! my bad!
message is still good though!

Nov 12 2004, 01:11 PM
Still nothing from Woodlands, Roundrock or Circle C?

nix
Nov 12 2004, 01:13 PM
Its cause they are scared, have incomplete rosters, and dont want to hear all the ridiclue for the next week!

Nov 12 2004, 01:17 PM
Fear the MEOW MIX!!!!

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 01:20 PM
Fear the meow mix???? You have got to be kidding.

That cracks me up.

nix
Nov 12 2004, 01:22 PM
And where is your roster?

Thats what I thought.

:D

gordonmk
Nov 12 2004, 01:29 PM
Wow Danielle! And you thought I was bad at smack talk... :D

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 01:32 PM
Circle C Roster:

pro: cris hicks
pro: zack "eagle eye" williamson

pro master: alan kabahla

adv: randy moreno
adv: chevy caldrone

int: martin tasker
int: lou moreno

am woman: emily brown

swinger: billy nelson

spirit leader: tom "godzilla" peirce and keg beer!!!

Nov 12 2004, 01:36 PM
I think a turd followed me out of the litter box and into my water dish. Would that make it a WATERPOOH? Yeah I think it has about the same properties and waterloo. Wet, contaminated and full of $H1T!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 01:36 PM
We have a roster but I can not post it without the full teams consent. And since some members are out of town I will not be able to contact them for the authorization. But here is a preview:

Pro1 : Kicking Your Arse
Pro2: Whooping Up On You

Advanced 1: Ya Remember me I am the one who kicks your arse all the time.

Advanced 2: Ya you heard LIIIVEE OOAAAKKK

Intermediate 1: Thank God we are not Cat Hollow
Intermediate 2: Those Waterloo guys are freaks

Pro Master: Steady Ed

Am Woman: Yours Truley

Swing player: Done deal

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 01:37 PM
We have a roster but I can not post it without the full teams consent



she's skured!!

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 01:40 PM
Nope, not me. NEVER!!!

Well maybe this weekend in Lewisville, but not scared of YALL!!!!!

BeTheMachine
Nov 12 2004, 01:44 PM
Circle C Roster:

int: martin tasker




****, your gonna need to bring a trailer to haul all that sand with ya! :eek:

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 01:46 PM
You must not watch him play. :D:o

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 01:49 PM
hagga dagga!!

909, but who's counting?

gordonmk
Nov 12 2004, 02:21 PM
We have a roster but I can not post it without the full teams consent. And since some members are out of town I will not be able to contact them for the authorization.



What a powerless captain :p and doesn't even know where her team members are! :confused:

nix
Nov 12 2004, 02:23 PM
Is D the captain? If so, does that make her the first female captain?? thats cool!

Nelle 18131
Nov 12 2004, 02:24 PM
I am not the captain, contrary to popular belief. :D
Just merely a voice on the board.

Nov 12 2004, 02:24 PM
Sorry, Mary Mcgough has been one of the Arlington captains the last two years in a row :eek:

nix
Nov 12 2004, 02:26 PM
Impressive!

tbender
Nov 12 2004, 02:59 PM
Circle C Roster:

int: martin tasker




****, your gonna need to bring a trailer to haul all that sand with ya! :eek:



Don't you have to play in the division to qualify? :o

:)

Nov 12 2004, 03:36 PM
We'll know if there are any sea gulls flying who will be responsible with the beach he is bringing.

Nov 12 2004, 03:52 PM
Pro1- Chris F.
Pro2- Jack T.

Master- Robby H.

Adv1- Dan F.
Adv2- Jon P.

Int1- Wyatt H.
Int2- Mike H.

Woman- Suemac

Swing- Bill W.

LouMoreno
Nov 12 2004, 03:58 PM
int: lou moreno



Doesn't anyone care about the lack of sandbagging? I might beat Gordon if I'm having a good round and he hasn't had enough Jack to forget that he can't putt. :eek:

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 03:58 PM
no. those will be the vultures picking at your whittle kitty bones.

the river course and strawbale field never put out on the first date. :p

hey nix, i found you another advanced player if efrain's wife decides to trump his plans:

http://www.rightmoment.blogspot.com/Pics/free%20cat.jpg

gordonmk
Nov 12 2004, 04:08 PM
Yeah Lou! Let's here it for us reverse sandbaggers Those of us with Rec ratings that are playing up.

If I'm going to have a chance of beating you, I better bring 2 flasks of jack instead of just one :D

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 04:12 PM
you all are weak (even that nolan/clayton team)
Here are your winners
Eddie M (aka Jiggy)open
Jimmy Z (aka J.Z.)open
Me (aka vinnie) lol masters
Eddie C (aka edman) adv
Mike S (aka smitty) adv
Marcus L (aka tha goblin)int
Mike F (aka metal mike)int
John E (aka johneeee) swing
Laura C ( aka LALA) the lady
Some may know some of this guys and some will be a big surprise
enough smack talking
Back it with the side bet $50, if your team is not in the side bet.....you all are just waisting good air.
SO WHO IS IN!

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 04:33 PM
Mike F (aka metal mike)int




welcome to the party, pal!! now, all the red rockers are gonna be in san saba!!



Mike F (aka metal mike)int




lou is gonna whoop on you bad and dont think that loretta wont be in san saba. POOOOOOOONER!!

this is gonna be good!! i wont bet you the 50 vinnie, but i will bet you a keg stand that circle c will have a better record after saturdays rounds than you guys.

*read below*

Nov 12 2004, 04:36 PM
I heard Metal Mike is good. Why is he playing intermediate?

BeTheMachine
Nov 12 2004, 04:43 PM
*read below*


MT your sig has disappeared.


--------------------

now its back.

Nov 12 2004, 04:53 PM
Thats funny!!!

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 04:55 PM
a keg stand?
this ain't some barter program...If you have $50 you may talk. If not zipp it....zipp it

nix
Nov 12 2004, 04:58 PM
Come on Vinnie. Just cause its not your challenge does not mean it is not a legit challenge.
scared?

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 04:59 PM
thats what I thought!
shhhhhhh!

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 05:05 PM
ya'll need to quit smok'n them tweeds and drink'n that wine.

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 05:11 PM
<-----------shaking head


Me scared.....the wify is the only thing I is scared of in this whole world

Nov 12 2004, 05:12 PM
Yeah smoke the tweeds and drink beer. Its better for you. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 05:19 PM
you all keep smokin and when it all the smoke clears the reality of losing ever match will come be your reality

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 05:21 PM
I see you replying chamberlain...you can shut your arse....remember I know where you live

jasonc
Nov 12 2004, 05:22 PM
<-----------shaking head


Me scared.....the wify is the only thing I is scared of in this whole world



Now that is sooooo true, that's what makes it so **** funny. :D:D

Don't forget my $50, I'd hate for you to have to pay postage ;)

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 05:31 PM
you forgot trip 3s and hole #15 at cameron. :D

if you aint classy enough to accept the challenge, im sure metel will have no problem filling in for you.

*read below*

Nov 12 2004, 05:34 PM
you all keep smokin and when it all the smoke clears the reality of losing ever match will come be your reality



This is humorous. I envy your confidence Vinnie!

spartan
Nov 12 2004, 05:50 PM
confidence = sling shot. :eek:

Nov 12 2004, 05:52 PM
I have the human dung catapault loaded up for any inconveniences.

esalazar
Nov 12 2004, 05:53 PM
tasker int.. how low can you go ... hiding down low..

vinnie
Nov 12 2004, 05:56 PM
well kids its been real fun...I need to head home and get ready to win $30,000.