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Nov 12 2005, 02:35 AM
OK. I watched this video (http://www.frigginfunny.com/videos/media.php?movie=fartingpreacher5.wmv) and laughed so hard I actually cried; my throat hurt I laughed so hard. You've been warned.

jeffash
Nov 14 2005, 05:07 PM
These magnets sound mean!

WARNING: if you mess with TWO large neodymium magnets, you are bound to pinch your fingers if you let them come together. This REALLY HURTS, it's like pliers. Also, you should wear safety glasses, since when two big NIB magnets slam together, they tend to launch tiny chips at high velocities. I've had 3/4" magnets acidentally fall together and be completely shattered. The things are brittle! LARGE MAGNETS NOT FOR UNSUPERVISED CHILDREN! For kids, use NIB magnets under 1/4" across.

Always keep magnets away from computers, floppy disks, credit cards, wind-up watches, etc. I've erased several credit cards by accidentally passing an NIB magnet near my pocket, or letting one fall into my lap.




They arrived Friday, and they are MEAN!!!
I have purchased several dozen smaller rare earth magnets- but nothing like what I got Friday.
I taped them back up and put them away. They are so strong I don't know what I will do with them.
I cannot pull the 2 inch disc and the 2 inch x 1 inch bar apart. I've put on gloves, and tried it bare-handed, but I can't get them apart. These things are so STRONG! I had no idea. I have no use for them other than as a torture device. :D
I also got some 1 inch cubes and they are too strong to really have any fun with.
I'm having the most fun with the 1/4 inch cubes. I going to get 64 of them to make a perfect 1 inch cube.

jeffash
Nov 14 2005, 05:40 PM
Why? :confused: :confused:


Good Question! :D

scottsearles
Nov 14 2005, 05:48 PM
OK. I watched this video (http://www.frigginfunny.com/videos/media.php?movie=fartingpreacher5.wmv) and laughed so hard I actually cried; my throat hurt I laughed so hard. You've been warned.




Let the TRUTH Set you FREE.......Amen ;)

xterramatt
Nov 19 2005, 08:18 PM
OK, this guy better have some cool neighbors. this is no chintzy christmas decorating here.

It's that time again... (http://www.ffmcobalt.com/WizardsofWinter-SM.wmv)

my_hero
Nov 29 2005, 10:40 AM
http://members.cox.net/transam57/lights.wmv

sound on, but not too loud

md21954
Nov 29 2005, 11:11 AM
nothing quite like that, but there's some heavy duty light action about two blocks north of my house...

http://www.christmasstreet.com/

Pizza God
Dec 01 2005, 06:54 AM
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xterramatt
Dec 01 2005, 01:07 PM
http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/22/Autos/funonwheels/celebrity_nav/index.htm

Scroll down and play the video, Fool!

JEEPXJ420
Dec 01 2005, 01:20 PM
I pitty da fool who dont turn lef.

my_hero
Dec 02 2005, 10:50 AM
click pic for animation

http://img2.glowfoto.com/images/2005/12/02-0553163378T.gif (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=02-055316L&y=2005&m=12&t=gif&rand=3378&srv=img2)

gnduke
Dec 02 2005, 01:39 PM
You need to send your avatar through that diet plan.

He gets real skinny for a while. Looks like it comes right back though. :cool:

losotd
Dec 02 2005, 09:04 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/29597/zippo_magician/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/41030/ooopss/

JEEPXJ420
Dec 05 2005, 03:03 PM
http://www.illwillpress.com/drugs.html

nix
Dec 05 2005, 03:15 PM
That dude needs to roll one up and chill out!

JEEPXJ420
Dec 05 2005, 03:22 PM
You never want to fill you zippo with too much fluid....IT BURNS!!!!!

Hahahaha thats awesome! :D

quickdisc
Dec 07 2005, 11:44 PM
www.narconongulfcoast.com (http://www.narconongulfcoast.com) :cool:

Pizza God
Dec 08 2005, 02:48 AM
<embed name='RAOCXplayer' autoplay='true' src='http://members.aol.com/bjames1033/jinglefart.mp3' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='0' height='0' ShowControls='0' ShowStatusBar='0' AutoSize='true' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed>

[/QUOTE]

Dec 17 2005, 03:35 PM
Dear Santa... (http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm)

bschweberger
Dec 17 2005, 03:57 PM
Oooops that left a mark..... :o

Dec 19 2005, 01:52 AM
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1147

idahojon
Dec 19 2005, 01:55 PM
This Santa will do just about anything (clean) that you tell him to! (http://www.santasez.sig-ad.com/)

teamtrim
Dec 22 2005, 12:16 PM
Crush that dirty bird! (http://games.apropo.ro/pingu_v3.html)


1211.5 is the best I've put up. Got to love empty holiday offices!

jefferson
Dec 22 2005, 01:03 PM
finally... 1212.9

i only got 3 over 1200. try getting it under 750, or under 740

teamtrim
Dec 22 2005, 01:10 PM
Post deleted by _T_T_

teamtrim
Dec 22 2005, 01:12 PM
738.4

bammmmm

jefferson
Dec 22 2005, 01:13 PM
okay, try under 600

teamtrim
Dec 22 2005, 01:20 PM
how about hit your rating.

nix
Dec 22 2005, 01:27 PM
I've only hit that bird 4 times. The first one was over 1200. The 2nd and 3rd were less then 800. Then the 4th one, i got 1212.9

jefferson
Dec 22 2005, 01:29 PM
whoa, i was trying to hit below 740, and accidentally hit 1224.1

nix
Dec 22 2005, 01:40 PM
nice!
i kept playing, and i could get over 1200 several times, but not over 1212...

and i cant get anything below 750

reddman
Dec 22 2005, 01:55 PM
1215 - after about 15 tries. My wife thought it was stupid. :D

LouMoreno
Dec 22 2005, 02:19 PM
1224.1
and
732.6

LouMoreno
Dec 22 2005, 02:22 PM
Has anyone tombstoned the penguin at over 800?

kipster
Dec 22 2005, 02:34 PM
long -1224.1
short 736
tombstone - 794.5
double swing distance - 1107

bschweberger
Dec 22 2005, 03:12 PM
Long 1215.8
Long tombstone 792.4
shortest 728.3

bschweberger
Dec 22 2005, 03:13 PM
doubleswing distance 1137

bschweberger
Dec 22 2005, 03:14 PM
doubleswing distance 1137

make that 1200.3 :eek:

friZZaks
Dec 22 2005, 03:17 PM
WHAT>>>>> 1224.1.....AHHHHH

jefferson
Dec 22 2005, 03:24 PM
so 1224.1 is the max? that means you can't beat me, you can only tie me

bschweberger
Dec 22 2005, 03:32 PM
I will defeat you, I have more time to do it. ..... :eek: ;)

superq16504
Dec 22 2005, 03:51 PM
How do you double swing?

bschweberger
Dec 22 2005, 04:22 PM
How do you double swing?

You have to swing as soon as you initiate the penguin to fall, then re-prime the bat and swing again.

jefferson
Dec 22 2005, 04:32 PM
723.6

believe it

jefferson
Dec 22 2005, 04:35 PM
i can't hit my friggin rating. if it was 972 or 978 i'd be set

bschweberger
Dec 22 2005, 04:38 PM
DOuble Swing ....1213.9

Dec 22 2005, 04:48 PM
long 1215.8
TS 1154.2
short 726

LouMoreno
Dec 22 2005, 05:07 PM
723.6

believe it



Just when I thought I had it with 727.6.

LouMoreno
Dec 22 2005, 05:15 PM
1224.1 - long
723.6 - short
1224.1 - double swing (In your face, Schweb!)
791.5 - longest tombstone

kipster
Dec 22 2005, 06:34 PM
shortest whiff --> -53.6

and you thought 0 was the best

Dec 22 2005, 10:33 PM
A special Christmas story (http://itsawonderfulinternet.com/)

bschweberger
Dec 23 2005, 11:23 AM
1224.1 - long
723.6 - short
1224.1 - double swing (In your face, Schweb!)
791.5 - longest tombstone

Nice, I cant even Max out with one swing.... :confused: :(

xterramatt
Dec 23 2005, 12:02 PM
SHORTEST Skipper. 971.2

mitchjustice
Dec 23 2005, 12:13 PM
1215.1-long
708.6-short
1211.7 double
798.3 - lng tombstone

mitchjustice
Dec 23 2005, 12:20 PM
shortest skipper was 902.something(i was not keeping track)

kipster
Dec 23 2005, 04:49 PM
short skipper 888

LouMoreno
Dec 27 2005, 10:32 AM
1224.1 - long
723.6 - short
1224.1 - double swing (In your face, Schweb!)
791.5 - longest tombstone

Nice, I cant even Max out with one swing.... :confused: :(



I can't outcrush you with a disc so I'll settle for the penguin. :)

bschweberger
Dec 27 2005, 11:22 AM
if that makes you happy, so be it,

rob
Dec 28 2005, 10:43 AM
1211.7 longest
925 shortest skip
792.1 longest tombstone
725 shortest tombstone

Dec 28 2005, 02:38 PM
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=2294

High score = 952.16
http://us.a1.yahoofs.com/users/41b34751ze9e7b914/1f3a/__sr_/6655.jpg?phIMusDBS8oPuqGB

bschweberger
Dec 29 2005, 01:47 AM
978.6

Pizza God
Dec 29 2005, 03:16 AM
987.42 highest
2814.77 total movement

Play the bloody bat game from the penguin toss

xterramatt
Dec 29 2005, 10:16 AM
Oh yeah. Launch of the Penguins.

You know it! (http://www.xterrier.com/yetifling.jpg)

1087.67 Best
2578.36 total movement.

rob
Dec 29 2005, 10:18 PM
976.31 Highest
3099.1 Total Movement

Oh yeah! :D

the_kid
Dec 29 2005, 10:52 PM
doubleswing distance 1137

make that 1200.3 :eek:




196.5 doubleswing :D

Pizza God
Dec 30 2005, 04:44 AM
1014.74 on the bloody toss

Jan 01 2006, 03:50 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/919967/penguinhighscore.jpg

bschweberger
Jan 01 2006, 01:18 PM
nice Pic

Pizza God
Jan 01 2006, 11:42 PM
1042.92 on the toss :D

bschweberger
Jan 01 2006, 11:43 PM
that is a long toss.

the_kid
Jan 02 2006, 12:07 AM
I double-swinged/tombstoned one 794.3 :D

quickdisc
Jan 09 2006, 07:03 PM
www.fathead.com (http://www.fathead.com) :cool:

Seneca_Ace
Jan 13 2006, 10:35 PM
1046.38 :cool:

rhett
Jan 13 2006, 11:32 PM
http://www.tale-of-tales.com/TheEndlessForest/

Very strange. Maybe we can overrun the forest with disc golfing stags.

bruce_brakel
Jan 14 2006, 03:24 AM
Hmmm. An endless forest where *everyone* is a stag? No does? What kind of a fantasy world is that? Hmmm.

You have very handsome horns, by the way.

Jan 14 2006, 03:55 AM
[Insert obligatory "Horny" joke here]

pnkgtr
Jan 15 2006, 03:48 AM
http://www.foundmagazine.com/
http://grouphug.us

xterramatt
Jan 15 2006, 10:10 PM
OK, this one has me rolling. It's amazing what 8 pounds of hair gel, your mom's earrings, and a whole lot of fake tanner will do.

http://www.leehotti.com

This site was started yesterday. You can't make this stuff up.

http://myspace-174.vo.llnwd.net/00326/47/17/326277174_l.jpg


http://myspace-267.vo.llnwd.net/00287/76/29/287089267_l.jpg




These people exist???

spartan
Jan 17 2006, 02:16 PM
i know what i am going as next halloween. that is high-larious.

m_conners
Jan 17 2006, 05:15 PM
Oh my gosh that is funny stuff...those guys are total ****** bags :D LMAO!!!

adogg187420
Jan 17 2006, 05:55 PM
Hahahaha that is hilarious!

adogg187420
Jan 17 2006, 05:57 PM
http://www.tale-of-tales.com/TheEndlessForest/

Very strange. Maybe we can overrun the forest with disc golfing stags.


I was bored, and actually downloaded this thing. It was pretty slow for me, but every time i found another stag, they would always run away from me. :confused:

jefferson
Jan 17 2006, 06:07 PM
have you visited the link on the top of the page to "the thread which made an internet legend"? its a link to a martial arts forum where they posted this pic, then got ragged on for 154 pages. hi-larious

Jan 17 2006, 06:44 PM
omg, I'm never calling anyone [I'm a potty-mouth!] again...

thats just too much... too much...

rhett
Jan 17 2006, 07:09 PM
Top of what page? How about quoting the link?

jefferson
Jan 18 2006, 10:22 AM
Top of what page? How about quoting the link?

top of the page provided by xterrier. how much time do you spend on the internet each day, and i still have to do your humor legwork? enjoy (http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20)

LouMoreno
Jan 20 2006, 03:06 PM
Time to get pumped!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

teamtrim
Jan 20 2006, 03:34 PM
Time to get pumped!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/



"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants."

teamtrim
Jan 20 2006, 03:37 PM
f-bomb deleted

teamtrim
Jan 20 2006, 03:39 PM
Time to get pumped!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/



It gets beTTer everytime I look at another link...


"I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!"

teamtrim
Jan 20 2006, 03:41 PM
Time to get pumped!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/



WOW...



Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old [I'm a potty-mouth!] is sitting by the couple. The [I'm a potty-mouth!] is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old [I'm a potty-mouth!] pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.


END

-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.

teamtrim
Jan 20 2006, 04:01 PM
Time to get pumped!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/



At least the kid is promoting discs...




Seppuku with a frisbee

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pisssed and can�t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves�guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.�and don�t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that�s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you�re like me, you don�t have access to stuff like lasers. But there�s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times�and believe me, it�s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pisssed to do it.


Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren�t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pisssed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can�t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.

LouMoreno
Jan 20 2006, 04:07 PM
Glad you're enjoying it as much as I did.
Select "no" on the first page. :D

teamtrim
Jan 20 2006, 04:30 PM
Have you read the HateMail?

WOW...some really super pissedoff cats that are already PUMPED!

JEEPXJ420
Jan 23 2006, 04:03 PM
web page (http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=fL-NoQirEb0&amp;l=67&amp;eurl=&amp;t=Don%27t-Sleep-With-"Those-Guys"-PSA)

esalazar
Jan 23 2006, 04:47 PM
crazy electricity!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/SwitchOpening.htm) electrical explosion on golf course!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/TransformerFailure.htm)

bschweberger
Jan 23 2006, 05:15 PM
WOW

flynvegas
Jan 23 2006, 08:33 PM
crazy electricity!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/SwitchOpening.htm) electrical explosion on golf course!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/TransformerFailure.htm)


This was filmed at the Harry Allen switchyard outside of Las Vegas. They're opening a 345kV airbreak switch.

These are much worse when they happen when you're not expecting them. I've seen 3 electrical fire balls during the time I worked for the power company.

bschweberger
Jan 23 2006, 08:48 PM
crazy electricity!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/SwitchOpening.htm) electrical explosion on golf course!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/TransformerFailure.htm)


This was filmed at the Harry Allen switchyard outside of Las Vegas. They're opening a 345kV airbreak switch.

These are much worse when they happen when you're not expecting them. I've seen 3 electrical fire balls during the time I worked for the power company.

bigger WOW

esalazar
Jan 24 2006, 08:22 AM
crazy electricity!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/SwitchOpening.htm) electrical explosion on golf course!! (http://www.drmegavolt.com/underpages/TransformerFailure.htm)


This was filmed at the Harry Allen switchyard outside of Las Vegas. They're opening a 345kV airbreak switch.

These are much worse when they happen when you're not expecting them. I've seen 3 electrical fire balls during the time I worked for the power company.



Nothing over 12kv for me!!! :D

zj1977
Jan 24 2006, 03:03 PM
do yall know of any good avatar sites.

jeffash
Jan 25 2006, 03:48 PM
This is kind of fun
Speaking Notepad (http://www.qwertystudios.com/sn/convert-text-to-speech-download.html)
It's fun to cut and past long e-mails, or posts, into this program and then just listen. Very perceptive, and many voices.
Make your favorite disc golfers sound like robots! :D

my_hero
Feb 02 2006, 10:54 AM
here's a little eye-hand coordination game.......

Click and hold on the red area, and move it out of the way as the blue stuff comes at you.

22 seconds is good.

2 minutes is great! :D

http://tinyurl.com/56t9u

LouMoreno
Feb 02 2006, 12:18 PM
Are you sure 0.375 isn't good?

my_hero
Feb 02 2006, 12:19 PM
That beat my first attempt. :)

bschweberger
Feb 02 2006, 12:25 PM
beat mine too
2nd aTTempt was 25.4 though

my_hero
Feb 02 2006, 12:27 PM
I can't beat my 3rd attempt of 22 seconds. :mad:

bschweberger
Feb 02 2006, 12:29 PM
you goTTs to have skillz son

Pizza God
Feb 02 2006, 12:33 PM
It gets frustrating after a few attempts. 32.247 was just my best in a few attempts.

bschweberger
Feb 02 2006, 12:34 PM
ya see Pizza's got skillz

veganray
Feb 02 2006, 12:39 PM
.349 1st attempt
40.011 2nd attempt
Pretty fun!

my_hero
Feb 02 2006, 12:41 PM
you goTTs to have skillz son



I must need a higher rating! :D

......i goTT skillz only my wife knows about......well my doctor too.....i pulled a muscle. :confused: :o :D

bschweberger
Feb 02 2006, 12:43 PM
ROFL

veganray
Feb 02 2006, 12:44 PM
If you can do 2 minutes, that's a Skinner-esque rated round!

Pizza God
Feb 02 2006, 12:50 PM
man, it starts getting pretty fast after 30 seconds. Can't seem to break that 40 second mark, but I have made 38.546

nix
Feb 02 2006, 01:13 PM
Do you have a pattern you start with every time?

bschweberger
Feb 02 2006, 01:15 PM
yup

bschweberger
Feb 02 2006, 01:16 PM
There is always a paTTern.

nix
Feb 02 2006, 01:25 PM
thats what i figure.

cant get past 26 seconds

Pizza God
Feb 02 2006, 01:29 PM
54.809 :D

Pizza God
Feb 02 2006, 01:31 PM
Yea, go down the middle, then right back up, the over to the left corner, gets you 16 seconds every time, but if you don't leave by 15 secons, you will get trapped. After than I just run run run.

I also try to folow the flow. A lot of the time you have 2 or 3 of the blocks going the same way, I just follow them and avoid the others crossing.

nix
Feb 02 2006, 01:57 PM
holy crap pizza man

accidentalROLLER
Feb 02 2006, 02:52 PM
I can't seem to get a higher score than this:
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4708/game11qr.th.jpg (http://img97.imageshack.us/my.php?image=game11qr.jpg)

scottsearles
Feb 02 2006, 11:34 PM
wow after about 15 tries my best is 45.227 with my 1st being around 0.296......lol :cool:

Pizza God
Feb 03 2006, 12:16 AM
75.047 :o

Dang that was fast, I don't think I could ever beat that one again.

rhett
Feb 03 2006, 01:42 AM
I can't seem to get a higher score than this:
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4708/game11qr.th.jpg (http://img97.imageshack.us/my.php?image=game11qr.jpg)


0.012

Feb 03 2006, 03:20 AM
dont let yourself get caught in the bottom left hand corner at 72ish seconds

Feb 03 2006, 03:47 AM
88.883

thetruthxl
Feb 03 2006, 10:42 AM
Seppuku with a frisbee





Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super #$*&$! and can�t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves�guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.�and don�t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that�s why we there are so few ninjas today.



But if you want to commit Seppuku and you�re like me, you don�t have access to stuff like lasers. But there�s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times�and believe me, it�s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super #$*&$! to do it.







Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren�t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super #$*&$!.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can�t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.






If you succeed, everybody will be like �Holy Crap!�


...this is the funniest sh%t!!!!!! I love this page, thank you!!!!

Pizza God
Feb 03 2006, 10:52 AM
dont let yourself get caught in the bottom left hand corner at 72ish seconds



That is what happened to me. All 4 blocks came from 4 differend directions and trapped me in the corning. All 4 blocks hit me at the same time.

It was funny, I had several games in the 50's then all of a sudden I got the 70's score. I have not played again. I wish I was on a different computer at the time, I can not print screen to save on it, no paint brush program.

Is there another way to save your screen?

Feb 03 2006, 10:58 AM
Not that i know of.

I tell you what, once you get past that 72-73 second stage and then get to the 85-88 stage it just seems impossible. Of course I said the same thing when i got to the 72-73 stage. I have a distinct pattern now that gets me over 50 seconds everytime (assuming no slippage to make me hit the wall...lol)

bapmaster
Feb 03 2006, 11:03 AM
Time Killer (http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html)

My best is 11 so far.

bapmaster
Feb 03 2006, 11:07 AM
Make that 18. It seems like the tendency is to overestimate when the wind shifts direction.

Feb 03 2006, 11:55 AM
the four block trap in the bottom left is at 58-60 seconds...at 72seconds two blocks make a right angle and square you off in that corner

92.002 and i hit the wall in a safe corner...bahhhh

accidentalROLLER
Feb 03 2006, 02:10 PM
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9562/game22mi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

bump!

Moderator005
Feb 03 2006, 02:47 PM
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/thelung-timekiller.jpg

nix
Feb 03 2006, 03:17 PM
Very nice Jeff.
Glad you dont work for me!!
:cool:

accidentalROLLER
Feb 03 2006, 03:18 PM
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3048/game39bk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

KDiscin
Feb 03 2006, 03:22 PM
Does anyone rember the stella artois 6-pack game? If so what is the site I cant find it again and I never did get a chic naked.

Moderator005
Feb 03 2006, 03:50 PM
Nice, Colin. I tried to beat your record and just got too bored with the thing.

bschweberger
Feb 04 2006, 12:03 AM
Does anyone rember the stella artois 6-pack game? If so what is the site I cant find it again and I never did get a chic naked.

I did.

seewhere
Feb 04 2006, 11:02 AM
you phools have too much time on your hands :D

Feb 04 2006, 11:27 AM
105.842

bschweberger
Feb 04 2006, 01:04 PM
Hot

xterramatt
Feb 04 2006, 10:08 PM
This is HARDCORE (http://www.extremeskipping.com/).

scottsearles
Feb 04 2006, 10:17 PM
This is HARDCORE (http://www.extremeskipping.com/).




:eek:


:D

bschweberger
Feb 05 2006, 09:19 AM
Hot

Tha shi t is funny as he11

gnduke
Feb 05 2006, 09:22 AM
I think I should use some of that extreme skipping on the course today to amp my power level.

bschweberger
Feb 05 2006, 12:42 PM
I think I should use some of that extreme skipping on the course today to amp my power level.

I did

xterramatt
Feb 05 2006, 12:56 PM
were you TOTALLY AMPED?

bschweberger
Feb 05 2006, 01:51 PM
were you TOTALLY AMPED?

most definitely, had to be careful at Buckhorn though it was a liTTle slick out there.

rob
Feb 05 2006, 02:08 PM
"Do a 360, stick it, and say 'Check it'"

bschweberger
Feb 05 2006, 02:26 PM
"Do a 360, stick it, and say 'Check it'"

I did and almost busted my arse on the slick arse surface

schick
Feb 08 2006, 04:37 PM
Something to kill time! My best is 952 ft.

Ever fly a helicopter? Here's your opportunity!! Try it.

Click on the helicopter, hold the left mouse key down
to go up and release the key to go down. It's not as easy
as it seems. Can you fly it at least 1,000 feet before crashing ???

http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

Pizza God
Feb 08 2006, 05:08 PM
kinda borring 1216 on my first try.

I tried one more time and got 1192

my_hero
Feb 08 2006, 05:17 PM
Darnit schick!!!!

38' first attempt. :D :confused:

Pizza God
Feb 08 2006, 10:28 PM
Ok, slow night
Just tried again and got 1444

Pizza God
Feb 08 2006, 10:37 PM
1900.

jeffash
Feb 09 2006, 12:39 PM
1900.




I smell pizza burning /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

LouMoreno
Feb 09 2006, 01:03 PM
The Jeff, what happened with Big Bank? Is that over now? I haven't seen your link in a while. Were you asked to cease and desist?

jeffash
Feb 09 2006, 01:13 PM
On the advice of the County Prosecuting Attorney, I'm in the process of filing criminal charges against the Big Bank.
It's going to get real interesting...

schick
Feb 09 2006, 01:39 PM
1900.



It may be a bit boring, but you keep playing eh? :D

LouMoreno
Feb 09 2006, 02:16 PM
Keep at it.
http://www.absenteeshirts.com/images/fightthepower.gif

Pizza God
Feb 09 2006, 03:47 PM
one more try just now got me

3728

Feb 16 2006, 05:16 PM
Jihad Jerry & The Evildoers - Army Girls Gone Wild (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jmlL00f0z6Y)

Feb 16 2006, 05:29 PM
KILLER SOUTH PARK CLIPS (http://youtube.com/results?search=south%20park&sort=rating_sort)

crotts
Feb 18 2006, 10:22 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1651997757427874922&q=fall+out+boy

: ) :

friZZaks
Feb 19 2006, 12:30 AM
thats funny...After watchin git i had to go back and watch the pearl JAm one...KiIls me.

Parkntwoputt
Feb 19 2006, 12:31 AM
Now I finally know what those idiots are saying in that song!

Woo Hoo.

Parkntwoputt
Feb 19 2006, 12:43 AM
Where is the Pearl Jam video?

bschweberger
Feb 19 2006, 08:54 AM
That was some funny arse shizzie.

my_hero
Feb 23 2006, 05:02 PM
Virtual Bobsled run (http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/5116638/detail.html?call=kxas)

Virtual skeleton run (http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/5111445/detail.html?call=kxas)

quickdisc
Feb 23 2006, 05:55 PM
Virtual Bobsled run (http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/5116638/detail.html?call=kxas)

Virtual skeleton run (http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/5111445/detail.html?call=kxas)

YEA !!!!!!! Skeleton !!!!!!! Head first baby !!!!!!! :eek:

xterramatt
Feb 24 2006, 08:23 PM
Drop it like it's hot?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wey9--VVxAg&search=unpimp)

Oh, Schnapp! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMFVENJpHGo&search=unpimp)

Let me hear you say Vhat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMFVENJpHGo&search=unpimp)

disctance00
Feb 25 2006, 07:39 PM
Check these guyz out. Bluegrass/Country/Punk band. No video or anything just some cool #$*&$! muzik.

american graveyard (http://www.myspace.com/americangraveyard)

Parkntwoputt
Feb 25 2006, 10:51 PM
Drop it like it's hot?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wey9--VVxAg&search=unpimp)

Oh, Schnapp! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMFVENJpHGo&search=unpimp)

Let me hear you say Vhat. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMFVENJpHGo&search=unpimp)



It is nice to see that Carl Hungus has diversified his acting skills. His money from log jammin probably just ran out.

Pretty funny.

my_hero
Mar 06 2006, 05:47 PM
Anyone ever seen/done this?

http://www.geocaching.com/ It is a website that gives you GPS coordinates to little "geo" treasures all over the world. Click the link and enter a zip code near you to see if there are any treasures in that area. I freaked out when I entered 76040, clicked on the last one named "kitty kitty" and found out that there is a treasure ON MY STREET somewhere near the Euless Yacht Club!!!!

....and one at the disc golf course!!!! http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?guid=69d991a7-602e-43d1-8df6-db9d8840dd8b

gnduke
Mar 06 2006, 06:50 PM
Just a few Disc Golf geocaches.

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest.aspx?key=disc+golf&submit4=Find

my_hero
Mar 06 2006, 07:07 PM
Pretty cool.........

Moderator005
Mar 06 2006, 09:05 PM
Just a few Disc Golf geocaches.

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest.aspx?key=disc+golf&submit4=Find



I had to register to read the information, but it was worth it. This one's a hoot - it's from Knob Hill Disc Golf Course outside of Pittsburgh, PA:


We thought we would combine our two favorite outdoor activities. This is located just off the Knob Hill Park Disc Golf Course. Bushwacking is required at the final stage as there are no trails into the woods from here.

A=(B-C)
B= At the concrete slab tee for hole #12, find the sum of the white pin numbers.
C= At the tee for hole #14, find the sum of the red pin numbers.

D=(E-F)
E= At the tee for hole #4, find the sum of the blue pin numbers.
F= At the tee for hole #11, what is the white C pin number.

Coordinates to final destination:
N40 39.A
W80 06.D

You are looking for a small plastic container with a red top.

Watch out for flying objects and try not to get in the way of people playing disc golf. They hate that.




Yes, they do. ;) :D

xterramatt
Mar 08 2006, 07:56 PM
Live Action Simpsons Intro (http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw)

RobBull
Mar 13 2006, 03:55 PM
This is my kind of bracket!
http://www.1280thezone.com/babes/rttfb06/index.asp

MTL21676
Mar 15 2006, 07:17 PM
http://www.saoma.com/temp/bush/

xterramatt
Mar 16 2006, 01:07 AM
Go to Youtube.com and do a search for "natalie portman raps", funny stuff.

Also do a search for robot mule, cool stuff.

Also buy some Oreos, Double Stuf. :)

AviarX
Mar 16 2006, 01:26 AM
www.backwardsbush.com (http://www.backwardsbush.com)

nix
Mar 23 2006, 01:57 PM
These guys need an off-road model that would get around a course....

cruzin cooler (http://www.cruzincooler.com/)

MADCITYDISC
Mar 31 2006, 09:54 PM
Cheney's got a gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.toonedin.com/cheney.html

quickdisc
Apr 02 2006, 06:46 PM
Seen this !!!!!!

https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vcc/tristar/trikke/185087/

Pizza God
Apr 03 2006, 03:01 PM
yep, saw some last month at Canton Trade Days. They were selling them for $150 though.

My son kept asking for me to buy one.

reddman
Apr 04 2006, 10:22 PM
The Streak (http://www.thestreakinggame.com/)

jmonny
Apr 19 2006, 04:59 PM
Try this 9-ball game out, its very addictive. I usually score 1200-1400 but my best game so far is 2620. My best 3-game total is 6000. Adjust speed & backspin & figure out the bonus points.

http://www.teagames.com/games/nineball/play.php

jeffash
Apr 20 2006, 02:12 PM
Albino Blacksheep- Glass Onion (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/glassonion)

This is a fun website to poke around on. :)

jeffash
Apr 20 2006, 03:08 PM
Try this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/invisiquest2)

I'm not very good at stuff like this, but I know a lot of you are... :)

jmonny
Apr 21 2006, 08:09 PM
Try this 9-ball game out, its very addictive. I usually score 1200-1400 but my best game so far is 2620. My best 3-game total is 6000. Adjust speed & backspin & figure out the bonus points.

http://www.teagames.com/games/nineball/play.php



New high game 2790 (only 81st best alltime)

Apr 27 2006, 04:37 PM
http://www.helpwinthisbet.com

gnduke
Apr 28 2006, 12:42 AM
Don't know if I trust his counter, he's getting about 80 hits a second a 11 PM.

Also found that it is a copycat site.

here is a BLOG discussion (http://www.valhalla.net.au/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=221458) about the original and the new one.

Pizza God
Apr 28 2006, 02:23 AM
yea, a web site made up just a few days ago and had 2,787,370 hits already

xterramatt
Apr 30 2006, 03:38 PM
Nintendo fans only. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2139555376132383479&pl=true)

nix
Apr 30 2006, 04:05 PM
now that is good stuff!

May 01 2006, 01:21 AM
That was toooo funny!!! Loved it! :D:D

May 01 2006, 11:36 AM
How stupid can you get?
Video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6698310152185556269&q=motorcycle+crash&pl=true)

jHarr
May 05 2006, 12:11 PM
http://www.adventurefilmworks.com/Videos/May10.mov
8MB video, skier helmetcam, couple bad words of text, otherwise safe for work, my speakers are broken but I guess the music's cool

my_hero
May 08 2006, 04:57 PM
Just a few Disc Golf geocaches.

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest.aspx?key=disc+golf&amp;submit4=Find




Hid my first cache, and incorporated disc golf into it: http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?guid=896fb34e-0a55-4055-b88f-eb4fcfc8a547

Be sure to read the logs. The plan is starting to work!

Also working on a series of Championship Holes at Veteran's Park. Should be able to visually show people some of the VET's great old championship holes. I've already hid coords on top of the mountain, and i'm getting ready to place the cache somewhere near the basket. Pretty cool standing on top of #8's championship teepad and actually "seeing" the line and distance to the cache! :D

jmonny
May 10 2006, 03:08 PM
This is all I do at work anyway.

http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

Parkntwoputt
May 10 2006, 03:44 PM
9 - But it would not allow me to submit the score.

That arrow is very touchy.

rhett
May 10 2006, 04:12 PM
10. Survived a few 4+s, but the 5.3 got me.

Parkntwoputt
May 10 2006, 05:12 PM
I was even able to hit some in the low 6's. It is the 2.x's from the right that kill me.

Parkntwoputt
May 10 2006, 05:22 PM
AH HA!

24 Bay BEEE!!!! YEAH!

sandalman
May 10 2006, 05:35 PM
11. i made a 4.20 :D

xterramatt
May 10 2006, 09:34 PM
16! Oh yeah!

xterramatt
May 10 2006, 09:44 PM
One of those caches is mine, can you figger out which?

Parkntwoputt
May 10 2006, 11:19 PM
11. i made a 4.20 :D



I get the joke, but what is the highest someone has actually made?

Mine was somewhere around 6.18

my_hero
May 10 2006, 11:27 PM
One of those caches is mine, can you figger out which?



Hmmm...Let me think about that for a second. http://www.geocaching.com/profile/Default.aspx?guid=d1228d89-f38d-429c-be27-774908e49c16 :D

or....

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest.aspx?ul=xterramatt


and...

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest.aspx?u=xterramatt ;)

Fun stuff!

jmonny
May 10 2006, 11:58 PM
Try this 9-ball game out, its very addictive. I usually score 1200-1400 but my best game so far is 2620. My best 3-game total is 6000. Adjust speed & backspin & figure out the bonus points.

http://www.teagames.com/games/nineball/play.php



New high game 2790 (only 81st best alltime)



Haven't seen any other scores for this game from anybody

xterramatt
May 11 2006, 09:42 AM
I am definitely an early adopter. I have Geocache #265 and 305.

They are currently in the millions, I'm sure.

GC109 is mine.

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?guid=302eda6a-a349-4c91-aaca-80ed48ca3f06

It's since been archived since I no longer live up there (and the container wasn't the best)

Check out my Caribour Jaw Confluence cache, that one is a bit of a hike.

my_hero
May 11 2006, 10:42 AM
I saw that you were an early caching pioneer by the date on your profile. You were there in the beginning! Here's some stats off of the home page:

"There are 255,056 active caches in 221 countries.
In the last 7 days, there have been 199,952 new logs written by 31,871 account holders. "

I'd like to see a chart of the growth curve of geocaching, and disc golf overlapped. On second thought no i wouldn't.....it would be depressing. :D

ck34
May 11 2006, 11:00 AM
Do you have to turn "pro" after a certain time in geocaching... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

my_hero
May 11 2006, 11:04 AM
It's kind of like disc. You just think you are a professional. :eek: ;)

switzerdan
May 11 2006, 04:11 PM
I never knew Spiderman had it so hard!

Pendulum swing (http://www.yarukinoki.net/flash/pendulumeca/)

The site is all in Japanese, but you'll figure it out.
:D
My best at this point is 2469.

jmonny
May 11 2006, 07:04 PM
Played for 5 min. Finally got to Level 2, total 774m. I'll shoot for a grand tonite.

Moderator005
May 11 2006, 10:08 PM
Seems like you have better success if you don't whip yourself above the top of the screen; when you do that, you lose your timing and the descent comes too rapidly to respond.

The gameplay gets old fast. I got up to 2000 and got bored and just let myself die.

jmonny
May 11 2006, 10:19 PM
Got to 1280m, enough of that.

Moderator005
May 11 2006, 11:23 PM
Got to 1280m, enough of that.



Exactly.

rtinsa
May 12 2006, 09:26 PM
Check this online golf dice game I noticed it on mashallstreet.... GOLO (http://www.igolo.com/golo/golo.html)

switzerdan
May 12 2006, 11:57 PM
Check out #1 :D

Moderator005
May 16 2006, 10:05 AM
Here's the sequel to the "drunk guy walking" game. This one isn't nearly as good, though. :(

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/hangover.htm

stevemaerz
May 16 2006, 10:36 AM
The best three ball juggling repertoire I've ever seen:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6313601126358723101

This guy Tim Kelly is amazing. Eight minutes of juggling three balls with very few trick repeats. If you counted the number of unique techniques it would probably be in the ballpark of 50-75.

xterramatt
May 17 2006, 07:45 PM
This one is tricky.

Got to 1886

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/tumbler

nix
May 18 2006, 02:35 PM
3234 on my second try. it is really cool at first, but it doesnt seem to get harder, so it gets kinda boring

maybe i am wrong after looking at the high scores...thems crazy!!

jmonny
May 20 2006, 06:55 PM
Try this 9-ball game out, its very addictive. I usually score 1200-1400 but my best game so far is 2620. My best 3-game total is 6000. Adjust speed & backspin & figure out the bonus points.

http://www.teagames.com/games/nineball/play.php



New high game 2790 (only 81st best alltime)



Haven't seen any other scores for this game from anybody



New high game 3310.

DSproAVIAR
May 24 2006, 04:19 PM
Ran across some good ones:
Hasslehoff! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE)

hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=hooked+paranoia&v=SKPBcFkkAXE)

xterramatt
May 25 2006, 12:19 AM
ouch!

atreau3
May 25 2006, 02:36 PM
I never knew Spiderman had it so hard!

Pendulum swing (http://www.yarukinoki.net/flash/pendulumeca/)

The site is all in Japanese, but you'll figure it out.
:D
My best at this point is 2469.




3861...In between clients...

thetruthxl
Jun 02 2006, 12:47 PM
<font color="blue">Office Schenanagans (http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.swf) </font>

nix
Jun 02 2006, 12:59 PM
um, yeah.

that game has been posted half a dozen times now, but thanks anyway!
:p
;)
:D

discette
Jun 07 2006, 08:57 AM
He was such a good tenant!!!

Coors Light anyone? (http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp)

thetruthxl
Jun 07 2006, 07:16 PM
um, yeah.

that game has been posted half a dozen times now, but thanks anyway!
:p
;)
:D



Sorry, I didn't have the four days to go back through all these posts and top scores by Schweb. :D :eek:

nix
Jun 08 2006, 12:44 AM
;)

xterramatt
Jun 09 2006, 08:38 PM
The Great Immigration Debate of 1621 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEl6HdfqWM)

crotts
Jun 12 2006, 01:55 PM
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/2001.html

: ) :

crotts
Jun 12 2006, 02:03 PM
http://www.gmacinsurance.com/SafeDriving/2006/test.asp

: ) :

Pizza God
Jun 12 2006, 03:59 PM
Ug, 80% at least I passed.

xterramatt
Jun 12 2006, 10:09 PM
95% only missed the left turn one, when I changed my mind at the last second.

gnduke
Jun 12 2006, 10:33 PM
95%, and I would argue the left turn question as incorrectly worded.

rhett
Jun 12 2006, 10:43 PM
Agreed. That is the only one I missed, too.

I could spend 3 hours waiting to turn left onto my street going home if I had to wait until all of the cars passed that I can see from the top of the little hill. It's prolly a mile+ of visibility.

Pizza God
Jun 13 2006, 10:37 PM
That was one of the ones I got right :confused:

adogg187420
Jun 14 2006, 12:17 AM
GoldenEye fans will like this one - GoldenApple (http://www.break.com/index/goldenapple.html)

xterramatt
Jun 15 2006, 10:02 PM
That was cool.

Try this one, It's a classic, updated.... If you consider flash games from 3 -4 years ago classics...

Bike Mania 2 (http://www.flashgames247.com/play/693.html)

I did it in 49:59

Pizza God
Jun 16 2006, 04:34 PM
I am freaking stuck on the 2 boxes and the trasformer, every time I manage to get past that, I get stuck at the top trying to get on top of th oil can. 89min an counting :confused:

Pizza God
Jun 16 2006, 04:57 PM
I got past the oil can just to fall over trying to get on the box :confused: :confused: :eek: 100min and counting