Pizza God
May 13 2005, 06:42 PM
takes to long to reload the shotgun. You also need to shoot them in different placed to get them to go down with the shotgun as oppose to the hand gun.
Fun though
http://homedrunkrun.jarkey.net/
bruce_brakel
May 17 2005, 04:53 PM
Did not realize anyone over here had seen the post or was playing the game.
Here are some tips: the beefy zombies go down with one bullet if you shoot them before they a fully up. In an emergency you can slow down the skinny zombies by shooting them in the ankle. It is easier to put up high scores on a slow running computer. Any time you clear the screen but do not end the stage, empty your revolver and reload if you only have one or two bullets left. Going to the shotgun seems like a sucker move to me.
My high score is 16/216. Jon is up to Stage 22 now.
http://discontinuum.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=986&st=120&#entry23666
I'm not sure if it's been posted yet (I couldn't find it in a search) but this game is fun:
http://lotgd.net/
esalazar
May 17 2005, 05:37 PM
how do you get to the shotgun? stage 15 - 188 first try!!
gnduke
May 17 2005, 08:22 PM
The game needs a better handgun.
Baretta PX4 (more rounds) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg149-e.htm)
Desert Eagle 50AE (more firepower) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg16-e.htm)
bruce_brakel
May 17 2005, 09:54 PM
The game needs a better handgun.
Baretta PX4 (more rounds) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg149-e.htm)
Desert Eagle 50AE (more firepower) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg16-e.htm)
I'm a doctor, Jim, not a weapons expert!
esalazar
May 18 2005, 09:58 AM
The game needs a better handgun.
Baretta PX4 (more rounds) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg149-e.htm)
Desert Eagle 50AE (more firepower) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg16-e.htm)
i agree , a clean head shot should take out any zombie!!
gnduke
May 18 2005, 06:30 PM
That's the way it works in the movies.
The only way to take them down is to shoot them in the head.
82% (Dixie). Do you still use Confederate money?
A freakin doodlebug???? Where are yall fellow texans coming up with that ??? Those things are roly-polies. Ya'll must be transplants :)
I agree with Richard that i have heard of, seen and have a drive-thru liquor store a few blocks over but I have never heard a name for them.
I think what you call that fizzy carbonated drink is a great question in finding where someone is from. I cant stand hearing someone call it "Pop", that drives me nuts. ...lol
rhett
May 18 2005, 07:41 PM
pronounced "pAHHHHp".
Did not realize anyone over here had seen the post or was playing the game.
Here are some tips: the beefy zombies go down with one bullet if you shoot them before they a fully up. In an emergency you can slow down the skinny zombies by shooting them in the ankle. It is easier to put up high scores on a slow running computer. Any time you clear the screen but do not end the stage, empty your revolver and reload if you only have one or two bullets left. Going to the shotgun seems like a sucker move to me.
My high score is 16/216. Jon is up to Stage 22 now.
http://discontinuum.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=986&st=120&#entry23666
22/350 is my best.
Nelle 18131
May 20 2005, 07:34 PM
All kinds of stuff on this one:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/home.asp
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/noises.php
Try this game (http://deathball.net/notpron/notpron.htm) it is super addicting, and challenging. http://deathball.net/notpron/notpron.htm
http://www.ihatedimes.com/
crotts
May 26 2005, 11:52 AM
The March of Dimes may have cured Polio, but a march of Quarters would have cured it 250% faster.
hahahahah
that site is great
: ) :
This cracked me up!!
Office Security Cam (http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00601.wmv)
gnduke
May 31 2005, 02:32 AM
I guess those things should have a weight limit in the usage instructions.
friZZaks
Jun 03 2005, 12:54 PM
prrrrnt
This is funny.....
Store Wars (http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html)
spartan
Jun 03 2005, 06:41 PM
enjoy (http://cryingwhileeating.com/)
friZZaks
Jun 04 2005, 12:17 AM
http://www.anti-naturals.org/theory/religion.html
friZZaks
Jun 07 2005, 02:49 PM
WOW
esalazar
Jun 07 2005, 03:09 PM
WOW
fo real!!
twoputtok
Jun 07 2005, 03:38 PM
Uhhh.....Okay................I think.
Pizza God
Jun 07 2005, 04:53 PM
Store Wars was funny
ANHYZER
Jun 10 2005, 02:27 AM
Fly Guy (http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/) Make sure you talk to the swami in the sky /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Fly Guy (http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/) Make sure you talk to the swami in the sky /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Raise da roof! ********!
That is the hottest Christmas Card I have ever seen.
http://www.anti-naturals.org/theory/religion.html
**** nihilist
ANHYZER
Jun 10 2005, 02:49 AM
Fly Guy (http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/) Make sure you talk to the swami in the sky /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Raise da roof! ********!
That is the hottest Christmas Card I have ever seen.
Did you do the Robot with the space robot?...Or let the Giant squid blow you?
Pizza God
Jun 10 2005, 03:27 PM
Personally, I like jamming with the space man
ANHYZER
Jun 10 2005, 06:02 PM
Have you been swallowed whole by the TThe fish?
quickdisc
Jun 10 2005, 06:32 PM
Yea...........and Rock'n out with the Alien in a Guitar Solo !!!!!
Can play opposite handed !!!! Looks like he plays a Les Paul Stratocaster !!!!!!!! :cool::D
Fly Guy (http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/) Make sure you talk to the swami in the sky /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Raise da roof! ********!
That is the hottest Christmas Card I have ever seen.
Did you do the Robot with the space robot?...Or let the Giant squid blow you?
I don't know about the squid, but the shirtless girl at the end was lookin' at Fly Guy's fly while she was shakin' her *****
bruce_brakel
Jun 10 2005, 06:48 PM
http://www.anti-naturals.org/theory/religion.html
**** nihilist
I think that point of view is rational if you have never had any experience that cannot be explained by reference to science and the material world view. It is simply an overgeneralization flowing from the author's impoverished spiritual experience.
bruce_brakel
Jun 10 2005, 06:50 PM
Have you been swallowed whole by the TThe fish?
I got stung by the electric eel. This is so much like me: "Hmmm, an eel. I wonder what that will do?"
friZZaks
Jun 12 2005, 04:17 PM
you mean an experience with no easy or simple answer at hand..."Well i guess it was god, what else could it be." and then " yes, it was god. Absolutely it was!" and then "you dont believe me? well than you 're evil!" and then years down the road when the answer is solved by science,"whatever, I needed a convenient answer at the time and i had One!" and then "wait, whats that...I dont know...how could it happen(drop rationality), it was god!"
bruce_brakel
Jun 12 2005, 09:30 PM
No, I mean something more like, when you tell the story everyone calls you an effing liar because that kind of thing just could not happen in a world that can be fully explained by a materialist worldview.
friZZaks
Jun 13 2005, 01:09 AM
Like a bush on fire in the desert. I can explain that.
a million animals on a boat? find that one hard to swallow.
riverdog
Jun 13 2005, 06:30 PM
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk :D
bruce_brakel
Jun 13 2005, 07:00 PM
Whatever. I'm not the Prophet. I'm just some dude who has seen more than that scientific materialist whose paper you linked to. It is no matter to me what he believes. I'm just saying, he would believe other things if he had seen other things. You too.
Pizza God
Jun 13 2005, 11:20 PM
Faith, you have to have Faith. No Faith, no religion.
friZZaks
Jun 14 2005, 11:53 AM
that car is blue.
no its not.
that car is blue.
No, it is red.
No, it is blue, trust me...its blue...have faith. You might see it as red, but trust me, its blue.
uh........o........k......
its blue...now give me 10%
oh my...
http://www.randomthink.net/misc/ebay/
friZZaks
Jun 15 2005, 03:50 PM
www.suckbangblow.com (http://www.suckbangblow.com)
http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/
Talk about freaks :eek: :oThat is just not right :o
my_hero
Jun 16 2005, 03:44 PM
Love pics of dogs having fun in the summertime?
http://www.nbc5i.com/weather/4606113/detail.html
Look in the 5th gallery........at the 4th picture(golden retriever). What does Matilda have in her mouth? :confused:
lauranovice
Jun 16 2005, 03:58 PM
I know from having a couple dogs that Matilda has a doggie throwing toy in her mouth. It is soft, with the green outer ring and a black circle in the middle. She is swimmng with it collapsed, with both sides wadded up in her mouth. It is a training toy for working up to a Frisbee dog. Because it is completely soft, some trainers suggest using it and working up to the harder edged doggie discs. Before learning about disc golf, I tried to teach my dog to catch discs. I quickly gave up, however, because she always tried to catch with her hands (front paws) rather than her mouth...something about not realizing she is a dog, I think. :cool:
What did you think it was, John?
I love those doggie pictures too!
my_hero
Jun 16 2005, 04:01 PM
What did you think it was, John?
THANK YOU!, and I'd rather not say what it looks like to me. :o
esalazar
Jun 16 2005, 04:06 PM
for real , the hulk must be pizzed!! :D
riverdog
Jun 16 2005, 04:29 PM
small child wearing a beret......... :D
my_hero
Jun 16 2005, 04:30 PM
small child wearing a beret......... :D
:D:D:D
xterramatt
Jun 25 2005, 01:16 PM
http://sithsense.com/flash.htm
Lord Vader playing parlour games...
Try to stump him.
wilma
Jun 27 2005, 10:04 AM
I stumped him with COPPER
rightcunnin
Jun 28 2005, 02:10 AM
Way cool Honda ad. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/honda-ad.html
very cool.
but I dont get how the tires roll up the ramp
Jake L
Jun 28 2005, 01:17 PM
That is a cool ad.
My guess on the tires; They were weighted.
The tires on the incline have a weight at the top of the tire, balancing them in place. When hit, the top weight causes the tire to roll forward and up the ramp. Must be a good amount of weight. There had to be a 'stopper' so the tires could not roll back also.
You can see the tire in the last part rocking back and forth on the incline. Thats the only way I can think of that it would work.
very nice deduction- i think you have it pegged. Thanx!
;)
esalazar
Jun 28 2005, 05:20 PM
fo real!!! my first impression was it being an optical illusion!!!
my_hero
Jun 28 2005, 05:24 PM
It's a pretty old ad. I think somewhere it says that "all of this is real, no computer graphics included. It took over 500 takes before everything went as planned."
Still very cool!
This is really wierd
Cats (http://www.blogdar.com/ugotnegams/tetkacat.swf)
Hold the mouse button to stop her from falling then click it to let her continue to fall.
really really really weird
but i love it! :eek:
Hey Nix :) It was wierd but you find yourself goofing with it for awhile :confused:
Who would build such a page? :confused:
dixonjowers
Jul 11 2005, 11:50 AM
funny spoof of the honda ad
click here (http://www.ymlp.com/pubarchive_show_message.php?ExtremeFun+37)
This is really wierd
Cats (http://www.blogdar.com/ugotnegams/tetkacat.swf)
Hold the mouse button to stop her from falling then click it to let her continue to fall.
So I thought this was an entertaining little site and thought I'd see what else they had on the site started off removing the last section tetkacat.swf
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Lets just say it is not for the average viewer nor something to look at while on the work computer
my_hero
Jul 11 2005, 11:02 PM
Yea...i found that out the hard way as well.
jmonny
Jul 11 2005, 11:25 PM
Funny....
http://homepage.mac.com/jeffgarden/ledbetter.swf
Pizza God
Jul 12 2005, 02:22 AM
This is really wierd
Cats (http://www.blogdar.com/ugotnegams/tetkacat.swf)
Hold the mouse button to stop her from falling then click it to let her continue to fall.
So I thought this was an entertaining little site and thought I'd see what else they had on the site started off removing the last section tetkacat.swf
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Lets just say it is not for the average viewer nor something to look at while on the work computer
http://www.gaycams.org/mb/vomit.gif
I think I am going to be sick, that is not for any viewer (except maybe Frank)
OMG!!! Why did anyone have to point THAT out!! :o:o:o:eek: :eek: :eek: I think i am blind now
holy crap! i thought "whats the big deal? I'll check it out..."
ughh! THat is just horrible! especially this early in the morning!
Sorry for pointing that out to y'all,
I was going to forward the Cat link to my nephews and am glad I didn't.
/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
I figured saying that it was anot something to view at work would have been enough, but you are right Bryan it really is something that no one should have to see.
disclamer I guess should read, "DO NOT VIEW if you are worried about your future mental health"
gnduke
Jul 12 2005, 11:24 AM
That's about the same as a big "click me now" button.
Stay away - Toxic waste - Harmful to all age groups.
vinnie
Jul 12 2005, 11:42 AM
I am just a good boy and what the f....in is wrong with folks
my eye balls have been tainted.
if you have not- dont!
resist!
OMG!!! Why did anyone have to point THAT out!! :o:o:o:eek: :eek: :eek: I think i am blind now
Missy you are the one who brought the Cat link to all of our attention, shame on you, making people like me look for more goofy pages within the website
I didn't know it had THAT in it....leave it up to you guys to look for more....just can't leave well enuff alone :mad:I emailed the person who originally sent me that link and they freaked out :eek: :o
http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/media/downloadables/lumphit.gif
I can't get the images out of my head
http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/media/downloadables/lumphit.gif
OK. I found the cat deal a bit strange. So to help you all get over it; here is a bit of wholesome (sic) (no, really sic) humor from the TREE HOUSE FRIENDS (http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_tree_friends/).
http://skydexter.free.fr/images/Images-happytreefriends.jpg
This is on par with the 'Itchy and Scratchy' show on 'The Simpsons'; you have been forwarned---Enjoy!
That was the worst thing I have ever seen. Terrible, terrible.
You just HAD to look didn't you Rocco....you were warned....geez!
Michael Jackson's Chocolate Factory (http://www.rock103.com/emt/mjcf.html)
jefferson
Jul 18 2005, 02:07 PM
FUH2 (http://www.fuh2.com/index.php)
m_conners
Jul 18 2005, 02:27 PM
Somebodys board setting are messed up.
Yo Jeff, those H2 stats are crazy, I can't believe the tax right off h2 owners get...definetly a rich mans vehicle.
Nelle 18131
Jul 18 2005, 02:42 PM
I know I was warned, but I looked and I am literally sick to my stomach. What is wrong with people now days? :confused: :confused:
friZZaks
Jul 18 2005, 02:47 PM
FUH2 for real
jefferson
Jul 18 2005, 03:49 PM
the "Fan/Hate mail" section is entertaining
Pizza God
Jul 18 2005, 09:52 PM
Those that can afford to purchase a Hummer can afford the gas.
As far as the Tax savings.
You have to purchase it under your companies name. I could do it and what you really are doing is moving up the depreciation up to year one. It does save you a little (as much as $16,500) if you are in a 30% tax bracket.
You can also purchase most SUV's and full size pick up trucks to get the tax savings. (I am not sure if you will be able to do it again this year)
Pizza God
Jul 23 2005, 05:33 PM
What is your smurf name? (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html)
(posted on another thread)
jocur
Jul 27 2005, 04:06 PM
Want your very own gangsta name?
www.gangstaname.com (http://www.gangstaname.com)
How about you very own Wu-Tang name?
www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl (http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl)
Pizza God
Aug 01 2005, 05:56 PM
Hey, you know the Red Bull truck likes to come to Texas 10 events.
How about this Energy drink company (http://www.gayfuel.com/main.html) . It's new.
professizzle (http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php?hl=en&criterion=disc+golf)
Pizza God
Aug 06 2005, 06:09 AM
Josh, we had several like that done a few month ago. One changed everything to Pika Chu. I printed it out for my son who took it to school and everyone got a real kick out of it. (i did his teachers homework assignment which is posted on the web)
It is still funny though! :D
Not as funny as the guy putting AAA batteries in his wee wee. That cracked me up
:othat was not right on many levels...didn't even look at it close enuff to see that it was batteries but i will just take your word for it
Moderator005
Aug 07 2005, 11:12 PM
That is freaking hilarious, Josh! (http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.pdga.com/)
Pizza God
Aug 08 2005, 04:59 AM
I think there were AA batteries.
how about the hammer. Bang bang :D
Yeah that would make sense. AA batteries would last longer.
Maybe we should start a thread called "NASTY WEBSITES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH DISC GOLF".
I am in total agreement with Josh.....let's not.
Lets.
Starting with this one:
www.ogrish.com (http://www.ogrish.com)
Nice a'tar Missy- that one was on last night...freakin hilarious!!
friZZaks
Aug 09 2005, 11:48 AM
http://www.addictinggames.com/hapland2.html
Znash
Aug 09 2005, 12:03 PM
www.killfrog.com (http://www.killfrog.com)
www.campchaos.com (http://www.campchaos.com)
www.whatthefawk.com (http://www.whatthefawk.com)
I watched it last night too.....that show is funny. However I am more of an ATHF fan. I want an a'tar of the frat aliens just can't find one :(
speaking of Family Guy, I had a chance to preview the unedited movie coming out in late September, Freakin hilarious!
Pass the potato (http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-1.php?potatoid=050809131530-228551/)
me too. I have all three seasons of ATHF on DVD.
Next will be sealab...
This is not animated, but here goes ya:
athf (http://2.eagleimg.com/11/00958.jpg)
http://2.eagleimg.com/11/00958.jpg
Pass the potato (http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-1.php?potatoid=050809131530-228551/)
My potato has just gone 445 mph
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
girlie
Aug 09 2005, 05:13 PM
Keep this guy moving!
Pass the Potato (http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-2.php?potatoid=050809131530-228551 )
Idaho is sending out the potato. (http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-3.php?potatoid=050809131530-228551 ) Appropriate eh?
Thanks Josh!! That is really kewl. Did you watch it last night....
Arise chicken....chicken arise :D:D:D
Funny Stuff!!
Pizza God
Aug 09 2005, 10:18 PM
Pass (http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-2.php?potatoid=050809131530-228551 )
What is the point in this?
Pass (http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-2.php?potatoid=050809131530-228551 )
What is the point in this?
Hello, To get my potato to 50 states /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
I didn't know the sites had to have a point, this one is pretty addictive though just checked on my little tater,
- Potato Stats -
Travel Days 0.4
Times Passed 21
Miles Traveled 104,250
Average Speed (mph) 10,880.0
States Visited 10
Average Speed (mph) 10,880.0
That is one fast spud!!!
This is one of the weirdest sites I have ever been to. You can control the dummy by clicking on it.
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
This is one of the weirdest sites I have ever been to. You can control the dummy by clicking on it.
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
OK whose going to do it first
http://www.izpitera.ru
1, 2, 3 not it. I don't even want to think what would be on a russian site.
Pizza God
Aug 11 2005, 06:36 PM
What, it just goes to a photo album :D
bschweberger
Aug 11 2005, 08:41 PM
This is one of the weirdest sites I have ever been to. You can control the dummy by clicking on it.
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
OK whose going to do it first
http://www.izpitera.ru
1, 2, 3 not it. I don't even want to think what would be on a russian site.
Oh the possibilities with a woman that flexible.
Moderator005
Aug 12 2005, 12:00 AM
This is one of the weirdest sites I have ever been to. You can control the dummy by clicking on it.
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
OK whose going to do it first
http://www.izpitera.ru
1, 2, 3 not it. I don't even want to think what would be on a russian site.
Oh the possibilities with a woman that flexible.
Schwebby, you dog! :o
Too bad the woman isn't hotter. Maybe that's the way they like 'em in Russia, though.
Well this was a cause for some flashbacks to a couple of pages ago :o:o
Well I'm glad it isn't anything like what was back a link on the Cats site. It seemed awfully familiar. I didn't want to be exposed to those images again.
xterramatt
Aug 12 2005, 09:04 PM
Thought this was funny. While using Stumble On I came across this video of a "whacky Weatherman".
It turns out it's a spaz from one of our local stations who moonlighted as a stand up comic. He's a serious spaz.
http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=2197
Warning, some risque ads may surround this page, so I warned you. Nothing really awful. I refreshed the page about 10 times just to be sure, the first time I saw a hooters ad, that's about it.
That weather dude is a total crack head
Moderator005
Aug 20 2005, 10:46 AM
Be careful when typing web addresses! Make sure to type in www.pdga.com (http://www.pdga.com) correctly.
Don't accidentally switch the 'g' and the 'd' :eek: :o:D
Of course the first thing I did was type it in with them switched...not as bad as I was expecting...
xterramatt
Aug 23 2005, 10:03 PM
This is cool.... looks like something Notenboom would be involved in...
http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm
why could'nt they have that site back when I was in highschool and playing with blotter. :D
Milwaukee Game (http://www.milbestlight.com/swf/game/game1.swf)
Good Luck Guys!!
scottsearles
Aug 25 2005, 02:14 PM
That is FRIKKEN Sweet :)
thats fun, but i was hoping for a better prize once you dont get caught!
:p
Well i kept getting caught...so have no clue what the prize is :confused:
scottsearles
Aug 25 2005, 05:11 PM
yea what up with that no prize i had 22 sec's left also.......... :eek:
plus i think she's a little conceited she thought i was looking a couple of times i was no where close.............
:D
Pizza God
Aug 25 2005, 11:54 PM
yeeeaaa, on to bigger and better things :D
Moderator005
Aug 26 2005, 04:42 PM
Biergarten in Oberbayern (http://www.coolmen.ch/biergarten/biershooter.htm)
quickdisc
Aug 28 2005, 08:15 PM
:D That was fun. Those folks who don't get beer are all upset. Got the cows and eagles drunk !!!!! :D
Drink-O-Meter (http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/)
friZZaks
Sep 02 2005, 04:32 PM
TRY IT:
http://addictinggames.com/fourleafclover.html
Heavens Above (http://www.heavens-above.com/main.asp?lat=33.808100&lng=-118.097678&alt=16&loc=ElDoDGb&TZ=PST)
You'll have to re-calibrate the location--this one's for Tee#1 @ Eldo. If you don't know your location 'by degrees' there's a link to just click-in your nearest city. ;)
In the past week, we've tracked a TRMM satellite [Tropical Rainfall Monitoring Mission], and had a nice viewing of the International Space Station Tues nite...that stayed visible for a LONG time. :p :cool:Binocs would be nice but 'visually unaided' it's still keen to see something 300 miles away, travelling 25,00 mph [40,000kph], lit only by reflected sun rays. :D
jeffash
Sep 13 2005, 12:04 PM
I don't think this qualifies as cool, but if you want to read about my struggles against a Big Bank (it's really getting kinda' funny) go to nwabigbank.com (http://www.nwabigbank.com). :D
I'll be adding more...
gnduke
Sep 13 2005, 04:53 PM
It's a bit past the August date. Where is the rest of the story ?
Or even the first part of the story ? You know the part that led you to march around in a sandwich sign ?
jeffash
Sep 13 2005, 05:27 PM
It's a bit past the August date. Where is the rest of the story ?
Or even the first part of the story ? You know the part that led you to march around in a sandwich sign ?
More coming...
m_conners
Sep 13 2005, 05:46 PM
Worlds Strongest Beer (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050909/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_beer_1)
Pizza God
Sep 14 2005, 01:49 AM
Come on now Jeff, you know you can't just give us part of the story without the beginning or a more up to date information.
jeffash
Sep 14 2005, 12:03 PM
Come on now Jeff, you know you can't just give us part of the story without the beginning or a more up to date information.
I'll be adding more to the website as I get the time to type it.
Today I'll add some Motions I filed earlier this week.
As far as the beginning. It goes back two years, and it basically revolves around how the Big Bank has mismanaged my son's assets, and how they (and the Judge) have violated Federal law in regards to my son's social security survivors benefits. The Big Bank has been bad and the Judge hasn't held them accountable. I caught them both violating Federal Law, and now they are trying to worm their way out of it. The issues are much bigger than the restraining order stuff on my website.
I have a local First Ammendment expert who told me he'd host a website for me so I could have another forum to express my outrage at the audacity of the Big Bank.
What's any of this have to do with disc golf? It all started right after the 2003 USDGC. I'd had a pretty good 2003. Two Amateur World Championships, turned Pro, went to Pro Worlds and the USDGC. I was very excited about 2004, and my future... I struggled through my first few battles with the Big Bank. It really took a turn for the worse when I was at the 2004 Des Moines Classic. I found out that Saturday night that the Big Bank was asking the Judge if they could sell our house. Because of estate issues related to my wifes death I knew thay couldn't sell the home. I had to spend a lot of money and time fighting that one, and I won. Now I'm trying to get the rest of their mess cleaned up. The result is I don't get to play many tournaments, my player rating has dropped over 20 points, and I'm a shell of the man I used to be. :D
feelfroggie8
Sep 14 2005, 01:23 PM
http://www.putfile.com/top10.php
disctance00
Sep 16 2005, 12:47 PM
Don't know if this made it up yet.
Basketgirl (http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=913)
Man if she would have missed?
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That would have been funny :(
If you pause the video you will see she is in front of the hoop and not in the hoop. The sound made as she passed through sounded like a basketball; it was short and sharp. A human body would have made a series of sounds. Also her body would have slowed down as she passed through which it did not. Lastly, the acting and dialogue seemed contrived.
Cool video though!
jeffash
Sep 19 2005, 05:45 PM
Come on now Jeff, you know you can't just give us part of the story without the beginning or a more up to date information.
I updated it with some more stuff
http://nwabigbank.com
LouMoreno
Sep 19 2005, 05:54 PM
Jeff, that counter's not right, is it? I can't have only been the 8th person to read that. There's a lot less interesting stuff on this board that gets more views than that.
my_hero
Sep 19 2005, 06:01 PM
Come on now Jeff, you know you can't just give us part of the story without the beginning or a more up to date information.
I updated it with some more stuff
http://nwabigbank.com
Are you allowed to PM me with the BIG BANK's name? I know i'm not doing business with any BIG BANK, and want to make sure in the future that i stay away from this BIG BANK.
I don't think a lot of people on the Message Board know your story, and i wish i didn't know it.
Good luck Jeff.
my_hero
Sep 19 2005, 06:05 PM
Heavens Above (http://www.heavens-above.com/main.asp?lat=33.808100&lng=-118.097678&alt=16&loc=ElDoDGb&TZ=PST)
You'll have to re-calibrate the location--this one's for Tee#1 @ Eldo. If you don't know your location 'by degrees' there's a link to just click-in your nearest city. ;)
In the past week, we've tracked a TRMM satellite [Tropical Rainfall Monitoring Mission], and had a nice viewing of the International Space Station Tues nite...that stayed visible for a LONG time. :p :cool:Binocs would be nice but 'visually unaided' it's still keen to see something 300 miles away, travelling 25,00 mph [40,000kph], lit only by reflected sun rays. :D
Thanks to Heavens Above (http://www.heavens-above.com/main.asp?lat=33.808100&lng=-118.097678&alt=16&loc=ElDoDGb&TZ=PST) i saw the International Space Station for about 30 seconds Friday night with the naked eye. It was my 3rd time to see it. Man, that thing hauls major as[/b]s! :o
Whack your boss (http://www.doodie.com/whackboss.swf)
Just don't start removing the end of the address looking for stuff :eek:
and what is the first thing I do....
jeffash
Sep 20 2005, 04:40 PM
I don't think a lot of people on the Message Board know your story, and i wish i didn't know it.
Good luck Jeff.
Thanks John!
Which story? :D:confused: :D
Maybe, if they did know my story they'd understand me better. :D:o:D
Pizza God
Sep 20 2005, 11:55 PM
Try this one Jeff. You may appreciate it.
My Great Uncle passed away several years ago. He had no heirs so he left his farm to his four nieces and nephews. Now he had his lawyer draw up a trust to take care of his wife. He was the executor of the will and the trust to take care of my Great Aunt.
Ok, according to the Trust, we (the heirs) could not touch or benefit from the farm in any way. All income from the farm went to the Trust to take care of my Great Aunt.
But for some reason, this HomeTown Lawyer had my Great Aunt dissolve the trust and she took her widowed 1/3rd (Tennessee law, she was technically not in the will) This Lawyer thought it was in her best interest???? Or did she tell him to do it. We will never know.
However, he took out a loan on part of the land for $10K to not only pay the funeral expences, but to pay himself several thousand dollars. We had to pay for him to cut out 1/3 for my Great Aunt?????
And he is still in control of the land.
Needless to say, we hired my Dads old high school buddy�s law firm to dissolve the trust and help us form �Valley View Partners� with both my Mom and her sister as the managers of the farm. (they both now live about 5 miles away from it)
In all, not only did we have to pay the HomeTown Lawyer over $5K, but it cost us about another $7K to dissolve the trust. It took us years to pay that off, we had to borrow money again to pay take care of it.
We talked about sueing the HomeTown lawyer, but our lawyer said it would be hard and no lawyer likes to sue other lawyers. It would have cost us as much to sue as we could sue for, so the HomeTown lawyer got off scott free.
In all, we all have our own lives, My sister and her Husband (a former Accountant who currently does our books) lives in Coppell and he is a Minister for Valley Ranch Baptists Church. My two cousins both live in the Nashville area, my cousin works for Nextel and now has 3 kids. My other cousin is a schoolteacher and her Husband works in a bank. We city folks own a farm in Houston County Tennessee. Part of the land is forest. It should be ready to cut in about 10 more years. About the time all of our kids start collage.
As it is, the farm brings in a little money each year. We have had some expenses to keep the creek from eroding in to our main field. In all we get about $1K per year around Thanksgiving. (when we meet for our yearly meeting) It is a nice asset to have. Something you can fall back up on. None of us have talked about selling or dissolving the farm yet.
jeffash
Sep 21 2005, 11:53 AM
Bryan,
Funny you should bring that up.
I was not in my wife's will either. We were only married ten months. I have what is called a "curtesy interest", also 1/3, but the bank and the Judge have illegally forced my assignment of curtesy- essentially doing the same thing your great-aunts slimeball did. This was also illegal, and I'll eventually get it straightened out, but what a bunch of bozos.
I have so many more examples of what they have done illegally, improperly, and unethically.
I'm glad to see your family was able to somewhat get your mess straightened out.
Does your dad's old high school friend do any pro bono work? :D
Send him a link to my website... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
That is just good ol' fun!
bschweberger
Sep 21 2005, 02:35 PM
That is just good ol' fun!
Josh I like your TM website
That is just good ol' fun!
Josh I like your TM website
me too. :D
Pizza God
Sep 21 2005, 05:55 PM
Hey Jeff, as I stated in my long post, my dads old best friend did handle our case (actually he had his employee's do is as he is a partner) He gave us a "Family Rate" (he was my Godfather) and it still cost us $7K.
BTW, one of his lawfirms clients is Spaceship 1. When I last talked with Walter, his lawfirm was talking with the Vigin guys about buying the rights for the ship. He was there when the spaceship flew.
my_hero
Sep 21 2005, 05:58 PM
WAL-MART sux......except they have really good deals on most everything. :)
jeffash
Sep 22 2005, 12:03 PM
:D/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D
xterramatt
Sep 22 2005, 03:36 PM
http://www.utah-state-fair.com/
Look down the left nav, all the way to the bottom.
Napoleon and Pedro in more hilariousnesses.
jeffash
Sep 27 2005, 03:31 PM
I had no idea! :D
Innova Arc (http://www.innovacanada.com/innova_arc.asp)
JasonChaffin
Sep 30 2005, 02:12 AM
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/crocodile.asp
Fools at work actually thought this was real :D
OK all you smarmy LIBERALS; here's your proof (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38718) that W has got the goods to lead this country! :mad:
bschweberger
Oct 03 2005, 02:46 PM
BOOOOOOOOO on BUSH....(the President that is)
Here is a game that is a lil challenging.....can't seem to make it past level 3 :confused:
Maze (http://www.suonodiroma.com/labirinto.swf)
Keep the blue dot in the yellow or else you have to start over.
rhett
Oct 03 2005, 11:41 PM
That is a tough game. I got to level 5 after about 20 minutes, but no farther. :(
bschweberger
Oct 04 2005, 12:02 AM
That is a tough one but I did at least beat RheTT, I got to level 6.
friZZaks
Oct 04 2005, 12:11 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/steveocorolla.html
Here is a game that is a lil challenging.....can't seem to make it past level 3 :confused:
Maze (http://www.suonodiroma.com/labirinto.swf)
Keep the blue dot in the yellow or else you have to start over.
i hate to ruin it, but i think i just had a heart attack. i actually ducked and covered because of that. didnt help that my speakers were up full volume and everyone in my house is asleep.... wow, what a looser. :o:o
bschweberger
Oct 05 2005, 02:01 AM
:D;) :) :D TOOOOO funny
Pizza God
Oct 05 2005, 05:27 AM
I knew what was past level 3 but tried several times anyways, I just kept wanting to see Brittney :D
13 foot python eats 6 foot alligator and explodes;
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_on_re_us/gator_python_3;_ylt=As5Ddx2NO_8.IRNAsbmdkOVsaMYA;_ ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--
NICE!!
xterramatt
Oct 06 2005, 12:05 AM
The Hanso Foundation (http://www.thehansofoundation.org/)
riverdog
Oct 13 2005, 10:11 AM
Cool program to accomplish all the physical moves of falling......and stopping.........and falling.....ooooof....and stopping...........
When she gets stuck, left click and drag and off she goes again.............
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
OH NO NOT AGAIN
Why is it that as soon as I forget the images someone has to remind me all over again
Thanks riverdog
riverdog
Oct 13 2005, 11:22 AM
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
OH NO NOT AGAIN
Why is it that as soon as I forget the images someone has to remind me all over again
Thanks riverdog
.......perhaps a "fear of falling" disclaimer is in order.... :D
http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
OH NO NOT AGAIN
Why is it that as soon as I forget the images someone has to remind me all over again
Thanks riverdog
.......perhaps a "fear of falling" disclaimer is in order.... :D
There was a website posted on pg82 that was very similiar to the one you posted. If you went back in the web address you found some very disturbing pics. I don't suggest it but thought I'd explain
Its really disturbing how entertaining that is....
riverdog
Oct 13 2005, 04:44 PM
/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif :eek: :p See what you mean TB. Missed the izpitera link the first time. I'll be stabbing myself in my minds eye now..............
Pizza God
Oct 13 2005, 11:40 PM
Ahhh, flashbacks, bad dreams again tonight.
(what is up with the hammer anyways)
disctance00
Oct 19 2005, 12:44 AM
<< YOUR GETTING VERY SLEEPY >> (http://www.stukonearth.com/spinnerswall.html)
E-Bay Item (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541&ru=http%3A)
Jeeez, the counter on this action (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541&ru=http%3A) says 1,118,997 views. What do I have to do to get results like that :confused:
protomag
Oct 20 2005, 05:26 AM
kinda cool.....your computer knows what your thinking.
http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf
Chicinutah
Oct 20 2005, 05:59 AM
That's a weird one. How does it work?
reddman
Oct 20 2005, 09:06 AM
No matter what number you pick, the math makes you end up with only certain numbers. They put the same symbol next to those few numbers. It's still fun to freak other people out with that one. :)
rhett
Oct 20 2005, 12:23 PM
eBay auctions that make a statement are cool.
Feel the Hate (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8213503379)
LouMoreno
Oct 20 2005, 01:03 PM
Jeeez, the counter on this action (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541&ru=http%3A) says 1,118,997 views. What do I have to do to get results like that :confused:
Put porn on your site. That seems popular. :D
Pizza God
Oct 20 2005, 05:09 PM
Ah, spoiler for the mind game.
The choiced change each time.
If you do some simple math you can figure out how it does it.
9
18
27
36
45
54
63
72
81
These are the only numbers that you can come up with.
Each time you replay the game, the symbols for these number change to the same thing, but something different each time. (this way you don't notice it right off)
Still freaked me out at first.
Chicinutah
Oct 21 2005, 06:17 AM
Ah, and I thought my computer was spying on me.....disappointing.
This cracks me up. My wife called me at work to tell me about it.
Go to Google homepage.
Type "failure" in the search feild
Click on "I'm feeling lucky"
:D:D:D
Wonder who is responsible for this?? :eek:
I fear it may be too late to disrobe in front of a friend.
Pizza God
Oct 21 2005, 06:15 PM
That was funny :D
Pizza God
Oct 22 2005, 12:39 AM
his search web on the google, it give you the same thing as the first, then check out what is second.
Pizza God
Oct 24 2005, 05:36 PM
This cracks me up. My wife called me at work to tell me about it.
Go to Google homepage.
Type "failure" in the search feild
Click on "I'm feeling lucky"
:D:D:D
Wonder who is responsible for this?? :eek:
Ok, here are some more to try
ignorant bigots
FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES
Birthday Calculator (http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp)
Above link is pretty cool!
Coors Light Game (http://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/)
pdga3791
Oct 25 2005, 11:00 PM
This is a funny site.Funny movies and pictures.(forget about all the nudies left and right).www.skoopy.com
This one is just a highlight reel...all about soccer
the real futbol (http://media.putfile.com/fussball/wide)
gawdammit missy! that is TWICE you have done that to me!!
:mad: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ;) :p :D :D
And Nix.....you keep falling for it :confused: :o:D
my excuse is both times it was early in the day....
:p
This might be the coolest, errrr strangest http://home.carolina.rr.com/rodneyg/alien.gif things I've ever seen.
Check out this image:
http://home.carolina.rr.com/rodneyg/calmangry.jpg
Viewed from 4 or 5 feet from your screen, calm woman on the left, angry man on the right.
Now move your face up so you 6 to 12 inches from your screen, and now you have angry man on left and calm woman on right.
Original web site here (http://www.ianrowland.com/MiscPages/Mrangryandmrscalm.html).
jHarr
Oct 27 2005, 11:56 PM
stare at the + and the dots disappear
http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/image.gif
where'd the green dot come from?
where'd it go?
xterramatt
Oct 28 2005, 12:51 AM
ok, those last 2 were cool.
Then you will love this place:
illusions (http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/index.html)
jHarr
Oct 28 2005, 11:53 AM
is it moving?
http://www.snafu.com/images/Rotation.gif
Then you will love this place:
illusions (http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/index.html)
Yeah, the checker-shadow illusion (and other color perception ones like it) have the ability to freak me out:
http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/lum_adelson_check_shadow/index.html
I found a site that has janet jackson sunbathing nude check it out web page (http://www.beerandshots.com/funny_videos/all_videos/janet_jackson_sunbathing_nude_20051005456/)
Chris Hysell
Oct 28 2005, 03:34 PM
It's finally in the news but that has been out for at least 6 months
jeffash
Oct 28 2005, 03:42 PM
It's finally in the news but that has been out for at least 6 months
I had a feeling you'd know that. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Chris Hysell
Oct 28 2005, 03:46 PM
Sup Ashface? It hasn't been sunbathing weather for a while.
JEEPXJ420
Oct 28 2005, 04:18 PM
Nawlins Looter (http://www.red-jeep.net/nawlinslooter)
Here's something to look at (http://www.arablog.net/blog/archives/2004/10/index.php) when you get bored with all the political crap floating around the toilet bowl of Washington.
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http://nikki-wongsokario.com/john/NewJob.JPG
Not a website but its fun
YOUR AGE BY BEER MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This
is
not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of
times a week that you would like to have beer (more than once but
less
than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If
you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number ( i.e., how many
times
you want to have beer each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
dannyreeves
Nov 02 2005, 10:16 PM
http://www.mikekantor.com/bobby/
bschweberger
Nov 02 2005, 11:56 PM
cool, I liked that one
:D ^^ Funny stuff.
The beer age thing works too. Creepy.
dannyreeves
Nov 03 2005, 11:35 AM
If you get bored go to this link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/postlist.php?Cat=0&Board=exchange&page=1). It is the Other Topics section of a poker message board that I belong to.
You may have to go through 2 or 3 pages but some of the threads are HILARIOUS! :p
xterramatt
Nov 04 2005, 09:58 AM
Win a Sharpie Mini by playing Arkanoid!
Sorry, it's disc golf related if you think about it.
http://www.sharpieminigame.com/
Cool. I'm guessing I got in before the 75,000 limit cut off :D
Thanks for the link Matt.
sweet. they are mailing me a mini..
but my score was not even in the top 100, and i cleared all the levels
JEEPXJ420
Nov 04 2005, 01:25 PM
Good hunting story (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0511030322nov03,1,3559593.story)
Who needs a gun
This (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf) is not as easy as it looks.
gnduke
Nov 04 2005, 02:57 PM
I don't agree with their choices of tasty foods.
Moderator005
Nov 04 2005, 03:19 PM
Good hunting story (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0511030322nov03,1,3559593.story)
Who needs a gun
That's actually the condensed version - another version can be viewed here. (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1274195)
What's really stupid about this is that he emerged from the bedroom to tell his wife to call police, then returned UNARMED to fight it again. Steak knife anyone? Baseball bat? Anything that could be used as a weapon?
What a shmuck!
jeffash
Nov 04 2005, 04:05 PM
I just bought $50.00 worth of Magnets (http://www.magnet4less.com/)
Why? :confused: :confused:
I just bought $50.00 worth of Magnets (http://www.magnet4less.com/)
well lets see......you want to enhance your <font color="purple"> magnetic </font> personality ? ..... your trying to <font color="purple"> attract </font> the <font color="purple"> opposite </font> sex? you got <font color="purple"> drawn </font> to the word magnet and bought the non-plastic kind on accident?
anybody else?........ :D
rhett
Nov 04 2005, 07:21 PM
Those kinds of magnets are just plain cool. No other reason is needed to buy them. :)
These magnets sound mean!
WARNING: if you mess with TWO large neodymium magnets, you are bound to pinch your fingers if you let them come together. This REALLY HURTS, it's like pliers. Also, you should wear safety glasses, since when two big NIB magnets slam together, they tend to launch tiny chips at high velocities. I've had 3/4" magnets acidentally fall together and be completely shattered. The things are brittle! LARGE MAGNETS NOT FOR UNSUPERVISED CHILDREN! For kids, use NIB magnets under 1/4" across.
Always keep magnets away from computers, floppy disks, credit cards, wind-up watches, etc. I've erased several credit cards by accidentally passing an NIB magnet near my pocket, or letting one fall into my lap.
my_hero
Nov 08 2005, 03:57 PM
Have fun. Learn something today.
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors
gnduke
Nov 08 2005, 08:04 PM
They don't have "Frisbee Golf/Frolf/Disc Golf" listed. Maybe someone should let them know.
R U DUMB? (http://www.frigginfunny.com/flash/mediaflash.php?movieflash=areudumb.swf)
Well, I am dumb. I got the third question wrong. In contrast look at this kid in Korea. (http://www.koreaherald.co.kr/SITE/data/html_dir/2005/11/05/200511050024.asp)
Or look at what this 18 year olds animated video (http://www.makevisual.com/movies/sonystyle1.html) . Check out his web site (http://www.theonlyt.com/) for cool instructional animation tips
JEEPXJ420
Nov 10 2005, 09:02 PM
That's actually the condensed version - another version can be viewed here.
What's really stupid about this is that he emerged from the bedroom to tell his wife to call police, then returned UNARMED to fight it again. Steak knife anyone? Baseball bat? Anything that could be used as a weapon?
What a shmuck!
I dont think he had a weapon in mind when his daughters life was in danger. Plus thats Bad ***** killin a buck with your bare hands.