Welcome sports fans!

I introduce you to the chronicles of Dovillio. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

As newly elected Td, I am starting to run weekday mini's. Brad HOI has also been elected to assist me in order to gain the experience to run his own minis eventually....

This is not necessarily an ad for this weekend, due to the poor conditions I expect the turnout to be the regular mini-addicts...and hopefully some more adventurous souls.

As a note, my dad ran into the contractors that are responsible for some (maybe all) of the course maintenance, and they told him that they will be picking up the debris from the trenches that line (most if not all) of the streets around the park.

So if you happen to play, and you see a little tree droppings that needs moved a little bit, any progress toward the street/trenches will be helpful.

This, along with the same kind of thing when we play anywhere, can really help in getting our courses to shine once more....

Nothing big, don't try and pull a hanger down or anything ....

Anyway, I hope to have some fun coming up here in the spring and hope to maybe even run an event out there next year...

Who knows,

Maybe doubles?

Maybe sanctioned, maybe not.:confused:

But it would be cool to have an event there, fun park. :D

Come and enjoy it.

hey peoples this is a note from the cotd at dovillo .
come on out and test your wet weather game, ive got an emense sellection of plastic priced right. i am putting out a nice star 12 time wraith for a free ctp

nice to see thong is finally retired
now maybe be can play some disc golf again

good luck to you both at the D
hopefully you will break the curse
i wold hate it if both of you guys walk away from disc golf

Easy with all the curses slack...this is going to be all good for everyone involved...because we have a great course, and that is all you need! (and pencils and scorecards...;))

Like the people who came out to the !0 & 2 today.

I ran the 10 o'clock and Brad ran the 2 o'clock.

The first mini was, as expected, marginal in turnout...

So we just played 5 a head dubs and were on our way...

The following people weathered the storm...

Dale Patterson (cali) .... 50
Mike Treat/ Dave Wise .... 52
Andrew Treat/ Snakeskin .. 53
BVA/ Twogun's ............ 55

The second round was rained out, but the following were the result for up to hole 7 in short...

BVA/ Jr. Henshaw ......... In the Lead :)

Wade Largent/ Anthony/ Jannet .... \
-------------------------------------- The Pack :p
Snakeskin and Twoguns ............... /

Also, I won the CTP first round on the traditional hole #16... (Sponsored by BVA- Sweet Star Wraith)

And BVA got it the next round...(Sponsored by Mike Treat- Nice Orange Champion Leopard)

A big thanks to everyone for coming out and supporting the club on a very rainy Saturday...

The next date is not set as of yet, but it will be soon...!

There will definitely be more events (and hopefully better weather) to come...:cool:

I love playing Dovillio.

It rained most of the first round but I was amazed at how nice and tacky the tee pads stayed.

From the guy with the broken and now bionic ankle, tacky tee pads are a good thing :cool:

Dale played California and as you see whipped us all. I had a blast in spite of the weather...

it is easy to have a great time any time your amungst friends

COURSE DOVILLIO

10 and 2.

I am going to run the morning and Brad has got the afternoon.

Come out and play a big course.

sounds cool
i need to pay my tdsa dues
is wayne going ot be there today?
thanks

... not there , Slack ... busy with some prep and Staff Meeting ... I think(?) that Andrew and BVA have TDSA forms and member-cards ... usually , all the TD's do ...
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... if not ,
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... I will be at Mohawk tomorrow for "High Noon Flights" ...
( nice Ace , by the way ) ... :cool:

We had an awesome time out at the "Vill" today! :)

As usual Brad and I teamed up and split the minis, I covered the morning and Brad had the much busier afternoon. So I want to start by saying great job Brad for stepping into the TD ring for real now, that was a good test and you kept everyone happy.

As for the results, some may wonder why Dave Wise DNF'd,:confused: his son Drew injured his arm in an epic play on the soccer field while competing in OKC. From what I understand he was leading the team to victory and in the final seconds of play he was struck down by the enemy... :D;)

...or something like that... :p

Let's all hope he has a quick recovery, he is a future great in soccer, disc golf, and guitar...!!! :)

POSTED RESULTS:

Pro

Chris Wagle 55
Ken Ward 55
Josh Crowl 57
Rodney Carpenter 58
Brad HOI 59
Opie 59
Billy Swanson 61
Dave Wise DNF

Pro Master

Jim Geurin 59
Wayne Gregory 60
Phil Hagen 64
Michael Treat 65

Intermediate

"Doc" Geiger 61
Jay Slack 67

CTP Winner was BVA. Hole 16.


As for the Afternoon...

Pro

Bill Pennington 53
Johnny Thompson 53
Devan Owens 53
Chris Wagle 54
Sean Young 54
Josh Crowl 55
Dave Pennekamp 56
Dave Nicholson 56
Kyle Razmus 57
Wayne Gregory 57
Chris Huchinson 57
Jesse Sellers 57
Jesse Crew 60
Brad HOI 60
Billy Swanson 63
Ben Powell 65

Pro Women

Teresa Duff 80
Shanna Swanson 81

Intermediate

Adam Ward 59
Randy Wilson 61
Wade Largent 62
Matt Razmus 63
Matt Hill 67
Doug Duff 68

Junior

Brandon Hill 79

CTP was won (sorry for the passive voice) by Devan Owens (hole 16).


It looks like the next event is going to be tomorrow, High Noon Flights with Wayne Forest at Mohawk.

Thanks for everyone who came out and supported the CLUB!!!

Is it true that Course Dovillio returns to it's prior glory tonight at 6:00?????

Weeknight mini's at Dovillio, how much fun is this going to be???

Who's running this? Andrew or Brad?

Andrew...

I am TD, Brad is my assistant, but can run the show if he has to.

TONIGHT!

6 o'clock.

Course Dovillio.

Be there!

(Not you Furdog, this is Zoocs domain, I think he would sense it if you were to play his course....)

Not sure if this has been mentioned but Dovillio has a lot of limbs down and one giant tree down on 17. Nearly hit the basket on 17 as well, this tree is HUGE!

I should be there tonight, looking forward to it.

Where are the scores from last nights mini? :confused:

Come on Opie, quit sniffing aunt Bee's underwear and get to work. ;)

Unlike your mini scores they are in the newspaper today. :o

I guess you run all your mini's at home in the bedroom aye?

They don't like me down at the newspaper anymore. :(

All scores should be posted here also so when the TD turns in money to the club his count can be verified.

Otherwise if the TD gets thirty people at a mini he can just say "Well, only 10 players showed up" and pocket the extra cash. :o

When you make a post like that furdog, with your little "want to be political, but chickened out on running" tone, it just makes me not want to post them...

Pops is the one that championed that idea to the Admin Board and as far as I remember it was well thought of. Except for Joyle Deering who has no internet, but does have a bike he could ride to the library...

I'll post mine later, after class...

It has nothing to do with being political or an admin. You keep wanting to bring that up about me then what about your "No Confidence" vote? Real professional there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

John Green was posting scores as long as I remember. I know a few TD's that can't or just plain won't do it. It's no big deal. I do it because I think it's the right thing to do and you and Wise have no problem giving me crap about where I finish in relation to everyone else.

I knew you would probably post them soon so don't take it personal Red. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

The TDSA TD's are trustworthy IMO but it would be really easy to not be if someone wanted to.

Now Admin's, those guys are a different story. ;)

It has nothing to do with being political or an admin. You keep wanting to bring that up about me then what about your "No Confidence" vote? Real professional there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Now that I will take personally.

If you had not ingested enough vodka to get 5 Russians drunk you might have understood what I was saying. I was trying, as it turned out we should have, to unify the club in a decision.

Obviously, and thanks for bringing this up again, you do not do nearly as much listening as talking when you actually do make a meeting.

Scores??? :D

he posted them hours ago, what did you do get drunk and miss them? :o

Well I'm making a motion for a vote of "No confidence" until I see some scores. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You don't have to do that, we all gave up any confidence we had in you a LONG LONG time ago. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

And why do you need to see scores from a course you don't have the balls to play? :o

The scores reach 10s of thousands in the newspaper vs nobody here, whats wrong you can't dial a phone? :o

What now?...First you beat him up and now you're going to "suck up" and protect him? :confused:.....You Fluffer!!!!! :D

Maybe the reason he doesn't have scores up is because his glasses are broken and he can't read the names off of his TD paperwork.

Or

Maybe he's stricken with the "Pitch" syndrome. :o

BTW....Your golf cart accidentally flew out of the back of my truck and was laying on the side of the Cherokee nation turnpike. I think it was about mile marker 25. I figured you'd pick it up later that night when you guys were driving home. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Here you go Furdog...
from what I remember, the top pro scores were..

Coda - 50
MC - 55
myself - 56

Thats okay, yo can just give me the $95 for the tube and $30 for the pull cart and we're good. :o

Course Dovillio
June 3rd, 2008

PRO:
Coda Hatfield 50
Mike Conners 55
Greg Whinesworth 56
Paul Dorries 57
Opie 58
Adam Hunt 59
Devan Owens 60
Dave Wise 61
Abraham Barbour 63
Johnny Thompson 64
Billy Swanson 64

Pro Women:
Shanna Swanson ??? (scorecards are in my trunk)

Pro Masters:
James Diel 56
Brad Zimmerman 59
Richard Mitchell 60
Joel Woody 61
Mike Treat 66

Intermediate:
Jeremy Geiger 62
Randy Wilson 64
Orville Wagner 64
Jay Johnson 65
Doug Duff 71
Logan Moody 74

Novice:
Casey Fletcher 66
Luke Pilkington 71
Greg Walten 72

Paul Dorries won the CTP on hole #16

Furdog was not in attendance.

**** it!
Andrew, why did you give in to his biatching? :mad:

He didn't give in. He did what he was going to do anyway.

As soon as I win some cash in the pro divisions I'll buy you another golf cart. :)

Just go down on 11th and earn some of that PRO money. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Well looking at your score I see you didn't take home any "pro" money on 11th street last night.

Wise made money you just dont see it on Andrews post. By the end of the round Devan ended up owing $12 to Wise due to a variety of $1 putts.

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Mini tomorrow...

Who all played yesterday @ Dovillio?

I was wondering that too. :confused:..

Normally my son Twoputt will call me and brag if he wins something. :(

That's cool though. I don't mind Coda missing a Chandler mini if can he can find bigger suckers elsewhere that pay better. :o...Education is expensive nowdays. ;)

Who all played yesterday @ Dovillio?



What do you mean?

Wise
Wagle
Powell
Briley
Penninton
Penninkamp
Nicholson
Hatfield
Wilkes

Then the same filed plus Dan Bougher at McClure for alternate tees.

Oh and by the way, Coda didn't win anything at Dovillio and he only got to keep his money for second at McClure.. Big Dan Bougher won at McClure and in doubles Wagel and Briley won at Dovillio.
;)

Actually, my team was Penny and Dave. For the first 7-8 holes Dave was throwing first, and Penny was second. Penny was carrying the load, picking up the slack. Somewhere along the way Penny said "&%#$ this" and started going first....my arm is still tired, and Penny's back is worn out.

figure all that out /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Well that's too bad. I guess Coda ended up with you as a partner at Dovillio eh? :o

All I know is that when Shana said Coda wasn't going to show up at Chandler the mood turned festive and all the sudden there was a rush by some to change divisions. :confused: :D

That which doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger...er uh something like that.

Who all played yesterday @ Dovillio?



What do you mean?



Figures. Opie spent the day in his room playing chess by himself with the strobe light on and aluminum foil taped over the windows and doesn't even know when an "outlaw" mini is being held at his own course. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'll take golf over pitch-n-putt any day. ;)

Me too Dave, me too. :D

Get real.

You'll take anything that gets you out of the house and gives you a sense of zero responsibility. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

BTW Penny. I know you're a rookie and everything but if you're going to be in the "FTC" you can't just follow Twoputt around and agree with everything he says. ;)

Sorry but I just like real disc golf over pitch-n-putt Chandler. :p

If I want pitch-n-putt I'll play in Owasso. :o

If I want Shiet, I'll squeeze your head. :o

Well what is "Real Golf"?

Is it like "True TV"? :)

Only better, NO [censored] overs or shadowed faces. :D

[censored] is a censored word? :confused:

b-l-e-e-p come on! :mad:

Well I don't see what the difference is except it takes me 1-1/2 hours to get my exercise where it takes you 4-5 hours and a lot more money. Maybe you should invest in Richard Simmons Deal-a-Meal. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Excercise?

What excercise? You show up late and sit in your truck the whole round. You won't play a course longer Riverside or Chandler or if it is above 85 degrees or if the wind is blowing or if it is too cold outside or if you slept in or what ever............................... :confused:

You hardley qualify as a TD let alone a player.

The only thing hard core about you is your choice of beverage. :o:D

Hell, if it wasn't for GTA your thumbs would still be plugged up your butt. :o

Well that's too bad. I guess Coda ended up with you as a partner at Dovillio eh? :o

All I know is that when Shana said Coda wasn't going to show up at Chandler the mood turned festive and all the sudden there was a rush by some to change divisions. :confused: :D



And all I know is that it is GREAT to see another woman out playing without her man! Just sucks that she's already kickin' my keester!

And all I know is that it is GREAT to see a woman out playing without her man!



Yeah, we tried to get Doug Duff to leave too but he insisted on sticking around. :( ;)

I think her training partner is a little better than yours. :o:D;)

And all I know is that it is GREAT to see a woman out playing without her man!



Yeah, we tried to get Doug Duff to leave too but he insisted on sticking around. :( ;)




He is becoming your Richard Mitchell. :o

Yeah, I know. She's going to be a REALLY great player really soon. Everytime I play with her, she does something that totally amazes me! I should be learning from her, I think!

And all I know is that it is GREAT to see a woman out playing without her man!



Yeah, we tried to get Doug Duff to leave too but he insisted on sticking around. :( ;)




He is becoming your Richard Mitchell. :o



No he's not and the newspaper is not the only one to misspell his name. :o

Fort Smith Icebowl (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=7547#Intermediate)

So we now have Dough Duff and Doug Muff?

Any other suggestions?

Doug Fluff
Dough Muff
:D

Dough Puff.....Yummy...

Dough Muff.......yummier. :D

... Dough Duff is actually the correct spelling ... :cool:

:eek:

... Dough Duff is actually the correct spelling ... :cool:



Wow...I didn't know that. :confused:

I'm going to start referring to him as the "Fluffy Muffy Pillsberry Dough Boy" from now on. :)

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I heard Andrew will be giving away one of his new, highly desired 08 USDGC Rocs for the CTP. :o:o:o:o

Cool,what time is he doing is?and what hole? ;)

Yeah right. What hole? The 682 ft # 3? :p

Hole 18

Screw that. We want Brad!!!! :cool:

Its about time we got a TD that gives away something other than a bad attitude. :o

I think Furdog already has his hands full :p

I always give stuff away at my minis. :p

Free entries
Free mulligans
Free CTP's
Free weed
Added cash to both winners and the ace pot.


I'd even give you away as a door prize if you ever showed up though I consider you more of a "door mat". :cool:

you mean that if I bring in an old door I get a prize? :cool:
Maybe I can find one and bring it out some weekend.

I always give stuff away at my minis. :p

Free entries <font color="red">You never pay </font>
Free mulligans <font color="red"> woohoo! big deal </font>
Free CTP's <font color="red"> Tulsa has enough lightning plastic already </font>
Free weed <font color="red"> Put your yard waste on the curb and quit giving it away like its a prize </font>
Added cash to both winners and the ace pot. <font color="red"> Since when have you added cash to the payout? :confused: The ace pot is only if they hit it.</font>




Please tell us more on how you give it all away. :o

Since when have you added cash to the payout? :confused:



Well you have to be a Superpro and win 1st to get the added cash so you'll never see it. :(

I never said I was goin to win it, I want you to prove where you have ever put it in. :o

You make a lot of statements you can't back up, like course pro, added money, nice guy, good golfer, easy to deal with................... :o

I want you to prove where you have ever put it in. :o


I seen the picture of were it was put!!!

i have recieved a free muligan as well as 20 other golfers that evening.

AND JUST HOW MUCH DID THAT FREE MULLIGAN COST HIM TO GIVE AWAY? :o

NOTHING! :mad:

we all got to throw at a ctp for a cristal buzz that went to dough muff

AND JUST HOW MUCH DID THAT FREE MULLIGAN COST HIM TO GIVE AWAY? :o

NOTHING! :mad:



THAT LOOKS LIKE MY HAND WRITTING...

we all got to throw at a ctp for a cristal buzz that went to dough muff



and that crystal buzz was bought and paid for at chandler by the players or was donated by another player. Trust me the only things he gives away for free are BJ's and STDs. :o

You make a lot of statements you can't back up, like course pro, added money, nice guy, good golfer, easy to deal with................... :o



You sell insurance so what's the difference? :cool:

Trust me the only things he gives away for free are BJ's and STDs. :o



Isn't that how you got into the USDGC last year? :o....You and Keldog aren't exactly bringing in the 1 place victories for Team Twisted you know. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

What about that $1000 kick back you took from the hotel for sticking everyone in a construction zone at Am Worlds? :eek:

Why don't you tell everyone about how you used to have a two other children but you chose to eat them rather than part with money. ;)

AND JUST HOW MUCH DID THAT FREE MULLIGAN COST HIM TO GIVE AWAY? :o

NOTHING! :mad:



Are you still PO'd because Connors got the last long sleeve CS shirt? :(....Maybe he'll sell it to you but I wouldn't count on it after that Golden Shovel deal.

You're right. Wayne charges for his mulligans.

Ok Dave from now on everyone gets their mulligans for free but you have to pay $5 a piece for yours if it makes you feel better. :)

You make a lot of statements you can't back up, like course pro, added money, nice guy, good golfer, easy to deal with................... :o



You sell insurance so what's the difference? :cool:


The insurance is guaranteed. The only thing you can guarantee is to show up late. :D

Trust me the only things he gives away for free are BJ's and STDs. :o



Isn't that how you got into the USDGC last year? :o....You and Keldog aren't exactly bringing in the 1 place victories for Team Twisted you know. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<font color="red">my record this year is 1st (3) 2nd(1) 3rd(2) 4th(2), lets see yours </font>

What about that $1000 kick back you took from the hotel for sticking everyone in a construction zone at Am Worlds? :eek: <font color="red">How do you think I paid for my trip to Rock Hill? :o </font>

Why don't you tell everyone about how you used to have a two other children but you chose to eat them rather than part with money. ;) <font color="red"> you're like the scarecrow "I wish I had a brain" :oBoth of those children are enrolled in college. When have you taken the time to provide anything for anyone other than yourself? :o</font>



What happend to the $2,000 you made from Chandler? :o

Like I told you before, your math sucks. That's why you work for your wife. Be a good boy and don't get divorced because you're a little old to be back diggin ditches again. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

My math sucks?

We'll see how all of your TD sheets add up, then we'll see who's math sucks. :o

There are no TD sheets so eat me. I have already posted my records. :p

If you don't like it then tough (.)(.)

Become a TD and then maybe your kid will look up to you like he looks up to me. :D

I expect to see Opie's records posted here tomorrow or my lawyer will be filing an indictment. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Then you need to get a better attorney than you have right now. The TDSA provides you with sign up sheets and pay out sheets. The sign up sheets should be turned in at the Administrators meetings to verify the funds being received against the funds that were collected.

I already know how your accounting works, thats why a vendor had to show up to the meeting to collect from you a debt over 6 months past due? :o
Shamefull. :( Just shamefull.


and you sir can (_X_) :o

I expect to see Opie's records posted here tomorrow or my lawyer will be filing an indictment. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




Your lawyer needs to go back to filing her nails. :o:D

his math sucks...ur math sucks... you two obviously have to do somethin to suppliment some kind of income, you aren't gettin paid for beatin up one another on the board for are amusement, which seems to b what u do all day. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


As far as my name, call me Sir or Mr. Duff is ok also :D

I disagree. That will never happen and if it does then I want to see the records you kept when you were the Treas.

I know you cooked the books and then dumped your false records on poor Martin. :o

Those horses, maids, and new Avalanches don't grow on trees you know.

My lawyer will squash your lawyer. :p

Well if it isn't lil Mr. Muff sticking his head out. :o
Or should that be pulling his head out. :D

I don't need to supliment my income, my income is just fine and yes, I am getting paid to beat up on him. :Dand if you want a golf lesson, come out tonight and you can pay me for that too. :o:o

Don't do it Duff. I've got a secret "outlaw" none TDSA mini planned for somewhere else. Garranteed 100% payout. Give me a call and I'll tell you where. I've got twenty-one people already and you might be able to beat a couple of them. :D

I'll be there, and if you consider beating me at divillio redemtion for your sorry sunday showing /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif ...so be it. :D

After Worlds, all of my records were turned over to the new treasurer and no descrepencies were found. People looked at my records and figures. You have yet to prove that. You don't have to cook the books in order to utilize creative accounting and that creative accounting made the club account look a lot better.

You continually trying to change the subject or point blame in another direction will not get me to back off.
You have yet to provide anything of substance that would indicate you have paid the club all of the monies due. Yada yada, yada, you listed some figures here on the board but you also listed your score of 42 to the newspaper, which was an out and out lie! :mad:

Accounting buddy, its all about the paperwork of which you conveniently don't happen to have. Why is that? :o
If there is nothing to hide, then where is the paperwork?
Come on FESS UP!

Your lawyer? Quit hiding behind your lawyer's skirt. :mad:
You don't want to go down that lawyer road with me azzzwipe, even if she works for free, I'll have her so deep in research trying to cover your (___!___) that she'll never see daylight again. :o

I'll be there, and if you consider beating me at divillio redemtion for your sorry sunday showing /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif ...so be it. :D



Sunday? Muffy, I was out playing golf with players not pitch-n-putt with hairball.

Right now I owe the club $221 for mini's dating back to April 10th. It's posted on my thread. :p

Unfortunately no one will ever get to see your records which "you say" were right. Then you resign to wash your hands of the deal.

So your GOD now, it is so because you say it is so?

I want to see the records! Not what you pull out of your (_o_) :o Because right now what you're pulling smells like crap. :o

I left that pitch-n-putt with a profit, and a "free" crystal buzz. :eek: You play your game...I play mine. :D

Unfortunately no one will ever get to see your records which "you say" were right. Then you resign to wash your hands of the deal.



My records are still there buddy, they are called bank statements, you know, they show deposits and checks written. Feel free to examine them. :o

WHERE ARE YOUR RECORDS?????????????????????? :mad:

****! You'd think you worked for the Rose Law Firm.

Don't forget you got free entry for the newspaper screw up and your wife got free entry for this Thursday night.

I wonder if Andrew offers a free entry to second place woman's division? :confused:

Probably not. Those # 2 laddie pencils for college can get expensive. ;)

don't forget, just because you give them free entry does not remove your obligation to pay the club. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Andrew probably would if you showed up. :o

So your GOD now, it is so because you say it is so?




No.....I'm your daddy and you will obey your elders. :D

WHERE ARE YOUR RECORDS?
:mad::mad:

This, I posted it on the board is BS!

You keep your bank statements, you keep your Oklahoma tax filings, you keep your IRS filings, why not the TDSA minis? Got something to hide?

Don't be ashamed, you wouldn't be the first TD to run off with the funds or milk the cash cow. Just fess up! :mad:

Oh I didn't forget my free entry...thats why I left with two buzzes. One was kind of a givin though :o...Sunday...Chandler /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

C u guys at Dovillio...You do know you can actually work for an hour or so, it's only 4 o'clock :eek: :D

Dude, you need to quit working for other people, I was done at 10:00am. :o:D

You know I hate to say this because I know you really care about Mitchell but is it possible that after you found out he was going to be ok you couldn't help yourself from checking out his package in a hospital gown? :o

Marie and I are going up there but I'm afraid we both might get "flashed" so we ordered "flash" reflective sun glasses. ;)

Another beautiful evening at the Vill....

And here we go...

Pro:

Devan Owens 48
Coda Hatfield 50
Kyle Wilkes 50
Chris Wagle 53
Dan Bougher 53
Mike Connors 54
Scottie Wilkinson 54
Josh Crowl 55
Dave Pennekamp 56
Dave Wise 56
Johnny Thompson 56
Opie 57
Dale Patterson 58
Adam Hunt 58
Greg Winsworth 58
Dave Nicholson 59
Scott sable 60
Harry Hinshaw JR 60
Jesse Crew 60
Jesse Sellers 60


Advanced Masters:

BVA 55
Phil Hagen 61
Jim Geurin 62
Brad Zimmerman 65
Mike Treat 67
Doug Duff 68

Intermediate:

Orville Wagoner 59
Richard Why 60
Jay Johnson 62
Corey Leemhus 66
Luke Pilkington 72
Casey Fletcher 72


Pro Women:

Shanna Swanson 75

The CTP winner was Jay Johnson, and I believe Dave Wise was even on his bets on the night...

Andrew Treat won the 2008 Roc on hole 18 as he was the only one to mark it. :)

Ace pot is sitting pretty at $109 and the seed (or the reserve we set aside for in when someone hits and ace...so the ace pot does not start at zero) is already $81.


Things are looking rough on the course, so I am going to try and contact the mowers, but those of you who played know there is a lot of water in places. After a mow, and some limb removal, the course might be ready for a little weekend action....who knows...

Oh yeah, and Furdog came by, late of course, and blows an air horn at Wise while he is putting....

And I continue on my streak of poor luck and shifty confidence....

I made the putt by the way and I was up $1 for the evening. :D

You weren't putting when I drove up unless you consider an 80 ft approach shot a putt and if that's the case you missed it.

You two need to quit lying for each other.

And BTW, when I called at 6:05 you guys were still milling around in the parking lot and had not started on time. :p

Also, there are no scores in the newspaper. I saw three TDSA TD's out there and no one can get the scores into the paper? :confused:

I think we need to have mandatory drug testing for all TDSA TD's from now on. Maybe even the players themselves. I think there may be some steroid use going on.

We started on time. You didn't hear Muff griping about it. :o

Young Andrew had 32 players for a Tuesday night at DOVILLIO!
:o

I guess everyone is getting real tired of that little course up on the hill. Furdog could only get 23 players on a Sunday afternnon and that is with the promise of extra cash. :o It appears you can't even pay players to come out there. :D

Actually I had 45 people out there but I only posted 23.

The other 22 were in the second "top secret" outlaw mini that wasn't on the schedule. :)

And get it right. Twenty of Andrew's crowd played Pro so the other 12 are the only one's he made money off of. A gross profit of $48 bucks minus the cost of the plastic = what?...$12???

As far as I'm concerned you should pay an extra fee to the TD since you don't provide any other reason for a TD to show up and cater to you. :p

Looks like you owe the club another $25. :o

Well you'll need to find a witness that actually saw it happen because I've got an alibi that states I was at Knotty Pine at the time eating BBQ. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

On top of that, "outlaw" mini's that are not listed on the TDSA schedule can't be considered a TDSA event. Otherwise all you guys that showed up a Dovillio &amp; McClure last Sunday owe the club money also.

You're going to pay that right? What about your Turkey Skins match? Did you pay the club for that? You used their schedule and website to advertise and promote it so you owe them something. :confused:

Come on Dave. You can't keep taking all the time. You need to give something back. :)

Well you'll need to find a witness that actually saw it happen because I've got an alibi that states I was at Knotty Pine at the time eating BBQ. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

On top of that, "outlaw" mini's that are not listed on the TDSA schedule can't be considered a TDSA event. Otherwise all you guys that showed up a Dovillio &amp; McClure last Sunday owe the club money also.
<font color="red"> Only TDSA TD's owe the club monies </font>
You're going to pay that right? What about your Turkey Skins match? Did you pay the club for that? You used their schedule and website to advertise and promote it so you owe them something. :confused: <font color="red"> I owe them about as much as you do for Chandler. You promoted that all over their website. I had 9 players out on Sunday, so that would be $9 to the club, acording to you. Now, based on your accusations, you would owe the club another $150+ for Chandler, right? :o</font>

Come on Dave. You can't keep taking all the time. You need to give something back. :)

I will give you my personal guarantee that the scores were called into the paper..

The young lady who assisted was quite pleasant once she determined I wasn't "that jerk from Chandler"..

Not sure what she meant by that :o

:o

Now, based on your accusations, you would owe the club another $150+ for Chandler, right? :o</font>



I promoted the TDSA on the tee-shirts. I even promoted your business which I am currently cutting out your logo on all the one's I have left. :D

I even put you and your wife's name on the shirt which I don't know why now because I can't remember what you guys actually did to help other than you sneaking your wife in to camp without paying.

I know you brought her to protect you from us night crawlers BTW. You would have seen your name and your logo on the shirt if you hadn't been so slow and let Connors beat you to it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

The young lady who assisted was quite pleasant



Her name is Lisa and she is Dave's ex-wife. Evidentally she found out who you and the young one are aligned with after you hung up the phone so that is probably why your results got deleted. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Now, based on your accusations, you would owe the club another $150+ for Chandler, right? :o</font>



I promoted the TDSA on the tee-shirts. <font color="red">and that put how much in their bank account? </font> I even promoted your business which I am currently cutting out your logo on all the one's I have left. <font color="red">Go ahead cut it out, it was printed incorrectly anyhow. $100 for an incorrect logo? :confused: </font> :D

I even put you and your wife's name on the shirt which I don't know why now because I can't remember what you guys actually did to help other than you sneaking your wife in to camp without paying. <font color="red">Had I not come and got you on Sunday morning, all you would have had to eat was a cold honey bun. </font>

I know you brought her to protect you from us night crawlers BTW. You would have seen your name and your logo on the shirt if you hadn't been so slow and let Connors beat you to it. <font color="red">I asked you that afternoon for a longslevve shirt but you didn't want to screw with it, so I asked you to hold me one and you couldn't even get that right. :confused: </font> /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif <font color="red">The problem was I did see it and it was WRONG! The business name was no where to be found. And the fact that you say I'm the only one that kicked in for advertisement on the shirt make it even a bigger mistake. </font>

Ok, you're right. You did help Marie &amp; I mooch in on a great Twisted breakfast. Thank you buddy.

Check the CS shirts from a couple of years back when John was doing it. It's the same logo and that is what Rob sent me. $100 does not buy you pre-approval. You should have sent something over or Marie and I would have had to charge you an artwork fee.

You were the only one that donated cash that I can remember and I appreciate it. Others donated gift cards, certificates, and product which I appreciate also. I covered those people already on my CS post except I forgot about your buddy Zook getting wood. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<font color="red">I asked you that afternoon for a longslevve shirt but you didn't want to screw with it, so I asked you to hold me one and you couldn't even get that right.</font>



Speaking of not getting stuff....

Pops and I gave up our players packs to receive some special discs or something...to match my set from last year...

Furdog jipped me too...and my dad!

Man, is it just me, or does there really seem to be a lot of odd things coming up about this guy....maybe he is not who we thought he was.... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

What did you do with the shirts and Pink Floyd DVD I gave you? :confused:

If you still have the white discs bring them back and I trade you a Crystal Buzz for it. They were top secret and were not made available to the general public at the time.

I thought that was for doing your payout for you... :o:o:o

He has a bad habit of restructuring the deal after the fact. :confused:

He has a bad habit of restructuring the deal after the fact. :confused:



Another crack appears...soon to break I think.

You guys have nothing on me!!!!
:cool::) :cool:

That what this guy had to say too. Until they actually got to see the books. :o/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

http://www.alphonsealcapone.com/al_capone_double.JPG

"Andrew Treat won the 2008 Roc on hole 18 as he was the only one to mark it. "

DAN BOUGHER WON THE 08 ROC IF THE CTP WAS ON 18. ANDREW YOU SAW ME MARK MY SPOT WHEN I MISSED MY PUT FROM ABOUT 20' OR SO.
THATS OK....I'LL LET YOU PUT IT UP NEXT WEEK ON ANOTHER CTP....MAYBE IT SHOULD BE AN EXTRA ADDED PAID CTP???...WITH THE MONEY GOING TO THE FURDOG - TWOPUTT CAGE FIGHT PRUSE....

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

ANDY TREAT CAUGHT AND FOUND GUILTY OF CLAIMING A CTP THAT WASN'T HIS!!!!!!!!!!! :o

DAVE WISE ON THAT SAME CARD AND A CO-CONSPIRATOR IN THE COVER UP!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

NO RESULTS IN THE NEWSPAPER WHICH WERE CALLED IN BY "THE DAD"!!!!!!!!! :(

MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD CHANGE THAT TEAM NAME FROM "TnT" TO "TwT". FIND ANOTHER CONSPIRATOR WITH A LAST NAME BEGINING WITH AN "A" AND YOU HAVE......."TW?T".

WAIT, I FORGOT ABOUT THE TD / ASSISTANT BVA????? :o;)

SAY IT ISN'T SO BRAD!!!!!! DON'T LET THEM BRING YOU IN ON IT TOO!!!!!! :D

i hear nothing i see nothing i say nothing

"Andrew Treat won the 2008 Roc on hole 18 as he was the only one to mark it. "

DAN BOUGHER WON THE 08 ROC IF THE CTP WAS ON 18. ANDREW YOU SAW ME MARK MY SPOT WHEN I MISSED MY PUT FROM ABOUT 20' OR SO.
THATS OK....I'LL LET YOU PUT IT UP NEXT WEEK ON ANOTHER CTP....MAYBE IT SHOULD BE AN EXTRA ADDED PAID CTP???...WITH THE MONEY GOING TO THE FURDOG - TWOPUTT CAGE FIGHT PRUSE....



There was no roc...but I still won it. :cool:

Way to fess up Andrew. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Let it be know that poor Opie was led astray by a certain Arkie individual that used his puppet Twoputt to convince Opie to lie and offer a ghost Roc that never existed. It is sad that within such a short time Dave and Keldog have been able to corrupt the young one to be the fall guy while they hide in the shadows avoiding prosecution for their dirty deeds.

The fact that some people probably came out just for a shot at that Roc only to be underminded by these criminals is a shame. I feel that the thirty some that showed up deserve a partial refund or at least the cost of the gasoline to drive to the cow pasture.

Andrew did the right thing but had it not been for DonkeyDan I wonder if he would have been so forth coming with the truth. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I will be looking into the state extradition laws to see what can be done to bring Keldog, the true mastermind behind this, to Oklahoma to face charges.

As far as "The Dad" and BVA?? There is not enough evidence yet to charge them but this incident will need to be noted in the minutes at the next Admin meeting.

I can't believe that you were the only one that thought a Roc was being given away. :o

Nice job PEE WEE. :o

Hey Dan was the one that brought it up.

You all got caught big time.

It's not that I believed it because I think those Rocs are overrated. I think you corrupting the boy is shamefull and evident that insurance salesmen deserve a spot in life at the bottom of the ocean. Right above the lawyers and used car salesmen. :)

I deliver, you don't. :p

but this incident will need to be noted in the minutes at the next Admin meeting.



You can't make the admin meetings remember?

They moved the time of Dancing With the Stars....!

I don't make the meetings because you guys won't tell me the meeting time. On top of that, you know that I will gripe about all the money you guys are spending on lawn service.

We better not see the TDSA paying for that emergency room visit of yours last night. :mad:

I don't make the meetings because you guys won't tell me the meeting time. On top of that, you know that I will gripe about all the money you guys are pocketing. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

We better not see the TDSA paying for that emergency visit of yours last night. :mad:



We don't tell you the time....the money you guys are pocketing...

......seems to be a lot of externalizing going on here.

Let's talk more about the inner-Furdog.

What can you tell me about your childhood?

Watch it or I sick Tony Walker on you. :D

Whats wrong HairBall, can't handle young treat on your own? :confused:

No, I'm like you. I just hire people to do the dirty work.

Well sorry everyone, but I think that until GTA4 comes out on the Nintendo Wii and gives Catboy here a heart attack, we are going to have to deal with his rambling.... :o:D

I've gone online with GTA4 now. You can usually find me in the subway station pushing people in front of the trains. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Dovillio has been mowed. :D

You are welcome. ;)

No, thank you mr. TD ;)

If only HairBall could get them to respond like that on the mole hill. :o

Grass don't grow on rock.

I can't imagine you two getting anything done out at Dovillio without somebody being paid off.

I think you two are lying about the whole deal. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Hate to burst your bubble buddy, but I'm headed out to Dovillio for a round @ 2:45.

See Ya! :D

Go ahead and knock yourself out. :)

Marie, Julie, and I appreciate your consistancy on getting out of the house. :cool:...Make sure you call before you come home. :D

Its Real Golf Tuesday!

Attention: There will be a 2007 USDGC Star Roc up for grabs tonight! It will be for either holes 15, 16, 17 or 18. I'll let Andrew decide. This is NO joke, the disc will be given away tonight! ;) And this is in addition to the regular CTP, so tonight its a TWOFER!

The disc is still in the sealed bag, with the certificate of Authenticity and is number 2119 and can be found in the collector guide. You can't even get them on Ebay right now. :o

So come on out, you won't get this kind if CTP up on the mountain. :D

Actual disc not shown. The CTP Roc is white with a blue stamp.
http://zonedriven.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/twin_roc.jpg

Don't you mean the envelope is white and the US mail stamp is red, white, and blue -so you can mail your check in. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

you are are the phone trying to get Treat to cancel the mini, come on tell us the truth. :eek:

No, its one of my Roc's and I am giving it away!

I want to see good crowds tonight. Every one needs some extra practice to get ready for Pawhuska, because Thursday night won't help you with getting ready. :D

It is a White Star Roc, blue oil slick stamp.

Your gonna GIVE away one of your Roc's to entise people to come out and play...sounds like something that happens on the mountain.
you need to do alittle better, what else u got to put with that Roc. :)

Remember the Roc is in addition to the regular CTP. ;)

This Roc, when you can find them sell for $30+.

The other enticement is for you to practice for Pawhuska.

and I am willing to put $20 on my score against your score. :o

$20. :eek: thats $5. for everyone on my card including myself. :D

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;is gonna throw the round of his life @ Dovillio 2nite :cool:

Can I have a couple of "conditions" to level the playin field....
1st : 1 stroke for holes 1, 2, 3, &amp; 14
2nd : you can't use a towel, shammy, or shirt to dry your plastic :D

So is it a bet?

Just me against you?

Tell you what I'll put my $20 against your $10? :o

Can I have a couple of "conditions" to level the playin field....
1st : 1 stroke for holes 1, 2, 3, &amp; 14
2nd : you can't use a towel, shammy, or shirt to dry your plastic :D



One stroke per hole for each of those?

just go ratings strokes for 20 bucks .
i know twoputt can play above his rating .
i also know that muff has two aces this month and its my expieriance that these come in waterfalls.

Sorry but I'm not giving 11 strokes.

Dovillio Tonight! (as most of you already know obviously)

I guess there is a roc this time...who knows really.

I'm not holding my breath.

he's only a 830 player what are you affraid of?

10 strokes for 20

You got me by 12 strokes last week.

two putt is quiet all of a sudden

You got me by 12 strokes last week.



You sucked last week.

I'll give you the strokes on the holes you listed and put my $20 against your $10.

two putt is quiet all of a sudden



I know by my presence on this board you may think I'm semi-retired but I do have to work once and a while. :D

after 2nite we'll be callin him "THREEPUTT" :eek:"FOURPUTT" :eek:or better yet..."choker" ;) :D

I didn't realize that the ratings where that different..thats Brad. Make it 9 strokes for the $20.

I have 2 leave. Someone call and tell me if Julie is going to let twoputt wager $20. :D

Can I have a couple of "conditions" to level the playin field....
1st : 1 stroke for holes 1, 2, 3, &amp; 14





Screw the 9 MUFFY, this is what YOU offered. :mad: Carefull or you'll fall down backing up that fast. :o

ill play you twoputt with a 4 stroke cusion for twenty

I'll be more than happy to take that 4 strokes for $20.
Thanks :D

whos the pro here?
ill give you 4 strokes against me withthe wager 80 from you and 20 from me.

$60 to your $20 and we're on.

Its Real Golf Tuesday!
BUMP
Attention: There will be a 2007 USDGC Star Roc up for grabs tonight! It will be for either holes 15, 16, 17 or 18. I'll let Andrew decide. This is NO joke, the disc will be given away tonight! ;) And this is in addition to the regular CTP, so tonight its a TWOFER!

The disc is still in the sealed bag, with the certificate of Authenticity and is number 2119 and can be found in the collector guide. You can't even get them on Ebay right now. :o

So come on out, you won't get this kind if CTP up on the mountain. :D

Actual disc not shown. The CTP Roc is white with a blue stamp.
http://zonedriven.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/twin_roc.jpg

$60 to your $20 and we're on.




**** you throw real money and they run away. :o

Not backin up twoputt, I just remembered that you havent been able to play out at blackhawk :(...so you've been playin the Dovillio- alot. :eek: So you give me my "conditions" :D, game on.

Now 4 Brad, Dude you remind me of an Adam Ant song..."don't drink, don't smoke..what do you do." :eek: cause the Duff man wants in on it. :D

Twoputt, no pre-reg bs. You are either there at six, or you forfit. :mad:You can still bring that Roc though. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

COURSE DOVILLIO!

Results and statistics for 6-17-08.

Pro Men:
Coda Hatfield 49
Chris Wagle 50
Mike Connors 51
Paul Dorries 52
Scott Sable 52
Sean Young 52
Dan Bougher 52
Kyle Wilkes 52
Dale Patterson 52
Adam Hunt 53
Opie 55
Ben Powell 55
Johnny Thompson 56
Chris Stine 56
Dave Nicholson 56
Dave Wise 57
Marq Lewis 57
Josh Crowl 60
Jesse Crew 63
Greg Winsworth 64


Pro Masters:
HOI 55
Mike Treat 60
Billy Swanson 60
Doug Muff 64

Intermediate Men:
Richard Why 57
Orville Wagner 58
Bill "Don't Call Me Moody" Moyer 58
Randy Wilson 59
Logan Moody 59
Casey Fletcher 60
Jeremy Geiger 61
Bryan Hinds 62
Greg Walton 67
Luke Pilkington 68

Novice:
Andrew Zabsky 72

Pro Women
Shanna Swanson 71
Audrey Lopez 81


The big Roc CTP was a close competition, with many gathering to watch the final players throw their shots, but in the end only one could win...

ME! I won it and it's all mine!!! I traded some guy a bunch of DX plastic and told him to walk it back to Chandler! :eek:

No, not really. Actually it was won by Orville Wagner, who is a very good guy and he did well tonight between his $10 payout, his $25 CTP, and his USDGC Roc!

Thank you very much Dave Wise, you are a standup guy and we all appreciated the chance at that roc...


You don't get anything like this at Chandler! :D

Post Deleted :p

Doug paid Dave $20. :D

Its Real Golf Tuesday!
BUMP
Attention: There will be a 2007 USDGC Star Roc up for grabs tonight! It will be for either holes 15, 16, 17 or 18. I'll let Andrew decide. This is NO joke, the disc will be given away tonight! ;) And this is in addition to the regular CTP, so tonight its a TWOFER!

The disc is still in the sealed bag, with the certificate of Authenticity and is number 2119 and can be found in the collector guide. You can't even get them on Ebay right now. :o

So come on out, you won't get this kind if CTP up on the mountain. :D

Actual disc not shown. The CTP Roc is white with a blue stamp.
http://zonedriven.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/twin_roc.jpg





That's very nice of you Dave. Did you do that out of the kindness of your heart or is it because you and Andrew got caught lying? :cool:

I'm full of nothing but kindness buddy, nothing but kindness. :D

COURSE DOVILLIO!

Results and statistics for 6-17-08.

Pro Men:
Chris Wagle 50
Mike Connors 51
Paul Dorries 52
Scott Sable 52
Sean Young 52
Dan Bougher 52
Kyle Wilkes 52
Dale Patterson 52
Adam Hunt 53
Opie 55
Ben Powell 55
Johnny Thompson 56
Chris Stine 56
Dave Nicholson 56
Dave Wise 57
Marq Lewis 57
Coda Hatfield 59
Josh Crowl 60
Jesse Crew 63
Greg Winsworth 64





Coda with a 59? The newspaper says 49. This looks like false reporting to me and from an Admin of all people. :o

BTW.....

Are you going to mention anything about a "Pro Tax" or fee increase for pros on your thread or should I bring it up on mine? Maybe you should start a poll Mr Andy. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I have 2 leave. Someone call and tell me if Julie is going to let twoputt wager $20. :D




And he tried to pay me $10 last night. :o I asked what is this? and he ponied up the other $10. :D

Dude!!!....Muff just paided for half of your motel room in Pawhuska. :)....What a nice guy. :cool:

I wonder if he'll donate $20 to help me at Chandler tomorrow. ;)

Chandler is canceled tomorrow from what I hear.

I have been passing the word around, to make sure no one shows up...

Let everyone know! :o:D

COURSE DOVILLIO!






Coda with a 59? The newspaper says 49. This looks like false reporting to me and from an Admin of all people. :o

BTW.....

Are you going to mention anything about a "Pro Tax" or fee increase for pros on your thread or should I bring it up on mine? Maybe you should start a poll Mr Andy. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




At lest the paper says something!!!!

Tell you what I'll put my $20 against your $10? :o



I want my ten back.. :mad:

Thank you to whoever cleaned up Dovillio, the course looks much better than it did last week.

that would be twoputt, go figure :confused:. I would have thanked him myself for trimming that tree on 13 but he grabbed my cash and split...hell he met at my last basket. :D

COURSE DOVILLIO!






Coda with a 59? The newspaper says 49. This looks like false reporting to me and from an Admin of all people. :o

BTW.....

Are you going to mention anything about a "Pro Tax" or fee increase for pros on your thread or should I bring it up on mine? Maybe you should start a poll Mr Andy. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




At lest the paper says something!!!!



Hey my results were in the paper for the last two mini's at Chandler. I think you guys missed one. :p

And BTW.....

TONIGHT'S EVENT IS NOT 6PM AT HUNTER,.........IT'S MMFMM 8PM AT MCCLURE!!!!!

I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WASTE THEIR EXPENSIVE GASOLINE DRIVING OUT TO HUNTER ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THERE IS NO MINI GOING ON???? :confused:

WHO IS MISLEADING THE MASSES BY REPORTING PHONY EVENTS IN THE NEWPAPER NOW????? :o

What was that line that Mr Hand used to say to Jeff Spiccoli in "Fast Times at RidgeMont High"????? :confused:

That's ok, consider yourselves on TDSA double-secret probation and next time read the schedule that Mr Forest works so hard at to keep everyone informed. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I think one of you Treat's needs to go out to Hunter and redirect anyone that shows up there to McClure. I think you should go ahead and cover their gasoline expenses also by giving them a free entry into Dovillio next Tuesday!!!! :cool:

preeeeeak

Where is the TD for this thing? :confused:

Will there be free entry for all TDSA members? :)

You don't have to give away free entry for a round of real golf. :p

You do what you have to to get the numbers at Chandler. Next you'll be paying them to come and play. :o

I didn't have to pay you to come out and play. TDSA membership deserves MORE!!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

WE WANT FREEBIES!!!! :cool:

I thought the Admins and the TDs got all kinds of freebees and deals throught the TDSA? :o

We do but some of that should filter down to the players.

Opie needs to cough up some freebies. If nothing else then find something around his house to give away like some Dead cd's or something. :cool:

I guess I could always bring out some Chandler Rocks and give them away. ;)

Chandler rocs just don't have the draw of a USDGC Roc. :D

Mini tonight.

Looks like another nice evening, of course that is just a guess, I haven't checked the weather out...:D

I didn't say "rocs", I said "rocks". If you get enough of them you can create your own rock climbing wall. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

If you'd just keep two of them you could act like you have a set a rocks. :o

Like you really have a pair?

Don't lie.

Julie pulled yours out of her purse at the restaurant on Sunday and showed everybody.

I've had kidney stones bigger than those. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

From now on I'm going to refer to you as "Pebbles".

You just call me "Bam Bam" from now on. ;)

Lest see how big yours are, show up tonight to play golf. :o

If you don't show then what I said will be true. :o

I'm a lifetime TDSA member and a Course Director. I expect FREEBIES or at least a player's pack. :D

Come on out, I've got free blue cross pens, delta dental floss, American Republic golf tees, a pacificare travel golf bag cover, Allied hats, Allied Pocket knives, Slinkies, stress balls, rulers, clippies and more pens. :D

What???....No fish tacos? :(

What else you got in that office twoputt :D

He has a bunch of old school signs and discs hanging up :cool: Dovillio sounds nice this evening, I'll probably head out there.

Well I was going to go out there but some guy sent me a PM and threatened to beat me up so I'm going to go do a pre-empted first strike. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Well I was going to go out there but some guy sent me a PM and threatened to beat me up so I'm going to go do a pre-empted first strike. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Somebody threatened to beat you up? I wouldn't take that sheet, Furdog. Get out there and hold your own against this person.

http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~bb/dg/SelfDefence/Strikes/punch1a.jpg

Poor furdog. :(

Well I was going to go out there but some guy sent me a PM and threatened to beat me up so I'm going to go do a pre-empted first strike. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



They just want at least one mini per week to start before 7pm. When ever you're involved that just won't happen. :o

I promised you all kinds of freebees if you come out. I have lots of insurance goodies. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

C'mon Furdog you need to play dovillio today, I'll even bring a custom golf cart for you to use.

http://wcuk.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg

Oh Sheeet! There went my mt dew on the monitor. :o:D

Extra give aways for tonight

Super Hero High performance sports disc (from USDCG)
Yellow wizzard 175gr SSS
Rancho Roc 177 Twisted stamp
1 bottle of dry hands
1 micortel mini
1 swiss type pocket kniife
4 small slinky's
4 stress releivers
3 highlighters
4 ruler/letter openers
4 bad aid packs (must have for the bag)
5 click pens
4 lip blams
5 #2 pencils (unsharpened)
1 pack of golf tees
1 cell phone holder for your car (really neat)
1- USDGC caddy book (really nice)


Is that enough free crap for ya? :D

Thats a lot of free crap!

Squeeze a lemon, you get juice.

Now if Dave really has any true salesman qualities he'll say...


"But wait!!!!.....There's more!!!!....Let's add a little sweetner to that lemon juice and make lemonaide."

and if I want shieet I can squeeze your head. :o

You begged for free crap so haul your fat arse to Dovillio. :p

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That better?

� an added �bonus� to the Dovillio mini tonight �
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� the DEBUT of :
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� the July Mini-Schedule � that�s right � get your first-copy of the LATEST -and- GREATEST -and- MOST-UP-TO-DATEST � also including : OKIE DOUBLES Flyers -and- RIVERSIDE GLIDE information � ( first-copies will be added to windshields while-you-play ) � :cool:

^^^^Those who attended found them under their windshield's.

Mine blew off around the Sheridan exit... :D--- (Not really Wayne)

As for the mini...

Sorry to Big Dave, Chris Stine, Dale Patterson, and Mike Conners...still don't know what happened, but I dropped the ball and didn't get you on a card...

...of course, as with all great performances, it all worked out in the end.

I am continuously concerned about the number of cards, and the resulting long distance from the parking lot for many peoples starting holes.

I am working on the problem and will report back. I have one or two ideas that might help get everyone around quickly...

So stay tuned....

COURSE DOVILLIO

Pro Men
Coda Hatfield 48
Devan Ownes 50
Chris Wagle 51
Kyle Wilkes 52
Andrew Treat 53
Dave Nicholson 53
Greg Winsworth 55
Junior Hinshaw 56
Dave Pennekamp 56
Dale Patterson 57
Dave Wise 57
Johnny Thompson 58
Kyle Razmus 58
Scott Sable 60
Jesse Crew 62
Ken Ward 62
Josh Crowl 63
Chris Stine 67
Mike Connors 998
Marq Lewis 999

Pro Masters
Phil Hagen 60
James Diel 61
Randy Wislon 62
Mike Treat 65
Brad Zimmerman 67
Furdog 68

Intermediate
Bryan Hinds 57
Matt Razmus 57
Harlen Unruh 60
Rhichard Why 61
Chris Beard 62
Orville Wagner 63
Two-Guns Coberly 66
Trent Myer 66

Novice
Chad Samsel 64
Chad Patterson 71
Burnt Bacon 72



Of course we had our usual CTP on hole 16 which was won by Devan Owen. That paid $27.

Then, as you may have read earlier, Dave Wise sponsored, what can only be described as a Freakin Heap, of stuff. That "Freakin Heap" was won by Josh Crowl.

Also, the ace pot was hit on hole #15. That paid $120 dollars.

Devan's CTP and Ace Pot winnings, sent him home with a whopping $177.

Just goes to show that it pays to play at Dovillio.

One final note, as just last week the ace pot seed that we keep, had filled.

So the ace pot for next week is already back up to $10!!!

Come get some! (Actually we don't need that many more people)

Recap of the last few mini's attendance numbers...

5-3-08- The 10 o'clock mini had 14 players.

6-2-08- 26 Players.

6-10-08- 33 players.

6-17-08- 37 Players.

6-24-08- 37 Players.

No real point, I was just looking at the past few sheets and thought I would post it for records sake I guess....

Great numbers for Dovillio. I think this is a result of the Tulsa discers wanting more challenge and bang for their buck. And of course, Dovillio is a really nice course

Looking down the list...There are a lot of good scores being put down. Lots of relatively "new" players scoring well, too.

Play Dovillio--------it will make you better.

Also, Thanks Andrew for waiting on me last night. I was hurrying to get there, worried about catching flack for arriving late, then I find out, I'm not the last one to arrive. Now, if I could have skipped hole 14, I probably would have snuck into the cash.

Was twoputt the last one 2 show up...wait he shot a 57 :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I was the last one to show up by six minutes but maybe not the last to register because Wise put my money in before I arrived.

I ran people off the road on 244 and still didn't win any "freebies". :(

Well, I really appreciate people coming out to the events.

It is fun running mini's and I enjoy doing it,

while I am not as good as pops is at running them (I still have a tendency to want to go mingle and putt before play starts....) I do like helping out a little.

And, yeah, I guess people are just wanting some disc golf, and it just happens to be at Dovillio. Or maybe people are just wanting to play the course...?

I always thought the course is challenging as well as scenic.

Hey buddy. I like Dovillio but I just don't do well out there. I think the course is a lot better now with the cement tee pads.

I think my favorite course in Tulsa is still McClure.

ido believe that playing dovillo regurly prepairs players
to have a developed shot selection for most of the other courses around here, however the opposite is not the case.

Playing Red White and Black (Hawks) are maybe the most diverse preperation for disc golf that can be had in the area. Although the one thing that most currently used courses lack are true elevation changes ala Waterworks.
Hopefully some time in the future Copperhead Canyon or some other local course can give us those shots, but for now The Lodge is our best work out for elevation and shot diversity.
Jim Taylor and his first course designer Kevin McCoy are to be loudly praised for the wonderful layout that they have created and maintained. I can only hope that the new layout will continue this fine tradition and hope to be able to make the next big Lodge Event the "Twisted Flyer Open" later this year.

Of note, the Riverside Glide "West" layout should be a new challenge and change for this year.
Many of our current Players may well have never seen the layout that was used in the 2005 "Twisted Flyer Open" and are in for a double "Treat" so to speak.
Looking forward to another FINE "TNT Production" which will still have all the bang of Dynamite but without the nitro.

Just got in from Dovillio, and it was in the process of being mowed. Looks nice! Destination for Friday afternoon.

COURSE DOVILLIO MINI RESULTS

Another beautiful evening in what seems to be a never ending streak of great weather at Dovillio.

Thanks to everyone for coming out, tonight was another great turnout at 38 competitors, which would have been 40 had dad and I played.

The actual results were as follows...

PRO
Coda Hatfield 46
Kyle Wilkes 51
Dan Bougher 52
Chris Wagle 53
Billy Lund 53
Devan Owens 54
Dave Nicholson 55
Johnny Thompson 57
Scott Sable 58
Greg Winsworth 58
Marq Lewis 58
Josh Crowl 59
Junior Hinshaw 61
Jesse Crew 63

PRO MASTER
James Diel 58
Randy Wilson 61
Brad Zimmerman 61
Dave Wise 62 &lt;----- :eek:

INTERMEDIATE
Drew Custer 54
Logan Moody 57
Jesse Carlisle 61
Corey Leemhuis 61
Doc Geiger 61
Orville Wagner 61
Willy Spoon 62
Richard Why 63
Bryan Hinds 63
Casey Fletcher 65
Harlen Unruh 65
Greg Walton 69
Jason McDaniel 72

RECREATIONAL
Paul Doye 62
Chad Patterson 63
Mike "2 Guns" Coberley 67
Chad Samsel 70
Brent Bacon 74
Robert Wilson 76
Eric Jones 83


Once again Dave Wise was kind enough to sponsor a LARGE bag of goodies, which Junior Hinshaw won tonight. Sorry about throwing your winnings Junior... :D

The regular CTP was won by none other than our very own Corey Leemhuis at a value of 26 dollars.

The current ace pot, since Devan nailed hole 8 last week, is at $113.

See everyone again next week, same time same place.

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Once again Dave Wise was kind enough to sponsor a LARGE bag of goodies,

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Way to go Dave. Now if only Jerry could find himself a pimp for Hunter. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

BTW....Nice 62. That's what you get for ignoring my PM's. ;)

Dave Wise 62 &lt;----- :eek:



Holes 17 through hole 4
4, 4, 5, 4, 7, 4

Does that explain it? :o:D

sure that explains it :(

You're missing me now aren't you? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

It's ok little buddy.

"I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party Lieutenant Dan." :(

you gotta love that ignor feature!

Its the way it should be, you talk and nothing comes out of your mouth. :o:D

Yeah I know. Throw your accusations at me in a PM and then close the door before I can respond thinking I won't bring it up here. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Yeah I know. Throw your accusations at me in a PM and then close the door before I can respond thinking I won't bring it up here. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




Yeah that is your trick Furdog! Sue him for a copyright violation! :D

I've never put you on ignore. I just kick you out of the band. :D

And BTW, as his lawyer, you should instruct your client that only Krammer will take a cup of coffee as a settlement in a high liability hush hush cover up scheme. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif