So the buzz has started ...

Who's got the WHO, WHAT , WHEN , WHERE , WHY , AND HOW ?

let the posting and SMACK TALK begin .....

BTW- THE SLEEPING SNAKE WILL BE MISSING A TEAM MEMBER THIS YEAR.... Stacia you will be missed !

Victoria !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three teams from Third Coast!!! West Guth and Ingleside with established teams and Waldron in the emerging...

RROOOUUUNNNDDD RROOCK!!!! :D

Victoria !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Need a couple of MA2s?

Team Bryan McClain (Established), San Antonio, TX

San Antonio's First Ever Team to Compete.....It's gonna be fun!!! :) There's a waiting list to get on this team. :D:D;)

Are their names pantsie & okra-boy, Krazy?? We're setting up teams right now. Will have an established for sure & probably an emerging for Ethel Lee Tracy. Lots of interest this year. PM me about it...Kwill

You can find Texas Teams 2007 info and updates on the Teams page of the Circular Productions website (http://www.circularproductions.com/txteams.html).

Mitch Justice is the contact person for all Team Captains.

Team Friday Golf ... ??

so, who is representing North Texas, DFW? posting interest....

RROOOUUUNNNDDD RROOCK!!!! :D



Z-Boaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who won last year?

RROOOUUUNNNDDD RROOCK!!!! :D



Z-Boaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who won last year?


I'll give you that (by 1 match) but if my boys want to show team pride and you want to reBUTTly ones team pride....I say to you "GOOD DAY SIR!" and "Check your donkey you will find your head".................. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

What are the requirements for an emerging team ?
How many players from what divisions ?

I believe it is 3 ADV and 3 INT

Team McClain ... throw some Ds on it!

Throw some D's in the waterfall.. that stuff don't work aRRRound here

Throw some D's in the waterfall.. that stuff don't work aRRRound here



Oh good, you are in my division. Hopefully I get to play against you so I can throw some Ds all over your face and beat you down like the I'm Nolan Ryan and you are Robert Ventura.

http://misanthronomicon.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/ryan_ventura.jpg


Seriously I'm just kidding ...

Not Really ...

Oh but yes but no but yes :eek:

RROOOUUUNNNDDD RROOCK!!!! :D



Z-Boaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who won last year?


I'll give you that (by 1 match) but if my boys want to show team pride and you want to reBUTTly ones team pride....I say to you "GOOD DAY SIR!" and "Check your donkey you will find your head".................. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



As much krap as you round rock guys talk I would expect a little thicker skin. Last I checked a one point win is a win. Not like we backed into it, skunked Bass in the semis.

Did not take long for the smack talk to begin!

CALLING ALL FLYERS
We need 2 MA1 and 3 MA2 players to represent !!!!

Any takers ?

As much krap as you round rock guys talk I would expect a little thicker skin. Last I checked a one point win is a win. Not like we backed into it, skunked Bass in the semis.



Their thin skin results from living in a tiny little town compared to the rest of the big dogs in Texas. Its called the Bernard "Barney" Fife Syndrome.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Barney-Fife.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

The Austin area fields six teams. Seven teams? Anyway, it is a lot of teams. Y'all, in an area with six or seven times the population field what? One team. Maybe two. You should be pretty good.

By the way, I agree that the Rockettes will be going down this year, but it will be Waterlooooooo doing the work.

Throw some D's in the waterfall.. that stuff don't work aRRRound here

Oh good, you are in my division. Hopefully I get to play against you so I can throw some Ds all over your face and beat you down like the I'm Nolan Ryan and you are Robert Ventura.


Better keep your D's in your pants till then, officer. :cool:

Don't worry about how thick a dragon's skin is ....we are all good!
Now go find you some sandbaggers that don't play ZBOAS. And train them to say " I play ZBOAS all the time"
/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif All of our teams play the Rock evey week

This thread is GREAT!

If anyone needs a chick I will play!

They always are looking for girls. ;) :D

By the way, I agree that the Rockettes will be going down this year, but it will be Waterlooooooo doing the work

whatever!!!

and yes all of our players are from the ROCK!!!! lets see Zboas bring a team that is from Zboas. not the vet, nor GV nor jimmy porter or any other of those little pitch and putts you guys call golf courses. :eek:

Well I am up for adoption!

I hear RR has planted their first tree at settlers park...
Very nice.

appears at outlaws you should have been glad there were no tress!!!!
:o

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Haleigh, you have a PM.

If there were trees your metal mini flying everywhere would have chopped them down.

and waterloo is out first recruiting people from other cities nice. maybe someday we will have a true team tournament where if you have no women or certain players than you take a loss. use what you have not recruit :eek:

Feel the passion. I think that Waterloo is in for a surprise and will eat those words soon enough.

Is it going to be all about having "pure" teams this year?

This is going to be a fun read.

Lou..........shouldn't you be looking closer to home first?

Nice of y'all to judge. I've been looking since July for an advanced woman from Austin for our team. It hasn't happened.

hahaha

this is a good forum, keep the smack commin! Round Rock is still gonna win tho :eek:

so Laura Hovey does not play for waterloo?

HoveyChick is on WaterlooooooooOne

Her ankle should be well by then, maybe? <font color="green">Get well soon, Laura.</font>

In other news, McClain debuts with it's best looking team yet!! We play disc golf, too /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

And the members of team McClain not only play the course (when it is playable) but they've been working hard (along with some convicts from the pen) to get it installed and to get it in playable shape. Oh and its now ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi.

This thread caught my eye, as we also play in a team event in Iowa. ( Congrats DSM. )

Anyways, something that Des Moines came up with last year and we used again this year for the format was a Final 9 of alternate shot between the teams. We do a final amount of holes safari, and each team member must make a shot before the lineup can reshoot. We did it at West Lake this year, and due to the amount of room, only used 6 holes. The past 2 years this has been the highlight of the event, and really gives it a team feel.

...Just a little insight. Its the bomb, I suggest maybe bringing it into your event. If any of you know Jeremy Mount ( hes in Austin, somewhere ) he could tell you about it.

You should bring down a team from Iowa. Thems my old stomping grounds. You ever play Shaver park or my personal fav (due to my lowest round ever on a real course) Jones Park?

You should bring down a team from Iowa. Thems my old stomping grounds. You ever play Shaver park or my personal fav (due to my lowest round ever on a real course) Jones Park?




Yeah. I usaully play Legion when Im up there. I live in the Quad Cities, so its about an hour and 20 minutes away. Shaver would be my second favorite up there though.

We would smash your teams if we built a whole Iowa squad. :D


We do ours by city. Team Des Moines and Team Quad Cities just trade the trophy back and forth. Team DSM won this year. Team Cedar Rapids/ Iowa City shows up to handle the towels and water.

.....My old man does live in Cedar Park if anyone needs a ringer. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Hey Lou, U guys might want to take a look. LOL ;)

Aren't there several am ladies in Austin area? Can't believe you can't locate a female. Maybe you're putting out the wrong bait. :eek: :o

your classic ..classic!

If there were trees your metal mini flying everywhere would have chopped them down.



:D

Don't worry about how thick a dragon's skin is ....we are all good!
Now go find you some sandbaggers that don't play ZBOAS. And train them to say " I play ZBOAS all the time"
/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif All of our teams play the Rock evey week



Who?
Everybody on our team plays our minis. Dixon was the only one, but he played z-boaz for about 4 years before he moved to Houston so we claim him. :p

Don't worry about how thick a dragon's skin is ....we are all good!
Now go find you some sandbaggers that don't play ZBOAS. And train them to say " I play ZBOAS all the time"
/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif All of our teams play the Rock evey week



Who?
Everybody on our team plays our minis. Dixon was the only one, but he played z-boaz for about 4 years before he moved to Houston so we claim him. :p



Why's everybody hatin' on the sleeping snake ?????

Because they won :o

Because they won :o



Sounds like a problem for everybody else , not the snake! :o

same comments last year...just insert Live Oak...I mean Team OkieIowaSanmarcosAussieOak :o

exactly lets get a complete team from the same course for once. :confused:

Feel the passion. I think that Waterloo is in for a surprise and will eat those words soon enough.



What are you hinting at?

Anyways, something that Des Moines came up with last year and we used again this year for the format was a Final 9 of alternate shot between the teams. We do a final amount of holes safari, and each team member must make a shot before the lineup can reshoot. We did it at West Lake this year, and due to the amount of room, only used 6 holes. The past 2 years this has been the highlight of the event, and really gives it a team feel.




I agree, a great format. We use it as a sudden death tie breaker after the mixmaster. We have to employ it every year or two. In fact, we lost on the first hole of this format last year and got eliminated from the tournament. Luckily, I forgot who beat us. Declining memory has its advantages.

CIRCLE CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC :o:o.....James your not crying for a rematch, are you?

nice name change hartley

Keep'n it real.........do you still play????

OK, Team People, preparations are now officially underway.

We're on for November 17th and 18th for another edition of the funnest disc golf tournament in Texas. I'm happy to say that Mitch Justice will be our TTC Coordinator again this year. As I will be pretty much unavailable, please direct all questions to Mitch at [email protected]

It's great to see all the interest this year -- looks like lots of new teams. We WILL have 9 more holes this year; even so, it looks like we may need to cap the number of teams, if interest is as high as it looks.

In order to be clear about the rules and spirit of this great event, and to fairly accommodate the number of players who want to participate, let's start with a very important word about divisions. We're going to try a new division this year.

Since 2000, we have broken up the field into Established and Emerging. Established is for bigger metro areas and/or areas with pro players. Emerging has been for smaller/newer areas, generally where there are no pros.

In the past, we have not allowed cities to send both kinds of teams. It's just not fair for 6 experienced guys from Dallas, Houston, or Austin to play against 6 newbies from Paris or Gonzales. And what happens when a team like Big Spring wins Emerging -- they want to move up the next year, but they don't have the pros to field a real Established team.

So we're going to offer a third division. Six-person teams, three Advanced and three Intermediate, for those teams that don't quite fit in either of the two traditional divisions. Let the new 'tweener smack talk begin.

We're not quite sure what to call this new division yet. We're mulling Emerged, Merged, and a few others. Your suggestions are welcome.

I hope this new category is clear. Basically, if your area has an Established team, you can't send an Emerging team. But you can send one of these new teams. Emerging is just for newer/smaller/pro-less areas.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!

Enthusiast sounds like a great name for a division.

Here we go again. More divisions. :D

Are we letting the French play this year?

How about another division without women. :eek: :p :eek:

Enthusiastic French Women are welcome to play an int. spot....or an adv. spot in the new division :D

Team ULTIMATE FUEGO is signed up!!! Check is in the mail.

Has Houck posted when the courses will be available to practice...I know it's shut down right now to the public, but it would be nice to get some practice rounds in the weekend before. I don't see anything posted on Circular Productions website regarding this...

By the way...Team Pease will be there ready to kick some arse!

I really like your sig.....to bad yah don't have courses ;)

Circle R will open on November 15 for practice and campsite procurement

Procurement. That theres alot o letters fer da rockers. Vinnie, it means that on the 15th,

y'all can load up the trucks and head to Wimberly. Texas that is. Bogey holes and alcohol.

On the 18th, it will be time to say goodbye to Vin and all his kin. Waterloo will thank you folks for kindly droppin in. You'll be invited back to a course with actual trees, to have a heapin helpin of a few more bogeys. Rockers. That is. Set a spell. Write a four down. Y'all come back now, ya hear.

I heard rumors there is traditionally a night time ultimate game. Is that true?

wow that is so funny James.....now head on back up to the rules thread and waste some more time

The Brooks Brothers (Hitchcock) Teams played glow Ultimate last year in the dark. Looking forward to playing again.

Everything is better in the dark. :D ;) :D

Everything is better in the dark. :D ;) :D



Sue should know. If I remember correctly, Sue never made it back up to the lodge one night while in San Saba. She got lost somewhere near the 'catfish pond'. :o:D

Looking forward to coming back to TEAMS this year after a couple of years absence.

ps...we all luv ya Sue

Real Ale Brewery tour again this year. Maybe a keg sponsorship? :)

Maybe a keg sponsorship? :)



I love you :D

Real Ale Brewery tour again this year. Maybe a keg sponsorship? :)


I like the way that sounds. Quoting Homer, "Mmmmm Beer!"

Escape Goat is the early leader for my Captains award...nice job...now if only there where 34 more just like you

I am sure its pretty easy when you only have 9 golfers in your area. :Dtry figuring out teams with 30 + golfers that want to play :confused:

I am sure its pretty easy when you only have 9 golfers in your area. :Dtry figuring out teams with 30 + golfers that want to play :confused:



especially when they all play rec. :D

I am sure its pretty easy when you only have 9 golfers in your area. :Dtry figuring out teams with 30 + golfers that want to play :confused:



It would be interesting to see a Texas Team "attempt" to compete in the "Original" Team event in San Diego each year. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
www.morleyfield.com (http://www.morleyfield.com)

It is a long way to go and get "WHOOPED"......... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
7 Open 3 Masters 1 GM 1 Woman :D

1st weekend in December each year...........BRING IT!
Team Oregon will............ :D

TEAM Z-BOAZ! ! ! ! ! :p

TEAM CROWLEY

I so hope that Crowley gets put into Z-Boaz pool. We will smack you guys down like we smacked Bass down last year. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Can we pay extra to make that happen?

If there was anyone playing this year that is at or near the top of everyone's SMACK DOWN list.....

I'm sure it's you Chris. :cool:

And for your new signature line. Like WHO CARES? Your need to stroke yourself only indicates deeper issues. j/k

Anyways.

Lets see some teams.

Dixon Jowers 1005
Chris Flesner 1000

Shawn Wooten 971
Eric Dodson 947

John Hart Not Current
David Teague 894

Don Quattlebaum 935

Charles Cox III 933

Samera


And Houston Sucks. That includes moffit. :p

Waterloo and Waterloo Too:

Average Player Rating: 910
Average Alcohol Consumption Rating: 1010
Halls of Justice Lodge Rating: 1100

Its not all about winning, Its all about fun.

ratings dont mean [censored] [censored] :p

Anyways.

Lets see some teams.

Dixon Jowers 1005
Chris Flesner 1000

Shawn Wooten 971
Eric Dodson 947

John Hart Not Current
David Teague 894

Don Quattlebaum 935

Charles Cox III 933

Samera


And Houston Sucks. That includes moffit. :p




Brooks Brothers and Sister Sue (average rating around 950)

Brooks Brothers and Sister Bell (average rating - who the [censored] cares!!!) We are a 1000 rated team when it comes to getting inside the head of anyone that lives north of 610... :p

ratings dont mean [censored] [censored] :p



We will see about that. :D

We can have 971 rated players in advanced?

Pro 1 The Big Ragu
Pro 2 Ted Nugent
Adv 1 Chuck Norris
Adv 2 Tom Selleck
Am 1 Burt Reynolds
Am2 Bob
Master Joe Smith
Woman Dirty D
Swing Juan Schwartz

Oh Yeah, Over half our team is in Florida for the UPA Nationals. If anyone wants to wager on an Ultimate match PLEASE contact me.

I wont play, but I'll drink and watch.

Waterloo and Waterloo Too:

Average Player Rating: 910
Average Alcohol Consumption Rating: 1010
Halls of Justice Lodge Rating: 1100

Its not all about winning, Its all about fun.



You forgot...
Message Board Poster Rating: 1090

It's may be a little skewed because of his royal badness, James McCaine.

Pro 1 The Big Ragu
Pro 2 Ted Nugent
Adv 1 Chuck Norris
Adv 2 Tom Selleck
Am 1 Burt Reynolds
Am2 Bob
Master Joe Smith
Woman Dirty D
Swing Juan Schwartz

Oh Yeah, Over half our team is in Florida for the UPA Nationals. If anyone wants to wager on an Ultimate match PLEASE contact me.

I wont play, but I'll drink and watch.



That's cool. What team? Hang Time?

whats up with a 971 player playin advance?

that is the only way they can win ... :eek:

Pro 1 The Big Ragu
Pro 2 Ted Nugent
Adv 1 Chuck Norris
Adv 2 Tom Selleck
Am 1 Burt Reynolds
Am2 Bob
Master Joe Smith
Woman Dirty D
Swing Juan Schwartz

Oh Yeah, Over half our team is in Florida for the UPA Nationals. If anyone wants to wager on an Ultimate match PLEASE contact me.

I wont play, but I'll drink and watch.



That's cool. What team? Hang Time?



Hang Time will be in the house. They are playing as "Milage" this time. I believe they all moved up to Masters. They dominated regionals 90 to 21

Like RR won't have a 973 (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=21173) rated advanced player. :D

whats up with a 971 player playin advance?



Look up his info. One tournament on his home course. That would not have been top 30 rating at AmWorlds. Think you RoundRock guys are just mad you lost a close match.

So if you guys only go by ratings then I will gladly take erics or Mr. 971's spot....... :D

Hang Time will be in the house. They are playing as "Milage" this time. I believe they all moved up to Masters. They dominated regionals 90 to 21



Wasn't Hang Time a Mixed team?

I remember playing them in 2001 or 2002 Texas Sectional in the Mixed Division.

There were 5 teams in the division. They outscored everyone 60 to 2. We scored the 2.

Even with all that baggage, both the Dragettes and Team Fort Houston will stumble and fall. The cameras will show them at the scoring area, with that forlorn look thinking "****, what happened, we looked invincible on paper."

Is there a team Bass this year?

I think I heard something about them looking at the ratings to prevent bagging since that really goes against the spirit of fun and competition.

I think they should add one additional round where you are required to shotgun 1 beer per hole won. I'm ready to take on all comers in that round :D

The PDGA or someone should have a 50 state team competition with teams coming from all states. That way Texas could stick it to those tree huggers in Cali and Oregon.

Like RR won't have a 973 (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=21173) rated advanced player. :D


that rating is jacked, it should be more like 965 or so.. :p

Hang Time will be in the house. They are playing as "Milage" this time. I believe they all moved up to Masters. They dominated regionals 90 to 21



Wasn't Hang Time a Mixed team?

I remember playing them in 2001 or 2002 Texas Sectional in the Mixed Division.

There were 5 teams in the division. They outscored everyone 60 to 2. We scored the 2.



Yeah, Its mixed.. Its fun to watch them play.

Is there a team Bass this year?

[/QUOTE]

I hope so. :D

A beer per hole? Evil 18 I am game.

Anyways.

Lets see some teams.

Dixon Jowers 1005
Chris Flesner 1000

Shawn Wooten 971
Eric Dodson 947

John Hart Not Current
David Teague 894

Don Quattlebaum 935

Charles Cox III 933

Samera


And Houston Sucks. That includes moffit. :p




Ok you talk too much smack Chris.

Flesner Vs Hall
26b events
22 events
Flesner 3 wins
Hall 16 wins
3 ties.
I won by an avg of 4.15 strokes



I used all the events we ever played from the same tees. If you only want the events when we were in Open it is
8-3-2 in my favor. BTW the last time you beat me was in 05' :eek:

OUCH!!!! Good one scooter :eek:

OUCH!!!! Good one scooter :eek:


LMAO!!

Is there a team Bass this year?



Probably not. At least not with last year's team members.

Anyways.

Lets see some teams.

Dixon Jowers 1005
Chris Flesner 1000

Shawn Wooten 971
Eric Dodson 947

John Hart Not Current
David Teague 894

Don Quattlebaum 935

Charles Cox III 933

Samera


And Houston Sucks. That includes moffit. :p




Ok you talk too much smack Chris.

Flesner Vs Hall
26b events
22 events
Flesner 3 wins
Hall 16 wins
3 ties.
I won by an avg of 4.15 strokes



I used all the events we ever played from the same tees. If you only want the events when we were in Open it is
8-3-2 in my favor. BTW the last time you beat me was in 05' :eek:



What are you talking about?
Are you playing pro 2?

Nobody was talking about anything but teams. Good for you. Wow you beat an average open player 8 out of the last 11. And it is a lot easier to win in Houston. I play against Nolan, Mcabe, Coda, JD, amoung others. Who do you play against? Eric Soete :confused:

By the way I have only played 9 events this year to your 50.

average open

sorry to say but average golfers are not RATED 1000. just admit it he is kicking your 1000 rated [censored].

PS dont forget who your only loss last year at teams was against...


ROUND ROCK 2

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/smileyplace/eatingpopcorn.gif

I was 3-3 last year. :(

And I am an average golfer compared to Matt.

Get your popcorn ready! This aveage rated golfer gets to play pro2 this year.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/smileyplace/eatingpopcorn.gif



:D:D

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/smileyplace/eatingpopcorn.gif




RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE

<font color="red"> CAT FIGHT </font>

Maybe we should let these 'boys' play from the ladies tees this year. :o:o:D

Our Advanced 1 guy is in the zone. Please dont hurt'em Giles.

http://www.ccdiscgolf.com/giles%20001.jpg

holy [censored] Mike..that is the shiznit! :cool::eek: :cool::D

Now that is what I call Ultimate Fuego. :cool:

Bonus points if he plays in that outfit.

Where is the world did you get that sweet suit? That thing is pimp..you should definitely wear that to Texas Teams

A beer per hole? Evil 18 I am game.



Ok that's 2. Who else? Is tracey or shawn playing with LO or UC? If so I bet they would play.

A beer per hole? Evil 18 I am game.



Ok that's 2. Who else? Is tracey or shawn playing with LO or UC? If so I bet they would play.



Make it 3.

Anyways.

Lets see some teams.

Dixon Jowers 1005
Chris Flesner 1000

Shawn Wooten 971
Eric Dodson 947

John Hart Not Current
David Teague 894

Don Quattlebaum 935

Charles Cox III 933

Samera


And Houston Sucks. That includes moffit. :p




Ok you talk too much smack Chris.

Flesner Vs Hall
26b events
22 events
Flesner 3 wins
Hall 16 wins
3 ties.
I won by an avg of 4.15 strokes



I used all the events we ever played from the same tees. If you only want the events when we were in Open it is
8-3-2 in my favor. BTW the last time you beat me was in 05' :eek:



What are you talking about?
Are you playing pro 2?

Nobody was talking about anything but teams. Good for you. Wow you beat an average open player 8 out of the last 11. And it is a lot easier to win in Houston. I play against Nolan, Mcabe, Coda, JD, amoung others. Who do you play against? Eric Soete :confused:

By the way I have only played 9 events this year to your 50.




Ok if you take out the houston events that we both played your record is even worse. Hey Chris, have you ever beaten me in Dallas?

BTW I play against all those guys more than you do. Heck i even play with people like Cale, Avery, Feldberg, Climo, Doss, Bennett, and a lot of guys you never play against.

Oh I would have had a couple more wins but I Never counted the ones that you DNF'd.

...at this point in the proceedings I gotta give the nod to Scooter...

...is college actually helping your smack game, Matt? :D

What ever Matt. You are a way better disc golfer than I am. You should set your goals higher than me. By the way at the Masters Cup I was on the second card with Doss, Anton, and Rico and Avery, Feldberg, klimo, and kalstom were also in the field so I think I have played against those guys.

What ever Matt. You are a way better disc golfer than I am. You should set your goals higher than me. By the way at the Masters Cup I was on the second card with Doss, Anton, and Rico and Avery, Feldberg, klimo, and kalstom were also in the field so I think I have played against those guys.




Yeah and suprisingly you didn't blow up like usual. Chill man and just enjoy that 1000 rating you received by quitting events.

ouch!

Ya.
That is exactly how I got that rating. What was the last event I didn't finish? Was not the last two years. Oct 29-30 2005. Good try. Is this what it taked to get into UT?

Last time I checked this is a Texas Teams thread not a how good Matt is thread.

Ya.
That is exactly how I got that rating. What was the last event I didn't finish? Was not the last two years. Oct 29-30 2005. Good try. Is this what it taked to get into UT?

Last time I checked this is a Texas Teams thread not a how good Matt is thread.




Yeah that was the Oklahoma Open right? Good thing you didn't finish because I would have one playing lefty.

Will someone just skunk these "Zboaz" guys please.

We might loose but there is no way in hell we will be skunked. I will put up $200 to your $20 on that.

We might loose but there is no way in hell we will be skunked. I will put up $200 to your $20 on that.




What about the chances of you getting skunked?

Now that's what I call Ultimate Fuego!!
http://cms.dallasvintageshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/fireman_in_leather_with_shades.jpg

It looks like you've beat the guy by at least 10 strokes twice on his home course;I'll put my $20 on scooter. :D

me too.

Pipe down youngsters, Waterloo could kick both of your Donkeys, by 15 strokes!!!!!!

Hell, I even bet Round Rock could beat y'all, but I'm not sure about Circle C. ;)

Yeah, Fuego man. Never go to the vintage shop and volunteer for anything.

It looks like Giles and I have our "uniforms" for teams, we need 7 more.

Yeah pleather should never touch a man's skin..unless he's at the Lodge. You got conned into this how?

Good question......

I know you're going to print it out and keep it in your purse. I guess that's why I did it....for the ladies :D

how did you know?!

You'll hear many a tale of the wild frontier
That'll roll you with laughter or shake you with fear.
Don't be fooled into thinkin' that they're all about men,
'Twas the ladies made the stories way back when. . .

Now lots could be said about all these gals
Some of em' were loners, some of em' were pals.
One thing was for sure, don't get them riled,
'Cause all of these women were certainly WILD!

a poet?..........the big question is will you show it?
Your face that is at teams?
I 'll see yah this weekend

Mike~
Did the SNAKE ever make it to your house? Have you seen the slobbering drunk spider since Saturday?

You'll hear many a tale of the wild frontier
That'll roll you with laughter or shake you with fear.
Don't be fooled into thinkin' that they're all about men,
'Twas the ladies made the stories way back when. . .

Now lots could be said about all these gals
Some of em' were loners, some of em' were pals.
One thing was for sure, don't get them riled,
'Cause all of these women were certainly WILD!



TEXAS WOMEN ROCK!!!!!
MA1 - 1 Calamity Jane
MA1 - 2 Belle Star
MA1 - 3 Sally Skull
MA2 - 1 Annie Oakley
MA2 - 2 Poker Alice
MA2 - 3 Pearl Hart

We'll show our faces soon enough...

Sounds like there some real women on that team. Imagine.

Sally Skull :D

Sally Skull :D



Gotta Love the Round Rock Lady - Huh James? :)

A Message from Mr. T in regards to Teams:

Texas Teams comes but once a year,
To prove whose best, that why everyone is here,
From Lubbock to Corpus the teams roll in,
Golfers are certain their team will win,
But it is a fact, if the truth be told,
That all should be scared, their blood running cold,
For those who face Waterloo One and Too,
All I can say is "I pity the Fool" /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I love your sig Albert. Houston might have something to say about that though. :eek:

Austin TX, home of the planet's worst tee boxes.

Now I heard on that CA - FUNNY STUFF

Austin TX, home of the planet's worst tee boxes

dont forget fairways and greens too.

Oh Circle C, you play too hard
We never play there, we�d rather play cards
But we�ll represent as best as we can,
And hope to see Waterloo in the playoff again.

Now some of us will be drunk and some will be WASTED,
Some will be checked out, cause their so bl-A-sted,
When it�s our turn to throw, try not to yelp,
When it�s your turn to throw, we�ll try not to belch.

Now, some throw far, and some throw short,
But your all gonna lose, so be a good sport.
:o

You can rhyme and you can sing,
But it won't change a single thing,
Team Circle C are all card sharks,
You can't remember your home golf park,
So whether your baked or even "Bl-a-sted",
You have no chance your effort is wasted,
So dust off those discs and put smiles on your faces,
When we're done with you, You'll dream of pocket aces.

Live Oak is terrible, everyone knows,
Houston is coming?, their usually no-shows,
Z-boaz will lose, �cause their just whack,
Everyone please, give it up for Matt.

Why even come, why even show,
You know Austin�s taking it, �cause this is our home.
If this is it, if there�s no more TEAMS,
Then this year decides, who�s really the King,

Not Bass, not Lubbock or Waterloo-who,
Not tattoo�s and convicts, Round Rock-that�s you. :D
Not Gonzo or C-wrong or Pease---please
We could beat you all, if you played the wrong tees

But we�re all retired and injured and broke
Still somehow, we�ll have plenty to smoke
And somehow, I know, that we will win
If not at golf, then we�re All-In.

I hear Poker Alice is taking all your money between rounds. ;)

Come on Kris; Z-boaz is whack, I think it's spelled wack but that no problem, however we will be wacking you guy's right out of the the tournament! ;) :p

TEAM Z-BOAZ! ! ! ! ! :cool:

http://s164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/lilshortylizie08/th_wack.gif :D

Enter Wootang:
Wack on Wack off

. . . All I knOW Is All THe rOUndTOp creW And I Are gOIng TO eAT All THe l . . .THen I Am gOnnA TInkle In All The WHeATIes . . . . :D:D:D

Isn't the round top team from snow farm?

I think they usually win the sprit award, but that is about all they ever win.

And don't judge my team by some smack that some punk from Houston is slanging. He is just mad because Z-Boaz wacked Bass the last two years. I am just having a little fun here so don't get your panties in a bunch people. :p

. . . HeY dIdn'T YA'll lOse TO rOUndTOp 2? . . . . . And I AM A "snOW fArMer" . . . . :D:D:D:D;)

nope they lost to ROUND ROCK 2 :o

Ya, you guys shocked the world. But we beat moffit 6-2-1 and they smoked you guys, so we got to sleep in on sun. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

nope they lost to ROUND ROCK 2 :o



Who in turn was beat by Bass....


(Oh the tangled web we weave...)

question Mitch when do we have to have our roster"s turned in? thanks

Rosters need to be in by 11-2 if you want to pick your shirt size/type/color...after that I will take rosters untill the division or the event is full

Color??? Must mean collar...

No, you can pick a team color

Don't pick grey..That's my team color!

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Don't pick Pink that is Round Rock's color!
</font>

Jake will probably pick pink &amp; puprle :D

Fuego is RED!!!!!!!!!

how about lavender? Sounds pretty to me!

<font color="pink">
Don't pick Pink that is Round Rock's color!
</font>



:D

Tall tales are flyin,
But make no mistake,
The Lady Outlaws
Will make you ALL shake!

Their guns are loaded,
And saddlebags packed.
The show�s on the road.
The Ladies are back!

Calamity Jane�.
Reckless and daring�
Don�t mess with this one,
Your heart she�ll be paring!

Belle Star�.
A true Bandit Queen.
There�s nothin� this lady
Can�t do or hasn�t seen!

Sally Skull�.
Has a leather whip�.or two
You better be good�
Or she�ll come get you!

Annie Oakley�.
The �Little Sure Shot�.
She�s got your mug marked,
Better run 4 your caught!

Poker Alice�.
She challenges men�
Legend of Deadwood,
Let the beating begin.

Pearl Heart�.
She�s one of a kind.
The only Lady�
To rob you ALL blind!

AND SO, now you know,
Your future for Teams,
Lady Outlaws will rule,
No doubt���..counting dreams.

:D

What a group of gals, you fellas better be watch'n out for more than your wallets! :eek:

What a group of gals, you fellas better be watch'n out for more than your wallets! :eek:



If you go down to Depp Elam
Put your money in your shoes
Cuase the women in Depp Elem
Got them Depp Elem Blues!

What a group of gals, you fellas better be watch'n out for more than your wallets! :eek:



If you go down to Depp Elam
Put your money in your shoes
Cuase the women in Depp Elem
Got them Depp Elem Blues!



Oh sweet mama, your daddy's got them Deep Ellum blues

Better watch out for the sleeper....

Jake will probably pick pink &amp; puprle :D



That would be Purple &amp; Gold buddy! Escape goat might know what I'm talkin bout. Goooo Tiigggers!

Jake will probably pick pink &amp; puprle :D



That would be Purple &amp; Gold buddy! Escape goat might know what I'm talkin bout. Goooo Tiigggers!



Geaux Tigers !!

Such an inviting signature. ;) Something worth bragging about. LOL

Back to our regularly scheduled programing:

Jack Brooks! :cool:

Roll Tide!!!! LSU who? Come on... Don't be shy , you know Bama will be #1 when it's all over in the SEC West...

There's a Strong Chance that Arlington will a have a Team this Year. Hopefully more to follow...

Roll Tide!!!! LSU who? Come on... Don't be shy , you know Bama will be #1 when it's all over in the SEC West...



The only thing LSU is worried about is the amount of grab a$sing Bama will be doing. :D

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z3/dgbama92/lsu.jpg (http://photobucket.com)

There's not much talking about the game on the net. What's up with that? :D:confused:

http://pics.uglychristmaslights.com/2006/roll.jpg

What thread is this?

OK, no more.

Hey LSU remember the Capital One bowl in 2005 when Iowa ripped your heart out?

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/pkg/ncf/100/top_plays_92.jpg

Single greatest play in college sports history.

No, I don't remember, but I'm sure it sucked. Are you talking about the unranked Iowa team?


Ultimate Fuego is ready for the mixmaster!!

No I am not talking about the currently unranked and crappy Iowa team, but rather the team that finished in the top 10 4 years in a row.
P.S. Yes Iowa sucks now.

Don't we have enough inbred disc golf teams to discuss, do we really need to discuss inbred football teams?

If so, go Aggies and Red Raiders!! :p

James.....I agree......(the raider comments....well you know what part needs shut) take the football and play somewhere else

Raiders were thrown in solely for your benefit, since I haven't heard hide nor hare from those windriders on this thread. Don't y'all have any regional pride up there? ;)

Congrats on a nice win in the forsaken land. Nice to see some of that money head south for a change.

He's just trying to forget the inbreeding on his own team. :eek: :D :eek:

Team Jack Brooks!

It took you guys long enough to complain.

He's just trying to forget the inbreeding on his own team.



Isn't there a rule on how many cousins can be on the same team?

lmao....lets see how long you laugh.... when you find yourself in our circle and you got the purdest mouth there :D

HA! I'll make sure I bring my banjo and squell like a pig.

He's just trying to forget the inbreeding on his own team.



Isn't there a rule on how many cousins can be on the same team?



Didn't you already ask Mitch that question yourself? ;)

bring the banjo!

squell like a pig

hard to do when your mouth is full :D

Yes, You can have 2 first cousins or 5 second cousins with a 3rd cousin as the swing player.

What, the third cuz goes both ways?

lmao....lets see how long you laugh.... when you find yourself in our circle and you got the purdest mouth there :D



You GUYS get in circles??? :o

There is a bar in Arlington ya'll should get out. It's called "The Pink Dolphin".

lmao....lets see how long you laugh.... when you find yourself in our circle and you got the purdest mouth there :D



You GUYS get in circles??? :o

There is a bar in Arlington ya'll should get out. It's called "The Pink Dolphin".



http://www.isarapix.com/pix45/sm/1193688596.jpg (http://www.isarapix.com/my.php?isara=pix45/pre/1193688596.jpg)

Why I am I surprised that you GUYS know all about these things, and even have pictures of such.

No wonder you've been blacklisted.

Just make sure you leave the sheep at home. :D

Sheep are staying in the tent...I wouldn't want them getting the wrong impression :o

Don't want yew to get in any trouble.

we had to kick Geoff off our team for bringing his sheep last year.. http://www.gadgetz4all.com/images/DIS001.jpg

Erron, you promised! Our secret, remember?

Umm, this thread just got really weird.


//Team McClain.

What? They didn't get along with your yews?

can we get some more ORGINAL poems up here could have sworn that some one else started that.......... southside atx

Sally Skull where are you? Poker Alice? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

It's spelled ewe..fyi

Thanks. Spelling not my best subject.

**** thread drifters!! :p

So, let's start some smack.

Where'd that Zboaz boaster go? Is he hiding? Or basking in his rating. (It is only a number) :p

And all those Austin Weird teams?

We know the girls are into prose and poems, so we're in need of more words. LADIES??

Oh, and the best team coming from the Houston area.................Jack Brooks! :D

(is that better? :cool:)

1 of the 3rd Coast teams

Erron Salazar (don't let the rating fool you)
Ryan???not 100% yet
Rudy Martinez (secret weapon)
Tye Weaver ( i heard he whooped Barry Shultz in Dubs one time)
Fabian Esquivel
Chris Craig bringin some C4 just in case
Johnathon
Alysha Reeves
Mike Smith Shut V's donky last year with an upset Tie..

Thats west guth, there are also two other teams...

i knew everyone would get scared and scramble to come up with better teams as soon as i posted our list... :p
Hope anyone that read it last night still got a little sleep.


07 Year of the UPSET

The only things I fear from Corpus are smog, pollution, crime, and those **** mosquitos.

Start posting your jelly orders. Round Rock will be bringing your toast. I already have Circle C's, Waterloo's and a some others from last year. Everybody loves jelly.

First off, it's great to hear from you. The Dragons desperately need someone capable of supporting their team on the board. That should be one of their qualities they look for before they vote someone off the island. ;)

Secondly, I totally agree: Round Rock is toast. :p

Good to hear from you James. There won't be any survivors that we play, we've already voted them off. Now scroll down to the RR thread and keep tabs on us, without the drama what good would it be. Prickly Pear is your flavor, right James.

So, let's start some smack.

Where'd that Zboaz boaster go? Is he hiding? Or basking in his rating. (It is only a number) :p

And all those Austin Weird teams?

We know the girls are into prose and poems, so we're in need of more words. LADIES??

Oh, and the best team coming from the Houston area.................Jack Brooks! :D

(is that better? :cool:)



Don't be mad because some of us can reach our goals. Whats your rating?

So, let's start some smack.

Where'd that Zboaz boaster go? Is he hiding? Or basking in his rating. (It is only a number) :p

And all those Austin Weird teams?

We know the girls are into prose and poems, so we're in need of more words. LADIES??

Oh, and the best team coming from the Houston area.................Jack Brooks! :D

(is that better? :cool:)



Don't be mad because some of us can reach our goals. Whats your rating?



Was your goal to reach 1000 Chris? Or was it to stay at or above 1000?

Chris,

You really make me laugh. Do you enjoy picking on folks who are infirmed? One thing I KNOW for sure, when I play golf, I do it for all the right reasons. I've met my goals. TO PLAY DISC GOLF.

I bet you kick cats, too.

Now, go find a better, more deserving target than me. There are plenty of them out there, heck, some of them have rating of 1000+ too.

What do you care? I set a goal and I hit it with 40+ rounds, unlike some people who are 1000 rated with less than 10 rounds.

You Houston guys suck. Which is why I will never live in that hell hole again. Not everybody can be as good as Matt Hall.

And Sue, you are the one starting shiat. I have not said a word on this thread for a while untill you took a pop shot at me.

You are just such a good target, and I don't recall having called you out in the last couple of days..........You were in very good company when I mentioned you yesterday.

Get over yourself. And in Houston, we'll all breathe easier knowing you won't be back. Thanks for the info.

What do you care? I set a goal and I hit it with 40+ rounds, unlike some people who are 1000 rated with less than 10 rounds.

You Houston guys suck. Which is why I will never live in that hell hole again. Not everybody can be as good as Matt Hall.

And Sue, you are the one starting shiat. I have not said a word on this thread for a while untill you took a pop shot at me.



I don't even know if I really even qualify as a Houston guy. Heck I have only played 2 events all year in H-town and haven't played a Houston course besides Mac since States.

I will give it to you though Chris at least you did reach 1000 with a lot of rounds.

Cat Kicker !!

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Cat Licker !!


LOL

You are just such a good target, and I don't recall having called you out in the last couple of days..........You were in very good company when I mentioned you yesterday.

Get over yourself. And in Houston, we'll all breathe easier knowing you won't be back. Thanks for the info.



Wow things are getting chippy in hear. It's about time!!!

Sue did you say, "We all breathe easier in Houston ..." The only way to breathe easier in Houston is to leave the pollution infested craphole that is H-Town. Houston is the only major city in the US without zoning laws ... que the strip club next to the million dollar mansion next to the trailers :o:o:o:o

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Cat Licker !!


LOL



You're dirty

whut? I have to be to hang out with you guys! I'm just trying to lighten the mood in here! It's kinda smoggy.

smoke = fuego

thread drift, drifted right into the smog outside my door.

Oh yeah thats right..Houston is smoggy

Yes, can't see the forest for the smog. :D

http://www.btctech.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/not.jpg :D

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Cat Licker !!


LOL


http://www.hauskat.net/hauskoja/wtf.jpg :D

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9728/34078188ft0.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/mmmmmonika/birthdayxcore/100_7797.jpg

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/albertlirette/ILoveCats.jpg

Ok...We have 32 Teams so far that say they are in...get those rosters to me ...only 3 or 4 spots left...please contact me very soon if you have a Team to add to the fun... [email protected]

Can we see a list of teams with players?

Not a chance...but I will say divisions are filling up :o

Can we see a list of how many teams in each division &amp; where they're from?

ok everyone...as of today we have

23 Established
3 Emerging
10 Merged

These are teams that have said they are coming...but I still need about half of the rosters to be turned in, so these numbers could change some...


At 36 teams(282 players) we are pretty much full...A team or two normally backs out, so a few more teams might be able to get in


Please get your rosters in ASAP

what is the difference between emerging and merged?

Merged teams can come from established area's or courses...they will compete in a seperate division from the true emerging teams

Mitch, thanks for all you do, there's always a man behind the sceenes making it happen.