Ok people.....my impression of Disc Pimp was a hit and people were wanting more....

So here we go...you guys tell me who you want impersonated and I'll do my best.

Let the fun begin!

Do JJ. Booooooooooooo
never mind, i just did it

*clap clap clap clap clap*

I NEVER clap.

Impersonate WEEDFISH.

what the hell was that?

do LBL

didn't you just do that?

Impersonate WEEDFISH.



Why would I do that when you can do a much better job (considering that Weedfish is you)

do LBL



Halo is awesome.

Oh pick me....pick me.........ooooooohhhhhh pick me......pick me.

Prob not funny unless you have seen Shrek (home page on shrek 1 DVD).

Fine. Impersonate Nick Kight.

and then it still might not be funny

Hi, I'm Mike Conners. I am a touring advanced golfer (kind of an oxymoron). I, above everyone else on this board, hate Steve Mills. I mean most people are just annoyed by the guy, but I really hate the guy. I bet him that I would beat him at his home course and then I didn't show up. I also paid MTL 10 dollars cuz he, and the rest of the state of NC, beat me at the 2004 Am Worlds. I am currently taking bets to play me one on one at the 2030 AM Worlds (which will be my last am worlds).

i would give that one a A- , much better than the LBL for which you get an F+

lets try sjur frizzak

Impersonate Nick Kight.




Hello All.

My name is Nicholas Kight. I reign from the New England area of the United States.

I love disc golf just about as much as I do posting in the rules and regulations threads. One time, when I wasn't posting about rule 803.942135323 (which I wrote), I played in a tournament. I threw a bad shot and a spectator (who was wanting to watch someone else play) showed me where my disc was. Obviously, I had to file a formal protest with the PDGA. It's just not fair to treat me, the King of Post Whoring, like that.

Funny......BUT:

I'll never relinquish my AM status!

I don't hate Steve Mills!

I showed up to DGLO just like I said I would...Steve whooped my azzzz and we laughed and drank beers together after our rounds...it was cool plus I got 600+ points out of it.

The rest is pretty much right on :D

lets try sjur frizzak



I'm sure, or shore (wait, theres a j in there??) and oh yeah...prrrrrrrrnnnnt

Pretty good, but the Nick post was way too short to be accurate...

Do Mark Atwood

Matt Hall (Scooter)

Do Mark Atwood



I'm Mark A (sandalman's boy) I USE to run the message board then I worte this cute little heartfelt letter the message board world telling people how I quit disc golf and quit posting - 6 months later, I'm pissin everyone off again b/c the State of Texas Rules!

Matt Hall (Scooter)



Yo what up ya'll - I'm writing from my 11th grade Social Studies Class. I really wanna go to college so b/c of that, can't turn pro. Although I have been winning advanced tournaments since I was like 6, I'm not ready for pro. Apperently, there are people with money that like want to give it me for college so I don;t want to mess it up by turning pro. Instead of, I don;t know, actually doing some research and trying to find out about it, I'll just post about it on here and let everyone argue about it.

hate to admit it, but these are pretty funny!!

lol!

Good one - i rate it 9 out of 10!

Terry_the_Pirate_Calhoun......should be pretty easy.

I'll give you head start:

[I'm a potty-mouth!] [I'm a potty-mouth!] [I'm a potty-mouth!]
PS. Terry has been nothing but nice to me.

which one?

do vinnie.

all of TTrim

whoa - don't wanna mess with Terry - I want this thread to live!

do vinnie.



um who

Thanks, MTL, I needed a good laugh. Now I can get back to work. I liked them all. :D

The Matt Hall impression was a 9.

Terry_the_Pirate_Calhoun......should be pretty easy.

I'll give you head start:

[I'm a potty-mouth!] [I'm a potty-mouth!] [I'm a potty-mouth!]
PS. Terry has been nothing but nice to me.





whoa - don't wanna mess with Terry - I want this thread to live!





:D:D:D

all of TTrim



TTrim. LeTT's capiTTilize every single TT we can see. NoTT only TThat, buTT leTT's posTT wiTTh like eighTT million log in names.

Matt Hall (Scooter)



Yo what up ya'll - I'm writing from my 11th grade Social Studies Class. I really wanna go to college so b/c of that, can't turn pro. Although I have been winning advanced tournaments since I was like 6, I'm not ready for pro. Apperently, there are people with money that like want to give it me for college so I don;t want to mess it up by turning pro. Instead of, I don;t know, actually doing some research and trying to find out about it, I'll just post about it on here and let everyone argue about it.



Not bad, but you should have closed with a poo-pooing of all courses, tournaments, and recreational golfers in the Houston area. :D

must not post enough.

This is the best I could do:

Hi, my name is Robert Leonard...most people call me MTL even though they don't know what it means.
Do you know who Justin Jernigan is? He's my best friend and we play golf together all the time, I predicted
his victory at the 2004 AM Worlds...I wear a Innova hat with my name and PDGA number on it, people know me.
I play golf in NC where the average player rating is 980.

all it took was one post from the lung, thread = dead

Well, spoof the lung. He has harassed you enough about ratings.....

:D:D:D

that was pretty good, don't be afraid to add to it

some hints:

ratings aren't accurate (pro rounds are rated higher)
ladies love me (and my fur)
i beat discpimp at the distance finals in des moines

http://users.aber.ac.uk/das3/images/Me/MessyMe.jpg
Wittyusername...

Would you rather practice origami on a space-hooker or bait badgers with a three-legged Star Trek costume?

*** You are ignoring this user ***

Ah, so nice not to be bothered by you anymore, 'wittyusername'. And unlike people like Nick who says he has me on Ignore but secretly reads every post of mine, I truly can't hear a word you say.

This is the best I could do:

Hi, my name is Robert Leonard...most people call me MTL even though they don't know what it means.
Do you know who Justin Jernigan is? He's my best friend and we play golf together all the time, I predicted
his victory at the 2004 AM Worlds...I wear a Innova hat with my name and PDGA number on it, people know me.
I play golf in NC where the average player rating is 980.

I give your effort a D-. I'd have given it a B, but there's only one grammatical error and you didn't misspell anything. :D:D:D

Yeah, I had trouble finding a good conclusion...I should have written a couple rough drafts first. :cool:

HAHAHAH MIKE!!!

that was pretty good!!

except I don;t wear there hat anymore and every word was spelled correctly

Well, spoof the lung.



I'm Jeff LaGrassa and ratings rule!! If you ever post anything remotely close to anything ever said at any point on this discussion board, I'll be the first one to point out where it was said. DId you know I was te co-scoring director at Pro Worlds, but incase if you forgot, I was happy to post it in my signature.

Did you know that ratings are awesome. I love how accurate they are. Chuck Kennedy is a genius!

Perhaps not funny, but accurate... :D

OK MTL, I have been asking for awhile on another thread. Its time for the ROAST. Lets hear what you have to say about me.

He'd have to use a different log in. jk :eek:

HellO, MY NamE IS MikE CrumP, BetteR KnowN AS GrunioN. I, AT OnE PoinT, OwneD ThE 37 MosT HateD LoginS ON ThiS BoarD. IF YoU EveR ReaD A PosT ThaT EitheR

A. [I'm a potty-mouth!] YoU OfF
B.MadE NO SinCE

AnD
C. CamE FroM A LogiN YoU Didn'T RecognizE, PleasE AlloW ME TO InforM YoU ThaT IT WaS ME PostinG IT.

Here'S A LisT OF ThingS PeoplE Don'T UnderstanD AbouT ME:

1. WhaT IS A GrunioN?
2. WhY DO I CapatilizE ThE FirsT AnD LasT LetteR OF GrunioN?
3. WhY DoeS EveryonE HatE ME?

WelL, I Don'T CarE AbouT NumbeR ThreE BecausE MY BoyS AT UniteD DisC GolF (SorrY TerrY For BreakinG OnE OF ThE 800 RuleS ON ThE BoarD) ArE BehinD ME! OuR NeW RatingS SysteM WilL NoT SucK!

I AlsO LovE SpendinG MoneY - BuT RefusE TO GeT A PDGA MembershiP (BeacuasE TheN ThE EntirE DisC GolF WorlD WoulD BE AblE TO SeE MY RatinG).

Matt Hall (Scooter)



Yo what up ya'll - I'm writing from my 11th grade Social Studies Class. I really wanna go to college so b/c of that, can't turn pro. Although I have been winning advanced tournaments since I was like 6, I'm not ready for pro. Apperently, there are people with money that like want to give it me for college so I don;t want to mess it up by turning pro. Instead of, I don;t know, actually doing some research and trying to find out about it, I'll just post about it on here and let everyone argue about it.



Not bad.

For jeff; the courses in Houston bite and need to be lengthened so that we actually have to throw drivers(accurately). Also the reason why we don't have any top pros is because of the quality of our courses and the shots you need to shoot well on them. :D:D

Nice, MTL. You took it easy on me. :D

HAHAHAH MIKE!!!

that was pretty good!!

except I don;t wear there hat anymore and every word was spelled correctly



:D I do what I can :D

This is the best thread I've seen in a long time :D

rotflmao
you'l funie ;)

do a rick rothstein

this thread was only intended to
A. Poke fun at people who post a lot
B (and most importantly) poke fun at people I know

You think this stuff is funny....you should my real life impressions of disc golfers throws and putts. I have hurt many people's stomachs. If you ever run into me somewhere, please ask me to do some - I LOVE making ppl laugh!

esalazar

seewhere

martin tasker

do it

esalazar

seewhere

martin tasker

do it



easy with the demands buddy!

unfortantly, I don't know enough about these guys to do anything remotely funny.

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again - but I will resist until I am asked.

Think people who post a lot and threads that everyone reads!

dam, i didnt know your humor had limits!! :D

esalaxar - 4578 posts

tasker - 2948

seewhere - 5893

<font color="red">[I changed your thread title because I don't find any of this particularly amusing and I'd rather that no one continue to post on this thread but I don't have the cahones just yet to totally delete the thread. Maybe tomorrow.] </font>

This is a nice thread. <font color="red"> [I also changed every word of this post because I thought it was inflamatory. If I have the time I will give MTL a warning before I ban him. Terry.]</font>

^^^^^^ My Terry impression. :eek:

Oh yeah. I'm banned. :D

Hey I don't intend to steal your thunder, but since I've known Nick forever, I'd like to give you my impression of the rules zealot himself.

Here goes:

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Impersonate Nick Kight.




Hello All.



MTL, you must have me confused with someone else as I typically address everyone collectively with a "Greetings" salutation. If I did use the alleged "Hello all salutation I certainly wouldn't capitalize the word"all" as it is the second word of the sentence and doesn't represent a proper name therefore its capitalization is not only not needed but improper grammar. I taught english for several years in Japan and have a college degree therefore I'm an expert in proper word usage and diction.As you can probably tell already, I like to nitpick others' perceptions and give long drawn out explanations why I'm smarter and more informed than them. The use of formal language and rarely understood words is conducive to this intellectual impression and further proof as to why my opinions are superior to any poster who uses more casual, familiar "commoner" words.



My name is Nicholas Kight. I reign from the New England area of the United States.



Once again MTL you are ignorant and illinformed of which you speak. I have always made it known I'm the prime mover and shaker of the MADC region which stands for the Mid-Atlantic Disc Club. If you don't realize that New England is an entirely different area than the Mid-Atlantic region than you need to go back and complete fourth-grade geography. Wait, you're from North Carolina they don't offer geography to you poor country folk south of the Mason-Dixon line do they? By the way the Mason Dixon line is an imaginary line that separates my home state of Pennsylvannia and the state of Maryland.



I love disc golf just about as much as I do posting in the rules and regulations threads



Oh, so now you're belittling the high priority I place on the proper interpretation(read:MY INTERPRETATION) and enforcement of aforementioned rules. Don't you realize I came up with the acronymn (do people in NC know what an acronymn is?): KFC this is so clever it stands for k now, f ollow, c all. I'm so proud of this I used this for my signature on my posts for several months. I did this so everyone would understand how knowledgeable and dedicated I am when it comes to rules debates.



. One time, when I wasn't posting about rule 803.942135323 (which I wrote), I played in a tournament. I threw a bad shot and a spectator (who was wanting to watch someone else play) showed me where my disc was. Obviously, I had to file a formal protest with the PDGA. It's just not fair to treat me, the King of Post Whoring, like that.



How clever and entertaining of you MTL, to contrive an unfounded anecdote about me. I actually laughed at that one myself. :D :D :D :D :D. Notice I put a bunch of smilie faces after that last comment, this fools people into thinking I really laughed, when actually it really ticked me off.

You see how I quoted MTL and then broke it apart and refuted every possible thing I could find to make him look stupid and to make me look more intelligent and credible. This is my favorite tactic. Wow! can you believe I went a whole post without even highjacking the thread into our need for a true amateur class. Oops! I guess I just did mention it. Oh well GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Classic /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

LOL, wow Maerz, that one is on the same level as MTL's DiscPimp one...the way you nit-picked and quoted each and every sentence the way Nick does, I almost thought it was him talking!!

I almost thought it was him talking!!



Actually Aaron, it was my post (I was typing not talking as you incorrectly stated). You see since I'm such an IT (stands for information technology for those of you who are stupid) expert. I'm also a webmaster and network administrator (a sophisticated title which means computer geek) which gives me access to all kinds of privy, private information. So it was simple for me to just hack into Steve's profile using his password and post myself while impersonating him. Wasn't that clever? Well, this is all too much for you to understand since I read in your profile you're from Iowa so you can't be too smart and besides the courses in Iowa suck compared to courses like Brandywine, Tyler and Nockamixon here in the MADC.

Oh yeah, Bush sux and all republicans are evil.

You insipid little twit, that was without a doubt the most lame impresssion of me there has ever been, unless you count that time Pat tried to tells girls in a club he was me to help him get some action. You don't know enough big words to do me justice, but good job on the jumping up and down and screaming "look at me, look at me."

You said nothing about how much I hate Nez, what a great singer I am, how wrong Nick Kight is or the fact that I beat Vinnie Miller. I'm very disappointed in you.



(Actually, I know its just MTL being MTL. I just wanted to remind him what one of my real posts looked like.)

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again - but I will resist until I am asked.




Umm...does anyone else wonder about MTL (a guy that has been photographed in women's underwear) wanting to do a guy...again?

Not that there's anything wrong with that. At least he has the common courtesy to resist until he's asked.
:D

how about Hysell

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again - but I will resist until I am asked.



Do another impression of me. I thought the first one was hillarious :D

You guys are just gonna have to wait a few hours!

Gotta get to work - first thing I do when I get home around 6 will be to my impression of Hysel and Disc Pimp (version 2)

where is the first discpimp impression?

where is the first discpimp impression?



Its gone because the thread it was on got deleted :mad:

You gotta re-do LL, that was weak.

I can't resist.....or wait for that matter



Actually Aaron, it was my post
<font color="orange"> Actually, it was mine. Don't you REALIZE that everything positive done in the DG world I did? LOL - that reminds me of a story. I was sitting around in California chillin with Steady Ed and he wanted to make some kind of Marbles game or something and I said why don't we throw these frisbee things into one of those baskets I just made. Being the nice guy that I am, I was like FINE Steady Ed, you take all the credit! All I have to say is THANK GOD FOR STEVE MILLS! </font>

(I was typing not talking as you incorrectly stated).
<font color="orange"> I love typing. My favoritething to do is type within quote boxes. I love the color orange. Whoa, just realzied something. If DISCRAFT!!!!! (sorry got carried away there) made Tsunamis orange, it would be the greatest disc ever. Why can't Innova ever make anything Stable? I just don't understand how these guys live off the Firebird. I threw it once, and it flipped. I guess that b/c I got the snap to pay the bills (it still went 600 though) </font>

since
<font color="orange"> (a word from the wise [well, the wiesEST actually] stay away from the word) </font>

since

<font color="orange"> THAT WORD IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! </font>

I read in your profile you're from Iowa

<font color="orange"> I went to Iowa. THOSE COURSES ROCKED!! Except the ones I sucked on. I really wish I had gone to the Des Moines Open and gotten my revenge at Walnut Ridge. Although JJ beat me with his final 9 score included (yes, he still beat me) Walnut Ridge cost me a world title. There was no doube I would return to Walnut Ride and take on the challenge....oh...the Challenger is awesome. If every player knew the awesomeness of it (well, and of me too) every player would be good! I think everyone's rating would jump 10 points - then hopefully mine would be 970 like I supposted to me. I think I proved this at the memorial. I shot a 36. Every hole was 600 feet, yet I still birdied them. Although some pro won the open, I am better than him. Look at Am Nationals, I know how to play that course and every hole is just a challenger</font>




Ok guys, please don't freak out. I'm typing below the Quote box.

<font color="orange"> If that was me it wasnt nearly as good as the first one. Still cracked a smile but the first one almost made me fall off my chair at work :D</font>


<font color="orange"> Oh by the way I have nothing to quote I just wanted to type the color orange inside the quote box so I could tell you I am now throwing 700ft :D</font>



OMG put me back in the quote box

Impression of MTL after a round....

Me: How was your round?

MTL: On hole 1 I threw a nice shot, but couldn't hit the putt. I really suck at putting. Hole 2 I birdied, but on hole three I messed up and took a 4............blah blah blah......then hole 15 which reminds me of another hole I played in another state or city................blah blah blah........and after 18 I was at -1. If I could putt I would be -6. WHAT A SH!TTY ROUND!! Probably one of the worse ones I played....


few minutes later as different people walk by and ask MTL how his Round went...

Others: How was your round, Tizzle?

MTL: Well on hole 1.................blah blah blah


........More.......

MTL: God Raleigh Sucks. Greenville golf is wonderful.

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to do



IMIttAttE RED

Maerz- ROTFL. You've got Nick down cold!

Nice impression of me MTL. I still think you could do better. LOL. :D

Go look at my drive in throwing techniques and give it another shot. :D

do all the frizzaks(that you know)

Nice!

Nick,
Don't dissapoint me. Can you mimic my rambling non-sensible posting? I've thrown down the gauntlet, you just goin' take it?

dont do TT cause rusty game has already been imitating.

And I would have been able to play twister with it, too, if it wasn't for you paranoid names!

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again - but I will resist until I am asked.

fLuke.

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again - but I will resist until I am asked.

fLuke.



I can do that one:

( | )

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again - but I will resist until I am asked.

f<font color="red">.</font>Luke.



I can do that one:

( | )



that was terrible.

try this. (http://www.darling.se/nr36/mooning/butt.jpg)

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again



I wouldn't say that too loud! :D


How about the BIG DR......aka Kid_Roc?

do all the frizzaks(that you know)



Did sjur earlier in the thread

Do Schweb.

I say we do MTL! :o:eek: ;) :D:D:D

Here's MTL's

Hay fokes I hav a fisikly larje hed adn i;m form NC. i am haveing a tuff tiem cashin in this state witch has the greatast proes ever and u must shoote 1040+ golf just tyo not get DFL. Man I wish I hasd a man I wish i was stil amature. :D:D

Ok not what he would say but I spelled corectly :D

My

Name

Is

Schweb.

I

am

a

post

*****

Bingo.

Just checking to see if you were paying attention.

Was that one of the two?

ok, this one may be tougher, white boy.

BS Johnson.

Yo, this is MTL the smack tolking advansed playa from the gratest disc golf state in the wurld North Carolina. All the disc gulfers in our state can whoop all the players from your state.

I couldn't have a real username sense that wood be so lame so I've chosen to call myself MTL because it sounds so much cooler than Robert. Besides Larry has all the real golfing talent and I don't wunt everyone to reelise we have the same last name.

Speaking of names I profer to use inishals like LL and JJ rather than spell out there ful names. That way you got too reed all my posts bafore yu can no who I'm reely tolking abot.

I thro reely, reely far. I wunce out drove Kenny (I jus use his first name cuz me and the wurld champ is reel tite) on this 653 fut hole. I wuz pin high with my aviar, but missed that eazy 50 footer. Kenny got luckie and draned his 30 footer but he wazn't pin hi like me he waz 30 short but I had the beddar drive sense I was pin hi and I threw my pudder and KC had to throw his Orc.

since EVERYONE keeps asking....here is the story behind MTL......

The TT boys were heading to Am worlds in 03. Everyone always made fun of me for having a "larger than normal cranium." On the way, the saw a sign that said "Mt. Leonard" and they just thought it was really funny. So the joke is that my head is actually Mt. Leonard, not the actual mountain.

So MTL stands for Mount Leonard.

ok, this one may be tougher, white boy.

BS Johnson.



Yo, dis is _RED_. I'm gonna drizop dis flow.

*Insert Rhyme here (since I'm not even gonna try to)*

Hi!!! My name is Robert Leonard but most people know me as MTL. You might know me from movies such as�.�Blunders of Discgolf�.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/bigguyphoto/mtl.jpg

or �Catch me in my inebriated state�,�..In pink panties and on the street.

I am everyones friend as these people can attest. Oh yeah, I am the guy scwatting on the front row all the way to the rite.
http://www.discgolfmag.com/vti/album/album-Images/6.jpg

Cmon, just look at me. I am butifull.

I have a giant mirror that I look into every day and confide in myself that I am the smartest, prettyest, and most of all self inflAtood ego that ever walked in the circle of DG. I love to post it all over the board that I am the center of all. Oh wait this thread is not about me�.well it should!!!

Everyone wants to talk to me. You should want to as well as you can catch me on AOL with the user name golfpro827. What are you waiting for? I am your idol. Just look at my avatar. I am such a kool dood. I can play better than anyone. I am the best player! If I miss then it�s the equipments fault.

�I was putting and I hit one one pure....I mean this thing was dead center.

Then it decided to cut through. I mean this thing almost hit the pole. I just don't understand why they don't put an inner set of chains on these stupid mini baskets�



That�s ok though cause I know my courses and even these guys requested help involving course designs.

http://home.carolina.rr.com/rodneyg/houcks.jpg
I agreed cause I know they are right. It was said that my cranium was so huj that the vast amount of space had to retain a lot of knowledge about all the courses I have played, which is true�.I mean..well, I have a photographic memory and just for some reason can remember stuff...

I was talking with Barry at the wedding and he was saying he hasnt been to the crosstown in 3 years...I quickly reminded him he came 2 years ago....he didnt remember....so I told him what he shot

Now if only I could retain the information regaurding muscle memory I could learn how to put. :o:o

I just dont have it. :| That was the best I could do.

there is still one person I really really REALLY want to and another guy I wouldn't mind doing again - but I will resist until I am asked.

f<font color="red">.</font>Luke.



I can do that one:

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that was terrible.

try this. (http://www.darling.se/nr36/mooning/butt.jpg)

Nah ...

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck05.gif

Try impersonating me.....

Schweb.



you must have a qoute somewhere!! :Dand ju must give props to the TTizle!!

someone should do Vinnie!! :D

Shut your Donkey!
;)

Shut your Donkey!
;)



it would be more like "suht yore dunkie" :D

<<<< shakes head

:D:D:D

MTL,
Do you think you could ever do a good Hawkgammon impression. I know his hairy man chest (http://members.aol.com/aussiewoof/roperbea.jpg) can be intimidating if not down right scary. But, I think if you look closely you will find out something new. (http://www.starcostumes.com/item.asp?item=F23321) I know it may be intimidating to "ape" (http://photos.soboring.org/images/zoo/black%20ape%20looking%20dead.jpg) or "parrot" (http://www.purplemoon.com/Stickers/pirate-girl-parrot.jpg) or imitate someone who thinks he is a hawk (http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/santa_barbara_california/images/red-tailed%20hawk%20hovering.jpg), but I think if you look deep down he might be a cuddly teddy bear. (http://lib.store.yahoo.com/lib/vtbear/large.bear.jpg) Will you imitate Hawkgammon for our pleasure?

Ajones (http://www.jhfsc.org/photogallery/Costumes/Pink%20and%20Black%20Tutu.jpg)

Ps. Do you think that tutu makes my butt look big?

Hello to all my followers,

My name is Hawkgammon, and I am the worst disc golfer alive. I play in 3 tournaments a year and get my butt kicked like a red headed step child (http://www.koszela.com/Jack's%20Website/scannedimages/fairbro.jpg).
I am also one of the funniest people alive, and if you don't believe, just ask this super hot chick (http://www.msprotege.com/members/MP5Raycer/hot.jpg) I once had "relations with".

Here's a message to all the people who hate me (http://www.blitzt.com/files/Your_a_***.jpg).

since EVERYONE keeps asking....here is the story behind MTL......

The TT boys were heading to Am worlds in 03. Everyone always made fun of me for having a "larger than normal cranium." On the way, the saw a sign that said "Mt. Leonard" and they just thought it was really funny. So the joke is that my head is actually Mt. Leonard, not the actual mountain.

So MTL stands for Mount Leonard.


I was watching a movie lately where someone was talking about MTL and referred to it as Mental Trauma Leave...It is good to know your name doesn't stand for the same.

Man...that was not very good. I have to admit the red haired guy was good, but you forgot to rib the question asker. You also forgot to quote me. I think you need to go back and reread the Ask Hawk thread. I did like some of the previous ones though...

sorry to disapoint....there is STILL somsone I really wanna do that has not been mentioned

SCREW IT!!! I'm doing it anyway.....let the research begin!

Should be up by 5

Do Bixby!!!

2putt

Hey everybody - I am Chuck Kennedy. I am the creator of the ratings system, by far the most revolutionary thing in the history of disc golf. When people rank inventions / innovations in disc golf, I think the list would look something like this.

1. Ratings
2. Invention of the sport

My favorite thing about my awesome system is how accurate they are. I mean, check out this example. Cedar Hills (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/course_ratings_by_course.php?RatingCourseID=102) in Raleigh NC is a perfect example of how accurate and consistent ratings are. I'm sure the reason the course played 4 strokes easier the time ams played it was because some trees had fallen the night before, the lake on hole 7 was dried up and it was sunny. When the pros played it a few weeks later, it played 4 strokes harder. Someone came to the course the night before the tournament and planted 800 trees, plus there was an 80 mile per hour wind that day.

I can also EASILY say what you should be shooting every single round of your life. I can predict where you will finish at every single tournament.

Do Bixby!!!



who?

sorry to disapoint....there is STILL somsone I really wanna do that has not been mentioned




Kid_Roc

I give the CK impression a 10.

2putt



I'm Kris Allen. My rating is 920 but I think I'm more around the 960 area.
Like Steve Mills, I also like to randomly CAPITILIZE things. I live in Alabama. Did you know that I cash in like EVERY local event, yet I just can't preform in PDGA events. Just because I can't cash in Advanced doesn't mean I'm not good.

There are really three types of people in disc GOLF.

1. Top Pros.
2. Baggers
3. Reggabs

I am a reggab (the total opposite of a bagger). I'm one these people who screw up all the time and can't preform the shots, yet I talk all the game in the world on here.

Are you a begginner? If you are, I can help you. Although I've only been playing like a month, I know it all. You should never throw anything I don't. My bag is the best. I think I'm gonna win a world title this year in pro although I can't cash in advanced

lol!!

I was talking about twoputt, sorry...you might not see enough of his posts to pull it off.

Let me first say that before I do Danny that he is one of my good friends and he hooked me and Eddie OG up like CRAZY when went to world doubles....


I'm Danny Reaves,

There was this psuedo cool rock / rap / country / classic rocr singer named Kid Rock and theres a disc called a Roc and it's spelled different but sounds the same - so I think I'm cool and made my name like that!

Although I live at home and work for my dad's company, I have no money. Please help me out. Check out the list of discs I'm selling!!


*Insert list of every rare disc ever*

Poker Rules!!! I play poker like every minute of my life. This one time I had Pocket Aces and this dueche had 2 7 off suit and beat me. I got drunk with him afterwards and took all it back cuz I'm like the Ken Climo of Poker.

Have you ever seen a 260 lb 6 ft 4 guy throw a disc with twinkle toes? Well if you haven't, just download (http://www.discgolfreview.com/resources/analysis/dannyreeves.shtml) the video off this link!

Dont do me.

BOO!!

Do FlyinHigh and MDR 3000 :D

Then do OG :eek:

Twinkle toes...LOL!!!!!

Do FlyinHigh and MDR 3000 :D



Haven't read enough of either - just know that MDR has this weird infatuation with that dude from the Kirate Kid.....which is really wierd.


Then do OG :eek:



He doesn't want me to, I won't. My humor is not for everyone.

funny, i just changed my avatar.

Bow to your Sinsay!!!

How the he11 do you spell sincay anyway?

Cobra Kai!

sorry to disapoint, but its tournament time!! Hickory Classic!! No more internet till Sunday night

Keep up with how bad I'm doing!!

Cobra Kai is nothing compared to Rex KwonDoe :o

Twinkle toes...LOL!!!!!



Here is a pic of him twinkling his toes.
http://img2.glowfoto.com/images/2005/09/02-1419032453T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=02-141903L&y=2005&m=09&t=jpg&rand=2453&srv=img2)

Is that Danny?? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow Kid, I did not know you had that kind of vertical :cool:

white boys CAN jump. :o

http://img2.glowfoto.com/images/2005/09/02-1419032453T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=02-141903L&amp;y=2005&amp;m=09&amp;t=jpg&amp;rand=2453&amp;srv=img2)



Hey Danny,

I'm Blake T and let me help you with your throw.

First off, ifyou just move your hand .06 inches, you will increase your distance. I also think that you just rotated your collar bone just a tad more torwards your throw, this could make it go straighter.
One more tip (just make sure you pick the right one)

IF you have had the chicken pox, then you might want to turn your hips a little more.

If you have not had the chicken pox, then you might want to open your stance on your putt

If you have had the chicken pox, but didn't bathe in oatmeal, then your entire disc golf career is ruined.

Now one last thing, let's talk about this vertical. Now, not many people in this sport have been successfull with releasing a disc airborn. I would suggest lowering you're entire body slightly so that you are infact in conctact with the ground upon your release.

<<<< feeling thin, needs to eat.




sorry to disapoint....there is STILL somsone I really wanna do that has not been mentioned



It's not me is it?

Is it someone who has been requesting you to do others?

http://img2.glowfoto.com/images/2005/09/02-1419032453T.jpg (http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.php?img=02-141903L&y=2005&m=09&t=jpg&rand=2453&srv=img2)



Hey Danny,

I'm Blake T and let me help you with your throw.

First off, ifyou just move your hand .06 inches, you will increase your distance. I also think that you just rotated your collar bone just a tad more torwards your throw, this could make it go straighter.
One more tip (just make sure you pick the right one)

IF you have had the chicken pox, then you might want to turn your hips a little more.

If you have not had the chicken pox, then you might want to open your stance on your putt

If you have had the chicken pox, but didn't bathe in oatmeal, then your entire disc golf career is ruined.

Now one last thing, let's talk about this vertical. Now, not many people in this sport have been successfull with releasing a disc airborn. I would suggest lowering you're entire body slightly so that you are infact in conctact with the ground upon your release.




^^^ Now that was funny!

lol, naw it was Chuck Kennedy. I could resist, so I went on.

I think this past one of Blake T ranks right up there with the original disc pimp one. I was laughing sitting here typing it!

Lol that is some really good stuff!!

The OG one of my was by far the best and the Blake T impression comes in a close second.

You know if I was laughing my arse off reading the one about myself that it was freakin hillarious. I wish I had a copy of it :D

I think you should do Matt Hall :D

Its time for me to go to the Dueces Wild tour and see lots of smokin hot chicks in cowboy hats and sluty clothes dance around while listening to the music of Brooks and Dunn Big N Rich and Cowboy Troy:D:D:D
SO
DiscPimp OUT!!!

Good Blake T impression- whatever happened to him? Did he finally decide to work on his own game and get his rating over 900?

luke ur not one to talk about well rated rounds

2putt



I'm Kris Allen. My rating is 920 but I think I'm more around the 960 area.
Like Steve Mills, I also like to randomly CAPITILIZE things. I live in Alabama. Did you know that I cash in like EVERY local event, yet I just can't preform in PDGA events. Just because I can't cash in Advanced doesn't mean I'm not good.

There are really three types of people in disc GOLF.

1. Top Pros.
2. Baggers
3. Reggabs

I am a reggab (the total opposite of a bagger). I'm one these people who screw up all the time and can't preform the shots, yet I talk all the game in the world on here.

Are you a begginner? If you are, I can help you. Although I've only been playing like a month, I know it all. You should never throw anything I don't. My bag is the best. I think I'm gonna win a world title this year in pro although I can't cash in advanced



Freakin hilarious!

I almost fell out of my chair.

What would complete the story was if I would have actually hit you with my electric car while you were carrying your prizes after World Dubs. Not that I would have liked to see you get hurt, just the fact that getting hit by an electric car would be funny.

Really good impersonation, I loved it.

Oh yeah, I forgot to add.....

Come to Alabama and I will kick your arse. :D

Your impression of Slowgolfer (yeah, he's on here, just doesn't post much) is eerie. But I don't think it would translate well into words.

I'm curious as to just how bad it would be if you did me.

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

how about Hysell



just scrolled this thread to re-live my amazing wit and saw that I never did Hysell - so here it is.....


I'm Chris Hysell, the funniest and oldest guy on earth. I live in Virginia. Disc golf there rul.....wait I can't finish this post - I just retired.

Wait I'm back.

es. HAve you ever seen me? Man I have this huge pump.....yeah, I'm gonna retire again.

Wohoo! I'm back.

kin head. Discraft is awesome!! Oh you don't agree with me? Well, just keep argu......crap - time to retire again.

AAAAANd I'm back.

eing with me - it helps raise my post count although it's not shown anymore.

It's about time. What's the hold-up? BTW, I just retired until the Sneaky Pete.

Not bad, MTL.


I'll give ya a 7 on the Hysell schtick.

since your takin' requests...

the one I been waitin' for is...


















Team BOFA.

I think you should do some more Pimp ones. Not to rag on him, youve made a couple about him already, but there is a lot of material out there still to cover. I think its genius how you made up the part where he actually won Kenny's 11 titles.

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Nina fo fi tre...or however he spelled pdga # 9453....AKA...Kevin McCoy!

Yeah he wont be on the message board for a while to defend himself.

That would be a good one...I believe Kev is in Hays KS right now.

you culd always try imitatting on of reese's posts. theyare alwys so fn and easy to red.

you culd always try imitatting on of reese's posts. theyare alwys so fn and easy to red.



Hey I'm Rease....I mean Riece...wait is it Reece....no it's Reese.....ok got it....

Even thouh disk golf is played throuhg the wuds, I want to change everyting about disc golf. You dont agree wit me? Weell I hate you.

My corses are awesom. Four a lowley fee of 30 dolars a round, you can play som of the best gof you will ever see!!

Take hole 1 at insert fly 18 curse here (cuz, well, every hole is the same). You tak out your ditsance disc of choise, and throw the piz outta it. You mark it, and do it agin. Then you putt. How fun is that!!!

So you sai ther is no vareitiy, well we got it too! Some peple would throw a roller on that drive.

Tther is no sucj thing as a bad shot in Fly 18 - miss yor line by 30 fet (aka a dollar a foot), whoc ares - cuz your aint gonna hit not nothing!


I love muney. I love makin money. Oh and I am all 4 suport of and grouth of the game but I hate each one of you and hope you all die.

you culd always try imitatting on of reese's posts. theyare alwys so fn and easy to red.



Hey I'm Rease....I mean Riece...wait is it Reece....no it's Reese.....ok got it....
Even thouh disk golf is played throuhg the wuds, I want to change everyting about disc golf. You dont agree wit me? Weell I hate you.

My corses are awesom. Four a lowley fee of 30 dolars a round, you can play som of the best gof you will ever see!!

Take hole 1 at insert fly 18 curse here (cuz, well, every hole is the same). You tak out your ditsance disc of choise, and throw the piz outta it. You mark it, and do it agin. Then you putt. How fun is that!!!

So you sai ther is no vareitiy, well we got it too! Some peple would throw a roller on that drive.

Tther is no sucj thing as a bad shot in Fly 18 - miss yor line by 30 fet (aka a dollar a foot), whoc ares - cuz your aint gonna hit not nothing!


I love muney. I love makin money. Oh and I am all 4 suport of and grouth of the game but I hate each one of you and hope you all die.



Now that is some funny chit. True too. :D:D

how about Hysell



just scrolled this thread to re-live my amazing wit and saw that I never did Hysell - so here it is.....


I'm Chris Hysell, the funniest and oldest guy on earth. I live in Virginia. Disc golf there rul.....wait I can't finish this post - I just retired.

Wait I'm back.

es. HAve you ever seen me? Man I have this huge pump.....yeah, I'm gonna retire again.

Wohoo! I'm back.

kin head. Discraft is awesome!! Oh you don't agree with me? Well, just keep argu......crap - time to retire again.

AAAAANd I'm back.

eing with me - it helps raise my post count although it's not shown anymore.



You forgot....

I'm gonna ace tomorrow. I only have 2 aces this week so far. It's been kinda slow...

I need requests!

Girlie? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Ooh, ooh, here's one for ya...

MulletHead

Kirk Yoo.
Carlton Howard
Chris Lee
Jay land

HardGrubb
Rusty Hook
It doesn't matter
Mittenz

I need requests!


Come on now, do me!

Rusty Hook

: ) :

Rob u need a girl BAD!!!!!!!

I am the almighty Rhett Stroh. I am one of the God's of message board. Don't believe me? Just read one of my 11,000,000,000 posts.

Have you ever played in Southern California? That's where I live. If you come, you should come play my tournament an the course I run. The website is located right below in my signature - well it used to be. Now, instead, I boast about how my rating is higher than my 16 year old daughter b/c all manly men do that - brag about how they beat they daughters in sports.

The tournament I run, the EIEIO (named after the hit song Old McDonald) not only has me as the hosts, but is the record books for one of the worst tournament names on tour.

Let's get down to business. When it comes to the 2 meter rule, I like to quote the only other person in the word named Rhett - "I don't give a ****." Good shots don't hit trees and they certainly don't get stuck in them!! I should know, my 900 player rating gives me many chances to see bad shots get stuck in trees.

I couldn't really care less about my rating though, b/c I'm a world champion mini golfer (of course, I beat Meghan at that too). Just incase it doesn't work out with my wife, I think that will be the first thing I tell a single gal - "wouldn't like the chance to date a world champion mini disc golfer who brags about beating his daughter?"

I am member of a few clubs and orginazations with disc golf that I would like to publically admit too.

1. PDGA Lovers - A group formed by Nick Kight that is a group of people who love the PDGA more than anything. Other members include Theo Pozzy, Terry Calhoon and Chuck Kennedy.

2. Men who play masters (not the pro one) - A group formed by residents of the State of South Carolina - members are all golfers who are old and still suck.

3. PDGWAAB - Stands for Professional Disc Golfers Who Are Actually Bears - A group of men who play disc golf and also live in fear constantly of hunters with bad eyesight.

Ooops, you mispelled just (it's supposed to be juts).
Juts kidding :D

Ooops, you mispelled just (it's supposed to be juts).
Juts kidding :D


That's a great catch! How did MTL miss that one??? :)

I need requests!


Try me or Weedfish, Spikehyzer, Spoonie, etc. :D

I'm Dirty Dave - I talk lots of smack.

I'm WeedFish - I talk lots of smack.

I'm SpikeHyzer - I talk lots of smack.

Classic. Less than 10 words. I don't even know 10 words :D

I'm Spoonie - I talk lots of smack.

man, it sure is amazing that the last 3 impersonations we're all the same.....just a coincedence I'm sure.

Definitely a coincidence /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

No more impressions? Since you might be coming up North for a tounrey soon why don't you do Steve Maerz?

really haven't seen enough of his posts to do anything funny....

I need requests - want me to do someone again??

THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE!!!

Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, Chris Heeren. Also Discindeadhead.

Yeah, do dicsndeadhead

Abraham Lincoln




Hey, who's that behind me?

Bill Clinton



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

CLASSIC I didn't have too much faith in you either. :D

Discindeadhead.



Hey everybody, I'm The Hamburg....I mean Chris Boro.

No matter what you think, Gateway is the best. I mean, its helped my game tremendously - now I'm a constant threat in JV - I mean advanced.

I'm from Nebraska. I'm a student there. Speaking of which, did you know how awesome Gateway is?

CLASSIC I didn't have too much faith in you either. :D



Yeah the Abe Lincoln one is a rather good impression.

Since we are running out of disc golfers, and Matt actually did something productive on here by giving me an idea - I will expand my impressions to celebrities and politicians!

The original message board pimp, McCoy.

I want to to have McCoy's KablaM rhyme to PIMP rewritten. :D

CLASSIC I didn't have too much faith in you either. :D



Yeah the Abe Lincoln one is a rather good impression.

Since we are running out of disc golfers, and Matt actually did something productive on here by giving me an idea - I will expand my impressions to celebrities and politicians!



Every once and a while I do something that can be of some use.

I want to to have McCoy's KablaM rhyme to PIMP rewritten. :D



LMAO! :D

The original message board pimp, McCoy.



What up yo - dis is K Mac - one of da highest rated fools up in dis piece.

I would like to take this chance to clear some things up real quick by answering some questions people have wanted to know about me and by giving my thoughts on a few topics.

1. Actions figures of me are awesome.
2. Nina Fi Fo Tre means Girl Fi Fo Three
3. There was a thread about who the hottest dg chick was - I'd say Courtney Peavey.
4. I was in elementary school and saw the cafteria lady put her hair up in ball in the back of her head and I was motivated and inspired - thats where the hair came from.
5. Yes, I seriously do hate Steve Mills, Cam and Ron.
6. Sponsership is overrated. I hate Discraft.
7. (A day later) Thanks to Innova for picking me up! Sponsership is AWESOME!!
8. I'm not related per say to a pimp, its a blood thing.

LOL. That was good. I'll admit to laughing at the "a day later" comment.



let's not forget........

Go Cubbies!!
I'm gonna take that TX money back to Okie land. (Which he does.) :D

Just thought that my 4,000 post should go on the BEST THREAD EVER

What ratings updates? :D:D

Wow MTL u really r a post *****!!!!!

People I'd like to thank for my post whoring:

1. East Carolina University - they gave me some awesome internet connection and easy classes for three years - lead to lots of posts.
2. The terrible drainage ability of Zebulon disc golf course - there was a big discussion 3 and a half years ago about what to do at the am crosstown b/c of all the water and it led to my first post on here...
3. GrunioN - for being a [I'm a potty-mouth!] and giving me something to argue about
4. My 3 hour a day job - leaves quite a bit of time for posting
5. My uncoolness - no friends means I have nothing else better to do

So in a way you are thanking the people you don't know? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

People I'd like to thank for my post whoring:

1. East Carolina University - they gave me some awesome internet connection and easy classes for three years - lead to lots of posts.
2. The terrible drainage ability of Zebulon disc golf course - there was a big discussion 3 and a half years ago about what to do at the am crosstown b/c of all the water and it led to my first post on here...
3. GrunioN - for being a [I'm a potty-mouth!] and giving me something to argue about
4. My 3 hour a day job - leaves quite a bit of time for posting
5. My uncoolness - no friends means I have nothing else better to do


1. I wish u picked a different major now
2. I wish u never made your first post on the Zeb disc golf course thread
3. Grunion y even argue with MTL. talking to him is like yelling at the dog nothing goes in and nothing changes...
4. Get a real JOB... J O B!! JOB
5. Your uncooless no one can help with because well u r MTL the most hariest mother Fu$ker i have ever known

Just thought that my 4,000 post should go on the BEST THREAD EVER


Congrats, you're almost halfway there. :)

FINE - no requests - I'll just do one.

I'm Tommy Coles. Never heard of me? Well you probably know me as DISCnDeSCiple. Never heard of DISCnDEScipLe? Well, that please let me welcome you to the message board, b/c this is your first trip here.

I enjoy starting threads with titles that are around 20-30 words and usually bring a puzzled look to your face. My entire goal when I start a thread is for you to say out loud "What in the hell is this dude talking about?"

When I sit at home, I think of something that needs to be added to this board. I may be best remembered for starting a thread about disc golf on death row. This is without a doubt one of the best ideas in the history of the game. Some guy orders the meal of his choice, makes a 30 footer, then gets killed. What more could you ask for? And then there is all that time to practice those 30 footers while you wait to die.

Out of my 6877 threads I've started, only one has ever had any success. The thread was about whos the best looking guy and gal on the PDGA tour. All it did was give a chance for guys to talk about Val Jenkins and Courtney Peavey and girls not to talk about me.

I think that was one of your best impressions yet MTL.

But he didn't start a thread "What would MTL's Impression of DiScNdIsCiPlE would be like, any thoughts?"

Worst reply EVAR!!!!!!!!

boo everyone who doesn't give me requests!!

Benson

If you haven't done them already : Nick Kight, Heeren, and Pankntwoputt.

Quickdisc, EOG, Jack Smalls, or tmojo...

Heeren would be a good one.

Ha! :D

TG timmy Gill

Dr.Schmidt
TEAM GATEWAY
IT's all about the E-Hybrid

THIS THREAD IS BACK!!!!

I need requests people!!

How about MTL after releasing the "perfect throw" and not being within 200 foot of the basket on a 350 foot hole?? :D

Hysell after losing in a playoff

do lazyfurdog

Hysell after losing in a playoff



I'm trying to imagine that? Has it ever happened?

Hysell after losing in a playoff



I'm trying to imagine that? Has it ever happened?



Losing, or being in a playoff? :D

BIG_DG_Pimpin after shooting over and bowling Green

........or do BumpS after he realized he dropped a c-note to discpimp, but Mike "don't call me Chuck" Norris kicked his butt at Bowling Green! :D

BIG_DG_Pimpin after shooting over and bowling Green
<font color="orange"> So yeah, I decided to go to Bowling Green this year. Never in my life have I ever experience a worse tournament. It was nothing like the Memorial. Did you know that I won that? I traveled all the way from Michigan to go out and get my first win.

So I decided to head to Kentucky. Besides, it's great practice for the next 5 am worlds and USADG'S I'll be competing in.

Speaking of USADGC, did you know that it's played on the Tobagon course? I play there all the time. I've shot in the 40's many times, execpt when it matters.

So yeah Bowling Green was alright I guess.. I mean it's no......wait a minute, I haven't insulted anyone or randomly capitalized a word. Ok here we GO you jerk. There much better.

I just think that if Discraft had anything to do with Bowling Green, I would have won. If my player rating was correct, I would have been motivated to play better, therefore, theres another reason I didn't win. </font>

........or do BumpS after he realized he dropped a c-note to discpimp, but Mike "don't call me Chuck" Norris kicked his butt at Bowling Green! :D



It would go something like this...

"Good match bro...you want a beer. How about a Barenjager shot. Here, hit this."

Discspunk was actually quite gracious in his win, and we enjoyed a few beers and such afterwards. I told him that he could brag all he wanted to, but I don't think he ever even mentioned it again on the board. The kid is respectful of his superiors. I just wasn't that day.

BIG_DG_Pimpin after shooting over and bowling Green
<font color="orange"> So yeah, I decided to go to Bowling Green this year. Never in my life have I ever experience a worse tournament. It was nothing like the Memorial. Did you know that I won that? I traveled all the way from Michigan to go out and get my first win.

So I decided to head to Kentucky. Besides, it's great practice for the next 5 am worlds and USADG'S I'll be competing in.

Speaking of USADGC, did you know that it's played on the Tobagon course? I play there all the time. I've shot in the 40's many times, execpt when it matters.

So yeah Bowling Green was alright I guess.. I mean it's no......wait a minute, I haven't insulted anyone or randomly capitalized a word. Ok here we GO you jerk. There much better.

I just think that if Discraft had anything to do with Bowling Green, I would have won. If my player rating was correct, I would have been motivated to play better, therefore, theres another reason I didn't win. </font>







Not bad, but seeing him dog cuss raging mad after the round at Keriakes was hilarious. If I repeated on here what he was saying I would be banned from the boards forever.

I think he has learned more humility in the last year or so, more then somepeople give him credit for. But after all, he does make himself an easy target. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

...........BumpS, I don't care what any PDGA BOD's says about you........you are alright. :D

This is all I have for now but it should keep MTL busy. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Dr. Evil

ParRole

Tbender

James McCaine

DISCtance00

xterramatt

I'll get on it at work tomorrow.

yes this thread is alive!

Impersonate Nick Kight.




Hello All.



MTL, you must have me confused with someone else as I typically address everyone collectively with a "Greetings" salutation. If I did use the alleged "Hello all salutation I certainly wouldn't capitalize the word"all" as it is the second word of the sentence and doesn't represent a proper name therefore its capitalization is not only not needed but improper grammar. I taught english for several years in Japan and have a college degree therefore I'm an expert in proper word usage and diction.As you can probably tell already, I like to nitpick others' perceptions and give long drawn out explanations why I'm smarter and more informed than them. The use of formal language and rarely understood words is conducive to this intellectual impression and further proof as to why my opinions are superior to any poster who uses more casual, familiar "commoner" words.



My name is Nicholas Kight. I reign from the New England area of the United States.



Once again MTL you are ignorant and illinformed of which you speak. I have always made it known I'm the prime mover and shaker of the MADC region which stands for the Mid-Atlantic Disc Club. If you don't realize that New England is an entirely different area than the Mid-Atlantic region than you need to go back and complete fourth-grade geography. Wait, you're from North Carolina they don't offer geography to you poor country folk south of the Mason-Dixon line do they? By the way the Mason Dixon line is an imaginary line that separates my home state of Pennsylvannia and the state of Maryland.



I love disc golf just about as much as I do posting in the rules and regulations threads



Oh, so now you're belittling the high priority I place on the proper interpretation(read:MY INTERPRETATION) and enforcement of aforementioned rules. Don't you realize I came up with the acronymn (do people in NC know what an acronymn is?): KFC this is so clever it stands for k now, f ollow, c all. I'm so proud of this I used this for my signature on my posts for several months. I did this so everyone would understand how knowledgeable and dedicated I am when it comes to rules debates.



. One time, when I wasn't posting about rule 803.942135323 (which I wrote), I played in a tournament. I threw a bad shot and a spectator (who was wanting to watch someone else play) showed me where my disc was. Obviously, I had to file a formal protest with the PDGA. It's just not fair to treat me, the King of Post Whoring, like that.



How clever and entertaining of you MTL, to contrive an unfounded anecdote about me. I actually laughed at that one myself. :D :D :D :D :D. Notice I put a bunch of smilie faces after that last comment, this fools people into thinking I really laughed, when actually it really ticked me off.

You see how I quoted MTL and then broke it apart and refuted every possible thing I could find to make him look stupid and to make me look more intelligent and credible. This is my favorite tactic. Wow! can you believe I went a whole post without even highjacking the thread into our need for a true amateur class. Oops! I guess I just did mention it. Oh well GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



wow, you have got the nickpicking down pat :eek: :D

you're pretty good :cool:

can you do Terry now?

Dr. Evil




Rich Myers here,

I am evil. So evil I have a PHD in evilness. If you ever need to get in touch with me, visit the Dr. Evil vs. your disc golf loser thread or there is another way. Go to a tournament in the Maryland area, find out where the last card of masters will be starting, and I should be in that area.

Did you know that I have more money that Hawk this year? I thought about going on tour full time, but apparently my 4.36 cent per event earnings wouldn't feed a small family, much less my extreme amount of space I take up.

Have you ever seen the movie Austin Powers? There was the bald guy in the movie. He is my hero, not Hawk, he is no ones hero.

xterramatt



Yo what up pimps!

Matt Peckham here. I am one of the 727 people in the free world who actually admit to owning an xterra. Did you know that it is yellow?

I live in Rock Hill. I play Winthrop all the time. The other day I shot a 58 with 3 missed putts.

I feel that the course could use more lefty holes. This game is so unfair to lefties. Harold, here is what should be done. I feel every hole should turn hard right about 350 feet away from the tee. I mean this is the national championships right? Why not challenge everyone?

Have you ever thrown a gummy monster? It is the greatest disc ever. I would suck without it.

I think the new ratings just came out. Even though I never play anywhere but in my hometown, I'm rated higher than MTL and that is all I care about.

you're pretty good :cool: <font color="red"> Referring to another member in a crude and sexual manner is no longer tolerated on these premises. I feel that if you do feel like contacting Mr. Robert Leonard #21676, you should use the PM feature. </font>

can you do Terry now? <font color="red"> I really feel like this is not appropriate. "Doing" me would under mind my authority and has no use in the disc golf world. Mr. Johnson, I do not understand why you feel the need to once again use terminology that refers to sexual terms. When you told Mr. Leonard that he was good and to do me, it was obviously referring to things in a sexual manner. Being a college professor, I would never misinterpret these posts. Consider this a warning. </font>

MiTTenZZ here.

My hands are cold b/c I live in colorado.

I really hate it when people constantly talk about what they have done in disc golf. Did you know I once shot a 38 at Cedarrock in NC after 7 rounds? How about the Darkside in VA - did you know that the first time I played it shot 47? It is easier than the other course on the property. So to all those people who constantly talk about thier rounds, I hate it.

Hey guys,

The golfer formally known as Rob J, now known as AvairX here!

The JK Avair X is the best putter in the world. I get extreme pleasure using of women's putter.

Have you ever played Idlewild? It is the greatest course in the world. But I never talk about it.

I was posting on the ratings thread the other day about this course I played. Speaking of courses, have you ever played Idlewild?

I went to the grocery store last week and say this girl. Oh yeah, I saw a girl play Idlewild once, it was really cool.

My job stinks. I come to work and work all day. Speaking of work, last week I did some work at Idlewild, man it's a great course.

I am leaving town next week for business. Speaking of business, Idlewild is some serious business for any disc golfer that comes there.

I'm having roasted lamb for dinner. Man this one time I went out to Idlewild and the sun was baking me and I felt roasted.

I drive a Toyota. Did you know that I took it out to Idlewild last week?

Discspeed, please

MD21954, please.

Discspeed, please



Hey Guys, I'm Mike Phillips.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I live in Clearwater Florida, home of the Champ himself. He will be at the Players Cup this year. That reminds me, have you ever played Red Hawk? That course is awesome!

As a middle school teacher, I know pretty much everything about everyone. If you start doing something, I can pretty much point to a 13 year old I teach and say exactly why you do the things you do.

I'm going to play Red Hawk today. That course rocks!

MD21954, please.



Kelly Boyce's number 1 fan here, Paul Lichlighter.

First off, Chuck Kennedy hates us all. His love of the PDGA and the fact that he has done nothing for anything in disc golf is pretty obvious. In fact, the other day I saw Chuck hanging with Theo and all those other important people and Chuck was hugging them. Stupid PDGA people.

When it comes to issues such as female rookie of the year, the PDGA sucks. The PDGA lets the players vote on who is rookie of the year. That is not fair. I feel the PDGA should let the players pick!
Despite Teresa winning the ROY voted on by her fellow golfers, I feel that if Kelly would have won if the people voting where her fellow golfers. This system just sucks and I hate life.

How about a couple of Texans:

scoot_er

Pat Brenner (one impression before election to BOD, one after)

I think Matt Hall has been done before...probably back on page 1 or 2.

Matt Hall (Scooter)



Yo what up ya'll - I'm writing from my 11th grade Social Studies Class. I really wanna go to college so b/c of that, can't turn pro. Although I have been winning advanced tournaments since I was like 6, I'm not ready for pro. Apperently, there are people with money that like want to give it me for college so I don;t want to mess it up by turning pro. Instead of, I don;t know, actually doing some research and trying to find out about it, I'll just post about it on here and let everyone argue about it.



We might have a version two Vanessa

Sandalman before and after has potential - I like it!

How about a couple of Texans:



Pat Brenner (one impression before election to BOD, one after)



Pat before

Nick you are a jacka$$.

Pat after

Nick you are a jacka$$.

Dead on.



How about a couple of Texans:



Pat Brenner (one impression before election to BOD, one after)



Pat before

Nick you are a jacka$$.

Pat after

Nick you are a jacka$$.

Man I missed doing these things!