Matt Hall (Scooter)



Yo what up ya'll - I'm writing from my 11th grade Social Studies Class. I really wanna go to college so b/c of that, can't turn pro. Although I have been winning advanced tournaments since I was like 6, I'm not ready for pro. Apperently, there are people with money that like want to give it me for college so I don;t want to mess it up by turning pro. Instead of, I don;t know, actually doing some research and trying to find out about it, I'll just post about it on here and let everyone argue about it.



We might have a version two Vanessa

Sandalman before and after has potential - I like it!



Wow could I really become one of the few message board elite by getting two impressions. I am flattered. :D

Hey guys,

The golfer formally known as Rob J, now known as AvairX here!

The JK Avair X is the best putter in the world. I get extreme pleasure using of women's putter.

Have you ever played Idlewild? It is the greatest course in the world. But I never talk about it.

I was posting on the ratings thread the other day about this course I played. Speaking of courses, have you ever played Idlewild?

I went to the grocery store last week and say this girl. Oh yeah, I saw a girl play Idlewild once, it was really cool.

My job stinks. I come to work and work all day. Speaking of work, last week I did some work at Idlewild, man it's a great course.

I am leaving town next week for business. Speaking of business, Idlewild is some serious business for any disc golfer that comes there.

I'm having roasted lamb for dinner. Man this one time I went out to Idlewild and the sun was baking me and I felt roasted.

I drive a Toyota. Did you know that I took it out to Idlewild last week?



bravo, but i guess i have failed though to hammer home the point that Idlewild is a Pro par 72 course with a very high SSA ...
even so, i wouldn't want to oversell it ( Idlewild that is). :D

have you done Morgan Wright?

Still nobody knows where it is, kind of like Shangri-La. I mean you say it's in "Burlington" but that's in NC isn't it? Or it's near that big city where they used to have a good football team :D

Idlewild is on the other side of the river from Mt. Airy.
visit www.CincinnatiDiscGolf.com (http://www.CincinnatiDiscGolf.com) for more info on Idlewild :D

Well since MTL doesn't know the V-man.

When I was growin up I gained a strange fascination for donkeys and I love you fact that you can add the word donkey in place of many others words. I have worked for the company that is #1 in spontaneous computer combustion also known as Dell ever since the "Dude you are getting a Dell" guy was in diapers. I am a Proud Red Raiders football fan even though the players would be better suited as stunt men as they are used to taking a beating.

DG is just better in Texas and well there is no better place to play then in ROUND ROCK. ROUND ROCK is the home of a course that is most likely the best course in the World. If you aren't sure just ask the locals. The course challenges every part of you game and most holes are played like this;

Roller
walk to disc
Roller
walk to disc
Roller
walk to disc
mark disc
go get some food
some back
Throw a huge D shot
walk to disc
throw a knife hyzer to the basket
putt
putt again
it sure is windy out on this old cow farm
tap in
disc blows out and rolls away
repeat

Some people say it is too open because we have 4 trees and 3 of those aren't much taller than a Donkey's hair but they are well placed even if they are across the Barbed wire fence and out of bounds.
The course is in Old Settler's Park but I came up with the idea of calling it THE ROCK because I was one of the original settler's who came and founded the park in 1836 and also by naming our course THE ROCK it makes the people who play it out to be all tough and ROCKlike even though naming it Old Round Settler's would give a more accurate interpretation of the guys who play there.

Here in TX weROUND ROCKERScall ourselves dragons for no real reason but to make ourselves look tougher and maybe because we have been known to breathe fire.

I was the guy who decided to run the Texas Womens championships and which is an awesome event with all the women ending up happy. I also run the OUTLAWS SINGLES SHOOTOUT which has tons of added $$$ and the winner took home $900. Btw this was a c-tier and if you will take the time to weed through all the people asking me to turn in scores you would be able to read about how great this event was. I just don't get so upset when you say you will have the results in within 30 days but it takes at least 8 months. I mean c'mon who really cares if the results get in?

I really want DG to explode as soon as possible and to do this we need to incorporate the trophy only option into every event. There was this one time that this kid in advance took my lunch money throwing another companies discs for the 1st time evr in a round. I also used to play advance but that was back when we called advance AM. In the past we only had AM and Pro but now we have Advance, advance women, advance master, advance grandmaster, and aven advance advance.

Wow I need to go ride my donkey.


http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/1006/vpq8.jpg

Keep it simple simply wet throw Millenium

BTW Vinnie is a great guy and has done an incredible amount of work for DG in Tejas. Good luck at VPO V-man

Hello,

This is Jerry Power. Some people enjoying conversing on this site in quote boxes and some just don't even quote. I am the only one who always types above the quote box.

So get this. My last name is Power. Power is created with nuclear stuff, therefore thats why I have the nuclear symbol as my avatar, or so you think. Actually, it refers back to my days as a boomorang pro.

Do you know who Joel Kelly is? He lives in Texas and should have won the world masters title. I know him.

Since I haven't done this already, I just wanted to thank everyone involved with the Am worlds this year. Brining home the old guy JV title was the highlight of my career.




Dead on.



How about a couple of Texans:



Pat Brenner (one impression before election to BOD, one after)



Pat before

Nick you are a jacka$$.

Pat after

Nick you are a jacka$$.





Do you know who Joel Kelly is? (I know I've already said it, but I just had to say it again and I knew that when you read one of my posts, you can stop reading at the end of the quote, therefore, nothing I am saying right now will be seen)

Hello,

This is Jerry Power. Some people enjoying conversing on this site in quote boxes and some just don't even quote. I am the only one who always types above the quote box.

So get this. My last name is Power. Power is created with nuclear stuff, therefore thats why I have the nuclear symbol as my avatar, or so you think. Actually, it refers back to my days as a boomorang pro.

Do you know who Joel Kelly is? He lives in Texas and should have won the world masters title. I know him.

Since I haven't done this already, I just wanted to thank everyone involved with the Am worlds this year. Brining home the old guy JV title was the highlight of my career.




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How about a couple of Texans:



Pat Brenner (one impression before election to BOD, one after)


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Pat before

Nick you are a jacka$$.

Pat after

Nick you are a jacka$$.


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Do you know who Joel Kelly is? (I know I've already said it, but I just had to say it again and I knew that when you read one of my posts, you can stop reading at the end of the quote, therefore, nothing I am saying right now will be seen)

I posted it twice since you are on the "who's online" list twice all day long.

Pretty funny, er, whoops see below...


I posted it twice since you are on the "who's online" list twice all day long.



Pretty funny, but it took me a little while to figure out the Joel Kelly references.

I never realized that before. Anyone know why?


I posted it twice since you are on the "who's online" list twice all day long.

Pretty funny, er, whoops see below...


I posted it twice since you are on the "who's online" list twice all day long.



Pretty funny, but it took me a little while to figure out the Joel Kelly references.



I rememember stuff from the past, that's what makes this funny!

Pretty funny, er, whoops see below...


I posted it twice since you are on the "who's online" list twice all day long.



Pretty funny, but it took me a little while to figure out the Joel Kelly references.



I rememember stuff from the past, that's what makes this funny!

<font color="orange"> You know what's funny? I think it's funny when when people don't UNDERSTAND the importance of Steve Mills.

USDGC is probably the worst tournament I've ever played. I threw this one drive 800 feet and I couldn't reach the hole. I thought I was going to cash in Charlotte and in ROCK HILL but I forgot that there PROS playing the tournament, not amatuers.

AM WORLDS sucked. Those courses sucked. EVERYTHING about it sucked. </font>

How about a couple of Texans:

scoot_er





Yo dis be Matt Hall. I be reppin and throwing my gateway all over dis piece. High School sucks. I can't wait to get to college.

Every disc golf course I play sucks. I hate them all. If you are not rated 1030 you suck. Tournament Directors do nothing. They suck.

Texas is the greatest place ever, until I move away from here for college. Then wherever I move will then be the greatest place ever.

IF you course has trees on it, your course sucks.

Robert,

Your repeated insults of disc golfers is making me bored and slightly agitated. If you feel the need to contact me about this, please do so via PM or email or text message or fax or smoke signal or one of my 6 phones or put a note in a birds mouth and fly it to me, or sign language, or meet me one day in the parking lot, or find me at a tournament, or drive to my house.

Have you ever been to my house? We have 100 TV's and there's plenty of room for you and all of your friends.

Thanks,

Kirk

Robert,

I would like to propose another question for you. If you were playing a course, what color would you call it? Theres the pink and blue and green and white and black and magenta and purple and silver and black and orange and yellow and lavender and neon and gold for courses.

I also feel that Par is always calculated incorrectly. If you would like to visit my google groups, perhaps we could discuss your opinions on this matter further.

Cheers,

Lowe

I think this should be resolved over the X Box.

Your friend,

Chris Hysell.

You guys should just stop playing disc golf all together. I know I am.

By the way, congrats to Teresa!

Rhett.

xterramatt



Yo what up pimps!

Matt Peckham here. I am one of the 727 people in the free world who actually admit to owning an xterra. Did you know that it is yellow?

I live in Rock Hill. I play Winthrop all the time. The other day I shot a 58 with 3 missed putts.

I feel that the course could use more lefty holes. This game is so unfair to lefties. Harold, here is what should be done. I feel every hole should turn hard right about 350 feet away from the tee. I mean this is the national championships right? Why not challenge everyone?

Have you ever thrown a gummy monster? It is the greatest disc ever. I would suck without it.

I think the new ratings just came out. Even though I never play anywhere but in my hometown, I'm rated higher than MTL and that is all I care about.



What about the rubber shark?

I don't drive an Xterra today because on Halloween night I was driving home and it just stopped running. At 160,000 miles I figured I just lost my timing belt, trashing my engine. Which is what happened, but luckily, the engine in this tank of a truck survived. I got lucky when it died in front of a really nice guy's house who referred me to an awesome and cheap mechanic. He now has a couple pairs of discs to learn to play disc golf with his 14 yr old son. But I didn't give him a rubber shark or a gummy Monster!

So today I'm F150matt.

Robert,

Touche'

Kirk

How about Dave D., Dave M., Keith M., Jonny Potts :D

Oh yeah, and for throwing my name in the pot, how about DSPROwhatever... ;)

quickdisc
Paul M
Theo
PDGA Office :eek:

Theo and sandalman Pat conversing online vs. in person (you're clairvoyant, right?)

How about a couple of Texans:

scoot_er







Every disc golf course I play sucks. I hate them all. If you are not rated 1030 you suck. Tournament Directors do nothing. They suck.

Texas is the greatest place ever, until I move away from here for college. Then wherever I move will then be the greatest place ever.

IF you course has trees on it, your course sucks.



That wasn't a very accurate one.

This is the best I could do:

Hi, my name is Robert Leonard...most people call me MTL even though they don't know what it means. Do you know who Justin Jernigan is? He's my best friend and we play golf together all the time, I predicted his victory at the 2004 AM Worlds...I wear a Innova hat with my name and PDGA number on it, people know me. I play golf in NC where the average player rating is 980.



The above is my rendition of MTL from August 2005...is this thread really that old? I think it's time to add to it.

Hi, my name is Robert Leonard...most people call me MTL even though they don't know what it means. Do you know who Justin Jernigan is? He's my best friend and we play golf together all the time, I predicted his victory at the 2004 AM Worlds...I wear a Innova hat with my name and PDGA number on it, people know me. I play golf in NC where the average player rating is 980. Get this, the courses in NC make your toughest courses look easy...BELIEVE IT! Also, my writing skills are second to none which is why Rick Rothstein doesn't even proofread my work, I have published material everywhere you should check it out. If I'm having a bad day I'll start a thread about how underappreciated I am and it's time to move on. Who want's a loan cuz I got the hookup?

:D

Well since MTL doesn't know the V-man.

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:D :D

[quoteGet this, the courses in NC make your toughest courses look easy...BELIEVE IT! Also, my writing skills are second to none which is why Rick Rothstein doesn't even proofread my work, I have published material everywhere you should check it out. If I'm having a bad day I'll start a thread about how underappreciated I am and it's time to move on. Who want's a loan cuz I got the hookup?

:D

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NICE!!!!

Actually, our courses are super easy compared to everyone eless, just tighter.

I loved the writing part and the bad day part - awesome!!

And I only do Home Equity and Land Loans....and I can't hook anyone up - sorry!

Glad you like it, buddy!! ;)

How about Dave D.



Hello all non discraft, gateway, lightning, latitude 64, whammo and disc throwers:

First off, before I address only 70% of the questions on this thread, I would like to say that I feel a little uncomfortable, this is the first time I have ever been on a thread that wasn't about me.

It's to answer some questions, so here we go.


Dave, When will thew star moray be availiable? I need to dye some to sell on ebay,

Thanks,

Josh Ham (widiscgolf)



Josh,

The moray is a great disc for people who like to collect discs that no one throws. I anticipate a line of discs to be released entitled "star discs that no one uses".

Included will be the star moray, star jaguar, star scorpion, star ace, and of course, the star cheetah 2.


Dave,

Just curious about what your thoughts on all the Innova members leaving town?

Thanks,

Random Am player with 2 tournaments



Random,

No comment.

Dave.


Dave,

Did you see the poll where you were the favorite poster on the message board that I created for all my fans?
Hawkgammon



Hawk,

What other threads?

Dave


Dave,

I was wondering why you didn't make more red CE TL's when they first came out?

Thanks,

Chase Roberts



Chase,

In an effort to not make a profit, we decided to limit the production of one of the best discs ever made.

Dave.

MTL, when did MiTTenZZ start using full sentences? Man, I've known him for a while (I should say) and I don't think he's ever typed in anything but sentence fragments. Or two word sentences that look like this.

"Cold out.
Shot -3.
Still cashed.
Drinkin' beeeeeeer now."

MTL, when did MiTTenZZ start using full sentences? Man, I've known him for a while (I should say) and I don't think he's ever typed in anything but sentence fragments. Or two word sentences that look like this.

"Cold out.
Shot -3.
Still cashed.
Drinkin' beeeeeeer now."



Man that is a good impression, nice work fats!

I need some requests - I don't mind doing some old posters or someone I've done in the past.

If I have not done your request, it means I simply don't know enough about them to do them or do not feel that person would appreciate it.

Princess

: ) :

hazard :D

Hazard on the message board? Eh.

Now, Hazard on the golf course, that's one I want front row seats for. :D

<font color="blue">MTL, you may be running out of people to do -- so here's some feedback on the one you did of me -- </font>


Hey guys,

The golfer formally known as Rob J, now known as AvairX here!

The JK Avair X is the best putter in the world. I get extreme pleasure using of women's putter.

<font color="blue"> [check] </font>

Have you ever played Idlewild? It is the greatest course in the world. But I never talk about it.

<font color="blue"> [check] </font>


I was posting on the ratings thread the other day about this course I played. Speaking of courses, have you ever played Idlewild?

<font color="blue"> [check] </font>


I went to the grocery store last week and say this girl. Oh yeah, I saw a girl play Idlewild once, it was really cool.

<font color="blue"> [check] </font>


My job stinks. I come to work and work all day. Speaking of work, last week I did some work at Idlewild, man it's a great course.

<font color="blue"> [check] </font>


I am leaving town next week for business. Speaking of business, Idlewild is some serious business for any disc golfer that comes there.

I'm having roasted lamb for dinner. Man this one time I went out to Idlewild and the sun was baking me and I felt roasted.

<font color="blue"> i don't eat red meat -- how about "baked potatos" and "i felt baked" :D</font>


I drive a Toyota. Did you know that I took it out to Idlewild last week?



<font color="blue"> i drive a Saturn, but my wife does drive a Toyota (well a Scion XB) ...

maybe you could have stated: "i like to drive my car" -- rather than guesing the specific model (?) ...

all-in-all though -- well done!

why are you getting so many unfavorable votes in HG's poll? :confused:

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It's amazing how one bad way of handling a situation can do for people's opinion of you.

It's all good though!

MTL, when did MiTTenZZ start using full sentences? Man, I've known him for a while (I should say) and I don't think he's ever typed in anything but sentence fragments. Or two word sentences that look like this.

"Cold out.
Shot -3.
Still cashed.
Drinkin' beeeeeeer now."


Best E V A R !!!!!!

Princess

: ) :

y would u even want him to do an impression of me not that meany people know me.

why would he do impressions anyway they ALL suck.

Maybe he should spend less time on impressions and more time on putting.

I'm a good putter, I don't need practice doing it!

I did all that while I was in college, that practice stuff.

Who were you imitating there? :D

That was actually me talking, sorry for the confusion - lol

requests?

Do some combinations of people, ya know, kinda schizoid-like! :eek: :D

Robert,

I would like to propose another question for you. If you were playing a course, what color would you call it? Theres the pink and blue and green and white and black and magenta and purple and silver and black and orange and yellow and lavender and neon and gold for courses.

I also feel that Par is always calculated incorrectly. If you would like to visit my google groups, perhaps we could discuss your opinions on this matter further.

Cheers,

Lowe



Bravo!

You only forgot to mention the Great 8.

Thanks for the laugh,
Lowe

who is this disc pimp?? The real Disc Pimp is Brian Johnson. www.discpimp.com (http://www.discpimp.com) The first ever sponsor or Avery Jenkins. And he does have some copyrights on that name...... been selling disc pimp gear since 98