:D

A challenge has been made, should I be fortunate enough to get into Worlds off the waitlist. What is it with girls wanting to play me? :)

I will beat Girlie, of that I'm quite confident, but here's a poll to see what the masses think.

how do you see the results after you vote. I can never see them on any thread other than the Athens thread

pg
the poll say as of now mark better shave and wax :12
girlie better save up :2
and of course everyone is going to have nightmares for a long time
what i want to know is who gets to pick the dress :eek:
plus i think he should wear some lipstick as well :o
you sexy beast

Well considering that Lindsay can beat Paul, and Mark has a lower rating than Paul (who'd have thought that was possible! :eek:) I would have to vote for the Girlie.

uh oh.

I'm shallow...Girlie looks WAY better!

Mark - you can have my world invite right now just to get this poll in action :D

Blatant attempt by Mark to raise his post count.

Girlie in a landslide of votes and shots.

I'm leaning towards Lindsey (figuratively-no pun intended- speaking)

The only thing that can save Mark is if his score will be handicapped.

The old man with a mullet handicap....

mine too i'am not going :(

hawk that avatar is setting my therapy back years :D

There are currently 7 people in this sick world that I am very worried about. :)

And they have no Teeth?????

And they have no Teeth?????



What Team Toofless? I ain't worried about them, unless they're the ones voting to see the skirt. Come to think of it, they probably are.

I know who a few of the sickos were, but because I'm a nice guy, I won't tell. :)

Kelly Bob can supply the dress! Ask My Hero about the pool incident.

I know who a few of the sickos were, but because I'm a nice guy, I won't tell. :)



Or maybe, Nick just voted from 7 different ip's.

girlie is going to win, ill even offer my cadding services for free at worlds if she wins, (pending work schedual, no guarantee on help of disc or distance readings, basically ill carry his bag)

hawk that avatar is setting my therapy back years





Sorry Preach. :D Perhaps a little Tom Selleck? My Barbi Twins one stopped being visible, so I don't know if two buxom babes in bikini's offended some board monitor.

Go <font color="black"> </font> Martyr , May the force be with you...........I'm not quite sure what that force is yet, but it works for me, sometimes. :p

:mad:I still can't look at the results of the survey. :mad:

hawk
anything would be better then ponch :D

37-8
had to go with Mark after much thought

I think he should be a man and STILL wear the skirt.

You've got my vote Mark. I'd like to support a local but sorry I just don't believe the Girlie will win.

Wow, I'm up to double digits now! :)

While I appreciate all the support, I really am worried about all the people voting to see me in a skirt. These people should seek help immediately, whatever the cost. They'll thank me later.

Hmmm... 40 to 10 - yep, you're gaining ground Marka /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif.

When is the fitting?

We may not be playing all the same courses at worlds, so we need to detail exactly what I have to do to get you in that skirt :D.

Anticipation is building :cool:

Could have a special round before worlds.

Wait, he already has one of those to play.

While I don't feel that public humiliation vs. paying for lunch is exactly a square deal, those were your terms and I accepted. :)

As for how to do it, like Gary said, we can play a round before everything gets going, since I'm sure we'll both be in town early. As soon as I dispatch with Lil' Crusher, I'll be ready to take your lunch money. :)

As for wearing it, I'll give you this: It wouldn't be a fair distraction to my competitors (not to mention the dress code) to wear it during regulation play at Worlds. If you beat me in our challenge round...I'll wear the skirt at the Banquet. How's that? More public display for your skirt wearing dollar?

(Of course, I'm gonna fashion you a sign to wear stating "I Bought Mark A's Lunch Because He Is The Man.")

As for wearing it, I'll give you this: It wouldn't be a fair distraction to my competitors (not to mention the dress code) to wear it during regulation play at Worlds. If you beat me in our challenge round...I'll wear the skirt at the Banquet. How's that? More public display for your skirt wearing dollar?



those are the words of a worried man :o

I live my life on the philosophy of...
What Would Estrada Do? :D

those are the words of a worried man



Notice that there is no discussion along the lines of:

"I don't have a skirt to wear if I lose!"
"Where would I get one?"

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Perhaps I can join in on your round with the Lil Crusher and we could all keep score together? That way I can make sure you are not using any of your intimidation tactics on a poor defenseless lil crusher and I can smack you down to Chinatown at the same time :D. Any thoughts?

Perhaps I can join in on your round with the Lil Crusher and we could all keep score together? That way I can make sure you are not using any of your intimidation tactics on a poor defenseless lil crusher and I can smack you down to Chinatown at the same time :D. Any thoughts?



We have a winner! Sorry Mark. You should probably focus on Team Possum-It'sWhat'sForDinner.

This is one that won't be pretty (the contest, not the opposition).

I'm the designated photographer, this must be captured for posterity.

That's because I ain't gonna need one!

Perhaps I can join in on your round with the Lil Crusher and we could all keep score together? That way I can make sure you are not using any of your intimidation tactics on a poor defenseless lil crusher and I can smack you down to Chinatown at the same time :D. Any thoughts?



I will happily dispatch you and Lil' Crusher simultaneouly. Then maybe you can buy her lunch too. :)

Gary, that pic will need to be posted here :D

I'll have to get something going on the web page.

Make sure this pic is next to the Gonzales pic....

Or maybe it could be MarkA's new avatar :D

Make sure this pic is next to the Gonzales pic....



Hey Tony, you should email Lindsay the picture of Mark in Gonzales. I would but personally I don't want to see it again.

Maybe Gary could stick it on a website and post it here?

Hi Lindsay :cool:

Unfortunately, I don't have it anymore... :(

when are you guys supposed to play?...i would like to get a chance to play rhett putting right handed maybe we could all play together...keith

World's assuming I get in off the waitlist.

Can't wait. I'm sure hungry. :)

.... so we need to detail exactly what I have to do to get you in that skirt :D.





Schmack tells me it usually just takes a couple of beers and a shot of Ol' Grandad. :D

Ok, I voted for Lindsay and here's why:

She plays in the Northeast (for those of you that are geographically challenged, we are the folks that won the war), where most courses are moderately to heavily wooded and require a tighter, straighter shot to the pin. The Worlds courses (from what I've seen off the website) are not nearly as wooded as what we are used to up here in the Northeast (once again, we won, you lost, get over it). Because Lindsay will have more room to play with, an occasional errant shot (which does happen, I think she almost hit me at Rutgers) will not punish her nearly as much as it normally would, greatly increasing her confidence level. Mark blows a couple of 12 footers early on and it's over before the pencil starts getting dull.

If Mark is smart he'll wear his #80 Tony Hill jersey (home whites, of course) and maybe the glare will distract her.

(P.S. Now that I think of it, I think I was off in the wrong fairway looking for one of my errant drives when Lindsay was throwing, so maybe it was my fault :D)

Better start saving your money Girlie. :D

After a call out win over a 991 rated Pro, you're gonna be like taking candy from a...well, a girl(ie). :)

Don't kid yourself MarkA, you're going to fold like a cheap lawn chair :D.

Bring it!

Get em Girlie.

While I certainly appreciate the fact that I'm finally starting to catch Girlie in the poll on the question of who will win this little contest, I remained baffled and lot a little disturbed by the now 16 people who seem to want to see my hairy legs in a skirt.

You people are sick and should seek help immediately. Granted, I'd look good as I always do, but that's just not right.

Disclaimer:

For the ladies that voted to see me in a skirt - I applaud your kinkiness and the freedom with which you have expressed it.

For the men who have voted to see me in a skirt - stay away from me...please. Thank you.

I think Girlie will bring more than just a ROC and EXP. :cool:

Ouch Gary, that really hurt. I'm sad now. :(

HEY !

I'm not a sicko...

It's not that I wish to see your pastey white, hairy legs.
I'd see them with you in shorts, right?

I'm just thinking purely in a fashion sense. Might actually be an improvement.

Now, if you were REALLY sure of yourself, you'ld add lipstick to the bet.

I'm finally starting to catch Girlie in the poll on the question of who will win this little contest



Hmmmmmm... 47 to 16 say I'm gonna beat you down in Iowa and you think you're catching up? :D


Ouch Gary, that really hurt. I'm sad now



And he begins to unravel :p

and now he can wear his sandals :D

You in a skirt......ooooooooh
horrible vision.
only thing that that will help you now is LORETTA
THE RED ROCK-O-SHAME IS CALLLING OUT TO YOU :cool:

MarkA - please provide the following measurements in inches:

waist
hip
inseam

My tailor is picking out fabric and I need to stay within budget so the larger the skirt - the cheaper the fab (and the louder the print :D)

Get on that wait list now! :cool:

Mark thems is fightin' words!

Somebody should stop this fight. She's killing him. Even Jim Lampley couldn't stand to watch this....

Wait a minute now.....why are you talking about exposing your hairy legs? The first question says you are going to shave AND wax. I assume the wax because you are going to be wearing a a skirt with a really really high split, right? :)

Girlie, li'l crusher can talk her own schmack and doesn't really need protecting. Her putter speaks volumes, and if marka starts making mean comments instead of fun ones, watch out! You'll see the smoke of intense concentration coming off the link of chain she's about to nail from 30. :) Plus I'll be there.

Ohhhhhh the Humanity!!!!

Wait a minute now.....why are you talking about exposing your hairy legs? The first question says you are going to shave AND wax. I assume the wax because you are going to be wearing a a skirt with a really really high split, right? :)




he said he is going commando or thong.

he said he is going commando or thong.


OK, now you are just trying to scare Girlie into making sure she doesn't win. :D

I think Mark just doesn't want anyone to look at him when Girlie wins :o

He said definitly commanda :(

I am glad to see that since the release of the information about me going commando, should I have to wear the skirt (ain't gonna happen), that the voting in the poll to see me in the skirt has ground to a screeching halt.

:D

Can ya blame em, that old rocker pic must have gone public!!!

:eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :)

Some of those old rocker pics, mercifully, have been destroyed. :)

By the way noputtin', nice avatar. Enjoy it while you can. :)

This is what mark will look like after loosing to Girlie
http://www.adamsoffox.com/graphics/monkeyinadress.jpg

Mark, I think the bow is a nice touch :D

Is that a MarkA family Photo?

girlie will win becuz she plays in chaco's and lamarka has never and will never beat anyone wearing chaco's.

I think we need to have this in a secret location and start selling tickets.

Wonder if I can get access to an instant scoring link for this ?

Here is a dress for Mark:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343

Too Funny!

I was just looking at that dress on ebay! Too bad the bet is a skirt :D...

gnduke - I think you're on to something - secret course selection but sit by your computer and watch as the live action unfolds... we would need a webcam too of course!

:cool:

No up the skirt pictures please.

Why does that dress and this bet make me think of the cover of the extended single 45 of "Like a Virgin" by The Lords of the New Church? :eek:

Sounds like a sick page out of your past there, hairfarmer!!

No up the skirt pictures please.



true afficianados would know the correct term is "up skirt"... not "up THE skirt"

That dress is up to $15,100 now. I don't think that is in the budget for this little affair.

this thing has gotten way outta control. this has even gone international: marka vs. girlie (http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?127893)

this thing has gotten way outta control. this has even gone international: marka vs. girlie (http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?127893)


LMAOROF!
Man, you really gotta start worrying when kids half way around the world think girlie is gonna kick your fanny :D

Marka told me he is getting good at walking in high heels. I think he knows that the inevitable is approaching! :D

Girlie is tha woMAN!!!!!!!

Hey kid roc you should learn to edit your posts 1:44 than 1:45 come on you post ***** is that the only way you can catch me? :)

I'm in! When Lil Sista saw my name on that list yesterday, I bet she couldn't sleep. :)

I'm in! When Lil Sista saw my name on that list yesterday, I bet she couldn't sleep.



She might be concerned, but when I saw your name on the entry list I started a more concentrated effort to find the perfect skirt! :D

Here are a few of the options:

Cheerleader Special (http://home.uchicago.edu/~zhrothbe/LJ/skirt.jpg)
Pink Paisley (http://www.icdc.com/~nbell/Pink%20Skirt%202003.jpg)
These are the rage in Tokoyo (http://www.apparelsearch.com/images/Unusual%20Clothing/Tokyo%20Skirt%203.jpg)
Can we get this in Texas Colors? (http://contrapunctus.net/league/photo/pcd4096/001-flag-skirt.2.jpg)
And if all else fails... (http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~mnewman/costumes/duct-skirt.JPG)

Looking forward to it MarkA ;)

I'm rooting for Girlie (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343&c#ebayphotohosting) :D

I'm in! When Lil Sista saw my name on that list yesterday, I bet she couldn't sleep. :)



The excitement of putting a whoopin' on you will have her awake from now until August.

I'm rooting for Girlie (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343&c#ebayphotohosting) :D


that is the funniest shiite i've read all day

so whens the big dance going to happen ?

worlds 2004

not that it matters, but what does girlie look like.just trying to put a face with the name /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Sexy

http://www.lsdga.com/images/girlie/

And here I thought the avatar gave it away :D

Thanks Chrishysell :p

thanks
can you supply a picture of mark as well ?

This might be one of his sites


http://bfn.org/~qccd/skirts.html

he looks like the one getting spanked in my avatar. :D

Do these guys look familiar? (http://freespace.virgin.net/hastings.haven/pics/03.jpg) :D

it's times like these, i wish i had been born blind :D
we might want to start a collection to keep mark out of that dress :o

Nice Shirt Girlie!!

Jake is that you on the left?? :D

My vote is for Girlie by 7 !

hey atwood,

your rating is going in the wrong direction! :D i sense a local stamp champion valk (170g+) coming my way!!!

Girlie is cool.

you forgot shameless

Did anyone notice that girlie's avatar didn't mark her lie before throwing, and it also looks like there is a stance violation. :D

Like the new avatar!

hey atwood,

your rating is going in the wrong direction! :D i sense a local stamp champion valk (170g+) coming my way!!!


I'm a bit lost. What's with the chair ?

it's my office chair. i just realized that it's an exhibit at the NY museum of modern art. no kidding.

So what do you sit on now? Did the MOMA ask before they took your chair, or did they "swat team" your office? :D

I've got one of those at work.
and another at home.

it's my office chair. i just realized that it's an exhibit at the NY museum of modern art. no kidding.


That's cool. My chair looks like something from Picasso's museum or Andy Warhol's art gallery. :eek:

happy birthday atwood! gonna pick out a skirt on your special day?

Thanks Paul.

No, I think I'll let Lindsay pick it out, so it can sit in the back of her closet with that other one I'm never gonna wear. :)

Happy Birthday, Rev!

I'm thinking more along the lines of a skort as you say you plan on going commando - you can still have that fresh free flowing feeling and we can all have comfort in knowing that we won't have to see your free-flowing-ness :D.

Oh, and BTW - you're in big trouble - I'm going to putt you into that skirt - literally :cool:.

Happy f-ing Birthday Mssr. Atwood.

This thread's gotten mighty quiet lately.

Everybody getting worried ?

:D Funny you should ask, Sweetness!

I was actually skirt shopping yesterday at the Nordstrom Rack ;)... Didn't find the "right one" yet. Maybe Sassy Pants Gear (http://www.sassypantsgear.com/products2.html) sells what I'm looking for! :D

i think some daisy duke style hip huggers would do just as well as a skirt.

And here I was thinking it was only quiet because Linds was becoming scared at seeing my recent performances, cashing in Adv. and shooting a tourney round nearly 200 points over her rating.

Well, its nice that she's keeping hope alive.

And you're calling Vinnie, "Sir"... Why? :D

Hey, if you wanna challenge Sir Vinnie Miller, you go right ahead. I knew that poking the bull was deadly when I started it. At least I came away with something to brag about before the inevitable happened.

Speaking of inevitable, have you put as much time checking into restaurants in Des Moines as you have into shopping for a skirt that will only get worn if you like the way it looks on you?

Well, sure. I'm having lunch with Gary. You get to tag along regardless as we'll need some lunchtime entertainment after our round. You can watch us eat while we point and laugh! :o:p :D :cool:

That might not be so good for my appetite. :D

Girlie, if Mark is wearing a dress/ skirt, I'll buy lunch!

www.utilikilt.com (http://www.utilikilt.com)
Do these count as skirts :D

No :mad:

Kilts are not skirts. LOL :D

No :mad:

Kilts are not skirts. LOL :D


I saw a post where this guy say's he hates women players.
Some lady was going to challenge him and possibly have him wear one of these little pink tennis skirts. :eek:
I'm trying to imagine how short this little pink tennis skirt would be :D Doe's he have to shave his legs as well :eek:

I vote for waxing. :o

No :mad:

Kilts are not skirts. LOL :D


I saw a post where this guy say's he hates women players.
Some lady was going to challenge him and possibly have him wear one of these little pink tennis skirts. :eek:
I'm trying to imagine how short this little pink tennis skirt would be :D Doe's he have to shave his legs as well :eek:



Donny, in the interest of clarity, please tell all the good folks that whoever this "guy" is you're talking about, it isn't me.

I love lady golfers and I'm always trying to make them feel welcomed on the course whether I'm TDing or playing.

I don't usually make a habit of challenging female golfers, but Linds is such a bully that I accepted her challenge. Just remember when she starts whining and making excuses after World's that the sun was in her eyes or I was talking too much or my stunning good looks were too distracting, that it was she who asked for this whooping, not I.

Aye, that was some other moron who was ranting about hating women golfers. Not Atwood.

What are you trying to say, hippie?

Just sticking up for you, sell-out. :)

So "other" moron italicized was just sticking up for me?

Of course. I can't recall you ever bad-mouthing all women disc golfers.

I don't usually make a habit of challenging female golfers, but Linds is such a bully that I accepted her challenge.



Hmmm...

Like this lil girlie needed to twist your rubber arm into a bet where you get to wear a skirt in public like you've always dreamed? :D

Anyone else hear of a lil thread called lil crusher vs. atwood (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Board=Players&amp;Number=197484&amp;Searchpag e=1&amp;Main=158788&amp;Search=true&amp;#Post197484)

The first step is admitting that you have a problem. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

:D

Is it time to bring this thread back to the front ?

I've placed my wager and I want pictures of the Skirt!

I wonder if the pic of MarkA in a skirt will be appropriate for the next DGWN... :D

The Skirt Match is ON! :cool:

Yeah, show us the skirt! :D
Give us a preview, girlie.

Are we planning on a gallery, or is this a secret meeting ?

The Gallery is WELCOME!

Friday, August 6th

10AM

Ewing Park

Come watch, The Skirt Match! :D

Please filter all press requests through The Skirt Match's offical photographer, Gnduke.

After my trip to IA for World's found itself in no small amount of peril, I was rescued at the last moment and will now be on hand for the beating down of the sweet little Girlie. In fact, I'll be the one holding the club.

Although I will take no pleasure in beating Lindsay like she stole something, if she wants to do it in front of a gallery, I have no problem with it. Since Mr. Duke is handling the travel and logistics of this little affair, whatever and whenever a time and the course are agreed to he can announce it here and start whipping a potential gallery into a skirtless frenzy.

I was very disappointed to have to tell Girlie on the phone the other day that I was not gonna be able to make it, and now I'm excited that I'll be there to play what promises to be a fun round of golf with her, Lil' Crusher, and what I hope to be many new friends from across the planet.


LET'S GET IT ON!

Girlie has the place and time correct (depending of course on traffic).

I am currently in negotiations with Lil Crusher's manager to arrange a suitable time and place for that match-up.

Other photogs are welcome since I will be trying to familiarize myself with the course during the contest.

Please take photo's of Mark in a skirt.......errr i mean, Please take photo's of Girlie digging in her pocketbook.

This one is going to be close :DVegas wouldn't even touch it! :o

Fri. 10 am, I'm not even getting to Des Moines until 11:00! I was really hoping to see this. Must have pictures!

Come on out, Rob!

We won't even be through the front at Ewing when you arrive. ;)

what type of skirt WILL mark BE wearing!!!

I think a poodle skirt.

Especially if he plans to go commando.

Come on out, Rob!

We won't even be through the front at Ewing when you arrive. ;)



Correction--Mark won't be through the front. He'll probably be sobbing uncontrollably by Hole 6.

LOL!

I'm keeping that information under "wraps" :D

I do so appreciate all the faith in my abilities displayed by my...ahem... friends .

I have faith, but man you're gonna need a direct line to the Vatican.... :)

Oh and beware Gary randomly dropping OB lines on the course....

I'm afraid that I won't have time to run OB lines before the start of the event.


Guess that means I'll have to run them after they drive. :D

I think a poodle skirt.

Especially if he plans to go commando.



I was thinking the Catholic school girl look myself

I was thinking the Catholic school girl look myself



You'd need to shave first Efrain.

Hey! I went to Catholic school... maybe I have an old plaid jumper laying around... :p

i vote for the brittney spears look :eek:

Absolutely No Brittney, He's riding with me.

Hey! I went to Catholic school... maybe I have an old plaid jumper laying around... :p



and Saddle shoes? Gotta have the saddle shoe with the plaid jumper!

http://members.aol.com/brvhearts/fustanella.jpg (I VOTE FOR THIS ONE )

Try it this way

http://members.aol.com/brvhearts/fustanella.jpg

oops thanks for the help.

gotta love the shoes

Hey! I went to Catholic school... maybe I have an old plaid jumper laying around... :p



ooh ooh show me show me

Does that count as a collared shirt ?

i think it would

http://www.costumesociety.org.uk/skirts.htm


somehow ran across this one.. scary.. they even have the shoes on :o

Mark you should be happy to see this...

Guidelines for Butt-Pinching Gentlemen in Skirts

1. The practice of butt-pinching is reserved for close friends, that
is, consenting adults. Participation in skinny-dipping, sauna parties, grudge disc golf matches,
coed showers and nude cocktail parties may, in some cases, substitute
for close friendship. When in doubt, ask the intended pinchee. (See
#2.)

2. When in doubt about intended's consent to be pinched, it is
appropriate to ask "May I pinch your butt?" (See "Guidelines for Date
Rape Prevention.")

3. Butt-pinches, by their very nature, serve the purpose of a greeting
and/or surprise. They are performed with an air of playfulness, never
as a prelude to any lascivious activity. They can be given both on and
off the golf course.

4. A butt pinch bestowed on a dancer in another line can add to the
mystery of the dance. However, great care must be taken to maintain the
rhythm and continuity of the dance.

5. By administering a butt-pinch, the pincher is, in turn, giving
permission to be a pinchee.

6. Butt pinches must never result in injury, intended or otherwise.
Women (and, in some cases, men) with long nails should use restraint and
observe "safe butt-pinching" practices.

Hey! I went to Catholic school... maybe I have an old plaid jumper laying around... :p



I think that is the perfect winner for Atwood there. I will have the pleasure (thanks to Gary Duke) of getting all of you hole by hole updates straight from the course. While they will be enjoying Worlds, and I will not be enjoying Friday at work, the real-time fun of this should be great.

And yes..we have to have pictures of either the skirt or the sign from the banquet. Geesh - reading this whole thread in 1 sitting is like digesting 3 holes of Mark putting :D

FRIDAY 10AM!!!!! :)

:)

:)



Atwoods shortest post ever

Theo, can we use the NT live scoring PDA to follow the Skirt Match (tm) live on www.pdgatour.com (http://www.pdgatour.com)?

As flattered as I am that you would want to see live updates of me beating Lindsay, I somehow feel that on the eve of our biggest event of the year, a skirt match is not the best use of our resources.

How 'bout some odds for this Battle of the Sexes - Iowa Style?

I'm sure there will be some sidebet action taking place, since the DG betting world seems fairly divided on this one. :)

it will be a great birthday present to see mark in a skirt..................


NOT!!!!!!

i'm kinda torn on this match....i like girlie...met her in virginia last year....
i like mark's postings for the most part(even if he is from texas)
home of my favorite poster
yes-no bitner (AKA jay bitner) :D

how about a tie...then i could see the rematch next year in flagstaff :D

keith

Flagstaff?? Marka is a Texan; you can't expect him to leave the Republic two years in a row!

He's not GnDuke or Maceman, ya know? :)

Rhett, you need to get a new line. This will be my 4th year in a row of playing DG outside of The Republic. :)

I'll be going to Okie land this year too, if you count that. :)

May the one with the coolest WVO mini win!

Sorry, Murphy!

I couldn't find the jumper so the cute pink mini with ruffles I found at the Rack will have to do the trick. ;)

Thanks for volunteering your & your employer's time and resources to bring our little day of fun to the masses! :D :D

I've got my digi camera and as soon as I learn how to host a pic (or Gary gets a hold of them ;)) you WILL get to see Mark in that skirt! ;) :o:cool:

flagstaff is probably the same distance as iowa so he can't claim it is too far to travel... :D

i won't get to find out for a couple of hours after it's over who won....i hope nobody posts the result on the visable part of the message board replies...it will be like trying not to hear the score of the game you are taping then right as you walk in the door the neighbor yells "how about those guys getting their *** kicked"....i just calmly walk over to the vcr and yank the tape out and throw it in the trash :D

except the computer belongs to work so i can't throw it in the trash can :D

As flattered as I am that you would want to see live updates of me beating Lindsay, I somehow feel that on the eve of our biggest event of the year, a skirt match is not the best use of our resources.





See, even Mark's calling it "a skirt match" :D he know's I've got this one in the bag! :D

Hey Keith! Thanks for your support :cool:


how about a tie...then i could see the rematch next year in flagstaff




There is ALWAYS the possibility of a re-match - anywhere anytime, except that I hope to be playing in Allentown, PA at the next worlds!!! :eek: :D/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

How 'bout some odds for this Battle of the Sexes - Iowa Style?




I'm sorry to admit I haven't followed this closely.

Is there a handicap involved, or just straight up? Standard stroke play? Which course? Which tees? What time of day and what is the alcohol policy of the participants?

Early line:
-120 Atwood (sorry girlie, I just report the numbers, my personal money is on you)
3 o/u winning margin

Is there a handicap involved, or just straight up? Standard stroke play? Which course? Which tees? What time of day and what is the alcohol policy of the participants?




No Handicap - straight up mano-e-girlie :D

Standard rules of play.

Ewing is the course.

I prefer the short tees as this is a warm up for the worlds match and there's a marathon of golf to be played all week, so unless Mark demands the longs, we will play short tees. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

The match starts at 10AM (depending on traffic of course) and alcohol is permitted. :cool:

[thanks Rodney, I won't let you down ;)]

Mark Mark GOOOOOOOO Mark!

SHORT TEES?

What are you trying to do, Girlie? Will you be playing the short tees when it counts? Will I? You need an extra edge all of a sudden? What gives here?

Hmmm...

You wanna change things up this late in the game I have a proposal for you.

We can play the short tees if you agree that in addition to buying me lunch when I win, you will wear a special Hill Country Flyers polo on a day or time of my choosing.

How bad do you want those short tees? :D

What's next? You gonna ask me to play the whole round with an Ultrastar? :)

I have no doubt that we drive about the same distance - tees do not matter other than to save our energy for the real competition.

If you want the longs, it's on. :p

So that's a no on the shirt?

Hmmm, on second thought...

I'll be a sport! ;)

Okay, make it the short tees and throw in the shirt - that won't really matter as you'll be wearing the skirt! :D

Done and done.

:D

Now what's this talk about an ultrastar??? :cool:

Mark is going to win by 7, why even have the match? Just give it to him now! :D

You my boy, Chris. :D

After some more investigation, I find:

<table border="1"><tr><td>Marka</td><td>Girlie
</td></tr><tr><td>Ave since 7/1/2003</td><td>842</td><td>773
</td></tr><tr><td>StDev since 7/1/2003</td><td>46</td><td>48
</td></tr><tr><td></td><td>
</td></tr><tr><td>Ave since 1/1/2004</td><td>856</td><td>798
</td></tr><tr><td>StDev since 1/1/2004</td><td>51</td><td>40
</td></tr><tr><td> </tr></td></table>

Plugging those into the GForceOddsMakerProPlusXP(tm) system, we see that Marka is expected to win just over 80% of the time.

This would normally make him a 1:4 favorite. However, due to outside factors including the Pressure of the Skirt, the margin has been lowered to 1:2. And although the ratings beg for a 5 stroke over/under, heavy early betting on the under has decreased the margin to 2.5 strokes.

Ewing, as it will be set up for Worlds, has 10 holes over 350 (9 over 400) and plays 8072 feet from the long tees. From the shorts, it has 6 over 350 (5 over 400) and plays 5499 feet.

Thanks Rodney. Not being much of a gambler, I'm not sure what all that really means to anyone wanting to wager on this much anticipated Riggs/King, Muldowney/Kallita, Bugs in drag/Elmer, Lt. Uhuru/Mr. Spock Battle of the Sexes, but I'm certain if there were a window to place your bets, there'd be a line.

a-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n!!!!!

Mark this seems to be a lose - lose situation for you...

If you win the match...we will all give you grief about beating up on a girl, if you lose we'll enjoy chatting with "The_Left_Reverend_B_Poofda"

I wish you the best of luck.

PS. leave the squid at home you don't want her to see her daddy cry.

Mark this seems to be a lose - lose situation for you...




I did think about that. But she's the one that called me out. What could I do? I was in a lose/lose at that point. :)

I guess now all I can do is beat her handily, as little pleasure as it will bring me. ;)

Good luck and remember...when no one else will, Mark Atwood!

HA!

And here I thought you were winning, Mark! Winning the opportunity to spend some quality time with the girlie while she teaches you a thing or two about golf! :D

And everyone can see how much you dislike attention... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

whip his arse girlie like we all do in TEXAS. just don't let him wear the shorts that give his head air. :D

Gary D. - can you hook Lindsay up with an Atwood Shirt :confused: I am sure she would enjoy one

Gee C-dub, thanks so much for your support.

BTW, who's your money on?

I think you can pull it out within the last few holes. good luck with the REAL reason you are going to IOWA. oh and I think you will hit 6000 before you leave. :D

Nope, when I get close I'm gonna stop.

#6,000 is reserved for Iowa. Maybe for the post-Girlie whooping speech. :)

#6,000 is reserved for Iowa. Maybe for the post-Girlie whooping speech.



What's that old saying about chickens and counting?

Oh, yeah - you're counting on me being a chicken and although I am a chick ;) I won't be saying "ba-gawk" when I whoop you! :D

Get ready for the skirt, yah! :D

Oh, I'm ready, no doubt about that. Just not ready to wear the skirt.

Which reminds me, since I would hate for you to have wasted your money, is it something that would look cute on you?

After the match is over - the skirt will be framed along with a picture of you in it! ;)

I wonder how much something like that would go for on ebay? :D

I dunno, how much do empty picture frames go for on eBay?

good luck to both of you,may the better person win
and i do want to see picture's or a dvd of this event with the procedes going to a charity :D

good luck to both of you,may the better person win
and i do want to see picture's or a dvd of this event with the procedes going to a charity :D



Maybe there could be a commemorative disc like what was done for Ken and Barry's stirring finish on a CE Roc?

Keith M.? Dave D.? Mike H.? McC...oh, nevermind. :)

Make syre to shave those legs before you leave Mark, Girlie is gonna put a super size whoopin on you! :eek:

Thanks for your support, Leyviar. Nice to know you're on my side. :mad:

BTW, get a nice haircut so you don't look shaggy in your new Cowboys cap! :D

I was sad not to see your name on the reg list for my first Worlds. :(

Maybe I'll get out there to Amlanta soon to hang. Tell the fam I said Hi.

Girlie already has several shirts ordered and I'll be delivering them in Iowa.

good luck to both of you, may the better person win




Don't say that, then I'm screwed. Let's go with "may the better golfer win." I'm more comfortable with that. :)

May the best smack talker win. :D

Wait, smack talkers don't have any game.

May the best smack talker win. :D

Wait, smack talkers don't have any game.



This coming from a guy with several big wins under his belt who is also the undisputed master of the Stealth Smack!

May the guy who is a better talker and a golfer than Girlie win.

How 'bout that?

:p

May the karma flow...

:D

I'm picking the underdog. Go Mark.

Those were stealth wins as well.

Hide in plain sight and hit them when their guard is down.

:p

May the karma flow...

:D



That I can get on board with. See ya soon, Ms. Merce.


Oh, BTW, you're going down. :D

I'm picking the underdog. Go Mark.



lol. Good luck to both players!!

I'm picking the underdog. Go Mark.



Thanks, Brother Hysell, I'll try not to disappoint. :)

The real question is, will he hit 6000 before he leaves..... He wont disappoint. :p

No Eddie, #6,000 and my legions of fans will have to wait. It will originate from the World Championships of Disc Golf in Des Moines, IA., sometime Friday evening.

I'm making #5,999 here, because the next one will be to gloat after my lopsided victory over Ms. Girlie (or to sulk, but I don't see that happening.)

I'm outta here ladies and gents. See you in IA or type at ya from there.


WooHoo!!!

do you get a golden set of wrist braces when you hit 6,000? :)

No Eddie, #6,000 and my legions of fans will have to wait. It will originate from the World Championships of Disc Golf in Des Moines, IA., sometime Friday evening.

I'm making #5,999 here, because the next one will be to gloat after my lopsided victory over Ms. Girlie (or to sulk, but I don't see that happening.)

I'm outta here ladies and gents. See you in IA or type at ya from there.


WooHoo!!!



He's gonna be so mad at me! I figured out his password, and I might just make #6000 a most memorable one for him! :D

Username - Marka
Password - Icantputt

???

:)

you little hacker you :)

Can't wait to start updating this event tomorrow...Gary, you better send me those scores

Nice job, Bender, so YOU do the post! I didn't want to get my hands dirty anyway...

DON'T DO IT :o:D:eek:

All is well,
Both parties are in Des Moines and prepared to do battle.

Live updates to follow.

Just got off the phone with Mark and Gary...we are ready to rock...updates to follow...

While were at the first hole Girlie just made her putt for par, Mark lines up for his putt from eight feet away... All of a sudden you hear a LOUD **** it hits the basket in drops to the ground four feet away.... He lines up again and you hear Sh*t and the sound of his disc hitting the top of the basket..... Girlie looks at him and says it a give me and picks up Mark's disc. :o:D

This is just a simulation :D

Mark doesn't know what a gimmie is :o

Good luck Girlie! Have fun. Say Hi to Billy and the Crew for me. :D

Mark doesn't know what a gimmie is :o



Thats the only thing he knows :o:D

Come on Lindsay!!! Girls Rule!

They should be about ready to tee off.....here we go!!!

whos gonna give us updates as to how the match is going ?

I need a play by play!!!!!

whos gonna give us updates as to how the match is going ?



I am..read the thread :o:)

1ST HOLE - ATWOOD 4 - LINDSAY 4

2ND HOLE ATWOOD 3 - LINDSAY 5

1ST HOLE - ATWOOD 4 - LINDSAY 4

2ND HOLE ATWOOD 3 - LINDSAY 5



The first hole was downhill among mature trees.

The second hole is kind of tunnelish, though it's not *dense* woods off the fairway. Though it's reachable, 3 is a good score, especially for an 850 player.

The front nine has some trees. You'll smack one if you are off line, but the recovery isn't usually too bad.

The back 9 is much longer and has far fewer trees. But also more open to wind, if there is any today.

Which course are they playing up there? I am sure it is in the thread somewhere, but I am waiting on these scores to come in

If they're playing the long tees, hole 5 is 580 up a gradual hill, with some trees for added fun. Hole 6 is downhill 630, a little more open, but a dogleg and several strategic trees and bushes. Things could get interesting on those holes.

HOLE 3 - ATWOOD 4 - LINDSEY 4...

my phone is dying..d*#@M...time to find a charger quick

come on girlie :D

Which course are they playing up there? I am sure it is in the thread somewhere, but I am waiting on these scores to come in



They said it would be Ewing.

Hole 4 is only 270, and not too much trouble. Possible 2 for both of them. Shouldn't be more than a 3.

Adam, where are yall playing, what state, what course???
You cant be too far, you where just at mckinney 24 hours ago!
Lemme know

Adam is at work in Addison, Atwood and Lindsey are playing in Des Monis, Lindsey is from CA.

HOLE 4 - 3'S FOR BOTH

HOLE 5 - 5'S FOR BOTH

Lindsey is from CA.



or Maryland. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif