kostar
May 25 2005, 03:11 PM
I guess this make your post count 1000.
friZZaks
May 25 2005, 03:13 PM
we are working on getting over there.....
the friZZacks best get up here, we actually got beds for you this time
mugilcephalus
May 25 2005, 06:48 PM
8.
friZZaks
May 25 2005, 11:03 PM
yes niggritus....the frizzaks are coming....3 deep....including TCOTU....\yeah.....itss on
mugilcephalus
May 26 2005, 11:43 AM
Do not ever show up 38 minutes bfore your flight leaves, it will cost you six hours. 41 minutes and you're good to go.
Yuck, should still be there for doubles.
I like getting there 20 min early so you have plenty of time to drink while you wait for your next flight.
mugilcephalus
May 26 2005, 12:09 PM
Well, I going to try again. I'm giving myslef 2 hours. PLENTY of time for to get drunk for the card game.
mugilcephalus
May 31 2005, 02:50 PM
Just wanted to say hi to Pinky.
Team LLM represented well at the Va Open this weekend :D sorry to have missed the BVC, but the Grange called for a victory...
a victory??????well that gets REWARDS for sure
not a very big victory, but a victory nonetheless. :D
wilma
Jun 01 2005, 07:51 AM
a win is a win
Congrats Marsha ;)
I'm glad you got to play with us Monday :D
bschweberger
Jun 08 2005, 10:00 AM
Too bad the Messiah will not be able to swim in the waters of the Midwest. He will be greatly missed, and his knowledge greatly underappreciated. The Word of the Fish will still flow over the community with grace and Style.
let it flow brotha'............i will be cashin' i mean swimmin' in winston.......
mittenz isn't sure whether to go there or tear it up at zeb this weekend.
brianberman
Jun 09 2005, 12:25 AM
zeb?
radl monthly
i'll be in Colorado buyin' me a house :D
and where will YOU be, brian?
bschweberger
Jun 09 2005, 12:47 PM
let it flow brotha'............i will be cashin' i mean swimmin' in winston.......
Rip it Fluv
brianberman
Jun 09 2005, 10:55 PM
i got pixies tickets
rickb
Jun 13 2005, 08:45 PM
For those fish on training that need thier name
www.fishbase.org (http://www.fishbase.org)
every fish listed, ever. there's not a bigger list out there.
nice work rick now find your name and post it here.
no fish name can ever, and i mean EVER top my fish name. :D
F to tha L to tha U to tha V
i am the fish in this ****** yall all wish you could be
crucified on this board for all yo sins
back on in 3 days mackin' and smackin again.
also known as crump and E.Niggs.....the fish Messiah
got the intellect and the flow to take you all up higher
so know at the top there can be no other
peace out to all D-ciples, fin sistas' and brothas'
mugilcephalus
Jun 14 2005, 09:21 AM
hoTT.
cwphish
Jun 14 2005, 10:13 AM
Pollachius Virens of the southern pond here, just wondering what fishes are coming to visit the southern pond for the points bonanas?
Pollachius Virens of the southern pond here, just wondering what fishes are coming to visit the southern pond for the points bonanas?
I'll be coming in for Thursday at Reedy Creek...... but that's the only one I'll be able to make. I believe Brian is coming down as well, but not sure which events he'll be hitting.
brianberman
Jun 14 2005, 12:42 PM
I'm down Finday night
Playin renny and sugaw
Hey Mr. Messiah -- team LLM brought back another V in int. women :cool:and the best tournament round I've ever shot -- a 70 at Sugaw Creek.
Mr. Messiah???????? c'mon lova' thats so formal........anywho thats dbl rewards for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
friZZaks
Jun 20 2005, 10:53 PM
the was no messiah to lead the flock to greatness in the QC
brianberman
Jun 20 2005, 11:43 PM
I was happy with what i did
Saturday only of course
i was on the banks of jordan........preachin to the masses
bschweberger
Jun 21 2005, 10:38 AM
i was on the banks of jordan........preachin to the masses
TThe Messiah was lookin out for the masses of TTrim Fishes that were reppin Nationwide.
that Schwebby is 1 smart MOFO......and a fin broTTha' and a number 1 disc-iple.
bschweberger
Jun 21 2005, 11:50 PM
that Schwebby is 1 smart MOFO......and a fin broTTha' and a number 1 disc-iple.
I only call'em like I see'em.
RumJugs 4 life
mugilcephalus
Jun 25 2005, 11:51 PM
What Fish are thinking of hitting the BHMO? I just got "permission" to go. Please inform. And let the TTrimmers know as well.
M.c
cuttas
Jun 26 2005, 01:42 PM
I'm going!
you need to come down next week for the celebra<font color="red">TT</font>ions?
mugilcephalus
Jun 26 2005, 05:26 PM
I'd love to but we're closing on a place and moving next weekend. What time do you expect to blackout this year?
cuttas
Jun 26 2005, 06:58 PM
BLACKOUT !?!
I don't remember blacking out?
bschweberger
Jun 26 2005, 10:39 PM
Does anybody really ever remember Blacking Out.
TTrim Fishin' at Zeb........why the Frizzies not gonna show??
Fondulus heteroclitus will be there :D
bschweberger
Jul 01 2005, 12:48 AM
TTrim Fishin' at Zeb........why the Frizzies not gonna show??
Cause they are not TTrue Fishes.
brianberman
Jul 01 2005, 11:12 AM
I still think my fish name is pretty good
Brycinus longipinnis
I AM THERE
everytime i see that name i...........nevermind
ridding shotgun in the spinnaprise equals 25 COOL points......
geTTin an hour of the messiah's time all to yourself................
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
you realize your head could explode from the absorbtion of all the knowledge
bschweberger
Jul 01 2005, 07:26 PM
which name????
bschweberger
Jul 01 2005, 07:27 PM
you realize your head could explode from the absorbtion of all the knowledge
The Messiah's WORD'S are Bond.
yes, yes, i picked a good one :D
mugilcephalus
Jul 02 2005, 06:38 AM
geTTin an hour of the messiah's time all to yourself................
It is PRICELESS!
bschweberger
Jul 04 2005, 12:42 PM
geTTin an hour of the messiah's time all to yourself................
It is PRICELESS!
It is very Priceless.
friZZaks
Jul 18 2005, 01:22 PM
was there a fish ace-hole this weekend......?
bschweberger
Jul 18 2005, 01:46 PM
OHHHHHH, Was there. It was an out of this World Messiah ace. The fish Population went to School on Sunday.
jaxx
Jul 18 2005, 01:48 PM
word i saw it live from hole 4's teepad. i heard his daughter wasnt watching that hole though
bschweberger
Jul 18 2005, 01:49 PM
Nope, unfortunately the little guppy had just left with Momma Messiah.
cwphish
Jul 18 2005, 02:45 PM
The little guppy does not have his calves either.
calves equal aces............and the guppy heard it she was at the top o the hill with felix norris and stick........walt told me he was trying to explain what was going on and she was just lookin' at him like uhhhhh ok
Th Don wiTTnessed The Messiah ace.......thats classic ******** classic
Th Don wiTTnessed The Messiah ace.......thats classic ******** classic
RD also witnessed the Messiah ace....... I was on the lead advanced card with The Don and we were on the teepad for hole 4 and heard the chains bang right behind us. Too bad I fell apart in the last round though.....
So who ended up with the pink fish? Coulda been me with that fine 56 to finish.
aRe Dee
if pinky was for the last round it yours baby...otherwise i will keep it
mugilcephalus
Jul 18 2005, 09:54 PM
pinky is hard to get rid of...
so...........when you comin down for a tourney :o
mugilcephalus
Jul 19 2005, 01:34 AM
Once winter returns here...say 5 weeks.
Actually I'll be back in town Labor Day weekend(Thursday morning through Monday) for my Fantasy Football draft. It's in Winston but it's cheaper to fly into RDU. So I'll probably hit UNC or the Valley. Maybe I can even convince a few of the Fishes to swim up to Yadkinville or JSP?
Any interest in swiming to Houston for TTexas STaTes in SepTTember? Just a ROUGH thought. P's Daddy needs a little R&R.
mugilcephalus
Jul 19 2005, 10:57 AM
Texas or Chicago in late Ocotber...hmmm...Ok, I'll do it.
brianberman
Jul 19 2005, 11:48 AM
Fishy is the overall total at the tourney. Tags are last round.
Sorry Messiah, you still own the pink.
although read that last statement, i can't be that bad?
messiah
Jul 19 2005, 07:14 PM
Yes there was....it was sic, sic like 2 Col. Crumps
bschweberger
Jul 19 2005, 09:44 PM
bout time TThe_Messiah showed himself for the first time on the message board.
friZZaks
Jul 20 2005, 04:48 PM
true messiah for real....
TTru meZZiah phor real
bschweberger
Jul 23 2005, 08:23 PM
RumJugs swam all the way up Joisey to take home the Jam for his Fishy brethren
mugilcephalus
Jul 24 2005, 06:13 AM
The Fishes bask in your Glory!!!!
messiah
Jul 24 2005, 04:01 PM
Rum Jugs....highest rated disciple...always reppin'
Hey Messiah... Team LLM is relocating to Colorado next Tuesday, August 2. Whatcha got on your plate next weekend? we should try to get in a round or so (of beer, silly). /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Hey Messiah... Team LLM is relocating to Colorado next Tuesday, August 2. Whatcha got on your plate next weekend? we should try to get in a round or so (of beer, silly). /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Sounds like you need to make it to Cornwallis on Tuesday for one last round of Durham Doubles......
messiah
Jul 26 2005, 07:58 PM
a round or 2? what about shots? what about body shots? what about paris? what about my shoes?? i need my shoes
granted i am all "on loan" to TThe Messiah... I think you'll have to clear that body shots with the boy for this weekend, since it's my last one here and all...
we'll be at the CC this Sunday for my last tournament before heading to the great wild west. Looks like I may be able to make it back for Sneaky Pete as well, that's my fall break weekend. Depends on funds... we'll see.
messiah
Jul 29 2005, 11:44 PM
well.....you make it back for the sneeky pete and the body shots are on like a chicken bone! by that time mabey the boy will have cleared it /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
messiah
Aug 02 2005, 12:30 AM
fish reppin' in chapel hill...........dbls tonight won by sheffy and e.niggs 13 down
bschweberger
Aug 02 2005, 10:42 AM
fish reppin' in chapel hill...........dbls tonight won by sheffy and e.niggs 13 down
Nice shootin, that is HTD.
The PuTTs must of been spawning in the basket.
mugilcephalus
Aug 02 2005, 10:54 AM
Since when do you ever make it to the CH doubles? The times must be changin'. Don't forget to call in sick 9.1.
We'll be swimmin' for Winston.
messiah
Aug 02 2005, 01:31 PM
i don't remember there being a putt inside 40 missed :D
messiah
Aug 02 2005, 01:32 PM
if you gonna be here labor day week-end....you might as well play hickory and take back this pink fish .......it looks so much beTTer on your bag :o
mugilcephalus
Aug 02 2005, 02:15 PM
Can't. I'm in town for our fantasy football draft. It's better than Christmas.
And you can keep the fish for awhile longer, pinkie.
messiah
Aug 03 2005, 06:49 PM
Fantasy who wh wh wh wh what??????????????????
better than Fluvmas?
the polution of the city has affected your k-noggin.
you are know talkin' like a true sub 900 playa :eek:
bschweberger
Aug 03 2005, 07:49 PM
:eek: :D
mugilcephalus
Aug 04 2005, 02:18 AM
Am I gonna have to leave the penthouse to come teach you a lesson?
messiah
Aug 04 2005, 09:22 AM
what are you gonna teach me how to hail a taxi?
M.Ceph 1005 rated taxi hailer.
friZZaks
Aug 04 2005, 10:07 AM
TThe MeZZiah has Spoken
mugilcephalus
Aug 04 2005, 11:21 AM
September 1. UNC. Noon. Big dollars. Your crucifixion(again).
Pinky
bschweberger
Aug 04 2005, 11:58 AM
Sounds like there is going to be a Fish Fry
you are now talkin' like a true sub 900 playa :eek:
how may I be of service?
September 1. UNC. Noon. Big dollars. Your crucifixion(again).
Pinky
How many times must the TThe MeZZiah arise from crucifixion before you believe...this man is BLESSED.
mugilcephalus
Aug 04 2005, 02:59 PM
He may be blessed but he's goin' in the hole for a couple more days in September.
jfsheffield
Aug 04 2005, 07:41 PM
Chaca will be there, what are the stakes?
mugilcephalus
Aug 05 2005, 12:10 AM
You can play for free.
messiah
Aug 05 2005, 12:35 AM
who wants to caddy for TThe meZZiah whilst i kick that chi town bOOty.
Oh i guess that means it's on..........and to answer the next question.......no none of my winnings from hickory will be going to Chicago.
mugilcephalus
Aug 05 2005, 03:02 PM
Well, we're talking the Thursday before Hickory so be sure to preregister. I'd hate for you to miss it on my account(pun intended).
jfsheffield
Aug 05 2005, 07:30 PM
I think Chicago has made Ceph soft...doesn't want to put any stakes on it...my rating has been dropping...
mugilcephalus
Aug 05 2005, 07:33 PM
My [I'm a potty-mouth!]. Brings lots of twenties.
jfsheffield
Aug 05 2005, 07:38 PM
I only got the messiah by one today at UNC...watch out Ceph!
jfsheffield
Aug 05 2005, 07:39 PM
Oh yeah...ITS ON!
messiah
Aug 05 2005, 08:50 PM
oh yes you are right it is the thur. before hickory........and what about the price of beans in pueto rico?????
mugilcephalus
Aug 05 2005, 09:05 PM
You won't be able to afford 'em after I'm done with you.
bschweberger
Aug 05 2005, 09:35 PM
I forsee the Messiah Rising to TThe TTop of the perverbeal School of liTTle Fishes.
liTTle TTunny
messiah
Aug 05 2005, 09:54 PM
hey, read your sig....and listen to Schweb he is a smart fish and a top-notch disciple
brianberman
Aug 07 2005, 12:35 AM
Heck even the lowly B. Longipinnis can whip up on TThe chi TTown booTTy nowadays
I'm in buTT I have TTo go TTo Hickory on Fri.
messiah
Aug 09 2005, 12:46 PM
aight thurs sept 1 come on out and bring 20 straight cash. side bet for m.syphallis and TThe meZZiah 20 a stroke to the good.
messiah
Aug 09 2005, 12:50 PM
yeaahhh boeeeee
lets start a pool 1 dolla and pick a number 1-20 to represent how much steve losses by
mugilcephalus
Aug 09 2005, 02:00 PM
Remeber to include negative values of a larger range...
mugilcephalus
Aug 09 2005, 02:02 PM
Heck even the lowly B. Longipinnis can whip up on TThe chi TTown booTTy nowadays
I'm in buTT I have TTo go TTo Hickory on Fri.
My God! Have all of you just taken to smoking crack since I left?
messiah
Aug 10 2005, 10:36 AM
if we smokin' crack in durham you might want to try it, our ratings are all over 900.
i hung bleedin' on this board for all the fish......and now you gonna' be my judas??????
you slippin' i might have to bust one out to help get you back on track
brianberman
Aug 10 2005, 12:35 PM
Listen to the Man Steve
He know what he talkin bout
mugilcephalus
Aug 10 2005, 12:40 PM
Don't let those ratings fool you too much.. And do not call me Judas for I will kiss the sacred holes in your fins and replace your crown of scales.
However, I will whip your everlivin' [I'm a potty-mouth!] in three weeks! I think I hear the heretic stirring...
friZZaks
Aug 10 2005, 01:06 PM
BOW
messiah
Aug 10 2005, 01:18 PM
clickity clack clickity clack, hoTT hand in a dice game baby girl........thats the only chance you got...........luck.
now let my crucify this heritic
ick scale disease fish crack head derilict
snap gone south or north in your case
sept 1 about 3 pm leave it dripping off your face
money shoTT straight aim cash in my pocket
you on this board like you hoTT thats how i'm gonna' drop it
drip drip drip m. syphallis you need a zythromax cocktail
5 holes in you be like **** i'm straight in Tar Hell
why did i chalenge the messiah why did i wish for a miracle why did i not recognize the TTrue Fish Imperical
your pride busted cash shrinkin soul damned eternal
my wallet swole almost as much as Crump the Col.
if we smokin' crack in durham you might want to try it, our ratings are all over 900.
Even Chris "young Dunn" is at 904...... and his brother Miles was over 900 on the previous rating...... but he took a dip back under 900 with the recent update.
You need to make it back and check out Chapel Hill's course. It's looking better right now than it has in a few years.
RD (whose rating will plummit next update)
brianberman
Aug 10 2005, 03:54 PM
He even brought out TThe Colonel!!
You in trouble Steve
brianberman
Aug 10 2005, 05:02 PM
eat me
messiah
Aug 10 2005, 05:46 PM
e.lushit profile: a fish wanna be, often tries to impersonate TThe meZZiah, a fool, has tried to rap and failed, has gone fin to fin with the messiah for 34.2 seconds....and failed.
had to leave the south in an agreement with TThe meZZiah(in exchange for his life). he was banned from the big pond for life.
friZZaks
Aug 10 2005, 06:19 PM
Dont drink the water......These fish
[email protected]#k in it................
I don't rap, too busy spittin' your scales out...
messiah
Aug 10 2005, 08:23 PM
do they really call it scales in chi town??..............................
all my honeys call it spunkalicious.....
ain't nothin like the messiah's spunkalicious.... mmmmmmmmm....... i can taste it even from Colorado...........
bschweberger
Aug 10 2005, 11:20 PM
ain't nothin like the messiah's spunkalicious.... mmmmmmmmm....... i can taste it even from Colorado...........
:eek: :o
messiah
Aug 10 2005, 11:36 PM
the col. is now at aTTention
(of course, my apologies to the MiTTZZ... but he is the one who allowed me to be Team LLM in the first place! Riddle me this -- how can I be a loana without the owna?)
Team LLM... reppin' from the Rockies!
messiah
Aug 11 2005, 04:45 PM
good observation, rule #1 of Team LLM clearly states no single women need apply......only married or in a relationship are eligible..........now with you in colorado how is rule # 2 going to play out.........word to the mitZZ
messiah
Aug 13 2005, 10:20 PM
i am flabergasted that this thread has slowed.............so much fun to be had.................where is E.Lushity and his boyeee liTTle stevIE WAters
mugilcephalus
Aug 16 2005, 03:28 PM
Have your fun while you can. Get spectators, I want witnesses.
messiah
Aug 16 2005, 10:08 PM
what do you need witnesses for?????? your rating can be viewed online 24/7..........for lazy people it is 899
mugilcephalus
Aug 17 2005, 11:52 AM
It's just a meaningless numbers. The number I'm interested in is the amount of twenties you'll be handing over.
Two weeks...
messiah
Aug 17 2005, 08:28 PM
It's just a meaningless numbers. The number I'm interested in is the amount of twenties you'll be handing over.
Two weeks...
i predict a 5 stroke victory by TThe meZZiah
I'm predickting 5 strokes from this ho named Mariah...
mikenorris
Aug 18 2005, 01:10 AM
what do you need witnesses for?????? your rating can be viewed online 24/7..........for lazy people it is 899
**** Steve is 899 now. Even I could prob beat him with that rating.. :p
brianberman
Aug 18 2005, 11:04 AM
Burn
Of course Mike is throwing 1000s out there light empty beer cans at cornwallis.
mugilcephalus
Aug 18 2005, 02:13 PM
Et tu, Mike Norris?
messiah
Aug 23 2005, 05:45 PM
eT Tu......drip drip drip
mugilcephalus
Aug 24 2005, 12:26 PM
Hard to believe I missed such an obvious opportunity to use TTrim insignia.
8 days.
messiah
Aug 24 2005, 04:53 PM
couldn't believe you missed that one Ceph.......your mind is slippin' like your game.
mugilcephalus
Aug 24 2005, 10:05 PM
Slippin like your twenties into my wallet.
messiah
Aug 25 2005, 04:23 PM
now you want to borrow the 100 you gonna owe????????????
mugilcephalus
Aug 26 2005, 12:23 PM
OK, we can play for $100.
messiah
Aug 26 2005, 04:04 PM
a hundred? at 20 a stroke i was being nice prediting only a 5 stroke victory.....you trying to get out cheap????
mugilcephalus
Aug 26 2005, 04:05 PM
OK, we can play for $20/stroke.
jfsheffield
Aug 26 2005, 07:25 PM
Can I play for that too?
mugilcephalus
Aug 26 2005, 07:37 PM
no
messiah
Aug 26 2005, 09:47 PM
sure i can cover it with what i win from steve
How do you throw so well with all that scar tissue??
messiah
Aug 26 2005, 11:17 PM
when you've worn a crown of thorns, been beaten, sTTabbed with a spear, spike nailed to a large wooden cross and come back from it all..............whats a liTTle car tissue??
mugilcephalus
Aug 29 2005, 09:41 AM
T_Fluv, don't forget to bring lots of alcohol. It will help you ease the pain.
3 days
This I have forseen....
M. cephalus by 4 strokes.
messiah
Aug 29 2005, 02:34 PM
This I have forseen....
M. cephalus by 4 strokes.
35% of the time, you are right every time.
My visions are accurate. So let it be written, so let it be done.
BTW, God_Fish says to stop blowing your allowance. M_cephalus will stomp you.
messiah
Aug 29 2005, 04:39 PM
you remind me of Jerry Falwell.........full of *****
mugilcephalus
Aug 29 2005, 05:07 PM
Looks like I have MTL on my side.
messiah
Aug 29 2005, 06:27 PM
lucky you........m.syphallis and hair fish, fin brothas' for life
mugilcephalus
Aug 29 2005, 06:46 PM
hair fish? What the [I'm a potty-mouth!] are you talking about? THe pressure must be getting to you.
messiah
Aug 29 2005, 08:31 PM
you don't get hair fish??????? Fluvus Christ Steve!!!!!!
i will just sit back and let others explain.
brianberman
Aug 29 2005, 09:09 PM
MTL always wears a fur coat
mugilcephalus
Aug 30 2005, 01:31 AM
Nevermind, I don't want to know.
You got about 60 hours left with your pride...
messiah
Aug 30 2005, 07:37 AM
I ain't no lion biTT ch.......i am TThe Fish Messiah, we school.
mugilcephalus
Aug 30 2005, 10:16 AM
I'm part of the school but I'm still going to leave you scaled and gutted.
now let my crucify this heritic
ick scale disease fish crack head derilict
snap gone south or north in your case
sept 1 about 3 pm leave it dripping off your face
money shoTT straight aim cash in my pocket
you on this board like you hoTT thats how i'm gonna' drop it
drip drip drip m. syphallis you need a zythromax cocktail
5 holes in you be like **** i'm straight in Tar Hell
why did i chalenge the messiah why did i wish for a miracle why did i not recognize the TTrue Fish Imperical
your pride busted cash shrinkin soul damned eternal
my wallet swole almost as much as Crump the Col.
Just for that one, I'm goin' with TThe MeZZiah by 2.
mugilcephalus
Aug 30 2005, 03:12 PM
Will everyone forsake me(other than The Prophet)?
Good luck at the WVO BS!
messiah
Aug 30 2005, 04:21 PM
you been smokin' crack???? scaled and guTTed??????
click your heels 3 times and come home baby ceph.
you done lost your mind
messiah
Aug 30 2005, 05:06 PM
a lot has changed while you been gone
i am pushin' mad weight now
so here is the last thing i will post until your return to my domain
i goTT the scares to prove it
you goTT the skills to lose it
money, pride, or wives whateva' you think you wanna bet
like my boy said in searching for bobby fischer
"you already lost you just don't know it yet"
it's like a straight fish mutiny
i think it's a thang of beauty
you left them in my charge
and now TThe MeZZiah looms large
like a storm front over your return
check the doppler forcast cause you goTT lessons to learn
got my game sharpened the glove fits so you know i'm ready
got my stripped sweater and hat straight trippin' like freddy
and you a scared liTTle child on Elm Street
runnin' and runnin' but you can't escape the messiah's heat
i'm in that head day and night even while you dreamin'
your girls like it's 3 am why the hizell you screamin'
in the corner shiver shiver shakin' and quakin'with fear
it will be over soon motha' puffa' your demise is near
the massacre of ceph 2005
bschweberger
Aug 30 2005, 05:33 PM
RumJuggy likey dat ripp.
OH, SNAP!!
man, too bad i just found this thread today. and i'm flying out of town Thursday, dammmmn! be sure to let a brotha know some details as soon as they available.
phluffhead
Aug 30 2005, 06:36 PM
Is there going to be any Live Scoring
mugilcephalus
Aug 30 2005, 06:52 PM
LIVE SCORING!!!!
Now that's a great idea!
Fish Fight 1-The Tumble in the Tank!
Mike Norris, are you out there?
friZZaks
Aug 30 2005, 10:52 PM
What the POOP is gong on here....
Jumble in the rungle..... I want some live scoring...
AND BTW...when is the invite only___TONCA___
teams of N.C. assembly... PLAY HARD...FCUK HARD..AND PARTY HARD... PH...PH...PH...
mikenorris
Aug 31 2005, 12:37 AM
LIVE SCORING!!!!
Now that's a great idea!
Fish Fight 1-The Tumble in the Tank!
Mike Norris, are you out there?
If you wanna do live scoring I can prob throw something together if somebody wants to phone in the scores to me I can post them online for everybody.
I would come out there but then it would be hard to post from the course since there is no wireless there.
PM me if you want this to happen. I will even keep track of the skins or whatever you decide to play for. Either way there will be money changing hands on Thursday.
messiah
Aug 31 2005, 09:04 AM
this could be like the 4th or 5th biggest disc golf events of the year...live scoring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wooohooo
messiah
Aug 31 2005, 09:05 AM
get me your list so i can send out the invites........
mugilcephalus
Aug 31 2005, 11:53 AM
Mike has agreed to update everyone on the status of our round. What stakes shall we settle upon? Skins and overall.
I'll take some action on all the missed puTTs you TTwo will gack from inside 15 feeTT!!
And I'm down with Skins..
mikenorris
Aug 31 2005, 03:07 PM
I will be posting the URL for the live scoring tonight. After the event is over I will then post the scores here on the board and take down the live scoring.
I am going to host it on the server @ work hopefully we will not bring it down with everybody trying to see what is going on with the Trouble in the Tank match.
mugilcephalus
Aug 31 2005, 03:29 PM
Thanks Mike!
The showdown will begin at 12:30.
$25 on overall score between M.cephalus and TThe_Messiah.
$1 skins for all other fishies willing to part with their money.
jefferson
Aug 31 2005, 03:32 PM
what happened to $20 per stroke?
mugilcephalus
Aug 31 2005, 03:36 PM
He's not quite so brash via PM.
jefferson
Aug 31 2005, 03:37 PM
blasphemy
messiah
Aug 31 2005, 03:38 PM
the 25 was for a tiebreak 1 hole.....
messiah
Aug 31 2005, 03:42 PM
you trying to wriggle ouTTa 20/stroke
mugilcephalus
Aug 31 2005, 03:44 PM
$20/stroke it is then. Man, I might be able to make it back for Sneaky Pete what with you willing to pay for airfare and all.
The Messiah will be eating ramen noodles for months!
what happened to $20 per stroke?
instigator.
i can't wait to see how this thing turns out. i'm tempted to cancel my trip to find out 1st hand.
mikenorris
Aug 31 2005, 11:06 PM
http://www.webassign.net/mike/trouble_tank.gif
The URL will likely be the following.
http://www.webassign.net/mike/
The scores will be posted there and I will update the board as well for everybody. Once the event is over the site will go down and the full results will be posted on the board.
The stakes are as follows.
$20 per stroke. For every stroke the superior fish wins by payment will be $20 by the bottom feeder. Should both fish be tied at the end of 18 holes there will be a sudden death playoff for $25 starting @ hole 2's teepad and playing to hole 4's basket. Should both particpants be tied at the end of this hole a new hole will be created in accordance with the Fish and Wildlife game handbook.
i love this school of fish.
mugilcephalus
Sep 01 2005, 12:04 AM
That is some funny [I'm a potty-mouth!]. Look at that mullet about to rip its opponets gills out.
messiah
Sep 01 2005, 12:19 AM
too cool.......but can the tank hold us???
friZZaks
Sep 01 2005, 11:39 AM
i think the loser should be grilled in a light white wine sauce and topped with lemon wedge and parsley.
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 01:28 PM
live scoring starting shortly.
Just got the call that steve did not chicken out.. :p
http://www.webassign.net/mike/
Captain
Sep 01 2005, 01:35 PM
I wish I could be there to witness this in person!!!!
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 01:41 PM
that is why we have live scoring captain.. :D
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 01:47 PM
Steve waters is heard saying "**** you sweat a lot down here"
Is it time to throw in the fishnet to save steve????
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 02:04 PM
sheffy is out playing with benson, waters, and heathcock and sheffy has birdied everything so far. six down. Sheffy is not in the Money challenge though.
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 02:23 PM
the salmon(mullet fish) has begun the upstream swim.
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 02:42 PM
Steve cracks his 7th beer and benson admits to having "relations" with a former UNC Disc golf club member.
I am staying out of that one.
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 03:29 PM
Benson wins by 4 ($80).
Steve is trying to make up holes now for double or nothing...
mikenorris
Sep 01 2005, 03:47 PM
http://www.webassign.net/mike/trouble_tank_benson.gif
<table border="1"><tr><td>Name</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>6</td><td>7</td><td>8</td><td>9</td><td>Out</td><td>10</td><td>11</td><td>12</td><td>13</td><td>14</td><td>15</td><td>16</td><td>17</td><td>18</td><td>In</td><td>Total
</td></tr><tr><td><font color="red">Benson, C. (T. Fluviatus)</font></td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>23</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>27</td><td>50
</td></tr><tr><td><font color="blue">Waters , S. (M. cephalus)</font></td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td>25</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>3</td><td>29</td><td>54
</td></tr><tr><td>Cash</td><td><font color="red">$20</font></td><td><font color="red">$20</font></td><td><font color="red">$20</font></td><td><font color="blue">$20</font></td><td><font color="red">$40</font></td><td><font color="red">$20</font></td><td><font color="red">$20</font></td><td><font color="red">$40</font></td><td><font color="red">$80</font>
</td></tr><tr><td></tr></td></table>
In addition to the battle between Fluv & Waters, we had a 5 person $1 per hole skins game with Flux, Steve, Sheffy, Kevin Heathcock & myself. Sheffy started out ON FIRE and was 8 under after the first nine holes. He got the first 5 skins and then Fluv got the next 6. I took hole 17 for 6 skins and that left only hole 18 to go. It was a push, so we played hole 1.... once again a push..... then it got crazy, playing hole 2's pad to hole 4's basket. again a push, so we played hole 5's pad to hole 6's basket (down the path, under the bridge). I shot a 7 on that one to take the last 4 skins. So the final skins challenge results are:
RD 10 skins - $50
Fluv 6 skins - $30
Sheffy 5 skins - $25
Guess this was an expensive day of disc golf for Steve :D
messiah
Sep 01 2005, 05:26 PM
for those who doubted TThe meZZiah......boo boo boo
it was never in doubt i actually backed off, he is a fin brotha after all.... and his 1 birdie didn't even hit chains :o
brianberman
Sep 01 2005, 05:41 PM
TThe propheTT is a hereTTic
Ban the non-believer!!!
messiah
Sep 01 2005, 08:15 PM
i told ya'll he/she (TThe proffeTT) was a false fake biaaaTTch
will Team LLM get to reap benefits from the MeZZiah's good fortune? :D Mittenzz is in WV this weekend... :o
messiah
Sep 03 2005, 03:28 PM
how are you gonna reap these benifits when you like 1670 miles away :confused:
brianberman
Sep 04 2005, 08:29 AM
I thought the water was deep too????
messiah
Sep 05 2005, 09:35 PM
shot a 12 down at valley today......RD and 1 of the
dunnasty witnessed. (miles i think)
mugilcephalus
Sep 05 2005, 11:33 PM
Congrats on your win. We'll have to arrange a rematch oin the near future and this time I won't get drunk. Speaking of drunk how many did it take for you to get Southard?
shot a 12 down at valley today......RD and 1 of the
dunnasty witnessed. (miles i think)
Nice shootin' by the Messiah today at the Valley. Guess he's still hot from taking all of SW's money :D
for those who doubted TThe meZZiah......boo boo boo
Straight believer from the get-go.
friZZaks
Sep 07 2005, 10:52 PM
I might be coming to raleigh..
.....TCOTU..???
messiah
Sep 08 2005, 12:05 AM
call a pimp.......we can do it.
messiah
Sep 08 2005, 12:05 AM
i knew Red was down....he has seen the skills
messiah
Sep 22 2005, 10:01 AM
M.Ceph welcome back to the club....the 900 club. 700 is just 200 to liTTle....and their messiah was a hippie. don't hide behind those numbers sunshine...the sample audiences are too small and you know it. oh by the way 1 point is as good as a thousand.
mugilcephalus
Sep 22 2005, 05:10 PM
Great, I only suck less.
cwphish
Sep 23 2005, 10:13 AM
Just wanted to swim in the northern pond for a minute..........................see you guys at the Sneeky.
speaking of the Sneaky... a little lost fishy will be swimmin' home to join the School at Sneaky Pete :D
messiah
Sep 27 2005, 05:41 PM
you need a place to stay???? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
friZZaks
Sep 28 2005, 02:38 PM
messiah...use your powers to sway the minds of the people drifting to SC this weekend. I come here before you only because i know it will be done.
messiah
Sep 28 2005, 09:58 PM
JUDAS KISS!!!!! JUDAS KISS!!!!!!!
forgive them father for they know not what they do.
messiah
Oct 03 2005, 05:54 PM
2 new fish in the aquarium Gary Gregory....and Capt. Kirk Yoo. they pickin names as we speak.
TravisGrindle12
Oct 04 2005, 05:59 PM
I want to swim, Can i join the aquarium?
messiah
Oct 04 2005, 06:52 PM
have a name ready.........we will talk on Monday :D
TravisGrindle12
Oct 06 2005, 03:20 PM
have a name ready.........we will talk on Monday :D
I got one,
Native of Jamaica(tribute to my travels)
Cubanichthys pengelleyi wants in the glass bowl.
messiah
Oct 06 2005, 04:23 PM
everybody wants in the glass bowl.....patience young one....patience. beat me at the qualifier and it is guaranteed. :D
none shall beat my fish name :D
mugilcephalus
Oct 26 2005, 03:34 PM
Anyone headed down for the Charletson Classic or at least have any information on it?
jefferson
Oct 26 2005, 06:00 PM
i will be going, info should be up on zonedriven shortly. if we're only playing one course this year, i suggest you get your entry in as soon as possible
mugilcephalus
Nov 11 2005, 05:16 PM
No more home field advantage for Fluv. Round two will be in cold waters...
teamtrim
Nov 11 2005, 07:33 PM
When? Where?
Will there be live updates every hole?
Refreshments for spectators?
Whores?
Smore's?
messiah
Nov 11 2005, 09:28 PM
Col. Crump will have refreshments for ALL female spectators.
and yes whores, smores and a shoulder for Steve to cry on will be available.
i think there should be a hundo on this ******.
and i think a Team Trim member should come to Peoria and caddy for each of us.
and out of the goodness of my cold black f---in heart.
if steve wants to send me 50 befor nov 30. we can just call it a lesson instead of descale-a-fication of his mullet *****
mugilcephalus
Nov 14 2005, 01:09 AM
Watch out I've been able to play three rounds in the last monthh. You're in TTrouble!
BTW, you sweat like a [I'm a potty-mouth!] in Texas too, even in November.
Hey Brian...... Next time I see you I've got to remember to hand off your nice pink golf bag jewelry. That pink fish was on mine long enough. :D
cuttas
Dec 19 2005, 09:58 AM
Happy Bday, MSyphilis
mugilcephalus
Dec 19 2005, 12:37 PM
Thanks Jay.
All I want for my Birthday is to whoop up on everyone's [I'm a potty-mouth!] Friday mornig at the Valley. Since that aint gonna happen, I settle for seeing those that can make it.
bschweberger
Jan 01 2006, 02:25 PM
Dis Thread needs a Makeover.
messiah
Jan 01 2006, 02:42 PM
yeah it doo. where is all the scale wearers
mugilcephalus
Jan 01 2006, 05:40 PM
hungover.
marshief
Jan 02 2006, 07:46 PM
Happy new year my fish brothas. From your only Fish Sista.