"I think that's going to stick." Said to Nick or Pat during any round where they throw any where near any tree!



"Let it." Said Nick, since the tournament does not have the 2 meter rule in effect.

There were many, many trees in Flagstaff. The card would begin to compliment a drive that made it through the first gap, but then as to congrats started, "Whack"...a tree was found = premature talkulation.

That's a good one.

I know what you mean, the disc clears one tree and the group is like "MAN GOOD SHOT ERRRRRRRRRR OOOPS YOU HIT THE NEXT TREE MY BAD" :D

My personal favorite is someone threw about 20 feet past the basket and 60 feet to the right and hit a tree, after the "whack and flop" he was being serious and said "if it wasn't for that tree I could have aced it" mind you that the only trees to hit are at least 20 feet away from the basket

"Nice Shot" ,said just before it hits a tree.

The thrower says , " Don't talk to my Disc".........

Kinda of an old one !!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

"Nice Shot" ,said just before it hits a tree.

The thrower says , " Don't talk to my Disc".........

Kinda of an old one !!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



New Yorking!!!

There were many, many trees in Flagstaff. The card would begin to compliment a drive that made it through the first gap, but then as to congrats started, "Whack"...a tree was found = premature talkulation.



That's a PLS, Patrick!! Phantom Limb Syndrome!!!


How about the Nockamixon cheer: Snap, whack, expletive!!!

How bout..."It looked good till ya threw it"...



:D Thanks for that one. Been using that a LOT lately. Most people don't catch it.


Also, when driving and someone lands right next to your disc..... "that was a GREAT drive......it must be......it's right next to mine"

Could we get some more insults?...I have the most fun with those. LOL.

Any 4 letter word :o

After taking a route NO ONE would attempt and actually getting through usually by luck "Locals route"

Playing a two day event and not coming back on Sunday "SaturDAVE"

After landing 5-15 feet from the basket "Ohhhh, THATS a tester"

Overpowering ANY shot "**** MUSCLES"

After playing a few bad holes in a row at the start of a tourney "this is the worst day of disc golf Ive ever had" (btw, I hate to hear someone say this cuz it just GETS ON MY NERVES)

After throwing a shot that is TOTALLY going to hit something other than the basket "BE A DISC!!!!"

I gots more but Ill have to think a minute....

That'll play - After every drive, errant or otherwise, every upshot, every shanked putt...Of course it will play! You have to play it.

Ganzed: getting hit between the eyes with a driver. See SF Safari thread.

In the middle of a truly awful round:
"well, it's still more fun than digging ditches..."

Throwing a wobbler of a putt or upshot: "I think one of my fingers is still attached to that disc".

Chopping off a sizeable limb during a driver's flight: " that was my first run Chainsaw" (or CE Sawblade).

Hitting OB three times or more on the same hole: "I'm pulling a Roy McAvoy" (Tin Cup reference there... GREAT golf movie).

Definition: Stooging (stoo'-jing) - make an utter fool of yourself on the course, usually by taking multiple bogeys on birdie-able holes.

How many times do you have to go in the Water , to reference, TIN CUP ? 2 ? 3? or more ?

When you hit a tree branch, but the disc keeps going and the branch that you hit falls off

"Landscaping by..."

My favorite for the Innova baskets is "you freaking yellow banded bastard." or YBB! :D



I always like to refer to this as the "chastity belt" because if you hit it, it really denies you and let's you suffer if it turns your disc on side and rolls it 50 feet away, making a the birdie into a bogie. :D

"and that should take me back to par"


Weather you bird or bogey. :D

Guy smacked a tree two feet from the tee pad. The disc falls to the ground under the tree in a horrible lie about three feet away. The guy calmly walks away saying, "I think I won LTP for the day."
Next guy to tee says, "Yeah FTP for sure"
I think,'WTF?'
Second guy says, "Farthest or Longest to the Pin."

I thought it was a fun exchange.

"what in the hell is a grunion?" :D

A green onion?

We were talking about North Carolina FDC's this weekend and Nate Bond says to me...."You know what's funnier than Am's trying to do M.T.A.?.......Nothing.

Onion??? I thought he said Bunion. :D

"what in the hell is a grunion?" :D



A non member scab that profits from members of the PDGA :o:D

The only time I profit is when I take members money in tournaments LOL! :eek: :D:D

LMAO wake up your dreaming again Grunion

Would you like to put some money where your mouth is old man?

"Dude, you're parked like a couple of horny teenagers!"

"Nice out" - said after the guy next to you rips a loud one.

"Skip right! Skip right!" (Not thrown by a lefty)

"You're fired" - in a Trump accent as the disc flips to Neverland

"Disc golf is fun...disc golf is fun" - said repeatedly after a catastrophic hole during an already bad round

Dennie Ortega's famous phrase when he wants his disc to flip more........


Turn over you little *****!




You know, saying that in front of a foursome of guy golfers is one thing, but SCREAMING it as your disc flies down the fairway for the entire park to hear......... :confused: :D

I have heard that same phrase or something very similar and my reply was "I bet your disc listens as well as your wife does when you scream that out".

He loved it. :D

OUCH!

Good one. :D

I use "got it" a lot. It's a bummer when you miss though. :(

After a disc flips over when you wanted to hyzer it...
"Well, that one's retired, must be nice being a disc and retiring after only months and not years and years"

After you pull out the same disc that was supposibly retired...
"It's like a Jerry Rice, it retires and comes back a few times in it's life"

We've got a few at our local course...

"Found your cotter pin." (meaning your game has taken an unfortunate downhill spiral..cotter pin came out and wheel fell off)

"Got niced." (when an apparently great shot hits a tree, usually with an unfortunate carom, after someone says 'nice' or 'nice shot')

"No hugs." (a local rule that was made after a hug was given following an ace on an unlikely hole...masculinity protection)

:D

"BW's" yelled when on an ace-run during weekly doubles. Winner of the ace-pot generally buys a few rounds at the local BW3's.

"Stepped on your tampon string" spoken after a drive is shanked

Is BW's Buffalo Wild Wings? I heard that term used when out of town once, and I used it here in TX and everyone thinks I'm nuts.

Stupid overpriced addicting chicken wings...

Makin Mini's~~Said when two discs land on top of eachother :D

Army golf~~Said when a person throws into the left shule then the right shule then the left shule " Left Right Left Right Left Right :D

TURN OVER!!!~~Screamed when your disc is severly hyzering into the shule and you know its not going to turn. Just to be funny :D

Should have thrown the BUZZZ~~This is an inside one we found while playing a practice round at the Toboggan ealier this year :D

A Hillbilly Mafia favorite- "I saw flashing"

Okay, one I have used for years, after a bad round and you get the box on the last hole, as you high five out......

"It don't matter if you are winning or losing, as long as you have the box on the last hole!"

One time I hit a fairway way ace, and it inspired the phrase "BADA-CHING!!!", I guess I got that from the Innova DG Game.

I'm sure it is on here somewhere, but here it is again:

"Get first run red!", said to me by Cutt during the Hickory Classic last year.

be the stick oops thats ball golf but i find myself saying it all the time or chickens done kinda like dinners done

Today's Round: I get a decent birdie op, and bounce the putt off the cage. I grab a second putter and just slam it into the chains no problem. Two holes later, same exact thing.

I ask out loud why the second shot is always so much better. My brother responds... "just throw the second shot first."

I like the phrase, and I think everyone knows exactly what it means... "just throw the second shot first."

Whenever I am throwing wimpy putts and hitting a lot of baskets: "Give that disc some Viagra. it needs to get up!"

This ones probably on here (a few times) but I still love it and always here it on the local course, after hitting a tree "Now that I showed you what not to do...."

Throw way too high through trees => "Get Squirrellie!"
Throw way too low => "Worm-burner."
Another classic => "That thing flipped over faster than your mom!" (sister also works)

After watching someone hit a few pans on their putt, it's fun to say... "You'll never get it in if you can't get it up." :D

Another classic => "That thing flipped over faster than your mom!" (sister also works)


Played a round with some good friends after I found out my ex was cheating on me...so sometimes it works as "That thing flipped over faster than my ex" :D

Woohoo. Can I get her number ?




Oh wait. I have it. :D



After leaving a long par shot, "next stop: Bogeyville"
(I say that way too often :mad:)

"Someone call FEMA for some damage assessment on that one"

No No, not a worm burner, a Chili Pepper (from Tincup, when Costner has the shanks). Try it out, it'll grow on you......Nothing worse then throwin' a Chili Pepper !!

As a roller hits the ground: "Stand up for Jesus!"

Before the first tee: "Now, let's go beat these things up & lose them."

Before the first tee: "Now, let's go beat these things up & lose them."



I like this one. :D

"If it goes in the water again, I'm leaving it in there" After getting stung by hornets attempting to get the disc out of a river, then decinding to throw the same disc 2 holes later with the same river on the same side of the fairway

"Ok, so are we going to play the round with only the Condor and the Jaguar now?"

I played a $$$ round against my dad and I had to use only a condor. I shot -7 and my avg with my bag is -9 so the condor is sweet. :D:D

When your disc starts to flip...."Holla back Girl!" When it fails to..."that is Bananas."
"Local route"
"Shopping at the Gap"
"Just how I drew it up"

My favorite when two discs are less than 10 feet apart. " You are CLEARLY out."

"We shall never speak of this again"

After doing miserably on a hole. Most recently, on an easily duecable hole, me and two of our cities best pros hit the same first tree on our drive. We all decide to take a mulligan, and all three of us hit the same tree. Each of us then takes are marginally best drive, each does a crappie up shot, and each of us misses our putts <30ft putt. Very humbling. But I guess I am breaking the "we will never talk about this again" code huh?

Y'all people be so white and shi

Not in the same taste as a lot of them, but in my last tourney, I was on the leader card, leading by quite a few, and the other guys were struggling. One fo them managed to hit a tree that was maybe 40 feet down the hole and it rolled back to 10 feet from the tee pad. The other guy turned to him and said:

"Forget that shot, this next shot is the one to focus on"

The guy that hit the tree ended up shaking it off and passed the other guy to take second.

Player one: "I almost aced this hole last round."

Player two: "No way! Were you in the almost ace fund?"

After someone is having a fairly bad round in a $$$ game and they park a drive <<>> "Way to show up man, you can definatly make 4 from there"

The last player to tee on the last card is at the "back of the short bus".

Couple of buddies and I came up with this one.

When someone has been putting low all round, they've caught the CLOP; chronic-lo-putting.

In the geezer group when that happens, we just suggest the guy forgot his Viagra that day...

The term "filter" managed to find it's way to Tulsa...I heard it twice last weekend.

<font size=6>NICE BOOBS</font>

Said when Aleksey Bubis throws a great shot.

at my leval of play when a putt for birdie goes not in the basket i often say "par is a good thing". this helps me let go of the last bad shot and clear my mind for the next putt opportunity.

I heard a new one (at least to me) at the Paul Giles Memorial a couple of weeks back. After throwing a poor drive Chris Wren is setting up for his approach and he says he needed a "KFC" shot.

I am standing there thinking "chicken?" when he says "Keep From Cussing". I about died laughing. So any time you have to make a saving shot from the shule it is a KFC shot if it lands next to the basket.

I have heard nothing but good things from this retailer, but their marketing approach needs some work.

As we were about to tee off on a rather long and difficult hole, a guy comes up to us at the Blue Grass Open and sticks a sign in the ground for "Nano Disc Golf Apparel". As we are basically waiting for his upcoming sales pitch he says to us in not so exact words.

"Whenever you make a good drive, great putt, get a lucky kick or in general just do something good on the disc golf course. Yell out "NANO!" to signify the moment. "

We nodded our heads and said thanks as the guy drove off. Afterwards as we waited for the group ahead of us to clear the green we said to ourselves. "Nano sounds like something you say when you make a bad shot of roll away from the basket. It sounds negative because of the "no" at the end."

So afterwards, to humor ourselves when we made bad shots, we would say "oh nano" under our breath.

Yeah, not a bad company, just not a good marketing campaign.

we call that being loyd'ed, theres a guy that if he says anything nice about your shot, it turns bad.

we call that being loyd'ed, theres a guy that if he says anything nice about your shot, it turns bad.



:)

:D Noonan !!!!! :D Dohhhhhhhhh................

I like " Smash it" !!!!!

Or , let's play " Welder " !!!!! :cool:

My current favorite happened at Grateful Disc last month. Round three, on a safari hole, I'm pinned up against about a 9-foot high chainlink fence surrounding tennis courts (OB). I take my meter from OB but still have a nearly vertical overhand shot. As I'm comtemplating the shot, a buddy in the group reminds me I get 30 cm, about 11 inches, behind my marker. I make the shot, save a four, and spend the rest of the day listening to Scott tell everyone how he "gave me eleven inches 'cause I really needed it"... :o

nanook

we call that being loyd'ed, theres a guy that if he says anything nice about your shot, it turns bad.



:)

Here in Ft. Worth we have a local named Allen Pizano. He is always the first one to comment off of the box. Thus forcing your drive, approach, or putt straight into an obstacle. Local slang here in the metroplex is " getting Pizano'd" It is actually quite humerous, I am starting to hear it all over the state. I heard it a couple time out at the PGM.

" nice shot " followed by
"shirly " shots that are released early
"nancy" shots that are short
"toothless nancy" shots that are really short and usually left too

" nice shot " followed by
"shirly " shots that are released early
"nancy" shots that are short
"toothless nancy" shots that are really short and usually left too



Almost ...............
"Nancy" is a shot that is weak.
"Sally" is a shot that was just lazy.
"Lucy" is a wild shot , not even close.
:D

one time I was playing with an older gentlemen, as he threw his drive off the tee, it flew directly into a tree maybe 20 feet off the tee, while it was still in flight and just before it hits the tree, he does a perfect imitation of Saliva's and goes "ah ah ah ah!!!!" I lculdn't stop laughing for two holes.

If I have an unexpectedly terrible shot, I'll sometimes say: "Well suck a fat baby's ____"

These are kinda funny................for the sandbaggers !!!!!!!

http://stuarthughes.blogspot.com/sandbag-back.jpg

http://voice.paly.net/media/images/sandbag-01-23-2006.gif

John Kuhns (Ohio) has come up with a good one:

"that was 50 feet F.A.T."

or

"that was negative 20 feet FAT"

FAT = Feet After Touch (tree, ground, fence, etc.)
it's sort of like YAC in football (yards after catch) :D

My new favorite:

During a round, I tried to take the 5 meters of relief from a casual obstacle and my friend objected. When I tried to show him the rule in the 2006 rulebook he gave me one for the ages:

"I don't need to see the rulebook, I've read the comments on the PDGA message board."

I guess from now on I'll have to have to carry a laptop instead of rule book and hope for wireless access. :D :D

Let me guess....T2?

Heard this one ..... " Yea , I'm just scriblin' !!!!!!!! :cool:

Heard this one ..... " Yea , I'm just scriblin' !!!!!!!! :cool:



I heard this one once:

"That shot's pregnant".

As in, it went OB (as in went to see the OB-GYN)

I didn't say it was funny.

Chap

It was gynuine though...

Quote from KB Clark regarding an errant shot off the fairway on hole 2 at Knob Hill:

"That's headed for D-pin..."

We were confused hearing this because the course only has A, B & C pins...then KB finished his sentence:

"Deep-in the woods". :D

Traveling around the country I have noticed Disc Golfers use different slang words from different states and countries describing the same situations that arise while playing Disc Golf.
IE: in the West, Disc Golfers use the word MANDI for madatory route and in the East they use a similar lingo or slang word, MANDO. I have been NEW YORKED and NICED on many occasions and before I start a round with men and women I have never played with before I like to remind them to THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY SAY NICE.
I am sure there are a thousand different words, sayings and nicknames that encompass this incredible subculture of Disc Golf.
Lets hear some Disc Golf lingo/slang from Disc Golfers all over the world and the definitions & how they originated.

Started by Northwest Arkansas Disc Golf Association (Team Donkey)

Been played by many touring pros and at the USDGC informally - spread around by such notable Arkies as Kelly Watson, Jeff Ash, Aleskey Bubis

played inside a normal round of disc golf

D.O.N.K.E.Y.: played kinda like H.O.R.S.E. in Basketball

it is spelled out one letter at a time: each time someone hits the top of the basket, once it is spelled each top of basket hit cost the person who did it 25 cents to everyone on the card

(originated by the sound of DONK, particularly on Discatchers & number plates)

B.A.I.L.E.Y. - played the same way but instead of hitting the top its by hitting the tray/bucket (called a Bailey) - affectionately named after Darrell Bailey who is a charter member of Team Donkey

any time chains are hit or the disc goes in it cancels the Donkey or Bailey

I refer to DGCs as Links. Each hole is considered a link. I am trying to bring back this 1800's term for a ball golf course.

From a short thread on slang on DisCap.com:
Dubs or Dubz = Doubles. We play "best shot" format which is when you and a parner both drive and choose which lie is best and throw from there. Same scenario for all succesive shots.

California or "Cali" = When we come up with an odd number of players for doubles, a person volunteers(or is chosen) to play ONE extra throw per hole. I prefer to think it's Cali, the Hindu Goddess of Destruction.

Here's a local New England term that you're sure to hear when you come up short on a putt................ Meow !

Terms:
http://www.disclife.com/terms.shtml
http://www.discfly.com/Category~CategoryID~659.html

and of course...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_golf

We don't call it Cali here, we call it Odd Man.

How about...
Princess Lay-up
Phantom Limb Syndrome (when you hit a branch you don't see)
Poll Dancer
Last chain out of town (putt that barely stays in by hitting rear chain)

Taking a really risky shot-"Cashing in the 401k"

Leaving a drive or upshot really short-"Left some chicken on the bone"

This was stated by a dubs player who was really drunk after he missed a short putt-
"I should have aimed at the one in the middle"

When your shot hits tree branches, someone might say, "Got a message from the branch office." And of course the message is, "Treenied!"