Ok, all you Wii owners, check out the new "Tiger Woods 10" for the Wii platform. So far it's getting very good reviews. It has the Tiger Woods golf but it also comes with a disc golf option to play on the 27 courses in the game. It currently comes bundled with the new "Motion Plus" attachment that brings more precision to the game. I'm thinking possible TDSA future big $ online tournament for this. Wise is already talking crap. I realize not everyone has a Wii and if you don't now may be the time to sell some of your plastic and invest in one. Past DG games I've seen on the Wii were not that impressive but with the new motion attachment, it feels more like the real thing so get hooked up and look for a possible tourney later this year. The best thing about it is if you're hooked up online then you won't even have to leave your house to play which means no having to listen to Wise saying "Dollar". :)

Wrong! There is a taunt feature.

Well if there is a taunt feature then there has to be an "ignore" feature and you're going to be the first one on my list.

First thing I'm going to do is go to the Wii online store and purchase the "bikini beer girl golf cart" and "foxey caddie" upgrade. I think they got a "no shirt and shoes beer gut" upgrade to customize your DG Mii also. Every few holes your Mii burps and goes to the woods to take a pee.:)

You might want to purchase the "DNF: Hurt my back!" or the "Get mad and kick my bag" upgrade based on the way you play.

EA Sports: It's in the Game!!!!

BTW, don't tell Carl Butts or Thong Lee about this.

Official ace report:

TW10 Ballgolf

Furdog 2
Lil'Moose 1
Twoputt 0

I'am a putting God with a remote in my hand!!!

What course did you get these supposed aces

Banff Springs but that was in "All Play" mode so it was fairly easy since draw, fade, and wind have very little affect. Since then I've changed to standard mode and I've been slicing, hooking, and hitting trees ever since. :(

Saturday July 4th, 2009

Longest putt record:

Furdog 59 feet.

Previous:

Tiger Woods 57 feet.

Ball golf level: Standard
Pin placement : Medium
Course: Pebble Beach
Witness: Lil'Moose

Total career winnings so far: $4,750

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Bring it Coda!!!!

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Up yours Thong Lee and Carl Butts :)

Official ace report:

TW10 Ballgolf

Furdog 2
Lil'Moose 1
Twoputt 0

HUTCH 3 + 1 double eagle

All you Tiger Woods 10 fans make sure you download the newest Wii update for this game. It features and upgrade that allows your character to drive their car into a tree and get the crap beaten out of them by a blonde hottie. :)

Does it have the feature of selecting which club she uses? and does it use the power meter when she swings?

Yep. Draw and fade options are included and it also give a choice of aiming for the head or the balls. The upgrade option even comes with a lawyer character that instructs you on how to avoid the paparazzi and avoid talking to law enforcement.

Sounds kind of like Tiger Woods meets Grand Theft Auto.

Well if he was having problems with his wife he should have hired OJ before OJ went to prison. He's SOOL now unless he can grease the state of Nevada prison system to give OJ a weekend pass.

More than likely the whole arguement between Tiger and his wife started because she waited until 2am to send him out to get some Midol and tampons. That would probably be enough to make me wreck my car. :(

Tiger just changed his nickname. Cheetah.



Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

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[QUOTE=twoputtok;1404184]Apparently, the police asked Tiger�s wife how many times she hit him. She said, �I don�t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.QUOTE]

Sounds like a double-bogey to me. :D

Merry Christmas form the Woods.

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im sure being a celebrity has plenty of temptations, but why would he cheat on that. dannnng

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/6/633772224530952050-hotcrazyscaleagirlisallowedtobecrazyifsheisequally hot.jpg

lawlll, i did forward that tiger christmas card thing around to some coworkers... funny stuff

Here we go again... Activity at the Wood's overnight!!!

Just the mother in law with stomach pains...

I guess you can insert whatever joke you chose...

just like my dad always said...no matter how hot she is there is 1 or 2 guys out there tired of her sh**...i'm living it right now

Lets see some pics. We'll determine if she is hot enough to put up with her crap.:D

Lets see some pics. We'll determine if she is hot enough to put up with her crap.:D

you've never seen her wise? been with her for a little over 2 1/2 years...

So Phil Mickelson phoned Elin, He wanted to know what club she used to beat Tiger.

Tiger was kicked off the Ryder Cup team today, He was beaten by another Euro.

you've never seen her wise? been with her for a little over 2 1/2 years...

Quit stalling, just put up the pics.

Quit stalling, just put up the pics.

pretty sure that she would get ****** if i put up a pic dave....although it's not like she would ever log onto this site and see it....

I don't care if she gets PO'd, thats your problem. We are only trying to make the determination if she is hot enough to put up with her crap.

You started this, so now let us help you with your decision.:D

i appreciate your assistance.

Rod, we cannot help you without sufficiant proof that she is what you say she is. That is your opinion and for all we know you may have met her at 2:00am.

In order to provide the proper assistance we will need to see exactly what you are having to deal with. The more proof you can submit, the better we will be able to assist you.

We're not sure if you're talking this:
http://www.commentbuddy.com/comments/Ugly-Women/seekcodes_227_5909.jpg

or this:

http://cdn.allleftturns.com/www/sites/default/files/articles/ingrid_vandebosch-bikini.jpg


Now do you understand why we need more information from you? Truley, photgraphic proof is the only way we can approach this and provide the assistance you have asked for.



Thanks

i may need to seek legal council for this decision...

I have taken it to our legal department and they can't see where you would have any liabilities, as long as you own the pics and she knew they were being taken. This would make them your property to control. Now, it may just be that you don't have the balls to do it. If this is the case, we may have to contact the General for his interaction on this subject.

ask the dude

You want me to ask a person that has no experience and thinks anything warm is HOT.

Come one now, grow some nutz, act like a man and show us what you're having to deal with.

You want me to ask a person that has no experience and thinks anything warm is HOT.

Come one now, grow some nutz, act like a man and show us what you're having to deal with.

that first sentence cracked me up wise. maybe a pm then?

Dude, my PM box is still empty.......................Come on now, hook a buddy up.

how in the hell do you post a pm on here? send me your e-mail address dave and i will pm you. as long as we have a confidentiality agreement....

allied@oklahoma.net

By the way, you click on my name, then select send a private message.

Yes, you have my word on the confidentiality.

Still waiting on that picture you know you are going to post dave.

I'm still waiting on it and no I won't post it.

I'm still waiting on it and no I won't post it.

i trust no one on here now

When have I EVER given my word only to break it?

Never, thats when.

When have I EVER given my word only to break it?

Never, thats when.

i'll send you 1 or 2 this afternoon dave for your expert opinion. thanks for the help

Thats what buddys are for.:cool:

http://www.s2999.com/images/homer_clock.gif

When have I EVER given my word only to break it?

Never, thats when.

You've been married and divored once right? That means until death do you part so considering both you and her are still alive I consider that "breaking your word". It's obvious that the poison mushrooms you gave her didn't work. :D

You've been married and divored once right? That means until death do you part so considering both you and her are still alive I consider that "breaking your word". It's obvious that the poison mushrooms you gave her didn't work. :D

furdog does have a point on this one...

She left me, what was I supposed to do? :mad: My current relationship is now at almost 20 years. That should dispell any doubt he may have placed in your mind. :cool:

Besides any opinions he may have of me are derived from pure jealousy.:D

you have a pm dave

She left me, what was I supposed to do?

Left you where?...... Somebody's doorstep?.....Out on a country road in the middle of nowhere???....What did she take a vacation and forget to invite you?.....Did she beat you over the head with a golf club like Tiger's old lady?

Sounds like to me "The Beaver" has been getting the best of you all your life. Both then and now. Must be because you are incapable of supplying the required amount of WOOD to get the job done.

As for your current relationship I never see you and her together anymore. Even Lil'Moose doesn't hear from her anymore.

What have you done,.....locked her in the closet or something?....And what about your son Drew whom I like to refer to as "Mini-Me"??? I never see him out with you either. Obviously he is chosen not to follow the lead and example you have forged for him. :(

How can you be a man of "your word" when you always leave your better half chained up in the basement. :confused:

Don't trust him Rod because he is "Beaver-Whipped". :D

As for Julie, we just don't go to Tulsa much anymore for anything, so I'm not suprised you don't see her. The only reason I go to town is for golf or work. But if my memory serves me right, she asked lil moose to get together and she never heard back from her. For Drew, the son you NEVER had, he has been busy with his music and drums. He has a chance to make the drumline as a freshman and thats all he can think about.

Sorry but you have no experience. To know the beaver is to live with the beaver. Day after day after day, not 4 evenings a week. Something you have never been able to accomplish. Oh, sure you go hang around for a while but as soon as you no longer understand the beavers habits or activites, you bail for the door to run home to your cats.

Rodney, I will take the proper time to evaluate your submission and respond back to you. But as it is right now, if she is dishing out more crap than you desire to accept, then move on. Regardless if you think this is the best it gets. You need to expand your imagination.........just close your eyes and she can be what ever you desire.


You see its like a car. way back when you thought something like this was cool and it was the best out there, at the time....
http://image.automotive.com/f/features/13971479+pheader/vemp_0903_01_z+1990_chevrolet_corvette_ZR1+front_v iew.jpg

A new and better model will roll out every year. And yes, the older models drive great and if kept up will still turn some heads. But you begin to have to deal with the little things that really get on your nerves, little rattle here, squeak there, need some parts replaced, maybe some new paint....ect.....

So its okay when the new models roll out to have thoughts about owning one, but you have to consider the costs associated with ownership of a newer model.
http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2010-hennessey-z700-chevrolet-corvette-zr1_100202752_m.jpg

And, you know, when it comes right down to it, even the older model will get you from A to B, but she doesn't like to be raced everytime you go for a drive.;)

[QUOTE=twoputtok;1404940]
Sorry but you have no experience. To know the beaver is to live with the beaver. Day after day after day, not 4 evenings a week. Something you have never been able to accomplish. Oh, sure you go hang around for a while but as soon as you no longer understand the beavers habits or activites, you bail for the door to run home to your cats.QUOTE]

I don't think so. In your case "to live with the beaver" just means its dark outside and you have no other place to go. :rolleyes:

Whatever you think you know about "The Beaver" doesn't hide the fact that you probably spend more time out at Centennial hugging your baskets and playing DG than you do participating in "Beaver Games". :)

I'd kick you're butt at TW10 and so would Lil'Moose.

And if Drew wants music experience then he needs my instruction. :p

And next year when the John Daley Golf Game comes out I'll kick you're butt in that too!!! :D

thanks for the advice dave

Video games? Thats how you're going to kick my butt? Are you serious?
Thats the best you have?

http://resources.bplondon.org/images/antiinspiration/get-a-life.jpg

Don't give me that crap.

I guess in your mind the quanity of time spent together is better than tha quality of time spent together but how would you really know when you're asleep on your bark-o-lounger by 8:30? :confused:

And why aren't you in there jamming with Drew? You know, that father and son stuff. Pick up an instrument and learn to play buddy. Every band can use a little more cow bell. You can handle that can't you? Otherwise he might turn Marilyn Manson on you. :eek:

Tell him that since Opie got a real job at Bass Pro, Furdog has an opening in "The Band".:D

How could you be cognoscente of anything 20 minutes after you leave work?

Can't you find another family to adopt and hand out your wisdom to this time of year?

Here's one for you that could really use your help
http://www.levintel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/indian-family-on-bike0103-mz-tata-thumb.jpg

Every generation blames the one before.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/drummingcraig/Disappointment.png

Every generation blames the one before.


... cool ... Mike and The Mechanics ...

I know you know who Mike is but did you know that "The Mechanics" were the original people to give cases of oil away at Christmas time? I believe their leader's name was called "The Tin Man" because Oz never did give nothing to "The Tin Man" that he didn't already have.

because Oz never did give nothing to "The Tin Man" that he didn't , DIDN'T already have.
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... cool ... America ...

Well it finally happened. Lil'Moose beat me by 8 strokes on TW10.

She had 4 dam eagles during including one from about 150 feet out.:cool:

We were playing random 18, medium tee pads and pin placements.

Oh the humanity.:(

haha..

sounds like you are getting prepared for the Beatdown a tad bit early this year. There's more where that came from !!!

Yeah well it wasn't without controversy. There were a few times she was on the green but was out 40 feet or more and she pitched it in to avoid putting on a heavily sloped green.:eek:

Who the hell does that in real life???? Think of the divot that would make.:cool:

Yeah well it wasn't without controversy. There were a few times she was on the green but was out 40 feet or more and she pitched it in to avoid putting on a heavily sloped green.:eek:

Who the hell does that in real life???? Think of the divot that would make.:cool:

While not a recommended practice I have seen it done before and I do not believe that there is any PGA or USGA rule that says that you have to use a putter on the green only rules as to what a legal putter is ( they had to rule the straddle putter illegal back when it came out) most players have more control with a putter than any other club on the green but I have used the blade of a sand wedge to putt back in the day.

...I have used the blade of a sand wedge to putt back in the day.

...and just how many golf courses are you banned at now? :D ...j/k...

i use my chipper on the green sometimes. Now I can't wait to get back out to Tulsa Country Club and go use my free rounds. Tiger woods is for people who can't golf in real life, lol.

Don't give me that bull kaka you little wiener.

I don't see the golf world promoting you as the new big thing now that Tiger has gone into hiding.

I would say that TW10 is for people that don't want to hang out at country clubs with you and the other ball golf snobs.:p

Why would anyone want to pay big bucks for that?:cool:

I've got people at my mini's now that pay me just to put you on somebody elses card.:rolleyes:

...and just how many golf courses are you banned at now? :D ...j/k...
none, :eek: i was very good (scratch) in the early 70's
shot from the back of the pro tee boxes and everything.
I even managed to eagle several par 5 holes and one par 4 hole but no ace for me in ball golf:(
got cocky and tried out as a walk on at OSU back when the had one of the best teams in the country, did not make the cut and just hung them up:(

Don't give me that bull kaka you little wiener.

I don't see the golf world promoting you as the new big thing now that Tiger has gone into hiding.

I would say that TW10 is for people that don't want to hang out at country clubs with you and the other ball golf snobs.:p

Why would anyone want to pay big bucks for that?:cool:

I've got people at my mini's now that pay me just to put you on somebody elses card.:rolleyes:

I won my free round to Tulsa Country Club during the CDB tournament I won this year. Same weekend that you had the ctp contest at Chandler, Maybe you remember that.

And I would actually have to play at one of your events for someone to not want to play on the same card as me. Nice try though. Better watch it buddy or you will be the first ever TD Banned from His OWN Chandlerstock tournament.

Hay Martin OSU still has one the best golf teams in the nation.