We all love Chuck Norris, and if anyone knows how to do petitions and send it to him then let's all show support to get Chuck Norris on the disc golf course. We'll even make discs designed for him calling it The Roundhouse Kick distance driver.

CHUCKIE BOY (http://www.chucknorris.com/)

I don't want Chuck playing at my course, because if he threw one into the chains, the basket would explode.

I emailed Chuck...maybe he will respond and become the new face of Disc Golf.

I urge you all to do the same...do it for the sport you love, dammitt.

fan@chucknorris.com

Great way to get noticed...Spam a celebrity.

Chuck receives all email through his brain, his spam blocker works like fort knox.

Chuck tried to shave once, but his beard threw a roundhouse kick to the razor. Dead.

Lord, God, please STOP!!

dumbest thread i've ever seen. go out and practice j.d.

so is chuck playing golf yet?

Rumor has it that he was spotted at Disc Nation's Superstore in South Austin. :eek:

Heard he was gearing up,... ;)

Also heard he's wanting sponsors! :o,... Send all $$$ to:

Chuck "1" Norris
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D.P., Tx

Cash only please, or sz 9 1/2 low style Bite Shoes! :D

Chuck Norris (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220125036937&fromMakeT rack=true&ssPageName=VIP) at a course near you.

I heard Chuck tried playing disc once but he threw so fast the earth's rotation actually slowed down causing each day since then to be one minute to longer. He said afterwards if he continued to play a day would be 25 hours long.

I heard about that as well.....supposedly heI he got ticked having to fly all the way from Chavez Ridge at Elysian in LA all the way to Prospect Park in Brooklyn to retrieve his disc after his first drive. Supposedly, his up-shot disc melted mid flight upon re-entry. Needless to say, no DG course can contain CN! :eek:

Chuck Norris (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220125036937&fromMakeT rack=true&ssPageName=VIP) at a course near you.



SWEET!
Whoever did that should make more with better funnier phrases.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat powerbars, he eats baby seals.

and poops polar bears.

chuck norris took four bogeys at ke'Ohana. and that was throwing the DevilHawk

chuck norris took four bogeys at ke'Ohana. and that was throwing the DevilHawk



That can't be true. Chuck N. would never take four bogeys. It's phyically impossible for him to take even one bogey. Plus, no one would ever live after witnessing such a thing. Think about it, would you tell Chuck Norris that he took a bogey???

Chuck norris could throw a disc off his foot with a roundhouse kick and shatter any distance record

as soon as the PDGA makes the BarBell Weights legal,... He'll have a bag full of Iron to "Chuck" around the courses!

I heard Chuck Norris' quad-shocks are made of chain-mail and barbed wire...and his Birdie Bag is full of pulverized human bone.

I heard Chuck Norris' quad-shocks are made of chain-mail and barbed wire...and his Birdie Bag is full of pulverized human bone.



For his marker Chuck uses the skull of the last person to ever stroke him during a round for playing the wrong lie. NEVER correct CN!!!

We all love Chuck Norris, and if anyone knows how to do petitions and send it to him then let's all show support to get Chuck Norris on the disc golf course. We'll even make discs designed for him calling it The Roundhouse Kick distance driver.

Chuck Norris does throw discs, he stares them down unitl they fly to the basket.

I heard the opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

You want that kind of power and accuracy tossing beveled edge discs around a public course? I wash my hands of this petition...I want no part in that potential massacre.

CHUCK NORRIS TOILET PAPER

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2006/05/chuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg

Here is the lastest picture of Chuck Norris.

He was spotted in Vancover, B.C., Close to a Coffee Shop. :eek: http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u9/stale2/chuck_norris.jpg

That's funny stuff...a while back I sent chuck an email through his website offering to send him some discs. Never heard a response :(

Did you all hear the Chuck Norris is suing law and order? Law and Order is actually the trademarked names of his right and left legs.

Chuck norris doesn't read pettitions, he's stare them down until they give him information.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he lies in wait.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA&feature=dir

Chuck Norris does not need a disc golf towel, because his discs never hit the ground, every shot is an ace.

Chuck missed a putt once..............................once.

Chuck missed a putt once..............................once.



That disc has never been seen since. I heard he ate it one the way to the next tee.

He did [censored] out 4 minis from it tho. He put them on eBay and that guy buying all the Destroyers paid $500 a piece for them.

Ed Headrick was the father of disc golf... but Chuck Norris was his dad

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That disc has never been seen since. I heard he ate it one the way to the next tee.

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Chuck Norris once ate a turtle, when he pooped it out the turtle was not only six feet tall, but had learned Karate.

That disc has never been seen since. I heard he ate it one the way to the next tee.

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Chuck Norris once ate a turtle, when he pooped it out the turtle was not only six feet tall, but had learned Karate.

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And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles began,....

Now you know,... The Rest Of The Story.

Chuck Norris had a paper route at one time,... There was no survivors.http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/c5/Ville-aftermath.jpg/260px-Ville-aftermath.jpg

Chuck Norris is one quarter Indian, this has nothing to do with his ancestry....the man ATE a freeking Indian.

Chuck Norris once ate at a Mexican place. He pooped out an 81 Dodge van and 64 illegals.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

LOL .. that is hilarious! nice post!

"Chuck Norris Approved!"

All you need to see!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA