I was just reading a post on the Diablo DT thread that claimed that the thrower was getting 50 to 60 feet more out of the Diablo than all his other discs. I thought it might be fun to go through all of the "this disc flies further than all other discs" threads to see how far discs are really flying.

Taking the T-bird as the baseline and the claim that it could fly 400 feet I began adding.

The Crush could fly 30 feet more than the T-bird so we're up to 430 feet.

The Beast could fly 40 feet further than the Crush so we're up to 470 feet.

The Flash could fly 10 feet further than the Beast so we're up to 480 feet.

The Illusion could fly 35 feet further than the Flash so we're up to 515 feet.

The Orc could fly 25 feet further than the Illusion so we're up to 540 feet.

The Surge could fly 30 feet further than the Orc so we're up to 570 feet.

The Wraith could fly 20 feet further than the Surge so we're up to 590 feet.

The Inferno could fly 15 feet further than the Wraith so we're up to 605 feet.

The Orion LF could fly 10 feet further than the Inferno so we're up to 615 feet.

The Tee Rex could fly 20 feet further than the Orion LF so we're up to 635 feet.

And of course we're now up to the Diablo which flies 50 feet further than any other disc so we're up to 685 feet.

I really need to start taking steriods, that's all there is to it.

Internet distances...

Multiply by 0.625 to convert from Message Board Distance to Real World Distance. :)

.And of course we're now up to the Diablo which flies 50 feet further than any other disc so we're up to 685 feet.


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Then theres the DevilHawk the longest flying, most versitile disc ever made. Mine has been orbiting the Earth for over a year. ;)

Then theres the DevilHawk the longest flying, most versitile disc ever made. Mine has been orbiting the Earth for over a year. ;)



Mine too! :D

Didn't Christian Sandstrom throw a valkyrie 750 feet or something?

Didn't Christian Sandstrom throw a valkyrie 750 feet or something?


If he posted here, that would be 1154 feet.

I think his throw was more like 1262 MB feet, wasn't it?

OK now lets get something straight everbody throws every disc different. I can't throw a wraith as far as my T-bird I don't throw discs that need a lot of height very well, I also can't throw most understable discs for great distance because I tend to flip them. The inferno goes straight into the ground within a 200'. I did not come on here and say I was throwing 500' and have never claimed too. I came on here and very humbly admited my 300' average drive that occasionaly gets out to about 320 or so. I have had one drive that went past a 365' with a tailwind my longest drive that I can recall. I don't care if you believe me or not but I outdrove hole #13 or #14 at Lover's by about 20' which given my math is 350', I then was farther on the 500' hole than I had ever been I was up to fairly close to the tree I wasn't within 10' but I also wasn't 60' away either once again I am estimating in the neighborhood of 350 may have been 330' but definitely well over 300'. My other couple of drives were just slightly longer than my Surges and Orcs. I am not saying everyone will add 50' to every single drive. You get to a point in everything where improvement is difficult, take a sports car the first few seconds on a drag car are easier to shave off than when you start getting good times, then shaving off .01 of seconds becomes difficult. So getting 10' is a lot harder for someone throwing 500' than it would be for someone throwing 300' I believe that is the law of deminishing returns if I remember correct. But I can promise you 2 of the throws with that disc flat out amazed me yesterday, if you feel the need to call me a liar then by all means procede, I know the truth so knock yourself out.

How far could Chuck Norris throw a Devilhawk?

How far could Chuck Norris throw a Devilhawk?



not far.

How far could Chuck Norris throw a Devilhawk?



I have it on good authority that when chuck norris threw the devilhawk, it traveled around the globe and hit him in the back in only two minutes.

Hyzerflip.

The DevilHawk wants to be Chuck Norris. All discs were designed with Chuck Norris in mind.

How far could Chuck Norris throw a Devilhawk?



Darn, I couldn't remember the Devilhawk. Chuck can throw it a mile, 5820 feet, but Bruce can still throw it 5821! :D

OK now lets get something straight everbody throws every disc different. I can't throw a wraith as far as my T-bird I don't throw discs that need a lot of height very well, I also can't throw most understable discs for great distance because I tend to flip them. The inferno goes straight into the ground within a 200'. I did not come on here and say I was throwing 500' and have never claimed too. I came on here and very humbly admited my 300' average drive that occasionaly gets out to about 320 or so. I have had one drive that went past a 365' with a tailwind my longest drive that I can recall. I don't care if you believe me or not but I outdrove hole #13 or #14 at Lover's by about 20' which given my math is 350', I then was farther on the 500' hole than I had ever been I was up to fairly close to the tree I wasn't within 10' but I also wasn't 60' away either once again I am estimating in the neighborhood of 350 may have been 330' but definitely well over 300'. My other couple of drives were just slightly longer than my Surges and Orcs. I am not saying everyone will add 50' to every single drive. You get to a point in everything where improvement is difficult, take a sports car the first few seconds on a drag car are easier to shave off than when you start getting good times, then shaving off .01 of seconds becomes difficult. So getting 10' is a lot harder for someone throwing 500' than it would be for someone throwing 300' I believe that is the law of deminishing returns if I remember correct. But I can promise you 2 of the throws with that disc flat out amazed me yesterday, if you feel the need to call me a liar then by all means procede, I know the truth so knock yourself out.



It isn't you, it's every time a new disc comes out. It's quite funny, really. That is, your proper reply should have been, "man I messed up, I forgot to tell you that I threw the Diablo 513 feet. That's nothin', though, I can throw the Devilhawk 5822 feet!"

Multiply by 0.625 to convert from Message Board Distance to Real World Distance. :)



I'm opting that this be added to the rule book! :D

805.1A All distances that a player can throw should be multiplied by X before posting to the MB. However, whenever a new disc comes out, the first time the player throws it they should multiply their distance by 2X before posting to the MB.

How far could Chuck Norris throw a Devilhawk?



Chuck Norris once shot a 17 on an 18 hole course he aced the first 16 and then aced the final two baskets with one throw. When someone tried to tell him one didn't count because it didn't come to rest in the basket only skipping in it to go to the next basket, well lets just say this man doesn't play anymore. :D :D :D

The Diablo dt does go further than anything I have thrown! Hands down the logest flying disc I own!

Did you check the ratings of the guys making these claims? That always sheds some light on things for me!

So the lower the rating the bigger the liar well to steal one from Lyle then I would definitely be throwing well over 500' then. :eek: :D

The Piranha goes at least 100' shorter than any other disc I throw.

FYI, Chuck wouldn't throw it, he would roundhouse it! :D

I know that people don't know me on here, but the people that do know me know that I take a lot of pride in being honest. You can go right now to the message board on the Bowling Green, Louisville, and Huntsville message board and find me returning discs. I tell my students that I will not intentionally lie to them because if I do they have no reason to trust me again. But the Diablo is the longest disc I have thrown and if the tee sign is correct then the disc went 350'. If the sign is incorrect then I appologize but that is all that I have to go by when determining distance.

FYI, Chuck wouldn't throw it, he would roundhouse it! :D



Even Champion and Z plastic couldn't withstand the awesome force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Maybe that is how they should test all new plastic, but then you could buy 10 discs and never buy anymore because nothing would ever be able to scratch them.

Boy do we need the Plastic Byron now!
( disc golf's version of the Iron Byron which tests balls and clubs head to head.)
Lots of players throw with different amounts of speed to spin ratio's and then theres off axis rotation that destroys stability.

One thing about the Diablo-Dt that is different than any disc without dimples is it's ability to fly at a neutrally stable flight over a wide range of velocities. Once locked into the glide portion of the flight, it just stays there longer. The dimples are truly performance enhancing in both distance and control, they are not on golf balls just for the looks! for those who have not seen the Diablos, or inferno line, there is surface technology on the flight plate for the 1st 1-1/2" on the leading edge, that also reduces drag. This rough surface helps the discs maintain their launch speed!
I am curios to see the performance of slower flying discs ( mid-range and fairway drivers) like the element-Dt's and Sabre-DT's! :cool:

For all the Chuck Fans.

FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS:
>
>Chuck Norris' tears would cure cancer. Too bad he's
>never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it
>is not because he is [censored], but because he has run out
>of women. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum
>and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and
>take it. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares
>them down until he gets the information he wants. If
>you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says,
>"Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to
>what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck
>Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
>Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck
>Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his
>mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard
>that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in
>time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying
>over the Pacific Ocean. Filming on location for
>Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn
>baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard
>rub Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life
>and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse
>kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the
>crew once more that the Chuck giveth, and the Chuck,
>he taketh away. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
>Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged
>good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
>Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck
>roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
>soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't
>stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
>They now play poker every second Wednesday of the
>month. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
>There is only another fist. Chuck Norris built a time
>machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
>assassination. As Oswald shot Chuck met all three
>bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head
>exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris was the
>fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
>"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The
>other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift
>favoritism, used their combined influence to have
>Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three
>died of roundhouse kick related deaths. Chuck Norris's
>girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck
>could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood He then
>shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK
>NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his
>girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed,
>"Don't @..@ with Chuck!" Two years and five months
>later he realized the irony of this statement and
>laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile
>radius of the blast went deaf. Since 1940, the year
>Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths
>have increased 13,000 percent. To prove it isn't that
>big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15
>cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7
>different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his
>body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance
>Armstrong. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside
>out, for his pleasure. Chuck Norris once lined up to
>kick the winning field goal of a high school football
>game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the
>referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3
>month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60
>yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang
>every girl in the stadium. There are no disabled
>people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. The
>original theme song to the Transformers was actually
>"Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck
>Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris
>as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
>drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a
>pick-up. This was far too awesome for a single show,
>however, so it was divided. The chief export of Chuck
>Norris is pain. It was once believed that Chuck Norris
>actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie,
>created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates
>to him. Pirates never were very smart. Chuck Norris is
>not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck
>Norris.
:o:D;)

maybe someone should start a Chuck Norris thread???

But the Diablo is the longest disc I have thrown and if the tee sign is correct then the disc went 350'.


You mean you threw it 560 feet, right? :D

Jack Bauer would Kill Chuck Norris while saving the world from terrorists!!!

Oh and by the way I can throw a DevilHawk from my front yard all the to the portable basket in MCs garage in Tulsa OK!!!

Just to let everyone arguing know "That I've got the biggest.. balls of them all"

Hope Chuck didn't hear that! :D

But the Diablo is the longest disc I have thrown and if the tee sign is correct then the disc went 350'.


You mean you threw it 560 feet, right? :D



Uphill.........from one knee.......... with my off hand..........in a head wind of at least 40 mph /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

For all the Chuck Fans.





Everyone alive is a Chuck Fan, he roundhouse kicked people that were not only leaving true fans and others that are in hiding. Of course Chuck knows who and where they are but he had to save some people to kill at a later date.

There is no theory of evolution...only animal species Chuck Norris allows to exist.

When you mother says, "I want you to meet your real Dad," she introduces you to Chuck Norris.

Sorry...couldn't resist.

-MADMAX

So the lower the rating the bigger the liar well to steal one from Lyle then I would definitely be throwing well over 500' then. :eek: :D



LOL

I am curios to see the performance of slower flying discs ( mid-range and fairway drivers) like the element-Dt's and Sabre-DT's! :cool:



Put me on the auto ship for those!!!!!!

I heard that instead of a shower Chuck Norris will catch a grizzly bear and ride it through a carwash, and drys off by roundhouse kicking the bear in his teeth. Oh that crazy Chuck Norris.

I say forget about distance and learn how to putt.

chuck norris can blow bubble's in beef jerkey.
chuck's "johnson" has its own "johnson". and its still bigger than yours.

What I want to know is when we are going to see the Chuck Norris Signature edition DevilHawk... c'mon, doesn't he deserve it?

...but everyone knows that Chuck can't putt!

...but everyone knows that Chuck can't putt!



When you ace every hole you don't even need to carry a putter. :D But if he did putt I am sure he could make them inside 50' with his eyes closed unless of course the disc exploded on impact with the pole.

...but everyone knows that Chuck can't putt!



When you ace every hole you don't even need to carry a putter. :D But if he did putt I am sure he could make them inside 50' with his eyes closed unless of course the disc exploded on impact with the pole.



My sister-in-law dated Chuck ... she says he's overrated. :o

I once witnessed Chuck impregnating our waitress at the Buffett by just looking at her! :oNow thats some good genes! :D

Jack Bauer would Kill Chuck Norris while saving the world from terrorists!!!

Oh and by the way I can throw a DevilHawk from my front yard all the to the portable basket in MCs garage in Tulsa OK!!!



Agreed. I lost my DevilHawk yesterday. tried throwin it MTA hit the moon then lost in orbit

Mr. Mosier,

We've found your DevilHawk! We are sending you a bill for damage to the international space station.

Thank you,

NASA